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Rented A Billionaire Husband For Christmas
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00:00:00Wait, I have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:03Everyone knows, Eva.
00:00:08So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:14So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just play him on.
00:00:28Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Let's get here!
00:00:56You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08You have a cake and a sweet pop.
00:01:13You like my heart.
00:01:16It's just my fams.
00:01:21Let's go.
00:01:24I don't want you to stop.
00:01:39Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:42I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:47I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:55Happy New Year.
00:01:56Sam, it's me.
00:01:57Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:02:00I don't care how.
00:02:01Just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:09Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:12Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:15I need grandkids.
00:02:17I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:19I need to go now.
00:02:20I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:32Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:34Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Boss, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir.
00:02:54But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:56She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:02We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:07Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:11Hi.
00:03:12One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:14And one hot chocolate.
00:03:17I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:20Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:28It's just for Christmas.
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:32Where's my real one?
00:03:40I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:42Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:52Danny!
00:03:53No!
00:03:54What?
00:04:01Danny!
00:04:02No!
00:04:02I'm sorry.
00:04:04I'm not your dad.
00:04:06No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:07Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Mommy, hurry!
00:04:11Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:21I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:24He's gorgeous.
00:04:31Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:33Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:36Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:38You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:40So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:46Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:47What's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:51Max, Aurelius.
00:04:53Eva.
00:04:54I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:58I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:01I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:04So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:14It's $500 a day.
00:05:16Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:19Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:22You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:24Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:29and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:31And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:34so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:42But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:48Deal.
00:05:51Ready to go get married?
00:05:53Okay.
00:06:06Wow.
00:06:07Clean up nice.
00:06:09This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:19Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:46I think we got it.
00:06:47Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:51To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:53and have a happy family.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Of course.
00:07:06Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:08From my family to you.
00:07:18Bad news, boss.
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:21to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:23Wait, she bailed?
00:07:25Then who is...
00:07:29Who is she?
00:07:31Whatever.
00:07:32It doesn't matter.
00:07:34I've got what I need.
00:07:37Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:39I already found someone.
00:07:45Okay.
00:07:46Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:52I should come.
00:07:54Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:55in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:57I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:00We'll make it more believable.
00:08:04Fine.
00:08:05Yeah, fine.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06You can come.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:08:16Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:25Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:32Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:34of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Get me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:39that he's with.
00:08:43She does kind of look like him.
00:08:48So, when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:50we will say they're from you.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:56I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:58Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking
00:09:02that since we're married,
00:09:04we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:09in front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues or...
00:09:13No, no, definitely not.
00:09:15And absolutely no...
00:09:16Sex?
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:19This is strictly business.
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that
00:09:23does not have any.
00:09:25What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper
00:09:30to have messy complications
00:09:31getting in the way
00:09:32of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Here.
00:09:43What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman
00:09:45pick up the tab.
00:09:48Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:49and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:51and I don't want your money.
00:09:55Attention shoppers,
00:09:56all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies?
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies.
00:10:02Did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05Go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:09Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:11Yes, yeah.
00:10:11Just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:13We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend $500,
00:10:16get 10% off,
00:10:18and you are just short
00:10:19$15 if you want to
00:10:20take advantage of the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great.
00:10:22Yeah.
00:10:23What do you have
00:10:23that's just $15?
00:10:25Will you get a move on?
00:10:27I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:37Hurry up and pay.
00:10:41I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn.
00:10:50My fake wife
00:10:51has some fire in her.
00:10:58Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:11:00You can just
00:11:01set those on top.
00:11:06Hi, guys.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you
00:11:09all these pies.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:15Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:20She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry,
00:11:22I have enough for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:27Merry Christmas.
00:11:30Merry Christmas.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:42We got to pick up paper.
00:11:46Sit, watch out.
00:12:06You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry.
00:12:10I was just in character, wife.
00:12:12Well, stay out of character
00:12:14until Christmas.
00:12:19And don't be late.
00:12:32Harrison Group?
00:12:34Do you do construction
00:12:35for them or something?
00:12:36Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get
00:12:41my story straight
00:12:41or my mom will eat
00:12:42both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say
00:12:45that you do mid-level
00:12:46management for Harrison Group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:50Can we pick another company?
00:12:52No.
00:12:53Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:54And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:56My cousin's husband
00:12:56works for them, too.
00:12:57So, it's perfect.
00:13:03Oh, and, uh,
00:13:04wear something nice
00:13:05for Christmas dinner?
00:13:07Don't worry.
00:13:08Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:12Too much.
00:13:34Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out
00:13:36the new HQ site.
00:13:37Hold on, you're covered
00:13:38in water and you have
00:13:39a hair on your shoulder
00:13:40and it's not yours.
00:13:43It's my daughter's.
00:13:45My daughter's?
00:13:46Get me a DNA test
00:13:48for that little girl
00:13:49that he's with.
00:14:04Hey, there they are!
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:06Nice to meet you!
00:14:08Oh, Dad.
00:14:10So glad you made it.
00:14:11Oh, I missed you.
00:14:13So, where's this
00:14:15mysterious husband
00:14:16we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me
00:14:19Maximus failed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:23So, heard you got
00:14:24a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably
00:14:29just some story
00:14:30she cooked up
00:14:31to stop people talking.
00:14:32Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age,
00:14:38you become undateable.
00:14:39Plus, a kid looks so bad
00:14:42on dating apps.
00:14:45This is exactly why
00:14:47I refuse to come home
00:14:48single this Christmas.
00:14:49Auntie Pamela, Debbie,
00:14:51my dating life, quite frankly,
00:14:53is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years
00:14:57without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:01You know, you always
00:15:02spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up
00:15:06out of wedlock,
00:15:07raising a kid all alone.
00:15:09I'm not alone.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:11And what does
00:15:12this mysterious husband do?
00:15:17He's a manager.
00:15:19Manager of what?
00:15:21Trash.
00:15:23Probably a cover
00:15:24for criminal activity.
00:15:27You don't have to
00:15:28lie to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually,
00:15:32he's right here.
00:15:35Oh, wow.
00:15:38Wow.
00:15:39He is really good looking.
00:15:42Oh, must be AI.
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:45Congratulations, Eva,
00:15:46on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter
00:15:50and your niece.
00:15:52Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year
00:15:54when I introduced you
00:15:56to my husband's nephew,
00:15:57William,
00:15:58and you turned him down?
00:16:00Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works for
00:16:02the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:11Girls are lining up for him
00:16:12all the way to New York.
00:16:14And speak of the devil.
00:16:19Willie, you've made it.
00:16:31There you are.
