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H.e.a.t.e.d R.i.v.a.l.r.y - Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02Shoot that.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:25Que los forever.
01:30What's going on?
01:55Good job, give you an A, a golden star.
02:00You think you're clever, good God.
02:04She took a break, made a mistake, when she met Trevor.
02:11Get lost forever.
02:15Get lost forever.
02:19Get lost forever.
02:24You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
02:30Close enough, wanting back out on the ice for Boston.
02:32Marlowe to the bottom.
02:34I'm having a lot of games, and I'm going to attack me from you.
02:36I gave you magic things.
02:38I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like.
02:59A tree, a dog, a hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites.
03:06You say, you're lost to sea.
03:11Call the power in your life.
03:15You're washed up irrelevant.
03:18I'm standing in my light.
03:22You're standing in my light.
03:47There's no gonna light at night.
03:51I'm in my light.
03:51Nice try, now get out of the way.
03:54Good job, just take a fucking look.
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya.
04:01You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try, get out of the way.
04:09You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:39Uh, no thanks.
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals
05:05than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Helio Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:20All right.
05:55Thanks, guys.
05:56Alright, let's go.
05:56Bye.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman?
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord?
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No.
09:21No, you come here.
09:24No, you come here.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:54Oh, shit, Mosley.
10:58Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20Oh, shit.
11:22Oh, shit.
11:28Oh, shit.
11:29We're still looking at you.
11:30It's right.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:52Are you...
11:54Oh, God, Lord.
12:02Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:07Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:48I should go.
13:51I should go.
13:52I should go.
13:53I should go.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal.
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23You're such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:53a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as
15:07his country's captain.
15:35All in there.
15:36What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck.
15:40Can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42At least they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah.
15:45It was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55It's USA this year, baby.
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver Vani.
15:59Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:00Yeah.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating or?
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:53Yeah.
17:07Yeah.
17:08Whoo-hoo!
17:13Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:19I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine. Go sit down.
17:57We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:08Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today.
18:44No matter what.
18:47This is my honor.
18:48You must be proud of me.
18:51You must be proud of me.
18:52After yesterday's...
18:54You won...
18:57Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:00And he's still drinking.
19:02How did you do it?
19:04You're not sad?
19:05Not sad, my father.
19:07But not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a game.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15But nothing has always had to be happy with the hopes you showed up.
19:19Now I play better, whenever I play.
19:22The teammates have broken, the league is not played...
19:25... not played...
19:26S played?
19:27What's this for American absurd?
19:28What is played?
19:30You're a captain.
19:31You're doing it by playing with them.
19:33You always find somebody's fault.
19:35From the childhood.
19:42Who's getting it to you?
19:45Your mother? She's not able to do this.
19:52No, my father.
19:55Mom died.
20:00Do you remember me?
20:03I was in your case.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:16We need to go.
20:19In the evening.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, he's always the same.
20:35Everything is always in the military.
20:37What do you do with him?
20:39He's not in the form.
20:41But, Kocchev, Kocchev, Tom, he'll stay.
20:44He'll have to stay.
20:45He'll have to stay in America.
20:47He'll have to work well.
20:50He's too good for you.
20:51It's horrible.
20:53But it's a problem with leadership.
20:55It's always a problem.
20:57Leadership.
20:58You have to stay in America.
21:04You're too busy with you.
21:07You're too busy with your life.
21:08You're too busy with you.
21:10Especially when the deal is about hockey.
21:13Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'll go to her in a bar, and she'll need one more cup.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the very childhood.
21:26I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I'd like to drink something more interesting.
21:51It's been a long time ago, Ilya.
21:57It's been a long time ago, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I'd like to say thank you, but I know you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey,
22:13you've got to avoid this.
22:15I sometimes blame him for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:25It doesn't have any meaning?
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And I don't care about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance for the Cup in this year.
22:41Is it true?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:45New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
23:00New Jersey won't go through New Jersey won't go through New Jersey won't go through New Jersey.
23:11New Jersey win.
23:12It's the last year.
23:13Then you'll be able to win someone else in the West.
23:17In Chicago...
23:19Not before that.
23:20In the finals, probably, it'll be San Francisco.
23:23And they're good, but...
23:26Too young.
23:26So you'll win the Coupe Xen for a year earlier than I played with my father.
23:35No, thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:37Tomorrow I need to be perfect.
23:40You always look perfect.
23:42Right, but you need to get together.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:56Well, what?
23:59How's the prize, Sasha?
24:02Oh, it's cool.
24:05I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Children. It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:19Well, you've seen French guys.
24:23Yeah?
24:24Yeah?
24:27Yeah?
24:32Oh, my God.
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know how you're going.
24:40You don't lie.
24:42You don't laugh.
24:44You don't laugh in the answer.
24:49Don't laugh at times.
24:51It was more fun than you'd say.
25:07You were fun?
25:09You were lovely?
25:12There was a—
25:12You're so tahu.
25:13You've been sad.
25:14Anthony,
25:16If you remember me, don't change my mind.
25:21We're not kids, Sasha.
25:25Yes.
25:27That's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:34Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:52I'll find a party.
25:54Okay.
26:03I'll go.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:24Captain's here.
26:26Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do against you?
26:31I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:47Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it.
26:51Hey, then.
26:52Stop it.
26:52...Boston, where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:56Turn it up.
26:56It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:27I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at acting.
28:38He's the best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best, all-hander.
28:43Okay?
28:44Not that animal, shit-show, cock-sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:02And obviously, it comes out.
29:30Literally hundreds of dogs.
29:36Well, nice watch.
29:38I gave this to you for free, all right?
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:40Five seconds.
29:41Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:48I was busy.
29:49It was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:01is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:08can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on.
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award
30:30for most sportsman-like player
30:32goes to...
30:33...
30:36...
31:17Well, what?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:29clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:36Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
31:59I want you to suck my dick.
32:15I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:18You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:23Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:43No.
32:47No.
32:49No.
32:52We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:58after.
33:00And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe,
33:08maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:23The New Yorker is boring.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:28Oh.
33:30I don't know.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:10Good luck to me.
34:28Good luck to you.
34:56Good luck to you.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03you're such an asshole
35:49what? just a lot of windows
36:16good now get on the bed
36:25this is a good hotel
36:27really nice vodka
36:29it's hard to find in America
36:31okay
36:35touch yourself
36:36what?
36:37show off for me, I want to watch you
36:39you what?
36:40it's my special day, Hollander, I want to watch
36:43I've never
36:44no shit
36:46fuck you
36:48give me some vodka at least
36:49no, no, no
36:50vodka is for after, it's your reward
37:28do you want to know how it feels?
37:31how it feels
37:33holding the cup
37:35you fucking asshole
37:37I can barely describe it, oh my god, Hollander
37:53fuck
38:03fuck
38:03are you gonna fuck me?
38:05we will see
38:09I need
38:12what?
38:14you know
38:14tell me
38:18you
38:19you
38:24I need you
38:26what?
38:43I need you
38:43do you
38:43I need you
38:55to
39:25So, Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to, it's home.
40:08Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:14What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you, do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:55So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:13Good girl.
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