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00:00:03Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals!
00:00:07Unbelievable comeback!
00:00:09If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:11he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:17You got this, baby.
00:00:18You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:21I never could have done this without you.
00:00:23And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:00:27I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:28It'll just be us.
00:00:31And our son.
00:00:36I love you.
00:00:38Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:43The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:00:47They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:00:49Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:00:51Oh! The Sniper stole it!
00:00:54He's heading to the front court!
00:00:57We have three seconds left!
00:00:59Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:05This is for you, baby.
00:01:10There's the release!
00:01:12No! He missed!
00:01:14Wait a sec. Is that his signature move?
00:01:18The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals!
00:01:24Yeah!
00:01:27I can't do it.
00:01:29I can't do it!
00:01:30I can't do it.
00:01:45What's the matter.
00:01:51How many years now?
00:01:53Yeah, I can't do it.
00:01:54What are you?
00:02:02I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:14Regina, no!
00:02:26My son, take care of my son.
00:02:32No!
00:02:36We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP, a man who made the lightning champions.
00:02:42So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the sniper.
00:02:53After the death of the family member, the god of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:03:04It was a robbery, a terrible accident.
00:03:07Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:03:09You'll regret it forever.
00:03:11This never would have happened if I hadn't made my wife a target.
00:03:15I'm not going to put my son in danger, too.
00:03:31Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:37I'll never play again.
00:03:45How could I be so blind?
00:03:50I put basketball before my family.
00:03:52I put them in danger.
00:03:54This is what I just heard.
00:03:56Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:58Does greatness run in the family?
00:04:00Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:02The sniper.
00:04:03I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:04I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:04:07I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:10So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:14My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:04:20It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:04:23I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:26But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:27A washed up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:32It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:37He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:04:40Holy shit, I did it.
00:04:43Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:46You know what that means, guys.
00:04:48Bonus time.
00:04:52Biggest cut for me.
00:04:55Scotty didn't do shit.
00:04:56It's your mad skills that broke a record.
00:04:59I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:01You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:02Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:05:05I should fire your ass.
00:05:07Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:09So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:12or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:16I've lost everything.
00:05:18I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:20No thanks.
00:05:22I quit.
00:05:25Quit?
00:05:25Good luck.
00:05:26Who else is gonna hire a washed up alcoholic?
00:05:37If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:05:39then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:05:41I'm sorry.
00:05:44We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:56I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:00Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:03Holy shit!
00:06:05That's Omari Gibbs!
00:06:06Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:08As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to...
00:06:11Hey, Marcel!
00:06:15Come with me.
00:06:16We need you back in the game.
00:06:30We need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:35No way.
00:06:36And don't call me that.
00:06:37The sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:39We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:42We need a miracle.
00:06:43We need you.
00:06:45I gave up basketball 40 years ago.
00:06:48I'm not your guy.
00:06:50Wait.
00:06:52I want to show you something.
00:06:55Pass to his face.
00:06:57Screen up.
00:06:58D, D.
00:06:59Go, Marce.
00:06:59Get the basket.
00:07:01Ah!
00:07:02Go, Marce could be one of the greats.
00:07:04We don't win this playoff.
00:07:06The earners are going to sell.
00:07:08They'll rebuild.
00:07:09Rebrand.
00:07:10And Marce Correa will go down with this team.
00:07:13We'll up against the 99ers.
00:07:15He can't beat them on his own.
00:07:18I never thought I'd give myself back.
00:07:20You could.
00:07:22If you coach him to the finals.
00:07:24He'll never respect you.
00:07:25Unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:27This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:31Lissau.
00:07:32I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:35Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:42Fine.
00:07:43I'll do it.
00:07:49But no one can know who I am.
00:07:51And I'm only coaching them now playing.
00:07:54Never play again.
00:07:55I can.
00:08:10All right.
00:08:11Listen up.
00:08:11The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:08:18But there's no way we're going to...
00:08:20I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we...
00:08:22Dad?
00:08:27What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:32I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:34What do they call you?
00:08:35Coach Combo Meal?
00:08:39No, no fucking way.
00:08:41He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:42He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:45Listen, I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:51Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:54I don't think so.
00:08:55What the hell is Amari thinking?
00:08:57We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-thru drunk.
00:09:00No, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:05You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:08If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
00:09:12What do you know?
00:09:13The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:09:18He's wasted.
00:09:20Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:24Gramps.
00:09:24Gramps.
00:09:29Gramps.
00:09:38Lucky shot.
00:09:39Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:09:41When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:44What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:48A shooting contest.
00:09:50Three extreme shots.
00:09:52Fast one to make him wins.
00:09:54If you win, you can stay.
00:09:56But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:59And never come back.
00:10:03I never wanted to play again.
00:10:05Especially not against my own son.
00:10:07But if I have to prove myself to protect him, deal.
00:10:15Morris, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:19important game?
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:22Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:24He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:26He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:28All right.
00:10:33Three expert level shots.
00:10:34The step back three, the blind strike, and the clutch.
00:10:38Same sequence, same time.
00:10:41You miss, you go again.
00:10:43No resets, no excuses.
00:10:46Three, two, one.
00:10:50First up, the step back three-point shoot.
00:10:53It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:58How could he make it?
00:10:59Did you see that?
00:11:01Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:03It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:08Even without looking.
00:11:12Bro, he's cooking you!
00:11:14Finally, the clutch.
00:11:16The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:19It means you're out of time and energy, and you have one last shot.
00:11:23I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:25I'm rookie of the year, and you're just some drunk patty pusher who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:30There's no way you can...
00:11:31You're gonna use the call to me coach.
00:11:49Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:51Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:53The lightning's Hail Mary.
