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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:21I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:49I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:52Do it yourself.
00:00:54That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:59You're paid to serve me.
00:01:01Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:08Can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:12I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:14Right, Emmett?
00:01:16Yeah.
00:01:16She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:25Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:29at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:35Am I dreaming?
00:01:37No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:43What the hell's going on?
00:01:48Nova?
00:01:49What the hell's going on?
00:01:50Uh, Jules came in here to work
00:01:53and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:55and she grabbed me
00:01:56and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:58she just, she just fell.
00:02:00Destiny?
00:02:01Hmm?
00:02:02Is that what happened?
00:02:03That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:05Shut the fuck up
00:02:06or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:02:08from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:11Why do you even care?
00:02:12She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:15and I had to jump in
00:02:16and save your reputation
00:02:18before things got out of hand.
00:02:23Mia?
00:02:24Hmm?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26What?
00:02:27Give me your phone.
00:02:28No.
00:02:28It's right here.
00:02:29I got you.
00:02:33I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:35Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:38If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:41they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:43No.
00:02:44Open.
00:02:50What are you doing here?
00:02:52What are you losing your mind?
00:02:53This is my house, Jules.
00:02:55Whoa.
00:02:58Whoa.
00:02:59Uh.
00:03:00Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:05Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:06All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:08Dude, we can't.
00:03:09Yes, we can't.
00:03:10No, we can't.
00:03:11This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:12Why would we do that
00:03:13when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:16Wake up, slut.
00:03:17Show's over.
00:03:18Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:19then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:20Fine by me.
00:03:21I'll be by the pool.
00:03:22Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:26Emmett.
00:03:29I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:31but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:34You have to save her.
00:03:38Jules, Jules, come on.
00:03:41Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:42What do I do?
00:03:43Mouth to mouth.
00:03:44Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:51You okay?
00:03:54Thank God.
00:03:56All right, um, let's get you up.
00:03:59I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:01but I need to get back to work.
00:04:03Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:06I'm fine.
00:04:07Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:08You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:10of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:13What, are you a stripper?
00:04:15I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:17You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:19you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:21and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:23And now you come to my summer house
00:04:26with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:04:28and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:32What are you trying to do?
00:04:34Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:35Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:36You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:38I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:40and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:44You know what I think?
00:04:46I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:51Why would I want you back
00:04:52after everything you've done to me?
00:04:54Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:04:56and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:57And you know what?
00:04:58I didn't do anything to you.
00:04:59So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:03You still want me.
00:05:05Is he coming on to me?
00:05:09In your dreams.
00:05:12Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:14We've been over this a million times.
00:05:15I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:17Yes, you did.
00:05:18And when you did,
00:05:19you cost me my job opportunities,
00:05:21and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:23Man, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:26Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:29and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:31And you let her.
00:05:32Did someone say my name?
00:05:38You two are hooking up?
00:05:40We're not hooking up.
00:05:42Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:47We're not hooking up.
00:05:49Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:52Be so fucking for real.
00:05:55Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:05:58It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:01Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:04How convenient.
00:06:06Let the girls talk.
00:06:14After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:17I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:24Hey, Noah.
00:06:25Congrats on your downgrade.
00:06:28You think I'm the downgrade?
00:06:31Mm-hmm.
00:06:32Oh, you're just a washed-up little wannabe.
00:06:35So is that why you want to be me so bad?
00:06:39Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:45And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:49Especially Noah.
00:06:54Ow!
00:06:55Noah!
00:06:57Did you see that?
00:06:58She shoved me!
00:06:59Oh my God.
00:07:00Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:02I'm always honest.
00:07:05You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:11You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:11Thanks, Noah.
00:07:14Fire her.
00:07:23Fire her.
00:07:27Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:31I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:34Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:37And this is my rental too.
00:07:40So, what I say goes.
00:07:51Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:07:54So you should probably go.
00:07:59I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:04Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:11Jules.
00:08:14Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:23I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:26It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:29I don't want your pity check.
00:08:32My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:35This is too humiliating.
00:08:36I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:51What are you doing home?
00:08:52I lost my job at the summer house.
00:08:55No, no.
00:08:56That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:08:59Jules, when your father died, he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:09:03I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:07Mia, her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:11But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:17Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:21Everything.
00:09:27I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noe.
00:09:32Please don't call me that.
00:09:35You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:38I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me
00:09:41a ring.
00:09:42Mia, slow down, okay?
00:09:45We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:49What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:53I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:09:55Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:09:57Why not?
00:09:59That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:02I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:06What are you still doing here?
00:10:08You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:10Tell me this.
00:10:11Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:13Or do you just not get it?
00:10:15Nobody wants you here.
00:10:17I can't back down.
00:10:19Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:21I'm not talking to you.
00:10:24I'm talking to you.
00:10:26I need this job.
00:10:28I need you to choose me.
00:10:30After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:34But I do.
00:10:37What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:40What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:43I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:47No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:51Tell her, Noah.
00:10:53Prove it.
00:10:57I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:00And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:05Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:08And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:12Mia!
00:11:14I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:16Alone.
00:11:18Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:26She really has you by the balls.
00:11:29Don't insult me.
