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00:19I don't want to speak too soon, but it seems like old Isla Gordon has turned the waves around.
00:25Since Mark has given Dyson the confidence to shoot free throws granny style,
00:29our opponents can't foul us late in games.
00:32We've won three in a row and are now only three games out of making the playoffs.
00:42Basically, I'm killing it.
00:44I haven't finished my gallon of water before 9.30.
00:47Jackie, can you refill my jug?
00:49Which means I have to pee.
00:54Jackie?
01:00Oh, that's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
01:02Really?
01:03Including finding out I'm in a family of billionaires.
01:06Oh, my God.
01:12I'm so late.
01:14Tell Travis they say hi.
01:22Y'all, I'll let her know right away.
01:25Oh, man.
01:27Imagine fumbling this bag.
01:29I did fumble that bag.
01:31Hey!
01:33Where were you this morning?
01:34I had to make my own smoothie to kitchen some mess.
01:37I just left it.
01:38I walked away.
01:38Oh, sorry.
01:39I, um, I had to stop on my way in and vote.
01:44Oh, shit.
01:45You need to do that again?
01:46No, no, it's just a local measure.
01:48They're trying to ban stop signs.
01:51Well, I hope you voted for it so you can get to work on time.
01:53Actually, Ness Assistant just called.
01:55They want to see you in the conference room right away.
01:58Next time, tell me the urgent message before you do your online stalking.
02:06The waves are facing an existential threat from inside the organization.
02:10And frankly, this is something I have never encountered in all of my years.
02:13I don't know how we're going to get out of this.
02:14Please do not tell me we have another secret brother.
02:16I can't remember any more names.
02:18No, it is much worse than that and not nearly as adorable.
02:21This is Travis's mom, Bonnie Bug.
02:24She is an opinionated northern Florida momager, which normally, who cares?
02:28None of these players' parents are a real walk in the park.
02:31I can handle the over-eager parent who wants to talk about their kids' playing time.
02:35But Bonnie is built different.
02:37She is coming on the court during practice.
02:38She's calling plays.
02:39She is criticizing my players.
02:41She told Bedrock he's getting fat.
02:43The guy already has body image issues.
02:45Now we're food journaling together.
02:46Okay, so just tell Travis to send his mom back to Florida.
02:49Do you not understand the relationship between professional basketball players and their moms?
02:53I guess not.
02:53It is famously the most codependent relationship in the history of human relationships.
02:57These young men come from nothing.
02:58And their moms have sacrificed their lives to get their sons where they are today.
03:02We're talking food stamps.
03:03We're talking midnight shifts on Christmas Eve at the local tire factory.
03:06The point is, these guys trust these women more than anyone in the world.
03:10And I can't get between that.
03:12But you want me to.
03:13Why?
03:13Because I'm a woman?
03:14No, this is your problem because you refused to trade Travis back to Florida.
03:18So she moved here.
03:20Now, Isla, you are going to have to deal with the consequences of your decision.
03:24Isla, the playoffs are just around the corner and we can't afford any bumps.
03:27And she is bumpy as hell.
03:29Okay, fine.
03:29I'll do it.
03:30No big deal.
03:31Moms love me.
03:32I mean, not ours, but others.
03:41What are you doing tonight?
03:43Want to come over for Shake Shack?
03:46And...
03:49Street parking is limited.
03:51I recommend a ride share.
03:52Excuse me, sir.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:55Mr. Ramirez.
03:56Jackie Moreno.
03:57We've never been properly introduced.
03:59Nice to meet you.
03:59It is an honor, sir.
04:01Actually, I got my appendix removed at the Stephen Ramirez Wing of Children's Hospital.
04:05My mom said it was the first time she'd ever seen a Latino name on a building.
04:09They were very helpful with my son's eczema.
04:11Now he has perfect forms.
04:12You're such a pillar of our community.
04:14I mean, you, Sonia Sotomayor, Fluffy.
04:18I must say, I never approved of Jack Gordon's lifestyle.
04:21But seeing you fit in with this organization makes me think that some good came of his proclivities.
04:25Keep up the good work.
04:27You too.
04:36There you go.
04:37He's open.
