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01:02Oh, wow.
01:05It's an own goal for Alan.
01:08I knew it was that bloody sausage.
01:11It was so good, though.
01:15Oh, God.
01:17I knew the sausage machine would be my downfall.
01:20Then my eye looked over to Pat Noodle, and then I was just gone.
01:24OK, so that's seven of you on yellow cards.
01:28So, Sam, you don't have a yellow card.
01:29David, you don't have a yellow card.
01:31Unbelievably, Mel, you don't have a yellow card.
01:35Teetering.
01:35OK, I'm going back in.
01:37I'm restarting the game.
01:38OK.
01:39Dawes.
01:41I mean, this is a very, very strong team.
01:46So it's yellow cards for Alan and Romesh,
01:48and all it took was a sausage machine firing out raw meat
01:52at a lady called Pat Noodle.
01:53Simple, really.
01:55OK, let's restart the game.
02:01Well done.
02:02Well done, Alan.
02:03OK.
02:04I loved that game, and the shoe business was excellent.
02:08Thank you, thank you.
02:09We've all bitten down on a shoe and trying to curl one out.
02:13Yep.
02:29Anyone care for a freshened-up buffet?
02:31Thanks, this is an amazing spread.
02:33I even have just had a whole one out a bit more.
02:36What is the calorific intake on this show?
02:38They've not stopped eating.
02:40Must be nice for them.
02:42They're allowed snacks.
02:44They've got snacks in there, aren't they?
02:45I don't want any, anyway.
02:46I'm glad when you said to me there's no snacks,
02:48I said, I don't even want any.
02:49What are your favourite meats, Alan?
02:53Tongue.
02:54Tongue.
02:55Tongue.
02:55Whose tongue?
02:56Anyone's tongue.
02:57Tongue of cow, tongue of...
02:59Human tongue.
02:59Human tongue.
03:01Is your favourite meat?
03:02You've got temptation in your mouth at all times.
03:05Bob?
03:05Oh, this is...
03:06The human tongue's got them.
03:08And we've got quite a big tongue,
03:09if you don't mind me saying.
03:10Yeah, yeah, it's quite girthy.
03:11I've got a long tongue.
03:12I've got a well-hung tongue.
03:14A well-hung tongue.
03:18Who's got the longest tongue here?
03:19Sam's got a long tongue.
03:21Sam, can we see it?
03:26What the hell?
03:28What?
03:28What?
03:30Do that again, Sam.
03:31What just happened?
03:32What was going on there?
03:33Do that again, Sam, please, slower.
03:35Is that actually your tongue?
03:38Why are you cuffing at half the tongue?
03:40Well, I'm worried.
03:41Is it a trick?
03:42It can't be a tongue, though.
03:43That can't be a tongue.
03:44You can't have a tongue.
03:45Who has a spare tongue?
03:48If there's tongue talk, the tongue comes out.
03:53Drinks orders.
03:54Drinks orders.
03:55I'd have a glass of rosé or a...
03:57I'll have a rosé.
03:58Rosé.
03:58Anyone else for rosé?
03:59Yeah, I think I will.
04:01Three rosés.
04:01Rosé team?
04:03Can I get some scallops?
04:07If you're doing scallops, I'll have some of yours.
04:09Two scallops?
04:10Yeah.
04:11Thanks, Mel.
04:12Rummers, did you want a something or other?
04:13Rummers?
04:14You want a glass of rosé?
04:15Yeah, I'll have a glass of rosé.
04:16So we get a bottle of rosé.
04:17I don't know how to do this, but I'll see what I can do.
04:22Mel.
04:23Oh, hello.
04:24I just wondered if we might be able to possibly have a bottle of rosé.
04:28Yeah, no problem at all.
04:30That's really kind, and a few glasses.
04:32I should be all right.
04:33You're really kind.
04:35Thank you so much.
04:36No, I'm not, but yeah.
04:38Bye.
04:39Bye.
04:40So you can phone out.
04:43You can phone out.
04:44Thank you, and just this.
04:46My angelic page.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Oh.
04:49Oh.
04:51Er, Mel.
04:52Mel.
04:53Mel.
04:53Mel.
04:54Mel.
04:56Absolutely shabba rank.