00:16:33Oh, look at you now.
00:16:36Living the dream.
00:16:37Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:40Well, you could be
00:16:40driving around
00:16:41in a car like that
00:16:42had you not married
00:16:43that criminal waste manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:54You must have rushed
00:16:55to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:57Makes sense, though.
00:16:58You not being
00:16:59a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around
00:17:02with no daddy.
00:17:03A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:06Meanwhile,
00:17:07you're climbing
00:17:07the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:13with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:15Women love a man in red.
00:17:18Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:20When I sit on my lap.
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:23Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man
00:17:28of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason,
00:17:31he's willing to overlook
00:17:33your baggage.
00:17:34I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Could your husband afford
00:17:38anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you
00:17:41and Piper with all
00:17:41my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:45and marry me instead.
00:17:47I wouldn't marry you
00:17:49if you were the last man
00:17:50on Earth.
00:17:55My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:03Is that so?
00:18:05Well, then,
00:18:06where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:13Now, just like I thought,
00:18:15telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:18That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:21And let me show you
00:18:22what happens to naughty children.
00:18:26Hey.
00:18:27Mommy.
00:18:28Hey, are you okay?
00:18:30I see your hands.
00:18:30Oh, my God.
00:18:32I'm gonna take her in
00:18:33and give her pack stuff, okay?
00:18:34Come on, now.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:18:37What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands
00:18:41on my daughter?
00:18:43Let me go.
00:18:45Now, why would I go
00:18:46and do a thing like that
00:18:47when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go.
00:18:52Let me go.
00:18:54Let me go.
00:19:05Touch my wife again
00:19:06and I will snap every finger
00:19:08that you've got.
00:19:12Max, you came.
00:19:14Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:18Where's Piper?
00:19:19William Hitter.
00:19:21Mom and Dad have to take her inside.
00:19:23Well, it looks like
00:19:24we have a real Grinch
00:19:25to dispose of.
00:19:26Well, well, well.
00:19:27If it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:29or I've been hearing
00:19:30so much about.
00:19:31That's right.
00:19:33Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:37Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:39It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:41I'm Max.
00:19:42Eva told us all about you.
00:19:44From New York,
00:19:45polite, handsome,
00:19:46just like she said.
00:19:49Wow.
00:19:50He was an AI.
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real.
00:19:53And he's more of a man here
00:19:55than William would ever
00:19:56dream to be.
00:19:57You son of a bitch.
00:19:58You just ruined my suit.
00:19:59And watch the way
00:20:00that you drive that...
00:20:01a pristine automobile.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06That's worth more than a house.
00:20:09That car?
00:20:10It was all over the news
00:20:11when the CEO
00:20:12of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:15Wait.
00:20:16Are you?
00:20:21Like I said,
00:20:22I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:24And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:26I'm not here to put on
00:20:27a show for anyone.
00:20:28You really are a criminal,
00:20:30aren't you?
00:20:30You stole it.
00:20:32That car belongs
00:20:33to the CEO of my company.
00:20:34Jesus.
00:20:35How did he get away with it?
00:20:37That's what I want to know.
00:20:38Enough.
00:20:39Please.
00:20:41I trust my daughter.
00:20:43She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:47Max,
00:20:48be honest with me.
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:51How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money
00:20:55than you'd make it
00:20:55three lifetimes.
00:20:57So,
00:20:58you need a breath, man.
00:21:02Hey, that's it!
00:21:03I'm calling the cops!
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:11Oh, well.
00:21:13Too late.
00:21:19Listen, hon.
00:21:21I believe you.
00:21:22But how could
00:21:23Max
00:21:24afford a car like that?
00:21:26Mr. Smith,
00:21:27don't worry.
00:21:28It's my car.
00:21:29Okay?
00:21:29It's not stolen.
00:21:30Yeah?
00:21:31If it's yours,
00:21:32then prove it.
00:21:34Cops will be here
00:21:35in 15 minutes.
00:21:36Enjoy Christmas
00:21:37behind bars.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:40But then you have to get lost.
00:21:42And never show your face
00:21:43around my wife
00:21:44or child again.
00:21:45Oh,
00:21:46so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:47Well, I hope they serve
00:21:48eggnog in prison.
00:21:50Loser!
00:21:50Say one more word
00:21:52and I'll give him
00:21:52a real reason
00:21:53to take me in.
00:21:56Jesus.
00:21:56Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:58It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:02Here.
00:22:03Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:14Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play alone.
00:22:25Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:27Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:28before I kick your ass
00:22:29all the way up
00:22:29to the North Pole.
00:22:31Yes, sir!
00:22:32I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:34Please,
00:22:34I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:35I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:44I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:46I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:46Oh, that William!
00:22:48What a jerk, huh?
00:22:50You fooled me!
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this
00:22:53little misunderstanding
00:22:55ruin the holidays.
00:22:56Oh, now you don't
00:22:57want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Eva!
00:22:59We were just looking out
00:23:01for you!
00:23:02Please forgive us,
00:23:03Mr. Harrison.
00:23:03You know my youngest son
00:23:05is graduating.
00:23:06Soon.
00:23:07Do you think that, uh,
00:23:08you could help him
00:23:10get his foot in the door?
00:23:10A job at the Harrison Group
00:23:13even in the mailroom
00:23:14would open doors.
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care
00:23:18of each other.
00:23:20If you guys want a job
00:23:21at the Harrison Group,
00:23:22you can put in an application
00:23:23like everyone else.
00:23:25Abigail, come on,
00:23:26talk to her for us.
00:23:28Didn't you just say
00:23:29that my daughter
00:23:30was undateable?
00:23:31Yeah, I think you need
00:23:33to take care of
00:23:33your own issues first.
00:23:35My daughter is just
00:23:36far too busy
00:23:37for your best life
00:23:38for my new son-in-law.
00:23:41Come on, guys,
00:23:42let's go in!
00:23:42Welcome to the family!
00:23:47Welcome.
00:23:48Come on in.
00:23:52This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:54You can't tell the difference
00:23:55between AI and reality.
00:23:58My fault?
00:23:58You were the one
00:24:00who was pushing her
00:24:00onto that worm, William!
00:24:12Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know
00:24:15the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you...
00:24:17I told you,
00:24:18I work for Harrison Group,
00:24:19remember?
00:24:20I have a friend
00:24:21in high places.
00:24:22A friend who just
00:24:23hands you keys
00:24:24to million-dollar,
00:24:25one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes, it's the season
00:24:29of giving.
00:24:30He knows people,
00:24:31has connections.
