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¡No Es Una Mendiga, Es Una Diosa Sanadora
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00:00:00The Goddess of Healing.
00:00:03She is eccentric and elusive and no one has ever seen her before.
00:00:08Whoever finds the Goddess Healer will give her five million dollars.
00:00:13Oh, kind stranger, let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:00:17I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:00:20My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved his country from a terrorist attack.
00:00:24If he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:00:28It's a deal.
00:00:30I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:00:31How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:00:35I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:00:38That's right. The Queen, Angel, and I are already the top doctors in the world.
00:00:43If we can't save him, no one can.
00:00:46Don't don the mantle of Doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:00:50Now stop getting in my way.
00:00:53Every second counts.
00:00:58Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:01:02Please save my time.
00:01:04Please save my time.
00:01:20Rod of a sepia.
00:01:39Rejuvenate.
00:01:47Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:01:52No, please. Don't call me that.
00:01:55I'm just glad I could help.
00:02:01Here you go, miss.
00:02:06Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:02:10in need?
00:02:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:02:28run!
00:02:31Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:02:40Right. Rewrites the wrong.
00:02:45Rejuvenate.
00:02:50See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:02:56Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:03:09Hey, hey, hey!
00:03:13Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:03:20anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:03:22Be Lysander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:03:28He's so hot.
00:03:30Does he come with the money?
00:03:32Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:03:42Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:03:44Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:03:48Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:03:52Grandma!
00:03:53I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:56Grandma?
00:03:58Grandma.
00:03:59When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:04:03I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:04:05And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:04:11Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:04:18We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:04:23Oh, no!
00:04:32Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:04:35Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:04:40Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:04:42What?
00:04:43The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:04:47What? Oh, geez, this has given me a migraine.
00:04:51Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:04:54I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:57Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:05:03I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:05:07Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:05:09Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:05:14Hold still.
00:05:22My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:05:28Come on. Come on.
00:05:29Oh!
00:05:42How is he? What is the diagnosis?
00:05:45Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:05:48I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:05:51Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:05:54Don't worry, General. I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:06:00I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:06:21I have no clue what this is.
00:06:25Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:06:30That's why we saved the best for last.
00:06:33Me, the witch doctor.
00:06:35I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:06:47He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:06:49Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:56Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:07:02If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:07:08Who?
00:07:11The goddess of healing.
00:07:15Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:07:19That's correct. Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leads the forest. That's her motto.
00:07:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:07:31She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:07:37If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:07:42bankrupt.
00:07:43I will find her. James, come.
00:07:46Put out a voucher. To the entire world.
00:07:50Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:07:54There's no need.
00:08:09I'll save your son.
00:08:12Who the hell is she?
00:08:13Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:08:15She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:08:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:08:22Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:08:26She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:08:29Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:08:33I bet it has fleas.
00:08:35That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:08:39Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:08:45Don't touch him.
00:08:49They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:08:51But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:08:54So step aside.
00:08:56I'll take it from here.
00:08:58Could you hold this?
00:08:59Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son.
00:09:02I'm the richest tycoon in this country, and a former general.
00:09:06I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:09:09I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:09:15Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:09:19A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:09:26Ew! Disgusting.
00:09:28Go back to being a prostitute.
00:09:29Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:09:35If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:09:41Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:09:47Maybe we should give her a try?
00:09:49You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:09:53Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:55But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:10:01Is that any way to ask for help?
00:10:04You'd be blessed to have me.
00:10:06And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:10:09But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:10:14Seven, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:10:16No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:10:23Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:10:29My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:10:33Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:10:38Who says I want to marry him?
00:10:40As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:10:47Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:10:50I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:10:53You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:56Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:11:00Continue wasting your time.
00:11:02But I'm saving this patient.
00:11:14Oh, okay!
00:11:17What's happening?
00:11:19What are we doing?
00:11:30What the hell are you doing?
00:11:33I knew she was a perv!
00:11:35She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:11:37Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:11:41Are you insane?
00:11:42Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:11:46He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:54Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:58Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known for man, right?
00:12:01I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:12:05And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
00:12:12This?
00:12:18Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:12:22What?
00:12:23What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:12:30Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:12:35I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of us doctors who
00:12:41have studied for years?
00:12:42We are all certified.
00:12:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:12:48She's right about everything.
00:12:52Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:57And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:13:00Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:02And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:13:04Because I just discovered it.
00:13:07This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:13:11The chances are a billion to one. A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:13:15But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:13:20What a bunch of baloney.
00:13:22I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:13:26Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:13:30You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:13:35I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:13:39Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:13:42And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases.
00:13:46Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:13:50Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:13:52Oh, yeah.
00:13:54If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:58I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:14:01Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:14:05What is that supposed to mean?
00:14:06It means you're being schooled by me.
00:14:08And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:14:12Then let's have a bet.
00:14:14If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:14:20And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:14:24Mm-hmm.
00:14:26These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:14:30You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:14:33Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:14:37There's too many lives at stake.
00:14:41Don't worry. I got this.
00:14:45It's a deal.
00:14:47I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:14:49No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:57Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:15:04Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:15:07Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:15:20I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:15:23I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:15:26I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:15:31Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:15:34Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:15:35Don't listen to her.
00:15:38She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:15:43Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:15:46Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:15:50you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:54What? Did you just call me?
00:15:58There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:16:02Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:16:07Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you,
00:16:10you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:16:13Oh, yeah?
00:16:13You wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:16:16Well, put down the dog!
00:16:17With pleasure.
00:16:34Left. Leave the wrong breath.
00:16:37Oh!
00:16:41You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:16:46She's poisoned!
00:16:48It was her!
00:16:49Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:52Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:16:54but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:58This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:17:01Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:17:03Of course.
00:17:05I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:17:08If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:17:28Why is she skidding blood?
00:17:29This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:17:31I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:17:34Angel herbalist.
00:17:35This is what I call...
00:17:38Malpractice.
00:17:40This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:17:41But she deserves a little punishment.
00:17:44Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:17:46Jacuzzi is ready?
00:17:47Right this way.
00:17:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:17:50What the hell is going on?
00:17:51You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:56Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:18:00Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:18:06General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:18:11Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:18:15Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:18:18If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:18:25Alright. But I warn you, no fun business.
00:18:40If she's going to be chuffed in a room where she's going.
00:18:44What?
00:18:49What?
00:18:50What?
00:18:52What?
00:18:54What?
00:18:55What?
00:18:56What?
00:19:01What?
00:19:28You really shouldn't leave
00:19:31your precious son in there
00:19:32with that homeless conwoman,
00:19:34General Armstrong.
00:19:35Exactly.
00:19:36What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:19:38She could blackmail you
00:19:39for millions.
00:19:42That's what I would do
00:19:43if I was that poor.
00:19:44And then the Armstrong family
00:19:45will be the laughingstock
00:19:46of the nation.
00:19:47Held for ransom
00:19:49by a homeless woman.
00:19:51Dad, you can't seriously
00:19:52be listening to that.
00:19:53We have to have faith.
00:19:55Where did you actually find
00:19:57this little life?
00:20:00Uh, on the streets?
00:20:02Are you shitting me?
00:20:04You found this bum
00:20:05on the streets?
00:20:06Are you nuts?
00:20:07You don't know her.
00:20:08You don't know her background.
00:20:09She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:20:11That is it, General.
00:20:12You have to go in
00:20:13and stop this now.
00:20:14You're right.
00:20:15That's it.
00:20:15I'm shutting down
00:20:16this clown show right now.
00:20:17James, let's go.
00:20:18Yes, sir.
00:20:22Oh, my...
00:20:29I told you all
00:20:30to stay out.
00:20:36This is a critical moment
00:20:38for you.
00:20:38We can't be interrupted.
00:20:40Otherwise,
00:20:41we'd both die.
00:20:45I'm not going to let
00:20:46this homeless hoochie mama
00:20:48trap my son.
00:20:51I'm going to save him
00:20:52myself.
00:20:53No.
00:20:58You see that, General?
00:20:59This isn't just
00:21:00a gull-dicking con woman.
00:21:02This is a witchcraft.
00:21:04I know what this is.
00:21:06This is the dark witch.
00:21:08I've heard of her.
00:21:09She uses her dark magic
00:21:11to steal the hearts
00:21:12of young, handsome men
00:21:14and she eats them alive.
00:21:15I'm going to kill that bitch
00:21:17before she takes my son.
00:21:18James,
00:21:19get the SWAT team.
00:21:21Yes, sir.
00:21:25You're regaining consciousness.
00:21:37Help me.
00:21:38I just want to...
00:21:43Something is wrong.
00:21:46You were drunk
00:21:47with an aphrodisiac.
00:21:49Lysander Armstrong
00:21:51and his fortune
00:21:52will soon be mine.
00:21:54That's one more thing
00:21:55I'm saving you from.
00:22:04Sir?
00:22:05The SWAT team is here.
00:22:06Captain Morales.
00:22:09My son is trapped
00:22:11behind there
00:22:11with a devious
00:22:13man-eating witch.
00:22:15I need you to do
00:22:15whatever you can
00:22:16to tear down that door.
00:22:18Rest assured,
00:22:19General Armstrong.
00:22:20We'll break down that door
00:22:21and bury that bitch alive.
00:22:27Bryce
00:22:28rewrites the wrong.
00:22:33Human.
00:22:37Who the fuck are you?
00:22:38And why the hell
00:22:39are we in it?
00:22:41Good.
00:22:42You're awake.
00:22:43I'm saving you.
00:22:45Saving me?
00:22:46By bathing with me?
00:22:48Who are you?
00:22:49Your fucking spy?
00:22:51Talk!
00:22:51I swear to God,
00:22:52I'll have you arrested
00:22:53for this.
00:22:55You're the one
00:22:56who's trying to kiss me
00:22:57in your stipper.
00:23:00I will never.
00:23:01Oh, really?
00:23:16Look who's guilty now.
00:23:19Look, I don't know
00:23:20what the fuck this is,
00:23:21all right,
00:23:21but it is a biological fact.
00:23:23A man is attracted
00:23:25to a naked woman
00:23:28and her breasts.
00:23:29Science, okay?
00:23:30It just means that my body
00:23:31is physically...
00:23:31Oh, shut up.
00:23:32It's physically...
00:23:35You're just acting me
00:23:36like you're flying.
00:23:37And I'm a professional.
00:23:39I hear Lysander's voice.
00:23:41Captain, do something now.
00:23:43Ready!
00:23:48Or all is better.
00:23:51Aim!
00:23:53Get him, boys.
00:23:54Get him!
00:23:56Fire!
00:23:59Fire!
00:24:01Fire!
00:24:01Fire!
00:24:05Fire!
00:24:08Fire!
00:24:15Those davis hills.
00:24:17How is this possible?
00:24:19It's not even a scratch.
00:24:21I told you
00:24:21this is dark magic.
00:24:23Of course,
00:24:24your earthy bullets
00:24:24won't do a thing.
00:24:25No.
00:24:26I believe
00:24:26Miss Trixie
00:24:27is a good person.
00:24:28She's not the dark witch.
00:24:30Young,
00:24:31Master Armstrong,
00:24:32you are too easily fooled.
00:24:34This homeless psycho
00:24:35doesn't even have
00:24:36the skills to make a living.
00:24:38How is she going
00:24:39to save someone else's life?
00:24:40That's right.
00:24:41The Queen Angel and I
00:24:42are already the top
00:24:43female doctors
00:24:44in the world.
00:24:45If we can't save him,
00:24:47no one can.
00:24:48Except for the
00:24:48goddess healer.
00:24:49Think about it.
00:24:50We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:52He's been in a coma
00:24:53for two years.
00:24:54Miss Trixie
00:24:54must have woken him up.
00:24:55You're right.
00:24:56This homeless girl
00:24:58is maybe
00:24:59the goddess
00:25:01maybe this
00:25:02homeless girl
00:25:03is really the goddess.
00:25:04No!
00:25:04No!
00:25:06Absolutely not!
00:25:07There is no way
00:25:08this hobo girl
00:25:09is better than us!
00:25:10How could you know
00:25:11for sure?
00:25:12Right now,
00:25:12what we need to do
00:25:13is not interrupt
00:25:14Miss Trixie.
00:25:15you're wrong, sir!
00:25:16This homeless snake
00:25:18is using the forbidden
00:25:19techniques on Master Lysander.
00:25:21It's called
00:25:21borderline revival.
00:25:23She uses torturous pain
00:25:25to wake the patient.
00:25:27But only temporarily.
00:25:28It's a trick
00:25:29to pull the wool
00:25:30over your eyes
00:25:32and ears.
00:25:33That means my son
00:25:34is in tremendous pain.
00:25:35I'm going to ask you two
00:25:37to do whatever you can
00:25:38to kill that
00:25:39antler rod
00:25:40bearing witch.
00:25:41My son doesn't
00:25:42deserve this.
00:25:43He is dying right now
00:25:45naked in a jacuzzi
00:25:46with a smelly vagrant.
00:25:48Then it looks like
00:25:49it's up to me.
00:25:50The witch doctor.
00:25:51Only I know
00:25:52the right techniques
00:25:53to take her down.
00:25:56My son's life
00:25:57is in your hands.
00:25:58You heal him,
00:25:59I will give you
00:26:00whatever your heart desires.
00:26:02I don't know
00:26:03who you are
00:26:04but there is
00:26:05no way
00:26:06I am letting you
00:26:07rip my golden bachelor
00:26:08away from me.
00:26:10This is it.
00:26:12It's the machine touch.
00:26:14I must now
00:26:15give you the kiss of life.
00:26:17So we can both
00:26:18survive.
00:26:36It's poison gas.
00:26:38That poison gas
00:26:40will smoke them out
00:26:41and end her torture
00:26:42over Master Lysander.
00:26:43Poison gas?
00:26:45My son is in there.
00:26:46You're jeopardizing
00:26:47his life as well.
00:26:48No, don't worry General.
