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00:00:20The End
00:00:42a little treat for you tonight my first guest is a young man and when i say young man i
00:00:46mean
00:00:46a young man he's landed the lead role in an nbc pilot and he won that audition with a song
00:00:51and
00:00:51dance routine and we thought he did it so well that you might like to meet him tonight would
00:00:54you welcome reef hawk
00:00:56you might reach us to broadway remember me to hero square
00:01:13get along the gang in 42nd street then i will soon be there
00:01:21whisper a poem yearning to mingle with the old time throng
00:01:30give my regards to old broadway and tell them i'll be there alone
00:01:39do
00:02:11My response to, oh God, wait until I'm all be there, yeah, I'll be there, yeah, I'll be there alone.
00:02:49I'll be there, yeah, I'll be there, yeah.
00:02:52You've had five years off to reflect.
00:02:55Is that what you're going to say, reflect?
00:02:58I mean, how are you going to frame the five years thing?
00:03:00Also, I should literally be a famous-ass interviewer.
00:03:04Even when I'm fake interviewing, I'm, like, incredible at it.
00:03:07Incredible.
00:03:08So what are you going to say about the five years thing?
00:03:11Well, I was thinking I was going to say I've been working since I was six and needed a break
00:03:18and that I needed to find out who I was away from all this.
00:03:23I love that.
00:03:24That works, totally.
00:03:25I won't say that I was hiding a heroin addiction from the public
00:03:31and that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer helped me cover it up for years.
00:03:37So no one ever found out.
00:03:39That is a really smart amish.
00:03:40Strong amish.
00:03:41No ad-mish.
00:03:42You're going to be amazing, babe.
00:03:44You got this.
00:03:44Yeah.
00:03:44I'm very lucky to have you, too.
00:03:46Mm-hmm.
00:03:47And thank you both for being here and thank you for helping me.
00:03:50Yeah, babe.
00:03:52Now get out there and tap dance for Mommy.
00:03:55Yeah, that was jazz dance.
00:03:56That's it.
00:03:58Two minutes.
00:03:58All right, look, before we get started, I just got to say,
00:04:00this is a career highlight for me.
00:04:03You, Tom Cruise, Denzel, you're my favorite actors of all time.
00:04:08Thanks.
00:04:08So, look, first we're going to start off with the box office records and, uh, what?
00:04:13Do you mind?
00:04:14I don't know if anyone talked to you, but, um...
00:04:17Oh, my God.
00:04:19Oh, my God.
00:04:19Ah, no.
00:04:20He's asking about the Oscars.
00:04:21I know.
00:04:22I can tell.
00:04:23When you introduce me, would you mind not forgetting to say two-time Oscar winner before
00:04:29you say Reeve Hawk?
00:04:31Look, of course.
00:04:31I was planning on doing that anyway.
00:04:33I thought it was something serious.
00:04:34Of course, man.
00:04:34Yeah, I mean, I would never even say it.
00:04:37It's just that sometimes people forget.
00:04:41Who forgets?
00:04:42You are the most beloved movie star in the world.
00:04:47Yeah.
00:04:47I'm just honored to have you on the show.
00:04:48This is going to be a cakewalk for you.
00:04:49Oh, thanks, man.
00:04:51Hi.
00:04:52How are you?
00:04:53We're Reeve's best friends from high school, but, like, we have our own lives, too.
00:04:58We're just here supporting you.
00:05:00Listen, you are so fucking charming.
00:05:03Yeah.
00:05:04Enough of that.
00:05:05I don't want to fan out too much.
00:05:06You ready?
00:05:07Yeah, let's go for it.
00:05:08All right, let's go for it.
00:05:08All right.
00:05:09Let's try one.
00:05:09We'll get one going.
00:05:10All right, here we go.
00:05:11Three, two, one.
00:05:13Tonight, I'm interviewing somebody I never thought I would interview.
00:05:17I'm talking about a legend, an icon.
00:05:20What is there even to say?
00:05:21Reeve Hawk is in the house.
00:05:24Welcome.
00:05:25Oh, wait.
00:05:26Sorry, I messed up.
00:05:27I left out the Oscar part.
00:05:28I'm sorry.
00:05:29Guys, you got to do it again.
00:05:30Sorry about that.
00:05:31No, we're leaving this in.
00:05:32No, no, no, no.
00:05:33No, we are not starting over.
00:05:35People at home need to see this.
00:05:37Let me tell you right now, if I'm ever the kind of out-of-touch jerk who needs to restart
00:05:42an intro because you didn't mention an award,
00:05:47brother, we got way bigger problems.
00:05:51My man.
00:05:51My man.
00:05:52That's why the world loves you, man.
00:05:54The real Reeve Hawk.
00:05:55That's amazing.
00:05:56Reeve Hawk.
00:05:57Are you ready?
00:05:58We're already starting.
00:06:00Yes, we are.
00:06:03We got to go.
00:06:04Babe, babe.
00:06:05I know you love mopping with the crew, but we're going to hit crazy traffic if we don't get out
00:06:09of here.
00:06:09What's mopping?
00:06:10M.O.P.
00:06:12Man of the Peopling.
00:06:14It's actually pretty fucking funny.
00:06:16Thanks.
00:06:16Yeah, we should get going.
00:06:18Can I talk to you guys for a second?
00:06:20Hey, guys.
00:06:21Thanks so much.
00:06:22Bye.
00:06:23Did anyone else see the silver fox eye fucking me?
00:06:26I am so serious.
00:06:28It was so blatant.
00:06:28And out in the open, I almost want to like write an opera.
00:06:30But I like that.
00:06:32Reeve.
00:06:32Reeve, Reeve, Reeve.
00:06:34What are you doing?
00:06:35Well, we don't know those guys.
00:06:38They could literally go online and say that I was like being fake or mopping or whatever insult you just
00:06:43said.
00:06:43And then people will think that I'm like that.
00:06:47Okay.
00:06:47Reeve.
00:06:49So?
00:06:50That would be like a fucking disaster.
00:06:53Reeve, chill out.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:54Dude.
00:06:55Dude.
00:06:55Take a deep breath.
00:06:57Okay?
00:06:59It's just...
00:07:00It's just that...
00:07:06It's just that you're always being watched these days and observed.
00:07:10Yeah.
00:07:10Everywhere.
00:07:12Yeah.
00:07:12Yeah, yeah.
00:07:13It's really weird.
00:07:14It's really weird.
00:07:15Okay, bubby.
00:07:15Okay.
00:07:18It's okay.
00:07:19Yeah.
00:07:20Lookit, this was like a really stressful situation for you.
00:07:23So just take a deep breath.
00:07:25We're all good.
00:07:26I'm sorry, okay?
00:07:27I was just being dumb and trying to be funny and...
00:07:29No, I'm sorry.
00:07:31No, please.
00:07:31A lot of anxiety today.
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34My bad.
00:07:35You don't have to...
00:07:36No, come on.
00:07:37Come on.
00:07:37Oh, you love us.
00:07:39I love you guys.
00:07:41I love you.
00:07:42By the way, you are amazing.
00:07:44Oh, my gosh.
00:07:44He is a fan.
00:07:46Yeah?
00:07:47Oh.
00:07:54Shit.
00:08:00Hello?
00:08:01Bubby and Tyra, we got a big fucking problem.
00:08:03It's fucked up.
00:08:04It's really fucked up.
00:08:04It's a total fucking nightmare.
00:08:06I'll be over at 10.30 a.m. tomorrow.
00:08:08I'll have my assistant text your assistant in my breakfast order.
00:08:10or beg her not to fuck it up for me.
