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Sumner Comes First
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00:00You
00:17We should go
00:19We promised we'd help with breakfast
00:21Let's go to your room instead
00:23Your brother's not watching us
00:25I don't know Bryson. I'm really not feeling this
00:30Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:32Hey, just let me stick it out
00:34What? Ew, no
00:35But you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce
00:39We talked about this
00:40And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath
00:42And my brother standing five feet away
00:44Don't exactly turn me on, okay?
00:46But I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:50What?
00:52Why would you say that?
00:54It's what everyone says
00:55You know what? We're done, okay?
00:58Get off me
00:59Babe, come on, it's a good thing
01:02Holy, what's going on? I heard you yelling
01:03You know what? This is all your fault, actually
01:06What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:11Ex-boyfriend
01:11What the hell, Sumner?
01:13Come on, don't be like that
01:14No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body
01:16Because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:18I didn't start those rumors
01:19Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:23And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut
01:25Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me
01:30Don't touch me, man
01:31Get off me
01:33Corbin, don't!
01:33No, let go of me, let go of me
01:34You know he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beatdown more than anything
01:41Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:44But we get into one more fight, man
01:46We're off the lacrosse team
01:50Hello
01:52Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage-a-trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:03Half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street
02:06Go crash on her couch
02:07Just get your shit and go
02:18You okay?
02:20You can stop acting like you care about me
02:22He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:25If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:28Or you know what? Do
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you
02:34I'm sorry
02:46Bryce was supposed to be different
02:47He was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini
02:55So I flashed the entire 8th grade pool party
02:57Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it
02:59I would do it in a heartbeat
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can work with that, thank you
03:06That's something
03:08Look, Sam, I've known you since you were 5 years old
03:10And believe it or not, you didn't always hate me
03:12Funny, I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something
03:17And I know it's more than just me
03:19You know, the worst part about being called a slut is
03:21You know, I've never even
03:27You know what? Forget it
03:29You don't know anything about me
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:34Why? Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely
03:39But no, mainly because you're just way better than him
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy
03:47What's his thing? He got like a huge cock or something?
03:53No? I mean, I don't know, okay?
03:57I never saw it
04:01Oh, oh, okay
04:07I was never gonna date Bryce forever
04:10I was just sort of...
04:12Using him for his body
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it
04:17I don't know, I just thought
04:19Spring break, no parents
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school, the Virgin
04:29Well, now I will, thanks to you
04:32Come on
04:33I know you have this whole
04:35Lame all-your-life-problems-on-Corbin thing going on
04:38But there is no way you can blame that on me
04:40Oh, really?
04:42Watch me
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:48See?
04:49There
04:50Easy
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months
04:53Why didn't you just do it then?
04:55Because
04:56Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right
04:59Or good
05:02Hmm
05:04What?
05:06No, it's just that
05:07I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line
05:11I've just never had that problem, so
05:13Well, aren't you special?
05:16Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:21Well, you know what?
05:21Maybe I don't need to just feel good for my first time
05:23I mean, half the school's here
05:25I can just pick someone and get it over with
05:27No
05:29No, what?
05:29No, your first time needs to be with someone special
05:34Someone who sees you
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:55What's going on with you two?
05:59Nothing
06:00Nothing
06:03Yeah, no, just try not to kill each other, you know
06:05Nothing
06:06Nothing
06:06Nothing new
06:07She must not be trying too hard
06:10Because for a second there, it seemed like
06:12You were catching feelings
06:14Feelings?
06:15Me?
06:16Dude, come on
06:17I don't do feelings
06:18And especially not for my sister
06:20I mean
06:21You'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not
06:26I mean, she's like my sister too, bro
06:28Come on
06:42You're never going to win like that
06:45Definitely not now that you're here
06:50You've got to slow it down
06:51Don't feel it out
06:52Every game is different
06:54But that's kind of what makes it fun
06:58What is?
07:00Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07To score
07:09And feel good while doing it
07:14I have a feeling you're not talking about the game
07:16Are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate
07:21And you want it to actually feel good
07:23You should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:32Just a one-time thing
07:33Adam is your best friend
07:35And he's my brother
07:36You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:40Maybe I owe you one
07:43You can't even make me feel good
07:45Standing in a room together
07:48Sex with you would be like
07:50Like the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:55I don't mind a little gagging
07:57Look, the way I see it
07:58We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:07Well, first I'd kiss you
08:15I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:17Because it does
08:20And then I would slowly touch you
08:27Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:31And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:41Hey, son, do you want to tan?
08:46Whoa!
08:48And what's going on here?
08:50Nothing
08:51I had something in my eye
08:55Mm-hmm
08:55I didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:58Get your mind out of the gutter
09:00Yes, let's tan
09:01I'll get changed
09:05Let's go
09:32You want some fun?
