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#video #film2026 #movie2026 #My Dad Is Poseidon - FULL EP 2026 -Full Episode
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:59What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satur, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt? You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fuck this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer? Who the hell are you?
08:07You one-shotted pants-topping orcer? Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing!
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy!
10:36Mommy!
10:52Mommy!
10:53It's too late, boss. Her heartbeats fading fast.
10:59Mommy!
11:04Mommy!
11:10Mommy! Somebody help me!
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart it was
11:53your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:36someone did this to you you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left she's safe now
13:01drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:15ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could raise the
13:21dead for mortals where the hell did you get this more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:19i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:44you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you
14:55or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy
14:58help
15:02something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:33ha ha ha ha ha
15:34Ha ha!
15:46Whew!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:07What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:20You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run!
16:50Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:16If I stay, I'm dead!
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:29Your powers are badass.
17:31You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:34No way.
17:35Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51How about that monster?
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
18:00He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:41My liege
18:44have mercy i didn't know she was your die swear it i please spare my life no problem
18:50thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:07enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:24one step
19:25near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:32leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:50truth myself
19:59that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:06in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:28who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:43poseidon
20:54is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:47little fish
21:56headied staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:16thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:35in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora
22:52and her daughter
22:57understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:06everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:10every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:15yes boss
23:22poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:38easy pickets let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:02a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:09who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:31stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
24:59let my daughter go
25:02no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine you die
25:20you poisoned me
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:39you're wounded poisoned done the kids coming with me
25:47don't touch her come at me
25:50feisty one dylan wants you dead
25:54but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:10let my mommy go you bastard
26:13ah
26:20lily lily run get out of here
26:27serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:46you're
26:51you're
26:51your hands off her
27:00you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:07jack
27:09what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe
27:16so you're the boyfriend
27:17so you're the boyfriend
27:18too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:37jack
27:39keep lily safe
27:40long as i'm here
27:41you don't lose
27:42shut up
27:43and go
27:43now
27:55if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:00run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:16no
28:19Oh, my God.
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:58Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:10Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:29Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:21Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:39right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55Ha ha ha ha. That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:34No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:44You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:12In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:46How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:53This can't be.
34:19Ancient Ekethra! The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:36They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:39Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:49They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:55Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:05My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:12You worthless creature!
35:15You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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