00:12:07All right, everyone start sprints.
00:12:15Lars, you're the best player on this team.
00:12:17You can't just run off like that.
00:12:18You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:12:23Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:26Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:28You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
00:12:32You sure about that?
00:12:33Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born, but if you were any good, you wouldn't have become
00:12:37a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:39Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over, and I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:12:44We will win, and it'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:51I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:54I can't lose him forever.
00:12:58Son, wait.
00:13:03Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:04Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:07Who did you steal this from?
00:13:12I didn't steal anything.
00:13:15Wait.
00:13:16So you're the lightning's new assistant coach?
00:13:19Tyler Murray, my old rival.
00:13:22Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:13:25I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:27How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:13:31It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:34You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:36The lightning have been terrible ever since the sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:42Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:13:44What should make it look like an accident?
00:13:46The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:52And you're no sniper.
00:13:53So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:56You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:59Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:14:02Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:05So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:14:08Ah.
00:14:09I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:12Hey, don't you worry.
00:14:15When your greasy dad here runs your team straight to the ground,
00:14:17I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:28You should teach your boy some manners.
00:14:30The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:33So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:37I'll let the score speak for it, Sue.
00:14:46I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:49I need to look the part.
00:14:57The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:15:00But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris Davis,
00:15:03they're in the playoffs going head-to-head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:15:07Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:10Is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive-thru?
00:15:33Is that the burger guy?
00:15:34No, it can't be.
00:15:36They call him Coach Combo Meal.
00:15:38There's no way a guy like that can call game-winning plays.
00:15:43Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:15:45But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:15:47We can prove the world wrong.
00:15:48It's your show, Coach.
00:15:50Good luck.
00:15:51Only if we played two.
00:15:53This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:56Time to break the curse.
00:15:58All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:06I'll let him fool you guys.
00:16:08Combo Meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:12I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:13Let's win this.
00:16:14Lightning on three.
00:16:15One, two, three.
00:16:16Lightning!
00:16:24Remember this face.
00:16:26I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:46The ball movement, boys.
00:16:54Thank you, baby.
00:16:59Who is that schlub playing Rush's assistant coach?
00:17:03It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:17:06Guy's a total alcoholic.
00:17:07Clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:09Mars Davis' father?
00:17:11Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:14These losers are humiliating you!
00:17:17Let's go, boys!
00:17:19Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:29What do you want to do?
00:17:52Where's the fowl, ref?
00:17:54Come on!
00:17:55Fowl, come on, man!
00:17:57Where's the fowl, ref?
00:18:01They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
00:18:08Fowl, ref, come on!
00:18:20Fowl, ref, come on!
00:18:22They're scared.
00:18:23Don't back down.
00:18:24Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:32Stitches on Mars!
00:18:39Focus up.
00:18:40Behind the line.
00:18:46Ah!
00:18:47Get it!
00:18:48Get it!
00:18:50Get it!
00:18:51Get it!
00:18:53Get it!
00:18:54Get it!
00:18:58Get it!
00:18:59Get it!
00:19:00Get it!
00:19:00What's wrong with you?
00:19:01Hey!
00:19:02Hey!
00:19:03Hey!
00:19:04Call it right!
00:19:04Yo!
00:19:05You blind, ref?
00:19:08Red, number 15, foul.
00:19:10Bro!
00:19:11I can't go down.
00:19:15Not like this.
00:19:17Be okay, son.
00:19:17Yeah.
00:19:18This is a real blow for the Lightning.
00:19:20Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery, there's no way that they can come back from
00:19:25this.
00:19:25I told you, they would dominate this team of washed up losers.
00:19:35We're all out of subs.
00:19:36It's your last chance to win us.
00:19:38We have to forfeit.
00:19:43Wait!
00:19:44You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:19:47I already drew up a player contract just in case.
00:19:50Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:19:54You want me to play?
00:19:55You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:19:59Between you and me.
00:20:00I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:20:04You can save us.
00:20:05I win it all.
00:20:09There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight
00:20:14point deficit in 15 seconds.
00:20:16It's impossible.
00:20:17Go out there, coach.
00:20:19And I'll knock you down so hard, you know.
00:20:21We back up.
00:20:24If we lose, it's all over.
00:20:27The team.
00:20:28My career.
00:20:38If everyone finds out who I am, will I put my son in danger too?
00:20:43I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court.
00:20:47I knew you were just a useless deadbeat.
00:20:49All you ever do is quit.
00:20:52I can't lose my son again.
00:20:56Morphette!
00:20:57Morphette!
00:20:58Morphette!
00:20:59Morphette!
00:21:00Morphette!
00:21:01Morphette!
00:21:01Morphette!
00:21:01Just team night lightning has no choice.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:08Give me a jersey.
00:21:10I'll play.
00:21:12I can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face.
00:21:16Wait a minute.
00:21:17Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:20Is he gonna play?
00:21:24The coach is warming up now.
00:21:29I'm back.
00:21:34The sniper finally shoots again.
00:21:37Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:21:38He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
00:21:42Unless he's got the skills to match, the lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:21:46They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
00:21:49There's no way he can pull this off.
00:21:52You know, when you lose it, it'll actually be nice.
00:21:55I'll come by the restaurant.
00:21:55You can both put the fries in my bag.
00:21:58That old guy's not making it to our defense.
00:22:03What is he doing?
00:22:05He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:22:08What the hell's he doing?
00:22:10That loser's blowing the game.
00:22:12What are you, drunk old man or just lost?
00:22:14Is he trying to score?
00:22:16That's impossible.
00:22:18Nobody could score from the backcourt.
00:22:35No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:38Who is this guy?