04:38Oh.
04:38Oh, there we go.
04:40That's what I'm talking about.
04:42Good practice, everybody.
04:44I'm telling you, that is what I'm talking about.
04:46That was a great pass.
04:48See how you're shooting?
04:49You don't need no analytics.
04:50Your spots are the same as they were in high school.
04:53Left elbow midi.
04:54Right corner three.
04:56Ooh, that's what I'm talking about.
04:57I love this boy.
04:59I love you so much.
05:00All right, I'll see you at home.
05:01And don't eat.
05:02I'm making your favorite.
05:03Trash bag chicken.
05:04Thanks, Mama.
05:05I love you.
05:06Ooh, trash bag chicken.
05:07Save me a piece.
05:08Oh.
05:08I look hard.
05:09I know who you are.
05:11I have you with my vision board of my favorite feminists.
05:14Aw.
05:15It's you, Paula Deen, and the brave Megyn Kelly.
05:18Here, give me a hug.
05:19Bring it in.
05:20Mmm.
05:20Oh, that's so kind.
05:22It's so nice to meet you finally, Mrs. Bug.
05:24That is too formal.
05:25You call me Bonnie.
05:26Or Ladybug.
05:28Try to get that going.
05:29I'll stick with Bonnie.
05:30Perfect.
05:30I just wanted to say it's amazing to see your commitment to Travis.
05:34Well, thank you.
05:35Not a lot of people know the determination it takes to get to this level, but you do.
05:38You are so kind.
05:40I just wanted to ask...
05:41When Travis's daddy left, it was tough.
05:43Fun fact, he was the last man in Florida to get the electric chair.
05:46Oh, my God.
05:47No, don't worry, don't worry.
05:48He deserved it.
05:49The point is, after they crisped him up, I said to myself, I'm going to do anything for that boy.
05:56And that's why I turned to stripping.
05:59Oh.
05:59Dancing to pay the bills.
06:01That is an admirable thing to do.
06:03Oh.
06:04There's no dancing involved.
06:06Just getting naked in front of a bunch of rednecks and Air Force pilots.
06:10But it let me raise my boy and encourage his gifts.
06:14That's great.
06:15You get it.
06:16You know, it's funny.
06:16When I first learned you were the reason why Travis is not going to be traded back to Florida well,
06:23I wanted to kill you.
06:24I was fixing to murder you, you know?
06:26Just dig a hole in the desert and throw you in there and make it look like your fiancƩ did
06:32it.
06:34But now Travis is playing better than ever.
06:36You did not make it easy on him.
06:38So he had to grow.
06:41And so did I.
06:43Look at me in California, and I'm eating salads that are not mayonnaise-based.
06:47I appreciate you.
06:49I love the end of what you just said.
06:51It came from the heart.
06:52Bonnie, listen.
06:53I'm just going to give this to you straight.
06:54I need you to be more of an observer and less of a participant during practices.
07:01Mm-hmm.
07:02Mm-hmm.
07:03Okay.
07:04Because it's you asking, I'm going to go ahead and say yes.
07:08Look at us.
07:09See?
07:09A couple of ex-strippers talking.
07:11What can't we do?
07:11I was not a stripper.
07:13Oh, of course you weren't.
07:13She was not a stripper ever.
07:15Come on, bring it in.
07:16Let me feel it.
07:17Yeah, that's money right there.
07:19Ooh.
07:19All right.
07:20Okay.
07:20Off you go.
07:21Boy, those pilots would have loved you.
07:24Full thrusters all ahead.
07:27Yes, there she goes.
07:30Hey, it's Charlie.
07:31I can't come to the phone.
07:32I'm with a very important client.
07:34But I'll return as soon as I can.
07:37Hey, Charlie.
07:39It's me, Sandy.
07:41I know we're not technically talking, but I found that AirPod you were missing.
07:48Is it AirPod, EarPod, AirBud?
07:51Nope.
07:52No, that is a movie about dogs, which you love.
07:56But I have it if you need it.
08:00You can drop it off anytime.
08:05Hope you're well.
08:06Love you.
08:09Goodbye.
08:10Damn it.
08:14Hey, you got a minute?
