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My Fake Office Fiancé - Eng
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00:15oh
00:16Okay, time to go
00:18What is this? It's 6 a.m. Oh my god, baby. It's too early
00:21First of all, let me be very clear. I am not your baby
00:25Second of all, get out of my house before I call security
00:27Are you crazy?
00:29No, just very busy
00:30You are seriously kicking me out after all the fun we had last night
00:37Last night was fun for you, for me not so much
00:41Time to go
00:42Rapido, rapido, let's keep going
00:45Keep it going
00:46Hey listen, don't you know who my father is?
00:49You could have had it all
00:50I'll be treating you like a queen by now
00:52That is quite the offer for a one night stand
00:54You listen to me, no man in their right mind would ever
00:58But not ever marry you, do you understand?
01:00You're going to die alone, you heartless fucking cow
01:04Well lucky for me, I would rather die than get married
01:07To you or to anyone
01:09Goodbye
01:12My shoes are still there
01:15Fuck
01:19You're so naughty
01:20Oh listen, I gotta go after that
01:22I love you too
01:24Well, you look happy this morning Brian
01:26Did your boss die or something?
01:28I don't think Satan can die
01:31But it's promotion day, baby
01:33I don't know how you do it
01:34Honestly, you just have to know how to handle a filly like her
01:38Jenna's tough, I'd rather work for Jenna than anyone else at the company
01:41Even when she is being a co-
01:42A new script came in, I need you to redo the whole thing
01:49Right
01:51Big wigs are waiting for you in the conference room
01:53This is it
01:55I've worked my ass off for this
01:57And what a fine
02:00Job you've done
02:02I know that shit eating grin
02:03What do you want?
02:05It's promotion day
02:06For you and me, I'm just dreaming of my new window office
02:09Ooh, out of the question
02:11What?
02:12Oh no, no, no, no, no
02:13I have done everything you've asked for three years
02:16You made a deal with me when I took this job
02:18I stayed with you and put it with all of your...
02:20Look, Brian
02:20I am the boss
02:23You are the glorified secretary
02:25I decide who gets what around here
02:27You jump when I say jump
02:30You bow down when I say so
02:31Got it?
02:33Yeah
02:35So...
02:36On your knees
02:47That's a good boy
02:54Don't say shit
02:57Hi
02:57Huh
03:00Jenna
03:02We've had our eye on you
03:04And we'd like you to be the next CEO
03:06Thank you
03:07However...
03:08There is one little snag
03:10For you to be our CEO
03:13You're gonna have to be married
03:15Huh?
03:16That cold-hearted bitch
03:18No promotion, huh?
03:20That's it, I'm gonna quit
03:21I'm gonna go in there and tell it right to her sadistic fucking face
03:27I'm sorry, you're saying my options are...
03:30I get married in a week
03:33Or I forfeit the CEO position?
03:36Where is this coming from?
03:38Shareholders
03:41You know my son Devin
03:42He's our newest board member
03:45As of this morning
03:46We know it sounds a little backward
03:49Shareholders expect traditional family values
03:53As a single woman, you're just too intimidating for these guys
03:57Jenna, we need to talk
04:01Alright?
04:03I can't hold an enemy longer
04:04Me neither!
04:05Surprise!
04:07We're engaged
04:09We're engaged
04:21We're engaged
04:24We're engaged
04:25Yep
04:25Engaged
04:27Brian
04:30Seriously?
04:32It's been three years
04:34Arnhem!
04:35Brian Arnhem!
04:36My assistant and the love of long life
04:39Oh!
04:40Right
04:41Is this true?
04:44Of course it is
04:46Jenna King is my kind, sweet, loving...
04:52Beyonce
04:56Damn!
05:00What do you say to her?
05:02It's all settled then
05:04We'll get the paperwork made up immediately
05:06Next week after the wedding, we'll make it official
05:10Of course
05:12Engaged means
05:13We'll be getting married next week
05:16It's different when you say it like that
05:20Congratulations
05:21Congratulations
05:22See you at the wedding
05:26You're going down, Kate
05:27Not if things went the way they did last night
05:39What the fuck?
05:41I know
05:42What the fuck?
05:44I know
05:45Look, they weren't gonna give me the position unless I
05:48Said that I was married
05:50I panicked
05:51Oh!
05:52Well you can keep panicking
05:53Cause we're not getting married
05:55I came in here to tell you that I quit
05:58What?
05:58And that you're a selfish asshole
06:04Okay, that sounded a lot more harsh out loud
06:06What are you gonna do about it, huh?
06:09Fire me?
06:10You are selfish, Jenna
06:12Yeah, but so are you, Brian
06:15What do you want?
06:18I want a raise
06:20Fine
06:20No, no, no, I want a promotion
06:22Then the raise
06:23This is not a fucking magic lamp, Brian
06:25Oh, well then I'll just tell them you lied
06:26Oh, Devin!