00:22:48No one's making it wild.
00:22:51No one has a pin!
00:23:02I'm a man of two hours.
00:23:05Any day down below the attack?
00:23:06what the hell how did he score from 94 fucking feet no one's made a full court
00:23:13shot since the sniper who is this guy that's a record-breaking shot I haven't
00:23:19seen style like that in 20 years the lightning's still down by 5 with only 10
00:23:23seconds left on the clock back it up geezer try that again you're gonna throw
00:23:28out your back you still need a miracle to win coach where'd you get those mad
00:23:32skills we might have a chance gives it over full court press got it give it up
00:23:40old man it's too late you sure about that when we win I'm gonna need you to
00:23:45apologize to my son for your foul play when you lose you and your joke of a son
00:23:50are gonna leave this league and you can go back to what you're actually good at
00:23:54flipping burgers you're on
00:24:03how are you supposed to win you can hold on to the ball this old man is too
00:24:07good for God's sake someone stop them seven seconds on the clock and only one
00:24:15basket away from tying the game if coach can pull off this shot he'll go down in
00:24:20league history run down the clock
00:24:40are we about to witness a miracle with three seconds left the game is tied one more basket
00:24:46and coach combo makes history it's only three seconds left can you really do this
00:24:55lightning on three one two three
00:24:59lightning
00:25:02this is for you son
00:25:09this assistant coach took the worst team in the uba to the playoffs and now he's on the court
00:25:16dominating guys half his age he came out of nowhere but he looks so familiar
00:25:27he'll all be worth it when you win and murray gets us paid
00:25:48let's go whatever it takes you said that your eye for talent was unmatched murray how did he get past
00:25:58you
00:25:58I don't I don't know scoring in three seconds it's it's impossible if we lose will be the joke of
00:26:07the lead then triple fucking team him triple team won't work on me
00:26:28oh my god he has the ball
00:26:32that's a foul
00:26:46see I told you we'd choke I don't choke let me remind you of who I really am
00:26:52oh my god that's the sniper signature move it's the kill shot
00:27:01oh my god
00:27:04oh my god
00:27:05oh
00:27:06oh
00:27:07oh
00:27:31Wow.
00:27:39Could it be the sniper?
00:27:41The missing god of balls?
00:27:52That was the sniper's signature move.
00:27:55No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court.
00:28:01Holy stomach!
00:28:03Coach Carmobile and the lightnings go to the finals!
00:28:10This man just made history.
00:28:15That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:28:19Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush.
00:28:22Coach, you're retiring?
00:28:25I just needed to find my successor.
00:28:30When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-ups,
00:28:34I had no idea you were the legend.
00:28:36All of our success, thanks to you.
00:28:39I only played 15 seconds this season.
00:28:42You all won this game.
00:28:43This guy right here, Mars, 59 points.
00:28:50My 10 points would mean nothing without that.
00:28:55Good game, guys.
00:28:57We'll take that apology now.
00:28:58I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:29:01Hey, you got the win.
00:29:04All for you, son.
00:29:06Why'd you learn to play like that?
00:29:07It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something.
00:29:10I thought the same thing.
00:29:12Your styles are almost identical.
00:29:17Are you him?
00:29:21Are you him?
00:29:26Sniper died a long time ago.
00:29:39How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:42Could he really be the sniper?
00:29:44No way.
00:29:46The sniper left the league decades ago.
00:29:48And he's never coming back.
00:29:49Or she'd make it look like an accident.
00:29:52Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:29:57I made sure of that myself.
00:30:01Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:30:08your career in the league is over.
00:30:11You want to threaten me?
00:30:13I'm a champion.
00:30:15The league's best coach.
00:30:18Wow.
00:30:21Then prove it.
00:30:22Get the finals win or clean out your office.
00:30:28What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:30:32You got lucky.
00:30:33Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits
00:30:37aren't going to beat the scorpion.
00:30:39We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:30:43I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine.
00:30:52My God, he did it.
00:30:54Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper.
00:30:57Could it be?
00:30:59No.
00:31:00That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago.
00:31:03Congratulations, Dean Leighton!
00:31:11Front and center, coach.
00:31:13We wouldn't be here without you.
00:31:14Max, you're the best coach I've ever had.
00:31:21That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:31:25But coach, you're the head coach.
00:31:28I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:31:30I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:31:33What do you say?
00:31:36I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:31:40What do you think, Morris?
00:31:41Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:45What do you think, Morris?
00:31:47Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:49You helped win us one big playoff game combo meal, but if you can get us that trophy, then
00:31:55maybe I'll call you, coach.
00:31:57After my wife was murdered, I thought it was done with basketball forever.
00:32:01I never expected it could bring me back to my son.
00:32:04Coach Rush, I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:32:07Yeah!
00:32:10I am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:32:29All right, everyone.
00:32:30Lightning on three.
00:32:32One, two, three.
00:32:35Not so fast.
00:32:42He assaulted my player.
00:32:44Challenging the call.
00:32:49Assaulted?
00:32:50You need to get your eyes checked.
00:32:51You elbowed him in the chest, and he collapsed.
00:32:54I should have been a flagrant foul.
00:32:55It's a fair play.
00:32:56I had nothing to do with this.
00:32:57Bullshit!
00:32:58You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick.
00:33:01So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping,
00:33:05you pushed him.
00:33:07You and your desperate son just wanted to ruin my career.
00:33:12You bitter old fuck!
00:33:15You just don't know real talent when you see it.
00:33:19Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn.
00:33:23You are a washed-up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:33:26This team earned their position here.
00:33:29It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:33:32We should be playing in the finals game.
