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00:01:03Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:20Once upon a time, long, long ago
00:01:37One unlucky sailor fell under an ancient, wicked curse
00:01:45And thusly he became known as the dreaded Flying Dutchman
00:01:52Legend has it, the only way to lift his curse is through the pure heart of an innocent
00:02:00Henceforth, the Flying Dutchman is doomed to wander the seas in search of this magical soul
00:02:06A precious youth with an innocent mind
00:02:10Will he find this soul?
00:02:14Does such a soul even exist?
00:02:18Shut up
00:02:23You live in a pineapple under the sea
00:02:51Good morning!
00:02:53This is Rocket Fuel Randy on BKNI 101
00:02:57And I got the jet fuel to get you rockin'
00:03:01Are you ready to get the day started?
00:03:05I'm ready
00:03:22Big things are happening today!
00:03:25Today's the day!
00:03:27I just know it!
00:03:28Things feel different!
00:03:30My whole life is about to change!
00:03:34I know I said that yesterday, Gary
00:03:37And the day before
00:03:39And a bunch of days before that
00:03:41But today is different!
00:03:47Big things in store!
00:03:53Well, what's it say, Gary?
00:03:55Meow
00:03:56What?
00:03:56That can't be!
00:03:58Meow
00:03:58Gary, what's it really say?
00:04:00Meow
00:04:00Gary!
00:04:10Meow
00:04:10Whoa!
00:04:12Do you know what this means?
00:04:14Meow
00:04:15For the last time, we are not rehoming you
00:04:17No, this means I'm exactly 36 clams high!
00:04:21Meow
00:04:22I know it doesn't seem like much, Gary
00:04:24But that half a clam I grew changes everything!
00:04:28Meow
00:04:28That's right, Garylicious!
00:04:30Everyone's gonna look at me in a brand new way!
00:04:37Big guy
00:04:38Big guy
00:04:39Big, big guy
00:04:40Big guy
00:04:41Because now, I'm a big guy
00:04:43Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:45Big things about to happen a day
00:04:47I woke up feeling a brand new way
00:04:49Big guy
00:04:50Big guy
00:04:52Big guy
00:04:52Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:04:54Tight kids with hips
00:04:55Doing a dance in my big guy pants
00:04:57Big guy
00:04:59Big guy
00:05:00Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:03Big guy
00:05:04Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the cat
00:05:06Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my cuts
00:05:08Big guy
00:05:11Well, catch you later, Gar-Bear
00:05:13I'm off to do some important stuff that only big guys like me are allowed to do
00:05:18Huh?
00:05:21Phew, we're gonna need a bigger doorway
00:05:24Meow
00:05:25Morning, Squidward
00:05:26Wanna hear my big news?
00:05:29Oh, sure
00:05:30Let me go mark some time on my calendar
00:05:34Great, let me know when
00:05:39Good morning, Patrick
00:05:41Good morning
00:05:43Who are you?
00:05:45Patrick, it's me
00:05:49Grandma?
00:05:51You're upside down
00:05:52No, Patrick, it's me, Spongebob
00:05:55You can't be Spongebob
00:05:56He's far more diminutive
00:05:58He's what?
00:05:59Of reduced stature
00:06:00Come again?
00:06:01Vertically challenged
00:06:02Say what now?
00:06:03He's shorter
00:06:03Patrick, I can't believe all I do is grow half a monocle overnight
00:06:06Now I'm 36 clams tall
00:06:08And you don't even recognize your best friend
00:06:12Did you say you're 36 clams tall?
00:06:17Yes
00:06:21You're a big guy now!
00:06:23This guy's a big guy!
00:06:24So big!
00:06:25Really big!
00:06:26Big, big, big!
00:06:27Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:28Big, big, big!
00:06:29Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:30Big, big, big!
00:06:31Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:32Big, big, big, big!
00:06:33Guy, guy, guy!
00:06:34Look out, everyone!
00:06:36Really big!
00:06:37Really guy!
00:06:38Hey, Sandy!
00:06:39Notice anything different about me?
00:06:41Howdy, Spongebob!
00:06:43You get a new pair of shoes?
00:06:44Oh, no!
00:06:46Ouch!
00:06:48Hi, Blankton!
00:06:49Watch where you're going, you big dummy!
00:06:52Oh, thanks for noticing
00:06:54Wait, no!
00:06:55Ow!
00:06:55Patrick, I've never felt so respected before
00:06:58Get used to it, buddy!
00:06:59And do you know what the best part of being a big guy is?
00:07:04What is it, Patrick?
00:07:06No, I'm asking
00:07:07It means I finally get to do what every little guy dreams of doing when they grow up
00:07:12You don't mean...
00:07:14That's right
00:07:15Ride the big guy roller coaster at Captain Booty Beard's Fun Park!
00:07:20Woo-hoo!
00:07:21This calls for an extra special bubble blow
00:07:31To Captain Booty Beard's!
00:07:34Woo-hoo!
00:07:35Give me a big!
00:07:37Big!
00:07:37Give me a guy!
00:07:38Five!
00:07:39What does that spell?
00:07:4036 clubs!
00:07:41Five!
00:07:48Don't waste my time, Squirt
00:07:53Let's...
00:07:57Ugh, you again
00:08:02Congratulations
00:08:03Patrick
00:08:05It's official
00:08:06Woo-hoo!
00:08:09Don't make me cause security
00:08:12Woo-hoo!
00:08:14Hey!
00:08:16Hey!
00:08:18Hey!
00:08:18Hey!
00:08:20Hey!
00:08:21Hey!
00:08:24Hey!
00:08:27Hey!
00:08:56Patrick?
00:08:59Wait a minute!
00:09:00Huh? What's the matter? I thought you were a big guy.
00:09:04I am! I mean...
00:09:06I am?
00:09:07I just, uh, promised someone else that I'd ride with them. That's all.
00:09:11Oh, yeah?
00:09:12Who?
00:09:13The, the, but the guy, too. Um...
00:09:18Mr. Krabs!
00:09:20Oh, that makes sense.
00:09:22So let's go get him!
00:09:25No!
00:09:27Sorry!
00:09:29Come on, dude!
00:09:30Huh?
00:09:34What's up, Mr. Krabs?
00:09:36It's time to ride the shipwreck!
00:09:39Woo-hoo!
00:09:39What are you talking about, Patrick?
00:09:42The roller coaster! Get your head in the game!
00:09:45Remember that big, terrifying roller coaster?
00:09:48Nope.
00:09:49We had a deal to ride it together?
00:09:52Nope.
00:09:52And then...
00:09:53So I couldn't ride it, if you were too busy, to ride it with me?
00:09:57Hmm?
00:09:59D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
00:10:06Shipper!
00:10:08Hmm.
00:10:10Hmm.
00:10:11Oh, right. Our old roller coaster deal, of course.
00:10:16But, uh, we can't go today, lad.
00:10:20Things are too busy around here.
00:10:23Oh, I'll hear that, Patrick.
00:10:25Mr.
