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00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:17This is me casually ruining my high school reunion.
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica. But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:50C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still love the school pockets. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good. You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here. You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually... I came here for someone very special.
00:01:47I came back for you.
00:01:48Yeah, um... Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:57Absolutely.
00:01:59Yeah.
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:01Come on, come.
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:05So let's give them one.
00:02:08I came back.
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here.
00:02:24Hey, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright.
00:02:27Just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back, Connor.
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:31Go back where?
00:02:31That I could tell you...
00:02:32Uh-uh.
00:02:33How much.
00:02:34How much you want.
00:02:35Hey, Mia.
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I... dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more front lines.
00:02:59I look 18 again.
00:03:02Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:28Calendar much?
00:03:32Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:36Mamie, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Loser! Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:01High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:03Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:04No!
00:04:08Miss Thompson!
00:04:09He was trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:29Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:36She would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit.
00:04:40Down.
00:04:41And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:51And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:21That's accident.
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:40Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:56Look-
00:05:57Like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:17Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little Miss-
00:06:21St-st-stutter!
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:34I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:42Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours.
00:07:00Mia!
00:07:00Put.
00:07:01The bottle.
00:07:03Down.
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:09Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:11Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:12Freak.
00:07:13Science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen?
00:07:52Stop, stop.
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:59And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel?
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:38Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits.
00:09:18The outcasts.
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of perfect.
00:09:24Do it, Queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:41Okay.
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03ConCon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:07We have to do this. Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:24Even our parents won us together!
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:30Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of Relativity.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:47The answers are...
00:10:48A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it! If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:06You wasted.
00:11:08Ouch!
00:11:11Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nia.
00:11:32Um...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off, you know.
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh, no.
00:11:43Don't worry about it.
00:11:44It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um...
00:11:48My mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:06Hmm.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:11I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were, like, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry.
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:56No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:57What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful...
00:13:10And smart...
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're a crush like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:46Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:07Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:35Oh man, here goes nothing.
00:14:37Connor will join too since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads. Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show us best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Did your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my lead.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:50Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The whole town wants us together!
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go there!
00:17:01Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:05Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there!
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:13Go go go go go go!
00:17:14Go hi!
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk.
00:17:21About that kiss.
00:17:25Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:29Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:31Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will.
00:17:35One day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:28So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:02You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Nita.
00:19:27Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:42Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go cursor?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:59Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:07Hey.
00:20:09Hey, Mia.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19All right.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls. We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:57Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh, yeah. We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins...
00:21:36NOW!
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39Let's make this in here.
00:21:43Like this. Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53How's that in your nose?
00:21:54I don't want to be...
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:03That's too much.
00:22:04No more. No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:30Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:33I'm sorry.
00:22:34Oh!
00:22:37Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine. It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist.
00:22:53Always.
00:22:55Has a pin.
00:22:58And...
00:23:00Time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes also count toward their Prom Queens campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of you.
00:23:17It's so crazy!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:52The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:21That's amazing.
00:24:22Woo!
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:54High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus...
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:16Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:38Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:45I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:10Hm?
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:37How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students.
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's not big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me.
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38You're alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:41Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:44Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:50Okay.
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Mia.
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:07Um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19Alright, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25Alright.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Okay.
00:29:36Yeah.
00:29:40Yeah.
00:29:41Yeah.
00:29:45Yeah.
00:29:46Minus.
00:29:48Gloria.
00:29:48Amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that part.
00:29:55That's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00He likes someone else.
00:30:02You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:34Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibusias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my.
00:30:51Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You, that's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:04Oh my.
00:31:04Oh my.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You.
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47Oh.
00:31:48So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:16Oh.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:24Oh shit.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:32My dad's mine.
00:32:32No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34No.
00:32:35Oh my god.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:39I'm in.
00:32:52I'm in.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is-
00:33:10Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:38Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:43And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:03Alone.
00:34:06Dad, wait!
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:50Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:56What?
00:36:02Nikki, cancel the plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go, we'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Here's a girl.
00:36:11Oh shit that's my dad.
00:36:13Come on let's pass before he's evening.
00:36:14Wait no, just show him your test.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no, you don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No, no, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me
00:37:28since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:30so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy,
00:37:34and I hear that you're really good
00:37:36at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:40Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you,
00:37:59but it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh, you know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:49But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14What?
00:39:15We'll come!
00:39:16If you get on your knees,
00:39:17and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28It might have brought this.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey,
00:39:33frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action!
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47I've got a party to get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:09Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid,
00:40:12he's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:18Hila.
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:35I don't know.
00:40:38I'm sorry.