06:27No, no, no, no, fine
06:28Fine, you can have a raise
06:31And promotion
06:31And your promotion
06:33Yeah
06:35I didn't know you were so annoying
06:37Oh, well
06:40I certainly knew you were
06:41You're engaged?
06:43You're engaged?
06:44How could you?
06:47What are you doing?
06:51Panicking
06:55How?
06:56How?
06:57Um
06:59It's not like you would tell your ex-girlfriend
07:01That you're even seeing someone?
07:03What?
07:04Betrayal
07:05Tasha, come on
07:06We went out for one drink
07:10And then we slept together for months
07:26Don't
07:26And result in considerable fines
07:28If found to falsely represent the relationship
07:31Okay, that doesn't sound legal
07:33I don't make the rules, Mr. Arnhem
07:35But I do
07:38Isn't that funny?
07:41As you know
07:42It's a very powerful company
07:44Which means that
07:45If we ever find out
07:46That this engagement of yours is a sham
07:49Not only will you
07:50Lose the CEO position
07:52But we will
07:53Will him you?
07:55Legal or not?
07:59Question number one
08:01When was the first time you two were intimate?
08:07Oh, you owe me big time
08:11It was, uh
08:13After the Poulsen style party
08:15Yeah, Miss King
08:17Jenna
08:18Invited me as her plus one
08:22Clark, honey
08:24You said you would do it
08:25No, I don't want to
08:26Stop
08:37And, uh
08:38We shared a very, very special night
08:42What?
08:44Please just stop
08:46What are you...
08:47No, I'm not
08:48Come on
08:49I'm not
08:50Come on, show me
08:52What do you got?
08:52Best move
08:53Step touch
08:59Come
09:01Um
09:01A little bit
09:09Can I kiss you?
09:11Such a gentleman
09:14Time to go
09:22Thanks a lot
09:24Let's go
09:29Yep
09:30That was the first time we were
09:32Intimate
09:33Charming
09:34Moving on
09:36What is Jenna's favorite underwear?
09:39This is ridiculous
09:40Standard procedure
09:42Yeah, but
09:43If you don't want to go through it
09:44I'm more than happy to tell the board that you were
09:47Receiving the offer of CEO
09:49Black lace
09:52From Agent Lace
09:54Collab with Lovely Design
09:55Is it also standard procedure to, uh
09:57Have her strip right here to prove it?
10:00This is so funny
10:01He's so funny
10:04Favorite movie?
10:05Speed 2
10:07Favorite flower?
10:09Peonies, especially when they're not in season
10:15Well, you two seem to know a lot about each other, right?
10:18But Brian, did you happen to know that your fiancee here?
10:23She was cheating on you last night
10:25With me?
10:30Yeah, well we, uh, had a sort of last hurrah moment and, uh, honestly I'm just surprised that she spent
10:39her last hurrah slumbering
10:40I'm in it with you
10:44You two better watch her back because I'm coming for you
10:47And I'll expose you
10:50And then I'll ruin you both
10:53Good luck
10:56Tasha
11:04That was brutal
11:06I can't believe you slept with that guy
11:08You're one to talk
11:10Touché
11:13He's right though
11:16If we're gonna do this we need to really commit
11:20You need to move in
11:21Tonight
11:24Here
11:25Take my card
11:26I'll cover any moving expenses
11:29Look, this isn't ideal for me either
11:32Believe me
11:33But we need to make it at least look like we're on a united front
11:41By the way, how did you do that?
11:42And all the answers to the questions
11:44It's like you were living in my brain
11:48Jenna, it's literally my job to know and anticipate everything about you
11:52Well it's creepy
11:54Hey, just be glad they didn't ask anything about me
11:57What is that supposed to mean?
11:59You know absolutely nothing about me
12:02That is incredibly untrue
12:04Where am I from?
12:06A farm
12:06A farm
12:07Mm-hmm
12:09Ville
12:10Nice
12:11How old am I?
12:13Hopefully over 18 am I right?
12:16I'm turning 30 on Sunday
12:17Really? 30?
12:19And you're still an assistant?
12:22My bad
12:22Uh, I will take you out for a nice dinner
12:28Sunday is the day that we're getting married
12:30Right
12:32Ranger
12:34Well
12:36This is serious, Jenna
12:39Alright
12:39It's probably fun for you fucking around with finance bros
12:43But this could ruin us
12:46And you might be fine
12:47But I could lose everything
12:49I'm out on a limb for you
12:51I know
12:52I know I'm asking a lot of you
12:54But I swear I will make it up to you
12:57Starting today
13:04Cut off my ass
13:11That's right, mother
13:12Fuck!
13:17No fucking way
13:20Welcome home, sweetheart
13:22What did you do?
13:23You told me I needed to move in, so I moved in
13:26It's like a fucking manosphere threw up on my house
13:31Our house
13:33You know, I'm starting to agree with Devin
13:35This place could use a bit more of a masculine touch, bro
13:39Mm-mm
13:40Oh, and uh, here, these receipts are for you
13:42Get your feet off the designer chair!
13:46Where?
13:46Were you raised in a barn?