00:10:28Oh!
00:10:31Shipwreck!
00:10:33Thanks for covering for me, Mr. Krabs.
00:10:35I don't know why I got so scared when I saw that roller coaster.
00:10:38I thought I was big enough.
00:10:40Just cause you're taller don't mean you're a big guy.
00:10:43It doesn't?
00:10:44Big guys are rough and tumble.
00:10:46They don't blow bubbles.
00:10:48Hm, I guess not.
00:10:50Being scared of roller coasters ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
00:10:53Glad you understand.
00:10:54You must have been scared of roller coasters, too, when you were my age.
00:10:58Well, I wouldn't really-
00:10:59You were probably hiding under the bed kinda scared, weren't ya?
00:11:02Well, I, uh...
00:11:03Maybe even crying for mama kinda scared.
00:11:06I wasn't crying for mama.
00:11:07Peepy peepy and my pantsy kinda scared.
00:11:09Am I right?
00:11:10Get it straight, SpongeBob.
00:11:12My pants were clean.
00:11:13Cause nothing ever scared me.
00:11:15And nothing ever will.
00:11:17But didn't you say being scared wasn't anything to be ashamed of?
00:11:20It ain't.
00:11:20For you.
00:11:22But I'm different.
00:11:23I wasn't blowin' bubbles at your age.
00:11:26I was riskin' me life on the high seas!
00:11:29Oh?
00:11:30Oh?
00:11:31I ate danger for breakfast, peril for lunch, and adventure for dinner!
00:11:36W-w-w-w-really?
00:11:37That's right!
00:11:39I was in command of me own vessel!
00:11:41And sailed many a dangerous mile!
00:11:44Tell me about your greatest adventure!
00:11:47What if I told you I sailed with the flying Dutchman himself!
00:11:52The flying Dutchman?
00:11:54The most pants-wettingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas?
00:11:58Oh!
00:12:00My lucky brick!
00:12:01I!
00:12:02Like many a young sailor before me, I longed for adventure!
00:12:10And that's when the Dutchman's hornpipe appeared!
00:12:17I summoned the cursed pirates and journeyed with him to the deepest part of the sea!
00:12:23A nightmare realm called the Underworld!
00:12:28It was filled with ghostly pirates, haunted hurricanes, terrifying monsters!
00:12:37Roar!
00:12:39Whoa!
00:12:39I faced them all with steel in me backbone and a cutlass in me claw!
00:12:50It was the greatest adventure of my life!
00:12:55Wow!
00:12:56You're almost like a real swashbuckler!
00:12:59Almost?
00:13:00I am a real swashbuckler!
00:13:03How do you think I earned this baby?
00:13:05What is that?
00:13:07It's a swashbuckler certificate!
00:13:09It means I proved my bravery, courageousness, daring, panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude!
00:13:19Well, that's it!
00:13:21I'd be a big guy if I could earn my swashbuckler certificate!
00:13:25And you could teach me!
00:13:27Teach you?
00:13:28To be a swashbuckler?
00:13:30I don't mean to laugh in your face, but...
00:13:35You're too scared to even ride a rollercoaster!
00:13:38I can do it!
00:13:39I wanna be a brave swashbuckler!
00:13:42Like you!
00:13:43I'm ready!
00:13:45SpongeBob, you're just a bubble-blowing baby boy who's not ready!
00:13:50But... but... but...
00:13:50But surfer toilets!
00:13:52Speaking of which, the heads need swabbing!
00:13:54So git!
00:13:54And no more talk about being a swashbuckler!
00:13:58Aww...
00:14:00You're not ready!
00:14:02Not ready!
00:14:03Not ready!
00:14:04Not ready!
00:14:04Not ready!
00:14:05Not ready!
00:14:06I think woof!
00:14:07Ha-ha-ha!
00:14:09Ha-ha-ha!
00:14:10Ha-ha-ha-hey!
00:14:11Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:14:12Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:14:12Ha-ha-ha-ha!'ve...
00:14:13-ha-ha-ha-ha! Gravery!
00:14:14Courage!
00:14:15I've gotta
00:14:15learn this stuff if I'm gonna prove myself to Mr. Krabs! You got this
00:14:20Spongebob! Ha-ha
00:14:34-ha!
00:14:35T-I-T-U-D-E
00:14:36Mr. Crump Certificate, why do you have this?
00:14:40I always read in the bathroom
00:14:42Hmm, I know I can do this
00:14:45I just need a chance to prove it
00:14:59Well, that's weird
00:15:04Oh, Crump, that's a dick again
00:15:07Mr. Krabs won't like that
00:15:09We gotta get it, right?
00:15:11I'm not going in there
00:15:12Yeah, you'd have to be pretty brave to go in there, eh?
00:15:16Wait a minute!
00:15:17Patrick, this is it!
00:15:19It is?
00:15:20Destiny is squeezing my buns
00:15:23Do you feel it?
00:15:25Yeah!
00:15:26This vent is just what I need
00:15:28To start earning my Swashbuckler Certificate
00:15:31You mean the one we lost?
00:15:33Oh, yes, that one
00:15:34But also the one I'm gonna earn
00:15:35We lost two of them down there?
00:15:38The hero's journey
00:15:39Starts with one squish
00:15:45Right behind ya
00:15:50Okay, jump!
00:15:53Ooh, side adventure
00:15:58Hmm, left or right?
00:16:02Hmm
00:16:03Ah!
00:16:04Ah!
00:16:05Definitely left!
00:16:06Ah!
00:16:07Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:09Ah!
00:16:10Oh!
00:16:15This must lead to the basement
00:16:17This must go deeper than the basement
00:16:23What?
00:16:25Where am I?
00:16:28Ah!
00:16:31Oh!
00:16:33Oh!
00:16:34Oh!
00:16:37Oh!
00:16:39This must be Mr. Krabs' Swashbuckler's sanctum
00:16:43Oh, look at that
00:16:46And that
00:16:47And that
00:16:48And that
00:16:50And that
00:16:54Hi!
00:16:58Arr!
00:17:00Ahoy!
00:17:07Ahoy!
00:17:08So, who's a bubble-blowing baby boy now, huh?
00:17:13Me!
00:17:30Oh, who am I kidding?
00:17:32I'll never be a swashbuckler.
00:17:43I'll never be a swashbuckler.
00:17:44Mysterious glow, part two.
00:17:50Whoa!
00:17:51This must be the hornpipe Mr. Krabs took from the Flying Dutchman.
00:17:57If a swashbuckler ye want to be, blow this horn and ye shall see.
00:18:04Patrick, I'm feeling destiny again.
00:18:09Still nothing.
00:18:11But don't let me slow you down.
00:18:12No!
00:18:14No!
00:18:16No!
00:18:28No!
00:18:29No!
00:18:32No!
00:18:32No!
00:18:33No!
00:18:33Huh?
00:18:34That sounds like...
00:18:35Oh no!
00:18:40Fight fun!
00:18:41Get out of there!
00:18:44Have fun.