00:24:32He's a big deal
00:24:33kind of guy.
00:24:35You're a crime boss,
00:24:36aren't you?
00:24:37Yeah, and you best
00:24:37not forget it, capisce?
00:24:39Oh, my God,
00:24:39just don't blow your cover.
00:24:42Dad!
00:24:43Mom!
00:24:44Thank you so much
00:24:45for letting Max and I
00:24:46stay in your home.
00:24:47Oh, honey,
00:24:48we're just so happy
00:24:50that you found
00:24:50such a handsome,
00:24:52strong,
00:24:54good-looking...
00:24:55I think they get it, huh?
00:24:59How's Piper?
00:25:00Oh, she's fine.
00:25:01One of you guys
00:25:02just gets settled in
00:25:03and we will go check on her.
00:25:05And if your mom
00:25:05takes a cold shower,
00:25:07we'll come back
00:25:08and finish decorating
00:25:09the tree.
00:25:10Great.
00:25:10See you in a bit.
00:25:11Joey?
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:17Hey, was that not
00:25:19a breach of contract?
00:25:23Relax.
00:25:24It was just a hug.
00:25:26Ugh.
00:25:28We just got here
00:25:29and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:31You'll be okay.
00:25:32It's just one week.
00:25:33Kill me now.
00:25:34Well, I would,
00:25:35but I need to get paid.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:43That's weird.
00:25:45They were so lovey-dovey
00:25:46just a second ago
00:25:47and, I don't know,
00:25:48something just fills off.
00:25:50That's ridiculous.
00:25:52I mean,
00:25:52what do you want them to do?
00:25:54Make out progress
00:25:54to prove it?
00:25:56I don't like this.
00:25:58Later.
00:26:01Let's go.
00:26:06Here we go.
00:26:08Piper is all tucked in,
00:26:10honey.
00:26:10Everything looks amazing
00:26:11and happy holidays.
00:26:13To the newest member
00:26:14of our family,
00:26:15Max.
00:26:16Oh.
00:26:17Welcome.
00:26:18Cheers.
00:26:19Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:20Looks great.
00:26:22Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:23I had no idea
00:26:25what you liked,
00:26:25so I just whipped up
00:26:27a little bit of everything.
00:26:28But we all know
00:26:29what Eva's favorite
00:26:30Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:32Ooh.
00:26:33Oh, no.
00:26:34Mom's testing him.
00:26:35She's trying to see
00:26:35if he's legit.
00:26:36You mean to tell me
00:26:37you two are married
00:26:38and you don't even know
00:26:39my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:43Ow.
00:26:44Eva, sweetie.
00:26:46Kicking my foot.
00:26:47Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:49Oh, jeez.
00:26:52It's okay.
00:26:53Look, mom,
00:26:53of course he knows it.
00:26:54I would like to hear
00:26:56Max say it.
00:27:0912 pumpkin pies.
00:27:11Did I hear this right?
00:27:11They're the best kind.
00:27:14Well, of course.
00:27:15It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:17See?
00:27:18Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good,
00:27:21but something still feels off.
00:27:23Mom,
00:27:23don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:25We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:28and we eloped
00:27:29before we got to know
00:27:30everything about each other,
00:27:31but our marriage is real.
00:27:34I guess your mom's
00:27:34just watching too many
00:27:35of those real short shows.
00:27:37Uh-huh.
00:27:38Now those are quality.
00:27:41Okay, well,
00:27:42then answer this.
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:51I knew it was a good idea
00:27:53to pick this up.
00:27:54Well, um, it's...
00:27:57Silly face.
00:27:58Dropped it outside
00:27:58on the sidewalk.
00:28:00Luckily, I was there
00:28:01to pick it up for her.
00:28:03Silly face.
00:28:05I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:09Those are losers.
00:28:11It's nice.
00:28:13You can afford this
00:28:14on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:16Well, believe it or not,
00:28:17Miss Smith,
00:28:17there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:19And I'm not just talking
00:28:20about William.
00:28:22I'll drink to that.
00:28:24I agree with you there.
00:28:25So come on, guys.
00:28:26Let's eat.
00:28:27Come on.
00:28:40And this is where y'all
00:28:41will be staying.
00:28:43I have another room
00:28:44set up for Piper.
00:28:46Nice and festive for you.
00:28:48No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey.
00:28:51Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper
00:28:53tonight.
00:28:54Oh, honey.
00:28:55Newlyweds
00:28:56shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:59Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:01The city's turning
00:29:01the water off at 10.
00:29:02Something about
00:29:03water conservation.
00:29:05That means you have
00:29:0515 minutes to shower.
00:29:0715 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:13Shower together?
00:29:16Just shower together.
00:29:18Okay, you guys.
00:29:19Have a good night, okay?
00:29:24You hurt.
00:29:46Wow!
00:29:48Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower
00:29:51and get clothes on.
00:29:52Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:54You have 15 minutes.
00:29:55Nice try.
00:29:55I am not showering with you.
00:29:57All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:59All room for me in there.
00:30:01Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:03Come on.
00:30:04Come on, Max.
00:30:20Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed.
00:30:23Nothing physical.
00:30:24You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:27I won't touch you.
00:30:29Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:32But that'll cost extra.
00:30:36I won't touch you.
00:30:38I won't touch you.
00:30:43I won't touch you.
00:30:44In your dreams.
00:30:46Ready to join me.