00:33:34You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:33:37My advice, go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else.
00:33:41Not a chance.
00:33:42What would you expect from a washed-up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:33:48The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals, unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:33:54Hey, that's head coach.
00:33:56Maybe that was a mistake.
00:34:01I mean, clearly, he's not here for the team.
00:34:04He's just here for himself.
00:34:06I mean, you took my spot in the game, what, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:34:10You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:34:12How can any of us trust you?
00:34:14My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad.
00:34:18Your son's right.
00:34:19I collapsed on court.
00:34:22He's an addict.
00:34:23Feels like he drugged me.
00:34:25You all saw the play.
00:34:26He didn't touch you.
00:34:27I've seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:34:29You know, you can all look down on me and my team.
00:34:32That's fine.
00:34:33But you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:34:41Grats on the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:34:44What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:34:46You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-thru.
00:34:50You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:34:53Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:34:57Marcel made me promise to keep his true identity a secret.
00:34:59Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:35:02Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:35:03Now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:35:08If the lost god of ball has been found, it has to be him.
00:35:12Hold on, let's go.
00:35:16We need the commissioner down here, stat.
00:35:19I want him to look these clouds in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to the
00:35:22final fair and square.
00:35:24Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court.
00:35:26Let's go.
00:35:30And I don't play dirty.
00:35:32For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror.
00:35:37Don't be so naive.
00:35:38Addicts are pathological liars.
00:35:40Okay, he's fooled everyone.
00:35:42I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:35:45Coach would never betray us like that.
00:35:48But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:35:52Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:55He's got mad skills.
00:35:57Has he been high this whole time?
00:36:01Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:36:06Stop.
00:36:16This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:36:20We all saw the play in super slow-mo.
00:36:22It was fair.
00:36:23So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed up has-beens that you actually know ball?
00:36:32What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair play?
00:36:36Looks like debate.
00:36:37Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:36:40Then maybe he should focus on the facts.
00:36:41Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:36:47Congratulations, Coach.
00:36:50That ticket to the final should be mine.
00:37:06The Lightning won fair and square.
00:37:08Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:37:12Who the hell are you?
00:37:16Who the hell are you?
00:37:17That's the Lightning GM.
00:37:19He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:37:24Isn't that right?
00:37:25You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:37:31Oh, what's this?
00:37:32Hank Santini, coach of the losing team.
00:37:34Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:37:44I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:37:47I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:37:50Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:37:53You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:37:57I'm the head coach of the top league franchise.
00:38:01You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:38:06You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:38:12Boss, are you okay?
00:38:13Boss?
00:38:16Boss, allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:38:29Roderick Gould?
00:38:30Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding.
00:38:33Mr. Commissioner.
00:38:34I'm sorry.
00:38:35I have a concussion.
00:38:36You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:38:39Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:38:44You're blacklisted from the league.
00:38:46Mr. Gould, please look.
00:38:47Look, basketball.
00:38:48It's my life.
00:38:50Please, I will do anything.
00:38:51Save it.
00:38:52Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:38:55Go.
00:39:04I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:39:06Don't blame you.
00:39:08I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:39:10How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:39:13His face is so familiar.
00:39:15Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league.
00:39:20Especially not by an assistant coach.
00:39:22You mean head coach.
00:39:27Congratulations.
00:39:28You're going to the finals.
00:39:31Let's go, boys.
00:39:33You're going to the finals.
00:39:40You deserve it, son.
00:39:45Wrong.
00:39:46You saved a team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:39:49Couldn't have done it without our star point guard.
00:39:57Means a lot.
00:40:01Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up.
00:40:05Yeah?
00:40:06Thank you so much, sir.
00:40:07I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:40:10He still doesn't know I'm the sniper.
00:40:13Would he believe me now?
00:40:14Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:40:17Speaking of the sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:40:21Did you train with him or something?
00:40:25I got to meet the press.
00:40:27But I'll see you all at the finals.
00:40:29Excuse me.
00:40:31Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:40:35Sorry, Sap and his son are not taking my trophy.
00:40:40It's a history-making day here at the league finals with the Lightning facing off against the Scorpions.
00:40:46Team Lightning is the underdog, but with rising star Mars Davis and their wildcard coach, anything could happen.
00:40:53The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray and his comeback king Cole Duncan.
00:40:59It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:41:02Where the hell is Mars?
00:41:04We barely made it through the playoffs.
00:41:06And the Scorpions, they body every single team they play.
00:41:10We need our star point guard.
00:41:13Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:18You got this team to the final.
00:41:21But if Mars is M.I.A., they're going to be humiliated on that court.
00:41:26The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:41:29We won't let them win.
00:41:31You sure about that?
00:41:34You and your jacked-up team of amateurs, no match for us.
00:41:39All right, the only hope you have is Mars.
00:41:42But, uh, where's he at?
00:41:46Does he know the game starts to now?
00:41:48Hope he turns up.
00:41:50Otherwise, we may as well forward it.
00:41:56P-P-P
00:41:59P-P
00:42:02Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:42:05You're going to come alone, and you'll tell no one.
00:42:07Otherwise, you're never going to see your son again.
00:42:13Take care of our son.
00:42:17I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:42:21Game starts in an hour.
00:42:22You can't leave now.
00:42:23Mars doesn't show who's going to stop him.
00:42:25You figure it out.
00:42:25I have to find him.
00:42:27Let him go.
00:42:28It's his son.
00:42:32He'll come back.
00:42:45Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:42:47What the fuck, man?
00:42:49Let me go!
00:42:50Oh, I can't do that.
00:42:52You're my leverage in this deal.
00:42:54Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:42:57I want to see if he's going to pick you or his basketball career.
