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Pushers S01E01 Skyfire Episode 1 Engsub
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00:00Are you the fucking me?
00:11Oi! Stop!
00:13Fuck!
00:14Make me disable me!
00:36The man came in, don't want to look at me and cut my benefits in half.
00:48You've had a toxic cerebral palsy since birth?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Due to a complication loop on the exit side,
00:59I didn't breathe for 17 minutes.
01:05I really wouldn't recommend it.
01:10How did your cerebral palsy affect you on a daily basis?
01:15My speech, obviously.
01:18And when I walk, I drank one foot behind.
01:24You ticked.
01:25Walking long distances brings you considerable pain.
01:30Got here.
01:31You don't seem to be in considerable pain.
01:36Good words.
01:37Not in pain.
01:45Moving on.
01:46Do you regularly soil yourself?
01:52Oh, God.
01:58Come on.
02:01Oh, God.
02:03Now get away.
02:03Push me the fucking light up.
02:05Oh, God.
02:06Sorry.
02:08Aye.
02:09Aye.
02:09Aye.
02:10Aye.
02:10Aye.
02:10You're, erm...
02:14Don't I, erm...
02:19They wish I had been a co-op story.
02:21I don't stop being co-op.
02:24I thought she drowned and not big enough.
02:31Could've been the last day.
02:33Mm.
02:34I think we went to school together.
02:39You and Sheridan, right?
02:44Fuck!
02:46Fuck!
02:47Fuck are you, man!
02:48Hey!
02:49Fuck is Emily Dawkins!
02:51Wait, I thought you died.
02:53Oh, no.
02:55That was that other disabled kid.
03:00The other one.
03:00Wendy.
03:02Potato.
03:03Potato.
03:04Potato.
03:04I haven't seen you since the fires.
03:10Nobody believed that sweet little Emily were involved.
03:13I could get away with anything.
03:17What are you here for?
03:19And I pealed, but I fucked it.
03:24I told him I don't soil myself.
03:28Yeah, you've got to plan a system.
03:30Mam.
03:32Do you soil yourself?
03:34Yeah.
03:34Can you wipe your own arse?
03:36No.
03:37Are you in pain?
03:44Just your regular doula ditch over here.
03:47She's got that multiple scoliosis thing right,
03:51but it's not that bad.
03:52Slerosis, you dull fuck.
03:54Slerosis.
03:55And what helped my view?
03:58One foot.
04:00Half a size bigger than the other.
04:03Look at him.
04:07Bizarre.
04:09And I did genuinely fucking shit myself.
04:12But I'll have an ankle completely fucking bad.
04:18So, what do you do for a job like?
04:21I work for a charity.
04:25We check if workplaces have accessible rooms.
04:32And then we give him a sticker if they do.
04:40Oh, I love stickies, man.
04:46So, the toilets pay well?
04:48It's voluntary, but Jo, our boss, she's amazing.
04:58She'll start paying us soon.
05:02We have an office in the back.
05:08Is that where they keep the donkeys?
05:13Yeah, it is.
05:17Don't it stink?
05:20Yeah, it does.
05:22Luke, it's a bit random, but...
05:25You need 50 squid.
05:26You can deliver this tomorrow at 10.
05:29Flat 42 going to the house.
05:30I'm too busy to do it myself.
05:34What's in it?
05:35Kinky shit.
05:36I sell whips, plugs, clamps, flashlights.
05:43Kinky.
05:44Well, you are when you stick your cock in one.
05:46Well, it pay over to a bit dodgy.
05:49Aye.
05:49Where is it?
05:50Take yourself.
05:53I'm saved under fit, boy, from assessment centre.
05:56Text me when you change your mind.
05:58I won't.
06:00You fucking will.
06:02I won't.
06:04Will.
06:05I won't.
06:06I won't.
06:09I won't.
06:13I won't.
06:16I won't.
06:17I won't.
06:18I won't.
06:19I won't.
06:20I won't.
06:21I won't.
06:26I won't.
06:27Mr Andrew Haddon, my name is Hope, and I work for a Bracklington-based disability charity called
06:32We See You.
06:33Here's now a convenient time to speak.
06:38When might be a convenient time to speak, Mr Andrew Haddon?
06:45Half past fuck off.
06:49That's disappointing.
06:50Just hang up.
06:53Hello, Emily Dawkins.
06:55No, I was speaking to Emily Dawkins, not you, Andrew Haddon.
06:58May I ask you one final question?
07:01Would you prefer disabled people simply shat in their wheelchairs?
07:05No, genuinely, I'm interested.
07:18The phone's broken, so I'm off to lunch.
07:21Meal deal.
07:22Harry Potter?
07:23No!
07:26Hurry up.
07:27Oh, I signed for a parcel for Joe.
07:30Oh, thanks.
07:32Make any phone calls?
07:35Phone calls?
07:37Who to?
07:40Don't worry.
07:41Enjoy your meal day up.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Oh, yes.
07:55Hmm, Joe.
07:59I got a notification about a parcel.