00:31:06you know if you keep staring at my ass you're not gonna have any shower water left
00:31:10you wish why aren't you getting in pray you'll call for me
00:31:15it's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:18oh yeah
00:31:32holy shit
00:31:36this is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:41I'll say
00:31:41what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:45still think you can lose this
00:31:48baby
00:31:49I don't think I want you
00:31:56Max I shouldn't
00:31:57or maybe we should
00:32:02god he's such a good kisser
00:32:05why does this feel so
00:32:08familiar
00:32:24max we cannot do this
00:32:26what I didn't mean to cross any
00:32:29it's not you Max it's us
00:32:31it's this this is all an act
00:32:32let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:35you're right
00:32:38I'm sorry
00:32:39I just need to be sorry just
00:32:49that birthmark
00:32:55what is that
00:32:58it's him the man from new years
00:33:00is he
00:33:01Piper's father
00:33:05why are you acting
00:33:08oh my god
00:33:09Max is Piper's father
00:33:12are you okay
00:33:13yeah
00:33:15I just um
00:33:16I just got lightheaded
00:33:18I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:20alone
00:33:22of course
00:33:26we have a daughter together
00:33:28oh my god
00:33:29what do I do
00:33:36I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:38you can take the bed
00:33:40thanks
00:33:43hey
00:33:44are you sure you're okay
00:33:47look fake marriage aside
00:33:48I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:50so if there's something you need
00:33:52I can help
00:33:54I want to help
00:33:55he's Piper's father
00:33:56he has a right to know
00:33:59um
00:34:00Max
00:34:02how would you feel
00:34:03if you found out
00:34:05you had a kid
00:34:09a child
00:34:10no no no
00:34:11that's
00:34:12that's impossible
00:34:12I'm
00:34:13very
00:34:14careful
00:34:15mostly
00:34:18I just mean
00:34:19I'm not the type of guy
00:34:20to sleep around
00:34:20family to me
00:34:21is a big commitment
00:34:23and
00:34:23I don't want
00:34:24any loose ends
00:34:25you know
00:34:26right
00:34:28he wouldn't want
00:34:29a kid tying him down
00:34:30I shouldn't tell him
00:34:32about Piper
00:34:33why do you ask
00:34:35no reason
00:34:36just
00:34:36just curious
00:34:38no I
00:34:39I feel like you're
00:34:40going somewhere with this
00:34:42what
00:34:43no
00:34:44well then
00:34:45can I ask you a question
00:34:48shoot
00:34:53where did you get these
00:34:55and how did you know
00:34:56my exact size
00:34:57I
00:34:58did not get those
00:34:59I don't know where those came from
00:35:01are you sure
00:35:02you're just not trying to
00:35:03break the contract
00:35:06give me the past
00:35:07come here
00:35:08give me the
00:35:08give me the
00:35:10whoa
00:35:21Eva
00:35:22the truth is
00:35:23is that I
00:35:27go go go go
00:35:29just a second
00:35:31come in
00:35:32hey hon
00:35:34oh
00:35:35sorry for interrupting
00:35:36but Piper is
00:35:38asking for a
00:35:39bedtime story
00:35:39before I tuck around
00:35:40think you could take this one
00:35:41dad
00:35:42we're kind of in the middle
00:35:43of something
00:35:44I can see that
00:35:46well why don't I
00:35:47read it to her
00:35:48I mean if you don't
00:35:49if you don't mind
00:35:50well
00:35:51thatta boy
00:35:52you know what
00:35:52just put a shirt on
00:35:54I'm gonna go get her
00:35:55Piper
00:35:56here comes grandpa
00:36:00he sprang to his sleigh
00:36:01to his team
00:36:02gave a whistle
00:36:03and away they all flew
00:36:05like the down of a thistle
00:36:07but I heard him exclaim
00:36:08as he drove out of sight
00:36:11Merry Christmas to all
00:36:13and to all
00:36:15a good night
00:36:18if Piper knew he was
00:36:20her real dad
00:36:20she'd be over the moon
00:36:22good night Piper
00:36:27is her dad still around
00:36:29yeah
00:36:30but he doesn't know it
00:36:31because you're her dad
00:36:33uh no
00:36:34that man has
00:36:36no idea
00:36:37what a treasure
00:36:39he's missing out on
00:36:43do you really think so
00:36:45from the bottom
00:36:46of my heart
00:36:48maybe I should tell him
00:36:49he deserves to know
00:36:57Max
00:37:01you're
00:37:02Piper's father
00:37:10I'll tell you
00:37:10when the time's right
00:37:36where's Piper
00:37:38she must have snuck off
00:37:39while we were asleep
00:37:56God he's such a good kisser
00:38:06just gonna kiss and run
00:38:08not on my watch
00:38:13yeah
00:38:14this
00:38:15I remember this
00:38:27good morning
00:38:28good morning you two lovebugs
00:38:29how was your stay
00:38:30at Chateau Smith
00:38:32good morning Miss Smith
00:38:34it was uh
00:38:34it was great
00:38:35wonderful
00:38:36well it's about to get
00:38:37even better
00:38:40oh no
00:38:42what is that
00:38:42sardines and saltines
00:38:44it's a Smith family classic
00:38:46it was my gram gram's
00:38:48favorite during wartime
00:38:49don't be shy
00:38:50go ahead and grab a handful
00:38:53Max you don't have to
00:38:54no no
00:38:54it's okay
00:38:55it's a
00:38:56Smith family staple
00:38:58there we go
00:39:00there we go
00:39:17good?
00:39:18good?
00:39:18good?
00:39:20it's crunchy
00:39:22well you two better get dressed
00:39:24you gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:28could I um
00:39:28could I have some water please?
00:39:31that means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:34what's the deal with them?
00:39:36every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:38says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:43hey don't worry
00:39:44I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:48better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:50just in case
00:39:51well
00:39:53looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:06wait that earring
00:40:09wait
00:40:09that earring
00:40:11you like it?
00:40:13I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:15did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:18I don't really remember the details but
00:40:21luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:24right
00:40:25yeah it's just a common earring
00:40:27anyone can have it
00:40:28maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:30she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:34so Ava and Piper
00:40:37still aren't here
00:40:38but Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:41what kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:46an aging single mom
00:40:47slim pickings
00:40:49I heard he's in waste management
00:40:51that explains it
00:40:53she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:56oh please Miranda
00:40:57Ava is your niece
00:40:59oh come on grandpa
00:41:01everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:05her track record speaks for itself
00:41:07exactly
00:41:07not like my Sierra
00:41:09married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:14oh
00:41:15they're here
00:41:16merry Christmas everybody
00:41:23merry Christmas everybody
00:41:24merry Christmas
00:41:27you must be grandpa Harold
00:41:28I am
00:41:30I'm Ava's husband
00:41:31Max
00:41:31pleasure to meet you
00:41:32welcome
00:41:33you're Ava's husband
00:41:35but
00:41:36you're gorgeous
00:41:39but
00:41:40what as handsome as you
00:41:41look at you two
00:41:42you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:45merry Christmas grandpa
00:41:48this is from Max and I
00:41:49oh my goodness
00:41:50thank you Ava
00:41:51let me grab that for you daddy
00:41:54oops
00:41:55oh my bad
00:41:56ooh
00:41:57a homemade gift
00:41:58how thrifty
00:42:00not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:03mommy's right
00:42:04you mean a little hack
00:42:05you little
00:42:08you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:10or you will lose yours
00:42:12oh
00:42:13I think you broke my wrist
00:42:16look what you just did to my mother
00:42:18my husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:21he could ruin your life
00:42:35honey are you okay?