00:26:50Gold diggers like her
00:26:51only care about themselves.
00:26:53Soon
00:26:54she'll come out
00:26:55crying to Mommy.
00:26:56Then we can reverse
00:26:57the poison on your son
00:26:58and then he can
00:26:59marry one of us.
00:27:01They really won't
00:27:02stop until they
00:27:03get both of us killed.
00:27:07I knew they promised you
00:27:08that I'd save you.
00:27:10Now or never.
00:27:12Never.
00:27:23What the hell
00:27:24are they doing in there?
00:27:25It's been over
00:27:26ten minutes.
00:27:27Wait a second.
00:27:28You don't think
00:27:29that they're...
00:27:30You!
00:27:31You suffocated
00:27:32my brother and
00:27:33Miss Trixie in there!
00:27:34Don't point your fingers
00:27:35at me!
00:27:35If your brother's dead
00:27:37it's because of
00:27:38that homeless
00:27:38gold digger.
00:27:39Oh my god.
00:27:40Yeah, she's the one
00:27:41who sealed the door shut.
00:27:43I mean she probably
00:27:44locked themselves
00:27:45in there on accident.
00:27:46Miss Trixie wouldn't
00:27:47have to do that
00:27:48if you weren't trying
00:27:48to sabotage her
00:27:49from saving my brother.
00:27:51This is taking
00:27:51way too long.
00:27:53Captain Morales
00:27:54time to get out
00:27:55the big guns.
00:27:57These bazookas
00:27:58can flatten
00:27:59even a bomb shelter.
00:28:01Bazooka.
00:28:02She won't be able
00:28:02to hide even if
00:28:03she's the devil himself.
00:28:05Crap.
00:28:05Oh my god.
00:28:06Get back son.
00:28:08Ready.
00:28:10Aim.
00:28:10Oh shit.
00:28:15Quit your whining
00:28:17and stand down.
00:28:29The parasite's
00:28:30been extracted.
00:28:31Shoot her dead now.
00:28:32Do I need to
00:28:33fix your hearing too?
00:28:35I said stand down.
00:28:38Don't listen to her.
00:28:39She's a fraud.
00:28:40A termite
00:28:41to the field of medicine.
00:28:42I just saved this man
00:28:44that otherwise
00:28:44would have died
00:28:44in your care.
00:28:46If I'm a termite
00:28:47then you're worse
00:28:49than a disease
00:28:49spreading tick.
00:28:51Wait a second.
00:28:52Are you saying
00:28:53you cured my son?
00:28:54He'll wake
00:28:54in just a moment.
00:28:55You can see
00:28:56for yourself.
00:28:57Well now you're
00:28:58just asking
00:28:59to be exposed.
00:29:00That is it.
00:29:01No more stalling
00:29:02General.
00:29:03If you won't
00:29:03punish her
00:29:04I will.
00:29:08Don't hurt her.
00:29:14He's a cure.
00:29:21His pulse is regular.
00:29:22In fact
00:29:23it's never been better.
00:29:27There's no sign
00:29:28of illness
00:29:29infection
00:29:30or disease.
00:29:38Miss Trixie
00:29:39did it Dad.
00:29:40Lysander's warm again.
00:29:41He's not cold
00:29:42and pale
00:29:43like before.
00:29:44And his heart
00:29:44is strong.
00:29:45Come feel it.
00:29:48I saved my son.
00:29:51Next time
00:29:52don't go seeking
00:29:52medical advice
00:29:53from those
00:29:53with ill will.
00:29:54Your son
00:29:55would have
00:29:55otherwise died
00:29:56by their greedy
00:29:57and unskilled hands.
00:29:59I've learned
00:30:00my lesson.
00:30:00I will not let
00:30:01these two nutjobs
00:30:02ever practice
00:30:03their voodoo
00:30:04voodoo magic again.
00:30:05Wait wait.
00:30:06No no.
00:30:07There is only
00:30:07one person
00:30:08in the world
00:30:09who is more
00:30:10skilled in the field
00:30:11of medicine
00:30:11than the queen
00:30:12Angel and I
00:30:13and
00:30:15the goddess
00:30:16healer.
00:30:20Could you
00:30:21really be
00:30:21the goddess
00:30:22of healing?
00:30:23But rumor
00:30:23has it that
00:30:24the goddess
00:30:25of healing
00:30:25is well over
00:30:26100 years old
00:30:27and you don't
00:30:28look a day
00:30:29after 20.
00:30:30It doesn't
00:30:31matter who I am.
00:30:32What matters
00:30:33is that the patient
00:30:33is healthy again.
00:30:35Devin,
00:30:35I've repaid
00:30:36your kindness
00:30:36by fulfilling
00:30:37your wish
00:30:37of saving
00:30:38your brother.
00:30:39Take care.
00:30:40No wait.
00:30:41Miss Trixie,
00:30:42we still haven't
00:30:42fulfilled our
00:30:43promise to you yet.
00:30:44He's right.
00:30:45We are men
00:30:46of our words
00:30:47and as I promised
00:30:48you,
00:30:48my heir,
00:30:48Lysander,
00:30:49would take you
00:30:49as a wife
00:30:50if you cured him
00:30:51and you did
00:30:52just that.
00:30:52Of course,
00:30:53you're welcome
00:30:54to marry me
00:30:55instead.
00:30:57I really
00:30:57appreciate it
00:30:58but I'm
00:30:59sorry.
00:31:00I...
00:31:02I'm already
00:31:02engaged.
00:31:05Already
00:31:06engaged?
00:31:06I am.
00:31:07I've been
00:31:08patiently
00:31:08awaiting his
00:31:09return from
00:31:09deployment
00:31:10for the last
00:31:10three years
00:31:11and he's
00:31:12coming back
00:31:12today.
00:31:13But don't
00:31:14be disappointed.
00:31:15Really,
00:31:16I'm no one
00:31:17special.
00:31:17I just got
00:31:18lucky with
00:31:19your brother.
00:31:20Some guru
00:31:20taught me
00:31:21that spa
00:31:21water can
00:31:21cure all
00:31:22kinds of
00:31:22ailments.
00:31:23But you're
00:31:23still Lysander's
00:31:24savior.
00:31:24Please,
00:31:25let me give
00:31:26you what I
00:31:26promised.
00:31:27Take the
00:31:28gold.
00:31:28No,
00:31:29really.
00:31:30I don't
00:31:31need anything.
00:31:32I just
00:31:33believe in
00:31:33doing good
00:31:33in the
00:31:34world.
00:31:37Trixie,
00:31:38it's your
00:31:39fiance.
00:31:40He's back
00:31:41and he
00:31:41says he's
00:31:42breaking up
00:31:42with you.
00:31:45I must
00:31:46go.
00:31:52Hobo
00:31:53close.
00:31:54Halo
00:31:54glow.
00:31:55I bet
00:31:56the goddess
00:31:56healer is
00:31:57just like
00:31:57Miss
00:31:58Trixie.
00:31:58It was
00:31:59just dumb
00:32:00luck.
00:32:00She's
00:32:01even
00:32:01dumber
00:32:01for not
00:32:02accepting
00:32:02his
00:32:02marriage
00:32:02proposal.
00:32:03She could
00:32:04have been
00:32:04the richest
00:32:04woman in
00:32:05the world
00:32:05marrying the
00:32:06hottest,
00:32:07most powerful
00:32:08bachelor
00:32:09around.
00:32:12I'm going
00:32:12to marry
00:32:13that homeless
00:32:13woman.
00:32:18Oh my
00:32:18God.
00:32:19I mean,
00:32:20I don't
00:32:20know about
00:32:21that homeless
00:32:21bimbo,
00:32:22but this
00:32:23is godly.
00:32:25No,
00:32:25no,
00:32:26no,
00:32:26no,
00:32:27my sister,
00:32:28my sister
00:32:28are so much
00:32:29supposed to be
00:32:30mine.
00:32:32I'd so
00:32:32much rather
00:32:33share them
00:32:33with you
00:32:33than let
00:32:34that
00:32:34penniless,
00:32:35ugly
00:32:35bitch have
00:32:36him.
00:32:36You two
00:32:37nutjobs are
00:32:38a disgrace
00:32:38to your
00:32:38profession.
00:32:39Take these
00:32:40two weirdos
00:32:41out of here
00:32:41and revoke
00:32:42their licenses.
00:32:43Wait,
00:32:43no,
00:32:44we're not
00:32:45brides.
00:32:45No,
00:32:45she's just
00:32:46better than
00:32:46us.
00:32:48Oh my
00:32:49God.
00:32:52We were
00:32:52truly blessed
00:32:53to have
00:32:53Miss Trixie
00:32:54here,
00:32:54huh?
00:32:55She's no
00:32:55average Jane.
00:32:56No,
00:32:57she isn't.
00:32:57She said
00:32:58it was just
00:32:58dumb luck,
00:32:59but if she
00:33:00truly had
00:33:00these special
00:33:01skills,
00:33:02why did
00:33:02she wear
00:33:03that shit
00:33:03stained dress
00:33:04and had
00:33:04an impeccable
00:33:05looking doll?
00:33:06But think
00:33:06about the
00:33:06impenetrable
00:33:07walls.
00:33:07No normal
00:33:08person could
00:33:09have done
00:33:09that.
00:33:09Goddess
00:33:10or not,
00:33:11homeless
00:33:11or not,
00:33:12I don't
00:33:12care.
00:33:13I have
00:33:13never met
00:33:14a woman
00:33:14like that.
00:33:14I have
00:33:15to find
00:33:15her.
00:33:15I have
00:33:16to make
00:33:16her my
00:33:16life.
00:33:17She
00:33:17won my
00:33:17heart
00:33:18over too,
00:33:18but if
00:33:19my bestest
00:33:20big bro
00:33:20wants her,
00:33:21I'll help
00:33:22you find
00:33:22her.
00:33:22All right,
00:33:23listen,
00:33:24I need
00:33:24help
00:33:24finding
00:33:25three
00:33:25wedding
00:33:28gifts.
00:33:31I'm
00:33:31dumping
00:33:32Trixie,
00:33:32so I
00:33:33want you,
00:33:34your
00:33:34granddaughters,
00:33:35filthy
00:33:35things out
00:33:37of my
00:33:37house.
00:33:38Now,
00:33:39Trixie paid
00:33:40for this
00:33:40house.
00:33:41She
00:33:41waited for
00:33:42you for
00:33:43three years.
00:33:44She was
00:33:45dumb enough
00:33:45to put my
00:33:45name on
00:33:46the lease,
00:33:46and I'm
00:33:47upgrading
00:33:47for a
00:33:47better
00:33:48girlfriend
00:33:48now,
00:33:48one with
00:33:49some serious
00:33:49fucking
00:33:50money.
00:33:51So get
00:33:52lost.
00:33:53Who gave
00:33:54you permission
00:33:54to bark
00:33:55like a
00:33:55rabbit
00:33:56hanging
00:33:56on my
00:33:56house.
00:34:02Grandma.
00:34:03Beatrice,
00:34:04Trixie,
00:34:05Amore,
00:34:07I've been
00:34:07dying to
00:34:07throw this
00:34:08in your
00:34:08face.
00:34:08I'm
00:34:09dumping
00:34:09you for
00:34:10your best
00:34:10friend,
00:34:11Marissa.
00:34:13In fact,
00:34:14the wedding's
00:34:15tomorrow,
00:34:16so sign
00:34:16over the
00:34:17house now.
00:34:22You
00:34:23gave me
00:34:23this ring
00:34:24and asked
00:34:24me to
00:34:25wait.
00:34:26And I
00:34:26did.
00:34:27For three
00:34:28years while
00:34:28you were
00:34:29deployed.
00:34:30Yet you
00:34:30cheat on me
00:34:31with my
00:34:31best friend,
00:34:32and now
00:34:33you're trying
00:34:33to swindle
00:34:34my home?
00:34:35Do you
00:34:36have no
00:34:36shame?
00:34:37We were
00:34:37together for
00:34:38three years,
00:34:38and it was
00:34:40a complete
00:34:40waste of
00:34:40my life when
00:34:41I could
00:34:41have been
00:34:41with a
00:34:42loaded girl
00:34:42like
00:34:42Marissa.
00:34:48Marissa.
00:34:49That's
00:34:49how much
00:34:49she would
00:34:50owe me
00:34:50if I
00:34:51was in
00:34:51the
00:34:51rent-to-boyfriend
00:34:52business.
00:34:54I see
00:34:54you're
00:34:55fulfilling
00:34:55your highest
00:34:56aspirations
00:34:56of being
00:34:57a low-grade
00:34:58male
00:34:58prostitute.
00:35:02Oh, yeah?
00:35:04Well, Marissa
00:35:06is so much
00:35:07better than
00:35:07you.
00:35:08She grew
00:35:09up even
00:35:10poorer than
00:35:11you, and
00:35:11now she's
00:35:13the CEO of
00:35:14an entire
00:35:15corporation.
00:35:16Dude!
00:35:18Oh!
00:35:18And you?
00:35:20You're still
00:35:21nothing.
00:35:22So you
00:35:23think she's
00:35:24an upgrade?
00:35:25Of course
00:35:25she's an
00:35:25upgrade.
00:35:26Look what
00:35:27she got
00:35:28me for
00:35:29my
00:35:29engagement.
00:35:30Oops.
00:35:32Yeah.
00:35:33That's
00:35:33maybe worth
00:35:34one millionth
00:35:35the presidential
00:35:35contract I
00:35:36gave her.
00:35:42You gave
00:35:43her the
00:35:43presidential
00:35:43contract?
00:35:44I certainly
00:35:45did.
00:35:45In fact,
00:35:47Marissa,
00:35:47you and
00:35:48your dimwit
00:35:49brother only
00:35:50have everything
00:35:51you have
00:35:52all thanks
00:35:52to me.
