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00:12In summer, at 1 a.m., you saw my client leave the erotic buffet, he recognized you, approached,
00:21and proceeded to tell you that you, quote, made him crazy horny.
00:27And that was when you heard the scream and saw at the end of the block that a different man
00:34was in fact throwing up into a baby carriage containing the plaintiff's baby next to two performers dressed like Elmo's
00:41and one as, quote, that one guy from Michael Clayton.
00:44I think his name was Michael Clayton.
00:47Is that an accurate recounting of events?
00:50And before you answer, please say yes or no, not...
00:52Yeah, baby!
00:53That retelling of the incident in question makes me horny, baby.
00:58Therefore, my client couldn't have been the one to...
01:05The one who threw up on the plaintiff's baby.
01:08Yeah!
01:08Don't you dare say yeah, baby.
01:10Yeah, baby!
01:13Lines are covered in the spread.
01:16Your Honor, can you at least tell the jurors to stop yelling and looking at their phones?
01:24Oh, the jury will stop doing whatever he said.
01:28Juror number eight, could you put away your phone?
01:30I object!
01:31It's not a phone.
01:33Whoa!
01:34Where'd you get that?
01:35Uh, no further questions.
01:37Uh-huh.
01:37Yeah, great.
01:39Closing argument!
01:42Uh, for the record, that also makes me horny.
01:47Baby.
01:48Ugh.
01:48Whang bang, bing bang bang, dica-dica-dica-dic-dic-dang.
01:51Uh, uh, bop, bop!
01:53Ju-ju-j-ju everybody!
01:55Oh, yeah, yeah, come on, I'm home the church!
01:58All right, now!
02:00Oh, mamma-mamma-mamma-mamma-mamma-mamma!
02:02It's a all-money answer word!
02:05Look at his red-hot dogs!
02:07Whang, whang, whang dank, whang dank, whang, whang dank!
02:11Jam, jah-jah-jah-jah-jah-jah-jah-jah.
02:15Come on, I'm on the church!
02:17You know I love you, baby
02:19Stop!
02:21Yeah!
02:23I love you too
02:30We're not only not gonna settle, we're gonna counter sue for their kids' college fund
02:36They've hired Nickels and Gum
02:38Hmm
02:46Tell them we'll settle
02:47Call Nickels and Gum, we'll win one for the little guy
02:51Nickels and Gum are the two things in your pocket
02:54And the freedom from the pocket of the law
02:58That's how it used to be
02:59But now, my partner Marsha Gum, she's dead
03:03But is my practice dead?
03:05Hell no!
03:06That's why I'm making us more efficient
03:08By firing my dead partner's son, Lincoln Gum
03:11Fire!
03:11He sucks!
03:12Plus, I've always hated him
03:13And guess what, Las Vegas?
03:15This commercial is how he's finding out
03:18So, say goodbye to Lincoln
03:20And hello to a big cash settlement
03:21At the new-look law firm of Steve Nichols & Associates
03:25He fired Lincoln Gum
03:26You know, I wish he'd quit airing that ad
03:29It's been six months
03:30Yeah, but it's so funny
03:32They've hired you right after Grandma Marsha died
03:34That's brutal
03:35Shut up, Irene, go to school
03:36No!
03:37They fear my power
03:38Why don't you just take him to court
03:41Hit him with the old Saskatoon horse trade
03:43You see, you just hire the saddest woman you can find
03:46Then you tell the jury she's got scurvy
03:49And was this the legendary Glenn Blurchman move
03:52That got you disbarred?
03:53You know that's from when I stabbed that guy
03:55Try some compassion
03:57Okay, well, since we have no clients
03:59And I'm a failure
04:00I'll be in my office listening to Dave Matthews' band
04:03And googling pictures of coffins
04:04Come on, Unky Link Link
04:06It can't be that bad
04:07We're out of money
04:09I've destroyed my mom's legacy
04:11We're gonna lose the firm
04:13Glenn is gonna have to go live on that weird millionaire's boat again
04:16The SS Pain Palace wasn't so bad
04:18Decent food and a bed
04:20And all I had to do was fight other desperate men
04:23For the privilege of seeing another sunrise
04:25And without this job, Irene's gonna fall into a bad crowd
04:28She has absolutely zero sense of what's good for her
04:31That's not true!
04:32Hey, Glenn, does Palace have one L or two?
04:34Lincoln, Lincoln, the firm's not gonna close!
