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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good is the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:33Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money. Fame. Power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying!
00:02:58Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:57doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second. Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess heal.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:19Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:39If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:47have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:32Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:58Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called anencephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:42Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here.
00:15:08And you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way.
00:15:16Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:59Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:16:02But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:45Malpractice.
00:16:48This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:07I'll see you later.
00:18:08Let's go for it.
00:18:18I'll be back.
00:18:25We'll be back.
00:18:39you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:19:02we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting
00:19:12me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:18she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now you're
00:19:23right
00:19:23that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my god
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted
00:19:48otherwise we'd both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:27my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i'm just one
00:20:53something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:24i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:27rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy
00:22:00talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11i will really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:31all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:33a man is attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman
00:22:37and her breasts
00:22:39science okay it just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:45you're distracted me with your phone
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice
00:22:50captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:00aim
00:23:03get him boys
00:23:04get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those
00:23:26those
00:23:26amus
00:23:26how is this possible
00:23:28it's not even a scratch
00:23:30i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:35no
00:23:36i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:39she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong
00:23:42you are too easily fooled
00:23:44this homeless psycho
00:23:46doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:50that's right
00:23:51the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55if we can't save him
00:23:57no one can
00:23:58except for the goddess healer
00:23:59think about it
00:24:00we heard lysander's voice
00:24:02he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:05you're right
00:24:06this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:09the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:15no no
00:24:16absolutely not
00:24:17there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:21but how could you know for sure
00:24:22right now
00:24:23what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir
00:24:27this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:31it's called borderline revival
00:24:34she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:37but only temporarily
00:24:39it's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:43that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:54he is dying right now
00:24:55naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant
00:24:59then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00the witch doctor
00:25:02only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:06my son's life is in your hands
00:25:09you heal him
00:25:10i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13i don't know who you are
00:25:15but there is no way
00:25:17i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:21this is it
00:25:22the finishing touch
00:25:25i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas
00:25:49that poison gas will smoke them out
00:25:52and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:54poison gas
00:25:56gas my son is in there
00:25:58you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00no don't worry general
00:26:01gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:04soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:07then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry one of us
00:26:13they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:26:21it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:37it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:38wait a second
00:26:40you don't think that they're
00:26:42you
00:26:43you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:45don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47if your brother's dead
00:26:48it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:51oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:57miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02this is taking way too long
00:27:05captain morales
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns
00:27:09these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:13bazooka
00:27:13she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:16crap oh my god
00:27:17get back suck
00:27:19ready
00:27:20aim
00:27:22oh shit
00:27:27quit your whining and stand down
00:27:41the parasite's been extracted
00:27:43shoot her dead now
00:27:44do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:47i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her
00:27:51she's a fraud
00:27:52a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:58if i'm a termite then
00:28:00you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:03wait a second
00:28:04are you saying you cured my son
00:28:06he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself
00:28:09well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:12that is it
00:28:13no more stalling general
00:28:15if you won't punish her
00:28:16i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:27he's a cure
00:28:33his pulse is regular
00:28:35in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad
00:28:53lysander's warm again
00:28:54he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong
00:28:58come feel it
00:29:01i saved my son
00:29:02thank you
00:29:03next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson
00:29:13i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no
00:29:19there is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:36but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:40and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:43it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:45what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:48devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:51take care
00:29:52no wait
00:29:54miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57he's right
00:29:59we are men of our words
00:30:00and as i promised you
00:30:01my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that
00:30:05of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i
00:30:15i'm already engaged
00:30:18already engaged
00:30:20i am
00:30:21i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today
00:30:26but don't be disappointed
00:30:28really i'm no one special
00:30:31i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:33some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36but you're still lysander's savior
00:30:38please let me give you what i promised
00:30:40take the gold
00:30:41no really
00:30:44i don't need anything
00:30:45i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51tricksy
00:30:52it's your fiance
00:30:53he's back
00:30:54and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close
00:31:07halo glow
00:31:08i bet the goddess healer is just like miss tricksy
00:31:12it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:17she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19marrying the hottest
00:31:20most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:32oh my god