00:42:37I'm fine
00:42:37I'm just wet honey
00:42:38yeah
00:42:39it's okay
00:42:39it's okay
00:42:42what are you
00:42:45don't you dare
00:42:46disrespect my husband
00:42:48did you just slap me?
00:42:50next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:51you're a fucking psycho
00:42:53you know what Sierra
00:42:54I can take your little insults
00:42:55but leave my family out of this
00:42:59her family
00:43:00she means me
00:43:07you okay honey
00:43:08do I look okay to you
00:43:10dumbass
00:43:10do something
00:43:12you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:13I've got the full weight
00:43:15of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:16oh wow
00:43:17I'm sure the CEO
00:43:18would love to hear
00:43:19that you're using
00:43:20his company's name
00:43:21to bully people
00:43:22like you'd have any idea
00:43:24how a CEO thinks
00:43:25let's call him
00:43:26I'm sure he'd be more than happy
00:43:28to be on my side
00:43:29please
00:43:30who do you think you are?
00:43:33enough
00:43:35there will be no arguing
00:43:36during Christmas
00:43:38fine dad
00:43:39let it go Nathan
00:43:41they're just jealous
00:43:44for grandpa's sake
00:43:45I'll let you off easy
00:43:47I think you
00:43:48owe Nathan
00:43:49a thank you
00:43:50I think you
00:43:52owe me a thank you
00:43:52for slapping some sense into you
00:43:54do you want me to get
00:43:55the other cheek?
00:43:55alright that's enough
00:43:56everyone come inside
00:43:58and sit down
00:44:20is this a joke?
00:44:22can you please pass me some food?
00:44:24hold it
00:44:24who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:26my husband and I
00:44:28paid for this feast
00:44:32my husband and I
00:44:34paid for this feast
00:44:36king crab
00:44:37fresh from Alaska
00:44:39and grass fed
00:44:40wagyu
00:44:40three times the price
00:44:43fifty times the flavor
00:44:44and you don't get
00:44:46a single bite
00:44:47it's just petty
00:44:48maybe so
00:44:49but gourmet food
00:44:51isn't meant
00:44:52for bottom feeders
00:44:53fine
00:44:55then we won't stay
00:44:56and eat with you
00:44:57come on let's go
00:44:58no no
00:45:00don't you dare
00:45:01leave our family dinner
00:45:02grandpa I'm sorry
00:45:04but they're treating us like
00:45:05I know dear
00:45:07I just want to have
00:45:08our family together
00:45:09fine
00:45:10we'll let the strays
00:45:11sit and eat with us
00:45:13better a stray than a bitch
00:45:14what was that?
00:45:18I just want to have
00:45:19our family together
00:45:21fine
00:45:22we'll stay
00:45:24can I have a little nibble?
00:45:26it's okay sweetie
00:45:27we'll get something
00:45:28right after
00:45:29like drive-thru?
00:45:31I hope you enjoy
00:45:33food poisoning
00:45:34that will be a
00:45:34particularly memorable
00:45:36Christmas present
00:45:39no strays
00:45:40ow
00:45:40sweetie
00:45:41sweetie
00:45:41are you okay?
00:45:42yeah it's fine
00:45:43you hit my child
00:45:45you're fucking crazy
00:45:46well if you'd teach her
00:45:47some manners
00:45:48maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:53don't worry baby
00:45:54I'll handle it
00:45:56husband and I
00:45:56paid for this feast
00:45:58king crab
00:45:59fresh from Alaska
00:46:01and grass-fed wagyu
00:46:03three times the price
00:46:05fifty times the flavor
00:46:07and you don't get a single bite
00:46:09it's just petty
00:46:10maybe so
00:46:12but gourmet food
00:46:13isn't meant
00:46:14for bottom feeders
00:46:16fine
00:46:17then we won't
00:46:18stay and eat with you
00:46:19come on
00:46:20let's go
00:46:20no no
00:46:22don't you dare
00:46:23leave our family dinner
00:46:25grandpa I'm sorry
00:46:26but they're treating us
00:46:27like
00:46:28I know dear
00:46:29I just want to have
00:46:30our family together
00:46:31fine
00:46:32we'll let the strays
00:46:33sit and eat with us
00:46:35better a stray than a bitch
00:46:37what was that?
00:46:41I just want to have
00:46:42our family together
00:46:44fine
00:46:45we'll stay
00:46:47can I have a little napole?
00:46:49it's okay sweetie
00:46:50we'll get something
00:46:51right after
00:46:52like drive-thru?
00:46:54I hope you enjoy
00:46:55food poisoning
00:46:56that will be a
00:46:57particularly memorable
00:46:59Christmas present
00:47:01no strays
00:47:02ow
00:47:03sweetie
00:47:04sweetie
00:47:04are you okay?
00:47:05yes
00:47:05it's fine
00:47:06you hit my child
00:47:08you're fucking crazy
00:47:09well if you'd teach her
00:47:10some manners
00:47:11maybe I wouldn't have to
00:47:16don't worry baby
00:47:17I'll handle it
00:47:21don't worry baby
00:47:22I'll handle it
00:47:26Piper
00:47:27sweetie
00:47:28are you ready to try
00:47:29the best food
00:47:30you've ever had
00:47:31in your life?
00:47:34okay sweetheart
00:47:35give me two minutes
00:47:36and one phone call
00:47:37as if you
00:47:38have a chef
00:47:39on speed dial
00:47:40actually I do
00:47:43he's such a liar
00:47:44this ought to be hilarious
00:47:45oh
00:47:46it will be
00:47:49Sam
00:47:51yeah
00:47:51send the troops
00:47:52and bring that king crab
00:47:54from Antarctica
00:47:55I'm already on my way
00:48:00bring that king crab
00:48:02from Antarctica
00:48:02I'm already on my way
00:48:06you hear this guy?
00:48:07he wants the best king crab
00:48:09in the world
00:48:09from Antarctica
00:48:12now I get why you married him
00:48:14Eva
00:48:14his silly delusions
00:48:15are just adorable
00:48:17Max
00:48:18what are you doing?
00:48:19don't worry about it sweetheart
00:48:21Santa's already on his way
00:48:22actually
00:48:24five
00:48:25four
00:48:26three
00:48:28two
00:48:29one
00:48:32a helicopter
00:48:40there's no way
00:48:46how did you pull this off?
00:48:48Sam is like family
00:48:49I thought I'd introduce you to
00:48:51thanks boss
00:48:53boss?