04:37Why, you've been lettin' a lot of clients slide
04:39How about me and Irene go round up what we're owed
04:43And you can win whatever case this wet hunk of beef brings us
04:47Hi, I'm Barry Chandelier
04:49Here's the Lincoln Gum
04:50I've been here the whole time
04:52I can't pay you
04:54Your mom took me on pro bono
04:56But then, you know
04:57That big truck hit her in your head
04:59She passed away
04:59Yeah
05:00I've been calling
05:01But that scary girl at the front desk kept threatening me?
05:04Yep, she'll do that
05:05She's a surprisingly good investigator, though
05:08Okay, well, my court date is tomorrow
05:10What? Tomorrow?
05:12Okay, that's, like, really bad
05:14But, actually, whatever
05:16It's not like I have anything else going on
05:19So let's start at the beginning
05:20What's the story?
05:23Okay, so
05:24Ladies, ladies, gay and bi dudes
05:27And everyone else
05:28Sexuality is a spectrum
05:29Spectrum!
05:31Why don't you take the party on over to the
05:33Brushfire Club
05:34Where we've got the studliest hunks
05:36This side of the studenental divide
05:39Tom Wanks
05:40Rodrigo Vesuvius
05:42Angry Christopher
05:43Barry Chandelier
05:45Mr. Ass
05:46Lord Gringlesby
05:47And Lunchmeat
05:49Are all waiting for you
05:50Waiting!
05:52These scared young men
05:54Are willing to do anything
05:56Especially on Friday nights
05:58When for only $50
05:59These oinky pig boys will
06:01Eat the customer's car keys?
06:03Eat the customer's car keys
06:05And people like that?
06:07Oh, yeah!
06:08It drives everyone crazy
06:09When me and the boys chow down on their fobs
06:11But it's making us sick
06:12And the contracts specifically allow
06:15With all this crazy legal ease
06:17See?
06:18We can hurt you however we want
06:20And you'll beg for more
06:21Seems needlessly mean
06:23Look, truth is
06:24The law isn't really on the side of the sex workers
06:28You mean like how it's illegal for us
06:30Not to give some of her hair to anyone who asks?
06:32Yep
06:32And who is representing the club?
06:35Well, you know him?
06:37Steve Nichols
06:39Steve Nichols
06:40I figure you most hate that guy
06:42After he fired you
06:44When your mom's head
06:45Passed away
06:46Nichols and gum
06:48Are two things in your pocket
06:50Okay, well
06:52I figure you probably got a lot of work to do
06:54So if that's all
06:56I'll see you tomorrow
06:57They'll free you
06:59They'll free you
07:02Just so you know
07:04The firm is throwing our full weight behind your case
07:07Well, that's reassuring
07:08I know how classy and professional
07:10This organization is
07:11You bet your ass
07:12I've used my juice
07:13To get a lot of media coverage on this case
07:16The news is having a field day
07:18They're calling it
07:19Stripper eat keys
07:20Even though don't want to, gate
07:21Well, free publicity never killed no dogs
07:24Ah, yes, that old saying
07:26Anyway, I want you to know
07:27This case is personal to me
07:29If Lincoln gum is stupid enough
07:31To step into court against me
07:32While the news is watching
07:33I'll wipe him off the damn map
07:36Ooh
07:37It's almost time for dessert
07:39The other naked food lady was booked
07:41But this dog is also naked
07:43If you think about it
07:44Wow, yeah
07:46Touché
07:52Well, Mom
07:53I'm a disgrace to your legacy
07:56You sure are
07:57Which is why now I live in hell
08:00Eating bugs
08:02But, Mom
08:03Turns out
08:04Instead of a toilet in hell
08:06We have to use a hot little volcano
08:08It hurts
08:10Okay, Mom
08:11I think I'm gonna go get drunk
08:12Wait, no
08:13Don't leave me here
08:16Night, Dennis
08:26You're number eight
08:28All right, keep up, folks
08:30This ain't one of your Iowa corn-licking festivals
08:32We move fast out here
08:34Was this your card?
08:36Nope
08:37Look closer
08:40Also, check your wife's phone
08:42She's cheating on you
08:43Hot damn, that's amazing
08:45When did you even write that?
08:48Now I gotta go
08:49Come on, Darlene
08:51All right
08:52There's no cops around
08:53Which means it's time for my big finale
08:56Ma'am
08:57Remember when we first started?
08:59I asked you to pick a card out of this deck
09:00You remember it, right?