00:35:58She's
00:35:58losing it,
00:35:59bro.
00:35:59That
00:36:00breakup
00:36:00must have
00:36:00hit her
00:36:01hard.
00:36:02You two
00:36:03are the
00:36:03ungrateful
00:36:04cheating
00:36:05scum here.
00:36:06My
00:36:06granddaughter
00:36:07supported
00:36:08you and
00:36:09your entire
00:36:10family for
00:36:10three years
00:36:11while you
00:36:12were gone.
00:36:13How dare
00:36:13you insult
00:36:14her?
00:36:16Okay,
00:36:16Grandma.
00:36:17Let's not
00:36:17stoop to
00:36:18that level.
00:36:20Poor
00:36:20Edna.
00:36:21She still
00:36:21doesn't know
00:36:21what you're
00:36:22doing out
00:36:22there on
00:36:22the streets,
00:36:23huh?
00:36:23What is
00:36:24he talking
00:36:24about your
00:36:25street?
00:36:26Show her,
00:36:26Bob.
00:36:32This is
00:36:32how embarrassingly
00:36:33useless your
00:36:34granddaughter is.
00:36:35She didn't
00:36:36purchase this
00:36:36house on
00:36:36her own.
00:36:37She was
00:36:38begging on
00:36:38the street
00:36:38for money.
00:36:40I can't
00:36:41be caught
00:36:42with a piss
00:36:42poor nobody
00:36:43like you.
00:36:44Even if you
00:36:44got no game,
00:36:45I got street
00:36:46credit I got
00:36:47out of keep.
00:36:47You dig?
00:36:48The word
00:36:48you're looking
00:36:49for is
00:36:49dignity.
00:36:50And you're
00:36:51one to speak,
00:36:52cheater.
00:36:54Is this
00:36:55true,
00:36:56Trixie?
00:36:59I've been
00:37:00broadening
00:37:00my horizons,
00:37:01Grandma.
00:37:01I want to
00:37:02see how
00:37:03regular,
00:37:03everyday
00:37:04people live
00:37:04so that
00:37:05I can
00:37:06help them.
00:37:07Of course,
00:37:08those without
00:37:08substance
00:37:09underneath
00:37:09would never
00:37:10understand that.
00:37:11What is
00:37:12that supposed
00:37:12to mean?
00:37:13It means
00:37:13the new
00:37:14girlfriend you
00:37:14think is an
00:37:15upgrade
00:37:15is actually
00:37:17a downgrade.
00:37:21enough
00:37:21bullshitting
00:37:22already.
00:37:22Just sign
00:37:23the damn
00:37:23papers and
00:37:23we can
00:37:24each get
00:37:24on with
00:37:24our lives.
00:37:38At your
00:37:38wedding,
00:37:39I will.
00:37:40What?
00:37:41If you
00:37:42won't do
00:37:42good by
00:37:42me of
00:37:43breaking
00:37:43things off
00:37:44before
00:37:44two-timing
00:37:45you with
00:37:45my best
00:37:46friend,
00:37:46why should
00:37:47I do
00:37:47good by
00:37:48you?
00:37:48I'll
00:37:49give you
00:37:49my
00:37:49John
00:37:50Hancock
00:37:50at your
00:37:50wedding
00:37:51as
00:37:52a charity
00:37:53to you.
00:37:54Fucking
00:37:54bitch!
00:37:55You better
00:37:56keep your
00:37:56word.
00:37:57Oh,
00:37:57that's
00:37:57rich.
00:37:58After
00:37:59tomorrow,
00:38:00you will
00:38:00never feel
00:38:00so rich
00:38:01ever again.
00:38:01Do
00:38:02remember
00:38:02that.
00:38:09Trixie,
00:38:10Marissa's
00:38:11a
00:38:11millionaire
00:38:12now.
00:38:13They'll
00:38:13destroy
00:38:14you if
00:38:14you show
00:38:14even so
00:38:15much as
00:38:16a hair
00:38:16at their
00:38:16wedding.
00:38:17Grandma,
00:38:18I have
00:38:19to confess
00:38:19something
00:38:20to you.
00:38:20I've
00:38:21secretly
00:38:21amassed
00:38:22a fortune
00:38:22worth
00:38:22trillions.
00:38:24Trillions?
00:38:26That
00:38:27would
00:38:27make
00:38:27you
00:38:28the
00:38:28richest
00:38:29person
00:38:29on the
00:38:30planet.
00:38:31Because
00:38:31of the
00:38:31healing
00:38:32hands
00:38:32I
00:38:32inherited
00:38:33from
00:38:33Assepolis,
00:38:34the god
00:38:35of healing.
00:38:36I've
00:38:36saved
00:38:37several
00:38:37world
00:38:37leaders
00:38:38with
00:38:38these
00:38:38hands.
00:38:39That's
00:38:40how I
00:38:40was able
00:38:40to give
00:38:41Marissa
00:38:41the
00:38:41presidential
00:38:41contract
00:38:42and become
00:38:43the goddess
00:38:44healer.
00:38:44It makes
00:38:45me angrier
00:38:46hearing her
00:38:46name knowing
00:38:47how she
00:38:48betrayed
00:38:48you.
00:38:49But
00:38:49please,
00:38:50Trixie
00:38:50dear,
00:38:51I know
00:38:52it was
00:38:52to broken
00:38:53your heart,
00:38:53but
00:38:55embellishing
00:38:55your worth
00:38:56and who
00:38:56you are,
00:38:57it will
00:38:58only delay
00:38:59the healing
00:38:59process.
00:39:00You don't
00:39:00have to
00:39:01believe me
00:39:01just yet.
00:39:02after we
00:39:03lost mom
00:39:04and dad
00:39:04because we
00:39:05didn't have
00:39:05the money
00:39:05for their
00:39:06medical
00:39:06pills.
00:39:07I vowed
00:39:08that I
00:39:09would do
00:39:09everything I
00:39:09can to
00:39:10serve those
00:39:10in need.
00:39:12That's why
00:39:13I'm taking
00:39:13everything back
00:39:14from Butch
00:39:14and I'm
00:39:14giving it
00:39:15back to
00:39:15charity.
00:39:16You've
00:39:16always had
00:39:17an angel's
00:39:17heart.
00:39:18I'm certain
00:39:19you will
00:39:20meet someone
00:39:20who will
00:39:21treat you
00:39:21right,
00:39:22who actually
00:39:23deserves
00:39:23you.
00:39:24you will
00:39:25see
00:39:25tomorrow
00:39:25grandma.
00:39:27Oh yeah.
00:39:33You said
00:39:34Trixie's
00:39:34crashing
00:39:35at my
00:39:35wedding?
00:39:36She was
00:39:36bullying us
00:39:37too,
00:39:37Sasa.
00:39:38She's
00:39:39probably
00:39:39trying to
00:39:40extort you
00:39:40now that she
00:39:40knows you're
00:39:41rich as
00:39:41fuck.
00:39:42we're not
00:39:43when nobody
00:39:43steps on
00:39:44Snake.
00:39:45Snake bites
00:39:46that
00:39:46car.
00:39:47So let her
00:39:48come and
00:39:48embarrass herself.
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50You mean
00:39:53we broadcast
00:39:55that video
00:39:55of me?
00:39:58Yes.
00:39:59Her cave
00:40:00woman's
00:40:00take the
00:40:0019th century
00:40:01tin can.
00:40:02She'll prop
00:40:03me up higher
00:40:03on my pedestal
00:40:04and the whole
00:40:05world sees her
00:40:05in her homeless
00:40:06mess against
00:40:07my presidential
00:40:08glow up.
00:40:09Let's turn
00:40:09this party
00:40:10into her
00:40:10funeral.
00:40:17There he
00:40:18is.
00:40:20Welcome
00:40:20home,
00:40:21brother.
00:40:22Welcome
00:40:23home,
00:40:23General!
00:40:26Sir,
00:40:27the homeless
00:40:27woman who
00:40:28saved you,
00:40:28Miss Trixie,
00:40:29this is the
00:40:30file of her
00:40:30ex,
00:40:31Butch Tanner.
00:40:31He served
00:40:32with your
00:40:32regiment in
00:40:33the Marine.
00:40:33You mean
00:40:34the Butch Tanner
00:40:34that can
00:40:35barely carry
00:40:35supplies?
00:40:36Well,
00:40:36she's been
00:40:36providing for
00:40:37him and
00:40:37his entire
00:40:38family while
00:40:38he's been
00:40:39deployed overseas,
00:40:40sir.
00:40:40So she
00:40:40waited for
00:40:41him for
00:40:41years and
00:40:42then he
00:40:42betrayed her.
00:40:43Fucking coward.
00:40:44According to
00:40:45intel,
00:40:45she's planning
00:40:45to bring
00:40:46it down
00:40:46on them
00:40:46at their
00:40:47wedding.
00:40:47Then we
00:40:48should join
00:40:48her.
00:40:49Men,
00:40:50I'm only
00:40:51alive today
00:40:51because of
00:40:52that virtuous
00:40:52woman and
00:40:53her incredible
00:40:54power that
00:40:54saved my
00:40:55life.
00:40:55So she
00:40:56needs our
00:40:56support.
00:40:57Will you
00:40:57join me
00:40:57in protecting
00:40:58her?
00:40:58Yes,
00:40:59sir!
00:40:59We
00:40:59will
00:41:00allow
00:41:00lives
00:41:00to
00:41:00protect
00:41:01her!
00:41:01Sir!
00:41:02And let's
00:41:03roll.
00:41:15Woo!
00:41:16Woo!
00:41:18Welcome,
00:41:18everyone,
00:41:19to my
00:41:20wedding.
00:41:20Today is a
00:41:21very special
00:41:21day for me
00:41:22and Butch.
00:41:22Not only are we
00:41:23getting married,
00:41:24but in just one
00:41:24hour, my company
00:41:25will be receiving
00:41:26the presidential
00:41:27contract,
00:41:28allowing my
00:41:28biomedical company
00:41:29to go public.
00:41:34Congratulations
00:41:34on the contract
00:41:36once again,
00:41:36Mrs.
00:41:37Wakeham,
00:41:38Stowe,
00:41:38Butch is taking
00:41:39my last name.
00:41:40Oh, and please
00:41:41don't be so uptight,
00:41:42Secretary Cho.
00:41:43You are the
00:41:44secretary of the
00:41:45entire U.S.
00:41:45Health Department,
00:41:46but this is a
00:41:47partay after all.
00:41:48I see some of
00:41:50the most important
00:41:50people in the
00:41:51nation have also
00:41:52arrived to
00:41:53celebrate you.
00:41:55The U.S.
00:41:56president will
00:41:57also be arriving
00:41:58soon to give
00:41:59you the contract
00:42:00herself.
00:42:01It's an honor,
00:42:02and that's why
00:42:02Sasa is the
00:42:03best wife a man
00:42:04could ever dream
00:42:05of.
00:42:07We will make
00:42:08sure the crowd
00:42:08is entertained
00:42:09tonight.
00:42:10Let the wedding
00:42:11begin.
00:42:13Not so fast.
00:42:15The party
00:42:16doesn't start
00:42:16until I say
00:42:17it does.
00:42:19Yes.
00:42:38You two really
00:42:40are a match
00:42:40made in hell.
00:42:41So I've come
00:42:42to save your guests
00:42:43from this oncoming
00:42:44train wreck.
00:42:45I don't recognize
00:42:46her from any of
00:42:47our elite circles.
00:42:48Who is she?
00:42:48Uh, this is our
00:42:50entertainment
00:42:50for tonight, sir.
00:42:52Just watch.
00:42:55Trixie, what are
00:42:56you doing here?
00:42:57This isn't the
00:42:58homeless shelter
00:42:58you lost.
00:42:59I bet she's here
00:43:00to bum a meal
00:43:01off us.
00:43:01You know, being
00:43:02his poor.
00:43:05Me, bum a meal.
00:43:07Have you forgotten
00:43:07that it was I
00:43:08who bankrolled
00:43:09you two for the
00:43:09last three years?
00:43:10And what evidence
00:43:11do you have of that?
00:43:12Look at me,
00:43:13then go look at
00:43:14yourself in the mirror.
00:43:15I'm a millionaire
00:43:16CEO.
00:43:17Even the first
00:43:18woman president
00:43:19will be here
00:43:20any second
00:43:20now to congratulate
00:43:21me.
00:43:21And you're
00:43:22nothing but a
00:43:22washed up sewer rat.
00:43:24Sasa, she's like
00:43:26so obsessed with me
00:43:27she's like
00:43:28See, everyone?
00:43:30Butch already
00:43:31cut ties with his
00:43:32ex, but she's
00:43:33so shameless
00:43:34and desperate
00:43:35that she'd still
00:43:36show up to my
00:43:36wedding to suck
00:43:38up to me.
00:43:38This is what
00:43:39poor sad girls do.
00:43:41They beg for
00:43:42scraps from
00:43:43us, the rich
00:43:44and glorious.
00:43:46Projecting much
00:43:46Marissa?
00:43:47You might feel
00:43:48all high and
00:43:48mighty now,
00:43:49but don't bite
00:43:50the hand that
00:43:50feeds you.
00:43:51Especially when
00:43:52I'm the one
00:43:53who's giving
00:43:53you the contract.
00:43:59You?
00:43:59Giving me
00:44:00the contract?
00:44:01You have
00:44:02no skills,
00:44:03no education,
00:44:04no connection,
00:44:05so how could
00:44:06you possibly
00:44:06have a pool
00:44:07to get the
00:44:08U.S.
00:44:09fucking
00:44:09president
00:44:09to give me
00:44:10a billion dollar
00:44:11contract?