00:11:31Or what?
00:11:33You'll spank me?
00:11:34You can leave now.
00:11:37Hey.
00:11:39You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:47You're right.
00:11:49Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:53You're fired.
00:12:06You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:12Yeah, I know.
00:12:13It's part of my charm.
00:12:14Hey, where are you going?
00:12:15Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:17Jules!
00:12:19You can't just leave.
00:12:21You fired me.
00:12:23I can do whatever I want.
00:12:26Stop it.
00:12:28You're so hot.
00:12:29You're so hot.
00:12:30I love you when you're ticklish.
00:12:35Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:38Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:48Tell Noah about this and I will fucking kill you.
00:12:52Tell me what?
00:12:55Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:12:58Don't be prude.
00:12:59It's just a hand job.
00:13:00You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:05Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:09Call him, Ali, and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:23What are you doing?
00:13:34What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:42You want your job back?
00:13:44Fuck me.
00:13:48Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:51Play along.
00:13:53Why would I do that?
00:13:54You want your job back?
00:13:56You've got to earn it.
00:13:58Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:04Okay, fine.
00:14:05Go ahead.
00:14:10You're crazy.
00:14:12I'm committed.
00:14:16Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:20You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:28Noah, come out right now!
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35Oh, I'm coming for the third time!
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby!
00:14:40Show me what you got.
00:14:46Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:47Hand me your shirt.
00:14:48Now, now, now!
00:14:48Okay.
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:52Okay.
00:14:53Okay.
00:14:55Okay.
00:14:57Okay.
00:14:58Okay.
00:14:59Okay.
00:15:03Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:08Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here.
00:15:14You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:16Take it up with Noah.
00:15:19This isn't over.
00:15:21If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:26you're wrong.
00:15:28I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:37Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:40You know what?
00:15:40I should thank you.
00:15:41Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:44Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:47Oh, wait.
00:15:48I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:52You know what?
00:15:53Let's make a bet.
00:15:54Yeah, me and you.
00:15:55Let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:59What about it?
00:16:01If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:06Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:08Internship will be yours.
00:16:11Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this
00:16:15house.
00:16:16You're on.
00:16:24We need to talk.
00:16:28Emmett, get out.
00:16:35Did I get my job back?
00:16:37Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:40To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:46What do you mean?
00:16:48I mean, play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:16:52Just like you played along when you were pretending to have sex with me.
00:16:57Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:00Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:02Well, I changed my mind.
00:17:04Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:08Done.
00:17:10Pull this off with me and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:18Give me that.
00:17:19Not yet.
00:17:26Give me that.
00:17:27Not yet.
00:17:27I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:32But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:36This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:42I'll do it.
00:17:44Great.
00:17:49Let's seal the deal.
00:17:56Let's shake on it.
00:18:07Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:22Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:25You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:28Yeah.
00:18:29Just one.
00:18:31No feelings.
00:18:33I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:37You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:44Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:48Yeah, I do.
00:18:49I have one.
00:18:52No one touches you with me.
00:18:58You don't own me.
00:19:00Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:02While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:07So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:11Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:13Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:15Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:19Let the show begin.
00:19:25Ew.
00:19:27Not having dinner with her.
00:19:28There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:31You kicked me out.
00:19:32Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:37Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:41At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:46Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:19:52This is my house.
00:19:54And Jules is my...
00:19:59I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:01I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:05Hey, Mom.
00:20:08Jason!
00:20:09Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:13Dinner...
00:20:15is served.
00:20:20Let fucking go!
00:20:23Yay!
00:20:31Oops.
00:20:32I spilled.
00:20:35Emmett?
00:20:36You want to help?
00:20:38Huh?
00:20:38Yeah?
00:20:48Look at Jules's squirm.
00:20:51Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:21:00Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:07Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:20Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:27I'm still thirsty.
00:21:37I'm still thirsty.
00:21:39Spilled a little.
00:21:42Jules.
00:21:44I'm still thirsty.
00:21:54Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:57I have to go.
00:22:07If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off and then...
00:22:13choke on it.
00:22:19Don't run away from me.
00:22:24Why did you kiss me out there?
00:22:27It was an act, Jules.
00:22:29And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:22:32You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:36Yeah, I know.
00:22:38Now you're gonna strip from us?
00:22:40You're shivering.
00:22:43Come here.
00:22:56Bed's yours tonight.
00:22:57I'll take the couch.
00:23:21What are you doing here?
00:23:22And where is Noah?
00:23:29Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:32Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:34Whatever.
00:23:36I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:39Mia's your best friend.
00:23:41Yeah.
00:23:42She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:44People contain multitudes.
00:23:47Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:49She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:52And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:55And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:23:59If you know what I mean.
00:24:00Don't be afraid of a guy.
00:24:03And we'll try to make a lot more work.
00:24:10What are you doing now?
00:24:11Do you like what you see?
00:24:15Nothing I haven't seen before.