00:08:17Do I have shit on my face?
00:08:19Yes.
00:08:20I do?
00:08:20Yes.
00:08:21Oh, my God.
00:08:22It's fucking embarrassing.
00:08:23Ira, tell me what the fuck is going on.
00:08:26Here's your video.
00:08:27Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
00:08:29What's on it?
00:08:29I have no idea.
00:08:30I thought you buried everything that needed to be buried
00:08:32without it getting out to the public.
00:08:35When I got sober five years ago, I changed my life.
00:08:38And thank God you did.
00:08:39Since you've been out of the game, everything's changed.
00:08:42For the record, you are the goat.
00:08:43The true goat, Bubby.
00:08:45You are the best to ever do it.
00:08:46I swear to God, I hate to say it,
00:08:48but it's nice to be back on the fucking court with you.
00:08:51We used to be out here in these streets
00:08:52smashing fucking concrete, getting our hands dirty.
00:08:55Hollywood was our goddamn glory hole.
00:08:57These kids today, they don't know how we used to do it.
00:08:59You, me, Rourke, little Chuckie Sheen,
00:09:02Stephen Hawking, you know, the original Pussy Posse.
00:09:03You boys kept me busy, didn't you?
00:09:06Can't you just make this go away like you always used to?
00:09:09I can't, Bubby.
00:09:10The internet changed everything.
00:09:11I know I panicked, and we used to get this shit wrapped up
00:09:13with a briefcase of cash in a day or two.
00:09:15It ain't like that anymore.
00:09:18You can text me or call me 24 hours a day,
00:09:21just like the old days,
00:09:22except for Tuesdays from 3 p.m. till about 10 p.m.
00:09:25What's on Tuesdays?
00:09:27Personal shit, don't worry about it.
00:09:30Oh.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31Huh.
00:09:33Are you okay?
00:09:35Do I have to be in here?
00:09:37Can I just wait till you're done?
00:09:39Bubby, I'm on a massive time crunch.
00:09:41By the way, I love this gay wallpaper.
00:09:44Thanks, Sandra brought all the art in the house.
00:09:46Very colorful, very gay and classy.
00:09:49Look, Bubby, there are some steps we can take in the meantime
00:09:52while we're waiting this out,
00:09:53but I need you to be completely honest with me.
00:09:55There are no more secrets between us.
00:09:57Look into my eyes.
00:09:58Do not break eye contact with me, Bubby.
00:10:01Have you ever killed someone?
00:10:02No, Ira, I've never killed someone.
00:10:04I can't wipe my ass with this.
00:10:06It's just performative.
00:10:07I'm a good person, environmental toilet paper.
00:10:09What's your assistant's name?
00:10:11Sammy.
00:10:11Sammy?
00:10:12Yeah?
00:10:13Come in here.
00:10:14Can you go into the master and bring the toilet paper here?
00:10:17The good toilet paper.
00:10:18The good toilet paper.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20And, Bubby, just real quick, it's primary, not master.
00:10:22What thread count is it?
00:10:23Sorry.
00:10:24I don't know, Ira.
00:10:25It's Scott from the store.
00:10:27Toss it.
00:10:28Let me see.
00:10:29Jesus Christ.
00:10:30Smells like, um, like earring backs in here.
00:10:34Yes, that means you're healthy.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37Ugh!
00:10:39What the fuck?
00:10:40Cover your mouth.
00:10:40It's disgusting.
00:10:41You get germs.
00:10:42I'm sorry.
00:10:42Besides the health stuff, it's so rude.
00:10:45I'm sorry.
00:10:45Aside from me getting sick, it's rude.
00:10:48Because those particles fly into my nose and mat.
00:10:51Do you can't...
00:10:51Actually, this is fucked up to say I kind of like this.
00:10:54Turn around, Bubby.
00:10:55Eye contact.
00:10:55Come closer.
00:10:57Have you ever killed someone?
00:10:59No, Ira.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01Bubby, I'm not a judgy person.
00:11:03I'm more of a you do you.
00:11:05I'm a go ahead and do me girl.
00:11:07Ira!
00:11:09I have never killed someone.
00:11:13For real.
00:11:17You're making me uncomfortable with your anger.
00:11:21And I think that's something we should look at.
00:11:25You can have at the scraps.
00:11:28I'm sorry, what?
00:11:29You can have at the scraps.
00:11:31That's really nice of you, Ira.
00:11:33You know, she's actually great.
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:35I like her.
00:11:36Next.
00:11:36Have you ever watched anyone be killed?
00:11:38No, Ira.
00:11:38Have you ever paid someone to kill someone?
00:11:39No.
00:11:40Have you ever fucked a dead person?
00:11:41No.
00:11:41Has a dead person ever fucked you?
00:11:42No.
00:11:44How does that even work?
00:11:45Let's just say it starts with Mel Gibson and a whole lot of paupers and ends two decks
00:11:48over with a 10 a.m.
00:11:49Nate and Mel's breakfast.
00:11:50You do the math, gorgeous.
00:11:51Just to be clear, you're saying how a corpse fucks a human being is that Mel Gibson takes paupers.
00:11:58You're saying that.
00:11:59You're saying that.
00:12:00I would never betray a client like that.
00:12:02And I'm offended you would even suggest it.
00:12:03I would lose my license to practice law in the state of California if I did.
00:12:07But just between us, it's pretty fucked up, actually.
00:12:10They partied with the guy like he was alive all weekend.
00:12:12They actually made a cute little picture about it.
00:12:14Weekend at Bernie's?
00:12:15Yes, weekend at Bernie's, Bubby.
00:12:18You're hysterical.
00:12:20You've gotten funnier.
00:12:22I need to know everyone who hates you.
00:12:25Uh, who hates me?
00:12:27Fuck.
00:12:30My first manager from when I was a kid, probably.
00:12:34Good.
00:12:34Right.
00:12:35The guy who represents kid actors and works out of the bowling alley.
00:12:37Who else?
00:12:39My old on-and-off ex-girlfriend, Savannah.
00:12:43Okay.
00:12:44And?
00:12:45Who else?
00:12:47That's it.
00:12:51Who hates him?
00:12:53Uh, what?
00:12:55Who hates him?
00:12:56Well, off the top of my head, your old manager, your old trainer, your new trainer, your old
00:13:02pool guy, your old, old pool guys, your mom.
00:13:05Oh, me too.
00:13:06Uh, those three shelter dogs that you got when you were lonely and then returned when
00:13:10you realized, like, they don't wipe their own asses and I sure as fuck wasn't gonna do
00:13:13it.
00:13:13Um, your old boxing coach, your old tennis instructor, your ex.
00:13:17And I have, like, a separate list for, like, directors, actors, costume designers, hair
00:13:19and makeup people, craft service, whatever, da-da-da-da-da, like, executives that you've
00:13:22worked with if you want me to start on that.
00:13:24Jesus Christ.
00:13:25Sorry.
00:13:27Can I just say something?
00:13:28My old trainer doesn't hate me because he passed away.
00:13:34Okay.
00:13:36Hey, I believe you, pal.
00:13:39I really do.
00:13:40That's, that's awesome.
00:13:42You need to go see these people and apologize to them.
00:13:45Make it right with them.
00:13:47And without them realizing it, feel out if they're the ones behind the video.
00:13:50I don't know if I can do that, Ira.
00:13:52That's way too intense.
00:13:54Bubby, you don't have to mean it.
00:13:55You just have to go through the motions of apologizing to save your ass.
00:13:59All right, Bubby, I gotta get going.
