00:00What's up, Philadelphia?
00:03I'm thrilled to be here, honestly,
00:05because I have twin teenage boys at home,
00:07so I'm just happy to be in front of people who like me.
00:11All right, where's my LGBTQ?
00:13Where are you?
00:14Thank you very much.
00:15Thanks for coming out.
00:16And also coming to the show.
00:18Hey!
00:19Hey!
00:20Shut up!
00:23I mean, I know what mindfulness is,
00:25because my kids told me,
00:26but I've seen the way I eat,
00:27and I'm pretty sure I don't practice it.
00:28I don't know why I can't find a fella.
00:32I'm pissed off so often lately, you guys, I swear.
00:34Because I'm a grown-ass woman in America,
00:36and I'm paying attention!
00:38Because if I had known we were headed toward the Handmaid's Tale
00:41and I was going to be wearing that big red cape,
00:44I wouldn't have cut out carbs.
00:49I had a young boyfriend for a while after the divorce.
00:51I didn't want to, but I was divorced in L.A.,
00:54and that's the law.
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