00:11Oh
00:40There's a guy who says the hardest thing about going off to war for him
00:43was leaving his beloved dachshund behind.
00:50Gotta be an officer.
01:07Group attention.
01:10At ease.
01:13I need volunteers, and you're it.
01:16It smells like goddamn Trenton, New Jersey, around here, in case you hadn't noticed.
01:19I'm building a camp designed to hold 30,000 soldiers,
01:22and I have 11 slit-trench latrines, and that's it.
01:26And you know why?
01:27Why is that, General?
01:32Because down the road, there's a bridge that my overpaid civilian contractors won't cross.
01:36I've got 80 trucks lined up on the other side of that bridge,
01:39including the ones that have my 1,200 brand-new American-standard toilets on them.
01:44And I want my toilets.
01:49The bridge is taking accurate mortar fire from the village,
01:51and we just can't level the dump, which is what I would have done,
01:53because the goddamn hit of the goddamn shaky parliament's goddamn mother-in-law lives there.
01:58Give me one of those pills.
02:00Yes, sir.
02:05Now, I need men willing to go in there and draw fire,
02:09and see who's doing the spotting for the mortars, and stop him.
02:14I understand from Colonel Ryan that your people are capable of handling a delicate situation without making too much noise.
02:22Is that so, General?
02:29Yes, it is, Sergeant.
02:32And in the future, if you don't want the ship missions,
02:34don't be so good at doing them.
02:39As you were.
02:43Ship missions are a speciality.
03:14Ship missions are a speciality.
03:45Rawhide 6, Rawhide 1, radio check over.
03:48Roger, copy that. Out.
03:51I got activity already over here, Sergeant.
03:53How the activity?
03:55Little kid waving.
03:59Yeah, seems happy to see us.
04:01Yeah.
04:02See his pants yet?
04:03Not yet.
04:05Take cover!
04:41Look, he's laughing now.
04:55I got to go, sweetie.
04:56I got a flight going back to California, and I got to get back to the tank.
05:01Call him the tank, huh?
05:02No, he's big, honey. He's in the 99th percentile.
05:05No, he's going to be better than I ever was.
05:08He'll have a better coach than you ever had, that's for sure.
05:12You mean me?
05:14I sure do.
05:15I still want to get back to my unit.
05:20Don't even say that around me anymore.
05:23Understand?
05:31You're having crazy thoughts.
05:33You're keeping to yourself, okay?
05:37Yeah.
05:37I don't want you mustered out on a Section 8.
05:41No, ma'am.
05:43I don't mind you getting mustered out.
05:46We have to.
05:46We can deal with that, but...
05:48I don't want any hints of any other kinds of problems on your record.
05:52I'm serious.
05:53Understand?
05:54Yes, Captain.
06:04As you were a soldier.
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