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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10The next one!
00:01:21Awww.
00:01:25Awww.
00:01:29Awww.
00:01:30I've been left behind
00:01:31Sorry I got over zealous
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:42You see me?
00:01:50Break up
00:02:00Yep
00:02:02My girlfriend
00:02:03Well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:06Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:11My boyfriend
00:02:13Ex-boyfriend
00:02:14Who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:16Ouch
00:02:19How about I
00:02:20Buy us a drink
00:02:22And you can tell me about it
00:02:25Okay
00:02:28That's all this is
00:02:28As an invitation for
00:02:30Something more
00:02:31Oh
00:02:31Of course not
00:02:33I would never
00:02:33Take advantage
00:02:37Ma'am
00:02:38I'll have
00:02:39Two more of what
00:02:40Whatever she was having
00:02:49It's a heartbreak
00:02:52Finding true love
00:03:01As an accent
00:03:01You
00:03:28If
00:03:28Call
00:03:28Especially
00:04:42I hope you don't mind. I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:54Um, we didn't, you know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want... I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man. I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr... Wright.
00:05:21Wright.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Wright, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Wright.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry. I...
00:06:02Wait, I... I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:09And I said you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty...
00:06:17When I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Squad.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one. I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:49We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, I love you and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for
00:08:18you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:22Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach with potential for true love guaranteed on every match and recognized love on the
00:09:12seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:18And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31And I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:10:54Okay.
00:11:02The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:10I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you.
00:11:15Gorgeous.
00:11:15Whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:43Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No.
00:11:50If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:18I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never
00:12:21forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:07I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:33Come on.
00:13:49Billy, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I-
00:14:05Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:18I'm sorry.
00:14:28OK, come on.
00:14:29God, I need you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school.
00:15:09And I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me
00:15:14go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it.
00:15:17When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish. I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no!
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:34Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:38But it was the saddest day of my young life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it. When I was 13...
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04I'm not Camilla. Doreen.
00:16:07I'm not Camilla. Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry. I...
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:46Jake.
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?!
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake. Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps. They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?!
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:50Doreen.
00:17:56No.
00:18:05My sister Doreen...
00:18:08and I were really close.
00:18:13One day...
00:18:15When we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she tempted to save me.
00:18:25And I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I've never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned eleven.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with a...
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry.
00:19:07That happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55Alright, let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:28Absolutely nothing.
00:20:30At all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh.
00:20:37I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh yeah, here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51I'm kinda better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open out.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:58What's that?
00:20:59Whoa.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51Um...
00:21:52I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:22:00And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28You know, I...
00:22:30I was just fired.
00:22:33Rather dramatically from a major social media company.
00:22:38Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So, yeah...
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep, I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work in, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:42I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50Alright, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:02Lily doll.
00:24:03Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:06Stuff them in.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10Alright.
00:24:10A little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12Alright.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26Alright, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09I can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31The next time...
00:25:33I ask if I need help.
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:08It's just...
00:26:08It's just...
00:26:08Right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20Bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30And a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:27:02All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:13Sometimes you can't see things when it ain't time.
00:27:18It seems...
00:27:20I can get so much...
00:27:22We should be drinking.
00:27:27I...
00:27:28I...
00:27:33You have the most...
00:27:35Beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you...
00:28:19So much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:42I just think we should wait.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll...
00:28:53See you at our next date.
00:29:03That was too damn close for comfort!
00:29:08I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:28I'm sorry.
00:29:30I'm sorry.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:42Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay, don't lie to me.
00:29:46I will end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:07It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment,
00:30:14and they weren't selfies, so I know that you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just, I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:07I want you to walk out that door.
00:31:25I want you to walk out, yeah.
00:31:26Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:31:29Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:31:35Jake, stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:42Sorry.
00:31:44I'm sorry.
00:31:45I just, I really want to.
00:31:48It's just, I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:52And you know what?
00:31:55Love's Vibe is working.
00:31:57I think we should wait.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:03We can wait.
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:14As soon as Love's Vibe gives us permission,
00:32:18you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:32Yes.
00:32:50Oh no.
00:32:54So he's definitely not a...
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch
00:33:01and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:08But yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:16There, there's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25What the fuck?
00:33:26I wasn't reasonably talking about...
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:28Yeah, you're being an ass, right?
00:33:30I don't know.
00:33:31You see smoke?
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:45Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:50I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:54My friends didn't find yet.
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They, yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:26I told you.