00:18:45Blig!
00:18:46Oh no!
00:19:01Look at her.
00:19:01Oh no!
00:19:09Ha!
00:19:10Ha!
00:19:12Oh no!
00:19:14Oh no!
00:19:14Oh no!
00:19:15It's awesome!
00:19:23Oh, you dropped your lucky brick.
00:19:26I don't have a lucky brick.
00:19:32On your feet, you sea-drinking pollywog.
00:19:35You're in the company of the flying Dutchman.
00:19:49Who blew my hornpipe?
00:19:55I did?
00:19:58Butchmob! I'm coming!
00:20:04Weird place for a painting.
00:20:06Move it, Squidward!
00:20:09Let me take a look at you.
00:20:12Spitshine shoes, long socks, short pants, empty middle distance stare.
00:20:20Tell me, laddie, can you blow a bubble?
00:20:26Why?
00:20:28You're the very suave I've been looking for!
00:20:31Ha-ha!
00:20:33Really?
00:20:34You look like a kind of shrapin' young bubble blowin' fella who wants, nay, needs a chance to prove his
00:20:42mettle!
00:20:43He was just saying that in the bathroom!
00:20:46Quiet!
00:20:47You don't matter.
00:20:48Very good.
00:20:49That's why I blew the horn, Mr. Dutchman, sir.
00:20:51I need to prove I'm a big guy by earning my swashbuckler certificate.
00:20:55Well, I'm here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth in the underworld.
00:21:04Just like Mr. Krabs.
00:21:07Aw, but he doesn't think I'm ready for that kind of thing.
00:21:10Well, maybe he's right.
00:21:12You might not be ready for...
00:21:16Swashbucklin!
00:21:18Swashbuckling?
00:21:21Swashbucklin!
00:21:21Ah!
00:21:26Speed!
00:21:32Swashbuckling!
00:21:38Ah!
00:22:05I'm ready!
00:22:08Then it's a deal!
00:22:09The Dutchman's deal!
00:22:29Stupid passcode!
00:22:314-15-8
00:22:35Permission to come aboard, sir!
00:22:37Granted, shipmate!
00:22:39Me too!
00:22:40Only if you put on some pants.
00:22:43Oh, I guess.
00:22:45No pubis skin!
00:22:50We welcome aboard!
00:22:56Bless these long eyes!
00:22:58Come on, right this way to your quarters!
00:23:02I'm gonna be a swashbuckler!
00:23:05What do you think, Captain?
00:23:07Pure heart.
00:23:09Innocent mind.
00:23:11Desperate to be a big guy.
00:23:13He's perfect.
00:23:18Ahoy, crabs!
00:23:20Long time no see!
00:23:22Please!
00:23:23Go take Sparch Bob!
00:23:26You'll never see him again!
00:23:28He's the key to unlocking my curse!
00:23:33He's the key to unlocking my curse!
00:23:48I can't find!
00:24:03He's the key to unlocking my curse!
00:24:07Oh, Squidward!
00:24:09What are we gonna do?
00:24:11Oh, Squidward, what are we gonna do?
00:24:21Mr. The Flying Dutchman!
00:24:23Look, Eugene.
00:24:25You can't blame yourself.
00:24:26Mr. Krabs.
00:24:27Say what?
00:24:28Call me Mr. Krabs.
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:31Look, Mr. Krabs.
00:24:34There you go.
00:24:35You know what?
00:24:35It is your fault.
00:24:37You're right, Squidward.
00:24:38Which is why we gotta go save him!
00:24:40Hold it!
00:24:41You don't think I'm actually participating in this fool's errand, do you?
00:24:45I know you are!
00:24:47Because if you don't, I'll demote you to fry cook!
00:24:51Permanently!
00:24:52But the grease inflames my acne!
00:25:10So, just the two of us against the Dutchman, huh?
00:25:14There's three in this crew, Mr. Squidward!
00:25:19Why was I worried?
00:25:20Nice to see me old gear still fits, eh?
00:25:28What the...
00:25:29Huh?
00:25:31Hmm.
00:25:32Not bad.
00:25:35And to get us there in style, say hello to our noble vessel,
00:25:39the Petty Blaster!
00:25:41Hey!
00:25:43We might actually be safe on this adventure,
00:25:45driving a...
00:25:49Winnebago.
00:25:50We can't lose in a Winnebago, Mr. Squidward!
00:25:56Hilarious.
00:25:57Quack! Hilarious!
00:25:58Do you even know how to find SpongeBob?
00:26:01Aye, Squidward, but it won't be easy.
00:26:03The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob to the deepest, most dangerous part of the sea.
00:26:08A realm of dark magic called the Underworld.
00:26:13Under where?
00:26:15Under where?
00:26:17Well, how do we get there?
00:26:19First, we've got to find the magical portal.
00:26:22Then, navigate the slime river through unimaginable terrors.
00:26:27And if we survive, this is where we find SpongeBob.
00:26:33Challenge Cove?
00:26:34That's where the Dutchman can use SpongeBob to break his curse!
00:26:38And if we don't get down there in time to stop him,
00:26:41our favorite fry cook is doomed!
00:26:45Now, settle up!
00:26:46We've got no time to waste!
00:26:59Full disclosure, that's farther than I thought we'd get.
00:27:03Pop the clutch, Gary!
00:27:07Woo-hoo!
00:27:15Woo-hoo!
00:27:22Welcome to the Underworld!
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:37Maybe I'm not ready for this place.
00:27:40Ah, yes, the Underworld can be terrifying to most.
00:27:44But not to a brave big guy like yourself!
00:27:48You think I'm brave?
00:27:51Ah, you laugh-a-danger!
00:27:58I mean...
00:28:00You can do better than that!
00:28:04I can't hear you!
00:28:11Don't worry, Patrick!
00:28:14We laugh-a-danger!
00:28:25Incoming!
00:28:27Woo-hoo!
00:28:32No!
00:28:41Ehh!
00:28:42No!
00:28:45No!
00:28:48Ha ha ha ha!
00:28:51Oh my God!
00:28:52Ah, huh?
00:28:55Huh?
00:29:05Oh, you were right, Dutchman! I'm not afraid of the underworld!
00:29:12Glad to hear it, lad!
00:29:14I'm not afraid either!
00:29:16Who cares?
00:29:17SpongeBob, I want you to think of me as your swashbuckling guru and your friend.
00:29:26Look! More danger!
00:29:29You're here, Jimmy!
00:29:38Captain, this slubber is a complete barnacle brain.
00:29:43Are you sure he's the one?
00:29:45True, he don't have physical prowess or pirating ability, but the boy's got the very thing we need.
00:29:55Staggering stupidity.
00:29:57You won't figure out the truth until it's way too late, when we finally break my curse!
00:30:05Break your curse!
00:30:08My curse!
00:30:10Your curse!
00:30:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:30:13Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:30:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:30:16What are we laughing about?
00:30:20Nothing, lad.
00:30:28According to the map, the gates to the underworld.
