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00:00:01Bolt.
00:00:02This experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:06What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:11Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:30Listen up, I got something to say.
00:00:32They work!
00:00:33Well, well.
00:00:34If it isn't dorky, Denise and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:43Nope.
00:00:44No, that wasn't it.
00:00:46All right here.
00:00:51Ah, got him again.
00:00:53It's too easy.
00:00:54Look, the pool's closed today, okay?
00:00:55So we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:57Tomorrow is swim team captain trials and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:07All muscle, no brains.
00:01:09What'd you say to him?
00:01:10Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like I care?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:17Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:01:18Don't touch that, it's a very delicate compound!
00:01:20Oh, it's so delicate!
00:01:21You're kidding, you should hand it over to me, my guy.
00:01:22Seriously, get your beautiful manly hands off of that.
00:01:25Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise!
00:01:26No, it's my lab!
00:01:28Fine, have it!
00:01:30No!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:35No!
00:01:50Oh my god Denise I told you you can't get any of your nerd on me or you're so
00:01:56gonna regret this guys mercury's in retrograde and it's making us act like a
00:02:00bunch of deranged flamingos fine I'm gonna remember this such a jerk
00:02:05oh yeah oh bye Denise the only reason you make so much fun of her is because you
00:02:12were obviously in love with her
00:02:18Denise wait bro I got it all on my camera no way
00:02:27oh my god oh my god she's gonna probably be
00:02:33alone her entire life her and her 950 cats I was looking for you all day okay
00:02:39I'm effing humiliated no one likes me that's not true Denise I like you you
00:02:45don't get it I mean look at you you're handsome you're cool you've been at
00:02:49school for like six years everyone likes you it's been seven years but I'm cool
00:02:54shit but that's cuz I'm gay that's why I just wish I was someone else oh Denise
00:03:06I can fix this I can fix this
00:03:20fuck
00:03:22incoming
00:03:27Harris lights out Denise I'm about to make all your wishes come true
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd.
00:03:37I'm so glad I'm not a nerd.
00:04:24I'm a woman!
00:04:26Oh my god.
00:04:27Oh my god.
00:04:27Ah!
00:04:28I'm a woman!
00:04:28Oh!
00:04:33No, no, no, no.
00:04:35We swap bodies, we're building!
00:05:08What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:10Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all your fault!
00:05:14You need to change me back right now!
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things!
00:05:19Okay, what did you...
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandma's.
00:05:24I think they're cute.
00:05:26Cute?
00:05:27They're so tall!
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life.
00:05:30If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life.
00:05:32100%.
00:05:33What are you doing, Tracy?
00:05:35Billy!
00:05:36Hey, babe.
00:05:37Nope!
00:05:40Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses.
00:05:47Um...
00:05:48Hold that thought!
00:05:50We need to talk!
00:05:51Like, right now!
00:05:57Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:06:00He's always such a horndog.
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered.
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic!
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum...
00:06:11Not!
00:06:11God, speak English!
00:06:13Please!
00:06:13Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's.
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together!
00:06:19Hypothetically speaking, yes.
00:06:20But how?
00:06:20Like this!
00:06:22Oh, God!
00:06:26Oh, no!
00:06:28Oh, fire!
00:06:30Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:33Fire!
00:06:33We're going!
00:06:34Go!
00:06:34Go!
00:06:39Ah!
00:06:40Ah!
00:06:41Ah!
00:06:41Ah!
00:06:41Ah!
00:06:41Ah!
00:06:41The door's locked!
00:06:42Oh, my God!
00:06:44We're going to die in here!
00:06:45Oh, my God!
00:06:45Stop being such a drama queen!
00:06:47It's literally just the trauma.
00:06:48It's not!
00:06:49It's going to burn the whole school down!
00:06:50We're going to die in here!
00:06:51Oh, my God!
00:06:52No!
00:06:59Oh, no!
00:06:59Oh, no!
00:07:00Oh, no!
00:07:01Oh, no!