00:31:33i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:31:36but this is godly
00:31:39no no no no nysander
00:31:42nysander's not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:45i'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:47than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:53take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses
00:31:57wait
00:31:57no
00:31:57we're not brides
00:31:59no she's just better than us
00:32:02oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss tricksy here huh
00:32:09she's no average jane
00:32:10no she isn't
00:32:11she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:15why did she wear that shit stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable looking dog
00:32:19but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21no normal person could have done that
00:32:23goddess or not
00:32:25homeless or not i don't care
00:32:27i have never met a woman like that
00:32:28i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:31she won my heart over too
00:32:33but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:35i'll help you find her
00:32:36all right listen
00:32:37i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping tricksy
00:32:46so i want you
00:32:47your granddaughters
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now
00:32:53tricksy paid for this house
00:32:55she waited for you
00:32:56for three years
00:32:58she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02won't want some serious
00:33:03fuck you money
00:33:05so get lost
00:33:07who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:16grandma
00:33:18beatrice
00:33:18tricksy
00:33:19i'm already
00:33:21i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend
00:33:25marissa
00:33:27in fact
00:33:29the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30so sign over the house
00:33:31now
00:33:37you gave me this ring
00:33:38and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did
00:33:42for three years
00:33:43while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me
00:33:45with my best friend
00:33:46and now you're trying
00:33:48to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame
00:33:51we were together for three years
00:33:53and uh
00:33:54it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl
00:33:57like marissa
00:34:03that's how much she would owe me
00:34:05if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah
00:34:19well marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you
00:34:23now she grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:27she's the ceo
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:29corporation
00:34:30and you
00:34:35you're still nothing
00:34:37so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:39of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41look what she uh
00:34:43got me for my
00:34:44engagement
00:34:45oops
00:34:46yeah
00:34:47that's maybe worth
00:34:49one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract
00:34:51i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:59i certainly did
00:35:00in fact
00:35:02marissa
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me
00:35:13i think she's losing it bro
00:35:15that breakup must have hit her
00:35:16hard
00:35:17you two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here
00:35:21my granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone
00:35:28how dare you insult her
00:35:31it's okay grandma
00:35:32let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna
00:35:36she still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets
00:35:38huh
00:35:39what is he talking about
00:35:40you're saying
00:35:41show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is
00:35:50she didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her own
00:35:52she was begging on the street
00:35:54for money
00:35:56i can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss poor nobody
00:35:59like you
00:35:59even if you got no game
00:36:01i got street cred
00:36:02i got off keep
00:36:03you dig
00:36:03the word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity
00:36:06and you're one to speak
00:36:08cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons grandma
00:36:17i want to see how regular
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that i can help them
00:36:22of course those without
00:36:24substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean
00:36:28it means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think
00:36:30is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already
00:36:38just sign the damn papers
00:36:40and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:55what if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you
00:37:04i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you
00:37:10fucking bitch
00:37:11you better keep your word
00:37:13oh that's rich
00:37:15after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:17do remember that
00:37:26tricksy
00:37:27marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:28they'll destroy you if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma
00:37:34mom i have to confess something to you
00:37:36i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:39trillions
00:37:43that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:47it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:51the god of healing
00:37:53i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer
00:38:01it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please tricksy dear
00:38:07i know it must have broken your heart
00:38:10but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process
00:38:17you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:19after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:24i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:29that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:32you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you
00:38:41you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:51you said tricksy's crushing our wedding
00:38:53she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:56she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:00when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:02snake bites back hard
00:39:04so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:07yeah
00:39:07you mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video
00:39:13yes
00:39:16her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up
00:39:26let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is
00:39:38welcome home brother
00:39:40welcome home general
00:39:44sir
00:39:45the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:47this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:51you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward
00:40:02according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her
00:40:07men
00:40:08i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:13so she needs our support
00:40:14will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir
00:40:17we will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:19sir
00:40:20well let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:39today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:41not only are we getting married
00:40:42but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:52congratulations on the contract once again missus
00:40:55wakeham stowe butch is taking my last name
00:40:58oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:02you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department
00:41:05but this is a partay after all
00:41:07i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:13the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor
00:41:20and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:28we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast
00:41:33the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell
00:42:00so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07um this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here
00:42:16this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:20you know being this poor
00:42:24me bum a meal
00:42:25have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:30what evidence do you have of that
00:42:32look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:36even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:41and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:44sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:48see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up
00:42:56to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:57this is what poor sad girls do