08:16Yeah.
08:163.49.
08:21Do that later.
08:22What's going on?
08:24Oh, I just need some advice.
08:26I'm having problems with my, you know, down there.
08:30When I pee, it feels like fire is coming out.
08:33Oh, yeah.
08:33You got chlamydia, Doc.
08:35Are you sure it's not kidney stones?
08:36I don't know.
08:37Have you been eating too many beets lately or fucking?
08:39I never had a beat in my life.
08:40There you go.
08:41You're going to be fine, okay?
08:43I mean, I'm not going to get into specifics, but I've been down that road.
08:46Got the clap, Amsterdam.
08:4898, Fat Boy Slim concert.
08:49I got crabs hooking up in the hard rock pool in Vegas.
08:53Chlamydia?
08:53That's like the sniffles.
08:54What does this mean?
08:55What do I do?
08:56What you're going to do is see the team doctor, Dr. Haber.
08:59Okay?
08:59He's very discreet.
09:00He's a wizard with this stuff.
09:01Doesn't he just handle, like, player injuries?
09:03My sweet little angel.
09:04I mean, STDs are like 80% of what team doctors deal with.
09:08Thank you, Ness.
09:08Yeah.
09:10Hey, you know what?
09:15Congrats on all the sex.
09:21You know, I really like that Isla lady.
09:24She's smart.
09:25She's a straight shooter.
09:26And I did a little research.
09:28I think her boobs are real.
09:30Well, she really won me over.
09:32Yeah, she's cool.
09:33Oh, and good news.
09:35I got you a fancy new brand deal.
09:37Yo.
09:39Did Old Spice call back?
09:40Oh, better.
09:42Pensacola Springs car wash and mini golf.
09:44Regional?
09:45Mama, I thought we said we were going to hold out for something national.
09:49Honey, we got to make money while we can.
09:52Those Mormons are putting $15,000 in our pockets.
09:56Plus, they threw in some free car washes.
09:58With blackout dates, mornings only, no SUVs.
10:01Whatever.
10:02Can I get some pills?
10:03My knee's been yelling at me for hours.
10:05Not pills.
10:07One pill.
10:09Can I get two tonight?
10:10Do you want to make it no pills?
10:12Or do a three-peat at rehab and this time everyone finds out?
10:16But, look, honey, you are playing better than you ever have.
10:21But if they find out that your knee's messed up, you're not going to get that extension,
10:25okay?
10:26We just got to hang tough for a little while longer.
10:29Okay?
10:30Yeah.
10:31Yeah, fine.
10:32Now, why don't you go on the porch and swing this bag of chicken around for your mama?
10:36And don't worry about salmonella.
10:38Well, that's a deep state lie, honey.
10:46Good morning, dickheads.
10:48So, how do you go with Bonnie?
10:49We had a long conversation and I drew two conclusions.
10:53Which are?
10:54She's a hero and you three are sexist pigs.
10:56Come on.
10:57Malala married my ex-wife and me.
10:59I don't know who that is, but what Bonnie has overcome is nothing short of a miracle.
11:05Single working mom, husband with some BTK killer, and she still got her son into the pros.
11:11Okay, so did she agree to back off?
11:13Yeah.
11:14All it took was a little kindness, gentlemen.
11:16Maybe you could learn from that.
11:18You just called us dickheads.
11:20Um, you're welcome.
11:21You're going to remember this when Charlize Theron's getting real ugly to play her in a movie.
11:25I'd see that.
11:27Sol.
11:28Oh, uh, where you from, doc?
11:31Right outside Pittsburgh.
11:32Anyway, let's see your penis.
11:40Can you say ah?
11:41Ah.
11:42No, I'm just fucking with you.
11:43You have chlamydia.
11:44Are you serious?
11:45Could we maybe, like, run a blood test?
11:47We could, if you want to waste a good needle.
11:50I've seen dongs of every size, shape, color, affliction.
11:54At this point, I can diagnose chlamydia by sight.
11:57And gonorrhea by smell.
11:59Which, nah, you're good on that front.
12:01All right.
12:03What am I going to do?
12:04You're going to take a round of doxycycline, and it's going to clear up.