00:30:31Like in the most horrible place imaginable.
00:30:39Bikini bottom high.
00:30:41Aye, dangerous waters.
00:30:44Oh, nice ride.
00:30:47Losers.
00:30:48See what I mean?
00:31:06Ride, take a ride!
00:31:12Is that Squidward Tentacles?
00:31:16Coach Tuna!
00:31:18You still owe me laps.
00:31:20It's coming higher!
00:31:45We're close.
00:31:48I can smell it.
00:31:50Me too.
00:31:56Are you, Davy?
00:31:58No, man, I'm Phil.
00:32:00Davy's over there.
00:32:02There she blows!
00:32:05Davy Jones' Locker!
00:32:07The entrance to the underworld.
00:32:09The world.
00:32:15Ah, will you move?
00:32:18Ah!
00:32:28If you're gonna be a swashbuckler, you gotta dress the part!
00:32:32Ha-ha!
00:32:34Now step out, lad!
00:32:37Let's get a look at ya!
00:32:40Are you sure this is a swashbuckler outfit?
00:32:44Absolutely!
00:32:45Standard issue!
00:32:46Really?
00:32:47Whoa!
00:32:49That safety suit should keep him alive long enough to break my curse.
00:32:55You're cursed!
00:32:56You're cursed!
00:32:56Ha-ha-ha!
00:32:57Come on, Barb!
00:32:58Read the room!
00:32:59Hold it!
00:33:01No!
00:33:02No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
00:33:03This is all wrong!
00:33:05Let's find something else!
00:33:07Wait!
00:33:07Mind your business!
00:33:13Fashion Show!
00:33:14This feels much better!
00:33:16I don't think that's quite right, lad!
00:33:19I agree, Dutchie!
00:33:21It's missing one thing!
00:33:27What?
00:33:30The pink guy's driving me nuts!
00:33:32He's distracting the fool!
00:33:34Their friendship is a problem!
00:33:37That's why we work so well together, Barb!
00:33:40We've never been friends!
00:33:42Exactly!
00:33:43I...
00:33:43Wait, what?
00:33:45We'll have to take care of that one!
00:33:49Land ho!
00:33:52Whoa!
00:33:53Whoa!
00:33:55Whoa!
00:33:57We've arrived at Challenge Cove!
00:34:00The place where you'll finally become a Flushbuckler!
00:34:05Woo-hoo!
00:34:24Are you sure about this?
00:34:26Don't worry, Mr. Squidward. I've got everything under control.
00:34:32These creatures look friendly enough, huh?
00:34:40That was the scariest thing I ever saw.
00:34:44Till I saw that.
00:35:05Here's an idea. We go home, and you hire a new freight car!
00:35:11What do you think, Gary?
00:35:18Spongebob's first Krusty Krab ID card. Look at him. So yellow!
00:35:25That answers that.
00:35:32Is that where we have to go?
00:35:34Aye. To succeed, you must reach that X.
00:35:38And then I'll get my certificate.
00:35:41Right after you make it up to the next X. And then up to that one. And up to the
00:35:47next one. And then up again. And up there.
00:35:49How high do I have to go?
00:35:51To the top, lad! If you make it there and blow that hornpipe, boy, you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:35:57Mr. Krabs will be so proud. If I can do it.
00:36:02Oh, it'll be easy. We'll get through these challenges together.
00:36:08Starting with the new intestinal fortitude.
00:36:12To begin, we'll walk that path until we...
00:36:17Not so fast!
00:36:21You said we have to walk this path. But this is clearly a road.
00:36:31You're right, Patrick. It is a road.
00:36:34I know.
00:36:35Tartar sauce. Now what are we gonna do?
00:36:37I know.
00:36:38What difference does it make?
00:36:40You say road. I say path. I say potato. You say potato!
00:36:45No, I don't. I say string cheese.
00:36:47Oh. String cheese.
00:36:50String cheese.
00:36:52String cheese.
00:36:53A road of string cheese.
00:36:55String cheese road.
00:36:57String cheese...
00:36:59Expressway.
00:37:00String cheese castle!
00:37:02I can't shake it!
00:37:04Bob, no! Killing him might tip him off!
00:37:06What do you say we go beat these challenges?
00:37:09Road or no road?!
00:37:10Waa-HA-HA!
00:37:12Waa-HA-HA!
00:37:12Waa!
00:37:13Waa-hu-H!
00:37:13Waa-hu-H!!!
00:37:14Watch out for the skeleton guardians!
00:37:17Waa-hu- sanctu!
00:37:18Waa-hu-waaat!
00:37:20Waa-hu-h!
00:37:21Waaa-hu-h-h!
00:37:22Waa-hu-AH!
00:37:22Waa-hu-hu!
00:37:22Watch out for the wa-oof?
00:37:23Oof?!
00:37:24I'm not sure what that means.
00:37:25Plus, it's hard to hear with all the...
00:37:29Sounds...
00:37:30Well, whatever it is, I'm sure it's not that important.
00:37:35Patrick, I think these are the guys who are gonna...
00:37:39fortify our intestines!
00:37:41Yay!
00:37:44Bob, we gotta reach that nitwist before he gets killed!
00:37:48Definitely trying, sir!
00:37:51What do you think?
00:37:52Path or road?
00:37:56Oh, can someone hand me my eyebrows?
00:38:00Short play, huh?
00:38:02I think my skills will satisfy.
00:38:06Dodge!
00:38:07Parry!
00:38:07Rust!
00:38:08Flié!
00:38:12Patrick!
00:38:20What if Mr. Krabs was right?
00:38:23And I am just a bubble-blowing baby boy?
00:38:26That wouldn't be good.
00:38:27Tom Patrick, what are we gonna do?
00:38:36You're asking the wrong question, lad.
00:38:40Mr. Krabs?
00:38:42If you want to get out of this, Pickle, you're gonna have to start acting like a rough and
00:38:48tumble swashbuckler.
00:38:50Well, how do I do that?
00:38:51You start by asking the right question.
00:38:55It's not, what are we gonna do?
00:38:58It's, what would I do?
00:39:01What would I do?
00:39:03Huh?
00:39:03No!
00:39:04No, no!
00:39:05Me!
00:39:05What would me do?
00:39:07Not you, me, Mr. Krabs.
00:39:10What would I do?
00:39:12Oh, that makes way more sense.
00:39:21So, how does it, does this end or...?
00:39:24Wake up!
00:39:26Ah!
00:39:26Patrick, maybe if we act like Mr. Krabs, we can make our way through this.
00:39:30Why didn't I think of that?
00:39:32Because you're not a swashbuckler certificate recipient in lovemaking!
00:39:37Bob!
00:39:38You spotted him on the cold!
00:39:40Sorry, sir!
00:39:41I don't...
00:39:42Wait!
00:39:43Hey!
00:39:43Look at me!
00:39:51Ahem!
00:39:53Arrgh!
00:39:53I'm no bubble blower!