09:35I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings
09:38Thank you
09:38All good?
09:40Wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:47Sit back, relax
09:48Enjoy the view
10:01I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:05Oh, well, these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:09You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:12I'm not going to want to sleep with you
10:14Okay, that's a good question
10:16Um, well, I guess we have a little bed on our hands then, don't we?
10:21Yeah
10:22And when you lose
10:25You need to totally humiliate yourself
10:28Okay, I can come up with something
10:30But I'm not going to lose, um
10:32Do we have a deal?
10:35Do your worst
10:37So you can stand?
10:40Enthusiastically
10:45Time to suffer
10:49Yeah, you know what?
10:57No
10:57I'm not doing the ice plunge
10:58What's wrong, Sam?
10:59You scared I'll beat your record?
11:02Alright, fine
11:03Time to make you suffer, Montgomery
11:07All right
11:09In three
11:10Two
11:12One
11:21Up to the shoulders
11:24Breathe
11:24Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
11:27Oh, give up some
11:29Sunshine's calling your name
11:30Oh, fuck off, Corbin
11:31Oh my god
11:33Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
11:34Oh, oh, what are you doing?
11:36What are you doing?
11:36Dude, what the hell?
11:38Oh, just conserving heat
11:40Really?
11:40In front of my brother?
11:41You can get out anytime
11:42I would gladly take the wind
11:43Oh, never
11:47That's what I thought
12:11You know, I could actually get used to this
12:12Hmm, me too
12:14The water's feeling nice and warm
12:15Ah, I wasn't talking about the water
12:21You know I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:23Now that you want to get in my pants
12:27You remember that game we used to play when we were kids
12:29We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll
12:36I was a knight
12:38Thank you very much
12:40But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend
12:43Like when we wanted to talk to each other for real
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though
13:01Well, this is not a game
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb
13:04You know, you can take the win
13:07I give up
13:07Some wins
13:12Weak sauce, man
13:18Congrats
13:20This whole you being nice thing isn't going to work
13:43Still mad at me?
13:47Hmm
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:53Not a chance
13:55You know I want to make you suffer
13:57Right?
13:59How are you going to do that?
14:01Well, I've been thinking
14:03You know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me
14:08So, if I can get you to quit
14:10Then
14:12I win
14:14You lose
14:16And
14:16You still have to humiliate yourself
14:19So your big plan is to try and get me to quit?
14:25Yeah
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never going to sleep with you
14:31But that doesn't mean that I can't
14:34Torture you
14:35I'm going to get you so worked up
14:38That you can't help yourself
14:40But quit
14:44Oh yeah?
14:47And how are you going to do that?
14:54Oops
14:55Looks like I spilled
15:10That's a good girl
15:11Cleaning up your mess
15:12How about I get the rest for you though?
15:20You know, since our bed's still on
15:23Why don't we hit first base?
15:24What do you say?
15:28Why not?
15:31Not a girl
15:54There you two are
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting
16:01And not again
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh
16:06Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:10Uh, vampires
16:11All the way to started
16:13Thanks
16:16You've got to be kidding me
16:19I don't know what you're talking about
16:20Girl, be so for real
16:22Adam might be blind
16:23But I can see the sparks flying between you two
16:25Like the 4th of July
16:27Well then, you should get your eyes checked
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch
16:46Sure
16:47Better sit 6 feet apart
16:49Give me some of that ice cream
16:51Come on down, son
16:52Take a seat
16:55What?
16:56Too scared of this one?
16:58Says the guy who cried
16:59At the end of Friday the 13th
17:01Cause I was sad
17:02She was doing it for her kid
17:04You would sympathize with a serial killer
17:09Don't worry
17:10I'll protect you
17:11Protect me from your son
17:36What are you doing?
17:38Just waiting for the right moment
17:41Corbin
17:41What?
17:42I'm not reckless
17:44I'm still opportunistic
17:46My brother and my best friend
17:48Are sitting 5 feet away
17:49Doesn't bother me
17:50I was thinking maybe second base
17:51You're unbelievable
17:54Is that a no?
17:58You're insane
17:59If you think you're going to try anything
18:00Yeah
18:01You sure about that?
18:07Okay
18:25Do you want me to stop?
18:40No!
18:41I'm too cute to eat
18:49Time for bed, I think
19:14Oh my god
19:16Are you?
19:18What, you coming here to help me out?
19:21What?
19:21No, I
19:26Like what you see?
19:28No
19:28No
19:29God no
19:33Excuse me
19:33Just grabbing a towel
19:39Well I guess my plan's working
19:42Oh yeah?
19:42How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours
19:45How are you going to survive the whole week?
19:47I mean I don't mind taking care of myself
19:49Before the real deal
19:50I hope
19:51You're doing the same thing
19:52I don't need to
19:53Thank you very much
19:55Yeah
19:55You sure about that?