00:07:09This is unbelievable!
00:07:10Mr. Miller!
00:07:12Miss Weiner!
00:07:13My office!
00:07:14Now!
00:07:25Pepsi!
00:07:30Huh!
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days.
00:07:40It's his fault.
00:07:40It's her fault.
00:07:41Excuse me?
00:07:42Nothing.
00:07:44Now, since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom, you're gonna redecorate it.
00:07:49I hate the prom.
00:07:50Decorating's like girl stuff, which I love to do because I am a girl.
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled.
00:08:02What?
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay?
00:08:04I have a science test that's worth half of my grade.
00:08:06And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain.
00:08:09I mean, Denise does.
00:08:09I mean, Denise does.
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two, and I really don't care.
00:08:14But if I see you separated for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out
00:08:19of my school.
00:08:20Got it?
00:08:24I asked you two a question!
00:08:27Yes.
00:08:28Yes, Principal Raymaker.
00:08:29Good.
00:08:30Now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship.
00:08:42Shake hands!
00:08:44Now get out of my office!
00:08:47Now!
00:09:04You did this on purpose!
00:09:05You just know I'm uber popular and you're so uncool!
00:09:09Oh, well if I had the power to do that, then I would use it for something better than you!
00:09:13You need to put us back together.
00:09:14Oh my god, you're right.
00:09:17We need glue.
00:09:19We need glue!
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25Um, yeah, no, not that type of glue.
00:09:27I'm talking about a quantum glue.
00:09:28A transference of matter.
00:09:30That'll generate a-
00:09:31Okay.
00:09:31Stop speaking nerd on ease.
00:09:33Um, if we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin, which is the bonding chemical,
00:09:39and that could reset our energy fields.
00:09:41You want me to hug you?
00:09:42For scientific purposes only, don't get too excited.
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one.
00:09:47I know you've always had a crush on me.
00:09:48Okay, no, I've actually never had a crush on you.
00:09:51But I totally do have a crush on you, I just can't let him find out.
00:09:58Okay, don't make it weird.
00:10:00Come here, bro.
00:10:01I'm gonna-
00:10:01I'm gonna approach it.
00:10:03Okay, just don't touch it.
00:10:03It's sensitive.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Okay, nice.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:09Ooh.
00:10:23Nope.
00:10:24I still have the wrong reproductive appendage.
00:10:26Oh, clearly he's excited.
00:10:28And it's called a dick.
00:10:29I'd like to have it back, please.
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs?
00:10:34How do you make it go down?
00:10:35Think of dead puppies.
00:10:36Or Miss Chadwick, the English teacher, naked.
00:10:38Oh.
00:10:39Oh, ew.
00:10:41See?
00:10:43Now, don't you have one of those, like, science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:46Swim trails are today, and promised tonight, and my girlfriend is counting on me to show up as me!
00:10:50Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at, idiot?!
00:10:53I don't know!
00:10:53Not me!
00:10:54Oh!
00:11:06You hit me!
00:11:07I did.
00:11:08And I'm a girl!
00:11:10I'm sorry.
00:11:11Can I...
00:11:11You look okay.
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:18Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:20We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:24Seriously, I cannot be expelled.
00:11:27Fine.
00:11:28Well, just start with the palm trees.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:39Excuse me.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:44Palm trees.
00:11:51Hey!
00:11:52What are you doing?
00:11:53Why are you painting it before I've even cut it out?
00:11:55Because it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:56Because it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57Well, that wasn't clear.
00:11:58Oh, well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:01Why are you offended by everything?!
00:12:02I just want clear direction!
00:12:08That clear enough for you?
00:12:15Crystal.
00:12:45Oh no!
00:12:46Ugh!
00:12:46It's my favorite jersey!
00:12:47Take it off so we can walk it!
00:12:50Classic.
00:12:53Classic.
00:12:54Push it back, push it back, don't stand.
00:12:57Don't stand, don't stand.
00:12:58Don't shoot back, don't shoot back.