00:14:01Tom Hanks body slammed his housekeeper.
00:14:02It's not as bad as it sounds.
00:14:04They were just roughhousing, but she's in her 70s.
00:14:06Shouldn't be horsing around like that.
00:14:08So I should get over to Cedars and make sure shit's kosher.
00:14:10By the way, incredible crushed ice at Cedars.
00:14:12I'll let you know if I hear anything.
00:14:13I'll let you know if I can hear anything.
00:14:17I can hear anything.
00:14:20I'll let you know if I know if I can hear anything.
00:14:44my assistant said all of these people don't like me was i an asshole
00:14:54do you want to take longer to answer that just the people you interacted with yeah not like fans
00:15:00i think there maybe was a time where your success did go to your head and maybe you
00:15:06weren't like super considerate about how you spoke to people and now you're very aware but up until
00:15:12like a few years ago you could kind of get away with being a secret dick we've known each other
00:15:16for 40 years we've been there and supported one another we have always known the person that was
00:15:21in there yeah and go easy on yourself you were literally on drugs it's way easier to support
00:15:27you now that you're sober at least we don't have to come grab you out of that creepy doll store
00:15:32you
00:15:32used to buy heroin at downtown you know how many empty naked baby dolls i had to explain to the
00:15:38housekeeper i had to look up in spanish don't worry maria it's no for sexual it's for drug
00:15:44by the way zero parking at the heroin doll store downtown
00:15:50yeah
00:15:54it got bad
00:15:56it got really scary i don't ever want to see that look in your eye again
00:16:04you never will
00:16:06so let's do what ira says make the apologies and find out who's extorting you he always gets you out
00:16:12of this stuff it's gonna be so fun i'm already putting together a playlist for the apology slash
00:16:16who's extorting reef tour hey siri uh whip me up a playlist for a middle-aged man in extreme state
00:16:23of
00:16:23crisis but keep it fun and slutty and skinny
00:16:48I will say, I kind of hate extortion, but the upside is that we all get to drive around
00:16:54together like the dumb sluts we used to be in high school, and I am obsessed with that
00:16:59part of extortion. Beyond. What I really enjoy about it is that we get to be here with you
00:17:03three, and guess what else I brought with me? OMG. Are we going to smoke? We're not going
00:17:10to smoke. We're 120, okay? We're going to fake smoke. I cannot believe kids vape these
00:17:17days. They are so gay. They're so lame. If I saw a kid vaping, I'd literally run over
00:17:22to him, push him over and be like, nice look, virgin. They're literally an oral fedora.
00:17:31Fuck. I haven't seen this guy in like 30 years, and now I'm going to be late to apologize, and
00:17:36I'm going to look like even more of an asshole. I've always said it's not an amends unless you
00:17:41power top it. Just get in there and just dom it out, babe. I love outlandish humor with
00:17:47my friend. You know, kid, I found this guy Reef over at Oakwoods, same as you, and I signed
00:17:55him at this booth, same as you. Right here at this booth. Reef, can't wait to work with
00:18:03you. I know our schedules will wind up one of these days. Can you imagine them letting
00:18:08us two silverbacks found our chest in the same cage? I'd sit down and order a salad.
00:18:13I've got a 430 callback for that Valtrex commercial. Valtrex? Yeah, I'm reading for the grandson
00:18:17of the woman who has genital herpes. It's actually quite a complex character. I love that. Is
00:18:21Ellen casting it? Yep. Ellen's such a sweet girl. I know she is. And we love her. Oh, fuck
00:18:27me. I'm late. Beautiful day, guys. Okay. Hey, knock them dead, will you? Always will and
00:18:32will do. Wow. Quit cigs. 16 days now. Sorry. That's awesome, Red. Yes. Red Rodriguez, manager
00:18:49to the stars. Always bet on Red, baby. Yeah. Still out here hustling. Red, I came here to
00:19:06apologize to you. Can I ask you something, Reef? Of course. What are you sorry for? I'm
00:19:18really sorry. I fired you. You know, I remember when I met you by the pool and you had no
00:19:31front
00:19:32teeth, you know. It was so fucking adorable. You were really there for me at that time. I
00:19:40was. I was. I was. But you had this fucking light in you. You'd light up my days. And I'm
00:19:48not just talking about the work. The work was always bringing. But you, they started getting
00:19:54jobs. And there he is. There he is. And I was fucking proud. I got to tell you, not just
00:20:04because I'm a manager. But you know, it was almost as if it was me. In a way, I was
00:20:11so proud.
00:20:13Then you start running around Hollywood and you're getting some big parts in movies. You're
00:20:17hitting the clubs. You're getting some pussy. I'm getting nervous. Not just because I don't
00:20:22want you to get in trouble for your career. But I'm worried about you getting trouble
00:20:26for you. And I hear things. I mean, weed and all that I know, okay. But I hear the hardest
00:20:34stuff. The hardest stuff. And I didn't know how to handle it. You know. I did the best I
00:20:42could at that time. I wanted to smack the shit out of you. But I still worked, Gene. Really,
00:20:50honestly, I didn't know what my role was. You know. In that whole thing. I just didn't
00:20:55know. Maybe I handled it right. Maybe I did the right thing. Maybe I didn't. I really
00:21:08don't know. I don't know what's right or wrong in this situation. Anyway. Look, I didn't expect
00:21:14you to stay. I didn't expect that. I know. I know I'm a joke to you guys now. The bowling
00:21:18alley. The roulette wheel. I know who the fuck I am. I know what the fuck I am. Which
00:21:25is, I'm the guy you leave if I do my job right. Okay? I know that. It's all right. I
00:21:37loved
00:21:37all you crazy little cocksuckers. I really did. But you were different. You see, you were
00:21:42different. You were like, you were like family to me. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, what gets
00:21:57me is that not one of you guys ever picked up the phone. Not one. Every time with you
00:22:04guys, the last time we spoke was the last time we spoke. I mean, all I ever wanted was
00:22:10to pick up the phone in here. Hey, Red. Could have called me. I don't have your number.
00:22:50Hi. I just want to see. I'm a big fan. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. Mate, you're
00:22:57a brave fucking hook. Fuck. Are you fucking serious? There was a period where I did not
00:23:01speak to myself for three years. Eleven years ago in Sydney. I chucked it in the
00:23:07dumper because she was on the blog. Aside from my feelings on the film, technically, it's
00:23:11astonishing. Honestly, I feel like you chucked it in my dumper.
00:23:14Oh, actually.
00:23:22Hey, pal. Excuse me. Yo. Hey. I don't want to interrupt you. I never do this. I'm a big
00:23:27fan. I'm not here to blow you up or bug you. I just want to tell you, I'm running this
00:23:32for
00:23:32a while. I wanted to introduce myself. Brief. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm Buddy. I'm everybody's
00:23:40Buddy. We're having some people over today. If we make noise, some rap music or something,
00:23:46just tell me. We've got tons of food. We're going to have some celebs. Cool. Awesome.
00:23:50Hi. The McLaren's taking up both spots and UD's pulling up from Nobu. I'll take care of
00:23:55it. Honey, get off your feet. You've got to lay down. How many cigarettes did Dr. Crane
00:23:58say I could smoke while pregnant again? Oh, he said zero. Oh, hey, I know you. You dated
00:24:04my grandma. That's Reef. Nice to meet you, Queef. Fucking shit, dude. Having my first kid.