00:24:36what are you doing taking a shower
00:24:46you wish show's over pretty boy I got some friends coming over meet me at the pool
00:25:11what's with this guy one minute he's ice-cold now that we're in front of all
00:25:16these people he's putting on a show don't look now but Mia looks like she's
00:25:26ready to rip your hair out ignore her it will only make her crazier
00:25:40I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer everyone's paying attention to her when
00:25:45they should be paying attention to me maybe everybody thinks you guys are
00:25:49friends again should definitely let her know that that's not true you're right
00:25:55it's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test everyone I've decided that it's
00:26:05time to take a vote everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do
00:26:13Mia would you relax we're not taking a vote we're not on Survivor all right what's Survivor
00:26:20a show for old people ew it's so boring I'm kidding okay guys I'm just kidding
00:26:31what game is she trying to play whatever it is I know it won't be good for me
00:26:40wow not one of your friends wants me to leave
00:26:43that must feel pretty embarrassing oh honey you don't know the meaning of
00:26:48embarrassing
00:26:53it's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back what
00:27:00are you talking about I never said anything about it save it
00:27:04Herf's great here and Noah I saved the best for last don't you want to know what
00:27:12Jules said about you I bet you're dying to find out what your little
00:27:18girlfriend said about you behind your back I think everyone should find out
00:27:24what Jules really said about them oh Emmett this one's about you Emmett is so
00:27:31dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy they can I never said that Mia did
00:27:40she's framing me with the text that she sent oh and this one says that destiny's
00:27:45boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference
00:27:48hey I paid good money for these
00:27:51Mia would you knock it off Jules would never say any of those things all right
00:27:55really cuz this one's about you know she sent this to me after the first time you
00:28:01two lovebirds hooked up Noah is arrogant cocky and needs to be the best at
00:28:07everything him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together you said that about
00:28:11me I can explain save your breath
00:28:26oh Mitch don't touch me off of me
00:28:43you're so hot
00:28:44say that again with your shirt off
00:29:11you and Jules are officially over no no no no
00:29:16way dude like it I'm just gonna distract myself
00:29:19screw around a little bit she'll come crawling back speak of the devil
00:29:30you hooked up with Jules dude look you hooked up with Jules I don't know what's going on
00:29:36what do you mean dude it's pretty fucking clear you hooked up
00:29:42fuck yeah you're fucked
00:29:44Emmett stop
00:29:46fuck you dude stop
00:29:52did you post this
00:30:03Jules did you post this
00:30:10I don't know Jules why would you take a video of us having sex and post it what are you
00:30:14trying to be a porn star
00:30:19how do I know you didn't plant it Jules I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at
00:30:24this party know that we just had sex
00:30:27you know what everyone was right about you you're just like all the other douchebags on this campus
00:30:33whoa you don't mean that
00:30:35lose my number
00:30:36I never want to see you again
00:30:39fine feelings mutual
00:30:45great you just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year
00:30:52Mia thank god you're here
00:30:55listen Jules
00:30:56none of us want to be associated with you anymore
00:30:59you're a skank
00:31:01so get out and don't come back
00:31:14help
00:31:16help
00:31:17help
00:31:17help
00:31:17help
00:31:17help
00:31:30you
00:31:31you
00:31:32saved me
00:31:46that feels better
00:31:47doesn't it
00:31:49and now since I saved you
00:31:52maybe you can make me feel better
00:31:55Emmet
00:31:57don't even think about it
00:31:58go on Jules
00:31:59tell your boyfriend how I saved you
00:32:01Jules tell him to leave
00:32:03we have to talk
00:32:09Emmet
00:32:09thank you for saving me but I got it from here
00:32:18one step closer to making her mind
00:32:27Jules what the fuck was that?
00:32:29I can explain everything
00:32:30good explain
00:32:32now
00:32:39you're a hottie you know that?
00:32:41takes one to know one
00:32:44remember don't tell anybody about this okay?
00:32:54you're right
00:32:55you're right we shouldn't tell anyone
00:33:00trust me we won't stay secret for long
00:33:04I couldn't keep you to myself even if I tried
00:33:18you know once we make this official I'm gonna post this everywhere
00:33:22that way everyone can see it
00:33:24but for right now
00:33:27it's party time
00:33:35oh
00:33:35OMG
00:33:36I finally hooked up with Noah
00:33:39I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth
00:33:42how could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:46you don't know him like I do
00:33:48if you saw him naked you'd understand
00:33:51ew spare me the visual
00:33:53I thought you hated that guy
00:33:55Noah is arrogant cocky and probably needs to be in therapy
00:33:59he and Emmet are the perfect matches roommates
00:34:03but I like him more than I ever liked Emmet
00:34:06more than I ever liked anyone
00:34:09the rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me
00:34:14except for the one about you
00:34:15I called you arrogant and cocky
00:34:18that's true
00:34:23right before I told her I have feelings for you
00:34:36is that true?
00:34:40it's true
00:34:41I liked you
00:34:44Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:46I mean really
00:34:49alright
00:34:50I need to see the texts from your phone
00:34:52so that way I can know that they're legit
00:34:54maybe if I show Noah the texts
00:34:56he'll finally believe me
00:35:01I guess you can't
00:35:03there's no way for me to prove it
00:35:12I know it was a really long time ago
00:35:14but when I really think about it
00:35:16I really liked you Jules
00:35:18I really did
00:35:24I give those two until the end of today?