13:48No
13:48The farmhouse next to the barn
13:57Two
13:59God, I love that
14:06Is this a fucking water bed?
14:07You know, my landlord would never let me have it
14:09Where is the $3,000 California king I had custom-made?
14:12Hmm?
14:14Oh, right, um, in the alley, being used by a wino as a toilet
14:19Hey, don't worry about it
14:22Oh, come on
14:24Now we can sleep all close and snuggly
14:26Very cute!
14:27Now I can see that you're pleased with yourself, torturing me
14:30Oh, I thought you'd like it
14:31I don't let anyone sleep with me
14:34Not even hookups
14:36This is supposed to be my space away from people
14:40My sanctuary
14:41Our sanctuary
14:43Finish that word
14:45I will smother you with a pillow
14:52If this is going to work
14:54There are going to be certain rules that we both need to agree to
14:58A contract
15:00Got it?
15:01I'm keeping the bed
15:03Keep the bed
15:05I will sleep in the guest room
15:09What does our engagement contract say about consummating the marriage?
15:13Don't
15:13Take that as a no
15:16Okay, engagement contract
15:19Here are the terms
15:21Sleeping quarters
15:23Will be separate
15:26Next add
15:28Physical affection only when required
15:29Like in public
15:32Nothing gratuitous
15:34Gratuitous?
15:40You mean?
15:44Think that?
15:50Yeah, I'll try to control myself
15:58Good
16:00Nothing gratuitous
16:02No dating or hooking up until the CEO paperwork is signed
16:05And my promotion paperwork
16:09Whatever, and...
16:10Full and total verbal commitment to each other blah blah blah
16:13I get to pick the wedding DJ
16:14No, no DJ
16:16This is going to be a good old fashioned courthouse shotgun wedding
16:19Except I am not pregnant
16:21Just when I thought you couldn't get any less fun
16:23Where do I sign?
16:26We, Jenna King and Brian Arnhem
16:28Enter into this agreement of engagement willingly and of our own volition
16:32What, were you like a lawyer or something?
16:35Used to be
16:39What?
16:40I practiced before I joined Purple Rabbit
16:43Now...
16:44Sign there
16:56What?
17:05What?
17:05What?
17:06What?
17:07Hey, Jenna, it's alright. These are...
17:09They're my parents
17:10Mary and Cody
17:12Oh, you're married
17:15Your parents?
17:16And you must be Jenna.
17:17It's so nice to meet you.
17:20Appreciate y'all having us.
17:22Right.
17:23Mom, Dad, what are y'all doing here?
17:27You said you couldn't make it home for your big birthday weekend because of work.
17:30So, surprise, we came to you.
17:33We went by your old place, but your roomie said you were here.
17:37And that you were getting married.
17:39Right, yeah, we almost forgot.
17:42We're engaged.
17:43You want to hear all about the engagement after we unpack.
17:47After you what?
17:49Right.
17:51Lovely.
17:52Are you guys sure you wouldn't be more comfortable in, like, a hotel or something?
17:57Jenna, they'll stay in the guest room.
18:00Family stays with family.
18:01And hey, you're family now, Jema.
18:04Jenna.
18:05Plus, we want to get to know the gal that stole Bright's heart so suddenly.
18:09All right, so how long are you guys staying?
18:11We just wanted to stay for the big birthday weekend.
18:15But now that you two are engaged, we've got weeks of planning to do.
18:22Weeks.
18:24Weeks.
18:25We will be married and divorced by then.
18:30Why didn't you tell them that we're getting married next week?
18:32Come on.
18:33A courthouse wedding would devastate my mother.
18:35She's so excited about this.
18:36Just play along for a few days until I find a time to tell her.
18:41Fine.
18:42But remember when I said I don't like people invading my privacy?
18:44Well, yeah, I was going to ask you about that.
18:46Are you just afraid of people knowing the real you, or is it more of a preservation thing?
18:49Stop guessing about my neuroses.
18:53I wouldn't have to guess if you'd just trust me.
18:59I do trust you.
19:02Obviously.
19:03No.
19:04You trust me with your schedule and your dry cleaning.
19:07All right?
19:08I know almost everything about you.
19:11You know nothing about me.
19:17Am I wrong?
19:20I'll sleep on the floor.
19:21Uh-uh.
19:23I am just as stubborn as you.
19:25And twice the gentleman.
19:27You're on the bed.
19:43You're in.
19:44Hello?
19:45I can't wait.
19:46You're my appetizer.
19:49Buffet feast.
19:50You're my appetizer.
19:52Buffet freaks.
19:54When I come out to the spot.
19:55Got me cooking on here.
19:57You're my appetizer.
19:59Buffet feast.
20:06Joining me?
20:12You know, for somebody who loves their privacy, you sure hate knocking.
20:16Could you just put some clothes on, please?
20:19This is incredibly inappropriate.
20:21What did you say, boss?
20:23Ah, yes.
20:24Speaking of, do your parents know who I am?
20:26What do you mean?
