00:07Get in there and get yourself married.
00:09Geez, that's a lucky guy.
00:12Wardell Wilson, 40 years old, two kids, and recently, a widow.
00:16I know he's not much to look at, but he's willing to pay big bucks for you.
00:20And once you're married, the money he gives me will go to your sister and Benson's wedding.
00:31You know Benson was my boyfriend first.
00:33So what?
00:34From this day forward, you will have nothing to do with Benson.
00:38Someone of his status deserves someone like Christy.
00:40You're a great father, aren't you?
00:43Selling your one daughter off so your favorite daughter can marry rich.
00:47When did you become this desperate?
00:49I raised you and I put a roof over your head when everyone told me to get rid of you.
00:55You owe me, Ella.
01:00Fine, I'll marry this guy.
01:02But this is the last time I do anything for you.
01:07Once I'm married, I owe the Davenports nothing.
01:22You look prettier than your photos.
01:26Worth every penny.
01:30Oh my god, am I really going to go through with this?
01:37Is there a problem?
01:39Ma'am, what are you doing here?
01:40You're already married.
01:48I'm already married?
01:49What?
01:50Your father said you were a virgin.
01:53Bigamy is a crime, ma'am.
01:54You can't have two husbands.
01:56Is your family fucking with me?
01:58I want my deposit back.
02:04There must be a mistake.
02:06Perhaps someone with the same name?
02:08No, sweetheart.
02:10Your picture's on here.
02:11A double proxy marriage to a Cole McBride.
02:17Wait.
02:18The Cole McBride?
02:22Vinson's older brother?
02:23What the fuck?
02:32Sir, it's been three years since he last came back to Montana for longer than a business meeting.
02:37It's been six months this time.
02:39What's the occasion?
02:40For one, Grandma wanted to get out of L.A.
02:43She missed her hometown, and I figured, why not?
02:45Might help with her Alzheimer's.
02:58Second, Vinson's getting married to that Davenport girl.
03:01My father died when he was just a toddler, so I need to step in and fill that role.
03:06Let's go meet this girl and see if she's good with bets.
03:15Where in the hell have you been?
03:17Lord, Ella called me and asked for his money back.
03:20Said something about you already being married?
03:21What the fuck's going on?
03:23Ella, I didn't think you'd be so ratchet that you'd go and get yourself married without telling us.
03:28I'm trying to figure it out myself.
03:30It's a double proxy marriage.
03:32Only happens in our great state of Montana.
03:34It wasn't even present, okay?
03:37Great, so you don't even know the guy.
03:39Should I tell them it's Cole McBride?
03:42Probably not.
03:43They wouldn't believe me anyway.
03:45And if they did, they'd just try to get something out of it.
03:49I'm trying to figure it out, okay?
03:51Just give me some time.
03:53This is just fucking perfect.
03:55She probably got herself married to a bomb.
03:59Daddy, who's going to pay for my wedding now?
04:02We can't let Benson know that we're having money issues.
04:05Well, not until I marry him, at least.
04:08Maybe try to find a job like a normal person, Christy?
04:11Maybe.
04:12Shut up.
04:13Kinda.
04:14You're just jealous that I'm the one marrying Benson and not you.
04:19Mr. Davenporty McBride family is here.
04:22Cole McBride.
04:27Cole McBride is here.
04:29Cole McBride is here.
04:35Cole McBride is here.
05:01Mr. McBride, what an honor to meet you.
05:04Benson has talked so much about you.
05:07Nice to meet you.
05:09Nice to meet you.
05:24Oh my god.
05:26It really is him.
05:27How did this even happen?
05:33Nice to meet you.
05:35Nice to meet you.
05:48Clearly, he doesn't recognize me, which means he doesn't know about the marriage either.
05:54Hello, Ella?
05:55Don't talk to me.
05:57Oh my god, Benson, baby.
05:59I can't believe your brother came in person.
06:01Of course he would.
06:02Practically raised me since our father died.
06:05Let's go.
06:14This is getting weirder and weirder.
06:20Congrats on the engagement.
06:22Here's some wedding gifts for the bride.
06:32Oh, Mr. McBride.
06:36They're all just so wonderful.
06:39You really shouldn't have.
06:41Isn't the Davenport family rich too?
06:43Why is she so excited about these trivial things?
06:46These diamonds are worth at least a million.
06:48I can sell them and pay for the wedding.
06:49This way, the McBride family will never suspect a thing about our financial problems.
06:56You're so generous, Mr. McBride.
07:00Cole.