00:44:12We both share
00:44:13humble beginnings,
00:44:13Marissa, and I
00:44:15saw potential in
00:44:15you, even trusted
00:44:17you as my best
00:44:17friend, but I
00:44:19recognize now
00:44:20that greed has
00:44:21poisoned you.
00:44:22Don't be all
00:44:22sore now just
00:44:23because I stole
00:44:24your man.
00:44:25This is what us
00:44:26rich girls do.
00:44:28They steal her
00:44:28from lame spinsters
00:44:29for fun.
00:44:31Damn right.
00:44:32You were too
00:44:33embarrassing for
00:44:34me.
00:44:35Sasa tramples
00:44:36you any day.
00:44:37I can say that
00:44:38now that I'm
00:44:38marrying the rich.
00:44:40Bravo!
00:44:41Self-admission
00:44:42of a gold digger.
00:44:43Quick, somebody
00:44:44put that on a
00:44:44memoir.
00:44:45Sasa, she's
00:44:45embarrassing me
00:44:46in front of
00:44:46everyone.
00:44:47You should
00:44:47make her sup.
00:44:48Don't listen
00:44:48to her,
00:44:49everyone.
00:44:49She's the
00:44:50gold-dicking,
00:44:51blood-sucking
00:44:51leech.
00:44:52I don't even
00:44:53have to lift
00:44:53a finger and
00:44:54you're already
00:44:54embarrassing
00:44:55yourself in
00:44:56front of
00:44:56everyone for
00:44:56me,
00:44:57butch.
00:44:58You may
00:44:59look and
00:44:59sound like
00:45:00a man,
00:45:00but you're
00:45:01nothing but
00:45:01a pathetic
00:45:02coward.
00:45:03Okay,
00:45:03enough!
00:45:03You know
00:45:04what I always
00:45:04couldn't stand
00:45:05about you?
00:45:06Your moral
00:45:07posturing.
00:45:08But guess
00:45:09what?
00:45:09Morals are
00:45:10just lies
00:45:10to make
00:45:11you and
00:45:11girls feel
00:45:12better about
00:45:12yourselves.
00:45:13That's why
00:45:13no man will
00:45:14choose you
00:45:15over Marissa
00:45:16Trixie.
00:45:16Because I've
00:45:17got the
00:45:17material goods
00:45:19and you're
00:45:19just all
00:45:19empty talk.
00:45:20I'm not
00:45:21here to
00:45:21request to
00:45:22be chosen
00:45:23because I'm
00:45:23the one
00:45:23who's doing
00:45:24the choosing.
00:45:26See this?
00:45:38Oh my god.
00:45:40Is that the
00:45:41billion dollar
00:45:41contract for
00:45:42Sasa?
00:45:45The one that's
00:45:46supposed to make
00:45:46us all rich
00:45:46as fuck?
00:45:47No,
00:45:48absolutely not.
00:45:49I don't
00:45:50believe it.
00:45:51You all sound
00:45:52so scared
00:45:52already.
00:45:53Don't worry.
00:45:53This isn't
00:45:54that contract.
00:45:56It's the lease
00:45:57to the modest
00:45:58home you
00:45:58try to
00:45:58swindle
00:45:59from me.
00:46:02See everyone?
00:46:03She's just
00:46:04trying to
00:46:04bluff us.
00:46:05But you don't
00:46:05even have the
00:46:06guts to go
00:46:06all the way.
00:46:07Look at her
00:46:07following orders.
00:46:08I asked her to
00:46:09sign over the
00:46:10lease and here
00:46:10she is.
00:46:11Like a good
00:46:12little peasant
00:46:13slave.
00:46:14That house
00:46:15is worth
00:46:15all her
00:46:16life savings.
00:46:19Do you
00:46:20want to
00:46:20I don't
00:46:21know
00:46:21beg for a
00:46:22little treat
00:46:22while you're
00:46:23at it?
00:46:33You
00:46:34must
00:46:34understand
00:46:34me.
00:46:35I'm here
00:46:36to take
00:46:36back
00:46:36everything
00:46:36I've ever
00:46:37given you.
00:46:38I'm giving
00:46:38it to
00:46:39charity.
00:46:45Bro,
00:46:47She's gone
00:46:47cuckoo in the
00:46:48head.
00:46:48She thinks
00:46:49that just
00:46:49because she
00:46:50rented a
00:46:50pretty little
00:46:50dress she
00:46:51can pretend
00:46:51to be a
00:46:52deep pocket
00:46:52and invest
00:46:53in baddies.
00:46:53You wish
00:46:54you had that
00:46:54kind of money
00:46:55to just toss
00:46:55away,
00:46:56Trixie.
00:46:56It's just
00:46:57a drop in
00:46:57the bucket
00:46:58for me.
00:46:59I know
00:47:00what this
00:47:00is.
00:47:01You've
00:47:01gone delusional
00:47:02and you
00:47:03think you're
00:47:03Cinderella so
00:47:04you can just
00:47:04show up to
00:47:05a fancy party
00:47:06and some
00:47:06Prince Charming
00:47:07will scoop
00:47:07you into
00:47:08money forever?
00:47:09Well,
00:47:09that's not
00:47:10happening.
00:47:10Security,
00:47:11lock the
00:47:12doors.
00:47:12This woman
00:47:13doesn't leave
00:47:13until we're
00:47:18this is where
00:47:19your dreams
00:47:19will die,
00:47:20bitch.
00:47:23We found
00:47:24Miss Trixie
00:47:24Lysander.
00:47:25She's being
00:47:26cornered by her
00:47:26ex and his
00:47:27mistress at the
00:47:27Wickham wedding
00:47:27right now.
00:47:28Butch Tanner.
00:47:29Well, he's
00:47:30going to wish
00:47:30he died in
00:47:30battle after
00:47:31I'm done
00:47:31with him.
00:47:32Let's go.
00:47:36You think
00:47:37a few toy
00:47:38guns scare
00:47:38me,
00:47:38Marissa?
00:47:39I've saved
00:47:40plenty of people
00:47:41from much
00:47:41worse.
00:47:43Including
00:47:43your head
00:47:43of command,
00:47:44Butch.
00:47:45General
00:47:46Lysander
00:47:46Armstrong.
00:47:47You mean
00:47:48the legendary
00:47:49war hero?
00:47:50He's been
00:47:50in a coma
00:47:51for years
00:47:51after he
00:47:52saved the
00:47:52nation
00:47:52from a
00:47:53terrorist
00:47:53attack.
00:47:54You're
00:47:54an
00:47:54unskilled,
00:47:56unemployed,
00:47:57ugly
00:47:57leech.
00:47:58So how
00:47:58could you
00:47:58possibly
00:47:59have this
00:47:59magical
00:48:00ability
00:48:00to heal
00:48:01someone
00:48:02like
00:48:02General
00:48:02Lysander
00:48:03Armstrong?
00:48:04No one
00:48:04here is
00:48:04going to
00:48:04believe
00:48:04you.
00:48:05Have
00:48:05you
00:48:05really
00:48:05cured
00:48:06the
00:48:06incurable
00:48:07general?
00:48:07Then
00:48:08Sasa
00:48:08is the
00:48:09fucking
00:48:09Virgin Mary.
00:48:10Andrea.
00:48:11You're
00:48:12just asking
00:48:12to be
00:48:13humiliated,
00:48:14Trixie.
00:48:14Show
00:48:15them,
00:48:15Butch.
00:48:21See
00:48:22for
00:48:22yourselves
00:48:22everyone.
00:48:23Trixie's
00:48:24just a
00:48:24reloading
00:48:26beggar.
00:48:28She won't
00:48:29leave me
00:48:29and Marissa
00:48:30alone
00:48:30because
00:48:30we're
00:48:31rich as
00:48:31fuck
00:48:32now.
00:48:33I'm
00:48:33a
00:48:33major
00:48:33in
00:48:34the
00:48:34Marines.
00:48:35Sasa,
00:48:35she has
00:48:36a billion
00:48:37dollar
00:48:37biomedical
00:48:38contract
00:48:39with
00:48:39the
00:48:39military.
00:48:40Approved
00:48:41by the
00:48:42first
00:48:42female
00:48:42president
00:48:43of the
00:48:43United
00:48:44States
00:48:44herself,
00:48:45bitch.
00:48:45How despicable.
00:48:46She's
00:48:47just trying
00:48:47to leech
00:48:48off you
00:48:48like a
00:48:49parasitic
00:48:49gold digger.
00:48:50Get out
00:48:51of here.
00:48:51No one
00:48:51wants to
00:48:52marry you.
00:48:52No
00:48:53free meals
00:48:53for the
00:48:53poor.
00:48:54Do you
00:48:55see this,
00:48:56Trixie?
00:48:57This is high
00:48:58society.
00:48:59So you're
00:48:59either born
00:49:00on a
00:49:00silver spoon
00:49:01or you're
00:49:01as accomplished
00:49:02as me
00:49:02to be
00:49:02here.
00:49:03Maybe
00:49:03if you
00:49:04do
00:49:04some
00:49:04serious
00:49:04dick
00:49:05stocking
00:49:05here,
00:49:06maybe
00:49:07someone
00:49:07will
00:49:08drop
00:49:08a
00:49:08couple
00:49:08bucks
00:49:08in
00:49:09your
00:49:09tin
00:49:09can.
00:49:12I already
00:49:12have
00:49:13everything
00:49:13one can
00:49:13dream of,
00:49:14but I
00:49:15valued our
00:49:15friendship,
00:49:16Marissa,
00:49:16which is why
00:49:17I came here
00:49:17to give you
00:49:17a second
00:49:18chance,
00:49:19to see if
00:49:19you'd
00:49:19apologize
00:49:20and admit
00:49:20to your
00:49:21backstabbing.
00:49:22But no,
00:49:23you stooped
00:49:24so low,
00:49:25it disgusts
00:49:26me.
00:49:27Nothing
00:49:27is more
00:49:27disgusting
00:49:28than you
00:49:28standing on
00:49:29street corners
00:49:29like a
00:49:30bum.
00:49:31And who
00:49:31knows,
00:49:32if you've
00:49:33already
00:49:33started
00:49:33offering
00:49:34sexual
00:49:34services?
00:49:36Well then,
00:49:38why don't
00:49:39you get on
00:49:39your knees
00:49:39for me,
00:49:40Trixie?
00:49:40My brother
00:49:41will never
00:49:42take you
00:49:42back.
00:49:43No man
00:49:43will marry
00:49:44an embarrassment
00:49:45like you.
00:49:46But make
00:49:47me happy,
00:49:47and I might
00:49:48consider making
00:49:49you my
00:49:49personal
00:49:50prostitute.
00:49:54me.
00:50:01How dare
00:50:02you hit
00:50:02my brother?
00:50:03I'm never
00:50:04letting you
00:50:04leave here
00:50:05alive.
00:50:06I'm sorry,
00:50:07I'm sorry.
00:50:08Don't worry,
00:50:09my dear.
00:50:10After I'm
00:50:10done with you,
00:50:11Trixie,
00:50:11not even the
00:50:12goddess of
00:50:13healing will
00:50:13be able to
00:50:13save you.
00:50:15Oh,
00:50:16is that
00:50:17so?
00:50:18Security!
00:50:20Get down
00:50:21on your
00:50:21knees and
00:50:22give Bob
00:50:23one hell
00:50:23of a blowjob
00:50:24in front of
00:50:25everybody here,
00:50:26or I'll pop
00:50:27so many holes in
00:50:28you, the men
00:50:28here won't know
00:50:29which one to
00:50:29fuck.
00:50:30I don't need
00:50:31to be the
00:50:31goddess of
00:50:31anything to
00:50:32punish you.
00:50:33Any of the
00:50:34powerful leaders
00:50:34I've saved
00:50:35before could
00:50:35crush you
00:50:36before you
00:50:37even touch
00:50:38me.
00:50:38Dream on!
00:50:40You wish
00:50:41General Licender
00:50:41scooped you
00:50:42off your feet,
00:50:43but you
00:50:43weren't good
00:50:43enough for
00:50:44me.
00:50:44You're
00:50:44definitely
00:50:45not good
00:50:46enough for
00:50:46him.
00:50:46Enough!
00:50:47You're
00:50:48souring my
00:50:49party, so
00:50:49you either
00:50:50get the
00:50:50fuck out,
00:50:52or I'm
00:50:52gonna shoot
00:50:53you.
00:50:54On the
00:50:54count of
00:50:55three!
00:50:55I think
00:50:56I quite
00:50:56like it
00:50:56here.
00:50:57Two!
00:51:07Mmm, this
00:51:10wine is so
00:51:11delicious.
00:51:12One!
00:51:13Shoot!
00:51:15Nobody is
00:51:17laying a
00:51:17hand on
00:51:18my future
00:51:19wife.
00:51:24It's
00:51:25it's
00:51:27it's
00:51:36who the
00:51:36hell
00:51:36is
00:51:37this?
00:51:41I'm sorry
00:51:41that I'm
00:51:42late.
00:51:42Did they
00:51:43hurt you?
00:51:44No, I'm
00:51:45fine.
00:51:46But, um,
00:51:47when did I
00:51:48become your
00:51:48future wife?
00:51:50You saved
00:51:51me,
00:51:52Trixie,
00:51:53remember?
00:51:54I'm a man
00:51:54of my
00:51:54word.
00:51:55They're
00:51:56never gonna
00:51:56hurt you
00:51:56ever again.
00:51:57really,
00:51:58it was
00:51:58nothing.
00:51:59I saved
00:52:00you because
00:52:01you're a
00:52:01good man,
00:52:02not because
00:52:02I want
00:52:03you to
00:52:03owe me
00:52:03any
00:52:03favors.
00:52:10I see
00:52:10what this
00:52:10is.
00:52:11You're
00:52:12the one
00:52:12who cheated
00:52:12on me,
00:52:13Trixie.