00:43:00What do you think?
00:43:05Wow.
00:43:07Dad!
00:43:09You actually showed up.
00:43:11You picked your son over your own career.
00:43:14What?
00:43:15Father of the year.
00:43:17Tyler, your problems are with me, not my son.
00:43:19You're damn right they are.
00:43:20I was born to be a winner.
00:43:23I was born to be a winner.
00:43:24A winner!
00:43:25They have money and power and respect.
00:43:29I didn't claw my way to the finals just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal
00:43:34it from me.
00:43:36Cut him loose and we can talk about this.
00:43:41You want to talk?
00:43:43There is nothing to talk about.
00:43:44A stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money.
00:43:48And it almost exposes a very delicate operation.
00:43:52So you're going to throw the game today.
00:43:55I'm going to be champion.
00:43:56Or what?
00:43:58So glad you asked.
00:44:01Or...
00:44:02Your son is going to suffer!
00:44:08Fine.
00:44:09We'll throw the game.
00:44:11What?
00:44:13Let me just untie him.
00:44:15You think I'm stupid?
00:44:17I'm just going to take your word?
00:44:19No.
00:44:20I had my lawyers draft up.
00:44:22A nice little admission of guilt here.
00:44:26Says I, the head coach of the Lightning, admit to illegally rigging games for profit,
00:44:31including the 2026 finals.
00:44:35Yadda, yadda, yadda.
00:44:36Blah, blah, blah.
00:44:37Sign this.
00:44:39Throw the game.
00:44:40And no one will ever find out about our little deal.
00:44:44This motherfucker is scared shitless.
00:44:46Don't sign anything.
00:44:55Your son has no manners.
00:44:58I guess that's what he gets when his daddy's an absent alcoholic.
00:45:04Now you're going to sign the contract, or I'm going to break his legs.
00:45:07Don't fucking touch him.
00:45:10Alright, you have five seconds.
00:45:13Or I'm going to break him.
00:45:15He's bluffing.
00:45:15Don't listen to him.
00:45:16Five, four, don't, three, two, one.
00:45:31Five, four, don't, three, two, one.
00:45:44I'm starting the fucking contract.
00:45:51That's a good choice.
00:45:52I mean, you signed the death wish for Team Lightning.
00:45:56You shaved your son's legs.
00:45:58And murdered his career.
00:46:01But like I said, father of the year.
00:46:06Now, while I have you here, one more thing.
00:46:08I'm just going to need you to admit to what you just did.
00:46:10I need a little bit of extra insurance.
00:46:12I'm not going to confess.
00:46:13I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit.
00:46:15I signed the contract.
00:46:16That was the agreement.
00:46:18I'll splice something together.
00:46:19It's fine.
00:46:21This is blackmail.
00:46:22You won't get away with it.
00:46:27Watch me.
00:46:30Let's go, boys.
00:46:44Where the fuck would you agree to that?
00:46:46What did you want me to do?
00:46:47Let him break your legs?
00:46:48You'd never play ball again.
00:46:50No.
00:46:51I wanted you to fight for me.
00:46:53For a team.
00:46:55You bent the knee and gave up when it got hard.
00:46:57Just like you always do.
00:46:58I gave up my career.
00:47:00For you.
00:47:02Don't you get it?
00:47:03If you go down, I go down with you.
00:47:07I knew I should have sent your ass packing when I had the chance.
00:47:11I knew I couldn't count on you.
00:47:14Mars.
00:47:18Mars is right.
00:47:19If those bastards take the championship, then everything he worked for goes up in flames.
00:47:25Last time I won the finals, I lost everything.
00:47:45But I won't let that happen to my son.
00:47:47I won't let them win.
00:47:49But I can make them think that they're going to.
00:47:54Marcel, thank God.
00:47:55Are you and Mars?
00:47:56No, we're fine.
00:47:57I need a favor.
00:47:58We're on the street.
00:47:59It's Coach Murray.
00:48:00It's rigging games for profit.
00:48:04Welcome back to the 2026 UBA Finals.
00:48:10Tonight, we have the lightning playing against the Scorpions.
00:48:16This is the biggest rival in UBA history.
00:48:38The lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006.
00:48:44Tyler Murray himself played in that game, but he fell to the sniper.
00:48:56Wait a minute.
00:48:57Coach Combo Meal is here.
00:49:04Coach Combo Meal is back on the court.
00:49:06You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago.
00:49:10I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court.
00:49:14They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game.
00:49:19You showed up.
00:49:20You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose.
00:49:24You say, I'm pretty surprised you suited up.
00:49:26Because you and I both know how this ends.
00:49:30That's what he thinks.
00:49:31What can I say?
00:49:32I couldn't resist one more shot on the court.
00:49:34Yeah, of course he couldn't.
00:49:38This team is already imploding.
00:49:40Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park.
00:49:43Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck, but...
00:49:46Just don't care.
00:49:48Scorpions!
00:49:49Let's go.
00:49:56I'm on your side.
00:49:58Don't hold back out there.
00:50:04Don't hold back out there.
00:50:09I'm done listening to you.
00:50:23Sun, right here!
00:50:25Mars!
00:50:35Guess I know as good as your dad.
00:50:43God!
00:51:02Cool Duncan is on fire!
00:51:04The scorpions are dominating.
00:51:06The lightning better step it up.
00:51:13Hey, hey!
00:51:14Fuck!
00:51:15Fuck!
00:51:17Dude, what are you doing?
00:51:19Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:51:22Just get back on defense.
00:51:38Half-time right now, the lightning's down by 12 points.
00:51:48Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:51:52This is embarrassing.