20:28Do they know I'm your boss?
20:29Probably not.
20:31You know, usually I just refer to you by one of my pet names.
20:35What pet names?
20:38Satan.
20:39Satan's mistress.
20:40Devil incarnate.
20:41The dark princess of the underworld.
20:44Mainly just variations on the same theme.
20:47Unbelievable.
20:49Truly.
20:53I don't think this will fit.
20:55I don't think it's a good idea for me to play hokey from work right now.
20:58You know, important business things and assistant.
21:00You could be sick one day.
21:02That witch doesn't deserve you.
21:03Right, Jenna?
21:05I'm sure that witch could do a day without you.
21:09Could she?
21:11It's not like she has anything hugely important going on.
21:16Okay, we'll have fun.
21:17Aren't you coming?
21:18Didn't you say you were between jobs?
21:21I did say that.
21:22Mm-hmm.
21:23Good.
21:24So what do you have in mind?
21:27There's a lookout at the top of the mountain!
21:29Come on, slowpokes!
21:31Sightseeing is very different than hiking, Brian.
21:34Oh, God.
21:36Oh.
21:38I...
21:41Oh, God.
21:45I just...
21:46I just need to say...
21:48I just need to say...
21:49Oh, hey, hey, hey.
21:49I just need to say...
21:56Okay.
21:58So, more of an inside girly.
22:00Noted.
22:01I run every morning.
22:03Right.
22:05Cut like on a treadmill, like a civilized person.
22:11This is my nightmare.
22:14What?
22:16Well, all of this.
22:17Strangers in my home.
22:19Hugging me.
22:20A wedding!
22:21A wedding!
22:23Oh, my God.
22:23The thought of a poofy white dress...
22:27Literally makes me want to puke.
22:32Well, if it's any consolation, I really do appreciate you being here.
22:36You know, it means so much to my parents.
22:39To be here with me, and they are psyched about you.
22:43Family is everything.
22:45Family is overrated.
22:47Oh, speaking of, I did invite your parents to the wedding.
22:51What?
22:54Just kidding.
22:56Sort of.
22:57I know family's not really your thing, but I did make a few fake invitations and left them on my
23:01desk.
23:02And just to really sell it, I just went to Mr. and Mrs. King.
23:09Is this fun for you?
23:10Terrorizing me?
23:11Oh, immensely.
23:13What do you do for fun?
23:14Besides feast on the unborn.
23:16Um, close the red floor stories deal.
23:19Um, review development slates, sign paychecks, manage schedules, order coffee.
23:24Work, work, work, work.
23:26You know, there is such a thing as work-life balance, right?
23:29That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
23:31Do you think I like being this way?
23:34I have been there since I graduated, and I still have to work twice as hard for them to take
23:38me seriously.
23:40You're right.
23:42What?
23:43It must suck.
23:46You are the most talented producer they have, by far.
23:50And it must suck to have to prove yourself time and time again.
23:53Oh, God.
23:54Especially when idiots like Devin just prance on in because they have a dick.
24:00Granted, I assume it's a pretty small, oddly shaped dick.
24:04Yeah.
24:05But you do deserve better.
24:14Okay.
24:15Now on to the top.
24:17Buttercup, buttercup.
24:26Ma, here.
24:27I know how much you love your chocolate chips.
24:28Oh, thank you, dear.
24:31I sure do love my chocolate chip cookies.
24:34Jenna, that salad looks delicious.
24:37Oh, yeah.
24:38It's a chopped salad.
24:40Are you kidding me?
24:42That's not just any chopped salad.
24:43That's the chopped salad.
24:44Extra chopped.
24:45No basil.
24:45No spices.
24:46Just the way she likes it.
24:47Wow.
24:48You're going to make a great husband, Bri.
24:53Right.
24:54Yes.
24:55Thank you, babe.
24:57Right.
24:59Right.
24:59Right.
24:59Right.
25:04Oh, you don't have to be shy in front of us, kids.
25:06You know, when your father proposed, he couldn't keep his hands off me.
25:09He still can't keep me.
25:10Oh, stop it.
25:12No, please.
25:12No, no, no.
25:13You won't horned off me.
25:15Please don't.
25:15Yeah.
25:16That's right.
25:18Hey, you know, the old ball and chain.
25:23I am not old.
25:25Oh, well, you certainly act a lot older than you are then.
25:30Yeah?
25:31Yeah.
25:31At least I don't act like a frat boy.
25:34Right.
25:34Right.
25:35Right.
25:35Right.
25:37Oh, my.
26:02Anybody want a drink?
26:03I know I do.
26:08Right.
26:11Oh, pull yourself together, man.
26:13It's a contract.
26:14Strictly professional.
26:16Right.
26:18Hi.
26:19Do you have anything stronger than coffee?
26:24So, Jenna, tell us what you have planned.
26:28For what?
26:29Oh, a movie, probably.
26:33No, silly.
26:34The wedding.
26:35You are a hoot.
26:38Yeah, probably just something simple like a courthouse.