00:52:13Look at
00:52:14you guys
00:52:14all lovey
00:52:15dove.
00:52:15Don't
00:52:16try to
00:52:16pin this
00:52:16on her.
00:52:17She
00:52:17waited
00:52:17for you
00:52:17for three
00:52:18years.
00:52:18This
00:52:19is the
00:52:19kind
00:52:19of
00:52:19woman
00:52:20of
00:52:20virtue
00:52:20that
00:52:20a
00:52:20man
00:52:20would
00:52:21die
00:52:21for.
00:52:23Virtue?
00:52:24Don't
00:52:25make me
00:52:25laugh.
00:52:26she's
00:52:26probably
00:52:27out
00:52:27there
00:52:27giving
00:52:27blowjobs
00:52:28for cash.
00:52:29No man
00:52:30with a
00:52:30hundred
00:52:31foot
00:52:31pole
00:52:31would
00:52:32want
00:52:32to
00:52:32touch
00:52:32her.
00:52:33She
00:52:33should
00:52:33be
00:52:33happy
00:52:34Bob
00:52:34was
00:52:34willing
00:52:34to
00:52:34give
00:52:35her
00:52:35some.
00:52:39to
00:52:40her
00:52:40in
00:52:40the
00:52:40marines.
00:52:43I'm
00:52:43a
00:52:43major.
00:52:44Look
00:52:45man,
00:52:46I know
00:52:46Trixie
00:52:46is like
00:52:47a seven
00:52:48now that
00:52:49she's
00:52:49all
00:52:50cleaned
00:52:50up,
00:52:50but
00:52:50don't
00:52:51waste
00:52:51your
00:52:51manhood
00:52:51on
00:52:52a whiny
00:52:52worthless
00:52:53woman
00:52:54like
00:52:54that.
00:52:59a
00:53:00real man
00:53:01never
00:53:02talks
00:53:02about
00:53:02a
00:53:02woman
00:53:03no
00:53:03way.
00:53:04You're a
00:53:04coward.
00:53:14We don't
00:53:15need to
00:53:15fight
00:53:15fire
00:53:15with
00:53:16fire
00:53:16to
00:53:16deal
00:53:16with
00:53:16the
00:53:16likes
00:53:17of
00:53:17them.
00:53:18You're
00:53:19gracious
00:53:19Trixie,
00:53:20you know
00:53:20that?
00:53:23You're
00:53:23only getting
00:53:24off of it
00:53:24because she's
00:53:25so kind,
00:53:25so you're
00:53:25going to
00:53:26do me
00:53:26the favor
00:53:26of never
00:53:26coming near
00:53:27her again.
00:53:28You
00:53:28understand?
00:53:28You
00:53:29want to
00:53:29fuck
00:53:29with
00:53:29me,
00:53:29you
00:53:29little
00:53:30dipshit?
00:53:30I'm
00:53:31a
00:53:31fucking
00:53:31major.
00:53:32You're
00:53:32probably
00:53:33lowest rank
00:53:33of the
00:53:33military
00:53:34grunts.
00:53:34I'll
00:53:36destroy
00:53:36you.
00:53:37Do you
00:53:37really
00:53:37not know
00:53:38who this
00:53:38is,
00:53:38Butch?
00:53:39I thought
00:53:40you were
00:53:40in the
00:53:40Marines.
00:53:41What have
00:53:41you been
00:53:42doing this
00:53:42whole time
00:53:42if you
00:53:43don't know
00:53:43who this
00:53:43war hero
00:53:44is?
00:53:45He was
00:53:46just a
00:53:46supply
00:53:47boy.
00:53:49War
00:53:50hero?
00:53:51Is this
00:53:52all part
00:53:52of your
00:53:52plan,
00:53:53Trixie?
00:53:54Poor
00:53:54girl.
00:53:55Did you
00:53:55sell your
00:53:56house to
00:53:56hire this
00:53:57actor so
00:53:57you can
00:53:58feel better
00:53:58about
00:53:58yourself?
00:53:59A
00:53:59woman's
00:54:00worth is
00:54:00tied to
00:54:00the
00:54:01man she
00:54:01married.
00:54:02Trixie
00:54:02is worthless
00:54:03because that
00:54:03guy looks
00:54:04like a
00:54:04cowboy.
00:54:08A bum
00:54:08girl and
00:54:09a pimp.
00:54:10What a
00:54:10pair.
00:54:12Seems like
00:54:13they don't
00:54:13know who
00:54:13you are
00:54:13since you've
00:54:14been out
00:54:14of action
00:54:14for so long.
00:54:16I think we
00:54:16should try
00:54:17to pay
00:54:17some
00:54:17off
00:54:17some
00:54:17more.
00:54:18Don't
00:54:18you
00:54:18think?
00:54:20Bring
00:54:20in the
00:54:21wedding
00:54:21gift.
00:54:29What is
00:54:29all this?
00:54:30Trixie,
00:54:31listen,
00:54:31I know
00:54:31that you
00:54:31didn't
00:54:32ask for
00:54:32anything
00:54:32after you
00:54:33saved my
00:54:34life,
00:54:35but I
00:54:35know
00:54:36that we
00:54:36shared a
00:54:36moment.
00:54:40I'm not
00:54:40the kind
00:54:41of man
00:54:41to get
00:54:41close to
00:54:42a woman
00:54:42and then
00:54:42just
00:54:43disappear.
00:54:43It's not
00:54:44in my
00:54:44nature.
00:54:46I'm like
00:54:46somebody else
00:54:47here.
00:54:48Listen,
00:54:49Trixie,
00:54:50I have
00:54:51never met
00:54:52a woman
00:54:54like you,
00:54:55so incredible
00:54:56and kind
00:54:57and beautiful,
00:54:58so I know
00:54:59that you're
00:55:00the one
00:55:01for me.
00:55:03this guy's
00:55:04either nuts
00:55:04or a
00:55:05really,
00:55:05really good
00:55:07actor.
00:55:08Oscar
00:55:08worthy.
00:55:09Oscar
00:55:09worthy.
00:55:10No.
00:55:11First
00:55:12gift.
00:55:17Trixie,
00:55:18I know
00:55:18that you
00:55:18just lost
00:55:19your home,
00:55:19so I'm
00:55:20gifting you
00:55:21with your
00:55:21own new
00:55:22mansion.
00:55:23Worth
00:55:24$500
00:55:24million,
00:55:25previously
00:55:25owned by
00:55:26Jennifer
00:55:27Aniston.
00:55:29Second
00:55:29gift.
00:55:32This
00:55:33contains
00:55:33all the
00:55:34rights
00:55:34to
00:55:34my
00:55:35entire
00:55:35fortune,
00:55:37which is
00:55:37now yours.
00:55:38Entire
00:55:39fortune
00:55:39from a
00:55:39cowboy
00:55:40actor?
00:55:41Must be
00:55:41that
00:55:42use.
00:55:42They already
00:55:42spent their
00:55:43entire
00:55:43life savings
00:55:44on this
00:55:44clown show.
00:55:45They've got
00:55:45nothing left.
00:55:46Alexander,
00:55:47I really
00:55:48don't care
00:55:48for any of
00:55:49Look,
00:55:49I know.
00:55:51I know
00:55:51that you
00:55:52are the
00:55:52farthest
00:55:52thing
00:55:52from a
00:55:53material
00:55:53woman,
00:55:54okay,
00:55:54which is
00:55:55exactly
00:55:55why
00:55:56my
00:55:56third
00:55:57gift
00:55:57is
00:55:59well,
00:56:00help.
00:56:15Cleo!
00:56:16Hey!
00:56:17Oh my
00:56:18God.
00:56:19You found
00:56:20my dog.
00:56:25Trixie,
00:56:25I'm just
00:56:25a man.
00:56:26But with
00:56:27you,
00:56:27it's so
00:56:27much more.
00:56:29Trixie
00:56:29and Maurey.
00:56:33Will you
00:56:34marry me?
00:56:36You know
00:56:37I can't
00:56:37say no
00:56:38to this
00:56:38doggo.
00:56:42Yes,
00:56:43I will
00:56:43marry you.
00:57:00Go, go,
00:57:01power
00:57:01couple.
00:57:02Woo!
00:57:04Okay,
00:57:04stop.
00:57:05The only
00:57:06power couple
00:57:06here is
00:57:07Butch and
00:57:07I.
00:57:09Let's
00:57:10remind everyone
00:57:10how worth
00:57:11gets tricked
00:57:11to you.
00:57:13No man
00:57:14in their
00:57:15right mind
00:57:16would marry
00:57:17that embarrassing
00:57:17sack of scraps.
00:57:19Hey,
00:57:19I don't care
00:57:20if she's
00:57:20homeless or not,
00:57:21but I'm
00:57:22making this
00:57:22woman my
00:57:23wife,
00:57:23which means
00:57:24that she
00:57:24will be
00:57:25treated as
00:57:25and cherished
00:57:26as the
00:57:27most precious
00:57:27woman on
00:57:28earth.
00:57:29Understand?
00:57:33You
00:57:34still don't
00:57:34realize
00:57:35that my
00:57:36brother
00:57:36is the
00:57:36most powerful
00:57:37man on
00:57:37earth.
00:57:38This is
00:57:38General
00:57:39Lysander
00:57:40Armstrong.
00:57:47As if
00:57:49like the
00:57:49almighty
00:57:50General
00:57:50Lysander
00:57:51Armstrong
00:57:51would propose
00:57:52to a
00:57:53homeless
00:57:53prostitute
00:57:54like
00:57:54Trixie.
00:57:54Yes,
00:57:55the Armstrong
00:57:55family basically
00:57:56controlled the
00:57:57global stock
00:57:57market.
00:57:58Lysander
00:57:59Armstrong
00:57:59would sooner
00:58:00marry the
00:58:00princess of
00:58:01England
00:58:01than someone
00:58:01from the
00:58:02lowest rank
00:58:03of society.
00:58:04I bet
00:58:04my life
00:58:05you're all
00:58:05just
00:58:06vectors.
00:58:07Then you
00:58:07better enjoy
00:58:08your last
00:58:08breath.
00:58:09Come on
00:58:09Lysander,
00:58:10what are we
00:58:10waiting for?
00:58:11Let's show
00:58:11them what
00:58:11we can do
00:58:11and get
00:58:12revenge for
00:58:12Trixie.
00:58:13What can
00:58:13a bunch
00:58:13of piss
00:58:14poor people
00:58:14do to
00:58:14us,
00:58:15the Elise?
00:58:16Infect
00:58:16us with
00:58:17your poor
00:58:17people bad
00:58:18luck?
00:58:19She wishes
00:58:19she could
00:58:20blame her
00:58:20low status
00:58:21on bad
00:58:21luck.
00:58:22Truth
00:58:22is she's
00:58:23just a
00:58:23useless,
00:58:24lazy,
00:58:25bitchin'
00:58:25bum.
00:58:26She's
00:58:26utterly
00:58:28unmarriable.
00:58:30I can
00:58:31dispose of
00:58:31them in
00:58:32other means
00:58:33if you
00:58:33don't prefer
00:58:33violence.
00:58:34I'd
00:58:35handle them
00:58:35myself,
00:58:36but I'll
00:58:39let you
00:58:39do all
00:58:39the heavy
00:58:40lifting.
00:58:41Go ahead
00:58:41Lysander.
00:58:49Yes,
00:58:49hello,
00:58:49this is
00:58:50Lysander.
00:58:50Please
00:58:50bankrupt
00:58:51Marissa
00:58:52Wickham
00:58:52for me.
00:58:54Oh my
00:58:55gosh,
00:58:55I'm so
00:58:55scared.
00:58:57Anyone
00:58:57these days
00:58:58could call
00:58:58anyone and
00:58:59pretend to
00:58:59be on
00:58:59the phone.
00:59:07hello?
00:59:08Yes.
00:59:11What?
00:59:16I'm going
00:59:17bankrupt!
00:59:25Hey, hey,
00:59:26are you sure
00:59:27that was the call,
00:59:28Sosma?
00:59:29That was a real
00:59:30call?
00:59:30People don't
00:59:31just suddenly
00:59:31go bankrupt
00:59:32like that.
00:59:32My company's
00:59:33dead.
00:59:33It's evaporated.
00:59:35It's a thin air.
00:59:39That's impossible.
00:59:41Who are you?
00:59:42What did you do?
00:59:44Secretary Cho,
00:59:45you said you're
00:59:46the Secretary of
00:59:47Health, right?
00:59:47And you yourself
00:59:48said that the
00:59:49Armstrong family
00:59:49owns the entire
00:59:50global stock market.
00:59:51Could that be
00:59:52how they
00:59:53bankrupted
00:59:53Miss Wickham?
00:59:55Then that
00:59:55means
00:59:57you're
00:59:58really
00:59:59Lysander Armstrong,
01:00:01the richest
01:00:01and most
01:00:02powerful man
01:00:03in the country.
01:00:04Trixie's
01:00:05married,
01:00:06the famed
01:00:06war hero,
01:00:08the man every
01:00:08girl wants
01:00:09and every
01:00:09man wants
01:00:10to be.
01:00:11Now you
01:00:12believe me?
01:00:13Those who do
01:00:14bad will always
01:00:15end up losing
01:00:15everything.
01:00:17There's got
01:00:17to be some
01:00:18trick to this.
01:00:19You guys are
01:00:19just bums
01:00:20trying to extort
01:00:20money from us.
01:00:22Sosma,
01:00:23Sosma,
01:00:30I know
01:00:31why you're
01:00:32all over
01:00:32Trixie,
01:00:33because you've
01:00:33been in the
01:00:34military for
01:00:34so long,
01:00:35you don't know
01:00:35what a real
01:00:36woman can do
01:00:36for you.