00:51:54I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career.
00:51:57I'm supposed to be the leader, but I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:52:01If no one else can step up, then we're doomed.
00:52:09Guys, this game is not over.
00:52:11We just need to reset, play as a team, and we can still win this.
00:52:15You're such a hypocrite.
00:52:16You're one to talk, ball hog.
00:52:18You're not passing the ball, bruh.
00:52:20If we lose, it's your fault.
00:52:23That's what you think, huh?
00:52:26All this?
00:52:27It's all his fault.
00:52:31It's all his fault.
00:52:32Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball because you refused to let it go.
00:52:36How is this his fault?
00:52:38You're fucking selfish.
00:52:39Selfish?
00:52:40Get the fuck off the bat!
00:52:42Enough!
00:52:43Enough!
00:52:45It's the finals.
00:52:46If you want to embarrass yourself, go home!
00:52:49You go home!
00:52:51Enough!
00:52:59Why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract?
00:53:02You fucked up!
00:53:03Contract is bullshit, Mars.
00:53:05I'm stringing them along.
00:53:07Robin is handling it.
00:53:08They're not going to win this.
00:53:10You're lying.
00:53:11You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:53:13I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way.
00:53:16Bullshit.
00:53:17They'll just let me down again.
00:53:19Mars, listen to me.
00:53:21When your mother was killed, I swore off basketball.
00:53:24And I was lost.
00:53:26But now I'm back.
00:53:27But I'm not back for me.
00:53:28I'm back for you.
00:53:31Now let's go out on that court together and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:53:40Welcome back from halftime.
00:53:42The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half.
00:53:46Mars.
00:53:48God damn it!
00:53:51God.
00:53:52Oh my God!
00:53:55That's your star player.
00:53:57When you lose tonight, the lightning will be gone for good.
00:54:01I'll draft him.
00:54:02Just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:54:06Mars is a goat in the making.
00:54:07He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:54:09Come on, boys.
00:54:11Let's go lightning!
00:54:13Come on.
00:54:13Clear it.
00:54:17Guess I'm not as stupid as we thought.
00:54:23Dude!
00:54:24What the fuck?
00:54:25Don't sneak him out of the game.
00:54:26He's trying to lose.
00:54:35We can still win this.
00:54:37But you have to trust me.
00:54:39If we play together, they can't beat us.
00:54:41Mars, you've got everything you need right here.
00:54:44Let's go out there and win this for the team.
00:54:54Okay.
00:54:56Okay.
00:55:02Go.
00:55:04Go.
00:55:04What's up?
00:55:05Go!
00:55:06Go!
00:55:08Go!
00:55:35Mars Davis just executed the snipers.
00:55:42It's the end of the third quarter.
00:55:44Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:55:47Could my dad be him, the sniper?
00:55:51So these assholes want to die.
00:55:58You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:56:02I'm not scared of you.
00:56:06Move!
00:56:07It's the beginning of the fourth quarter.
00:56:09The Lightning are down by two.
00:56:12Will they make their comeback?
00:56:14Yep, yep.
00:56:16There.
00:56:19Coach, you're a legend.
00:56:22If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:56:51What a comeback.
00:56:53With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:56:58The Lightning are up by one.
00:57:00Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:01What a comeback.
00:57:31It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:57:35game.
00:57:36Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:38Shovel up, boys!
00:57:39We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:44You know, Mars could be the GOAT if you train with a better coach.
00:57:47Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:48You can't control him.
00:57:49But I can.
00:57:59That's a foul, ref!
00:58:02You okay?
00:58:03You okay?
00:58:03When did he get so good?
00:58:06Here, come on.
00:58:08They're neck and neck.
00:58:10Only two minutes left.
00:58:12Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:17Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:20Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:22Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:23Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:25Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:26Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:27Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:29Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:30Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:31Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:31Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:33Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:36Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:39Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:59:08I don't know.
00:59:17Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:59:22Game over.
00:59:24Unbelievable!
00:59:25What a comeback play from the Lightning.
00:59:27They just won the 2006 UBA Championship.
00:59:31Yeah!
00:59:49You did it!
00:59:50We did it.
00:59:52You're going to regret this.
00:59:53You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:55I don't think so, Coach.
00:59:56I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
01:00:00This is far from over.
01:00:03Let's go.
01:00:07Yeah, boy!
01:00:16I knew you'd pull it off, man!
01:00:19No one's going to sell a winning team.
01:00:21Congratulations.
01:00:24If anybody was going to save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was going to be you,
01:00:28Mars.
01:00:28It'd be Mars.
01:00:29The new faces will lead.
01:00:34Congratulations, Coach.
01:00:36Don't tell anybody that I was rooting for you.
01:00:40And, uh, I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:49Where'd you get this?
01:00:50Is my dad really the sniper?
01:01:03Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:01:09Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:01:14Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:16These finals have showcased the battle for greatness.
01:01:20With more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:23But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:26Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:28You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:37We're not done yet for MVP.
01:01:41This rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:45Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:47Yeah!
01:01:51Yeah!
01:01:53Yeah!
01:01:57Quick reflexes, Coach.
01:01:59I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:02:01Maybe I'll show you something.
01:02:18Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:26If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:31Are you sure that's not the champagne talking?
01:02:35Why don't you come find out?
01:02:46Close your eyes.
01:02:47I'm sorry.
01:03:02What?
01:03:08We'll be back with you after this.
01:03:09I a lot of time.
01:03:10We'll be back.
01:03:10Let's see.
01:03:11We'll be back.
01:03:13Bye.
01:03:14Bye.
01:03:17You can open your eyes now.
01:03:22Damn.