00:43:00they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:43:04projecting much marissa
00:43:06you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:08but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract
00:43:21you have no skills
00:43:23no education
00:43:24no connection
00:43:25so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:32we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:34and i saw potential in you
00:43:36even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:41don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:44this is what us rich girls do
00:43:47they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:50damn right
00:43:51you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:54sasa tramples you any day
00:43:56i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:00bravo
00:44:00self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:02quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06she'll make her sup
00:44:07don't listen to her everyone
00:44:09she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:12and i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man
00:44:20but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23okay enough
00:44:24you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:26your moral posturing
00:44:28but guess what
00:44:29morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:33that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:37because i've got the material goods
00:44:39and you're just all empty talk
00:44:41i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:47see this
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:01is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:08no absolutely not
00:45:10i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already
00:45:14don't worry
00:45:14this isn't that contract
00:45:17it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone
00:45:24she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look at her following orders
00:45:29i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:32like a good little uh
00:45:33peasant slave
00:45:35that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you must understand me
00:45:56i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:07bro
00:46:08she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:15you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:18it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20uh i i know what this is
00:46:23you've gotten delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:27and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:46:30well that's not happening
00:46:32security
00:46:32lock the doors
00:46:34this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die
00:46:41bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:46she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:49butch tanner
00:46:50well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:47:01i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch
00:47:08general lysander armstrong
00:47:10you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16you're an unskilled
00:47:17unemployed
00:47:18ugly leech
00:47:20so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:26no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:27if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:32and she's not
00:47:33you're just asking to be humiliated tricksy
00:47:36show them butch
00:47:39oh my god
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone
00:47:45trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now
00:48:21i'm a major in the marines
00:48:26maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:39which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:41to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no
00:48:46you've stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me
00:48:50nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum
00:48:54and who knows
00:48:55if you've already started offering
00:48:57sexual services
00:48:59well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:03my brother will never take you back
00:49:06no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:09but make me happy
00:49:11and i might consider making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother
00:49:27i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32don't worry my dear
00:49:33after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:35not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:39oh
00:49:40is that so
00:49:42security
00:49:44get down on your knees
00:49:46and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57any of the powerful leaders i've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me
00:50:02dream on
00:50:04you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:08you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10enough
00:50:12you're souring my party
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out
00:50:16or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three
00:50:19i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:34this wine is so delicious
00:50:36one
00:50:37shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife
00:51:01who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late
00:51:07did they hurt you
00:51:09no i'm fine
00:51:10but um
00:51:12when did i become your future wife
00:51:15you saved me
00:51:17trixie remember
00:51:18i'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing
00:51:24i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:27not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is
00:51:36you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:39look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:40don't try to pin this on her
00:51:42she waited for you for three years
00:51:43this is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for
00:51:48virtue
00:51:50don't make me laugh
00:51:52she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:54no man who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her
00:51:58she should be happy
00:51:59bob was willing to give her some
00:52:01i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major
00:52:10look man
00:52:11i know trixie is like a
00:52:13i don't know
00:52:13like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny
00:52:18worthless woman like that
00:52:20a real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman that way
00:52:30you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire
00:52:42to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious trixie
00:52:46you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off with it
00:52:50because she's so kind
00:52:51so you're gonna do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming near her again
00:52:53you understand
00:52:54you want to fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:56i'm a fucking major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:53:00i'll
00:53:01i'll destroy you
00:53:02do you really not know who this is butch
00:53:05i thought you were in the marines
00:53:07what have you been doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:11he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero
00:53:17is this all part of your plan trixie
00:53:19poor girl
00:53:21did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself
00:53:25a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:28trixie is worthless
00:53:29cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:36what a pair
00:53:38seems like they don't know who you are
00:53:39since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:42maybe we should try to pay some off some more
00:53:43don't you think
00:53:46bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this
00:53:57trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:10it's not in my nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here
00:54:15listen trixie
00:54:16i have never
00:54:17met a woman
00:54:20like you
00:54:21so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:24so i know
00:54:26that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:32really good actor
00:54:34Oscar worthy
00:54:35Oscar worthy
00:54:36no
00:54:38first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:46so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:49worth five hundred million dollars
00:54:51previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:54:55second gift
00:54:59this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours
00:55:04entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:07it must be that easy
00:55:08they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got nothing left
00:55:12why sander
00:55:13why sander
00:55:14i really don't care for any of us