08:02Hi Joe.
08:03No.
08:04A parcel.
08:06No, nothing's here.
08:09If it comes, I could come to yours.
08:14Drop it off.
08:16Cheeky glass of wine.
08:20It's only lingerie.
08:21No rush.
08:22Hot and cool and groovy.
08:28Yeah, yeah.
08:29Listen, erm...
08:32Emily, do you know why I started this charity?
08:36She want every workplace to be welcoming and accessible to all disabled people.
08:50Yeah.
08:51But specifically, Soho Farmhouse.
08:53Did you know they only have two disabled parking spaces and, like, one accessible toilet?
08:58No, we, er, we rang up and, actually, they have a life.
09:08Did it?
09:08It's abhorrent, Emily.
09:10Let's talk donations.
09:12Yeah, you first and then I'll offer me two pence.
09:19Have we had any donations?
09:20Two pence.
09:22And technically that was a bank interest.
09:28Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about wages.
09:35Well, listen, lovely, I can't afford to endlessly pour money into this little thing.
09:40Bring in those juicy donations, yeah?
09:43Book assessments.
09:44And then, perhaps we can go to Soho Farmhouse together.
09:49Check out the toilets.
09:52But if nothing improves by the end of the year,
09:55we'll have to shut down.
09:57Please, don't make me be that person.
10:11What am I looking for?
10:12You know what I'm looking for?
10:13What am I?
10:16What am I?
10:18What am I?
10:24What am I?
10:29What am I looking for?
10:47What am I looking for?
10:53I'm looking for anything for y'all.
10:55What am I looking for?
10:57come on
10:59there's a white envelope
11:02got it
11:03thank you
11:05alright alright
11:06say bye
11:08fuck me
11:13shit
11:19fucking hell
11:44I always wondered
11:46you know this
11:48you work with donkeys
11:49what kind of animal
11:52is an oot
11:59don't worry
12:01they're acting
12:03now
12:04bye
12:08my dad
12:10never happen to serious
12:12looking ones just chuck it
12:13they're in my stockings
12:16why do they have to
12:19remember
12:20that I'm single
12:22and urgent
12:23you're past your prime
12:25I'm writing to inform me
12:28that your appeal
12:30was
12:33untouchable
12:34I told you mate
12:35you should have dribbled
12:37even I dribbled it
12:38I'm only to be
12:41seated
12:42made it
12:43fuck off and die
12:47love from the
12:50DWP
12:53did they actually
12:54write that
12:54so I lose a few
12:57quid they gave me
12:59for what
13:00cos I can walk to work
13:03and
13:04touch the end
13:06of my nose
13:07with
13:08my index
13:10finger
13:15that's not
13:16lingerie
13:18what do they want me to do
13:23just stay
13:25stuck here
13:27in this house
13:29shitting
13:31in the night
13:33or napping
13:34like a big
13:36fucking
13:37what the fuck are you doing
13:47shit
13:49it was
13:51drugs
13:52of course
13:53it was drugs
13:54man
13:54you seriously thought
13:56I'm running an underground
13:57sex toy business
13:59no
14:00my dad
14:02don't be
14:03anything
14:04go
14:05go
14:06I'll start it
14:08I'm a drug user
14:12not a drug dealer
14:17paracetamol
14:18and revolving
14:20sometimes
14:22both
14:24listen
14:25right
14:26seeing you again
14:28right
14:28it's got me thinking
14:29the ideal drug mule
14:32is a good old girl
14:34with an obvious disability
14:35so
14:40viola
14:41voila
14:42voila
14:43voila
14:45you can pass off any powder
14:48as your meds
14:49or say
14:50a nice man fucking gave him me
14:52right
14:52and then start fucking screaming
14:54play off your cerebral watsit
14:56right
14:57we can make
14:58shit loads of fucking money
15:01here
15:02smell it
15:04smell it
15:08yeah
15:09you've got to smell
15:12you alright
15:14onions
15:15am I alone
15:27what's this then
15:29I dropped a bag of flour
15:32flour
15:34yeah
15:35I was
15:36making
15:37flat
15:38big cakes
15:39flat jacks
15:40don't use
15:40a lovely
15:43big
15:44flat jacky
15:46cake
15:47alright
15:49when's it ready
15:51we ate it
15:53yeah
15:54before you clean up
15:56we were
15:58well hungry
15:59yeah
15:59yeah
16:02alright
16:03bye bye Mr Hawkins
16:05yeah
16:06see you later
16:07bye
16:09helpful
16:09helpful boy
16:11no problem
16:12no problem
16:14just go
16:15okay
16:15listen
16:16all a coin for a bit
16:18yeah
16:18yeah
16:20think about it
16:22alright
16:23okay
16:24bye bye
16:26bye bye
16:28I bet you'll keep that one there
16:30I won't
16:31you will
16:31well
16:32good day dad
16:35the best
16:36the best
16:37I've got my front page for October
16:38a guy on the estate
16:40is stealing lead
16:42it's a lead
16:44about lead
16:48that joke
16:49will work
16:50written down
16:52fuck
17:04oh hi