00:12:59Don't stand.
00:13:01Enough, enough.
00:13:02No more games.
00:13:04We gotta.
00:13:06OK, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck.
00:13:10Careful, it's a little slippery.
00:13:28Thank you
00:13:30You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss
00:13:43You want to kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try
00:13:48Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out
00:13:51Okay, so we'll kiss
00:13:53Ready?
00:13:56Ready
00:13:57Set
00:13:58Set
00:14:04And here we go
00:14:23It's not what you think?
00:14:24You're cheating on me with Denise?
00:14:25The human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27You take that back
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done
00:14:32Find a new problem date
00:14:38You got me dumped
00:14:39Okay, I mean, let's just fix it
00:14:43Ow
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45Get my life back
00:14:46Well, if Principal Rainmaker finds out that we're not working together, we're going to be expelled
00:15:05Honey, what?
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare
00:15:09Honey, please, this is a huge mistake
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:13Say, I'm a whore for homework
00:15:18Vixen, please, just cure me out
00:15:22Vixen!
00:15:24Vixen, stop
00:15:25Vixen, stop
00:15:27Stop
00:15:30You've done enough damage already
00:15:32Wow
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:39So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen
00:15:43Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:47Vixen, I knew you used to love me
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you
00:15:50No, no
00:15:52What?
00:15:53Is my makeup smooth?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect
00:15:56I
00:16:01You know what?
00:16:03Billy
00:16:04You have bossed everyone around for years
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side
00:16:10You can't just leave me here
00:16:11We were ordered to work together
00:16:12Yeah, you had no problem leaving me
00:16:15Yeah
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more
00:16:20Phil?
00:16:24Just, just, just walk
00:16:32Hey
00:16:33Billy
00:16:33It turns me on when you put other girls in their place
00:16:35Oh, wow
00:16:37That's cool
00:16:38Um, hey
00:16:39Why don't we go to class?
00:16:42Shh
00:16:43Not until
00:16:44I think
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but
00:16:51Okay
00:16:51Ah, here
00:16:52And you're gonna go right there
00:16:54Billy
00:16:55Um
00:16:56What's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared
00:16:58I just
00:16:59Don't feel myself
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:07Oh
00:17:08I, uh
00:17:09I, uh
00:17:10I, what
00:17:10I
00:17:12I have to
00:17:13Fly my kite
00:17:17What?
00:17:17I'm gonna be back
00:17:19What is wrong with you?
00:17:23Well, why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Loser
00:17:32Oh, that fool
00:17:33Oh, God
00:17:34Oh, excuse me
00:17:36Sorry
00:17:36Stupid butt
00:17:37Excuse me
00:17:38Excuse me
00:17:39Sorry
00:17:39I need your help
00:17:41Please
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:43Beating out freshmen?
00:17:44Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy
00:17:45No, Billy and I have to decorate for the prom or I'm gonna get expelled
00:17:47But you are, Billy
00:17:49No
00:17:50Oh, no, no
00:17:51I'm Denise
00:17:52I'm your best friend
00:17:53Oh, please
00:17:55I'm serious
00:17:56Billy
00:17:56And I
00:17:58We swapped bodies last night
00:18:03Billy, I was willing to listen to you
00:18:04But instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous story
00:18:14I'm being furious
00:18:17Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours and I'm already a compliant total slut
00:18:23Of course Vixen tried to make out with you
00:18:25She's your girlfriend, remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing between my legs
00:18:34Oh, in all seriousness though, like how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself in the face?
00:18:37Because I cannot figure it out
00:18:38You look early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay, look, look, look, look, okay, maybe, maybe
00:18:45If I just show you it, like you can help me figure this thing out
00:18:47Because I do not know how it works
00:18:48Oh my God!
00:18:49Oh my God!
00:18:53Don't have any other pudding, it's bad
00:18:57So...
00:18:58Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry
00:19:02No!