04:59Yes.
04:59Oh, that's good.
05:01Oh, what's happened here?
05:05What the hell?
05:08We have had a laugh, and no one else was involved.
05:12They've done this to themselves.
05:14Doors.
05:15Nothing happened here.
05:17Oh, here we go.
05:17What?
05:19Can't be.
05:21We have had a laugh.
05:23What?
05:24And this was, I mean, you talk about own goals.
05:27This is just someone taking themselves out for no good reason.
05:31Let's have a look.
05:37Sorry.
05:38Er, Mel.
05:39Mel.
05:40Mel.
05:41Mel.
05:43Mel.
05:44Mel.
05:44Mel.
05:44Mel.
05:45Melvis Presley.
05:46What the hell are we thinking?
05:48Mel, Mel, Mel.
05:48What the hell?
05:48Mel, Mel, Mel.
05:49You burped yourself out.
05:52The viewers at home will watch that and go, that audio, they've done something to that audio.
05:56That's genuinely the noise your body made.
05:59I'm really sorry. It's all the flumps and everything, and the crisps. Don't blame the flumps.
06:06It's a yellow card.
06:07How basic is it to laugh at your own burp, rookie error?
06:14Some of you are going to be joining myself and Roisin very, very soon. I'll restart the game.
06:19So Mel's incredible burp brought her down. A yellow card for her, and a suggestion. Maybe a bottle of Gaviscon.
06:29Why are you away?
06:30Someone came in and opened a bag of popcorn, and then ate someone. I told them we weren't allowed it,
06:34so they've gone now.
06:37You've got to have more control over these people.
06:39We've ate on yellow cards.
06:43Let's restart the game.
06:46Oh, here we go.
06:47Here we go.
06:52One more strike.
06:53One more strike.
06:56Has anyone got a weird crush?
06:58Weird crush?
06:59Gordon Ramsay.
07:01When he starts shouting, I really like it.
07:03I used to fancy the Jack of Clubs.
07:07You know, in the pack of cards.
07:11Good looking.
07:12It was good looking.
07:14If we're going there, Mufasa.
07:18Really?
07:18Mufasa is Saxa.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Officer Dibble.
07:22Hello.
07:23Dibble's hot.
07:24Officer Dibble?
07:25Officer Dibble from Top Cat.
07:27Oh, man. How can you fancy the Popo?
07:31I've never heard or thought of Officer Dibble as the Popo.
07:37No, but technically, correct.
07:40I said...
07:41Crop.
07:42Oh.
07:43Hello.
07:43Something is...
07:44Oh, yes.
07:45Something's going to happen.
07:47Judy Finnegan, guys.
07:48It's Judy Finnegan.
07:49Oh, imagine!
07:50That would be amazing.
07:53Hello, everyone.
07:54Now, David and Sam, you don't have yellow cards,
07:57so you're going to go head-to-head in a special challenge.
08:01I know comedians hate showing off,
08:02so this is going to be really tough for you.
08:04You have to take in turns
08:05to say something impressive about yourself,
08:07so this is a chance to boast about your greatest achievements.
08:12Please take your places at the table.
08:14The game starts and ends when the bell rings.
08:17Go, guys.
08:18Go, guys!
08:21OK.
08:24OK.
08:25Um...
08:27Put it there.
08:28Um...
08:29Say something impressive about me.
08:31I, um, have a good tenacity
08:33and I think I'm strong-willed.
08:35I have occasional attention to detail.
08:38Well, I have a girlfriend.
08:40I have a wife.
08:43My first kiss was actually on a castle
08:45in Guildford.
08:48Oh!
08:49I look forward to my first kiss.
08:54Um, I have a lot of mates, a lot of great mates.
08:59I was a finalist in the Rotary Club public speaking competition
09:03in 1991 or 1992.
09:05I mean, this is at school,
09:06but I did very well in the cross-country.
09:09I appreciate cheese and am able to show it.
09:13Oh, dear.
09:17Um, I am good at swimming
09:20and I would actually even drop with a parsley.
09:23I won't tolerate stale biscuits.
09:29I won't tolerate bigotry.
09:32I will tolerate bigotry
09:34in order to influence people.
09:38Oh, I've got a printer.