01:00:37Let me take
01:00:38you to my
01:00:39wedding chamber
01:00:39and I'll
01:00:40show you
01:00:40a good time.
01:00:43Do you
01:00:44hug your hands
01:00:44for me
01:00:44or I'll
01:00:45have them
01:00:46removed
01:00:46for you.
01:00:51I would
01:00:52never be
01:00:52interested in
01:00:52a woman
01:00:53who's
01:00:53as vile
01:00:54and cruel
01:00:55and wicked
01:00:55as you
01:00:56are.
01:00:57Guess
01:00:57the cheater
01:00:58gets cheated
01:00:58on eventually.
01:01:01Sosma was
01:01:02just trying
01:01:02to save
01:01:03the company.
01:01:04I don't
01:01:04blame her
01:01:05at all.
01:01:05Your double
01:01:06standards are
01:01:07incredible.
01:01:07Okay,
01:01:08you don't
01:01:08want me?
01:01:09Fine,
01:01:10but there's
01:01:10plenty of
01:01:11other efficiency.
01:01:12I can give
01:01:12you a room
01:01:13full of pageant
01:01:14winners,
01:01:1418 years old
01:01:15fresh for the
01:01:17taking.
01:01:24I did that
01:01:25so you
01:01:25wouldn't have
01:01:25to,
01:01:26Miss Trixine.
01:01:27Thank you,
01:01:27Devin.
01:01:29Marissa,
01:01:30not only have
01:01:31you backstabbed
01:01:32me,
01:01:33your best
01:01:33friend,
01:01:34by stealing
01:01:35my fiance,
01:01:36but now you'd
01:01:37sell out other
01:01:37innocent girls
01:01:38just to get
01:01:39your company
01:01:39back?
01:01:39You're an
01:01:40insult to
01:01:41all good
01:01:41women out
01:01:42there.
01:01:42No,
01:01:42to all of
01:01:43humanity.
01:01:44So now,
01:01:44everything that
01:01:45I've ever
01:01:45given you to,
01:01:47I'm taking
01:01:47it all back.
01:01:51Wait,
01:01:51everyone,
01:01:52stop.
01:01:55They're
01:01:55imposters.
01:02:00I just
01:02:01got off the
01:02:01phone with
01:02:01the president
01:02:02and she
01:02:02said your
01:02:02contract is
01:02:03not getting
01:02:03cancelled
01:02:04because it
01:02:05was assigned
01:02:05by the
01:02:05goddess
01:02:06healer
01:02:06herself.
01:02:07So we
01:02:08won't go
01:02:09bankrupt?
01:02:09The
01:02:09goddess
01:02:10healer?
01:02:10You mean
01:02:11the
01:02:11eccentric
01:02:12and highly
01:02:12lucid
01:02:13sage
01:02:13in the
01:02:13field
01:02:13of
01:02:13medicine
01:02:14approved
01:02:14of
01:02:14my
01:02:15biomedical
01:02:16product?
01:02:17Yes,
01:02:17that's the
01:02:18highest
01:02:18honor anyone
01:02:19can have
01:02:19in the
01:02:19field of
01:02:20health
01:02:20and
01:02:20medicine.
01:02:21The
01:02:21goddess
01:02:21healer's
01:02:22motto is
01:02:23the
01:02:24right
01:02:24rewrites
01:02:24the
01:02:24wrong,
01:02:25the
01:02:25left
01:02:26leaves
01:02:26the
01:02:26wrong
01:02:26bereft.
01:02:28That
01:02:28means she's
01:02:29rewarding
01:02:29me.
01:02:30The
01:02:30president
01:02:30would
01:02:31never
01:02:31let your
01:02:32company
01:02:32go
01:02:32bankrupt.
01:02:33In
01:02:33fact,
01:02:34she's
01:02:34on her
01:02:35way
01:02:35now.
01:02:37So you're
01:02:38telling me
01:02:38this
01:02:39dashingly
01:02:40handsome
01:02:40motherfucker
01:02:41over here
01:02:41isn't
01:02:42Lysander
01:02:43Armstrong?
01:02:44Who the
01:02:44cares who
01:02:44he is?
01:02:45If the
01:02:45president
01:02:46and the
01:02:46goddess
01:02:47healer
01:02:47approves
01:02:47of my
01:02:48product,
01:02:49who cares
01:02:49about this
01:02:49washed-up
01:02:50war hero?
01:02:50We can
01:02:51break his
01:02:51legs,
01:02:52break his
01:02:52arms,
01:02:52no one
01:02:53would even
01:02:53bat an
01:02:53eye.
01:02:54She even
01:02:54gave us
01:02:55explicit
01:02:55permission
01:02:56to call
01:02:56upon
01:02:56secret
01:02:57services.
01:02:58FBI!
01:02:59FBI!
01:03:01You're
01:03:01under arrest
01:03:02for fraudulent
01:03:02claims and
01:03:04identity theft.
01:03:06Gotcha.
01:03:10Guess I
01:03:11still get
01:03:11the last
01:03:12laugh,
01:03:12Trixie.
01:03:13No,
01:03:13don't arrest
01:03:14her!
01:03:15Trixie's
01:03:16a good
01:03:16person!
01:03:17Please,
01:03:17officer,
01:03:18don't arrest
01:03:18her!
01:03:19Grandma,
01:03:20Mr. Rogers,
01:03:21Mrs. Williams,
01:03:22what are you
01:03:23all doing here?
01:03:23The neighbors
01:03:24heard about
01:03:24the breakup
01:03:25between you
01:03:25and Butch.
01:03:26We were
01:03:26worried,
01:03:27so we
01:03:28came here
01:03:28to back
01:03:28you up.
01:03:30Listen,
01:03:30officer,
01:03:31I can
01:03:31attest that
01:03:32Trixie Amoria
01:03:33is a good
01:03:33neighbor.
01:03:34She's very
01:03:34kind-hearted
01:03:35and would
01:03:36never break
01:03:37the law.
01:03:37Yes,
01:03:37and one
01:03:38time when
01:03:38my daughter
01:03:39needed
01:03:39university
01:03:40tuition,
01:03:41Trixie gave
01:03:41her everything
01:03:42she had
01:03:43just to
01:03:43help her
01:03:44out.
01:03:44She also
01:03:44paid for
01:03:45my recent
01:03:45heart surgery
01:03:46as well.
01:03:47My fiancée
01:03:48really is
01:03:49an incredible
01:03:49woman.
01:03:50She's an
01:03:51angel
01:03:51descended
01:03:52from heaven.
01:03:57You must
01:03:58be the
01:03:58criminal
01:03:58pretending
01:03:59to be
01:03:59General
01:03:59Lysander
01:04:00Armstrong.
01:04:01My
01:04:01brother
01:04:02is not
01:04:02a criminal.
01:04:03He's
01:04:03a war
01:04:04hero
01:04:04who
01:04:04single-handedly
01:04:05saved this
01:04:05country from
01:04:06a terrorist
01:04:06attack.
01:04:07Without
01:04:07him,
01:04:08this whole
01:04:08country would
01:04:08have been
01:04:09bombed to
01:04:10ash.
01:04:10And that's
01:04:11why his
01:04:11choice to
01:04:12crime is
01:04:12stealing his
01:04:13identity.
01:04:14General Lysander
01:04:15Armstrong only
01:04:16fell into a
01:04:16coma because
01:04:17of the fight
01:04:17with the
01:04:17terrorists.
01:04:18And we've
01:04:18received no
01:04:19word that
01:04:19he's woken
01:04:19up yet,
01:04:20so this
01:04:20must be an
01:04:21imposter.
01:04:23I can tell
01:04:24that this
01:04:24whole dilemma
01:04:24with my
01:04:25identity is
01:04:25causing you
01:04:26a lot of
01:04:26trouble.
01:04:27I promise
01:04:27that I'll
01:04:28get it
01:04:28resolved and
01:04:28we can
01:04:29focus on
01:04:29taking down
01:04:30your scumbag
01:04:31ex.
01:04:33If you
01:04:33want to
01:04:33arrest me,
01:04:34fine.
01:04:36But don't
01:04:36fuck with
01:04:37my fiancée.
01:04:37You don't
01:04:38get to
01:04:38decide,
01:04:39punk.
01:04:39Let's
01:04:40go!
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:03If you
01:05:04can.
01:05:55Is that
01:05:55enough
01:05:56pain?
01:05:56Or do you
01:05:57want more?
01:06:06legend is
01:06:07written all
01:06:07over you,
01:06:08Ithonder.
01:06:10Grandma.
01:06:12Meet my
01:06:13new fiancée.
01:06:16Wow,
01:06:17your new
01:06:17fiancée.
01:06:18He's so
01:06:19manly.
01:06:20Much better
01:06:21than your
01:06:21last one.
01:06:22I always
01:06:23knew you'd
01:06:23find someone
01:06:24better.
01:06:25It's
01:06:25Butch's
01:06:25loss.
01:06:26Trixie has
01:06:27always been
01:06:28so much
01:06:28better than
01:06:29Marissa.
01:06:29she's like
01:06:30a shining
01:06:31star in
01:06:31the sky
01:06:32and Marissa's
01:06:33like a
01:06:33roach in
01:06:34the sewers.
01:06:35Bitch,
01:06:35we name
01:06:36calling
01:06:36them?
01:06:37I'll
01:06:37drown you
01:06:37out with
01:06:38insults
01:06:38from my
01:06:38side,
01:06:39right,
01:06:39Sam?
01:06:39Drown
01:06:40out the
01:06:40poor!
01:06:41Drown
01:06:42out the
01:06:42poor!
01:06:43Drown
01:06:44out the
01:06:45poor!
01:06:46Drown
01:06:46out the
01:06:46poor!
01:06:47Drown
01:06:47Drown
01:06:48out the
01:06:48poor!
01:06:48See,
01:06:49Trixie?
01:06:49You've
01:06:50got no
01:06:50connection,
01:06:51no
01:06:51power.
01:06:52You
01:06:52can't
01:06:53compete
01:06:53against
01:06:53me
01:06:53even
01:06:54if
01:06:54you
01:06:54have
01:06:54one
01:06:54guy
01:06:54on
01:06:55your
01:06:55side
01:06:55who
01:06:55can
01:06:55fight.
01:06:56We're
01:06:56too
01:06:56honorable
01:06:57to
01:06:57fight
01:06:57dirty
01:06:57like
01:06:58you.
01:06:58So
01:06:58you're
01:06:59using
01:06:59defenseless
01:07:00lives
01:07:00as
01:07:00your
01:07:00shield
01:07:01because
01:07:01you
01:07:01know
01:07:01we
01:07:02won't
01:07:02hurt
01:07:02them.
01:07:03Let
01:07:03them
01:07:04eat
01:07:04cake!
01:07:14You
01:07:14can't
01:07:15shoot
01:07:15all
01:07:15of
01:07:15them.
01:07:15Grab
01:07:16what
01:07:16you
01:07:16can't
01:07:16fam.
01:07:17Attack!
01:07:35You
01:07:35will
01:07:35not
01:07:35hurt
01:07:36a
01:07:36single
01:07:36soul
01:07:37in
01:07:37my
01:07:37presence.
01:07:43What
01:07:43the
01:07:43fuck
01:07:44was
01:07:44that?
01:07:44I don't
01:07:44care
01:07:45what
01:07:45the
01:07:45fuck
01:07:45it
01:07:45was.
01:07:46I'm
01:07:46not
01:07:46letting
01:07:46her
01:07:47make
01:07:47a
01:07:47fool
01:07:47of
01:07:47me
01:07:47at
01:07:47my
01:07:48own
01:07:48wedding.
01:07:56Damn it!
01:07:57I dipped!
01:07:57I dipped!
01:07:59You
01:08:00forgot
01:08:00I
01:08:00had
01:08:00a
01:08:00gun
01:08:01too.
01:08:02That'll
01:08:02teach
01:08:02you
01:08:03for
01:08:03messing
01:08:03with
01:08:03the
01:08:03wig
01:08:03hands.
01:08:04Take
01:08:04Miss
01:08:05Trixie
01:08:05and
01:08:05her
01:08:05family
01:08:05and
01:08:05get
01:08:05out
01:08:06of
01:08:06here.
01:08:06We're
01:08:06quartered.
01:08:07I'll
01:08:08sacrifice
01:08:08myself
01:08:08to
01:08:09fend
01:08:09them
01:08:09off.
01:08:10Devin,
01:08:10you
01:08:10and
01:08:10your
01:08:11brother
01:08:11are
01:08:11both
01:08:11good
01:08:11men.
01:08:13I
01:08:13will
01:08:13not
01:08:14let
01:08:14your
01:08:14injury
01:08:14be
01:08:14in
01:08:14vain.
01:08:15They
01:08:16will
01:08:16be
01:08:16punished.
01:08:20Now
01:08:20hold
01:08:20still
01:08:21for
01:08:21me.
01:08:23Right
01:08:24re-rights
01:08:25the
01:08:25road.
01:08:33Yes.
01:08:36Holy
01:08:36fuck.
01:08:37Did
01:08:37she
01:08:37just
01:08:37reverse
01:08:38the
01:08:38bullet?
01:08:39By
01:08:39chanting
01:08:39the
01:08:39goddess
01:08:40healer's
01:08:40chant?
01:08:40She
01:08:41the
01:08:41goddess
01:08:42healer?
01:08:45I'm all
01:08:46better now.
01:08:47Thank you
01:08:48Miss
01:08:48Trixie.
01:08:49See,
01:08:49I knew
01:08:50that you
01:08:51were no
01:08:51ordinary
01:08:51woman.
01:08:52No,
01:08:53please.
01:08:53I am
01:08:54just an
01:08:54ordinary
01:08:55girl.
01:08:55Don't put
01:08:56me on
01:08:56them
01:08:56sort of
01:08:56pedestal.