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:05Nice try
00:19:05But I'm not falling for the look at your drunk prank you pulled on me in eighth grade
00:19:10What?
00:19:11I didn't know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:15Stop pretending you're Denise
00:19:18Actually...
00:19:19He's not pretending
00:19:22Or...
00:19:22She's not pretending
00:19:24And...
00:19:25Yes, you're right
00:19:27I did bully you
00:19:28A lot actually
00:19:30And I'm sorry
00:19:31Wait, wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true
00:19:33We swapped bodies
00:19:34And this happened last night
00:19:36When I woke up
00:19:37I had these
00:19:40This is Bishan
00:19:41I mean, oh my God
00:19:42I knew I had sick powers
00:19:43But I didn't know I could do something like this
00:19:44This is so badass
00:19:44This is...
00:19:45This is epic
00:19:46This is...
00:19:47Wait, I did...
00:19:48I did what?
00:19:53Oh my God, buddy
00:19:54Easy, buddy
00:19:54Just breathe
00:19:55Just breathe
00:19:56Oh my God
00:19:57Maybe he has like low blood sugar or something
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00Juice
00:20:00No, juice is better
00:20:01Juice is better
00:20:02Juice
00:20:02Juice
00:20:03Excuse me
00:20:04Borrowing that
00:20:05Oh my God
00:20:05I got your juice
00:20:07Here you go
00:20:07Here comes the juice
00:20:09Open up
00:20:10Open up
00:20:11There it is
00:20:12You got your juice
00:20:13I'm not a diabetic
00:20:14I'm just in shock
00:20:15You weirdos
00:20:16Bolt
00:20:18What did you mean by
00:20:19Oh no
00:20:20What did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish
00:20:23Upon a star
00:20:24And uh...
00:20:26This amulet
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now I am going to rearrange your face!
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt
00:20:45We are serious, Bolt
00:20:45Okay
00:20:46You're our only hope here
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy
00:20:49I'm like
00:20:49The real Harry Potter
00:20:51Just with abs
00:20:51Magic isn't real
00:20:52How dare you?
00:20:54Science was actually mistaken for magic for like centuries
00:20:56So, um, yeah
00:20:57Actually, it is a possibility
00:20:58Damn right it is
00:20:59You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this
00:21:01I can fix this
00:21:02We just need ingredients
00:21:04Ugh
00:21:05He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:06You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go
00:21:12I'm gonna need a silver fork for focus
00:21:15Hot sauce for pancakes
00:21:16Did he say hot dog?
00:21:20Oatmeal for balance
00:21:22And uh, pancakes
00:21:23He said how many pancakes?
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection
00:21:27Alright, hold on you two
00:21:29Cause I'm about to put you back where you truly belong
00:21:32Hot dog-ists
00:21:33Pancake-ists
00:21:34Ketchup-ists
00:21:35Mustardists
00:21:36Sugar, we're going down, down, down
00:21:38By the power of carbs and chaos
00:21:40Return these souls to their natural vessels
00:21:44It's working!
00:21:46How the fuck did I know?
00:21:50It's working!
00:21:52I'm doing magic!
00:21:54It's working!
00:22:07This doesn't look like decorating to me
00:22:08You have ten seconds to explain yourself
00:22:10Or this will be your last thing at High to High
00:22:14Principal Raymaker, it's a total misunderstanding
00:22:16Bo, I didn't know you would be here
00:22:18Well I am
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer
00:22:20You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you done lost your rabbit ass mind
00:22:24Get off my table
00:22:25And the ventilation system is being reinstalled
00:22:28That is the AC
00:22:29Oh
00:22:31So I can't do magic?
00:22:33Principal Raymaker
00:22:34Um
00:22:34We
00:22:35Actually
00:22:36Were decorating for prom
00:22:37We
00:22:38We just expanded our team
00:22:40To include Bolt
00:22:41For his uh
00:22:42His
00:22:43Styling expertise of course
00:22:47Delegation
00:22:48Good
00:22:49Keep it up
00:22:50Or else
00:22:58So that spell you did was fake?