12:07All right, playboy?
12:08Wait, really?
12:09Yeah, you're good.
12:10But you should call any sexual partners you've had in the last 30 days or so,
12:14and let them know they should get tested as well.
12:16Is there any way you could do that for me?
12:17Like, as part of my health plan?
12:19No, you can put your dick away.
12:21Have a good one.
12:30Hey, it's Jackie from...
12:37Sex.
12:43Ouch.
12:46Jesus, Bonnie.
12:47Oh, I'm sorry.
12:48I had a couple of breakfast whoppers, and I had to take a little nap.
12:51Oh, and you chose my office and took your shoes and socks off.
12:56Oh, well, whenever I have Burger King, it always gets my gout going.
13:00Actually, I'm glad you're here.
13:02Have a seat.
13:03Um, okay.
13:05Is that one of them drinks from Air One?
13:08I've heard about them.
13:09Yeah.
13:11Do you want it?
13:12Yes, please.
13:13Oh, my gosh.
13:15Look out, Haley Bieber.
13:17Here I come.
13:19Mm.
13:20Mm.
13:21Oh.
13:23Oh.
13:23Oh.
13:24That's gone bad.
13:24Do you want a nap?
13:26Bonnie, what can I help you with?
13:28Well, I was thinking about our conversation, and you're right.
13:31I can't just be waiting around for Travis all day.
13:34I need my own thing.
13:35I love that for you, Bonnie.
13:37Congratulations.
13:38Great.
13:39So I can work for you.
13:40Oh.
13:41There's not a lot of availability right now with the recession, the economy, COVID.
13:45I get it.
13:46I get it.
13:46It was a stupid idea.
13:47My husband always said I was a dumb bitch.
13:50Oh, God.
13:51I miss him.
13:52No.
13:52Don't say that.
13:53You are not a dumb bitch.
13:56I just don't know what my identity is.
13:59What?
14:00My identity.
14:02You know, the set of characteristics that makes one different from someone else.
14:06Oh, yeah.
14:07Your identity.
14:08That's what I said.
14:09You know, my whole life, I've just been Travis Buggs' mama or the wife of the Kissimmee
14:14killer.
14:15I suppose that's all I'll ever be.
14:17You know, maybe I'll go back to stripping.
14:18Are there any marine bases around here?
14:20I don't know.
14:21I think that's more San Diego.
14:23Look, Bonnie, you are so much more than Travis's mom.
14:28Before I was the president, I was just Jack Gordon's daughter, and this was not a place
14:32where women were given opportunities.
14:36Until now.
14:38Which is why you're going to come work for me.
14:41I'm going to be the vice president of the waves.
14:44Oh, no, that's not possible, but I'll find you a job.
14:47God bless you, Isla Gordon.
14:49You are my guardian angel.
14:52So, what is it I'm going to be doing?
14:57Absolutely fucking not.
14:58Hear me out.
14:59This is an opportunity for you to mentor a strong woman from a protected class.
15:04Being the mother of a terrible rapper is not a protected class.
15:06Come on, she's a nice old lady.
15:08I thought Asian people respected their elders.
15:11Yeah, our elders.
15:12Old white women are not my problem.
15:14Well, it's happening.
15:15I'm sorry.
15:16Bonnie, come in.
15:18This is Allie Lee, the waves chief of staff and my best friend.
15:22Best friend for now, am I right?
15:24Ow.
15:25Hey, well, please don't do this.
15:27So, Allie, I know you've got a lot to catch Bonnie up on.
15:29Bonnie, do everything she says.
15:30I will.
15:31I'll be real helpful.
15:32But first, I'm going to take a quick smoke break, okay?
15:34Watch that poor movie.
15:44We need to talk.
15:47Steven!
15:49You're going to be scaring me today.
15:50Last night, after a long day at work, I was looking forward to coming home and having some chicken parm
15:55and watching the Masked Singer.
15:57Instead, I was greeted by a sobbing wife who informed me that her precious daughter needs to be tested for
16:02a sexually transmitted disease.
16:05Oh, Steven, I'm so sorry to hear that.
16:08But this does feel more like a personal issue.
16:11It was your brother who gave it to her.