00:39:55I'm a rough and tumble swashbuckler!
00:39:58Rough and tumble as the day is long!
00:40:01They don't come as rough and tumble as me!
00:40:04Rough and tumble!
00:40:05Tumble and...
00:40:06What?
00:40:07Ah!
00:40:11Ah!
00:40:14Ah!
00:40:14Huh?
00:40:15Look at me!
00:40:17Ruffle and tumble!
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:20Ah!
00:40:24SpongeBob?
00:40:25These look like...
00:40:27Our intestines!
00:40:29And they're...
00:40:31Fortified!
00:40:32This means I passed the first challenge!
00:40:35Whoa!
00:40:36Look at my wiggle!
00:40:38Ah!
00:40:38Look at us!
00:40:39Wiggle wobble!
00:40:41Peek-a-boo!
00:40:42Ah!
00:40:43Hair-do-do!
00:40:45Woo-woo-woo-woo!
00:40:47What are those idiots doing?
00:40:54What is happening?
00:40:57What is happening?
00:41:04What is happening?
00:41:07Wee!
00:41:07Wee!
00:41:08Wee!
00:41:08Yee!
00:41:11I don't know how he did it, Barb.
00:41:14That fool must really be the one.
00:41:17I think you're right, sir.
00:41:18Look!
00:41:24Yes!
00:41:27Yes!
00:41:31Yes!
00:41:32Yes!
00:41:41SpongeBob?
00:41:42Uh-oh!
00:41:43You know what that means, Mr. Krabs.
00:41:45I'm in deep shrimp.
00:41:49SpongeBob!
00:41:51Hold on, lad!
00:41:57Woo-hoo!
00:41:59On to challenge number two!
00:42:05Shalom?
00:42:08Bad news, sir.
00:42:09Krabs is following us.
00:42:11What?
00:42:12No, no, no!
00:42:13If he catches up, he'll tell SpongeBob the truth and ruin everything.
00:42:18Oh, Bob.
00:42:19It's been so long, and I'm so close.
00:42:23I wouldn't worry about Krabs, sir.
00:42:26He ain't gonna last long in the underworld.
00:42:39Where's that music coming from?
00:42:43Hmm, not bad.
00:42:45Ha!
00:42:59Huh?
00:43:06Greetings, travelers.
00:43:09Come play with us.
00:43:11Come play?
00:43:13Cover your ears, Squidward!
00:43:15Those are sirens!
00:43:16Tempted us into a smooth jazz trap!
00:43:20Later, losers!
00:43:22Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:43:25Squidward!
00:43:26We gotta save SpongeBob!
00:43:30There's no time for a solo!
00:43:33There's always time for a solo.
00:43:42Ow!
00:43:51Well, music lovers, what do you think?
00:43:57Oh, now I gotta save that good-for-nothing, easy-listening layabout.
00:44:08There's gotta be something in here that'll help, Squidward.
00:44:15Better hurry up, or instead of being a big guy, I'll be a dead guy.
00:44:23Oh!
00:44:25Bandages, no!
00:44:26Antiseptic, no!
00:44:27No!
00:44:28Rip me, snow!
00:44:33No, no, you don't!
00:44:52No more wasted time, Squidward!
00:44:54We might already be too late!
00:45:05You know, I think we cracked the code to these challenges.
00:45:08All I gotta do is keep acting like Mr. Krabs, and I'll be swashbuckling in no time.
00:45:13To Mr. Krabs!
00:45:15Big eyes!
00:45:22Oh, what are they doing now?
00:45:24Arby, you can celebrate later, lad!
00:45:27Let's head to the next challenge!
00:45:32SpongeBob?
00:45:36Oh, his pink friend is slowing us down.
00:45:40Oh, just give me five minutes with him, sir.
00:45:42I'll explain how we do things around here!
00:45:48Okay, chill out, Bob.
00:45:50I have a better idea.
00:45:56SpongeBob, swashbucklers don't spend their time seahorsing around.
00:46:00Really?
00:46:01What's the swashbuckling stance on giggling?
00:46:05Not good!
00:46:07What about butt wiggling?
00:46:11Maybe you don't want this bad enough, SpongeBob.
00:46:15That's not true.
00:46:16I want to be a big guy more than anything.
00:46:19Well, if you want to be someone big, you're gonna have to leave some of your small ways behind.
00:46:34Oh.
00:46:39Okay.
00:46:40No more seahorsing around.
00:46:42Smart lad!
00:46:43Now, let's get you to challenge number two!
00:46:52Welcome to the Underworld!
00:46:55For what premises to be an exciting contest, we're just moments away from challenge number two.
00:47:03Tell me, Barb.
00:47:05Will it be even more difficult than the last challenge?
00:47:09Uh, yes.
00:47:11There's no telling what's lurking along that path to the platform.
00:47:16It could be a charging ball climb.
00:47:18Or a terrifying jelly hook.
00:47:21Hope it's not my third grade math teacher.
00:47:23She scares the heck out of me.
00:47:25Know what I'm saying?
00:47:27You're on my foot.
00:47:28Let's meet our challenger!
00:47:31Standing at a full 36 clams high, inhaling all the way from Bikini Bottom,
00:47:36my best friend, SpongeBird Squishorts!
00:47:42This bubble blower has got a lot to prove.
00:47:44If he ever wants to show the world, he's a swashbuckler.
00:47:50Challenge number two won't be easy, but I believe in you, big guy.
00:47:57Now, go get him!
00:47:59Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
00:48:07Yikes!
00:48:11Yikes!
00:48:22Okay, SquarePants, you can do this.
00:48:26What would I do?
00:48:39Woo-hoo!
00:48:43Get out, baby!
00:48:47Woo-hoo!
00:48:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:49:00Ooh, you're lucky brick.
00:49:04Oh.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:10Ah, bug-a-bug-bug-bug.
00:49:13Ah, yeah!
00:49:14Oh.
00:49:23Whee!
00:49:25.
00:49:25.
00:49:25.
00:49:25.
00:49:25.
00:49:27.
00:49:29.
00:49:30.
00:49:32.
00:49:39I'm going to die.
00:50:00I'm going to die.
00:50:22We interrupt this movie for an important message from Paramount Studios.
00:50:26This picture's gone completely off the rails!
00:50:29The only thing that can save it is some serious star power.
00:50:34Get Sandy Cheeks in this movie, pronto!
00:50:38Howdy-do, SpongeBob!
00:50:42That's not what I meant!
00:50:45Who is it?
00:50:47Hey, what?
00:50:48Get outta here!
00:50:49Get out!
00:51:11They're gonna be with you!
00:51:28It's really pretty.
00:51:29Mr. Krabs could see me now.
00:51:31He'd finally see what I've been seeing all along.
00:51:35A swatch buckler in the making.
00:51:37Really?
00:51:39Really.
00:51:40But remember, if you want to become a true big guy,
00:51:43you have to stay focused.
00:51:46Got it. Focused.
00:51:47Bubble break!
00:51:51You had me at bubble!