26:44Probably next week.
26:45Oh, a good old-fashioned shotgun courthouse wedding.
26:49Exactly.
26:50Except I'm not pregnant.
26:53No.
26:54No, you can't be getting married in some dusty old courthouse.
26:57Sweetie, last minute we can work with, but this is going to be your wedding day.
27:02It's fine.
27:03Don't worry, Jenna B.
27:04I will help you every step of the way.
27:07We'll start today.
27:09Ah, I'm actually...
27:10Oh.
27:12What did I miss?
27:13We are going wedding dress shopping.
27:16Oh!
27:18She loves dresses, especially wedding dresses.
27:22There's bourbon in here.
27:22Drink.
27:27Oh, isn't everything just so beautiful?
27:32Don't you just love, love?
27:34Uh-huh.
27:38Is something the matter?
27:42Maybe this is also complicated.
27:45Oh, sweetheart.
27:47I'm not going to lie to you.
27:48Marriage is complicated.
27:51If you follow your heart, you always end up in the right place.
27:54And I could see how good and big your heart is, Jenna.
27:58I don't know about that.
28:00It is.
28:01You've got to believe it.
28:05Showtime!
28:19Showtime!
28:39Showtime!
29:02I think you found the one.
29:11Jenna, you feeling okay? You're looking a little pale.
29:15Yeah, yeah, it's probably just a hike and champagne and dancing.
29:22Oh, hi.
29:25I think I'm gonna faint.
29:27Jenna.
29:28Oh.
29:28Jenna, Jenna.
29:29You okay?
29:34Yeah.
29:35Yeah, I'm good.
29:36I'm good.
29:37Thanks.
29:39You look beautiful.
29:40Oh, no.
29:46She'll be fine.
29:48Take her home.
29:50Here, come on.
29:53We'll get you some rest.
29:57You know, you weren't kidding when you said wedding dresses really disagreed with you.
30:01Not the time, Bri.
30:03I don't even know what happened.
30:05Oh, I talked to the doctor.
30:07He said you just had too much fun.
30:10A little bit of rest and you'll be right back on your feet.
30:14Oh, God.
30:14Oh, God.
30:16Hey, hey.
30:17Here.
30:20You can have my special blanket.
30:24Yeah, there you go.
30:26Some water over here if you need it, too.
30:27Your mom's really sweet, by the way.
30:30Your whole family is.
30:33We'll see where you get it.
30:36Was that a compliment?
30:38Maybe we should take you to the ER.
30:41Stop.
30:41Don't make me laugh at my weakened state.
30:45Sorry, sorry.
30:48I don't think anyone's ever actually taken care of me before.
30:51Really?
30:52But you make it so easy.
30:58My parents never really cared about me like that.
31:01It's like their careers and lives were so much more important than me.
31:05Growing up, I was a parent.
31:08And I think I just started seeing and believing, really, that showing vulnerability was a weakness.
31:17Yeah.
31:18Well, that sounds pretty hard.
31:19Made me a good producer.
31:21But a bad partner, I think.
31:23You're not a bad anything, Jenna.
31:27Hey, we're all humans.
31:29Just trying our best.
31:33Except Devin.
31:34Oh, yeah.
31:35Except Devin.
31:36Fuck that guy.
31:37Fuck that guy.
31:39Okay.
31:43Fuck Devin.
31:45Yeah, fuck Devin.
32:22hi
32:23good morning
32:26I'm really glad you didn't
32:27turn into a pumpkin last night
32:30or whatever they have in hell
32:31right
32:33cause I'm the devil
32:40um
32:42thank you
32:45it was really sweet of you
32:46to take care of me
32:47what
32:50are you still sick
32:53do you have a fever or something
32:54I
32:57it feels really nice
33:09are you feeling okay
33:19I gotta go
33:21gotta go to work
33:28bye
33:34oh my god
33:36I love Brian
33:45wow
33:49I really have no friends to talk to
33:51maybe Brian was right about this whole work-life balance
33:56oh shit my meeting
33:58okay that is a problem for future Jenna
34:00just get it together babe
34:02and stop talking to yourself
34:03starting now
34:08okay
34:11so with the new script changes
34:12I wish Brian was here
34:16uh schedule changes
34:18I can't believe she slept with my husband
34:21did I just say husband
34:23you seem a little distracted Jenna
34:26no
34:27not a good look for the next CEO
34:29no no everything
34:30everything is good
34:31everything is great
34:32let's just pick this up after the wedding
34:34you seem to have a lot on your mind right now
34:40yeah
34:43tick tock
34:44tick tock
34:45it all falls down
34:49it's two different nursery rhymes
34:51you moron
34:52did you just call me a moron
35:00okay I'm just gonna
35:02tell him that I have real feelings
35:04and be able to think straight
35:09Jenna
35:10I met your new neighbor
35:18Clark?
35:21long time no see Jenna
35:23oh
35:24you two know each other
35:25I'll start dinner so you can catch up
35:28Brian will be home soon
35:30who?