00:34:29My friends,
00:34:31they received an envelope with documents
00:34:33saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him...
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you,
00:34:48but that's because I trust you,
00:34:50and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:54Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:59I'm, uh...
00:35:02I started a...
00:35:08I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:13And I'm just a poor app developer
00:35:15looking for backing.
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:24I just...
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:35Ow!
00:35:37Oh, she wants honesty!
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it to me.
00:35:49So?
00:35:56What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or you're still a rich tech guy,
00:36:02but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is...
00:36:06if this app takes off,
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:11You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy.
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, it's perceived intuition is machine learning
00:36:25from thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:35Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:58Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:06and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:09Nervous.
00:37:10But excited.
00:37:13That's it, true.
00:37:15So, you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for statistical analysis
00:37:43and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep, just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:58Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13I'm falling for you.
00:38:15And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm...
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:48I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:03I...
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:23Not the word.
00:39:24You said that you were ready for the real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:13So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no.
00:40:16Nothing.
00:40:17Um, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:21Um, I...
00:40:23I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:28So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and...
00:40:34I matched with someone.
00:40:37And...
00:40:37Jake, you were right.
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:44The app works.
00:40:46And I'm proof.
00:40:48I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:51Great.
00:40:52Well, I'm...
00:40:53I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Well, what about you?
00:40:58Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh, yeah.
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:05Tell me about her.
00:41:06Is she pretty?
00:41:10Honestly, it's...
00:41:12Things aren't going that well.
00:41:16Well, uh...
00:41:17You don't...
00:41:17You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault.
00:41:20Because, I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right.
00:41:24All along, Jake.
00:41:28I just don't know anymore.
00:41:31Well...
00:41:33I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:42We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay, just because me and my match are having issues,
00:42:01I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:09You're right.
00:42:10Again, you know, we're in love with other people,
00:42:14and I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:28We got you, Jake.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:40I'm never going to find love again.
00:42:42All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is,
00:42:46the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:47I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:53Screw you, Tim.
00:43:05Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole!
00:43:16Okay, all right.
00:43:18Lily, it's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:25No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:26Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me.
00:43:29I'm not crazy.
00:43:30I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:32Okay, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:54Just what I thought.
00:43:55No traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did get an email
00:44:03and that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:06because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:12Wait.
00:44:14What are you saying?
00:44:15That woman was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:18and she is a brilliant coder and hacker
00:44:23but also extremely unstable.
00:44:29But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:38but then she...
00:44:40she kissed me
00:44:42just for a moment.
00:44:46but in that moment
00:44:48I realized
00:44:49how much
00:44:50that I love you
00:44:53that you're the only person
00:44:55I want to be with.
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:08Take right...
00:45:09You kissed another woman
00:45:11and then you hid it from me.
00:45:13Lily, please stop.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19You are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that
00:45:24I can't stand me in the same room
00:45:25as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:37Oh my God.
00:45:38Did you see the look
00:45:39on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:42Now
00:45:44it's time to put the final nail
00:45:45in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright
00:45:54have been unmatched.
00:45:57What?
00:46:00No, I...
00:46:03True love awaits
00:46:04with your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on, Jake.
00:46:13Please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:17I just got a notification
00:46:19we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21Listen, man.
00:46:22As tragic as it is,
00:46:23I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues
00:46:29and if I'm being honest,
00:46:30I want to assess your woman
00:46:32who's super intelligent
00:46:33and ready for real love.
00:46:34Jake, wait!
00:46:39I can't believe him!
00:46:44True love awaits
00:46:45with your new match
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47All right, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50get ready to meet
00:46:51the hottest girl
00:46:51you've ever seen.
00:47:02You must be Lily.
00:47:04Might I say,
00:47:05your profile picture
00:47:06does not do
00:47:07that beautiful body
00:47:08justice.
00:47:09God damn!
00:47:11So, uh, Mitchell, was it?
00:47:14What do you do for a living?
00:47:15Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:17I get paid
00:47:18and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry.
00:47:21You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe.
00:47:25Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not.
00:47:28And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry.
00:47:30I'm just super distracted
00:47:31by that tight pod
00:47:32you're rocking
00:47:33underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get
00:47:35that thing off
00:47:36and on my floor
00:47:37where it belongs.
00:47:38You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait.
00:47:43Tonight's the night.
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:46the truth
00:47:46about creating
00:47:47Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me,
00:47:49I will treasure her
00:47:50for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait.
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:57Hey, the app
00:47:58hooked us up, babe.