09:41I've got, um,
09:43a laptop that can connect
09:44to my wife's printer.
09:46Oh, my wife's printer.
09:47The David Mitchell story.
09:49Ah!
09:51Ah!
09:53I, uh, have a very loud voice
09:56when I need to.
09:57Do you shout?
09:59I can shout very loudly.
10:01I challenge you to a small mini-challenge
10:02within this challenge,
10:03which is a shout.
10:04A shout-off.
10:05You'd like me to shout?
10:06We both get to shout one thing at each other.
10:08Okay, right.
10:09The challenger's got a spin-off.
10:11Who, who can shout for longest?
10:14You start there
10:15and we slowly step toward each other shouting.
10:17Okay, ready?
10:18One, two, three.
10:19Ah!
10:24Ah!
10:26Ah!
10:27Ah!
10:29Ah!
10:29Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:36Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:40Wrong.
10:42Very wrong.
10:43Ah!
10:43What is this house?
10:45You, Diane Morgan!
10:49It felt like you needed that, David.
10:51I think it helped a bit.
10:52Although I think my voice may be different forever.
10:56Oh!
10:56Ah!
10:57That was one of my favourite parts so far.
11:00I enjoyed looking into your screaming face.
11:03I can't believe we didn't get anyone on that yeah I mean there's a reason those
11:06two don't have yellows guys really good oh very good I think the world will be
11:11surprised that it was David who had the loudest scream you wouldn't put much
11:16money on that he's an animal we didn't know when I went to when Mexico I got
11:27Montezuma's Revenge that I had I OD on Imodium and basically had to have a
11:33c-section to do a shit that's that's full-on yeah that's bad that's really
11:42bad yeah could you have a book in a day and stuff yeah yeah an agenda reveal see
11:51yeah did they show it to you did you keep it
12:01are you proud was it like people say don't they about birth they say it's like
12:08emotional it's emotional because that's actually my child oh Alan Alan Alan oh
12:16it's good it's good just diary it's got problems weakening no no you just it's
12:25just emotional for me if that's my child you're talking about yeah your poo child
12:34you um you do a fair bit of acting don't you hmm you do quite a lot of that hmm
12:38I've got an audition oh
12:42yeah next week but I find them really scary do you yeah unnerving I've got the
12:47lot do you want everyone would you run through it with me yeah is that okay
12:50absolutely
12:56your jacket that's okay interior quiet rural cafe Jack a handsome British man in mid
13:0220s is working behind the counter enter Hannah an American businesswoman in her
13:07early 30s hi what can I get you oh I'm still deciding hold on a second that's
13:13really good is that good yeah her phone rings and she takes it out her bag she
13:17takes a deep breath and answers calmly look Steve now ain't a good time you know
13:23how important this case is to me and I can't think about us right now she pauses to
13:29hear Steve's reply she nods understandingly might want to work on that nod a bit the nod yeah she
13:39puts her phone away and glances back at Jack who has already prepared her coffee got you an
13:45Americano because I think I detected an accent Hannah rolls her eyes and laughs to herself
13:54not a laugh I think that's risky business you've got it in the bag you reckon but nothing to worry
14:00about the only thing I'd say that nod was a bit big what would you go for yeah that's it
14:08your
14:09accents amazing cheers die these are serious players I think we need another Joker here we go
14:23hello last one laughing uh Romesh could you go and play your Joker please sure thing bye bye
14:28is the booze arrived no what what what did they say can't just keep it to yourself this is the
14:37most
14:38deadpan group of people I can't believe they're all still in there they're not breaking okay we're
14:43gonna have to get strict now oh straight in there okie dokie hello um just to start off I'm gonna
14:52give you these but could you not open them yeah okay thank you thank you let's go Romesh all exciting
15:06uh so please don't look at the envelopes until I say a lot of my comedy comes from taking ownership
15:11of some of the hardest things I've had to deal with whether it's my bonky eye how much I depend
15:17on my mum for a career or even how long I remained a virgin I had to face a lot
15:24of criticism that I rely
15:25too much on jokes about my eye online one person actually said if he had two straight eyes he'd be
15:32driving a taxi but what people don't know is actually that a little part of me dies every
15:38time I mention my weaknesses in a room of people it gets laughs sure but it still hurts so given
15:44you
15:44guys can't laugh I thought I would detail some of the things that I found the hardest here are some
15:49examples of the things I got called gauzy eyed croc eyed gammy eyed shitty eyed I died and this is