00:35:26to what, Bone?
00:35:29they're just doing this to make me mad
00:35:31it's like they're obsessed with me
00:35:34I don't think they'll remember you exist
00:35:40then I'll make them remember
00:35:46okay
00:35:47the rules of the game are simple
00:35:49you take a hit of the vape and pass it around
00:35:51when the smoke stops
00:35:53you kiss whoever blew it to you
00:35:57mmhmm
00:36:04you kiss
00:36:21she never kiss me like that
00:36:24my turn
00:36:35hmm no smoke looks like we have to kiss
00:37:02keep the circle moving
00:37:05if you want to really piss me off
00:37:07kiss me like you mean it
00:37:15get off
00:37:17dude i took her virginity what's a little pack
00:37:22why would you tell everyone that
00:37:24remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed
00:37:32hey jules jules you're a pig hey emmett is lying okay
00:37:36he's lying i knew that you guys were hooking up all right but that was well
00:37:40before i had feelings for you
00:37:44you have feelings for me
00:37:50i knew that you guys were hooking up all right but that was well before i had
00:37:53feelings for you
00:37:54you have feelings for me yes jules i have feelings for you
00:37:58you do
00:38:00yeah i have all the feelings confusion frustration blind rage
00:38:05predict yeah but you know what sometimes jules sometimes you make me really happy look i know
00:38:12that you're hurt i broke your trust and when that video was leaked my trust was broken too
00:38:21what do you know what do you mean i mean i trusted you and you let me down and now
00:38:24i'm saying i would do anything to try again
00:38:28do you want to get back together
00:38:32you said no feelings
00:38:35yeah you're right
00:38:38so tell me you want to be with me tell me you want to break the rules and end the
00:38:41contract
00:38:42tell me you want to do this for real tell me that you want to give up the money
00:38:53well looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire
00:38:57ew why is he so obsessed with her doesn't he know that she's poor
00:39:01i didn't know she was poor
00:39:05her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer
00:39:09and the only reason why i know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:13money to
00:39:14maybe we should take jules shopping so she can forget she's poor
00:39:17spending money always makes me feel better
00:39:20yes yes that's a great idea you should go do that right
00:39:23yes
00:39:30it's not that easy
00:39:32stop avoiding the question
00:39:34i'm not avoiding it
00:39:35look
00:39:36if i don't get the money
00:39:39i'll lose everything
00:39:40what do you mean
00:39:42i mean
00:39:44mia and i want to take you shopping
00:39:47destiny me and jules are talking
00:39:49and she was about to answer a very important question
00:39:51i don't want to go shopping with mia
00:39:54but i really don't want to lie to noah and tell him i don't have feelings for him
00:39:58or tell him about my dad and the debt
00:40:02we can talk later
00:40:03i promise
00:40:15the girls go shopping
00:40:17saturdays are for the boys
00:40:22must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
00:40:25i cannot wait to crush your ego
00:40:27once i get jules and the lehman internship
00:40:30dude the lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
00:40:34it was tailored for sigmas
00:40:36like me
00:40:37the internship is mine
00:40:39believe me
00:40:40me and jules are in this for good
00:40:42or at least until the end of the summer and i have to pay up
00:40:53if it isn't my favorite customer
00:40:55oh that dress you ordered finally came in
00:41:00oh my god it's gorgeous
00:41:02yes i'm gonna go try this on
00:41:12you ordered the wrong size
00:41:14uh no i used the measurements that you gave me
00:41:17no you didn't that's impossible it doesn't fit
00:41:20maybe the zipper's stuck
00:41:22what are you doing
00:41:24i'm shopping
00:41:26do you not remember me
00:41:28i used to be in here all the time
00:41:30oh she can't afford this place anymore
00:41:32she can only shop at thrift stores
00:41:35but what mia says goes
00:41:37so your money's no good here
00:41:40you know what
00:41:41you're right
00:41:42i have better things to do
00:41:44than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:41:47that's it
00:41:47you're out
00:41:49oh mr allen
00:41:51excuse me
00:41:52i'm just gonna take out the trash
00:41:53trash
00:41:54yeah
00:41:55that's my girlfriend
00:41:56oh
00:42:02apparently i'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
00:42:06see this car
00:42:09has no spending limit
00:42:10my girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:42:14and i would like to try this dress on first
00:42:17no way this is mine
00:42:18are you gonna purchase it
00:42:19no
00:42:20not with this janky little zipper
00:42:23great let's try it on jules
00:42:39what do you think?
00:42:44noah
00:42:46will you come help zip me up?
00:42:50of course
00:42:57you know there's only one problem with this dress
00:43:00is it too expensive?