00:23:00I swear I thought it was working
00:23:01I mean
00:23:02Maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time
00:23:04Okay
00:23:04Both?
00:23:06You have to switch us back
00:23:09Uh oh
00:23:11Uh oh, what do you mean uh oh?
00:23:13I feel something weird
00:23:14Down here
00:23:15Oh no
00:23:17Oh no
00:23:18Billy
00:23:18I think
00:23:19I think
00:23:19Oh no
00:23:20I think I'm about to have my
00:23:22I'm about to have your technically mine
00:23:24But it's in your
00:23:24I'm about to have
00:23:25Oh my god
00:23:27Nooooo
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman
00:23:36Okay relax relax
00:23:38It's not my time of the month
00:23:39So you probably just have to pee
00:23:41I haven't done that yet
00:23:42I haven't done that yet
00:23:43You haven't peed all day
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful
00:23:45And not look at you down there
00:23:47Oh well that's
00:23:48That's kinda sweet
00:23:50Um
00:23:51Well there's a bathroom down the hall
00:23:53That you can use if you want to
00:23:54Um
00:23:54I would go
00:23:55And we'll meet up after class
00:23:57All the sitting down
00:24:00How do you girls do it?
00:24:03I'd pee sitting down sometimes
00:24:14I'd pee sitting down sometimes
00:24:15Well wow
00:24:16Look who it is
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit
00:24:19Sorry to
00:24:21To bother you
00:24:22I just
00:24:22I just need to use the bathroom
00:24:27You're not going anywhere
00:24:29Please let me go
00:24:30If you need to pee
00:24:31Pee
00:24:33Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Maybe you need another one
00:24:42Hey girls
00:24:42Vixen
00:24:43I know you're nice
00:24:44I am nice
00:24:45To people I like
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man
00:24:57You science crap psycho
00:25:02I think you need a few more
00:25:04Yeah
00:25:06We gotta get to class
00:25:08One sec
00:25:09Look
00:25:10You're Billy again
00:25:11And you won't walk out of here alive
00:25:14Baby
00:25:26J
00:25:27Oh my g-
00:25:29Billy what are you doing?
00:25:32oh my god what the hell happened to me my girlfriend just beat the crap out of me
00:25:37because she thought i was you trying to steal you from me for her for you
00:25:45what actually bullied me obviously she always bullies me i'm sorry she always bullies you
00:25:50but please help me i couldn't go to class you skipped my math class you don't expect me to
00:25:55walk into class looking like this maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback if you
00:25:59don't
00:25:59help me and drop this attitude i'll drop this blouse what i'll go streaking across campus
00:26:07and then we'll see if the stripper of hyzer high gets into college you wouldn't
00:26:18one you're bluffing two billy think about this okay you don't actually want to do this billy three you
00:26:25don't stop stop stop stop okay you win okay i will help you let's just let's get you
00:26:33away from everybody and speed back up thank you so much
00:26:39out of your mind billy look i didn't know how many my friends could be until i was on the
00:26:45other side of it i'm sorry whatever let's just maybe go decorate for the prom i guess
00:26:54i'm one condition come back stop acting like grades are all you got man grades are all that
00:27:01i've got you could be anything you want to be prom queen student council literally anything
00:27:08yeah sure maybe in an alternate dimension we are in an alternate dimension look you got brains and
00:27:13beauty something vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of yeah they're actually jealous of me
00:27:19yes i mean why have you been hiding this body god yeah okay well it's not like i'm hiding something
00:27:27see this yes you have no come on feel it what oh my god no that kind of touching is
00:27:35totally
00:27:36inappropriate bro it's literally your body i'm trying to get you to appreciate
00:27:44okay i just i guess i've never like saw myself as sexy
00:27:51it's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks okay real beauty
00:27:55it's on the inside stop being such a prude and go with it
00:28:03okay
00:28:10okay
00:28:10okay i guess i am kind of fat you're gorgeous looking this good isn't vanity it's power
00:28:19maybe i could show you how to use it
00:28:31excuse me what in the 50 shades of gray is going on here we're just doing an anatomy lesson yeah
00:28:39i