00:51:55Let's do a triple dog backslash wand grabber.
00:51:59With the banana slap twist blister.
00:52:06Huh?
00:52:09Yeah, um...
00:52:11Sounds fun, Patrick, but...
00:52:13Maybe we shouldn't do this anymore.
00:52:16What?
00:52:17Well, it's just...
00:52:18You know, it...
00:52:19I have this other thing I'm doing.
00:52:22You mean...
00:52:22You don't want to blow bubbles...
00:52:26With me?
00:52:32I...
00:52:33I really want to, but...
00:52:34That's okay.
00:52:35It's just that I should...
00:52:37No, it's fine.
00:52:39Pat...
00:52:39I'm not crying!
00:52:41It's just raining on my face!
00:52:44Ah, don't worry about your friend.
00:52:47You can make it up to him once you're a swatch buckler.
00:52:51Well, I...
00:52:52I guess.
00:52:53Good lad.
00:52:54Just keep your eyes on the prize.
00:52:58Come on!
00:53:00Almost there!
00:53:01You're pushing this tub way too hard!
00:53:05We can't stop until we reach SpongeBob!
00:53:07Can't stop!
00:53:08Won't stop!
00:53:09No stop!
00:53:11No stop!
00:53:17We stopped.
00:53:19Oh, I'm so sorry, me boy!
00:53:23Why didn't I just show you how to be a swatch buckler when you asked?
00:53:28You never told me how much you cared.
00:53:31I couldn't!
00:53:32Emotions that are emotional are hard for me!
00:53:36Well, it doesn't matter now.
00:53:38What?
00:53:39You're stuck, so I'm doomed.
00:53:42Goodbye!
00:53:45Quick!
00:53:46We gotta fix this damper!
00:53:47We gotta fix it!
00:53:48Oh, sure.
00:53:50Let's go pop into an auto parts store and get what we need.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:57Good eye, Gary!
00:53:59Does this seem a little convenient?
00:54:01Nonsense!
00:54:02These big box stores are everywhere!
00:54:09Spare tire, exhaust pipe, tire urn, and oil, oil, oil.
00:54:15Where's the oil?
00:54:16Just ask somebody!
00:54:19Hello!
00:54:20We need some oil over here!
00:54:22Hello?
00:54:25Hello!
00:54:27Where is everybody?
00:54:30Hello?
00:54:31That might be our cue to go.
00:54:34Huh, there's someone's shoe.
00:54:36And there's the other one!
00:54:49What kind of big box store is this?
00:54:55Run!
00:54:56Run!
00:55:03I see the exit!
00:55:13I see the exit!
00:55:30What's the plan, Mr. Krafft?
00:55:33Meow!
00:55:35Meow!
00:55:35He looks hungry!
00:55:37And it's getting closer!
00:55:38Meow!
00:55:40Say the word!
00:55:42Any time now!
00:55:44Sooner than better!
00:55:50Really?
00:55:51Meow!
00:55:54Meow!
00:56:04Meow!
00:56:05Meow!
00:56:06Hey, I found the oil!
00:56:08Meow!
00:56:09Meow!
00:56:11Meow!
00:56:12Bye-bye, Krabby!
00:56:14He he he he he he he!
00:56:23Barb?
00:56:24What do you do when your best friend doesn't want to blow bubbles anymore?
00:56:32Well, I uh...
00:56:36Thanks!
00:56:37Makes a lot of sense.
00:56:46This is it, lad. The last challenge. Finish this, and you'll become a swashbuckler!
00:56:56Let's do it.
00:57:11Ready, Dutch?
00:57:13Bang it!
00:57:30Ta-da!
00:57:32Daring, bravery, courageousness, panache, guts, grit, moxie...
00:57:35And intestinal fortitude! You did them all! I knew you were special, man!
00:57:46No way!
00:57:50Rargh!
00:57:59Oh! Look at that!
00:58:02Oh, inside those doors, you'll stand at the altar, blow the hornpipe, and a swashbuckler you'll become.
00:58:11And once I get my certificate, Mr. Krabs will finally see that I'm a big guy.
00:58:18Then, I can do what every little guy dreams of doing when he grows up.
00:58:23Ride that big guy roller coaster.
00:58:26Yes, yes, roller co...
00:58:27Wait, you mean your dream is to ride a roller coaster?
00:58:31Well, of course. We all have dreams. What's yours?
00:58:36What? Well, I dream of a wonderful world above the waves, where the sun shines in your face, and the
00:58:46wind blows through your hair.
00:58:48What's this magical place called?
00:58:51Santa Monica!
00:58:53Oh, look at me, chattering like a cabin boy. Let's get going!
00:58:58Stop right there!
00:59:03Good thing this bird is allergic to shellfish!
00:59:09Mr. Krabs?
00:59:10Oh, tartasus!
00:59:15Are you okay, boyo? Did you get hurt at all? Any bumps, bruises, scratches?
00:59:19I'm so glad we found you!
00:59:22Who's we?
00:59:23Me, Squidward, and Gary.
00:59:31We're here to rescue you!
00:59:33From him!
00:59:34Whoa, whoa! Now hold on, Krabs!
00:59:36Oh, I'm not in any danger.
00:59:38The Flying Dutchman's been helping me become a swashbuckler.
00:59:40Just like you!
00:59:41Oh, no!
00:59:42Oh-ho!
00:59:44Well, you see, I, uh...
00:59:46You wanna tell him?
00:59:47Or should I?
00:59:49Tell me what?
00:59:50Oh, it's about me past, lad.
00:59:54I embellished a few of the, uh, finer details.
01:00:00I did spend me youth at sea, but I wasn't the captain.
01:00:06Wait a minute. You were a fry cook?
01:00:09Aye. And like you, I dreamed of being a swashbuckler.
01:00:19But nobody believed in me.
01:00:21They said I was a bubble-blowing baby boy.
01:00:26I was so ashamed.
01:00:29And that's when something called out to me.
01:00:34It was the Dutchman's hornpipe.
01:00:39Oh?
01:00:42A dirty deceiver promised to make me a swashbuckler
01:00:46and lured me to the underworld.
01:00:49But I froze when I saw that terrifying place.
01:00:55The underworld shivered me timbers and I ran home,
01:00:59tail between me legs.
01:01:01I had many adventures at sea, boy.
01:01:04But I never did become a swashbuckler.
01:01:07But what about the swashbuckler certificate?
01:01:11Well, about that.
01:01:18I've been battling the horrors of the underworld?
01:01:22For a kid's video!
01:01:25I thought it looked familiar.
01:01:27I'm sorry I lied, lad.
01:01:29I just couldn't bear for you to know I was a coward.
01:01:33But I'm telling you the truth now.
01:01:35The Dutchman is tricking you.
01:01:37No, he's not.
01:01:38He's just helping me become a swashbuckler.
01:01:40I thought you'd be proud of me.
01:01:43Instead, you're treating me like I'm still just a bubble-blower.
01:01:46That's right.