00:43:02no
00:43:04it breaks a no boner rule
00:43:13well
00:43:14aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:23thank you noah
00:43:26you can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:43:30like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:43:37put the dress on my card
00:43:41excuse me
00:43:42excuse me
00:43:43i am missing a very expensive necklace
00:43:48i bet she stole it
00:43:49i would never
00:43:51then dump out your bag and prove it
00:43:55fine
00:43:56whatever mia
00:44:11see
00:44:11told ya
00:44:18i don't know how that got there
00:44:20well she stole it
00:44:24and i believe that $500 is a felony
00:44:29call the police
00:44:31don't call the police
00:44:33this is all my fault
00:44:34no it's not
00:44:35yes it is
00:44:37i wanted to surprise you
00:44:39so i put the necklace in your purse
00:44:41but i was gonna pay for it once everybody left
00:44:44you can't do this
00:44:45it's a waste of money
00:44:47neither of us want me to win
00:44:49it's worth it trust me
00:44:52and you look beautiful in that dress
00:44:54put the necklace on my card as well
00:44:56please and thank you
00:45:06let's go
00:45:06let's go
00:45:07let's go
00:45:07let's go
00:45:07let's go
00:45:08let's go
00:45:09there he is
00:45:12Jules is looking pretty
00:45:13hot tonight
00:45:15yeah Jules looks hot every night
00:45:17well enjoy it while it lasts
00:45:18because after tonight
00:45:19I'll have that little slut begging for me
00:45:26watch your mouth
00:45:28don't talk about Jules like that
00:45:30okay dude
00:45:32Jules was mine first
00:45:33I dumped her
00:45:34okay?
00:45:35it's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
00:45:37Jules broke up with you
00:45:39so she could be with me
00:45:42okay
00:45:42alright
00:45:44let's add some heat to our bet
00:45:46yeah?
00:45:47I get Jules' panties off by the end of tonight
00:45:50you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:51and never come back to the summer house
00:45:53hmm?
00:45:54fine
00:45:54and when you don't hook up with Jules
00:45:56I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer okay?
00:45:59I don't even want you looking at her
00:46:01deal
00:46:06you better not make me go into that club alone
00:46:10Jules you are looking so hot in that dress
00:46:19eat shit
00:46:20hey
00:46:23don't leave my side the rest of the night okay?
00:46:26enjoy it while it lasts Noah
00:46:28because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:29unless it's with me
00:46:40hey
00:46:46where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:48where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:48I don't know
00:46:49Jules
00:46:51you didn't answer my question
00:46:53about what?
00:46:55the music in here?
00:46:56because I think it sucks
00:46:58Jules
00:47:00tell me that you want to be with me
00:47:02for real
00:47:03no contracts and no money
00:47:05I mean it
00:47:07I need Jules to come with me
00:47:09uh Destiny
00:47:10we're right in the middle of something
00:47:11like I care
00:47:13I need Jules to come backstage with me
00:47:17I'm sorry
00:47:19we'll talk about it later okay?
00:47:21have fun
00:47:23here
00:47:24put this on
00:47:26I entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:47:30just gonna play national music
00:47:30the piece of music
00:47:55I think I'm not sure
00:47:55it's just gonna have a look at the camera
00:47:55we hope to make sure
00:47:55what's the situation
00:47:55that's different
00:47:56thank you
00:47:56thank you
00:47:59You're crazy.
00:48:00Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:07You're on.
00:48:14Follow me.
00:48:20Let the show begin.
00:48:32You think you're hot shit?
00:48:34Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:48:38Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:48:41Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:47The rules are simple.
00:48:50Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:55And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:59Woo!
00:48:59Woo!
00:49:14Yeah, come on.
00:49:16Yeah.
00:49:18Come on, come back.
00:49:20Come back.
00:49:23Come back.
00:49:25I'm dad girl, I got the weight of the world
00:49:28Way to the world
00:49:29To give me diamonds and pearls
00:49:31Diamonds and pearls
00:49:33Now on, you're waiting on me
00:49:36Anticipate
00:49:36particular Your never met
00:49:38I'm dad girl, I got the weight of the world
00:49:41Way to the world
00:49:42To give me diamonds and pearls
00:49:44Diamonds and pearls
00:49:45Now on, you're waiting on me
00:49:49Anticipate
00:49:49Steak my mind
00:49:50Wait, wait, wait, come back
00:49:58Top that.
00:50:13Top that.
00:50:28You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:50:31Show them all.
00:50:32Chase that high, but I won't be around when you cry, if you cry.
00:50:43The tears on your face are falling in vain when you cry.
00:50:52The same moment swings.
00:50:55I left you with pain.
00:51:02Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special now.
00:51:09Yeah, I got you.
00:51:14Here's a test.
00:51:17And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:51:23And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:51:28Mia!
00:51:30Woo!
00:51:34As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:51:39I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public fabric.
00:51:46Here we go.
00:51:48Jewels, wait.
00:51:53You look upset.
00:51:56What are you, my therapist?
00:51:59Fuck off.
00:52:00No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:52:06Jewels, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:52:13What is that?
00:52:14Oh, you got time?
00:52:16Come on, Jewels.
00:52:17You want to have some fun?
00:52:21No, thanks.
00:52:24Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:52:28Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:52:32Better play along.
00:52:43Bottoms up.
00:52:46Cheers.
00:52:48All right.
00:52:50Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:52Come on.