01:08:57Sure.
01:08:59You
01:08:59hear
01:08:59that?
01:09:00She's
01:09:00just
01:09:00some
01:09:00average
01:09:01homeless
01:09:02girl
01:09:02on the
01:09:02streets.
01:09:03She
01:09:03was
01:09:03probably
01:09:03holding
01:09:03out
01:09:04a
01:09:04super
01:09:04magnet
01:09:04that
01:09:04drew
01:09:05out
01:09:05the
01:09:05bullet.
01:09:05While I
01:09:06do not
01:09:06care for
01:09:06glory,
01:09:07I do
01:09:08believe
01:09:08in
01:09:09justice.
01:09:10Marissa
01:09:10and
01:09:10Butch,
01:09:11not only
01:09:12have you
01:09:12betrayed
01:09:12me,
01:09:13but now
01:09:13you've
01:09:14hurt the
01:09:14innocent
01:09:14too.
01:09:15I
01:09:15will
01:09:16make
01:09:16you
01:09:16both
01:09:16pay
01:09:16for
01:09:16your
01:09:17crimes.
01:09:17And
01:09:17who
01:09:18are
01:09:18you
01:09:18to
01:09:18judge
01:09:19me
01:09:19for
01:09:19what
01:09:19I
01:09:19do?
01:09:20God?
01:09:21Wrong.
01:09:23But you're
01:09:24close.
01:09:24I'm
01:09:25bullshit.
01:09:26I'm
01:09:26going to
01:09:26show you
01:09:26how the
01:09:27elite can
01:09:27trailboard
01:09:28you
01:09:28little
01:09:28lives.
01:09:30You
01:09:31want to
01:09:31cross the
01:09:32line so
01:09:32bad?
01:09:32Then
01:09:33let's
01:09:33see you
01:09:33try.
01:09:34Charge!
01:09:43The
01:09:44hell
01:09:44is
01:09:44this?
01:09:45This
01:09:45is
01:09:46the
01:09:46line
01:09:46between
01:09:47life
01:09:48and
01:09:48death.
01:09:49Yeah,
01:09:49was
01:09:49that
01:09:50extra
01:09:50neon
01:09:51spray
01:09:51paint?
01:09:52I'll
01:09:53admit
01:09:53it
01:09:53looks
01:09:53pretty
01:09:53good
01:09:53but
01:09:54I'll
01:09:55die
01:09:55before
01:09:55I
01:09:55believe
01:09:55that's
01:09:56magic.
01:09:57You're
01:09:58not the
01:09:58grim
01:09:58reaper.
01:09:59What
01:09:59if it's
01:09:59a trap?
01:10:00That
01:10:00woman
01:10:01has
01:10:01many
01:10:01tricks
01:10:01up
01:10:02her
01:10:02sleeves.
01:10:02We
01:10:02ain't
01:10:03afraid
01:10:03of
01:10:03her.
01:10:03She's
01:10:04nothing
01:10:04but
01:10:04a
01:10:04circus
01:10:05prostitute.
01:10:06Why
01:10:06don't
01:10:07you
01:10:07cross
01:10:07the
01:10:07line
01:10:07and
01:10:08see
01:10:08for
01:10:08yourself?
01:10:09I
01:10:10will.
01:10:13Left
01:10:14leaves
01:10:14the
01:10:14wrong
01:10:15rest.
01:10:22I'm
01:10:22fine.
01:10:23Nothing
01:10:24happened.
01:10:25You'll
01:10:25see you
01:10:25soon enough.
01:10:26Oh,
01:10:26please.
01:10:27I really
01:10:28want to
01:10:28die.
01:10:29And you
01:10:29call this
01:10:30the line
01:10:30between
01:10:30life and
01:10:31death?
01:10:31I knew
01:10:32you were
01:10:32just making
01:10:32that shit
01:10:33up.
01:10:34Whoops.
01:10:34Just crossed
01:10:35it again.
01:10:36Whoops.
01:10:37And again.
01:10:38Nothing's
01:10:39happened to you.
01:10:40Stop.
01:10:41Stop.
01:10:43Stop.
01:10:45Stop.
01:10:46Stop.
01:10:49No.
01:10:50No,
01:10:51Bob.
01:10:52Hey.
01:10:53What
01:10:53did
01:10:54you
01:10:54do
01:10:54to
01:10:54my
01:10:54brother?
01:10:55I
01:10:55didn't
01:10:55do
01:10:56anything.
01:10:57Your
01:10:57brother
01:10:57just
01:10:57didn't
01:10:58want
01:10:58to
01:10:58heed
01:10:58my
01:10:58warning.
01:10:59I
01:11:00suggest
01:11:00you
01:11:00take
01:11:00him
01:11:00to
01:11:01the
01:11:01U.R.
01:11:01if
01:11:02you
01:11:02don't
01:11:02want
01:11:02your
01:11:02wedding
01:11:03to
01:11:03become
01:11:03his
01:11:03funeral.
01:11:05Come
01:11:05on.
01:11:06Major,
01:11:07are you
01:11:08not going
01:11:08to help
01:11:08your
01:11:08own
01:11:08brother?
01:11:08How
01:11:09was
01:11:09he
01:11:10able
01:11:10to
01:11:10cross
01:11:10the
01:11:11line?
01:11:11See,
01:11:11this
01:11:11must
01:11:12be
01:11:12an
01:11:12illusion.
01:11:15Only
01:11:16the
01:11:16pure
01:11:16of
01:11:17heart
01:11:17can
01:11:17cross
01:11:17the
01:11:18line.
01:11:18Will
01:11:18somebody
01:11:19take
01:11:19my
01:11:19brother
01:11:19to
01:11:19the
01:11:19hospital,
01:11:20please?
01:11:27You're
01:11:28so
01:11:28sore,
01:11:28I
01:11:29wouldn't
01:11:29marry
01:11:29you.
01:11:29You
01:11:29go
01:11:30and
01:11:30hurt
01:11:30my
01:11:30brother.
01:11:30Oh,
01:11:31please.
01:11:32You
01:11:32hurt
01:11:32us
01:11:33first.
01:11:34At
01:11:34first,
01:11:34I
01:11:35was
01:11:35really
01:11:35hurt
01:11:36by
01:11:36your
01:11:36betrayal.
01:11:37But
01:11:37I've
01:11:37come
01:11:37to
01:11:38realize
01:11:38your
01:11:38true
01:11:39colors
01:11:39are
01:11:39that
01:11:40of
01:11:40a
01:11:40snake
01:11:40and
01:11:40a
01:11:40coward.
01:11:41Marissa,
01:11:42thanks for
01:11:43taking
01:11:43this
01:11:43lowlife
01:11:44from
01:11:44me.
01:11:45You
01:11:46blame
01:11:46yourself
01:11:47for being
01:11:48worthless.
01:11:49You think
01:11:49anyone would want to
01:11:50marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:54When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:59Don't
01:12:00don't
01:12:00touch my
01:12:00wife.
01:12:03And
01:12:03instead,
01:12:04Trixie gets a
01:12:05handsome
01:12:06and
01:12:06protective
01:12:07husband.
01:12:08You
01:12:08can
01:12:09daydream
01:12:09all you
01:12:09want
01:12:10now,
01:12:10Trixie,
01:12:10but when the
01:12:11presidential contract
01:12:12arrives,
01:12:13it'll
01:12:13hit you like a
01:12:14fucking truck.
01:12:15That you're
01:12:15nothing but an
01:12:15ugly phony,
01:12:16and I'm the
01:12:17queen of
01:12:17everything.
01:12:18Oh,
01:12:18really?
01:12:19Then let me
01:12:20show you how it is
01:12:21I who has
01:12:21everything you
01:12:22want.
01:12:23You've got
01:12:23nothing on
01:12:24me.
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29Tell the
01:12:29president to get here
01:12:30immediately.
01:12:35Goddess!
01:12:36Madam
01:12:36President,
01:12:37I require your
01:12:38assistance.
01:12:39Yes,
01:12:40we'll be there
01:12:40immediately.
01:12:44Get the
01:12:44VP.
01:12:45We're leaving
01:12:45now.
01:12:49Did she
01:12:50just pretend
01:12:50to call
01:12:51the first
01:12:51woman
01:12:52president
01:12:52of the
01:12:52United
01:12:53States?
01:12:53God,
01:12:53I knew
01:12:54you were
01:12:54chief,
01:12:54but I
01:12:55didn't
01:12:55know
01:12:55you
01:12:55were
01:12:55crazy,
01:12:56too.
01:12:56I'm
01:12:57so glad
01:12:57I
01:12:58dumped
01:12:58you
01:12:58for
01:12:58Marissa.
01:12:59You're
01:13:00pathetic,
01:13:00Trixie.
01:13:01A secretary
01:13:01to remind
01:13:02everyone how
01:13:02I have
01:13:03the
01:13:03presidential
01:13:03contract
01:13:04coming?
01:13:04Miss
01:13:05Wickham
01:13:05is
01:13:05correct.
01:13:06I
01:13:06was
01:13:06on
01:13:06the
01:13:06phone
01:13:07with
01:13:07the
01:13:07president
01:13:07earlier.
01:13:08Only
01:13:08the
01:13:08most
01:13:09important
01:13:09people
01:13:09have
01:13:10Madam
01:13:10President's
01:13:11direct
01:13:11line.
01:13:12You
01:13:12hear
01:13:12that
01:13:13everyone?
01:13:13There
01:13:14is
01:13:14no
01:13:14way
01:13:15low-life
01:13:16Trixie
01:13:16could have
01:13:17called
01:13:17the
01:13:17president
01:13:18by
01:13:18herself.
01:13:19She's
01:13:20just a
01:13:20desperate
01:13:20phony
01:13:21who doesn't
01:13:22get enough
01:13:22male attention
01:13:23so she's
01:13:23come here
01:13:23to play
01:13:24up her
01:13:24importance.
01:13:25No,
01:13:26my
01:13:26granddaughter
01:13:26would never
01:13:27do that.
01:13:28Reversing
01:13:29time just
01:13:30to heal
01:13:30someone's
01:13:31wound,
01:13:31only the
01:13:32goddess
01:13:32healer
01:13:32can do
01:13:33that.
01:13:33Is
01:13:33Trixie
01:13:34really
01:13:34the
01:13:35goddess
01:13:35healer?
01:13:38Oh,
01:13:43first,
01:13:44your boy
01:13:44toy actor
01:13:45pretends
01:13:45to be
01:13:45the
01:13:45war
01:13:45hero
01:13:46General
01:13:46Lysander
01:13:47Armstrong
01:13:47and now
01:13:48you,
01:13:48Trixie,
01:13:49are pretending
01:13:49to be
01:13:49the goddess
01:13:50healer
01:13:50who gave
01:13:50me my
01:13:51presidential
01:13:51contract?
01:13:52Is
01:13:52this
01:13:53how
01:13:53the
01:13:53working
01:13:54class
01:13:54think
01:13:55all
01:13:55the
01:13:55time?
01:13:56I
01:13:56never
01:13:57realized
01:13:57how
01:13:57delusional
01:13:58they
01:13:58were.
01:13:59You
01:13:59can only
01:14:00dream
01:14:00of what
01:14:00you
01:14:00can
01:14:01never
01:14:01have
01:14:01while
01:14:02we
01:14:02rub
01:14:02our
01:14:02riches
01:14:03and
01:14:03privilege
01:14:04in
01:14:04their
01:14:04faces.
01:14:05Look,
01:14:05I don't
01:14:06know
01:14:06what
01:14:06circus
01:14:06school
01:14:07you
01:14:07went
01:14:07to,
01:14:07but
01:14:07you
01:14:08trying
01:14:08to
01:14:08make
01:14:08me
01:14:08jealous
01:14:09Trixie
01:14:09it
01:14:09ain't
01:14:10working.
01:14:11You
01:14:11can't
01:14:11just
01:14:11fake
01:14:12the
01:14:14yeah,
01:14:15but
01:14:15goddess
01:14:15healing
01:14:16power
01:14:16is
01:14:16legendary.
01:14:18It's
01:14:18like
01:14:18real
01:14:18magic.
01:14:19Trixie,
01:14:20you're
01:14:21an
01:14:21angel,
01:14:21but
01:14:22the
01:14:22goddess
01:14:22healing
01:14:22is
01:14:23beyond
01:14:23your
01:14:24imagination.
01:14:25And
01:14:25if
01:14:25we
01:14:25steal
01:14:26her
01:14:26identity
01:14:27just
01:14:27to
01:14:27punish
01:14:27her
01:14:27ex,
01:14:28won't
01:14:28her
01:14:28followers
01:14:29be
01:14:29furious
01:14:29and
01:14:30riot
01:14:30against
01:14:30you?
01:14:32No.
01:14:33Trixie,
01:14:34look,
01:14:35I
01:14:35believe
01:14:36you.
01:14:36You
01:14:37saved
01:14:37me.
01:14:38Whether
01:14:38you're
01:14:39a
01:14:39goddess
01:14:39or
01:14:39not,
01:14:40you
01:14:40did
01:14:40that.
01:14:41No
01:14:42matter
01:14:42what
01:14:42happens,
01:14:43you
01:14:43are
01:14:43a
01:14:43goddess
01:14:43to
01:14:44me.
01:14:45We'll
01:14:45riot
01:14:46against
01:14:46you
01:14:46now.
01:14:47Tear
01:14:47her
01:14:48apart!
01:14:48Tear
01:14:49her
01:14:49apart!
01:14:50Tear
01:14:51her
01:14:51apart!
01:14:52Tear
01:14:52her
01:14:52apart!
01:14:53Tear
01:14:54her
01:14:54apart!
01:14:55The
01:14:55life
01:14:55president
01:14:56arrives!