16:12What?
16:13Was that rehab married gay?
16:15No, Jackie.
16:15No, not Jackie.
16:16Yes, Jackie.
16:17Steven, I don't know what to say.
16:19I need you to make this situation right.
16:20So, uh, Jackie needs to marry Daniela?
16:22What?
16:23No, no, she's a junior at USC.
16:25How ethnic do you think I am?
16:26I want Jackie gone.
16:28You want me to fire my brother?
16:29Yes.
16:30And as chairman of the board, I've supported your family through thick and thin.
16:33The least you can do is make sure that I never see his face in here again.
16:36Ever.
16:41Jackie!
16:43He's not out there.
16:44He's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes.
16:45He's a kid.
16:46Steven said Jackie gave his daughter an STD.
16:48What?
16:48Yeah.
16:49Wait, that sweet little Disney mouse that sits outside that door?
16:52Yes.
16:52He wants me to fire him.
16:54Well, that's funny because I want you to fire someone.
16:56Allie, she can't be that bad.
16:57She put Gatorade in the crate.
16:58Drink it.
16:59It's fine.
17:00I need to get to the game.
17:05So, once again, I'm so sorry about this.
17:08I really hope you can forgive me.
17:12If you do, I would love to see you again.
17:15Where have you been?
17:16It is one thing for you to be late for work and MIA when I need a Diet Coke or
17:19M&Ms.
17:20It's another thing for you to be a disease-ridden skank.
17:22Aw, did Ness tell you?
17:25No, Steven Ramirez did.
17:27He thinks you gave his daughter chlamydia.
17:30I don't even know his daughter.
17:31Apparently, you do.
17:32Her name's Daniela.
17:34Oh, D-Train?
17:36Yeah, I hit that.
17:37How many girls are you such a...
17:38Wow, a lot.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:40Is Steven going to murder me?
17:41Look, everyone is horny for everyone they work with, but you don't do anything about
17:46it, especially with the chairman of the board's daughter.
17:49Jackie, he wants me to fire you.
17:52You're going to fix this, take accountability, handle it like a grown-up.
17:55Okay, I can do that.
17:57I'm so sorry.
17:59I'm not used to having this many girls interested in me.
18:01Jackie, this is your life now.
18:03You are a smart, good-looking guy who's a Gordon.
18:06There's going to be a lot of opportunities to board a lot of different trains.
18:09Wear a condom, you idiot.
18:11I will, always.
18:13I'm going to go put one on right now.
18:14You need to come to the captain's lounge and see what your feminist icon is up to.
18:19Oh, come on.
18:23Everybody in here has to sign a waiver.
18:27Can I get a Chardonnay with a tequila topper?
18:29Bonnie, Bonnie, what the hell is going on here?
18:31What happened to you?
18:32The gout started creeping up my leg.
18:34Thank goodness I found this wheelchair.
18:35She stole it from the medical center.
18:38It's for injured players.
18:39What is with this camera card?
18:41Are you filming something?
18:41Don't be mad, Isla, but there I was, working in your bossy little friend's office, bored out of my mind.
18:48Then I realized I can't be behind the scenes.
18:51I have a story to tell.
18:53It's called A Bug's Life.
18:55It's a reality show based on a plucky, underestimated woman, reformed party girl, making it work in the world of
19:02men's sports.
19:04That's my story.
19:05Okay, we've got to get her out of here.
19:06Scott Disick is judging us.
19:07Oh!
19:08Oh, hi!
19:09You've got to let me talk to Scott Disick.
19:10I want him to introduce me.
19:11Chris Jenner.
19:12I don't think so.
19:13Let's go.
19:13Ow!
19:14Get your hands off me, gay man!
19:17Okay, now grab a drink from the bar and throw it in my face.
19:20It's going to be really good for the trailer.
19:21Get the cameras down.
19:22I want the cameras down right now.
19:24Do not call my brother gay man.
19:25Technically not an insult, but didn't love the tone.
19:28You need to take your camera crew, and you need to leave immediately.
19:31I see what's happening.
19:32You're jealous of me.
19:34You say you want to support women, but at the end of the day, you're just like your daddy.