00:52:52I'm going to go change.
00:52:57Destiny, have you seen Jewels?
00:53:00I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:02Emmett was with her.
00:53:05That little shit.
00:53:14Don't move.
00:53:20What do you think you're doing?
00:53:22Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:53:25Both know you want this.
00:53:27Be gentle.
00:53:28Just like our first time, remember?
00:53:30Back off.
00:53:32Just relax, baby.
00:53:34Let that E kick in.
00:53:35You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:53:38Oh.
00:53:39I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:53:41Let go of me.
00:53:42This is just going to take a minute.
00:53:47Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:53:51Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:53:53Jewels?
00:53:55Jewels, are you in there?
00:53:56Noah, help me!
00:54:02Noah, help me!
00:54:06Emmett, get off of her!
00:54:08You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:54:11What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:16Emmett, she doesn't want you!
00:54:18What are you doing?
00:54:19She wants me so bad, dude.
00:54:21Even if she won't say so.
00:54:28Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:54:30I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:54:35Wait, stop!
00:54:43This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:55This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:01You look like shit.
00:55:04Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:55:06All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:55:09Hey!
00:55:11Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:55:18Mia, stop.
00:55:21This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:55:25Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:55:27Be so fucking for real.
00:55:28Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:55:31You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:55:36And, you know what?
00:55:38He's coming back to the house with me.
00:55:40Tonight.
00:55:42Mia, sit down.
00:55:44Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:55:49Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:55:51Let's go.
00:56:03Let's go.
00:56:07Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:56:11Ow.
00:56:12You're hurt.
00:56:13Let me help you.
00:56:21I'm a big girl.
00:56:23I can handle myself.
00:56:39I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:56:41I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:56:44Really.
00:56:45I didn't take them.
00:56:48You didn't take the pills?
00:56:54You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:57It's twice as fun.
00:56:59And I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:09What are you trying to give me?
00:57:15Rocky Road.
00:57:18Ow.
00:57:19Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:57:20This is how you repay me?
00:57:22How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:57:27I'm not an asshole.
00:57:29No.
00:57:30You're the king of assholes.
00:57:33You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:57:37but whatever.
00:57:44I got to show you something.
00:57:55I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:03And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:58:10It worked.
00:58:24I've wanted you all summer.
00:58:27Stop waiting.
00:58:28Mom.
00:58:30I need you.
00:58:32Now.
00:58:39What if somebody sees?
00:58:41Everybody's at the club.
00:58:44I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:46I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:48I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:54I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:00I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:21I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:22Hi, this is Alan.
00:59:23It's Mia.
00:59:24Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:59:26Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
00:59:30and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:59:34Okay, bye.
00:59:49Hey, sleepy little.
00:59:51What are you doing up so early?
00:59:54I thought I wore you out last night.
00:59:56I'm ready for another round.
00:59:59Hey, can you knock?
01:00:00Can you put your boner away?
01:00:03Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
01:00:06Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:08It's worse than a fire!
01:00:12Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:00:22You're fucking with me.
01:00:23What's the big deal?
01:00:24Uh, there's the drugs.
01:00:25And the mess.
01:00:26And you.
01:00:26What about me?
01:00:27She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:00:29But, like, in a bad way.
01:00:30Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
01:00:32and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:00:35I need to get out of here.
01:00:36I'll hide Jules.
01:00:37I'll distract Mom.
01:00:42Yo, Jason.
01:00:43I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:00:44Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:00:52Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:00:53Got it.
01:01:02Get your brother.
01:01:05Now.
01:01:11Mommy!
01:01:13Wait!
01:01:13Noah!
01:01:15Uh...
01:01:19My baby boy!
01:01:21Mom!
01:01:22Hi!
01:01:22Hey!
01:01:23Hey!
01:01:23Mama!
01:01:24I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:01:27Mia called and said she needed the family ring...
01:01:30to propose!
01:01:36Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:01:44None of your business.
01:01:46Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:01:54I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:01:58What is that slut doing here?
01:02:04You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:02:06Get out of this house!
01:02:08Mom!
01:02:08Noah!
01:02:09A little help?
01:02:10Uh, Mom!
01:02:11Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:02:18Uh, yes!
01:02:19It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:02:24Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:02:29Lisa!
01:02:30My second mommy!
01:02:33We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:02:35Oh, yes, we do.
01:02:39You're marrying Mia now?
01:02:41I have no idea what got into her head.
01:02:43I am so sorry, okay?
01:02:44But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:02:47Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:02:50Please?
01:03:00My head hurts.
01:03:02Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:03:04Yeah!
01:03:05I have some in my purse.
01:03:07Oh, thanks.
01:03:13She's prepared.
01:03:22Water!
01:03:24Water!
01:03:24I need water!
01:03:28Jules, what did you give my mom?
01:03:31Aspirin!
01:03:32Aspirin?
01:03:32Woo!
01:03:34It's so hot in here.
01:03:37Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:03:42Oh, no.
01:03:44Woo!
01:03:45Hey, I have an idea.
01:03:46Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:03:49I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:03:52Oh, that's enough.
01:03:53I've got to talk to you.
01:03:55Let's go.