01:03:35I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:41Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:58You've got potential, Rookie. Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:04:15Wrong time, bro. You better get a new suit. You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:22Murray, I didn't join the league for glory. I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:27Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:32I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law too. They deserve to see who you really are and how far
01:04:38you've come.
01:04:38Fine. Make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray. And Cole too.
01:04:45Sure about that?
01:04:49Yeah. I got a plan.
01:04:58You look happy.
01:05:02And it's about to get even better.
01:05:05I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:05:11Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:05:14She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:05:18I'd love to.
01:05:29General Liu.
01:05:30General Liu.
01:05:35Well, well, well.
01:05:37What do we have here?
01:05:43Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:49These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:55Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:06:02There is something that ranks higher, and that is the gold commemorative ring, which is presented to the inductee.
01:06:11But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of-
01:06:15Well, you know what? I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:06:19Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:06:23Cole.
01:06:24It's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:30And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:06:35And glory will be mine.
01:06:47Well, I see you.
01:06:50You and Robin?
01:06:52Well, she asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:07:00Damn.
01:07:01I only give out 20 of these.
01:07:03But, you won't be needing that.
01:07:07Because I got this.
01:07:12There's only one of them.
01:07:30I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:35And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:37Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:40My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:46tickets.
01:07:52There's Tyler Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:07:57They've got silver VIP tickets.
01:08:00Could one of them be the inductee?
01:08:01Maybe.
01:08:03I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:08:15Cheers.
01:08:16Cheers.
01:08:25How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:29I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:32This man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:41Yeah.
01:08:42This criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:45Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:48The criminals.
01:08:50We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:08:55Thanks to me.
01:08:57Congratulations.
01:08:58Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:09:05Are you sure about that?
01:09:07We're the best in the fucking game.
01:09:10You're just a pathetic nobody.
01:09:12What do you know?
01:09:15Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league.
01:09:18But now, it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:09:23Because you...
01:09:24Have no right to be here.
01:09:29Actually...
01:09:31I do.
01:09:38Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:41Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:46I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:09:52Security!
01:09:54This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:09:58Take a look.
01:09:59Judge for yourself.
01:10:08This ticket's legit.
01:10:13I told you.
01:10:14Robin invited me as her.
01:10:18I've seen you oogling over the league CFO Robin Sharp.
01:10:22What did you seduce her with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:25Not cool, bro.
01:10:26Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:29You are pitiful.
01:10:31Just riding everyone's coattails around you.
01:10:33It's quite despicable.
01:10:39No?
01:10:40You're despicable.
01:10:51Tyler Murray.
01:10:52How dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:57A date?
01:10:59Oh, no.
01:11:00Don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:11:03I find him incredibly sexy.
01:11:06Can't keep my hands off him.
01:11:08Oh.
01:11:11You know, you could have had a real man.
01:11:13With real money, real power.
01:11:15Instead, you chose a washed-up nobody that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:21It can make sense, coach.
01:11:23Wow.
01:11:23You must have a really big...
01:11:27Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster couldn't find a date for the event, so she paid this
01:11:33broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:37So sad.
01:11:38You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:44It's no place for a lowly escort.
01:11:50Don't touch her again.
01:11:55Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:11:59He's a total catch.
01:12:01Oh, my God. How can the CFO be so stupid?
01:12:04He was working at a drive-thru three months ago!
01:12:06Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets and you see this greasy old man,
01:12:10you're gonna give him your number?
01:12:13Oh, he has you fooled too, doesn't he?
01:12:15I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:12:18How does a bum like this working at drive-thru on the verge of homelessness get a job as a
01:12:23coach in the league?
01:12:24He's here now. That's irrelevant.
01:12:26Is it?
01:12:27Because the only logical explanation I can think of is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam of
01:12:32Mari Gibbs and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:38How did you get the job?
01:12:42How did you get the job?
01:12:48Amari and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:12:52What? You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:56No way. That's when I played and I would remember an ugly face like yours, so you're still lying.
01:13:0220 years ago I was at the top of my game when my wife was murdered and I was left
01:13:06with my infant son.
01:13:08The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:13:14No way. That was his wife?
01:13:17I started drinking. I lost myself in the grief and the guilt. So I walked away from my son because
01:13:23I didn't want the terrible thing to happen to my wife to happen to him. So I changed my name
01:13:28and got a job at Sippy Burger. That's where I ran into Amari.
01:13:34What, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:37God.
01:13:37I bet he killed his wife and that's why his son got taken away and that's how you end up
01:13:42in a drive thru.
01:13:48God's Cismet.
01:13:49What the fuck.