19:39You know what, Bonnie?
19:40Bonnie, everyone said you were a huge problem, and I tried to see the good in you, but they
19:46were right, and I was wrong.
19:49You're bad news.
19:50So get your fucking camera crew, and wheel your ass back to Pensacola, or I will have
19:58you dragged there.
20:00And that wraps up our coverage.
20:03The waves pull out a close one here in L.A.
20:05coming out on top versus Seattle, 108-105.
20:09Hey, great game tonight, Isla.
20:11Oh, yeah.
20:12They played hard.
20:13Are you okay?
20:14It was crazy when that lady punched you in the face.
20:17Yeah.
20:18Okay.
20:19Thanks.
20:19Have a good one.
20:20Hey.
20:21Hey.
20:21Hey.
20:22Are you all right?
20:23I heard Bonnie Bug knocked you out cold.
20:25Yeah.
20:25I was out for like two minutes, but I'm fine.
20:27Oh, cool.
20:27Glad to hear it.
20:28Yeah.
20:29So, um, look, I would never be one of those people who says, I told you so.
20:34But seeing how events played out this evening...
20:37Okay.
20:37I'm sorry.
20:39I'm sorry.
20:39I called you a sexist.
20:41I will never trust a woman again.
20:43No.
20:43That's not really what I was going for.
20:45Too late.
20:45I hate women.
20:48Okay.
20:48Well, um, are you allowed to have a drink?
20:51Oh, God.
20:52Please.
20:53Yeah?
20:54Yeah.
21:02Thanks for, um, suggesting this.
21:05It's actually...
21:06This is nice.
21:07Yeah.
21:07I couldn't watch you spend another night at home being sad jerking it.
21:11Please just have one meal where you don't bring up masturbation before the bread basket
21:14comes.
21:15Mm-hmm.
21:17Mm-hmm.
21:20Oh, my God.
21:21Want the tartare?
21:22No.
21:23Charlie's here.
21:24He's with someone.
21:25Do not look.
21:26Don't.
21:27Don't.
21:28Stop.
21:29Don't.
21:29Stop looking.
21:30What was the guy he's with?
21:31Who cares?
21:32Stop looking.
21:34Quit looking.
21:35You just...
21:35You saw me.
21:36So?
21:36We gotta go over now.
21:37No, we don't.
21:38Yeah, come on.
21:39You already saw me.
21:40Don't look rude.
21:41Don't put your glasses on me.
21:42Come with me.
21:43God, I'll kill you.
21:44Hey.
21:46Hey.
21:46Hey.
21:46What's up, Charlie?
21:47Sandy.
21:48Hello.
21:48Hey.
21:50Left you a voicemail earlier about your, uh, AirPod.
21:52Never heard back.
21:53Just, um...
21:54Just need to know what to do with it.
21:56You can just throw it out.
21:58Uh, Ness.
21:58Sandy, this is Bryson.
21:59Nice to meet you.
22:00Can I just say, you are in incredible shape.
22:02Well, I should be.
22:03I'm a personal trainer.
22:04So, what's, uh, what's going on here?
22:06You guys just finished your workout, and you're grabbing a quick bite as friends, or...?
22:10This is a date.
22:11Charlie signed up for a free session at my gym.
22:13He said he wanted to get a revenge bod, but by the time we were done stretching his hamstrings,
22:17which are perfect, by the way, I just knew I had to ask this sweet, sweet man out.
22:22That was, like, a month ago?
22:23It was three weeks.
22:24Take it easy.
22:24While I got you, no matter what I do, I got these flabby lats.
22:28Is that genetic, or...?
22:29So, you guys have been dating for three weeks?
22:32We broke up a month ago.
22:33No, it was actually five weeks ago.
22:35Remember, it was the night of your sister's engagement party that I wasn't invited to?
22:38Yeah.
22:38Yeah, so my boyfriend of one year moves on after three weeks.
22:40You know what?
22:40Maybe we'll just head on back to the table.
22:42It was wonderful to meet you, Bryson.
22:43Real quick, do you have, like, a business card or Instagram handle?
22:46Just a little bit.
22:47You know what?
22:47Not the time.
22:48I felt that.