00:28:39was wondering where my kidneys were is it i think they're in here right yep right there perfect
00:28:43thanks for the lesson
00:28:44my spell really did work
00:28:46you two really falling in love no we're not no we're not sure
00:28:52then why are you playing doctor on the football field and why is denise so
00:28:58busted
00:28:59my girlfriend just beat the shit out of me please tell me a better clothes for me to
00:29:04change into
00:29:05do you check the lost and found is there's some pretty good shit in there i can glam you two
00:29:10up
00:29:10later
00:29:11in school oh and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day we have our driving
00:29:17tests after school in the back parking lot during a study break oh good luck
00:29:23driving test
00:29:25i can't drive
00:29:31what
00:29:53that awesome found box really saved the day huh
00:29:57i look amazing don't i yeah the category is called britney bitch
00:30:12this is a bad idea people drive cars every day get it it's not that difficult
00:30:20okay get it no no no i'm not dying today
00:30:22oh come on i need you just in case he kills us
00:30:25yeah i took driver's ed with billy before and the uh instructor he's still in therapy
00:30:30get your pretty boy butt in the car and strap yourself in
00:30:48i can't take this billy billy billy get back here
00:30:55both right i suck if you're seriously sorry about all the bullying you've done over these years then
00:30:59you will do this for me i cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year
00:31:03everyone already thinks i'm a big enough nerd as it is god you're not a nerd
00:31:08you're actually kind of cool i am
00:31:11working with cream pies put the car in drive before i throw up
00:31:20so this is how i die today my dad's convertible was upholstery shut up not used to this car yet
00:31:44it's all clear okay let's move out gently okay
00:32:03my grandma drives faster than this and she's dead
00:32:14why did we stop the car was parking because we're in a parking lot
00:32:18okay okay do you see that that right there that spot yeah go parking parallel parking no
00:32:26that's my weak spot man listen to him
00:32:32you've got this my faith in you
00:32:43oh my god stop oh my god billy stop stop stop
00:32:51okay
00:32:54i think that's enough driving lessons for today dear diary today i almost died from vehicular
00:32:59manslaughter you tried your best billy that's all that matters you're not disappointed in me
00:33:08no no you're okay at my book i'll repay you for this
00:33:17no one's ever gonna bully you again
00:33:23i'm gonna run for prom queen oh and you're gonna win
00:33:29what no billy no no no billy you can't do this billy
00:33:39i like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone but he's trying to turn me into somebody that
00:33:43i'm not someone that's confident attractive someone who's actually trying to have fun tragic
00:33:48are you actually taking billy's side right now what's the worst that's gonna happen i lose
00:33:52everybody hates me sweetheart besides me everyone already does hate you oh thanks
00:33:58all right come on we gotta get to class lucky for you it's with me what what class string history
00:34:05no it's my favorite one of the day hey you ever take a shower with a group of boys
00:34:12it's fun you're gonna love it i'll see you there
00:34:31hey what's up kenny hey we should play a game called find each other's locker i found yours
00:34:40here's mine we do not have time for it's 25 mc come on get your act together
00:34:46thanks kenny nailed it i cannot stop itching look at this oh it's plastic fungal overgrowth
00:34:55of the end inguinal region um tinea curis tinea who a jock itch okay you need antifungal cream
00:35:07everywhere like now okay when did you get so smart it's almost like you got another brain
00:35:15dino you're welcome kenny thanks man
00:35:23ladies this is pe not home ec i want those clothes off those speedos on and your grizzly butts in
00:35:30that
00:35:30pool in a one minute
00:35:34miller swim trials on today i want you to be the new team captain
00:35:41yeah billen yeah yeah yeah billen billen let's go billy
00:35:46mmm you got it coach
00:35:48all right guys put any bananas on uh three yeah yeah all right one two three
00:35:53bananas go go here we go here we go
00:36:18okay my little mermaids let's see if you're as bad as you look time to get in the pool on
00:36:25your mark
00:36:30get set
00:36:37denise denise denise