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:03You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06If she weren't like one singer.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:21Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56It's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No, I'm Future Girls.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11um also you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough dude
00:42:18well if i die by then just blink twice so i can skip finals
00:42:33okay future girl if you really know everything that's gonna happen who shows up first i actually
00:42:40have no idea
00:42:46hey con con i'm sasquatch i'm here so your party's not the total best and i brought party favors
00:42:57everyone's already done we'll study in on the way over
00:43:26i tried to stop her but she's like a crazy
00:43:28regina george with worse highlights
00:43:31oh on page four there's a great playboy that i took of me a wedding herself in sixth grade
00:43:36yeah page four she fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:43:46hey i like your big tails and everybody had bris's mirror this shit doesn't matter
00:43:58actually it does
00:44:02is this supposed to hurt me
00:44:05um yeah that's kind of the whole point do you really want your prom queen to be a girl
00:44:10who makes out with her in sync posters see page seven
00:44:14as long as it's not you i'm good
00:44:17are you blind she's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it
00:44:22you know
00:44:23a year ago this book would have destroyed me
00:44:27but now i know everything in here made me who i am today
00:44:35so go ahead
00:44:36read away i have nothing to hide
00:44:39unlike you if you keep messing with me i'll just expose you for all the horrible things
00:44:43you've done
00:44:44you have nothing on me poser
00:44:46what about
00:44:47what about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip
00:44:52what?
00:44:52i
00:44:54nobody knows about that
00:44:56you just wait till facebook
00:44:58facebook
00:44:59what?
00:44:59ok english much?
00:45:01you know this little tough girl act is cute and all
00:45:04but the only one getting exposed today is you
00:45:16what are you hiding back there mia?
00:45:18your couch potato
00:45:19yeah show us your stressed out rainy pain
00:45:23that is way too far
00:45:25jessica
00:45:26my mom gave her that dress
00:45:28and it looks tragic on her
00:45:30honestly i was helping
00:45:31hey
00:45:32you're beautiful mia
00:45:33and you know i
00:45:34it's ok
00:45:35i'm not embarrassed
00:45:41jessica
00:45:42you think being prom queen is all about looks
00:45:45right?
00:45:48high school bucket list item number 12
00:45:50go on it while you've got it
00:46:12holy shit mia
00:46:14woo
00:46:15yes
00:46:16yes mia
00:46:16ok mia
00:46:18doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back
00:46:20wow
00:46:21look at you pretending to be hot and popular
00:46:24fyi
00:46:25you will never be like us
00:46:27you will never live like us
00:46:29no i wanna live better
00:46:32how about a game of truth or dare
00:46:34i dare you all to strip something off
00:46:41high school bucket list item number 13
00:46:44find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:48who cares if they stripped anyone can do that i can do it and i bet i can do it
00:46:54even better
00:47:05fine
00:47:06i thought those mouth fingers have a dumb ass party
00:47:09bye jess
00:47:10bye jess
00:47:14oh
00:47:15even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:20why
00:47:21i don't know
00:47:23no
00:47:23no
00:47:23no
00:47:23no
00:47:24no
00:47:24no
00:47:25no
00:47:25no
00:47:48no
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, Mia, hey, she's not waking up. She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice. Now. Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia. Not before I, not before I tell you that.
00:48:09Mia, I've always. Mia, hey, hey. Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah? Huh? Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay, I was trying to recycle. How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over. Everyone out. You heard him. Go. Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote me up. Vote me up. Vote me up. Vote me up.
00:48:47I got you. Come on. Let's go.
00:48:57Okay.
00:48:59Thank you for saving my life. I'm just glad you're okay. For the record, you look like a total smoke
00:49:09show in that bathing suit.
00:49:13Oh. What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better. Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse. And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously, I...
00:49:35Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like? She...
00:49:45I know. She's a genius. You're getting your grades up for her. It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest. I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor? Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy. I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:26I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:33Okay.
00:50:35Okay.
00:50:36Okay.
00:50:38Okay.
00:50:41Okay.
00:50:42Okay.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:58No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So, it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:15Well, you know that you miss them.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So, eight ball girl.
00:51:44What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Why do you not?
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're...
00:51:54You're actually super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:06You're pretty perfect.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:21Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44Jessica Alba.
00:52:45So, you gotta get over that Britney crash, because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:52You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:52:58Connor.
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:24Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:50Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:17The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:35So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:10What?
00:55:19Look!
00:55:19Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:27Yes.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bower.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look!
00:56:16OMG, you're twins!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair.
00:56:29Pancake face.
00:56:30Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh!
00:56:34And con-con hair is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen.
00:56:56Connor.
00:56:57What am I doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:21And she, she won this one.
00:57:22So let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:58:00So I know these aren't
00:58:01coach bags or Tiffany's bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:12Just wait a few years.
00:59:14You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trashed these new knives.
00:59:41Booo...
00:59:42Fuck.
00:59:43Okay, all right, fine.
00:59:45Get your paper.
00:59:46Go!