01:03:56Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:03:59Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:01No way.
01:04:02You gave her those?
01:04:03I didn't give them.
01:04:05She found them.
01:04:06Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:07Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:04:10She hates you already.
01:04:11What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:15Where did she go?
01:04:31Mom, get out of the pool.
01:04:33No way!
01:04:34It feels so good.
01:04:36Oh, wait, no.
01:04:41Ow!
01:04:42I'm drowning!
01:04:44Mia, save me!
01:04:46Oh, absolutely not.
01:04:48I'm not going in there.
01:04:51Ow!
01:04:53Ow!
01:04:56Ow!
01:04:57Ow!
01:05:00Ow!
01:05:01Ow!
01:05:01Ow!
01:05:01Ow!
01:05:01Ow!
01:05:02Ow!
01:05:03Ow!
01:05:04Ow!
01:05:04Ow!
01:05:05Ow!
01:05:08Ow!
01:05:10Ow!
01:05:12Ow!
01:05:13Ow!
01:05:15Ow!
01:05:15Ow!
01:05:16Ow!
01:05:16Ow!
01:05:17You saved me?
01:05:20Here.
01:05:22I brought you some tea.
01:05:28I was wrong about you.
01:05:30I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:05:42Thank you for taking care of her.
01:05:46I hope I was a good maid.
01:05:48Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:05:50Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:05:54You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:00I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:06:03No feelings.
01:06:05Remember?
01:06:12I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:06:16I'll tear it up right now.
01:06:18I mean it.
01:06:21I need that money more than I want you.
01:06:26When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:06:31If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:06:36So it was really always just about the money?
01:06:38Really?
01:06:40When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:06:43But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:06:55Come with me.
01:07:01I want to give you the money.
01:07:04Not as your boss.
01:07:06As your boyfriend.
01:07:08Feels I want to give you everything.
01:07:12I don't know what to say.
01:07:17Just let me take care of you.
01:07:24And tell me that you love me.
01:07:46I don't think I can say it.
01:07:51Let me take care of you.
01:07:53It's the least you can do.
01:07:56Fine.
01:07:58You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:01And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:04I know you do.
01:08:10Good morning, everyone.
01:08:12Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:14Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:20I was just leaving.
01:08:21You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:23We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:08:29After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's
01:08:35life forever.
01:08:36But, after you saved me, all I can say is...
01:08:43Welcome to the family!
01:08:49You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:08:52That was before you left me to drown.
01:08:56I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:01Adios.
01:09:04Bye, Mom.
01:09:09I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:12Good luck with that.
01:09:14I don't need luck.
01:09:16I have a really big brain.
01:09:24There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:31What is this?
01:09:39Ew, what died in here?
01:09:42My manhood.
01:09:45Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:09:47Ugh, really?
01:09:51I don't like to read.
01:09:53It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:09:55They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:10:01That's cheating.
01:10:02Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:10:08I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:10:15I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:18I know. I know.
01:10:20But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:10:27What up, lovebirds?
01:10:30Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:10:32You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:38Who are you?
01:10:40I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:10:51Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:10:55Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:10:59I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:03The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:06I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:11I have enough friends. Thanks.
01:11:16Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:20Uh, I'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble.
01:11:23And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:28The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:11:33And I get bored easy.
01:11:38Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:11:44Interview starts now.
01:11:45Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:11:49Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:11:52Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:11:54That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:04That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:06He's a total clown.
01:12:09Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:12:14And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:16But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:19Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:21I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:26I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:12:31And then our sex tape got released.
01:12:34And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:12:37The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:12:41Jules, I need this internship.
01:12:42And so do you.
01:12:44Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:12:52You lied to me.
01:12:53No, I didn't lie to you.
01:12:54I just...
01:12:56I just didn't tell you everything.
01:12:58I'm sorry.
01:13:02Everybody!
01:13:03Let's get the party started!
01:13:06Woohoo!
01:13:07It's over!
01:13:10Grab your bag.
01:13:14Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:20I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:23There's something special about you.
01:13:26You're so...
01:13:27beautiful.
01:13:29Thanks.
01:13:30But I'm taken.
01:13:32I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:35Noah...
01:13:36Tell me...
01:13:38Who snatched this hottie up?
01:13:40That'd be me.
01:13:43You're a lucky man.
01:13:45I know.
01:13:49How long is he gonna be here?
01:13:52I'll protect you.
01:13:54And look at here!
01:13:56The happy little couple.
01:13:59From...
01:14:00soulmates...
01:14:01to soulmates.
01:14:06Emmett?
01:14:07Noah and I are talking.
01:14:09Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:12Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:15Yeah.
01:14:16He's finally gonna win our bet.
01:14:18What bet?
01:14:22What bet?
01:14:23I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship
01:14:28pool.
01:14:30But that's not true.
01:14:32Yeah, it is.
01:14:33I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:14:36I recorded the whole thing.
01:14:38You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:14:44I don't want to hear it.
01:14:47Yeah...
01:14:47I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:14:51Hmm?
01:14:52I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:14:56I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:14:58I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:02Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:08Chicks, dude.
01:15:10I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:15:11I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:15:15I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:19You're pathetic.