35:31uh
35:31Brian
35:32he's
35:34he'll be home soon
35:35okay
35:37so what are you doing here?
35:39funny enough just moved in
35:40down the street
35:42why?
35:43you hate this neighborhood
35:44things change
35:47people change
35:48look I'm not the man who I once was
35:50okay
35:51I'm not the one who let you get away
35:58what we had
36:00that was special
36:01you can't deny that
36:02I
36:02I don't know what to say
36:04say it's not too late
36:06is it?
36:09right
36:14I'm engaged
36:15didn't answer my question
36:16you
36:16left me
36:18you broke my heart
36:19you don't know how sorry I am
36:21truly
36:21I wasn't ready then
36:23but
36:23I am now
36:24okay
36:25I'll prove it to you
36:27I don't have time for this
36:29do you love him
36:30if you do just
36:32tell me
36:32I'll leave you alone for good
36:35oh you've got to be kidding me
36:39Clark
36:40would you like to join us for dinner?
36:42um
36:43no no no
36:44sure
36:46hey
36:50come on
36:51dad if you don't mind
36:53oh
36:53sure
36:54yeah
36:56here you go pal
36:58thanks for coming
37:00yeah
37:00appreciate it
37:01look at this
37:02alright
37:03let's
37:04squeeze
37:04ooh
37:06nice
37:07comfy
37:08yeah
37:08that's about right
37:12Craig could you pass the wine?
37:18Brian could you pass the wine?
37:27I'll do it myself
37:31Clark said you two go way back
37:33yeah I knew Jen before all sass
37:35no frass
37:38I rather like strong
37:40independent Jenna
37:42sass and all
37:43well
37:44any Jenna's better than
37:46no Jenna
37:47right?
37:50uh
37:50Jenna
37:51uh
37:51any wedding
37:52progress today?
37:54oh no
37:55we're still
37:56planning
37:57I thought you hated
37:58planning weddings
37:59people change
38:01right?
38:25I know you and Clark
38:27dated
38:29but
38:31were you ever in love with him?
38:33um
38:35we were engaged
38:47glad to see you're still running
38:49mind if I join?
38:52uh
38:56may I?
39:03there
39:04alright come on
39:12come here
39:26well hey it was great uh catching up Jen
39:30sup Brian
39:33sup
39:39do you make breakfast?
39:43I did
39:45that plate's for you
39:47although
39:47I see you are yet
39:48got a little
39:49something left
39:51he is harmless
39:52Brian
39:53really
39:55right
39:56we're gonna be late
39:57to meet my parents
40:00you should put a shirt on
40:10oh my god
40:11it's so good
40:12do you like this?
40:13it's delicious
40:13it's very good
40:20here
40:21Brian
40:22keep Jim
40:23listening with us
40:25here you go
40:26sweetie
40:30if it isn't
40:31the happiest couple ever
40:33oh
40:37that's a spirit
40:41oh
40:43dad
40:44these are the board members of my company
40:46the big day is almost here
40:47are you getting excited?
40:49over the moon
40:50I just have to figure out
40:51how to smuggle a wedding cake
40:52into a courthouse
40:54no you can't get married
40:56to the courthouse
40:57Devin
40:58call the staff
40:59tell them to prepare the house
41:01for a wedding this Sunday
41:02no
41:03can we at least offer you
41:06some cake?
41:07well
41:07oh no no
41:08he's probably really busy
41:10very important
41:11that's a meeting
41:11that's going on
41:12usually
41:13very
41:15I need you to meet me
41:16at the cafe right now
41:20how are you guys doing?
41:21oh my god
41:22come right on in
41:23really good
41:24you know what
41:25I just realized
41:26we haven't heard
41:27the proposal story yet
41:28it must be amazing
41:29huh?
41:30so good
41:30please
41:31tell us about it
41:32it was actually
41:34it's a really funny story
41:35really?
41:36um
41:36Clark
41:41Clark
41:41Clark?
41:44I thought your name was Brian
41:50why don't you join us
41:52we're just hearing about
41:53the proposal story
41:54what if I do?
41:56go on Jenna
42:01it was our anniversary
42:04and um
42:07he wrote me a poem
42:10it was so sweet
42:12and masculine
42:14and hot
42:17and then he took me
42:19to a poetry reading
42:20I didn't know you liked
42:21poetry son
42:22I don't
42:23but apparently Jenna does
42:25you know
42:25ode to a fancy urn
42:27is my favorite
42:29go on babe
42:30why don't you
42:31tell the rest
42:32fine
42:32I will
42:35and then he cried
42:37and he cried
42:38and he cried
42:39and then he got down
42:40on when me
42:40and he proposed
42:41yeah well that's not
42:42exactly how I remember it
42:43fine
42:43then you tell them
42:49pre-wedding jitters
42:53what the hell are you doing?
42:54besides single-handedly
42:55keeping up this narrative?
42:56no I mean
42:57turning into an
42:58unrecognizable puddle
42:59the moment
42:59Clark walks into the room
43:00what are you talking about?