00:59:46Wait!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:06Mia, I
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:18How did she find
01:00:19Magic 8-Ball, you remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:27Do everything with your dad
01:00:30If all you can
01:00:33You'll never get this time back
01:00:37Thank you
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:43Hey, no
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:46Promise me
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:50That's all I want
01:01:02For you
01:01:04I'll do it
01:01:09Congrats
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:22Hey everyone
01:01:23Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:28Boycotting Jessica's prom queens
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10We're taking a stand
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16No plastics for prom
01:02:18No plastics for prom
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31But now
01:02:32We've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well
01:02:37Since you suddenly think
01:02:39You're the Joan of Arc of rejects
01:02:41Let's hear your voice
01:02:47Attention everyone
01:02:49America's favorite outcast
01:02:52Mia Watkins
01:02:53Just volunteered
01:02:55To sing the national anthem
01:02:58In front of the whole school
01:03:13Come on Mia
01:03:16We're all waiting
01:03:19Hey
01:03:20Hey yes you can
01:03:23Show them all what you can do
01:03:27All of them
01:03:30No no I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:33Just don't look at them
01:03:35Look at me
01:03:37I believe in you Mia
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready
01:03:40This is going to be legendary
01:03:44I believe in you
01:03:45I believe in you
01:03:50High school bucket list
01:03:52Item number 14
01:03:53Live your Beyonce
01:04:00Hi everyone
01:04:03Please rise
01:04:25Just look at me
01:04:26Just look at me
01:04:35Oh say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:37O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:50O'er the land of the free
01:05:56And the home of the brave
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:16This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:21See
01:06:22Everyone loves you Mia
01:06:41If you want to win
01:06:41You've got to give them a show right
01:06:44Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh nothing that I um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:07:00Shit that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey
01:07:06Connor you're gonna be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:12Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:16Hey look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:19Remember
01:07:21Listen
01:07:21In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:32I trust you
01:07:35And here we go everyone
01:07:37The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:40Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:07:44Let's begin
01:07:45Let's begin
01:08:13Home team is down
01:08:14Two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver
01:08:17Has the ball
01:08:32He's going to risk it all
01:08:33On a three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes he scores
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249-48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57First an A
01:08:59And now this
01:09:02Expect me
01:09:03At all
01:09:04Your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:06Really
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry
01:09:10For missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:23Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Oh
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth breather
01:09:38Isn't going to steal
01:09:38Con Con
01:09:39And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:43We will take her down
01:09:43And dance
01:09:44For good
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No
01:09:47No
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:48I just gave you a little hint
01:09:52But I do accept payment
01:09:54And kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean what about your crush
01:10:15The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you Mia
01:10:19It always has been
01:10:24Holy circuits
01:10:25I'm sorry
01:10:25I'm sorry
01:10:26I'm sorry
01:10:29I'm sorry
01:10:30I'm sorry
01:10:30I'm sorry
01:10:31I'm sorry
01:10:32I'm sorry
01:10:33I'm sorry
01:10:35I'm sorry
01:10:35I'm sorry
01:10:36I'm sorry
01:10:37I'm sorry
01:10:38I'm sorry
01:10:40I'm sorry
01:10:43I'm sorry
01:10:44I'm sorry
01:10:44I'm sorry
01:10:45I'm sorry
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:21Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:49Mm-hmm.
01:11:49And what about prom tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00Oh, my gosh.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I've got to do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:45Mm-hmm.
01:12:47Will you...
01:12:54Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:17Oh.
01:13:21I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given her.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't because...
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say again?
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:04I...
01:14:08I'm from...
01:14:09The future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:29You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:44Okay, look.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46Hi.
01:14:46How does Lost end?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:50Um, they get off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:54And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00Yeah.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me with this?
01:15:08No.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is just...
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll love you.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:46Oh, Hong Kong.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:01I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Ugh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con Con, think about your future.
01:17:18My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:47Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57Mm-hmm.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:20Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your prom king basketball all-star, Conor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:05Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:23But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:30The misfits.
01:20:31The outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, shh.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:23You earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, king.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 9021ho.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:07Come here.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No.
01:22:20These are fake.
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a set up.
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay.
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me?
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:05Or you...
01:23:13High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated?
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone?
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:53No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:04No!
01:24:07No!
01:24:08No!
01:24:13This isn't right!
01:24:13No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17You got something Mia to help me.
01:24:19You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:20No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:21This isn't right!
01:24:22You're me!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen, bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41I'll wait no matter when or where you are.
01:24:45You can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:05Yeah, hey.
01:25:06Yeah.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor, what happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You all right?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know.
01:25:39She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came to.
01:25:57But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I-I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38You're a Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:02You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:31And no one who makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one sets my body on fire.
01:27:43And no one gives me shit like you.
01:27:47Mm-mm.
01:27:49I'll run out of the elevator.
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