01:13:57He had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:14:03that's his son the 2026 mvp mars davis he is a goat in the making we've had our differences
01:14:11but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death grace i'm sorry i should have called
01:14:20mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships
01:14:27maybe interrupt this precious family moment but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife
01:14:35talk about my wife one more time you see this man is dangerous all right your disgraceful father
01:14:41should be in a cell not the biggest basketball event of the year and after i'm inducted into
01:14:47the hall of fame i'll make sure you never touch a basketball again you can't do that yes he can
01:14:58you can't do that yes he can
01:15:03that's ben billings the owner of the most successful franchise in history the scorpions
01:15:09i wouldn't fuck with him they're done for tyler murray is one of the most powerful men in this
01:15:15room and with his silver vip ticket he's probably the guest of honor himself when he tells you
01:15:23to jump i'd say how i i don't jump off the court especially for small men like you you are
01:15:34ruining
01:15:34this prestigious event security
01:15:41remove this man get him out of here fast food fraud ruining everything you're gonna regret sending me away
01:15:53who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders i'm the most powerful man in this room
01:16:00girlie so you better learn to respect me oh
01:16:08you are hilarious benjamin that's commissioner roger gould
01:16:12if anybody can set the record straight it's him
01:16:15you're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe
01:16:20if you're looking for the most powerful person in this room look no further than the man in front of
01:16:24you
01:16:28hell he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league
01:16:38roddy are you going senile already no are you
01:16:41you hand delivered us two vip silver tickets you know what maybe it's time to start thinking about
01:16:47an early retirement because the league's going to shit under your management
01:16:52and after i get into the hall of fame my first order is going to be getting you removed
01:16:59you think you're the one being honored here tonight
01:17:04as long as i have a say
01:17:06you will never make it into the hall of fame
01:17:12fine then it's cool and i taught him everything he knows and he listens to me
01:17:17so get ready to bend the fucking knee
01:17:19yeah but you gotta prove you're not useless
01:17:23get this old man out of here and i might take it easy on you
01:17:26you know cole's right if he was the inductee
01:17:30you would have the power to send me away
01:17:31you're all right i don't belong here with you
01:17:36i belong on that stage
01:17:38behind the podium
01:17:39the only person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight
01:17:46you are a self-righteous self-centered prick
01:17:49you think that you're getting inducted they haven't even announced who has the gold ring
01:17:55you sure about that
01:18:08that looks like the one and only golden ring
01:18:10that means he must be the hall of fame legend
01:18:15holy shit it's you
01:18:17okay okay now you're impersonating the inductee
01:18:22just when i thought you couldn't stoop any lower
01:18:25i can believe it
01:18:27he's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own
01:18:32all right all right where'd you steal this from
01:18:34check the name
01:18:38no it can't be
01:18:50tonight is both my honor and my privilege to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history
01:18:59please put your hands together and welcome into the hall of fame
01:19:32marcel
01:19:33i have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season
01:19:40is this what you're talking about
01:19:43i'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit
01:19:45i signed that as the agreement
01:19:47you forced me into it
01:19:48meh good enough
01:19:49i can splice something together
01:19:51this is blackmail
01:19:52you won't get away with it
01:19:54obviously this is a setup
01:19:55he's trying to frame me
01:19:56nice try
01:19:57but billings was apprehended earlier tonight
01:19:59and guess what
01:20:00he squealed like a pig
01:20:01that's right murray
01:20:03you and billings have been rigging games
01:20:05right out of the league's nose for years
01:20:07and that ends now
01:20:11this is clearly some elaborate scheme
01:20:14to keep you people distracted
01:20:15from the fact that this man
01:20:17isn't who he says he is
01:20:19i have had just about enough of you
01:20:21i can prove that marcel was and is
01:20:26the sniper
01:20:34this
01:20:38this is really you
01:20:39i wanted to tell you sooner
01:20:41but i wanted you to have your moment
01:20:46fuck this
01:20:47my god
01:20:48i just killed you instead of your useless wife
01:20:50all of this would be mine
01:20:52the championships
01:20:53the glory
01:20:57you
01:20:57you accused me
01:20:59of killing my wife
01:21:00and do you know the reason she's dead
01:21:02get back to me
01:21:03or i will kill him for real
01:21:07you accuse me
01:21:08of killing my wife
01:21:10and do you know the reason she's dead
01:21:11get back to me
01:21:13or i will kill him for real
01:21:23No one threatens my son.
01:21:36Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:40Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:44Tyler Murray, Cole Duncan.
01:21:46You're under arrest for illegally breaking league games for profit.
01:21:50You set me up, Billingsley!
01:21:52You're a cheater? A fucking murderer?
01:21:55I never should have hired you in the first place.
01:21:59From now on, my money's on Team Snake.
01:22:04Benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you.
01:22:08And that was before you confessed to killing my wife.
01:22:10It's over, motherfucker.
01:22:12You promised you wouldn't say anything.
01:22:13You destroyed my career. I'm gonna fucking kill you!
01:22:16They're all gonna regret this.
01:22:18I'm gonna see every single one of you in court.
01:22:23That's what you did for my family.
01:22:41I am blessed to be here, to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play.
01:22:51But first, I would like to honor Regina Wallace, a mother and a wife taken too soon.
01:22:59But most of all, I'd like to thank my son, Mars.
01:23:03You gave me the courage to take my life back, and I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your
01:23:08old man a second chance.
01:23:09I lost my mom, and my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life.
01:23:34So you've got your Hall of Fame title now?
01:23:37That's what I didn't need me for.
01:23:42You were two weeks old when your mom was killed.
01:23:46I didn't know what to do.
01:23:48I didn't know how to raise you by myself.
01:23:49I had so much pain, and I just wanted it to go away.
01:23:56I needed you.
01:23:59You walked away when I was just a kid.
01:24:03I know.
01:24:04I abandoned you, my son.
01:24:07And I lived in fear and guilt, and I am sorry.
01:24:11I want to believe him.
01:24:13But after a lifetime of empty promises, I'm scared he'll walk away again.
01:24:20These are for you.
01:24:24It's 20 letters.
01:24:27I wrote one every year on your birthday.
01:24:32I never forgot you.
01:24:43I love you.
01:24:46So I'm proud of you.
01:24:52I can't believe the sniper's my dad.
01:24:56There's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:25:00Like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA.
01:25:05Mom would want you to be happy.
01:25:09So do I, I guess.
01:25:18I can't believe I'm dating the sniper.
01:25:27Your son's lucky to have you.
01:25:30I'm lucky one.
01:25:33Hey, Mars.
01:25:36You wanna get a burger?
01:25:38A burger.
01:25:39A burger.
01:25:39A burger.
01:25:42A burger.
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