00:48:54Eva's always been genuine with me
00:48:56maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:48:58Eva I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:49:03I'm Maximus Harrison
00:49:06you're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:49:09mhm
00:49:12come on
00:49:14you can stop kidding around
00:49:16if you were the CEO
00:49:17why would you be here
00:49:18pretending to be my husband?
00:49:20no I actually am the CEO
00:49:22come on
00:49:23you can stop the charade
00:49:24okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it?
00:49:27Eva
00:49:27I'm not pretending
00:49:30Mr. Harrison
00:49:32the Antarctic king crab
00:49:33as you requested
00:49:43how is this possible?
00:49:46this loser brings
00:49:48Antarctic king crab
00:49:49and has his own
00:49:51personal chef?
00:49:52who are you?
00:49:54I told you
00:49:55I'm Eva's husband
00:49:56that chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:49:59wait
00:50:00no
00:50:00hold on
00:50:03you're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:50:07you're worth more than some whole countries
00:50:09hmm
00:50:10some of the small ones
00:50:12I mean you know that
00:50:14you work for me
00:50:15oh god
00:50:16I insulted my own boss
00:50:18I'm finished
00:50:24oh god
00:50:25I insulted my own boss
00:50:27I'm finished
00:50:29didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:50:31pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:50:33worth every penny I'm paying him
00:50:35for tonight
00:50:36your fee stands
00:50:37and with that
00:50:39your career
00:50:40you're fired
00:50:41fired?
00:50:43Sam
00:50:48fired?
00:50:48oh god
00:50:49I can't be fired
00:50:51what?
00:50:53Mr. Harrison please
00:50:54you can have as much crab as you want
00:50:57please
00:50:57Mr. Harrison
00:50:58I'll do anything
00:50:59guys
00:51:00take out the trash
00:51:06and you
00:51:08oh me?
00:51:10Mr. Harrison
00:51:11come on
00:51:12that was a Christmas joke
00:51:14a family tradition
00:51:15yeah well
00:51:16there's a new family tradition
00:51:18Sam
00:51:23will you do me the honors?
00:51:26gladly
00:51:30Merry Christmas
00:51:31Aunt Marie
00:51:34father do something
00:51:36well you kind of deserve that
00:51:39I'm leaving
00:51:41mmm
00:51:41pumpkin
00:51:42my favorite
00:51:50come on sweetie
00:51:51daddy had this crab line
00:51:53just for you
00:51:53eat as much as you want
00:51:55thanks daddy
00:51:59I am so sorry
00:52:01I ruined your Christmas
00:52:01I just couldn't take them
00:52:03treating you like that
00:52:04honestly
00:52:06this is the best Christmas
00:52:07I've ever had
00:52:08well if you want
00:52:09we can have many more
00:52:09just like this
00:52:12does he really mean that
00:52:13or is he just playing the part
00:52:15I can't tell
00:52:16and that terrifies me
00:52:23Merry Christmas Miss Harrison
00:52:25I brought you a gift
00:52:26here's the paternity test
00:52:27between the boss
00:52:28and that little girl
00:52:34oh this is wonderful
00:52:37Sam I have a granddaughter
00:52:40tell me everything
00:52:41Miss Eva Smith
00:52:42single mother
00:52:43small town gal
00:52:45didn't finish high school
00:52:46currently works in retail
00:52:47oh Maximus
00:52:49I thought I raised you better
00:52:51a high school dropout
00:52:52in the Harrison family
00:52:56not a chance
00:53:00she is clearly unfit
00:53:02to raise my granddaughter
00:53:04Maximus seems to like her
00:53:05silence
00:53:05get me the address
00:53:07where she works
00:53:08it's Happy Heels
00:53:09on Broadway
00:53:09that's nice
00:53:10we own that one
00:53:12good work
00:53:14but take off
00:53:15that stupid hat
00:53:26thanks
00:53:26so your dad insisted
00:53:28that I try this wine
00:53:29that he's been saving
00:53:30for 20 years
00:53:33sounds like he's happy
00:53:34with his new son-in-law
00:53:35and how about you
00:53:40me
00:53:41yeah
00:53:43are you happy
00:53:44with your new husband
00:53:48Eva
00:54:00that birthmark
00:54:01family to me
00:54:02is a big commitment
00:54:04and I don't want
00:54:05any loose ends
00:54:06you know
00:54:08Maximus
00:54:08there's so much
00:54:09we don't know
00:54:10so much
00:54:10we're not telling
00:54:11each other
00:54:11uh
00:54:14no fear
00:54:14feelings
00:54:15no complications
00:54:15that's what we agreed upon
00:54:16yeah I didn't sign a contract
00:54:19Max
00:54:20yeah I guess you're right
00:54:23it's cold
00:54:25maybe I'll go grab
00:54:26some more firewood
00:54:29Max
00:54:31I need to tell you something
00:54:35something important
00:54:36what's gotten into her
00:54:38is she hiding something
00:54:40is this the part
00:54:41where you tell me
00:54:41there's no Santa
00:54:43I haven't been
00:54:44completely honest
00:54:45with you
00:54:48Piper is
00:54:52Piper is
00:54:53Mommy
00:54:54Daddy
00:54:54my hand hurts
00:54:56sweetie
00:54:57oh my gosh
00:54:58it's all swollen
00:54:59must have been
00:55:00when that witch
00:55:00smacked her with the fork
00:55:01earlier
00:55:01listen you stay here
00:55:03with Daddy
00:55:03Mommy's gonna go
00:55:03get a first date kit
00:55:04okay
00:55:07come on Piper
00:55:11okay let me see
00:55:15I promise
00:55:16I won't let anyone
00:55:18hurt you or Mommy
00:55:19again
00:55:19but that's not true
00:55:21you're leaving
00:55:22after Christmas
00:55:22aren't you
00:55:25Daddy
00:55:26no
00:55:28well
00:55:34don't you dare
00:55:35disrespect my husband
00:55:39well maybe I don't
00:55:40have to leave
00:55:43well maybe I don't
00:55:44have to leave
00:55:45really
00:55:45please stay
00:55:46Daddy
00:55:50you think it was
00:55:51Sky
00:55:57I wouldn't worry
00:55:57about it
00:55:58scars make you
00:55:59look like a badass
00:55:59I have one too
00:56:02Dad
00:56:03I got that
00:56:04when I was
00:56:05about your age
00:56:05some punk
00:56:06came at me
00:56:07with a
00:56:08switchblade
00:56:08really
00:56:09no way
00:56:10no
00:56:11it was actually
00:56:12a cactus
00:56:13but it's still
00:56:13cool
00:56:16I have something
00:56:17like that
00:56:17on the back
00:56:17of my neck
00:56:21Piper
00:56:22how long
00:56:23have you had
00:56:23that
00:56:23my mom
00:56:24said I had
00:56:25that
00:56:25when I was
00:56:25born
00:56:31and how old
00:56:32are you
00:56:32six
00:56:34six
00:56:34that one night
00:56:35stand was about
00:56:36seven years ago
00:56:37okay I found