15:58probably the worst one cookie monster things then quietened down and I learned to make those jokes
16:22first but I wasn't ready for what happened in 2007 Tony Blair stood down and this man became prime
16:30minister can anybody guess what my nickname was in the late noughties Gordon it was Gordon very very
16:48brown I hope that the status of becoming a teacher would change things some kids called
16:53me mr. Rajabaga bing-bong which I thought was racist but the head said all the vowels made it sound
17:00plausibly Sri Lankan a career in the public eye came next and via the horror of social media I found
17:11myself in the eye of the stormers TV appearances held another volley of horrible comments cameraman's
17:17nightmare he needs his mum there for directions his eyes are on more channels than he is not only that
17:26but people made unflattering racial comparisons to other comedians Jack Deepak Ricky Gervaisian or the
17:36worst David Bad Baddiel my therapist says the final stage of my healing is to allow you to say those
17:44things so when I point at you what I'd like you to do is open your envelope take it in
17:49and then I would
17:49like you to say the insult to my face start with you please even he can't see things from his
18:05own
18:05perspective thank you
18:16he'd need the death star to give him laser eye surgery
18:27thank you
18:30he's got the worst eye since Isis
18:43he got jizz in that eye from whoever he had to suck off to get on TV
18:50Maisie straight in not even a bit of a mercy nothing to Maisie
19:07his wife's eyes must be more fucked than his and finally
19:35his eye looks his eye looks like a grape in a tumble dryer
19:52thank you so much for taking the time to sort of share that and I certainly found it useful and
19:56I hope you did too thank you very much guys I appreciate it
20:06brave that was brave I felt bad for Romesh and I've had that myself you know people have said
20:12horrible things about me you know that my smiles like a bombed-out village and stuff like that and
20:17someone said if I grew a mustache you look like Stonehenge at a thatched roof
20:22what was yours again Alan can't remember now let's have it again yeah it's my favorite once more with feeling
20:35you can really picture the grape can't you bubbling around I it makes me feel no but no but that
20:43will help
20:43that will help you from it his eyes looks like
21:00that's a laugh it's a weird noise but it was a laugh yep
21:05whoa what uh-oh what doors oh god I think it might be me guys we have had a laugh
21:21please his eyes looks like
21:31oh
21:33Bemi you're the first one out
21:39Bemi
21:42noooooooo
21:43oh yeah yeah you are Bemi you have to come and watch with me but you don't have to go
21:48on your own
21:51have a look we've had another laugh
21:56let's have it again
21:59you can really picture the grape can't you
22:04oh we're being incredibly strict now
22:08and you lot pushed me to do that again
22:10had to happen Alan
22:12okay that's one for you Bemi one for you Alan you'll come with me come on
22:15doors
22:19I didn't get the first red card it was a joint first red card and technically Alan Carr alphabetically
22:27is higher up so first but like second to Alan
22:32Bemi gets the first red card she's out first
22:35first red to Bemi oh and Alan's out as well
22:39but Bemi first
22:42please come in take a seat you are free to laugh
22:45oh how did you find it in there
22:47I couldn't control my face there's so many funny people
22:50oh your your facial expressions
22:51it was only a matter of time you know what my face
22:53I knew I'd be the first or second out or whatever
22:56I thought I'd last longer I mean I lasted long actually
23:00it's just everyone else is so good
23:03right team things are going to get really fricking tense
23:08they haven't restarted have they
23:11yeah get it out
23:17okay should we restart yes
23:19okay let's go
23:20I thought I thought oh geez oh this is this is thick and fast I'm not ready for this
23:27I might just get on the phone for some more booze
23:35have you been to a hen party David only professionally obviously professionally you know have you what you've been booked
23:42for booked for a hen do
23:44yeah when I was younger and more
23:47you know as a stripper no as a sort of you know a waiter just in a thong
23:51no I can believe that you would be a stripper I can't believe that you would wait on someone
23:58it's difficult to take that as a compliment
24:02so nice to laugh
24:06okay it's time to bring a bit of class to proceedings isn't it
24:09all right
24:18oh
24:19oh
24:22oh
24:23oh
24:24oh
24:24oh
24:25oh
24:25I
24:39Know this would be fun doors. I
24:44See you've all met my whoever dist
24:46Please take a seat up here. We have a singing challenge now now. I would be I don't feel so
24:52bad now
24:53OK, it's actually fairly easy. All you've got to do is sing this.