00:55:15look i i i know
00:55:17i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:20okay
00:55:21which is exactly why
00:55:22well my third gift
00:55:23is um
00:55:25well
00:55:41clio
00:55:42hey
00:55:43oh my god
00:55:47you found my dog
00:55:52trixie i'm just a man
00:55:53but with you it's so much more
00:55:56trixie amore
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:03you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes
00:56:10i will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:31okay stop
00:56:33the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:37let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:41no man in their right mind
00:56:44would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46hey
00:56:47i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:51which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman on earth
00:56:56understand
00:57:00you still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:15as if
00:57:16like the almighty general lysander armstrong
00:57:19would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:22yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:26lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31i bet my life you're all just
00:57:34actors
00:57:35then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:37come on lysander
00:57:38what are we waiting for
00:57:38let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:40what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:43the elites
00:57:44infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:46she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:50truth is she's just a useless
00:57:52lazy bitchin bum
00:57:53she's utterly
00:57:55unmarriable
00:57:58i can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:02i'd handle them myself but
00:58:07i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:08go ahead lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is lysander please
00:58:19bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:22oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:24anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:35uh hello
00:58:37yes
00:58:39what
00:58:44i'm going bankrupt
00:58:54hey hey hey
00:58:55are you sure that was the call sasa
00:58:57that that was a real call
00:58:59people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01my company's dead
00:59:02it evaporated
00:59:03it's in thin air
00:59:07and that's impossible
00:59:10who are you
00:59:11what did you do
00:59:12secretary cho
00:59:14you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:16and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:23then that means
00:59:27you're really lysander armstrong
00:59:29the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33trixie's married the famed war hero
00:59:36the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me
00:59:42those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46there's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
01:00:00i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
01:00:20i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:26guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:50i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixie
01:00:57thank you devon
01:00:58i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixie
01:01:00marissa not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend by stealing my fiance
01:01:05but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:09you're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12no to all of humanity
01:01:13so now everything that i've ever given you to
01:01:17i'm taking it all back
01:01:21wait everyone stop
01:01:25they're imposters
01:01:30i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37so we won't go bankrupt
01:01:40the goddess healer you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my biomedical products
01:01:47yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58that means she's rewarding me
01:02:00the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03in fact she's on her way now
01:02:07so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:14who the fuck cares who he is
01:02:15if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:18approves of my products
01:02:19who cares about this washed up war hero
01:02:21we can break his legs break his arms
01:02:23no one would even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI FBI
01:02:31you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:36gotcha
01:02:41guess i still get the last laugh tricksy
01:02:44no don't arrest her
01:02:46tricksy is a good person
01:02:47please officer don't arrest her
01:02:50grandma
01:02:50mr rogers
01:02:52mrs williams
01:02:53what are you all doing here
01:02:54the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and butch
01:02:57we were worried
01:02:58so we came here to back you up
01:03:00listen officer
01:03:01i can attest that tricksy amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:04she's very kind hearted
01:03:06and would never break the law
01:03:08yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11tricksy gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:21she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong
01:03:32my brother is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41and that's why it's twice the crime
01:03:43is stealing his identity
01:03:45general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma
01:03:48because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51so this must be an imposter
01:03:54i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity
01:03:56is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58i promise that i'll get it resolved
01:03:59and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you want to arrest me fine
01:04:07but don't fuck with my fiance
01:04:08you don't get to decide punk
01:04:10let's go
01:04:33get him
01:04:35if you can
01:05:02if you can
01:05:27Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky.
01:06:05Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hmph.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:28Oh, damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wighhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13She the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33Because she's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Oh, bullshit.
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:32What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happens.
01:09:59You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:26What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The vice president arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:54You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:59He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no.
01:15:02We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:04Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:16We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell,
01:15:31and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general.
01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the president.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:59This is treason.
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:23You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Devin, it's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable.
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh.
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the President.
01:17:57Help!
01:17:58Hey, idiots!
01:18:05Oh, my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:10That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison.
01:18:37And take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:17How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means...
01:22:35The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:46But after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please.
01:22:52I swear.
01:22:52I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold.
01:23:31All her glory.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:34This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduce me!
01:23:39Don't stop me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie.
01:23:45Give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I didn't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:20I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:51Yes!
01:24:53Well!
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05I do.
01:25:07I do.
01:25:08I do.
01:25:09I do.
01:25:10I do.
01:25:10I do.
01:25:11I do.
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