00:24:15Well, congrats. I'm like a kid having a kid. But I'm under 60. That's what they call a
00:24:22Malibu teen dad. Huh. You got kids? Uh, no. Oh, yeah, I read that. Fuck, you're lucky,
00:24:32dude. Just get to party 24-7. I got to deal with this shit. Anyway, all love, homie. Have
00:24:40a good one. I always do. And I will do. Man's search for meaning. It's like the most lit
00:24:49Holocaust book. My therapist gave me this one after my parents' divorce. And like, in a
00:24:54way, the divorce was my family's personal Holocaust, you know? Like, the mistress was
00:24:59Hitler. My mom was like Jesse Jackson, that black guy that won that medal because he ran
00:25:05really fast. Jesse Owens. Jesse Owens. And I was like Anne Frank, you know, because I
00:25:11was like hiding from my shame. This book taught me like not to hide anymore. And I don't think
00:25:16you should either. So, I'm giving this to you. It would be good for you. Excuse me. Oh,
00:25:21yeah, I'm gonna give you some privacy. Ira, what's happening? Fuck, Bubby, I'm so glad I
00:25:26caught you. Holy shit. What? What is it? Did you see a pair of sunglasses after I left your
00:25:29house? I'm like fucked up looking for them. They're Chanel. Ira, you fucking kidding me? No, no, I
00:25:34never splurge like that. Ira, you scared the shit out of me. I thought something had leaked or
00:25:38something fucked. It happened with the video. Oh shit. Did something happen? I'm asking you. Are
00:25:42you fucking serious? I'm fucking with you. But for real though, shit is not going well. I got
00:25:48nothing on my side. You got to keep apologizing to people. All right. Oh, hey, Bubby. Sorry if I
00:25:53sound distracted. I'm getting an IV trip right now. I'm also doing couples therapy and playing chess.
00:25:57I'll call you back when I hear something. So, do you like, want me to pretend that I don't
00:26:06know what's going on to like make things easier for you or, or what? Let me think on
00:26:12it. I may just want to pretend things are not insane with one person in my life. Sure.
00:26:17Hey, what extortion? Thanks, Sammy. It's been so long, Mom. It has. I have a lot to, uh,
00:26:37apologize to you for, for starters. I was often very rude about you participating in this
00:26:47kind of entertainment. I'm sorry for that. Fuck. Sorry. Can we try that one more time, huh?
00:27:00And the label wasn't cheated towards camera. And that was such a great fucking emotional
00:27:04moment. I'm so fucking touched genuinely. I just have to be sure it's usable because my
00:27:08content partners need it. Sometimes you got to tickle their balls so Mommy can get her
00:27:12beak wet. My son may be a star, but I'm a whole damn planet. This is so triggering and fucked
00:27:24up for so many reasons I can't even begin to tell you. Didn't you come here to apologize
00:27:28to me? Yeah. And you'd only receive the apology if we did it on the show, which makes my skin
00:27:34crawl that you're even on in the first place. Okay, we'll get to that in one second, you
00:27:38pretentious little fuck. But for starters, you showed up, didn't you? You're a little
00:27:45truffle-sipping fame piggy, just like Mommy. I wanted to please you. I became famous to please
00:27:51you. I supported your career day in and day out for nine years of my life. I wanted a parent.
00:27:58Not a business collaborator. When you were a little kid, you begged me every day to be
00:28:03on TV. Begged me. I'm talking tantrums. Days-long tantrums. Fits. Making scenes. Screaming. Carrying
00:28:12on. I didn't know what to do. I was 25 and you were six. So I moved us across the
00:28:19country.
00:28:19Away from your father, my husband. Away from my parents, my support system. Into a shitty
00:28:27little month-to-month in the valley so I could take you to auditions every day. You were my
00:28:34focus. Your father left us. Not just you. He left me too. I sacrificed my marriage. Who
00:28:43were you sacrificing anything for when you were 25, Reef? But then something amazing happened.
00:28:51Your fucking dreams came true. And I went from being a little nobody in the middle of nowhere
00:28:58to suddenly my son singing and dancing on The Tonight Show. You became a big famous actor.
00:29:06You got everything you ever wanted. Mom, I was a kid. Kids don't know what they want. Kids
00:29:20want to be astronauts. Yeah, and some of them actually do become astronauts. The ones whose
00:29:26dreams are supported by their mothers. Mom, I felt used and exploited. You stopped seeing me when
00:29:35I got on this show. You stopped talking to me. Your fucking mother. You're right. I'm sorry. That's
00:30:01not okay. Can we take that from after you're right? But before, sorry, that's not okay. I want to get
00:30:13a
00:30:13different reaction on my side. Jesus fucking Christ. You see? What? You even take a moment like that and
00:30:22make it for the show. You make it for show. I was actually feeling in that moment. I didn't say
00:30:30anything
00:30:30about your take. I bought it. Your delivery was very strong. I just wanted one where I cry and one
00:30:37where I
00:30:38don't on my side so the editor will have options. What even is an apology, Reef? Is it for you?
00:30:45Is it for me? Is it an apology just a show also?
00:30:51This was such a fucked idea. You are such a scorched unit. Not everything is one thing, Reef. Yes, I
00:31:00want to be great on the show, but I
00:31:02mean everything that was in this conversation. Just because the cameras are rolling doesn't mean it's not real. Just because
00:31:09it's
00:31:09performative doesn't mean it's not the truth. Why can't it be both? Oh, you and I see things so fucking
00:31:17differently, Reef. I've accepted that. I hope you can too one day. I'm not trying to change you. So don't
00:31:28try and change me.
00:31:36Kyle, your abstinence dog is out here. Do you want me to let him in or do you a favor
00:31:42and put it down so someone will date you?
00:31:44No. Just put it under the window over there, guys. Thanks. I should not be lifting this couch right now.
00:31:50I have been so nauseous today.
00:31:52Oh. Babe, maybe you're pregnant. Is that unhoused gentleman outside of general nutrition that you've been romantically intertwined with not
00:32:00been using contraception?
00:32:03Babe. Yeah? I'm as at risk of getting pregnant as you are. Because you're old. Yeah. That's the meaning of
00:32:10that bit. Mm-hmm.
00:32:11Okay, just making sure you understood the math of it. Oh, you know, I got it. Thanks. And Reef, like,
00:32:16I know you can't handle any of the housewife
00:32:18stuff, but like, your mom is so fucking major and iconic. Like, what was she wearing? I need details. Babe,
00:32:24lay off the mom's stuff, okay?
00:32:26Even though we're all dying to know what she was wearing. No, it's okay. But it's not her. It's not
00:32:32her.
00:32:37Okay.
00:32:41Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze!
00:32:44Come on, Dad! Come on! Freeze!
00:32:45Freeze! Freeze! Freeze!
00:32:55Hello?
00:32:56Be in my office. One hour. I got the fucking dream team assembled for you, beloved. One hour. Be here.
00:33:06Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because I have assembled the greatest group ever to protect our boy, Reef
00:33:11Hawk,
00:33:12and bathe him in the waters of a combined genius.
00:33:16Nothing?
00:33:18Prince?
00:33:20Whatever.
00:33:21Reef, I would now like to introduce you to your new crisis team, or as I call them, the
00:33:27Reef Unit.
00:33:30Didn't land.
00:33:31Okay. Tough room.
00:33:33I will start with one of the greatest to ever do it.
00:33:35One of the world's best renowned lawyers, the most legendary advocate for women whose rights have been violated.
00:33:44Her legal reach is wide and long, and my man, you know, she doesn't mind not.
00:33:50I run.
00:33:51Ladies and gentlemen, Virginia Allen, I've been green.
00:33:58Reef, it's nice to meet you.
00:33:59Don't you represent women who are victims of terrible men?