17:06hello
17:08remember me
17:10it's
17:11pastel lady
17:13no pressure
17:15but can we swap back
17:19and pass us
17:22it'd be great
17:24for my conscience
17:26yeah
17:26if I could
17:28you want your packet back
17:31yeah
17:31yeah
17:32yeah
17:33yeah
17:34you want me to sell it to you
17:35yeah
17:35yeah would that be good
17:36yeah
17:37are you fucking filming me or something
17:38are you fucking filming me with your little camera
17:40with your little fucking camera
17:44when's the last train of gangsta
17:46when's the last train of gangsta
17:48I'm not a fucking time train of gangsta
17:49I'll fucking bounce you up and down move
17:51give me that money
17:51give me this
17:52give me this
17:52oh
17:53oh
17:54crips out crips
17:55oh
17:56hold me bit
17:57oh fuck
17:58oh
17:59yeah
18:00there's your fucking time table
18:02hey
18:02you lot
18:03you stay right there
18:05well it's not as if we're Usain Bolton fucking Paula Radcliffe is it
18:09don't touch that dog
18:10is that what you teach dogs to do now is it
18:12more disabled people
18:13what are you
18:14underside police or the fucking SS
18:16just stay there sir
18:18I need to talk to
18:19well a couple of poor people's getting mugged
18:20in broad daylight
18:21and now you're
18:23setting vicious dogs on us
18:24I want to speak to the young lady now sir
18:27so shut up
18:29are you alright
18:32can you tell me what's wrong
18:37I can't help it
18:42am I in trouble
18:45of course not
18:48um
18:49oh
18:50gotta go
18:53um
18:53did you want to file a report
18:55do you want to file a report
18:55no
18:56thank you
18:58mrs
18:59the police man
19:10do you really piss yourself
19:15do you want to file a report
19:17yes da da da
19:17mister goodhe no
19:20no
19:21thank you for beating the living shirt out of that man
19:28How can I ever be patient?
19:37Glowy?
19:39Yeah, I probably won't give you a glowy.
19:46Worth a try.
19:49How about a pint?
19:53That's why I have to have iodine injected into my urethra.
19:55I wouldn't recommend Belgium.
19:59What's your backstory?
20:02Oh, I used to tell people at school that I wasn't like this,
20:11cos my dad was Stephen Hawking.
20:17Fancy a cocktail?
20:19Did I do women here?
20:22Nah, I'm fucking joking.
20:24We're having a lager.
20:25Two more please, Dave.
20:30Well, look who it is, Emily Dawkins.
20:33About your money, did you bring a habit?
20:40Shush, he's on paleo. He's trying.
20:44Ewan, I lost the money you left me, but I got some of the drugs back.
21:00No worries.
21:02You're not angry?
21:05Nah, I'm happy.
21:06Happy Ewan, that's what Nan calls me.
21:08So he's not here to break my legs.
21:13That would be the point.
21:15Nah, this is minibus and I see you.
21:16Alright.
21:17I'm gonna see you.
21:18He has a minibus.
21:19Nice one.
21:20When's the last day in the gangsta?
21:23Oh, here.
21:24We're old friends.
21:27Right.
21:28Okay.
21:29Well, if you need me, I'll be...
21:35...shooting poo.
21:38Oh, fuck's right.
21:43You.
21:44You.
21:45You brought me there.
21:46I did.
21:47One word and they would tear your face right off.
21:57So, we do have a good laugh, don't we?
21:59Yeah.
22:00Yeah.
22:00We have a good laugh, don't we?
22:01Yeah.
22:02Yeah, right.
22:03So, did you think about what I said, yeah?
22:04Yes.
22:05He said no.
22:07Oh, come on then, right.
22:08You're perfect.
22:10You're a lonely, boring, single woman
22:13rapidly hurtling towards middle age.
22:15Am I right, monsieur?
22:17100%.
22:17You're invisible.
22:19You're nothing.
22:21You have a lovely way with words.
22:26You're gonna come work with me, aren't you?
22:29Let me think about this properly.
22:34The charity don't pay me.
22:37She pray prospects, tick.
22:39And I'm stuck living with my dad.
22:44No life, tick.
22:46Oh, sad dad, tick.
22:48Well, you look quite well, by the way, old Steve Hawkins.
22:50You're talking normal again.
22:53What would happen if I get caught?
22:57If you was caught, they're just like, we'll look at you, and they'd be like...
23:05Okay, fine.
23:08But don't show until I clean my dad.
23:12It's your milk, I can't see the deal.
23:16Are you dealing cocaine on a Wednesday lunchtime, Emily Dawkins?
23:19No.
23:20Why would you think that?
23:24Not again!
23:28Not again!
23:45You did not get caught on a Tuesday night.
23:45So, you did not get caught on a Tuesday night.
23:45You are the one whoないed on Tuesday night.
23:46So, I think that's right.
23:46You're going to have to be like...
23:46No, I'm not going to have to be...
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