00:56:38the first aid kit
00:56:39Ivar are you
00:56:40sure we haven't
00:56:41met before
00:56:44what do I even
00:56:45say and how do I
00:56:47explain it to Piper
00:56:48sorry honey
00:56:49this man's your dad
00:56:50and he didn't know
00:56:51you existed till now
00:56:52um
00:56:53yeah
00:56:56can I see your hand
00:56:58sweetie
00:56:58Eva
00:57:03okay look
00:57:07Piper is
00:57:13go on
00:57:20that must be
00:57:21an emergency
00:57:23excuse me
00:57:24sorry
00:57:25I'll take this
00:57:32mommy are you
00:57:33okay
00:57:33yeah
00:57:36mommy's just
00:57:37realizing she's a
00:57:38coward
00:57:39I don't even have
00:57:40the guts to tell
00:57:41the truth
00:57:44why haven't you
00:57:45picked up my calls
00:57:46I'm telling you
00:57:48Max
00:57:48that woman is
00:57:49manipulating you
00:57:50she's a high school
00:57:51dropout
00:57:52doesn't even have
00:57:53a decent job
00:57:54and she's unfit
00:57:55to raise my
00:57:56granddaughter
00:57:57I'm Eva's husband
00:57:58Max
00:57:59that man has
00:58:00no idea
00:58:01what a treasure
00:58:03he's missing out on
00:58:07I'm sorry Max
00:58:09you can't know
00:58:10Piper's your daughter
00:58:10your mother would
00:58:11take her away
00:58:12after Christmas
00:58:13it's over
00:58:16Eva
00:58:18Maximus
00:58:19are you even
00:58:20listening to me
00:58:21no mom
00:58:22mom
00:58:22listen
00:58:22I'm sorry
00:58:23okay
00:58:24Eva's my wife
00:58:25and I've made up
00:58:25my mind
00:58:26I'm not leaving her
00:58:29Eva
00:58:35thank you
00:58:36thank you
00:58:36thank you
00:58:39thank you
00:58:39thank you
00:58:40oh thank you
00:58:41this is for you
00:58:42grandma
00:58:47oh wow
00:58:48that's so cool
00:58:50what did you make
00:58:51Derek this is from
00:58:53Eva
00:58:54oh thank you so much
00:58:57thanks guys
00:58:58I'll glide you
00:58:59here
00:59:01oh
00:59:02wow
00:59:03damn
00:59:03these are nice
00:59:04grandpa
00:59:06language
00:59:06little ears
00:59:13Piper
00:59:13do you want to go see your present
00:59:15it's in the other room
00:59:16by the train set
00:59:17here I'll go with you
00:59:17remember the song
00:59:18that we sang
00:59:19ready ready
00:59:20grandma got run over
00:59:22by reindeer
00:59:22what we got guys
00:59:23walking home from our house
00:59:25Christmas Eve
00:59:30you never told me
00:59:33have we met before
00:59:39have we met before
00:59:42she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:59:47I don't know what you're getting at
00:59:50Eva
00:59:50I have the same birthmark
00:59:52as Piper
01:00:00I don't know what you're talking about
01:00:02lots of people have birthmarks
01:00:03they're very common
01:00:04I feel so awful
01:00:06but I can't lose my child
01:00:08no matter how I feel about him
01:00:12maybe
01:00:15are you okay
01:00:18are the clogs a bad idea
01:00:21no
01:00:22I'm fine
01:00:24um
01:00:26oh
01:00:27I almost forgot
01:00:29I got you this
01:00:31you got me a gift too
01:00:33tis the season
01:00:35open it
01:00:59gloves
01:01:01did you make these
01:01:02yeah
01:01:04I know this is a fake marriage
01:01:05but
01:01:06that's Christmas
01:01:08you've already done so much for me
01:01:09I just wanted to do a little something for you
01:01:13how did I feel
01:01:15warm right
01:01:16yeah
01:01:18warm
01:01:20soft
01:01:23perfect
01:01:27thank you Eva
01:01:29I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:01:34really
01:01:35yeah my mom
01:01:36she partied all the time
01:01:38and
01:01:39I got gifts
01:01:40plenty of them
01:01:41but
01:01:42I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:01:45nothing
01:01:46personal
01:01:47well you deserve it
01:01:50you're a good guy
01:01:52and
01:01:53someday you'll
01:01:54find
01:01:55someone special
01:01:56to
01:01:57spend all your Christmases with
01:02:00what if that day's today
01:02:04what if I already found someone special
01:02:09right here
01:02:39you're a good guy
01:02:39I don't know
01:02:45I don't want you to stop
01:02:53no matter how many years pass I still can't resist him
01:02:57I don't want him
01:03:06I don't want you
01:03:12yeah
01:03:13what if that伸 notably
01:03:19you're a good guy
01:03:20hey
01:03:22hey
01:03:24you're a good guy
01:03:27Piper!
01:03:36Piper?
01:03:38She can't see us.
01:03:57Eva?
01:04:01Grandma, I'm up here!
01:04:15That was way too close.
01:04:17Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:04:24Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:28Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:33You still haven't given me mine.
01:04:39Let me give it to you.
01:05:17Who is calling me this morning?
01:05:23Hello?
01:05:24Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:32What?
01:05:33We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:05:40go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:45Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you
01:05:50keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:56Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:06:03You okay?
01:06:07Look, we made it through Christmas. So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:06:14What are you talking about?
01:06:17It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:23Eva, wait.
01:06:27So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:34Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:06:38So, this is just a goodbye. Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:47Look, last night, I let my guard down. But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper. And being with
01:06:55you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:57Just tell me what you need. I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father. Just
01:07:05say the word.
01:07:10You don't get it. You don't get it.
01:07:21I think it's time Piper and I go back to Duke.
01:07:28I won't give up on us.
01:07:45Are we here?
01:07:48Yes. As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:55Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:08:01How can she just walk away?
01:08:10Don't forget you have to meet my mom. It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:15Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:18Hey, you promised.
01:08:20Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:22Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:25All right, fine.
01:08:27When?