07:00Can I call you Cole?
07:02I mean, we'll be family soon.
07:04You're welcome, Mr. Davenport.
07:06Consider it a wedding gift to your lovely daughter.
07:08Now, my brother is a bit young and naive, but I'm sure you understand the importance of a pre-nut.
07:16A pre-
07:18A pre-nut?
07:19Of course.
07:20The company lawyers reviewed it before the wedding.
07:22But I...
07:27Hello?
07:28Sir, we've got a problem.
07:30Your grandma, she's gone missing.
07:36Where was she last seen?
07:38You know grandma's recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, so...
07:41We need to fight her before something happens.
07:43We're on it, boss.
07:54No, I can't let him go.
07:56I need to figure out how I'm married to this man.
08:02Who are you?
08:04Hey, we need to talk.
08:06I'm Ella Davenport.
08:09Um, the bride's sister.
08:11Whoa.
08:12Half-sister.
08:13Yeah, I don't have time for this.
08:14I need to go.
08:15So you really don't know who I am?
08:18Miss Davenport, if you're trying to flirt with me, you're going to have to do better than this.
08:21Flirt with you?
08:23Do you think that was me trying to flirt with you?
08:26No, no, no, no.
08:27I'm not flirting with you.
08:29I'm just trying to figure out why we're married.
08:33Look, if you don't believe me.
08:45Yeah, Miss Davenport, if you're going to forge these documents, you probably should make them more professional.
08:50What?
08:53Hey, it's not fake.
08:55It's not fake.
08:58Hey, if you think I'm blind, go to the clerk's office.
09:01They'll tell you.
09:05Jerk.
09:08What the hell is wrong with you, Ella?
09:10You can't have Benson, so now you want Cole?
09:13God, you just can't see me happy, can you?
09:16Not everything's about you, Christy.
09:19Hey, come back here.
09:21I wasn't done talking to you.
09:23Young lady.
09:26Have you seen my grandson's wife?
09:31Get off me, you dirty old hag!
09:40Gross.
09:40She got her dirty old person germs all over me.
09:43Are you okay?
09:52Hey, my gorgeous cousin.
09:55We were supposed to meet first Monday.
09:58Ew.
09:59Who's this dirty old lady?
10:01I don't know, some homeless bum who just showed up on my property?
10:04Get off the Davenport property.
10:06If you're going to beg for scraps, go do it somewhere else.
10:10Leave her alone.
10:13Come on, let's get you up.
10:16It's okay, take it slow.
10:22Are you hurt anywhere?
10:24No, I think I'm good.
10:27I know you.
10:31You're my grandson's wife.
10:34My grandson's beautiful bride.
10:37I finally get to meet you in person.
10:43She probably has me confused with someone.
10:46Right?
10:49Oh my god.
10:51So you're her mystery jerk-back husband's grandma.
10:54Oh my god.
10:56You're totally out of it.
10:58What's the matter?
11:00Alzheimer's kicking in?
11:03God, you reek.
11:04Being near you makes me want to literally vomit.
11:07That's enough.
11:08Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
11:10Oh, Ella.
11:12Don't be such a buzzkill.
11:13Who doesn't love messing around with some senile dummies?
11:16You think bullying an elderly woman is funny?
11:19Relax, Ella.
11:20She probably won't even remember this shit in five minutes.
11:24You are a terrible girl.
11:27Do you even know who my grandson is?
11:30Hmm.
11:31Let me guess.
11:32He's the CEO of the local dumpster company.
11:36If only you knew.
11:38Fine, Granny.
11:39Humor me.
11:40Who's your amazing grandson?
11:42Yeah, tell us.
11:43We're just dying to know.
11:44Hmm.
11:46My grandson is Cole...
11:50Cole McBride.
12:02I'm sorry.
12:03What was that?
12:04Say it louder.
12:05My grandson is Cole.
12:08Cole.
12:10Cole.
12:11What was it again?
12:14Oh my god, this is priceless.
12:16The old bat can't even remember her own grandson's name.
12:20Here, maybe this will help jog your memory.
12:34Sweetheart, are you okay?
12:36It's okay.
12:37Don't worry, it's just coffee.
12:39Come on, I'll take you to my house and I'll get cleaned up and make you something to eat.
12:43Aw, how sweet.
12:46Our little charity workers defending the senile grandma.
12:49That's it.
12:50I've had it with you.
12:51I already told you to shut your mouth or I would shut it for you.
12:57Make me.
12:59Godfather.
13:00Aaw.
13:02...
13:02...
13:02Ah!
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