00:34:04Not if I hire her first.
00:34:05I'm not. I didn't like...
00:34:07Oh, I know.
00:34:08Oh, we know. Bobby, we know.
00:34:10I wouldn't have accepted this if I thought this was a...
00:34:12Me too type of thing.
00:34:15What if it is?
00:34:17It's not.
00:34:17We know! I know!
00:34:19I know! She knows, she knows!
00:34:20We know! We know! We know! We know!
00:34:23I, of course, know.
00:34:24What if it is?
00:34:25You're gonna want Virginia here, Bobby.
00:34:27Speaking of, I would now like to introduce you to the third in our three tenors of naughtiness.
00:34:34Ladies and gentlemen, the sultan of social justice, the rabbi of race relations!
00:34:44He's bringing sexy back to the civil rights movement.
00:34:49I don't know.
00:34:50He's been preaching since the same street and, boys, is so tired!
00:34:55The reverend Leandrus Carter!
00:34:59Shut the fuck up, Ira.
00:35:00Oh, you're still sorry about last time we worked together?
00:35:02Yeah, because you completely ruined the entire thing and embarrassed the shit out of me and my client.
00:35:06Here we go again. Did you follow the Jesse Smollett thing?
00:35:08Uh, the two racist guys beat up the black actor and ended up being set up by him.
00:35:14Leon and I came up with that at lunch one day. It was a killer idea.
00:35:17We pitched it around town and Jesse was the most passionate about the project.
00:35:19Sometimes these things are reverse engineered where the idea comes before the talent.
00:35:23You know, like when a movie studio has a franchise but they don't have a star attached.
00:35:26Then tell them what happened to Ira.
00:35:27You're such a fucking hypocrite, Leon. You're one of my best friends.
00:35:29I love you more than life itself. But you're a hypocrite.
00:35:32You're always on me about hiring more black people.
00:35:34So, I hired two black guys to beat up Jesse.
00:35:37This is me growing with elegance and all of a sudden, I'm the asshole!
00:35:41You hired two black guys to play white supremacists to commit a hate crime against a black guy!
00:35:45You stupid motherfucker!
00:35:46It's impossible to keep up! Hire black guys! Don't hire black guys! Make up your mind!
00:35:50I shouldn't have to explain this one.
00:35:52You're acting like I didn't even post a black square a couple years ago!
00:35:55You saw that! I storied it!
00:35:57It wasn't on my permanent grade, but I storied the black square!
00:36:01I obviously know who you are and am a fan, Reverend.
00:36:05But why is he on our team?
00:36:08Oh, I pray to God you didn't say the word on that video.
00:36:12What? No! I would never...
00:36:14Oh, I know.
00:36:15We know!
00:36:16We know!
00:36:16We know! I know! He knows! We know!
00:36:19Of course we know!
00:36:20We know, brother.
00:36:21But if you did, I will smack the livid shit out of you.
00:36:26And then...
00:36:28We're gonna hold hands and walk through the fire together.
00:36:31My brother.
00:36:32I'm not a racist.
00:36:34Reef, while we totally believe you aren't racist,
00:36:38we do know for a fact you have done racist things,
00:36:42which is very common, except in your position,
00:36:44is incredibly dangerous.
00:36:46I'm Eunice Kim. I'm a lawyer and activist.
00:36:49I'm here because I famously started the hashtag
00:36:51Stop Imitating Asian People.
00:36:53I did, by the way.
00:36:55We noticed.
00:36:55Thank you for doing that.
00:36:56No, thank you.
00:36:57Reef, do you recall a scene from a...
00:37:00Jesus, I hate to call it a film.
00:37:02A thing you were in called Titty School Six.
00:37:06Let's get tit-tarded in here.
00:37:08An 80s low-budget teen comedy,
00:37:10Ira Buried When You Got Famous.
00:37:12We think someone may have found it.
00:37:14Do you recall a scene from this film
00:37:16in which your character, Israel Boner Schartstein,
00:37:19is tasked with breaking into the girls' sorority
00:37:21to steal their bras and panties?
00:37:23And in order to pull off this caper,
00:37:25you, as your character, dress up as a geisha
00:37:28to sneak into the sorority?
00:37:29We think someone may be framing this scene
00:37:31in a modern context to use it to cancel you
00:37:34for being racist against Asian people.
00:37:37It was a scene in a stupid movie.
00:37:39It wasn't me. It was a character in a movie.
00:37:41Doesn't matter.
00:37:42Hey, wait, where's Moshe from the anti-Semitism committee?
00:37:44We ran the numbers.
00:37:45It turns out that hating Jews
00:37:47doesn't negatively affect a person's career.
00:37:49In fact, it could even help.
00:37:53That sounds like a freak of acid trip.
00:37:55That's where you go through every hypothetical
00:37:57fucked-up thing you may have ever done
00:37:58in your entire life?
00:37:59Yeah.
00:38:00If we broke down my text in my dry cleaner on Tuesday,
00:38:02I'd never work again.
00:38:03I mean, it felt like fire against my skin
00:38:06the whole entire time.
00:38:07I hate that you're being put through this.
00:38:10I just hate it when you're sad.
00:38:11You know, I was thinking about when you got clean,
00:38:14how you never did AA or any other program like that
00:38:18because you were just, like, so worried
00:38:20that people were going to recognize you
00:38:21and out that you had a problem
00:38:23and how that would, you know, affect your image, of course.
00:38:27But a big part of all of that is doing the steps, right?
00:38:30Apologizing to the people you hurt.
00:38:32Maybe this whole thing is like the universe's way
00:38:35of making sure that you apologize to the people
00:38:38that were hurt by your addiction, you know?
00:38:43I'm sure there's a lot of people
00:38:44that would appreciate an apology from you.
00:38:49Right, Sander?
00:38:52Yeah.
00:38:55Sure.
00:39:02You're right.
00:39:07Fuck, this is hard.
00:39:13I need to apologize.
00:39:20To Savannah.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:29I'm going to try and get back before it's dinner,
00:39:31but thank you.
00:39:32Yeah.
00:39:33Thanks.
00:39:38What the actual fuck?
00:39:40Dude, I don't even know what I said.
00:39:41It was like...
00:39:43Hey, thanks.
00:39:43Why did I...
00:39:45Why did I...
00:39:48Now I'm a little stupid.
00:39:49Come here.
00:39:50Come here.
00:39:51Come here.
00:39:51Come here.
00:39:52Come here.
00:40:04Come here.
00:40:21Come here.
00:40:33Time to stop.
00:40:56Rave!