19:59I'm going to go use the other bathroom
20:00Okay
20:01You go do that
20:08Look at this
20:09Go
20:10There we go
20:11So annoying
20:13Knock knock knock
20:16Hey party people
20:18Hey Daisy
20:18What's going on?
20:20Ugh
20:21Grace and the other girls
20:23Are staying in tonight
20:24And taking it easy
20:25To leave before I lost my will to live
20:28So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:31Yeah
20:32He's been in his room all week
20:33Playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat
20:36I broke into Grace's parents liquor cabinet
20:39Who wants a shot?
20:40Oh I'm down
20:41Why not?
20:43Okay
20:43Yeah
20:48You want a lick corp?
20:50It's my favorite flavor
20:51Summer cherry
20:53I'm okay
20:54I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:58Trust me
20:59It's so good with vodka
21:01It's like a pre-chaser
21:13Alright
21:14For spring break
21:16Spring break
21:16Spring break
21:17Cheers
21:18Woo woo
21:19Woo
21:27Let's play a game
21:29Suck em well
21:30Gross
21:31No
21:31I'm not playing that with my brother here
21:34Um
21:35Sardines
21:36Ooh yes
21:37I've always loved this house for sardines
21:39Great
21:40I'll hide first
21:41Okay
21:41I need a breather
21:42Especially after that shot
21:57How did you find me so fast?
22:00This has been your spot since we were kids
22:02I won't tell Adam
22:04Don't worry
22:05Adam couldn't find the laundry room
22:06If I drew him a map
22:08I saw you shooting daggers
22:09A daisy out there
22:10You saw no such thing
22:13Are you jealous?
22:15No
22:15I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19Oh so you're worried about me
22:27You know you don't need to be jealous right?
22:43Sit down
22:44What?
22:45Sit down
22:49You know since you won't take care of yourself
22:51I think I have to take care of you
22:53Take care of me how?
22:57Time for third base
23:11Well I found the retainer I lost when I was 12
23:13But no sign of some Mary Corbin
23:17I knew this game was stupid
23:19Let's just call it
23:22Olly olly oxen free
23:39Finally
23:39It's been forever
23:41How'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:47We had fun sneaking around
23:49Well I got sober looking for you too
23:52I'm gonna grab another drink
23:54Mia
23:54You want one?
23:55Yeah I'll go with you
23:59Excuse me
24:05Sumner let's dance
24:08Okay
24:08Yeah
24:25You really want to give them the show?
24:28What'd you have on the end?
24:31Hope you're watching Corbin
24:46Summer cherry
24:47I can taste it on your tongue
24:51You did like sneaking around huh?
24:54It's just a game Daisy
24:55Yeah right
24:57You're a whore like everyone says
24:59Oh I don't think so
25:01The rumors are true aren't they some?
25:03You're a slut
25:04Just like everyone says
25:06You don't get to talk to her like that
25:08What'd you do?
25:09Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:11Hey what's going on?
25:13Get the hell out of here
25:14Fine
25:16I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:20What do you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:23Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:26She was fired up
25:27She's a dramatic pick me Adam
25:29She'll say anything to pay attention
25:31God you're always like this Adam
25:33You'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:36Just like you did in 8th grade when you laughed with everyone else
25:38I wasn't laughing
25:40Yeah well you weren't helping me either
25:42That's your whole deal huh?
25:43Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her
25:46While you guys just stand there and watch
25:48I was defending you back there
25:51Too little too late
25:54You can leave me alone
25:57Both of you
26:24Peace offering
26:29I'm sorry about Daisy
26:41I'm sorry about everything
26:44You want to be more specific?
26:48I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:50I wish you could understand how much I regret it
26:58I bet you don't even think about it
27:02You'd be surprised Sum
27:10I used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16Obviously I couldn't tell you
27:17I couldn't tell anyone
27:18I mean
27:19You're my best friend's sister
27:29I guess I just acted out
27:34It's real mature
27:35Corbin
27:37I was 14
27:39Okay you were driving me crazy
27:40I couldn't stop thinking about you
27:41I couldn't
27:42Keep my hands away
27:45So you
27:46Tormented me?
27:48I took it too far
27:50That day
27:53The biggest mistake of my life
27:58I lost one of my best friends
28:00That day
28:01So
28:07Want to hand me one?
28:17You know how to do this?
28:20Yes
28:21You shouldn't go that fast
28:24Well I'm hungry
28:25Okay but you can't just stick it in
28:27And expect it to work out
28:30Look at that
28:31Already on fire
28:34Damn it
28:35Told you
28:37I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:45Assholes plural
28:52I'm not admitting anything till you do
28:55What do you mean?
29:00You said
29:02You had a crush on me
29:04In middle school
29:07Yeah
29:12How do you feel about me now?