01:01:48Krabs has never believed in you.
01:01:50Come with me and blow that hornpipe.
01:01:53Show him you're a real swashbuckler.
01:01:56The biggest of the big guys.
01:02:01I'm ready.
01:02:04No, Spongebob!
01:02:06Wait!
01:02:09Hurry, lad!
01:02:11On the pedestal!
01:02:15Spongebob!
01:02:16Don't do it!
01:02:17You'll see, Mr. Krabs.
01:02:19I'm gonna be a big guy.
01:02:21No, no, no, no, no!
01:02:24Come on now!
01:02:27Hurry!
01:02:29Fire!
01:02:30Fire!
01:02:50Too late, Krabby!
01:02:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:02:54WHO SAVED YOU, LAND?
01:02:57GETCHA!
01:02:58Oh, whoa, don't, don't, don't!
01:03:00Whoa!
01:03:07Ooh, swashbuckler shine.
01:03:10It's not swashbuckler shine.
01:03:13Yeah.
01:03:13No.
01:03:14It ain't.
01:03:16Huh?
01:03:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:03:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:03:46My curse is lit, Dan, brah!
01:03:51What?
01:03:51I tricked you.
01:03:54Oh, you're such a big guy.
01:03:57Ready to be a swashbuckler.
01:04:00It's all been a big lie, and you fell for it.
01:04:07Huh?
01:04:08Oh, no!
01:04:10Back... back...
01:04:12Hang on to your square, Dariel!
01:04:20Guess who's cursed now?
01:04:28All hail the new Flying Bob Dutchpants!
01:04:34What?
01:04:36Oh, Mr. Krabs!
01:04:39You were right about him!
01:04:41Mr. Krabs!
01:04:44Ugh!
01:04:45Looks like you got a little Dutchman on you, too!
01:04:49It's a double Dutchman, sir!
01:04:54You tricked me!
01:04:57You wanted to be a big guy swashbuckler, didn't you?
01:05:01So what are you complaining about?
01:05:03You should be thanking me!
01:05:06No!
01:05:07No!
01:05:08Please, Mr. Dutchman, sir!
01:05:09I changed my mind!
01:05:10I don't want to be a swashbuckler anymore!
01:05:13Oh, don't fret, sailor!
01:05:15All you need to do is find someone to trick into trading places with you!
01:05:21It only took me, uh...
01:05:23Let's see, uh...
01:05:26500 years!
01:05:29Oh!
01:05:33Now I finally get to go home!
01:05:36Yep!
01:05:37We gotta run!
01:05:39Huh?
01:05:39Whoa!
01:05:40Oof!
01:05:41Wait!
01:05:42Aren't you taking me?
01:05:44Why would I do that?
01:05:45I don't need you anymore!
01:05:47No!
01:06:12What have I done?
01:06:15It's not your fault, lad!
01:06:17It was my lion that led you here!
01:06:20And now we're cursed to be ghosts!
01:06:23Forever!
01:06:26Forever?
01:06:28Forever!
01:06:30Forever, forever?
01:06:33Forever, forever!
01:06:37Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever!
01:06:44One more!
01:06:45Forever!
01:06:48Ghost Captain's Log!
01:06:50Tuesday, the 4,732nd, in the month of forever, in the year of eternity.
01:07:07I had it all!
01:07:09Good job!
01:07:10Great friends!
01:07:12I should've stayed a bubble blower!
01:07:15You'll always be a bubble blower to me!
01:07:18I'm sorry, Patrick!
01:07:20I can't believe what a jerk I was!
01:07:22Can you ever forgive me?
01:07:34Oh, there's gotta be something we can do!
01:07:37I'm afraid there's nothing we can do!
01:07:39I'm afraid there's nothing we can do!
01:07:39You made a deal with the Dutchman!
01:07:42It's hopeless!
01:07:43Oh, no!
01:07:45Bart?
01:07:47We're not letting that son of a perch win yet!
01:07:51I've read the Dutchman's deal!
01:07:53And I know what's in the fine print!
01:07:57Pursuant to the provisions outlined in the official pirate curse rule book of 1586,
01:08:02it is hereby stipulated that the recipient of an officially designated curse is afforded the chance to rectify and nullify
01:08:06all baits and burdens through demolition,
01:08:07if done so within the morrow, and so on, and so forth...
01:08:09Of course!
01:08:10Break the horn before sunset and you'll reverse the curse!
01:08:15How'd you understand that?
01:08:17I don't know...
01:08:20Oh, but the pirate formerly known as the Flying Dutchman took it to the surface!
01:08:25The surface?
01:08:26I can get us there!
01:08:34Remember, you can only go to the surface this one time!
01:08:38When the sun sets, the curse is permanent!
01:08:43I told you!
01:08:44I don't know!
01:08:49Bye, everybody!
01:08:53Hopefully not forever!
01:08:55Bye, SpongeBob!
01:08:57You know, for a doofus, you've got a pretty good head on your shoulders.
01:09:01What? Where?
01:09:03Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
01:09:05으hhh, come on.
01:09:07I'll give you guys a ride home!
01:09:11Remember, Boyle!
01:09:12Break the hornpipe!
01:09:14And reverse the curse!
01:09:16Right!
01:09:17Break the pipe, reverse the curse!
01:09:19Break that pipe!
01:09:20Reverse that curse!
01:09:25Reverse that curse
01:09:26Break it, break it
01:09:27Reverse it, reverse it
01:09:28Break it, break it, break it
01:09:30Break that curse
01:09:35We made it
01:09:37Oh, but it's so big up here
01:09:39The Dutchman could be anywhere
01:09:41Well, we'd better find him quick
01:09:43There's no telling what trouble that cutthroat pirate will cause
01:09:50I'm here, surface world
01:09:54And I am ready
01:09:59To party
01:10:02Let's go
01:10:08Come out
01:10:09Where are you?
01:10:14Whacağım
01:10:16Ha ha ha ha ha
01:10:20What the hell is going on?
01:10:25Are younić?
01:10:33No!
01:10:35I don't know
01:10:37We're here
01:10:43Santa Monica, whoo-hoo, paradise!
01:11:02Break that pipe!
01:11:04Reverse that curse!
01:11:19Come on!
01:11:22You!
01:11:24Quick, grab the hornpipe!
01:11:26No!
01:11:27What are you doing here?
01:11:29I served my time as Dutchman, and I'm not going back!
01:11:32You will if we break that hornpipe!
01:11:37Well, then I'll just have to take it to the one place you'll never go!
01:11:43Oh no!
01:12:02A roller coaster?
01:12:05Why did it have to be a roller coaster?
01:12:08Come on, SpongeBob!
01:12:09We gotta stop him!
01:12:10Hey!
01:12:11There he is!
01:12:13Dude!
01:12:14No cuts!
01:12:15Oh, right.
01:12:15Sorry.
01:12:16Huh.
01:12:2630 minutes later.
01:12:32Next.
01:12:34See it's sunset!
01:12:37After those pasty white legs!