43:01oh you know exactly
43:02what I'm talking about
43:03are you jealous?
43:05no
43:05this is a contract marriage
43:06okay so then
43:07what is it?
43:08you're putting us both
43:08in jeopardy
43:09all right
43:09do I need to remind you
43:10that I have real stakes
43:11in this?
43:12my family
43:12I'm lying to them
43:13okay well I'm sorry
43:14if I don't know
43:14what you're into
43:15maybe you like poetry
43:16I don't know
43:17anything about me
43:20that is not fair
43:22it is not my job
43:23to know things about you
43:24you're right
43:26but you never tried to either
43:41came to check on you
43:42I'm fine
43:43couldn't sleep
43:44I know you
43:45Jack
43:46you're not okay
43:48she's this
43:49whole wedding thing
43:51and Brian
43:52drives me nuts
43:54he does seem a little
43:56high strung
43:57yeah
43:57yes
43:58he's always like
43:59doing things for me
44:00not like
44:01not like in a patronizing way
44:02and like
44:03supportive way
44:04and he's
44:05ambitious
44:06and smart
44:07which is annoying
44:10and he listens to me
44:11which is
44:12so
44:14weird
44:14Jack
44:14I can't stop thinking about you
44:18can I kiss you
44:28I'm marrying Brian in two days
44:29look
44:30I messed up
44:30I can see that now
44:31but
44:32if you have an ounce
44:33of feeling the way I feel about you
44:35then
44:36you should be mine
44:38I want to marry you
44:39what
44:42I thought you said
44:43marriage was a loss of independence
44:45it's worth it
44:46to be with a person you love
44:50yeah
44:52yeah you're right
44:58hey
44:58think about it
45:08that you're right
45:09every word
45:11sweet
45:12very sweet
45:17just play the part
45:18until she falls for you
45:19and break it off
45:20with that loser Brian
45:21then you're gonna be free
45:22to leave her again
45:23and I'll get you
45:24the rest of your money
45:25you got it
45:26I'm so glad you're again
45:27win-win for me
45:28I get paid
45:29I might get some tail
45:30in the meantime
45:31I kind of forgot
45:32how hot she is
45:33I like you Clark
45:37hey hey hey
45:39you need to talk
45:42I need your help
45:44to teach someone a lesson
45:48like a team
45:50you're a team
45:51you said you hated hiking
46:03well like you said
46:05people change
46:05glad you called this morning
46:07look I like Bri
46:09but no one
46:10makes me feel
46:11the way you do
46:23God I've missed you
46:29can we baby
46:31here
46:31hey
46:32I am all yours
46:34yeah
46:35do whatever you want
46:36what about Brian
46:37what about Brian
46:45I don't have to
46:46take my shoes
46:46and socks off
46:47right babe
46:47I mean
46:47there's pokey stuff
46:49everywhere
46:49that actually depends
46:51on if you want to
46:52hike down fully
46:53nude or not
46:53I think I'm gonna puke
46:59I think I'm gonna puke
47:01oh god
47:02I know this was
47:03part of the plan
47:03but watching that
47:04was truly sickening
47:05oh well at least
47:05you don't have
47:05his tongue in your mouth
47:07whoa whoa whoa
47:08what's going on
47:10we need to talk
47:11there is nothing
47:13between me and Clark
47:15there was at one time
47:16but that is over
47:18I am marrying you
47:22go to bed
47:26every time you come
47:27into my life
47:27you fuck it up
47:29you're the reason
47:30I didn't want to get married
47:31you are a pathetic
47:34impotent excuse
47:35for a man
47:37even if I hadn't
47:38seen this video
47:39of you and your
47:40little dirtbag boyfriend
47:41this morning
47:42I knew you were
47:43up to something
47:44so I strung you along
47:46until I could figure
47:46it all out
47:48thank you for coming
47:49to Jenny King's
47:49TED talk
47:50Kobe
47:51oh no no
47:51oh
47:52come on
47:55that's far
47:56thanks for doing this
47:58have a nice hike down
47:59douchebag
48:00rotten hair
48:01bye
48:08oh dear
48:09you look beautiful
48:11thank you
48:12I want you to meet
48:13grandma Sandra
48:14she has something
48:15special for you
48:16grandma
48:18welcome to the family
48:21we want you to have
48:23this
48:23oh
48:24I
48:24really
48:25oh yes
48:27absolutely
48:28yes yes
48:29we insist
48:29it's an Arnhem
48:31family heirloom
48:32and we want you
48:34to know
48:34every time you
48:36look at it
48:36that you belong
48:38farming
48:39fun
48:40and family
48:42family
48:43family
48:57hey now
48:58I told Jenna
49:00this already
49:01but I got the whole
49:02CEO paperwork
49:03right here
49:04now
49:05during the wedding
49:06ceremony
49:07you're gonna sign
49:07the marriage certificate
49:08but you'll also sign
49:10this
49:10make it all official
49:12welcome to married
49:14life son
49:18that's your last
49:19chance bro
49:21I know it's all
49:22lies
49:22lies
49:23lies
49:25I'm gonna make a
49:26deal for both of us
49:27so we can get what
49:28we want
49:28if you owe Jenna
49:30I'll promote you
49:32to her job
49:33and I'll pay you
49:34three times
49:35the raise
49:36but
49:36if you go up
49:37and sign that deal
49:39I'm gonna make good
49:41on my promise
49:41to ruin both of you
49:42my offer stands
49:43for five more seconds
49:45five
49:47four
49:48three
49:50two
49:52you know what
49:53you're right
49:54you are
49:55very consistent
49:57consistently
49:58the biggest
49:59D-bag
50:00I have ever seen
50:02enjoy
50:02having Jenna
50:04as your new CEO
50:05bye
50:12thank you
50:14thank you
50:35that's all
51:17It, uh, looks like our pan's gonna go off without a hitch.