09:01It was
09:02Kind of the main thing here is you don't tell me
09:05Anyway, I already know
09:06It's the king
09:07King of clubs
09:09So that's the trick
09:10Kind of disappointing, right?
09:12But here's the thing
09:13I hate kings
09:18Always have
09:24You, where'd the bullets stop?
09:28See?
09:29That's the thing about kings
09:31The whole deck is stacked
09:33To keep them from getting hurt
09:37Damn, juror number eight
09:39Well, maybe Rodney's better than me
09:41Because he doesn't have to deal
09:42With the stress of running
09:44America's fifth biggest baby shoe company
09:47Rodney's baby shoe company
09:49Is the third biggest
09:51Exactly
09:52First on the list
09:53Bob Henderson
09:54Actually, it's Bob Henderson Toyota
09:57Changed his name to match his dealership
09:59But he didn't quite think it through
10:01What?
10:01You didn't investigate this guy's case?
10:03Nope
10:03I was at deadlift camp that week
10:05Hey, yeah
10:06What do your parents think you're doing all day anyway?
10:09I don't know
10:10Stuff?
10:10I guess at school
10:11Or interning for Uncle Link
10:12Or just kind of at large
10:14They don't even know that I graduated three years early
10:16Hot clams?
10:17Sometimes I should have been learning the grift from you
10:19Not teaching it
10:20No way!
10:21Where else would I learn cool slang like hot clams?
10:23Ow!
10:24So Bob still owes us?
10:25What do we do for this guy?
10:26Eh, we helped him settle a lawsuit
10:28Come on down to Bob Henderson Toyota Toyota
10:31Where if you can find a better deal on a Toyota
10:34You can kill me!
10:36Oh, Glem!
10:38Large girl!
10:39How's it going?
10:40How it's going is we need the money you owe us
10:43Yours was even one of the cases we won
10:45Sort of
10:45Talked your customer down to a maiming
10:48Well, the thing is that
10:49No!
10:50No more violence!
10:51I'll go get your money
10:53That'll do, Hulk
10:55Wow, 30 bucks
10:57I can't wait to buy a low-quality jacket 15 years ago
11:01That trick was kind of stupid and reckless
11:03But also really amazing
11:05Well, that's what plays here
11:07You can keep it
11:08I know you
11:09You're juror number eight
11:11Oh, lawyer guy!
11:12Sorry, I was awake for very little of that trial
11:15Neat
11:16I'm Lincoln Gum
11:17Sheila Flambe
11:20Magician
11:21And three-year all-county sex champion
11:24Look, I was sure I had that case wrapped up
11:26But I lost
11:27How about I buy you a drink
11:29And tell me where I went wrong
11:30Well, I won't say no to a free drink
11:33But I warn you
11:34I'm not a very critical person
11:36And not only is your voice annoying
11:37When you're trying to sound smart
11:39You are boring as hell
11:40The whole trial I felt like I was at a funeral for saltine crackers
11:44Hey, I bet a lot of people would be sad if saltine crackers died
11:49Peanut butter for one
11:50You don't get it, Lincoln
11:51You're not a New York lawyer
11:53Or even an Orlando lawyer
11:55You're a Vegas lawyer
11:56But you think you're better than Vegas
11:58I am better than Vegas
12:00I mean, look at that guy
12:02Hey, I have feelings
12:04You know, you're even ruder than all those bus drivers I murdered
12:08Let me show you what Vegas is all about
12:11You know what?
12:12Who cares?
12:13No matter what I do, Mom's still gonna be on the volcano toilet
12:17Volcano toilet?
12:19Barkeep, two shots of your sweetest, cheapest, most neon-colored liquor
12:26What is this?
12:27And why was there a picture of the Unabomber on the bottle?
12:30You're already asking the wrong questions
12:32And now to hit the jukebox with some music that screams
12:35Wild Night Out in Las Vegas
12:43Egbert!
12:43What?
12:44It's a fun song from a show everyone can enjoy
12:47Whatever
12:48Let's drink!
12:51It's such a crude attitude
12:53It's back where it belongs
12:56All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
13:01Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks
13:04Living in sin with a safety pin go
13:07Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks
13:12Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks
13:13Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks
13:17Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks
13:20Cleveland rocks
13:35Hey, are those pills kickin' in?
13:38Oh, where's she in the lead?
13:42Uh, I think so.
13:44Dang it!
13:46Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks.
13:49I got some records for World War II.
13:52I play them just like me granddad do.
