00:00This evening, when I was burping Joshy, he vomited all down my back.
00:07More cowards, John.
00:08No, thank you, I'm fine.
00:11This morning, Joshy pee-peed in his potty all by himself.
00:16I saved Joshy's pee-pee to show you.
00:19Josh's first pee-pee all by himself.
00:22Look.
00:24Anyway, what was I talking about?
00:26I thought you were talking about how spurs are going to do this year.
00:28Yeah, I was talking about Joshy's feces.
00:30I wonder if we could talk about something else.
00:33What do you mean?
00:34For the entire evening, it's been Josh this, Josh that.
00:36I wondered if we could talk about something else.
00:38I see.
00:44How do you think Arsenal will get on this year?
00:46Don't really know. Football's not my thing, actually.
00:48I thought it was supposed to be some homemade chocolate caramel.
00:51Oh, look. It's the same colour as Joshy's poo-poo.
00:53Hey, I know you're not my thing.
00:53I know you're a little...
00:55I'm no good party, right?
00:56I'm not my luck
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