01:08:29Two days. I'll come pick you up.
01:08:31No need. Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:08:40I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you. So don't give up. Okay, daddy?
01:08:48Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:49If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:09:07If you fight, you're gonna be an entertainer.
01:09:09It's true this way, please.
01:09:10Just did it ten times.
01:09:14Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:09:15Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:09:18Boss?
01:09:20Boss?
01:09:24Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:27I need to go in back with my family.
01:09:30Family? Boss, you okay?
01:09:32Never better.
01:09:35Go get her, Max.
01:09:39Give it to your best smile.
01:09:41Ah, there he is. Maximus, darling.
01:09:46I have some prospects for you.
01:09:48Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:55Oh. I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:10:01Well, I...
01:10:05Maximus, stop this.
01:10:07That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:10:11Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:10:15You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:18No, I'm not.
01:10:20Oh?
01:10:21I work in waste management.
01:10:23And I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:26I'm Eva's husband.
01:10:27And I'm a father.
01:10:30What?
01:10:44Oh, that's her.
01:10:46The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:51Hi, welcome in.
01:10:53Can I help you find something?
01:10:55I want to try those.
01:10:59Awesome. I'll get them for you right away.
01:11:02Are you...
01:11:03Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:08No, no, no.
01:11:09I know what I want.
01:11:11Size seven.
01:11:13Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:17Come on.
01:11:18She wants the white shoes.
01:11:25Ignore her.
01:11:26She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:28Here, let me help you.
01:11:29Come on.
01:11:34She seems kind.
01:11:40I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:43She's just doing her job.
01:11:46How do they feel?
01:11:47Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:11:51I think I need a size up.
01:11:53Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:11:58Right away.
01:11:59I'll be right back.
01:12:00She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:12:03Was I wrong about her?
01:12:19Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:12:23Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:25She can't walk.
01:12:29That's just pure evil.
01:12:33Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:36She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:38Who cares?
01:12:39It's the last pair.
01:12:40I get paid commission.
01:12:47I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:12:49I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:12:50See?
01:12:52This is your whole problem.
01:12:55This is why you'll always be broke.
01:12:59I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:13:02I'm not selling her junk.
01:13:04She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:07People who insult her all day?
01:13:09I'm your manager.
01:13:15Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:13:24Did I stutter?
01:13:30You don't have to fire me.
01:13:34I quit.
01:13:40I don't work here anymore.
01:13:43Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:13:46They're broken.
01:13:47Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:48You're a good person, after all.
01:13:52Looks like I misjudged you.
01:13:55I'm sorry?
01:13:57Why are you still here, Eva?
01:14:00Get out!
01:14:06You're not disabled?
01:14:08Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:12Absolutely shameful.
01:14:14Who are you?
01:14:15I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:14:23You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:14:27I am.
01:14:28And you, my dear, are fired.
01:14:31What did I do?
01:14:35You are a good person.
01:14:38From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:14:44Are you serious?
01:14:47That's right.
01:14:49Don't be nervous, child.
01:14:52You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:15:00You, out.
01:15:03I'll leave.
01:15:06I'm leaving.
01:15:10I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:14No, don't worry.
01:15:16You're getting a promotion.
01:15:18You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:23First assignment.
01:15:25I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:15:31Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:15:34Okay.
01:15:36Yeah.
01:15:37Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:41I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:15:50She's the mother of a CEO.
01:15:52Of course she lives like this.
01:16:04Mrs. Harrison?
01:16:05I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:10Max?
01:16:11Eva?
01:16:13What are you doing here?
01:16:15I, uh...
01:16:16There you are, Eva!
01:16:19Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:22My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:25What are you talking...
01:16:29That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:16:34Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:36Stop!
01:16:38And you, you lied to me at the store!
01:16:42You were both just testing me?
01:16:44Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:46I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:48I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:16:51But I was wrong.
01:16:52Eva, please.
01:16:53I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:16:56Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:16:59How could you think that of me?
01:17:01It's not like that, dear.
01:17:03Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:05Mom, what did you do?
01:17:07I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:10We're not together.
01:17:12And I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:19I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:22What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:24Go after her.
01:17:29Eva.
01:17:30Let me go!
01:17:30I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:32We come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:34Stop pretending like you care.
01:17:35I'm not pretending.
01:17:37Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:39And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:17:47Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:17:51Max, you came.
01:17:52God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:17:57I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:18:01Just say the word.
01:18:05See?
01:18:07Stop fighting.
01:18:11We belong together.
01:18:13You're wrong.
01:18:15Wrong about what?
01:18:17That you care?
01:18:18Or we belong together?
01:18:20Look, I already told you.
01:18:21We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:24Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:28Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:18:33Eva.
01:18:37Eva!
01:18:37Eva!
01:18:39I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:41Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:18:50Ow!
01:18:52Are you okay, Mommy?
01:18:54Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:18:56Come here.
01:19:04No, you're not fine.
01:19:06You're sad.
01:19:09I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:12I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:17I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:19:22I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:19:36Now it's time for Mommy to be my real daddy.
01:19:37Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:39I believe in you.
01:19:40What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:43I know exactly what to say to him.
01:19:48Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:19:57Enough sulking.
01:19:59Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:20:02Don't you think I want to, she doesn't want me.
01:20:07I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:09Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:10You can't abandon her.
01:20:12Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:13I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:20:17And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:20:21What are you talking about?
01:20:23I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:26Piper is your daughter.
01:20:28What?
01:20:29See for yourself.
01:20:36I was right.
01:20:38Seven years ago.
01:20:40New Year's, that woman was Eva.
01:20:52Eva.
01:20:56Daddy.
01:20:58Daddy.
01:21:00Piper.
01:21:03I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:21:10You came back.
01:21:15I, uh...
01:21:17Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:25I, uh...
01:21:26I was scared.
01:21:28But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:31Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:36Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:21:39I have something to tell you, too.
01:21:43Piper is your daughter.
01:21:45You knew.
01:21:47My sweet granddaughter.
01:21:49Mama.
01:21:53I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:21:55But you've known this whole time?
01:21:57I was scared.
01:21:58Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:22:01I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:22:04How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:17I love you, Eva.
01:22:20I love you, too.
01:22:23I promise.
01:22:24For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:28As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:22:41Will you marry me, Eva?
01:22:44For real this time?
01:22:45Yes.
01:22:47Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:23:01It looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:23:04and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:23:08I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:23:15Who's that?
01:23:18Eva!
01:23:20Take me back!
01:23:23I'm sorry!
01:23:24I struck your tire!
01:23:28Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:31Again.
01:23:34No?
01:23:35Not funny?
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