13:56He was a rocker and now I am too.
13:59Oh, Cleveland Rocks.
14:00I get it!
14:04Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks.
14:09Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks.
14:10Best night ever, baby.
14:12Come on, I just got the perfect idea for an ad for you.
14:15Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks.
14:19Sheila, about this ad...
14:22It kicks ass!
14:25Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio!
14:30Look, I'm pumped you brought me here to end the night,
14:32but why are we eating breakfast at this male strip club?
14:35And not the male strip club two blocks away with the good eggs.
14:37Because this is probably my last case.
14:41What do you mean, Lincoln?
14:42Lincoln.
14:43My mom named me that.
14:45After the tallest and best lawyer of all time,
14:48I've always tried to live up to the name.
14:50I guess it's the name Gum I'm having more trouble living up to.
14:54Gum.
14:55Gum.
14:55Oh, my God!
14:56Your mom's the, um, um, nickels and gum!
14:59Two things in your pocket!
15:01I lost my virginity to that song.
15:03I used to get made fun of for it.
15:05And I wanted to be more than a jingle and a funny billboard.
15:08Well, I was an assistant for every magic act in town.
15:11Greggs and Roberts, Gustav and Clint,
15:13Johnny Mutant, the Hell Genius, even Lunch Me!
15:16But when I tried to do my own act,
15:17those mystical dickhead magicians blackballed me
15:20from their boys' club.
15:21Now I'm out in the streets scrapping and zapping.
15:23Scrapping and zapping is a thing we say.
15:25Wait, that's stupid.
15:27I saw your act.
15:28You were incredible.
15:30You had them eating out of the palm of your, your, uh...
15:33What?
15:33Ass?
15:34Were you gonna say I had them eating out of the palm of my ass?
15:36Why would you say that?
15:38I've got my mom's lawyer smarts.
15:41You've got her razzle-me-tazzle.
15:43Together, we could come together.
15:45Together, to be my mom.
15:48Wait a minute.
15:48How was yours grosser than mine?
15:50Join my firm as my, I don't know, creative director.
15:53Let's team up.
15:54Finally, dude!
15:56Yes, obviously!
15:57I need a job that pays more than $30 a day.
16:00Also, you seem okay or whatever.
16:02Partners?
16:03Partners.
16:04Ah!
16:06The old exploding handshake.
16:08I've been waiting all night to do that.
16:10Very amusing.
16:11Now, let's get down to...
16:14So, what's this big case?
16:15One sec, let me get the team here.
16:17We have a team?
16:18Are any of them broad-shouldered young Danish men?
16:21Fresh off the tree farm, naive to our American ways,
16:24perhaps in need of a firm older hand?
16:27No.
16:27What?
16:28No.
16:29Go for Glem!
16:31Irene, Glem, meet Sheila Flambe.
16:34She's a magician I got drunk with, and now she's gonna join our law firm.
16:37Yeah, that makes sense.
16:38And here's what we're dealing with.
16:41They're car keys?
16:42Do people like that?
16:43Yeah, baby!
16:45Oh, hey, Sheila.
16:46Hey, lunch meat.
16:47Okay, so here's my plan.
16:48When the courthouse opens, I'm gonna march right up to the judge and ask for more time
16:54to prepare a case.
16:56Lincoln, it's almost like you learned nothing from getting blackout drunk and dressing
16:59like a giant baby.
17:00These jurors, they walk by two burning pirate ships, ten dancing fountains, and a dead clown
17:05on their morning commutes.
17:07They're not gonna be oppressed by some hundred-year-old laws in a moldy old book.
17:10Wait.
17:11Spectacle?
17:12Hundred-year-old laws?
17:13I think I know how we're gonna win.
17:15How?
17:16I'm going shopping.
17:28Mr. Gum, we've been waiting for you.
17:30And I would be really mad if you didn't look so awesome!
17:35Hi, Your Honor.
17:37Hello, Lincoln.
17:38Where have you been?
17:39Your dead mom's grave?
17:41Cause she's dead.
17:42Uh, eat piss, buttwad!
17:44Yeah, eat piss.
17:46Piss?
17:47Buttwad?
17:48I'm bored!
17:49Opening arguments!
17:50Who wants to go first?
17:51How about you?
17:52Happy to!
17:53Ladies and gentlemen, and maybe a few not-so-ladies-and-gentlemen of the jury, my opponent is going
18:00to try to cloud your brains with a bunch of boring old laws and woke mind documents.