22:50Good night.
22:51Yo, look.
22:51We got our foot on the gas.
22:53We just gotta keep up the momentum.
22:54Well, it'll be a lot easier now that that sociopath isn't up in your shed.
22:58Did I tell you she slashed my tires?
23:00Yeah.
23:01How does it look now?
23:02Is it fine?
23:04All right.
23:04Well, you know, you're gonna have a little shiner, but you take a lot to fuck up that face.
23:12It's a good one.
23:15Oh, look.
23:17Uber is here.
23:18Anderson.
23:18He's arriving soon.
23:19Yep.
23:20So, I should go.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Don't keep waiting.
23:24Have a good night.
23:26I'll see you later.
23:40Mr. Ramirez.
23:43Mr. Ramirez.
23:44Mr. Ramirez.
23:44What the hell do you want?
23:45This is for you.
23:47This is for you.
23:47It's an edible arrangement.
23:49It's the biggest one they had.
23:51It's mostly honey, dude.
23:53I need to apologize for my behavior.
23:56I have the utmost respect for you, your daughter, your family, your ancestors.
24:03I'm so sorry I dishonored her.
24:05Or you.
24:06And?
24:08And I'm also a shithead.
24:11And I will go to church every week.
24:14They?
24:15Mr. Sinebe.
24:17You're a Gordon now, but you're not the same as the...
24:19You can't act like they do.
24:21They can afford to make mistakes.
24:23People like us are held to a higher standard.
24:26You're so right, Mr. Ramirez.
24:28And you've given me a lot to think about.
24:30I'm not so fast, punk.
24:32You ever see my daughter again?
24:35I will kill you.
24:36And I'm a very rich man.
24:38I will get away with it.
24:39That makes sense, sir.
24:43That is all.
24:45Goodbye.
24:55Excuse me, Isla.
24:57There's someone here to see you.
24:58Oh.
24:59Uh, come in.
25:05Travis, I know you're probably mad at me.
25:07But your mother crossed the line and she had to go.
25:09Look.
25:11Have you ever heard that song by Tupac, Dear Mama?
25:14Where he's talking about how amazing his mother is?
25:17Well...
25:19I don't feel that way at all.
25:21If I had to make a song about my mom, it'd probably be like...
25:25Yo, Bonnie, why you gotta be a pain?
25:29Now I gotta throw mama from the train!
25:32Wait.
25:32You're okay with this?
25:34What about the kisses?
25:35What about the trash bag chicken?
25:37Obviously, I love that old bitch.
25:39But she's got some really bad ideas for my career.
25:41And she's always all up in my shit.
25:43Like, I can't have girls over.
25:45That is not sustainable.
25:46Okay.
25:47I need to release.
25:48Okay.
25:48If you know what I'm saying.
25:49You don't have to paint such a vivid picture.
25:51I just wanted to let you know.
25:56Hey, and um...
25:57For real?
26:02You're welcome.
26:13Let us see you guys out there.
26:16Might be so sad, might leave my nose running.
26:20I just hope she don't wanna leave me then.
26:27Don't you don't give me up, please.
26:31Don't give up on me.
26:34I belong with you.
26:37Only you, babe.
26:40Only you, my girl.
26:41Only you, babe.
26:42Only you, darling.
26:44Only you, babe.
26:45Only you, my girl.
26:47Only you, babe.
26:48Only you, darling.
26:49Only you.
26:50Something bad is about to happen to me.
26:55Why I feel this way, I don't know, maybe.
27:00I think of her so much, it drives me crazy.
27:05What if she's fine?
27:08It's my mind that's wrong.
27:10And I just let bad thoughts linger for far too long.
27:16What if she's fine?
27:19It's my mind that's wrong.
27:21And I just let bad thoughts linger for far too long.
27:27Don't you give me up, please.
27:31Don't give up on me.
27:34I belong with you.
27:37Only you, babe.
27:39Only you, my girl.
27:41Only you, babe.
27:42Only you, darling.
27:43Only you, babe.
27:45Only you, my girl.
27:46Only you, babe.
27:48Only you, darling.
27:49Only you, I'll leave.
27:53Go to bed!
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