01:15:21Me.
01:15:23Whatever, dude.
01:15:27What were you thinking?
01:15:29That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:15:33I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:15:37You're a sexy girl.
01:15:40We could have a lot of fun.
01:15:42I don't have time for that shit.
01:15:44Then make time.
01:15:45There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:15:47The boys share their toys.
01:15:51And I want to play with you.
01:15:53I don't want to be played with.
01:15:55If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:15:59The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:02Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:06What do I have to do?
01:16:09Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:30What would I have to do?
01:16:36Mia.
01:16:38You know where Jules is?
01:16:40Ugh.
01:16:40You're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:43Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:16:45Mia.
01:16:47A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:16:49Get it through your head.
01:16:50I want to be with Jules.
01:16:53Why do you like her so much?
01:16:55I don't like her.
01:16:58I love her.
01:17:02You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:17:05For falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:07You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:09Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:11Found your girlfriend.
01:17:25If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:17:28Yes.
01:17:29And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:31We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:17:35My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:38Wait.
01:17:40Now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:42Damn.
01:17:43You were great.
01:17:45Just one kiss.
01:17:47That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:58Wasn't that easy?
01:18:00How about another?
01:18:05Get off of her.
01:18:10Get off of her.
01:18:13Let me have my fun.
01:18:14Then you can take your turn.
01:18:15If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:18You wouldn't dare.
01:18:21You little shit.
01:18:23You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:24Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:18:26Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:32You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:34You want to mess with me?
01:18:35You want to mess with me?
01:18:36Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing
01:18:41young girls around.
01:18:43You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:18:45Please, don't tell my wife.
01:18:47Get out of my face, old man.
01:18:59How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:02How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:04It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:06Don't lie to me.
01:19:07I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:15I should be the one that's mad.
01:19:17You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:20You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:19:24Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:19:28Tell him you love him.
01:19:30It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:42You're fired.
01:19:44Get out of my house.
01:20:00You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:06You never belonged with us.
01:20:08And now it's your turn to go.
01:20:12I played you and I won.
01:20:15This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:18Oh, honey.
01:20:20This has everything to do with me.
01:20:27I planted the camera in your room.
01:20:30And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:20:34And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:42You thought you were better than me.
01:20:45But I always win.
01:20:48All I fucking do is win.
01:20:55A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:20:59A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:07Mom, I saved the house.
01:21:12It's too late.
01:21:19Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:22Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:21:26That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:29You lose everything.
01:21:32Oh, God.
01:21:44Can I help you?
01:21:46What are you doing in that uniform?
01:21:49My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:21:53I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:21:58Do you have anything?
01:22:09Here's five bucks.
01:22:11You need it more than I do.
01:22:14Thanks.
01:22:19This money feels dirty.
01:22:21I never want to see this check again.
01:22:34Miss me?
01:22:39Miss me?
01:22:48Get lost.
01:22:50I deserve that.
01:22:54Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:22:57And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:03Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:05Yeah.
01:23:06This morning I bought it.
01:23:09You bought my house from under us?
01:23:12Look at the name on the title.
01:23:16Oh, my God.
01:23:18You put it under my name.
01:23:21It's yours, Jules.
01:23:22It's all yours.
01:23:25But...
01:23:25I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:23:29Another condition?
01:23:31What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:34Sleep with your boss?
01:23:36Drug your mom?
01:23:37No.
01:23:40But I would like you to meet me at the summer house...
01:23:42tonight.
01:23:49And at 8pm.
01:23:51And I want you to wear this.
01:24:06What are you doing here?
01:24:08Noah told me to come.
01:24:10Really?
01:24:11How pathetic.
01:24:13Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:24:18He's proposing to you?
01:24:20When did you two get back together?
01:24:22Well, it's not official yet.
01:24:25But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:24:28And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:24:32I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:24:36Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:24:41Mia!
01:24:42Jules!
01:24:43I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:24:45Why did you invite me here?
01:24:47To watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:50Propose?
01:24:51Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:24:53Oh, please. The big question.
01:24:56Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:00Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:05Uh...
01:25:06How did you know about that?
01:25:08Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:25:10And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:25:13You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:25:17Okay.
01:25:19Fine.
01:25:20Yeah.
01:25:21I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet,
01:25:23but I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:25:28What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
01:25:30Actually, that's my job.
01:25:32Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:25:35What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:37These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:25:40Oh, daddy!
01:25:42Bye, ma'am.
01:25:45If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:25:50That's not why I invited you here.
01:25:56Everybody!
01:25:58What is he doing?
01:26:03I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:26:10And here are my secrets.
01:26:14I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:16I do.
01:26:18And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:26:25And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:26:27Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:26:30And I have one more secret.
01:26:34Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:26:41And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:43Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:45I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:26:55Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:26:57I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:27:01Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:27:12Of course I do.
01:27:15Now, let's party.
01:27:16I'm the best I ain't gotta say much and that's a fact.
01:27:20All I do is when for when living I can't keep track, huh?
01:27:23I just up the stove that made me mad, I up the tax, huh?
01:27:26I'm too far gone in my back.
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