51:23You sure about this?
51:27Stop the wedding!
51:32Oh, shit.
51:36Oh, my God.
51:41This marriage is a sham.
51:44As you can see in this contract right here, dated a week ago.
51:50I told you you shouldn't get it.
51:51Not the time, Bri.
51:52They have deceived this company.
51:54And they have deceived all of you, ladies and gentlemen.
51:57Oh, my God.
52:00What's he talking about?
52:01I'm very glad you asked.
52:03In order to get promoted, Jenna right here forced her assistant, Brian, to marry her.
52:15Is this true, Jenna?
52:28You know, you would have made a really shitty lawyer.
52:32What?
52:33Look at the bottom of that page.
52:37I didn't sign that.
52:40You can wave that piece of paper around all you want.
52:43It's not going to do anything for you.
52:46Because I made a promise to Jenna that I would marry her.
52:50And that's exactly what I'm going to do.
52:52You didn't sign the contract?
52:54Nope.
52:57So you did all of this because you're a good person.
53:06I'm sorry.
53:07I can't do this.
53:09What?
53:12You have given me so much.
53:14What are you doing?
53:15You've given me years of your life.
53:17I threatened to ruin your career.
53:20I forced you to lie to everyone.
53:23I forced you to pretend to be in love with me.
53:26Look, you don't have to do this.
53:27You cannot stop.
53:28I'm sorry you ever met me.
53:32Wait.
53:35Wait.
53:37Just let me go.
53:39You can miss me.
53:46I don't deserve this.
53:47No.
53:48I don't deserve to be a part of your family.
53:51You don't get to decide this.
54:06I guess she did all the dirty work to ruin both of you.
54:12That's why you'll never be CEO.
54:15What?
54:15Devin, you are an embarrassment to this company and to our family.
54:21If you insist on acting like a child, you are going to be treated as one.
54:26Go to your room and stay there.
54:29Please.
54:30Daddy, I can explain.
54:32Please.
54:43So, how you doing, son?
54:45Pretty shitty, Dad.
54:49I'm sorry I lied to y'all.
54:51You do what you have to do for true love.
54:54Including never giving up.
55:01Everyone can go home.
55:02It's over.
55:03She's gone.
55:08It's not over, Brian.
55:10Go find her.
55:12So, what are you waiting for, son?
55:30Jenna, it's me.
55:35I know you're in there.
55:37I know you're in there.
55:49Can I come in?
55:50I don't deserve this.
55:54Not after everything I've done.
55:58But you don't love me.
56:01This is all fake.
56:03I don't think you can fake the kind of connection we have.
56:06Do you?
56:08Why are you doing this?
56:10You don't need me.
56:12They offered you my position.
56:15Jenna, I quit.
56:18You what?
56:22Why?
56:24They, Devin offered you the position.
56:26That's your dream job.
56:27Why would you do that?
56:28I don't want to be anywhere you're not.
56:30Brian, I'm...
56:30Look, I know what you're going to say, okay?
56:33Because I know you better than anyone else.
56:38And I also know that I love you.
56:50And I have loved you
56:52from the day that I met you, Jenna King.
56:56And even when I've hated you,
56:58which I have many, many times,
57:03I've still always been head over heels in love with you.
57:08So, what do you say?
57:11No contracts, no professional strings attached.
57:22Will you marry me?
57:25For real?
57:28I love you, Brian.
57:42Brian, do you take Jenna to be your lawful wedded wife?
57:46So, this is what you wanted?
57:48Do you get married tonight?
57:50I do.
57:52I don't want to spend another birthday without you.
57:55And Jenna?
57:5782.
57:58You may now kiss your bride.
58:27Put the script in Cayman's hands.
58:29See if he likes it.
58:30Okay, oh.
58:31Hi.
58:33Oh, hey, could you get me a coffee?
58:34What happened to our new assistant?
58:35Amy's out there at the desk.
58:37Uh, Amy, could you grab us two lattes?
58:38Sure thing, boss.
58:41I'm the really tall guy.
58:42Yeah.
58:54Very tall guy.
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