00:48:00We're soulmates.
00:48:01Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you.
00:48:03I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:08I love Jake
00:48:10and I need to go
00:48:11right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:19Get off me, you creep!
00:48:25Jake.
00:48:27No, Jake, wait!
00:48:30Jake.
00:48:32Jake, wait!
00:48:35Please, it's not
00:48:37what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just
00:48:41watched you kiss another man
00:48:42that wasn't me
00:48:43on our seventh day.
00:48:44Please, let me explain.
00:48:46No, there's nothing
00:48:46to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated up
00:48:49on your asshole boyfriend.
00:48:50Now you're cheating on me.
00:48:53We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you
00:48:57and you broke it off.
00:48:59You humiliated me.
00:49:00Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest
00:49:04with each other,
00:49:05but you're lying
00:49:06to my face.
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:15Love's wife matched me
00:49:17with that stupid meathead.
00:49:19I only went out with him
00:49:20to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him
00:49:24when he kissed me,
00:49:27I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30was you.
00:49:31Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38I'm not saying that all
00:49:39that happened today
00:49:42that I called you
00:49:43and we unmatched
00:49:44and I broke up with you.
00:49:45Yes, why would I lie
00:49:46about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We got to go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:52What do you mean
00:49:53it's not safe?
00:49:53Trust me.
00:49:54We need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin
00:50:04They moved overseas, so it's all mine now
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:50:11I don't understand, why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service, no internet
00:50:19It's just us here
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this
00:50:31Do you remember
00:50:33My ex-girlfriend I told you about
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you
00:50:43The day
00:50:46I broke up with her
00:50:49Sue, I'll kill
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58What she said
00:51:00What I'm afraid she's capable of doing
00:51:05It's the only place I feel like we're safe
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:15She sounds
00:51:22You look so beautiful, darling
00:51:26You look very handsome
00:51:32You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me
00:51:44I'll show you
00:52:04It's been a crazy day
00:52:06And I'm thankful you're here
00:52:08And I'm thankful you're here
00:52:09Me too
00:52:11Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you
00:52:17You know, on the seventh date
00:52:21Love swipe gives couples the option to
00:52:29To what?
00:52:34To be with each other
00:52:38Well, if love swipes as soon
00:52:44Put me on the altar
00:52:46Cause you can't be tamed
00:52:48Silence underneath your flame
00:52:52Cut the cords around me
00:52:54As I speak your name
00:52:56It's never gonna be the same
00:53:00Even though I loved you
00:53:01It was all in vain
00:53:16This ends now
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back
00:53:23Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:26Once and for all
00:53:38Last night was
00:53:40I know
00:53:53We should be getting our notification
00:53:55For our last date
00:53:57If anything happens
00:53:59Just come to my place
00:54:00And we'll deal with it together
00:54:03Don't worry about me
00:54:05Nothing can keep me from you
00:54:07Not even your crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:16Okay
00:54:21Okay
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him
00:54:43Long guard, bitch
00:54:47To love
00:54:47And to love swipe
00:54:53Meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:54In the wine lounge of your favorite bar
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us do our final date
00:55:01In the wine lounge
00:55:02It's where our first date was
00:55:03It's so sweet
00:55:04Be careful, Lily
00:55:06His ex sounds crazy
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need to calm down
00:55:12I'm about to have another amazing night
00:55:14We should make it
00:55:14The man of my dreams
00:55:17What?
00:55:33Something that's changing
00:55:36I'm only supposed toあげ
00:55:36You're��
00:55:43I had to crawl
00:55:44There's another
00:55:44The man of my dreams
00:55:44You
00:55:44My
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend.
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment,
00:56:13but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45It was you.
00:56:48It's always you.
00:56:55Where are you, boys?
00:57:00My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:36Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this...
00:57:45Let it go, please.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up!
00:58:00Jake, I've got this, asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:45Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake!
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19Please.
00:59:20Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:21Not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Please and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made dating apps together.
00:59:35Last month, we created our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:41Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:49You lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you before we even had the idea for Love Swipe.
01:00:34You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a brilliant, beautiful, and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57Then I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them.
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright.
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster.
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you.
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me, I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:53I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:00I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is.
01:02:11Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use love swipe.
01:02:28And for the first time in my life, I found true, undying love.
01:02:45So, Lily Newbuck, will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:58Yes, Jake, my, my Mr. Wright.
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:06I will marry you.
01:03:17I will marry you.
01:03:19I will marry you.
01:03:36I have to go to here.
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