18:05But he can't change one thing.
18:08You know me from the TV!
18:12And you know that after 30 years, I would never steer you wrong.
18:16We're the good guys.
18:17They're the bad guys.
18:19End of story.
18:20Get used to it.
18:21Yeah!
18:22Yeah!
18:22Yeah!
18:22Yeah!
18:23Yeah!
18:23Oh, that was good!
18:28Yeah!
18:40Yeah!
18:51Yeah!
18:54Yeah!
18:58Yeah!
19:17Yeah!
19:18Oh, damn it!
19:18They should not!
19:20And do you specialize in nutrition, in problems of the stubborn?
19:23No.
19:24I'm just a simple brain surgeon.
19:28Yes, sir.
19:29Kids in my school keep getting sick.
19:31We don't know any better.
19:32We're all eating keys, trying to be sophisticated like the fancy dancing men.
19:36One girl died.
19:37She was blonde and everything.
19:38Yeah!
19:39Order!
19:40Order in the court order!
19:41Well, this certainly has been a legal battle for the ages.
19:45Let's see those closing arguments, but first, how about a round of applause for these boys,
19:50huh?
19:51Do you have it?
19:52Yep!
19:52Here's the gun you had me smuggle into the courtroom.
19:55And the book's almost ready.
19:57Just remember to cue me.
19:58Also, I'm gonna tell you now so you can't yell at me.
20:01Me and Irene collected all the money we're owed, but then we spent it on these cool gold watches!
20:07Let's go!
20:08I gotta see how this ends!
20:10Lincoln, you've got him eating out of the palm of your ass.
20:12Go kill the king!
20:14Yeah, Lincoln.
20:15Go kill the king.
20:17Steve, I don't know what your problem is with me or my mom, but I do know this.
20:22Shut up!
20:28Cowboys and cowgirls of the jury, I wanna tell y'all a tale of our little city here.
20:33Picture a bunch of vaqueros sat around a campfire under a starry sky.
20:39What do you think, compadres?
20:41This parcel of land looks suitable like for a town.
20:44I reckon it do, Peppy.
20:47A wonderful town where a feller can get all the sins out of his body so's that God won't kill
20:54him with lightning.
20:56I'm dying, hoss.
21:00Take my six-shooter.
21:04And remember why we founded this town.
21:10Remember the spirit of Las Vegas.
21:18The spirit of Las Vegas.
21:21A place where any old gunslingin' buckaroo with a few coins can do any old thing.
21:27Well, anything except...
21:35Ma'am, would you mind reading the unbreakable bulletproof law that stopped my incredible shot?
21:41Furthermore, under protection of strip law, no man may ever be compelled to perform any act that brings pleasure to
21:47a woman in any way!
21:48Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my rootin' tootin' case.
21:53Hot land!
21:55Holy crap!
21:57That kicked ass!
21:58We don't even need to hear from the other guy.
22:01Cowboy wins!
22:02What?
22:03The jury agrees!
22:04No!
22:05I hereby award the plaintiff...
22:08One million dollars.
22:11Now release the confetti we saved for special occasions!
22:16And that was the scene earlier at the dramatic conclusion of the stripper eat keys even though don't want to
22:21gate trial.
22:22Strip clubs all over the city are checking their contracts for similar abusive language, bettering working conditions for all our
22:28city's heroic dancers.
22:29Some bystanders complained about the trial, asking questions like when was the jury chosen if the lawyers didn't even know
22:35about the case until the day before?
22:37Why didn't Lincoln have to enter anything into evidence?
22:39And wasn't this all a bit much?
22:41You can't fire a gun in a courtroom.
22:42But they were quickly labeled uptight nerds and told to sit their candy asses down.
22:46In other news, there's a new commercial!
22:49For too long, Vegas has been a graveyard where truth goes to die.
22:55But now, ever since he beat the evil Steve Nichols to save our innocent dancers from key poisoning,
23:02Lincoln Gum has been helping the poor and desperate of Las Vegas.
23:11I'm Lincoln Gum and I will fight for you!
23:15My son is a good lawyer, so I can go to heaven now!
23:20The kids of justice will chew you up!
23:23Call Lincoln Gum and he'll go out the works!
23:26The kids of justice will be!
23:30The kids of justice will be good!
23:37The kids of justice will still be good after the evil to death!
23:42The kids of justice will meet them!
23:45The kids of justice will take a toll on their difficulties.
24:15Chirp.
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