01:15:12Who
01:15:12dare
01:15:12cause
01:15:13ruckus
01:15:13in
01:15:13here?
01:15:17You're
01:15:18General
01:15:18Lysander
01:15:19Armstrong.
01:15:20Wait,
01:15:21what?
01:15:22He's
01:15:22actually
01:15:23General
01:15:23Lysander
01:15:24Armstrong?
01:15:24No,
01:15:25no,
01:15:25we've
01:15:25been
01:15:26through
01:15:26this
01:15:26already
01:15:27once,
01:15:27okay?
01:15:28Right,
01:15:28Secretary
01:15:28Cho?
01:15:29This
01:15:29actor
01:15:30Trixie
01:15:31Hires
01:15:31pulled
01:15:32this
01:15:32weird
01:15:32stunt
01:15:33to
01:15:33try
01:15:33to
01:15:34bankrupt
01:15:34me,
01:15:35but
01:15:35you
01:15:35already
01:15:35confirmed
01:15:36with
01:15:36Madame
01:15:36President
01:15:36that
01:15:37I
01:15:37got
01:15:37the
01:15:37contract
01:15:38coming
01:15:38still,
01:15:39right?
01:15:39Yes,
01:15:39we all
01:15:40thought
01:15:40he
01:15:40was
01:15:40a
01:15:40fraud.
01:15:41What
01:15:41I
01:15:42mean
01:15:42is
01:15:44you're
01:15:44the
01:15:44war
01:15:45hero,
01:15:46General
01:15:46Lysander
01:15:46Armstrong,
01:15:47and
01:15:48how dare
01:15:48you
01:15:48crash
01:15:49Miss
01:15:49Wickham's
01:15:49wedding?
01:15:50The
01:15:50moment
01:15:51you
01:15:51wake
01:15:51up,
01:15:52you
01:15:52fall
01:15:52under
01:15:53this
01:15:53vixen
01:15:53spell,
01:15:54and
01:15:54now
01:15:55you're
01:15:55attacking
01:15:55one
01:15:55of
01:15:56the
01:15:56most
01:15:56important
01:15:56allies
01:15:57to
01:15:57the
01:15:57president?
01:15:58He
01:15:58is
01:15:59the
01:16:00general,
01:16:00but
01:16:01he's
01:16:01in
01:16:01trouble
01:16:02now.
01:16:02Did
01:16:03you
01:16:03hear
01:16:03that?
01:16:04Even
01:16:04the
01:16:04vice
01:16:05president
01:16:05knows
01:16:05me
01:16:06as
01:16:06an
01:16:06important
01:16:07ally
01:16:07to
01:16:07the
01:16:07nation's
01:16:08leader.
01:16:08So
01:16:09what
01:16:09if
01:16:09Trixie
01:16:09picked
01:16:09up
01:16:10some
01:16:10washed
01:16:10up
01:16:11war
01:16:11hero?
01:16:11We
01:16:12got
01:16:12the
01:16:12VP
01:16:12and
01:16:13the
01:16:13president.
01:16:14On
01:16:14our
01:16:14side,
01:16:15you'll
01:16:16always
01:16:16be
01:16:17nothing,
01:16:18Trixie.
01:16:18I
01:16:19told
01:16:19you.
01:16:20Now
01:16:20punish
01:16:20them,
01:16:21Vice
01:16:21President
01:16:21Langley,
01:16:26military
01:16:26honors
01:16:27and
01:16:28titles.
01:16:30Hurry!
01:16:31The
01:16:32goddess
01:16:32healer
01:16:33needs
01:16:33us.
01:16:35You
01:16:36can't
01:16:36do
01:16:36that,
01:16:37Mr.
01:16:37Vice
01:16:37President.
01:16:38My
01:16:38brother
01:16:38is a
01:16:39war
01:16:39hero.
01:16:40He
01:16:40single-handedly
01:16:40saved this
01:16:41country from
01:16:41terrorist
01:16:42attack.
01:16:42He
01:16:42was
01:16:42in
01:16:42a
01:16:43coma
01:16:43for
01:16:43two
01:16:43years.
01:16:44If
01:16:44it
01:16:44wasn't
01:16:44for
01:16:45Miss
01:16:45Trixie,
01:16:45he
01:16:45would...
01:16:45Enough!
01:16:46You
01:16:47speak
01:16:47another
01:16:47word and
01:16:48I
01:16:48will
01:16:48bring
01:16:48down
01:16:48your
01:16:49entire
01:16:49family,
01:16:50not
01:16:50just
01:16:51your
01:16:51brother.
01:16:52Yeah.
01:16:53It's
01:16:54okay.
01:16:55Mr.
01:16:56President,
01:16:56I've
01:16:56already
01:16:56given
01:16:57my
01:16:57life
01:16:57once
01:16:57for
01:16:58my
01:16:58country.
01:16:58I
01:16:59have
01:16:59no
01:16:59problem
01:17:00doing
01:17:00that
01:17:00again
01:17:00if
01:17:00it
01:17:00means
01:17:01protecting
01:17:01my
01:17:01fiance's
01:17:02life.
01:17:03And let's
01:17:04be honest
01:17:04about one
01:17:04other thing,
01:17:05Mr.
01:17:05Vice
01:17:05President,
01:17:06I never
01:17:06gave a
01:17:07fuck
01:17:08about
01:17:08any
01:17:09damn
01:17:10titles.
01:17:11I
01:17:12truly
01:17:12saved a
01:17:12good
01:17:13man.
01:17:18I
01:17:19will
01:17:19not
01:17:19let
01:17:19you
01:17:19bring
01:17:20ruin
01:17:20to
01:17:20my
01:17:20fiance.
01:17:22And
01:17:22what
01:17:22can you
01:17:22do
01:17:23about
01:17:23it?
01:17:23Oh,
01:17:24Mr.
01:17:24Vice
01:17:24President,
01:17:25I
01:17:25have
01:17:25a
01:17:25swell
01:17:25idea.
01:17:26My
01:17:26biomedical
01:17:27company
01:17:27invented
01:17:28the
01:17:28latest
01:17:28line
01:17:29of
01:17:29poison
01:17:29darts
01:17:30for
01:17:30the
01:17:30military.
01:17:31Let's
01:17:31try it
01:17:32out on
01:17:32them.
01:17:34Hold on,
01:17:35Mr.
01:17:35Vice
01:17:35President,
01:17:35there's
01:17:35no way
01:17:36that you're
01:17:36taking
01:17:36this
01:17:36seriously.
01:17:37Put
01:17:37innocent
01:17:38civilian
01:17:38lives
01:17:38in
01:17:39danger?
01:17:39Despicable.
01:17:40What's
01:17:40more despicable
01:17:41is that
01:17:42you and
01:17:42your
01:17:42filthy
01:17:43companions
01:17:44are
01:17:44disrespecting
01:17:45power.
01:17:46Miss
01:17:46Wickham,
01:17:47you can
01:17:47use
01:17:48full
01:17:48force
01:17:49on
01:17:49them.
01:17:50Did
01:17:50you hear
01:17:51that
01:17:51boy?
01:17:54Oh.
01:18:04Shoot!
01:18:05Wait,
01:18:05that's
01:18:06the
01:18:06president.
01:18:11president.
01:18:12Oh,
01:18:12my God.
01:18:13Oh,
01:18:14my God.
01:18:18Help!
01:18:19Hey,
01:18:19idiots!
01:18:20Oh,
01:18:20my God.
01:18:22Oh,
01:18:22my God.
01:18:23Oh,
01:18:25my God.
01:18:27Oh,
01:18:27my God.
01:18:28Oh,
01:18:29I'm so sorry,
01:18:30Madam President.
01:18:31That was,
01:18:31they were totally
01:18:32aiming for,
01:18:33Trixie,
01:18:34the fraud
01:18:34in the middle.
01:18:35What is
01:18:36this?
01:18:37Oh,
01:18:37that's my
01:18:38new
01:18:38biomedical
01:18:39weapon,
01:18:39madam,
01:18:40for your
01:18:40military.
01:18:41This is a
01:18:41war crime.
01:18:42These are
01:18:42innocent civilian
01:18:43lives you're
01:18:44messing with.
01:18:45You're the
01:18:45uncivilized
01:18:45buffoon.
01:18:46I can
01:18:47shoot whoever
01:18:47I want.
01:18:48I have
01:18:48the
01:18:48presidential
01:18:48contract.
01:18:49With
01:18:49great power
01:18:50comes great
01:18:50responsibility.
01:18:51And this
01:18:52is the
01:18:52kind of
01:18:53dastardly
01:18:54creation
01:18:54you've
01:18:54made
01:18:54with the
01:18:55contract
01:18:55I gave
01:18:56you?
01:18:56What
01:18:56are you
01:18:56doing?
01:18:57Reverse
01:18:57the poison
01:18:58and take
01:18:58it out of
01:18:59the president
01:18:59before it's
01:18:59too late?
01:19:00That is
01:19:01easy.
01:19:02There's
01:19:17everyone.
01:19:18It's
01:19:19raining
01:19:20gold!
01:19:21What's
01:19:22happening?
01:19:23Trixie doesn't
01:19:23have that
01:19:24kind of
01:19:24money.
01:19:24It's got
01:19:25to be
01:19:25cheap
01:19:26glitter.
01:19:27She
01:19:29is?
01:19:31She is
01:19:31a criminal.
01:19:32Don't
01:19:33worry,
01:19:33Madam
01:19:33President,
01:19:34we will
01:19:34arrest
01:19:34turn,
01:19:35throw
01:19:35her
01:19:35in
01:19:35prison.
01:19:36I'd
01:19:36be
01:19:36quiet
01:19:37if I
01:19:37were
01:19:37you,
01:19:37because
01:19:38you're
01:19:38the
01:19:38one
01:19:38that
01:19:38will
01:19:38be
01:19:39going
01:19:39to
01:19:39prison
01:19:39once
01:19:39everyone
01:19:40is
01:19:40healed
01:19:40up.
01:19:41What are
01:19:41you
01:19:41talking
01:19:42about?
01:19:42The
01:19:42president
01:19:43literally
01:19:43came here
01:19:44to give
01:19:44me my
01:19:44billion-dollar
01:19:45contract.
01:19:55This
01:19:56contract?
01:19:57Yes!
01:19:58Yes!
01:19:59Thank
01:19:59you,
01:19:59first
01:20:00gentlemen.
01:20:17my contract,
01:20:18you bitch!
01:20:19And that's not
01:20:20all.
01:20:32this foul weapon
01:20:33will not see the
01:20:34light of day.
01:20:35There is only a need
01:20:36for a vaccine if there
01:20:37is a virus, don't you
01:20:39realize?
01:20:40Or are you too much of a
01:20:41goody-two-shoes to
01:20:42understand that?
01:20:43You're the real virus
01:20:45here, Marissa.
01:20:46Money is worth more to you
01:20:47than human lives.
01:20:48And that's something I
01:20:50cannot tolerate.
01:20:51So prepare yourself,
01:20:52because I'm about to
01:20:53smite you.
01:20:56What are you gonna do?
01:20:57The president is here,
01:20:59and I just invented the
01:21:01best biomedical products
01:21:02in the world.
01:21:04Just pardon me for that
01:21:05little mishap, right?
01:21:07Madam President,
01:21:09you've recovered now.
01:21:10So what's your final
01:21:12decision?
01:21:14I'll...
01:21:15She's gonna give me
01:21:16my billion-dollar...
01:21:21I'll smack her
01:21:23until she sees
01:21:24fifty stars.
01:21:28Why are you attacking me,
01:21:30Madam President?
01:21:31You're supposed to be
01:21:32giving me the
01:21:33billion-dollar...
01:21:34You wish!
01:21:35Idiot!
01:21:38I've never seen a woman
01:21:39so vile, so ugly
01:21:41on the inside,
01:21:42it makes me want to
01:21:43vomit.
01:21:43I don't understand.
01:21:45I was just trying to
01:21:45punish these impostors
01:21:47for posing as the
01:21:47goddess of healing.
01:21:50And do you know
01:21:52the goddess here
01:21:53saved me and my son
01:21:54during childbirth?
01:21:56Have you really seen
01:21:57the goddess healer
01:21:59herself in the flesh?
01:22:00The one and only...
01:22:03and it's...
01:22:06her.
01:22:17What?
01:22:22Welcome, goddess.
01:22:35You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:37How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:40Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:44I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:47Help those in need.
01:22:49And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:53No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:58And she took it away just like that.
01:23:02That was her golden ticket.
01:23:03You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:23:06But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:23:10No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:23:16It doesn't matter who she is.
01:23:18Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:19And she's an amazing person.
01:23:21And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:25She's going to be my wife.
01:23:26Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:35I love you.
01:23:49All her gold.
01:23:50All her clothes.
01:23:52All that could have been mine.
01:23:53This is all your fault.
01:23:55This is all...
01:23:56You seduced me!
01:23:57Don't help me!
01:23:59You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:24:02Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:24:06I want to be rich again!
01:24:08I'll be your slave.
01:24:10I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:24:12You've had your chance to apologize.
01:24:14But it's too late now.
01:24:16All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:20You two should be locked up.
01:24:22And she shall.
01:24:24For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction.
01:24:27Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:30It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:31I never loved you.
01:24:33It's your fault!
01:24:34I was only with you for your money.
01:24:36I don't care.
01:24:36You were rich.
01:24:38You're a house and self-help.
01:24:40Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:42We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:46My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:49I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:52That is why I saved you.
01:24:54With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:59Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:25:05Let's party!
01:25:07Wait, what if we just got married?
01:25:09Right now?
01:25:10Yes.
01:25:11Well.
01:25:12Woo!
01:25:15Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:20I do.
01:25:21I do.
01:25:22You may kiss the bride.
01:25:43You may kiss the bride.
01:25:46You may kiss the bride.
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