25:03You bastard. OK, just sing that when I point to you.
25:06Amy.
25:20David.
25:23Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
25:33Dan.
25:42Romesh.
25:55Mel's got to go, surely.
25:58Mel.
25:58THEY LAUGH
26:11Sam.
26:13THEY LAUGH
26:18BOB.
26:21some of that.
26:22Ooh, ooh, ooh.
26:27Maisie's gone! Come on!
26:29Come on! She's crying!
26:31Maisie?
26:34Ooh, ooh!
26:43That was very strong...
26:45It's a very moving piece of music.
26:47Roisin, could you hit the red button for me?
26:49Yes, Jimmy.
26:50Oh, my God, Maisie!
26:56Yeah, it was it I think you know who it was, okay, let's have a look at the replay Bob
27:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
27:14oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry
27:23I think you were laughing a bit there
27:25Yeah, just a little bit
27:29So Maisie, it's a red card for you
27:30Sorry Maisie
27:33We've also had a smile
27:38take a look
27:49we are being strict at this stage of the game so i've got to give you a red card
27:53okay
27:56well it's a smile or a laugh that's the game yeah
28:00i mean oh god i came across that such a narc then mal sometimes it's nice to hold a glass
28:05rather than suck it to your face i sucked it so hard i couldn't actually get it off then
28:10just for worry she sucked it so hard she couldn't get it off
28:16i can't get it off
28:20and that is how you get ahead in show business
28:24i was annoyed with myself for letting that slip i thought i'd got away with it
28:28then just when you think you're safe the spectre of jimmy car returns and it's all over
28:36so that's red cards for amy and maizey four down six to go who will be the next to crack
28:43here we are look at it that was a tough one i went so red i thought it was i
28:47thought i was
28:48gonna pass out you're not meant to repress it it's unnatural i knew i was out when i started
28:52to see stars all right let's restart the game yeah
29:04can you give me three favorite things and i'll judge them three favorite what do you like cheese
29:10well here's the thing i don't really eat cheese but i can i can do it off memory if you
29:14like
29:14there was a time when you adore jesus yeah your third cheese
29:18um smoked cheddar
29:26sorry at number two wensleydale
29:33sorry rom and at number one for you danish blue
29:41you love that one yeah what a great cheese it is a great cheese
29:49sorry to interrupt chaps something something from the buffet sorry to interrupt with a slightly loud
29:54voice i'll not take anything thank you something from the buffet i'd love something cracker on a guac
29:58cracker moly as we're calling it yeah that'd be combo the two or a nice little tomato i'm fine with
30:03a
30:04mozzarella looking underneath do you like your mozzarella bob or a cucumber bob no i'm gonna
30:11see if there's a drink just dipping into the guacamole dippy dippy dips in the guacca
30:17look bob's so close a lot of people didn't look to be on the offensive mel for example as soon
30:25as
30:25she saw somebody had a problem she was in because she could smell a weakness i miss the guys i
30:32love
30:32those gals and al everyone i really liked in this has now gone out
30:43hello last one laughing oh hi romish could you get bob to go and prepare his joker no problem thank
30:48you
30:50bob could you prepare your joker please oh hello sailor right now it's belt and braces time i fear
30:57yep this could be a problem for people oh christ this could be the end for some of us
31:03let's clench up because this is going to be a very very rough and difficult ride
31:08oh my god ladies and gentlemen please welcome on stage
31:15shit
31:19we are intimacy coordinators yeah you're a stout lad
31:25you're about to see a show hairier oh wow the stakes are high a little bit sexier a little
31:33bit futuristic is the card red or yellow oh my god this is so tense
31:41nice and simple would you consider yourself a pervert
31:54yes
31:59okay
32:05yes
32:06yes
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