00:41:02savannah here we are dude you are so annoying i can hate you or or want to kill you or
00:41:10even
00:41:10forget about you but then you sit here in front of me and you are still the goofy kid
00:41:16lighting fireworks off at the vents behind the mall almost going deaf jesus i haven't thought
00:41:22about that in so long such a little twerp always showing off for everybody center of attention
00:41:30but i always liked you in moments like this
00:41:35when it was just us talking nobody to show off for
00:41:47i pulled it off photo finish don't worry they're not yours
00:41:52that's not funny
00:41:54oh gary do they have your sense of humor they're smarter than me let's hope they make better
00:42:03choices
00:42:12i'm really sorry i let you down
00:42:24uh how do i put this the right way i want to use the correct verbiage here and not mince
00:42:30words
00:42:36you're not a good person
00:42:45i wasted years of my life on you with you and about you because it's always about you
00:42:57let me guess xander and kyle haven't been this honest with you about your behavior in these
00:43:05conversations they never had a problem lying to you or for you yeah you don't stick around long
00:43:13with this kind of realness do you reef
00:43:20but i'm not around anymore thank god
00:43:28because after the last thing
00:43:34the last thing that happened
00:43:40it took finally allowing
00:43:41a good and devoted man to love me to realize that
00:43:47i'm not just a distraction to run to and
00:43:50toy with when you're
00:43:55when you're depressed or
00:43:59lonely or between movies or
00:44:04literally bored
00:44:06only to discard when something amazing would happen
00:44:11no you're not correct
00:44:25i used to think that telling you all this would make me happy
00:44:32it doesn't
00:44:36my family makes me happy
00:44:40my my children make me happy
00:44:42my children make me happy
00:45:00my children make me happy
00:45:03ira
00:45:04bubby i need you to come straight back to my office i got us a call with the guy
00:45:07he's ready to negotiate same seats
00:45:09shit i gotta run adam driver bought a pet champ and it ripped some lady's face off at the mall
00:45:13they're cute when you buy them but then it's like
00:45:15wait ira
00:45:30ira we have him on the line
00:45:32all right this is it at your stations okay put him through
00:45:35hey ira
00:45:36yo how's things
00:45:37all good over here just in the office solo doing a million things
00:45:41oh yeah
00:45:42by the sound of that speaker phone and the cavernous echo in the conference room i can tell it's just
00:45:46you in there
00:45:47fuck you what do you got
00:45:48i'm assuming virginia and leandres and the crew are all in there with you
00:45:51hello all
00:45:52nope wrong again
00:45:54okay ira
00:45:55hey by the way i want to say reef if you're there too which
00:46:00pretty positive that you are
00:46:01i should legally disclose that i'm your neighbor who's been renting a house next to you for the past few
00:46:06months
00:46:07what the fuck
00:46:11legally disclose since when you're a stickler for the law
00:46:14all right well you know not legally but like homie to homie
00:46:17i thought i should tell you that it felt fucked up not to
00:46:20all right so what do we got here
00:46:22okay as you know i can't reveal much
00:46:24but i have procured a video from a person who wishes to sell it to the highest bidding media outlet
00:46:29i would like to offer reef the opportunity to buy it first
00:46:33how fucking generous of you
00:46:36all i can tell you about the video is this
00:46:47he comes
00:46:54the price is 15 million the deadline is tuesday at 10 a.m.
00:47:02peace
00:47:04he comes
00:47:10he comes
00:47:13he comes
00:47:14oh god
00:47:14he comes
00:47:17he comes
00:47:18he comes
00:47:23this is the actual worst moment of my life
00:47:27this is the actual worst moment of my life
00:47:27he comes
00:47:31i accept that
00:47:33i do i accept it
00:47:38but who says coming is bad right
00:47:40he comes
00:47:42i'm a sex positive
00:47:43cum makes babies
00:47:46babies grow up to be doctors
00:47:48doctors heal us when we're ailing
00:47:49technically he's right
00:47:50you know who's made out of cum
00:47:52she is
00:47:53i'm not made out of cum
00:47:54absolutely are
00:47:55even reef hawk
00:47:57dramatic pause
00:47:58batten a idol
00:48:00handprints in the groundman chinese sidewalk
00:48:04one hundred percent completely cum based
00:48:06i believe in the profundity of this argument
00:48:11this young lady here
00:48:13cum
00:48:15that felt wrong even as i was saying it
00:48:17but i urge you
00:48:19to hear me when i say this
00:48:20none of us
00:48:21in this room
00:48:23would be here without cum
00:48:26am i wrong
00:48:29applause
00:48:31if you want
00:48:32if you want
00:48:34if you want
00:48:38no
00:48:39you don't understand ira
00:48:42you don't understand
00:48:43i've been so fucking careful
00:48:45hey you're okay
00:48:46i've never filmed myself
00:48:47i've never been filmed with anyone
00:48:49i've been so fucking careful
00:48:51why is this happening to me
00:49:01what did you just say
00:49:06why is this happening to me
00:49:08no before that
00:49:13i've been so fucking careful
00:49:14before that
00:49:17i've never filmed myself
00:49:19and i've never been filmed with anyone
00:49:28what
00:49:32what is it
00:49:34you were filmed without your consent
00:49:40it was non-consensual
00:49:43virginia do you want to explain this
00:49:44i'd love to
00:49:46reef have you ever heard
00:49:47of victim capitalism
00:49:51no
00:49:51when you were growing up you wanted to be an actor
00:49:53you wanted to be a gifted artist
00:49:55and that in turn would bring you riches and fame
00:49:58you were part of the recognition for talent generation
00:50:02but people got tired of having to work hard and actually be good at something
00:50:05i do all that work
00:50:06it's exhausting
00:50:07and the odds are so terribly low of succeeding
00:50:10so here come the kardashians
00:50:13the big bang happened
00:50:15the tension culture
00:50:17and it is huge
00:50:20now you don't have to do anything special to be famous
00:50:22you just have to be
00:50:23you just have to make enough noise to garner the attention
00:50:27any kind of noise
00:50:28any kind of attention
00:50:29and this brings us to the birth of social media
00:50:32now anyone with a phone can have it at the push of a button
00:50:36that sweet sweet nectar of attention
00:50:39and then
00:50:40it was ignited
00:50:42the spark
00:50:45victimhood
00:50:46the only way you can become rich and famous in this culture
00:50:51is to be a victim
00:50:53victim capitalism
00:50:54the best thing you can be in our modern society is a victim
00:50:56and you, Reef Huck, are a white, middle-aged, rich, famous, straight movie star
00:51:04who is
00:51:05indeed
00:51:06a victim
00:51:07you're a fucking unicorn
00:51:09this is going to be the biggest year of your whole career
00:51:11you're going to be a bigger star than ever
00:51:13you know what we have to do, right?
00:51:15we got one move
00:51:15live interview
00:51:17that's right
00:51:18a live interview cuts him off at the knees
00:51:20talking about the video
00:51:21before they have a chance to leak it
00:51:23makes you the victim
00:51:24and gives us all the leverage
00:51:28god, where are they?
00:51:31we're going to be fucking late
00:51:34everything okay?
00:51:35yeah, yeah
00:51:37I'm just running a little late
00:51:38and it's one day a week
00:51:39I've got to be out by a certain time
00:51:48hey, I know that was a lot
00:51:51stay with it tonight
00:51:54digest it
00:52:03I'm just running a little bit
00:52:05I'm just running a little bit
00:52:05I'm just running a little bit
00:52:05I'm just running a little bit
00:52:05I'm just running a little bit
00:52:05I'm just running a little bit
00:52:05I'm just running a little bit
00:52:06I'm just running a little bit
00:52:08I'm just running a little bit
00:52:09I'm just running a little bit
00:52:11I'm just running a little bit
00:52:12I'm just running a little bit
00:52:14I'm just running a little bit
00:52:17I'm just running a little bit
00:52:19I'm just running a little bit
00:52:23Bubba, you ever think about why you thought it was okay to get in the kind of trouble you got
00:52:31in for as long as you did?
00:52:35Everybody's a psycho when they're young.
00:52:37I hit myself at number one.
00:52:42But for everybody else in the world, all these people, they can't act like that forever.
00:52:51I had real life hit me like a fucking train.
00:52:57But when my phone rings and it's you, I pick up.
00:53:01I always pick up.
00:53:07There he is.
00:53:09Hey, hey.
00:53:10Sorry, IRA.
00:53:12We hit crazy traffic.
00:53:14No worries, LA, baby.
00:53:15So bad.
00:53:16Traffic, come on.
00:53:16You crazy?
00:53:17Buddy.