29:16No
29:18How do I feel about you now?
29:25I thought
29:27It was
29:29So obvious
29:34I really want to kiss you right now
29:39What do you want?
29:45I want you to take me home
29:48You want to go home?
29:50No
29:54Home
30:06Hey
30:07What are you doing?
30:10I want you to take me home
30:11You love me better than you
30:14It's like we suck
30:16You won't grow up
30:18And I'm getting tired
30:20I'm tired
30:20I'm waiting
30:21Just like we suck
30:23You won't grow up
30:25And I'm getting tired
30:27I'm tired
30:27I'm waiting
30:28For you
30:30I want to take me
30:33You move
30:35You can love me better than you
30:37You can love me better than you
30:41All my mind's loving
30:44So my mind
30:45It can do me better
30:47You can do me better
30:48You know
30:50You can do me better
30:53You can do me better
30:55Than you
30:59You know me better than you
31:01You look
31:06You love me better than you
31:08You love me better than you
31:10You do
31:21what the hell are you laughing about right now oh nothing just uh just about how i won
31:28carbon montgomery is this all just still a game to you no i won but i'm not talking about a
31:34game
31:37well it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself i'll show you a
31:42treat hey what the hell are you doing
31:53my best friend my sister adam it's not like that first bryce and now corbin who's next son
32:03it's not like that corbin and i actually care about each other tell him corb
32:06yeah yeah corbin tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:11adam don't talk like that just leave somewhere serious
32:21we should have never done this
32:24what the hell were you thinking man hey
32:29i'm talking to you i wasn't thinking okay it was a spur of the moment thing
32:34bullshit what no i've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:38okay just drop it hell since we were fucking kids man
32:42what's your problem you're not the only one who gets to care about her adam
32:47i mean is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home
32:51maybe i'm not the right guy for her but someday somebody will be
32:54so you better get your shit together before that day comes because sooner or later she's
32:58not gonna take it anymore
33:00hey where do you think you're going to apologize
33:05i can't believe for one second i thought corbin montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:11i'm so stupid
33:12you are not stupid and honestly i'm proud of you sumner
33:17you should sign me up for some
33:20addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:22listen you took a chance
33:25and you opened yourself up in a way that i've never seen before
33:27yeah well it wasn't real
33:30it's just
33:32hormones or something
33:34it was real
33:36i was watching you two all week it was like
33:38sitting in front row at a nora effron movie
33:40yeah well it doesn't matter anymore because
33:43corbin's still a coward
33:45i don't know if adam's ever going to talk to me again
33:48he will
33:50how can you sound so sure
33:54because
33:57well
33:59there's something i have to tell you
34:09you scumbag
34:10i know what you're gonna say
34:11i cannot believe you
34:13you're such a hypocrite
34:15you've been hooking up with mia this whole time
34:18what
34:18i told her everything adam
34:22oh your sister's best friend bro
34:27corbin's right
34:28if you're not cool with him and sumner day then you and i should break up too
34:32babe
34:33come on
34:33don't babe me
34:35i mean it adam
34:36you're being absolutely ridiculous
34:40but she's my
34:42and he's my
34:43grow up
34:45wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates
34:50just like
34:52don't pity a in front of me
34:54okay
34:55thanks for your blessing adam
34:57but we won't be needing it
35:00you couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me
35:03mia came to my defense before you did
35:06son come on
35:07you know don't call me that
35:09how am i ever gonna trust you
35:12you're just like how you were in middle school
35:14and you're never gonna change
35:29tomner i'm sorry okay
35:31you know you've been saying that for years
35:33i don't believe you
35:34i was an idiot okay
35:35i didn't know what to say to him
35:36so you thought saying nothing would be better
35:40you never stand up for
35:41no i was telling the truth
35:42i wanted to apologize to you first
35:46your words mean nothing
36:17i don't know mom
36:18i just want to spend the night in my own bed
36:20okay
36:21yeah adam and me are gonna drive back together
36:25i don't know how corbin's gonna get home
36:27he could hitchhike for all i care
36:29i love you too
36:31ladies and gentlemen
36:32welcome to the show
36:34adam are we good over there
36:35we got this angle crystal clear
36:37what are you guys doing
36:38just live streaming to the whole school
36:39want to say hi
36:40no
36:41okay well you're not the main attraction anyway
36:43what what's the main attraction
36:47i'm the main attraction
36:48ow ow corbin give us a show
36:54shake it boy
36:55i killed both of you
36:56come on don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you
37:01no i do
37:02summoner marlo i need you to believe me when i say this
37:07i want to be with you
37:08and you're right you know words don't always give the whole story so
37:13hey
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37:18okay
37:27what do you say
37:34i want to be with you too
37:36corbin
37:38do you
37:40you
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