01:12:44He's getting away!
01:12:46Jump!
01:12:46Yeah!
01:12:48Made it!
01:12:49Oh no!
01:12:50No!
01:12:51I'm on...
01:12:52A roller coaster!
01:12:57Huh?
01:12:59You gotta be kidding me!
01:13:02Huh?
01:13:03Hold on, SpongeBob Scanty Bears!
01:13:11I gotta get off this thing!
01:13:13No, SpongeBob!
01:13:14What you gotta do is stay on this thing!
01:13:17And get that hornpipe!
01:13:20How am I gonna do that?
01:13:21You start by asking the right question.
01:13:24What would you do?
01:13:28What would you do?
01:13:30No, not me!
01:13:31Look, you, SpongeBob!
01:13:33What would you do?
01:13:35Huh?
01:13:35How's that gonna help?
01:13:37You said it yourself.
01:13:38I'm not a big guy.
01:13:40I'm just a bubble blower.
01:13:42Well, I was wrong about bubble blowers, okay?
01:13:45They got more panache, guts, grit, moxie, and intestinal fortitude
01:13:49than any swashbuckler I ever met.
01:13:52SpongeBob.
01:13:53Big guys aren't rough and tumble.
01:13:55They're...
01:13:57Smart.
01:13:58And...
01:13:59Loving.
01:14:00And...
01:14:00And brave.
01:14:01And...
01:14:02Just fun to be around.
01:14:04Are you talking about me, Mr. Krabs?
01:14:07Of course I am!
01:14:08And you're the only one who can break our curse!
01:14:11So ask yourself, what would you do?
01:14:15Well, I'd blow a bubble.
01:14:17Then get blowing, you bubble-blowing big baby guy!
01:14:21That sun's about to set!
01:14:23He he he he he he he he he.
01:14:27Nah nah!
01:14:28Hm.
01:14:29Yeah, I!
01:14:30Oh, yeah, I get it!
01:14:33Ah!
01:14:34Whoa!
01:14:35Whoa!
01:14:36Bulldoglet!
01:14:38Don't look down, bubble boy!
01:14:41I...
01:14:41I'm...
01:14:42coming...
01:14:43for ya!
01:14:45Persistent little barnacle!
01:14:49Gimme that!
01:14:53Wiener, ten o'clock
01:15:01I got you, lad
01:15:03Nice catch, Mr. K
01:15:05Now let's go get that hornpipe
01:15:10Miss me?
01:15:12I came here to do two things
01:15:14Kick butt and blow bubbles
01:15:17Looks like I'm all out of butt
01:15:32Hey, what are you doing?
01:15:36Cut it out
01:15:37Get back
01:15:51Seriously, blowin' a bubble was your big plan, baby boy?
01:16:08Huh?
01:16:16Oh, the poor boy!
01:16:18He's lost his mind!
01:16:20I'm fine, Mr. Krabs
01:16:21It just tickled my belly
01:16:23Ain't you scared?
01:16:24No, it's really fun
01:16:39It doesn't even matter
01:16:42Once the sun sets
01:16:44I win!
01:16:46Mr. Krabs, look
01:16:48It's your bubble
01:16:52Hmm
01:16:53Hey, Dutchman
01:16:55What happens again when the sun sets?
01:16:58I win
01:17:00I win
01:17:02I win
01:17:03I win
01:17:09My hornpipe
01:17:11Huh?
01:17:12Huh?
01:17:16Huh?
01:17:22Huh?
01:17:27Huh?
01:17:31Huh?
01:17:32Huh?
01:17:33Well, whether you're in bed
01:17:34No!
01:17:41Oh, fish sticks.
01:17:46A vast barb.
01:17:49No hard feelings about leaving you behind.
01:17:53What say we pick up where we left off?
01:17:57Well, not exactly where we left off.
01:18:05Oh, I'm done by a bubble blower.
01:18:23For proving his silliness, good nature, gaiety, merriment, sense of humor, high spirits, and bubble blowing ability,
01:18:33it is my great honor to present Spongebob Squarepants with the official Big Guy Certificate.
01:18:41Uh, is this where I order?
01:18:45Wow, it's... isn't it beautiful?
01:18:49And to honor our beloved fry cook, all Krabby Patties are full price!
01:18:57Hey, wait a second.
01:19:00Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:02But I have to say, I couldn't have done it without my best bubble blowing buddy in the whole wide
01:19:08world.
01:19:09Congratulations.
01:19:10Patrick.
01:19:11Your name is Patrick, too?
01:19:13I think he means you.
01:19:15This award is half yours.
01:19:18Yay!
01:19:21Here's your half.
01:19:22I win!
01:19:27I'd also like to thank someone very special to me.
01:19:31My boss, my mentor, and most of all, my friend, Mr. Krabs.
01:19:37Oh, Spongebob.
01:19:40This calls for an extra special bubble blow!
01:19:44Woo-hoo!
01:19:46Woo-hoo!
01:19:51Oh!
01:19:56Huh?
01:19:59Bikini bottom bubble hug!
01:20:01Is this really necessary?
01:20:05You're right, Gary.
01:20:07It does feel like something's missing.
01:20:17I can't believe they forgot me.
01:20:20I'll be sticking for the...
01:20:24It's the big stuff.
01:20:27Who do you think you are?
01:20:30It's the big stuff.
01:20:37Stop playing with him, Ryan.
01:20:40Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:20:45Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:47Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:49Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:20:53Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:55Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:20:57Off the wake up, I'm feeling my best.
01:20:59I bend over, I do my little stretch.
01:21:02Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch.
01:21:04Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest.
01:21:06I blow bubbles so big like Mrs. Pup.
01:21:08I be locked in like, no, this isn't luck.
01:21:10Bein' fancy like, no, this isn't chump.
01:21:12With my bestie, like everything fun.
01:21:14Big guy, big guy, big, big guy, big guy.
01:21:18Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:20Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:22Big guy, big guy, big, big guy.
01:21:26Big guy, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:29Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:31Big things about a half and a day.
01:21:33I woke up feeling a brand new way.
01:21:35It's in the world in a brand new way.
01:21:37Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:39Tight-fist, square hips.
01:21:41Doin' a dance in my big guy pants.
01:21:43But that is the top of the list I am.
01:21:45And on my prun, they came fresh out a clam.
01:21:47Big guy, big guy, big big guy.
01:21:50Big guy, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:54Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:21:56Big guy, big guy, big guy.
01:21:59Big guy, Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:02Spongebob, big guy, pants okay.
01:22:04Hope to wake up, I'm feeling my best
01:22:06Big things about to happen a day
01:22:08I bend over, I do my little stretch
01:22:10I woke up feeling a brand new way
01:22:12Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch
01:22:14Dancing the world in a brand new way
01:22:16Feel like that fish, so I'm pumping my chest
01:22:19Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:21Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy
01:22:25Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:27Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:29Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy
01:22:34Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:22:35Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:23:03Spongebob, big guy, pants okay
01:23:21Spongebob, big guy, gram
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