00:53:18There he is, my boy.
00:53:20Oh, my dad.
00:53:20What, are you too old to kiss your dad?
00:53:22Oh, come on.
00:53:23When you were a baby, I used to kiss your face.
00:53:25I still see you as this little, fat little, chunky little guy.
00:53:30Dad, I hate being late for the Dodgers.
00:53:32Yeah, no, I hate being late.
00:53:33I'm sorry, buddy.
00:53:34But we got to listen to Britney Spears' audio book.
00:53:36And let me just say, she lived a very wild life.
00:53:42She's the best.
00:53:42She's hanging at your mom and I's wedding.
00:53:44Mm-hmm.
00:53:44Hey, you know who this guy is?
00:53:46Reef Hawk?
00:53:47That's right.
00:53:47All right.
00:53:48OG client of your dads.
00:53:51I always wanted you guys to meet each other, but Reef is always very busy.
00:53:56So, Reef, do you have a girlfriend?
00:53:58This guy with the girlfriend.
00:53:59Always with the fucking girlfriend.
00:54:00Not right now.
00:54:01Well, same here.
00:54:03We're on the same boat.
00:54:04That's why I tell him he's got to keep his options open.
00:54:06Yeah, Dad said, got to keep my options open because I'm a handsome guy.
00:54:10Cool and handsome guy.
00:54:11Mm-hmm.
00:54:12Just like Reef.
00:54:13Hey, you guys should be wingmen for each other.
00:54:16Just try and leave some pussy for the rest of us.
00:54:17Oh, shut up, Dad.
00:54:19What do I always say?
00:54:20Keep your options open.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:22Never sign anything.
00:54:24Check the Saudi money.
00:54:25Check the Saudi money.
00:54:27Right.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:30I'll check in tomorrow.
00:54:32Enjoy the game.
00:54:34See you later, Reef.
00:54:36Nice to meet you, man.
00:54:36Don't do alcohol and say no to crack, Reef.
00:54:40Hey, I told you not to tell anybody about that.
00:54:42You're not supposed to repeat that shit.
00:54:43Get in the car, guys.
00:54:44Let's go.
00:54:45Let's go.
00:55:16Reef Hawk.
00:55:19Hey.
00:55:20I think I read a couple years ago your dad hung himself, right?
00:55:25It's so funny.
00:55:25I'm reading the new Jennifer Egan.
00:55:27And the main character is a rock star whose mom is on a reality show, and the dad hangs himself.
00:55:33I mean, it's a rock star.
00:55:34It's not a movie star, but it's crazy close, right?
00:55:43Anyway, check it out if you have a flight or something.
00:55:45You can breeze right through it.
00:55:57Can I just say what we're all thinking?
00:56:00A live tell-all interview, while pretending to be a victim, seems like the actual complete opposite of what you
00:56:08should do.
00:56:08What's the alternative?
00:56:10Give everything up I've worked for my entire life?
00:56:13I have what everyone dreams of.
00:56:15I can't just throw it away.
00:56:23Let's just, like, sell everything and move to Hawaii.
00:56:27Open the smoothie stand or something.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31There we go.
00:56:32I'll open a smoothie stand.
00:56:35What a brilliant idea.
00:56:37You just seem a little off lately, so...
00:56:40Look, I just want to make sure that you're...
00:56:42Make sure I'm what?
00:56:45Are you implying that there's something important I'm hiding from you?
00:56:49Reef, dude, she's just asking you...
00:56:51I know what she's asking.
00:56:53I don't know why it's such a big deal.
00:56:55It's a big fucking deal.
00:56:57Because questioning that is questioning the very core of everything I am the last five years.
00:57:03Everything I've fought and clawed and promised to not be.
00:57:08So you questioning that isn't just a chill little question.
00:57:12It's calling me a fraud.
00:57:15So what the fuck are you asking?
00:57:22Don't fucking curse at me ever.
00:57:26Don't ever talk to me like that ever.
00:57:31You are under immense pressure and anxiety.
00:57:35So I am asking you, as somebody who loves you,
00:57:38are you strong in your sobriety?
00:57:41Because you have that look in your eyes you promised I wasn't going to see again.
00:57:47How fucking dare you?
00:57:49How dare I?
00:57:50How dare I?
00:57:51I ask you because I am someone who loves you at times more than you are capable of loving yourself.
00:57:59I ask because I would rather you throw some little bitchy diva movie star tantrum and not be my friend
00:58:05for a month
00:58:06than to walk in on you overdosed again thinking that you were fucking dead.
00:58:13Which you don't even remember, but was like the worst moment of my life.
00:58:22Dude, you're a 56-year-old man who might be back on hard drugs.
00:58:27So when I ask you, it's not because it's fun for me.
00:58:34My sobriety is stronger than fucking steel.
00:58:43And as far as moving to Hawaii and opening a smoothie stand,
00:58:50that might be in the realm of possibility for you.
00:58:54But honestly, Kyle...
00:58:56Yeah?
00:58:57I don't have the patience or the fucking energy to fake being able to relate to your shitty little life
00:59:03today.
00:59:04I live in an existence you literally have no way of understanding.
00:59:12Oh, fuck.
00:59:13You're right.
00:59:15I have no idea.
00:59:17I hope that you do that giant interview,
00:59:21and I hope you get more famous and more rich and more attention.
00:59:27As it seems to historically serve you super well.
00:59:31And you know what?
00:59:32I love my life, my shitty little life.
00:59:35You know why?
00:59:36I get to be whoever I want to be.
00:59:40All the time.
00:59:41I wish you cared about what we thought of you, Reef,
00:59:45more than a bunch of people on the internet.
00:59:50And the next time you do a performative apology tour,
00:59:53throw your two best friends on the list, you sad fucking junkie.
01:00:13Why are you still here?
01:00:17I ordered food, and I already paid for it on the app.
01:00:27Why did you stay my friend, Sander?
01:00:30Why did you stay my friend, Sander?
01:00:38I hate emotions so fucking much.
01:00:43Um...
01:00:48When we were in high school,
01:00:50every other word out of everyone's mouth was faggot, including mine.
01:00:54And one time you slept over in 10th grade, and you asked me, point blank, if I was gay.
01:00:59And I denied it for hours, and we got into this big screaming fight, and...
01:01:06You said to me, you said you would not be my friend if I was gay.
01:01:13You would only not be my friend if I was not myself.
01:01:18Because that would be too hard to watch.
01:01:27When you act gross like this, I choose to remember that person.
01:01:36I will...
01:01:38When you eat...
01:01:38oh....
01:01:38Thank you, Lord.
01:03:42Hi.
01:03:44Great to see you, Tira.
01:03:46It's great to see you, too.
01:03:48Thank you for doing this, by the way.
01:03:50I mean, I've been thinking about you a lot lately and how much our lives have paralleled and the things
01:04:01we've been through.
01:04:02It's a very, very unique experience.
01:04:07Like when we were kids.
01:04:11It's like, why did we do this and who did we do it for?
01:04:18One minute to live air.
01:04:20You know, it's funny.
01:04:25I didn't like you.
01:04:27Is that funny?
01:04:29You were always so smug, you know, but then when Virginia called me and told me what really is going
01:04:37on and what you are surviving as a victim.
01:04:42I mean, and the fact that you were willing to talk about it and share everything and share it with
01:04:49the world.
01:04:50I mean, you're a hero.
01:04:52And I want to interview that hero.
01:05:05It's going to be great.
01:05:15It's going to be great.
01:05:2130 seconds to live air.
01:05:22Wait, no, no, no.
01:05:22You can't, you can't, you can't.
01:05:23No, no, no.
01:05:24We can talk about other things.
01:05:26I mean, we need to talk about the thing.
01:05:28I just don't want to do this.
01:05:30But you're here.
01:05:31Why would you do that?
01:05:32I'm really sorry.
01:05:33Did I say something?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35But you cannot do this.
01:05:36We're about to go to live TV in how many seconds?
01:05:40Ten seconds to live air.
01:05:41What the fuck are you doing, Reeve?
01:05:44God fucking damn it.
01:05:45You fucked me.
01:05:46I will fuck you so hard.
01:05:49I'll fucking go outland on all you motherfuckers.
01:05:53Bubby, hey, it fucking worked.
01:05:54Ira, I'm leaving.
01:05:56No, you don't understand.
01:05:58It worked.
01:05:59What worked?
01:06:00I didn't do the interview.
01:06:01Yeah, no shit.
01:06:02You didn't have to.
01:06:03And I knew that even threatening a live interview would force it on hand, and it fucking did.
01:06:07It's just some random nobody who found the video on his ex-girlfriend's computer.
01:06:10They caved.
01:06:11I got him from 15 mil down to 35K.
01:06:1635K.
01:06:16And this is all behind you for the rest of your life.
01:06:25Hello?
01:06:31I don't know.
01:06:36What the fuck do you mean, I don't know?
01:06:38I just wanted all this to go away.
01:06:44And now that it's right here, in front of me...
01:06:52It's just so fucking wrong!
01:07:09Bobby, it's 35K.
01:07:11It's a fucking forerunner.
01:07:17You pay it.
01:07:20It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:22It's the cosmic tax.
01:07:22You pay us.
01:07:49You're on thelass.
01:07:50You see...
01:07:50You see...
01:07:51You see...
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:28Is this so crazy?
01:08:30Yeah, I guess.
01:08:32I mean, you're Reeve Hawk.
01:08:34And you're talking to me like, what?
01:08:37Yeah, I don't know.
01:08:38You're a huge movie star, dude.
01:08:40Like, shouldn't you be at a big party or something?
01:08:43Um, I mean, I've been shooting in Albuquerque for like six months, living in this hotel room.
01:08:50Um, I guess I'm a little lonely or something.
01:08:57That's no good.
01:09:01Don't you have like a wife or kids or a family or something?
01:09:09No.
01:09:12No, I don't.
01:09:13Um, why not?
01:09:20Uh, why not?
01:09:28I guess, uh, I guess when it came time to do that, I, uh, I always chose something else I
01:09:43thought was bigger or more important.
01:09:55That's really sad.
01:10:05Do you want to see my tits?
01:10:09Sure.
01:10:43You have kind eyes.
01:10:50I just need you for two minutes outside?
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52Okay, great.
01:11:07You know, I've thought and fantasize about what I would do or say to you if I ever had the
01:11:14chance.
01:11:25Do you hate me?
01:11:32No, I don't hate you.
01:11:38I love you, man.
01:11:45I'm just broke.
01:12:19The day I walk down the street I used to wander.
01:12:24Yeah, I shook my hand.
01:12:27There aren't words for what you mean to me.
01:12:34And the shame I feel for what I've put you through.
01:12:49You're my whole life.
01:12:54Yeah.
01:12:58But it's not about me.
01:13:11I'm sorry.
01:13:16I forgive you.
01:13:19I forgive you, too.
01:13:32Do you need a hug?
01:13:34Yes.
01:13:36I love you, too.
01:13:37I love you, guys.
01:13:39Thank you, Reeve.
01:14:10I love you, too.
01:14:12Hello.
01:14:13Hey.
01:14:14Hi.
01:14:16Who is this?
01:14:18It's Reeve.
01:14:20Reeve?
01:14:21Reeve?
01:14:23What can I do for you, Reeve?
01:14:25I'm just calling to see how your day is.
01:14:28What do you mean?
01:14:29I mean, how's your day?
01:14:32Like, how are the events of your day?
01:14:35What do you mean, how's my day?
01:14:36How are the events of my day?
01:14:37What does that mean?
01:14:39I'm just asking how your day is.
01:14:41Like, what you did and how it is.
01:14:44What the fuck do you mean, how is my day?
01:14:46What do you want, Reeve?
01:14:47What's your angle?
01:14:48Red.
01:14:49I'm calling to see how your day is going.
01:14:53Like, how you are.
01:14:55Like, how you're doing.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:02Well, thanks.
01:15:04Well, I'm doing it.
01:15:06I'm just hanging out.
01:15:07That's all I'm doing.
01:15:09Nice.
01:15:11That's awesome.
01:15:13Yeah, I mean, isn't it, you know, nothing crazy?
01:15:15Same old.
01:15:16Yeah, yeah, same.
01:15:20Not a whole lot here today either.
01:15:25Well, that's nice.
01:15:26That's nice.
01:15:27Today I walked down the street I used to wander.
01:15:32Yeah, I shook my hand and made myself a bed.
01:15:38There was all these things that I don't think I remember.
01:15:43Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:49Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:15:55Hey, how lucky can one man get.
01:16:36Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl.
01:16:38We got this.
01:16:39We got this.
01:16:39Who are you?
01:16:40The second most interesting bitch in this room.
01:16:42Trust.
01:16:42And three, two, one.
01:16:45Good evening and welcome to the primetime special edition of the Drew Barrymore Show.
01:16:52We begin tonight with a gentleman I do not know.
01:16:56Hi, Xander Alexander, huge fan and you soon will be of mine as well.
01:17:01So much of your show is about your guests coming on here and unloading on your tits.
01:17:05And I just want you to know that today I'm here to take that load for you.
01:17:10Well, let's get the tissues out and do this right now.
01:17:15Yes.
01:17:16First of all, I don't know if you know anything about my past, but, you know, E.T. changed
01:17:21my life.
01:17:22I actually always thought it was it.
01:17:24You know, like French.
01:17:25Never seen it before.
01:17:26Saw the poster.
01:17:28Know how relevant it is.
01:17:29Know how important it is.
01:17:30From what I understand, it's about you and a bunch of other little kids finding a little
01:17:33old Jewish guy and taking him for a ride on a bicycle, the bald guy, you just put a blanket
01:17:38on him and take him for a ride on a bicycle.
01:17:40Again, I haven't seen it.
01:17:42I've only seen Call Me By Your Name in the notebook.
01:17:48I don't know how I did that now.
01:17:52I wonder where it's gone.
01:17:55Must have spent the way I went waiting for the dawn.
01:18:02Shoot the moon right between the eyes.
01:18:07I'm screaming.
01:18:09Take me back to sunny countryside.
01:18:16Shoot the moon right between the eyes.
01:18:20I'm screaming.
01:18:23Take me back to sunny countryside.
01:18:30Clocks and spoons, empty rooms.
01:18:34It's raining out tonight.
01:18:54It's raining.
01:18:57It's raining, but the weather is raining.
01:18:59I'm Douglas humorous,οΏ½ Little Francisco.
01:18:59It's raining, but it's raining and a fewDoesaw.
01:19:00It's raining boats.
01:19:00It's raining boats and microbes.
01:19:00It's raining to the beach being road withΓΌnΓΌz marxsw authority.
01:19:00It's raining.
01:19:01It's raining boats and centroids.
01:19:01It's raining boats and weekends
01:19:02So you're biking boats instead provide
01:19:04To the beach and sendiri boats,
01:19:04Where you are hatching μΌοΏ½es?
01:23:35I'm Reeve Hawk and I got staff in the sauna.
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