00:36:39you don't practice now you're gonna drown with the trials
00:36:43well please don't make me do this i i can't i can't swim all right we can think of something
00:36:47else
00:36:58you're the worst i hate you listen i'm gonna hypnotize you okay billy's body is gonna be used to the
00:37:03water on two on two into what out two into out two out two out two there you go
00:37:17i'm good now we're gonna get to the end of the pool it's gonna be stroke glide and breathe down
00:37:23there
00:37:24yes okay you got it you're gonna stroke and glide and breathe okay go ahead kick all right give it
00:37:31a
00:37:32run run i'm good kick kumbayaba two i'm swimming let's go billy i'm swimming you got it keep it up
00:37:48it's into out two there you go good job
00:38:00oh my god it's winning i grew up so fast
00:38:11hey hi's or hi bananas denise for prom queen denise for prom
00:38:29i would never vote for you oh you will unless you want everyone to find out about your little
00:38:37date with the vacuum cleaner
00:38:42welcome weasel it was only once it was only how do you know about that
00:38:48vote for me and no one else will
00:38:56and that goes for the rest of you like paul and his stepmom picks
00:39:00or rj and his little uh make out sex with the mascot in it
00:39:06i'll vote i'll vote
00:39:08oh thank you thank you one of the time guys oh you're all disgusting i love you
00:39:21oh
00:39:22oh my god billy's drowning
00:39:24what billy's drowning somebody grab a lifesaver i got a coach
00:39:38billy billy billy billy's drowning
00:39:46billy billy billy help
00:40:09Oh, God.
00:40:11Oh.
00:40:12Oh.
00:40:13Oh.
00:40:13Oh.
00:40:14Oh, God.
00:40:14Alright, well...
00:40:17Oh my god.
00:40:18You okay? You took a lot in.
00:40:21Are you shaving?
00:40:26Of course.
00:40:27I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here,
00:40:35get up!
00:40:36You want an invitation? Get up!
00:40:40I want to know,
00:40:41why is Miller not swimming like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool
00:40:45with no swimsuit and no training!
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain. Mercury's in retrograde, so...
00:40:52But, I do not have time for your astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:56But, it's true, the gravitational pull is just distorting perception,
00:40:58so it made it look like Denise is actually better than Pilly.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:04But, your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune,
00:41:08which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love
00:41:14and desires coming your way, Coach Finlan, so...
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah?
00:41:19For me?
00:41:22Aquarius, like rain, like, uh...
00:41:23Raymaker?
00:41:24Oh, yes!
00:41:25Me? And her?
00:41:27That big man?
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:29Oh my gosh.
00:41:31Alright, you two, meet me in the gym.
00:41:32I love that.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:42Um...
00:41:43Your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now.
00:41:45Sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:47I'm sorry I got you in it this month.
00:41:49It's... it's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim, so...
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54Alright, you two, we got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're alright.
00:42:05He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks.
00:42:11I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself.
00:42:14You know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:19And you're really cute.
00:42:20Like...
00:42:21In like a...
00:42:22Like a socially acceptable...
00:42:23Like...
00:42:23Like in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:26It's...
00:42:27Never mind.
00:42:27No, no.
00:42:28I feel the same way.
00:42:33You do.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:37I do.
00:42:40Cool.
00:42:46Um...
00:42:47Prom.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:54Who are you even going with anyway?
00:42:56I'm...
00:42:57I'm not...
00:42:57Going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home.
00:43:05Like, watch football or something.
00:43:07No.
00:43:08I'm...
00:43:09Like, do you...
00:43:10Want to go to prom with me?
00:43:15What?
00:43:16You know I have a girlfriend.
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20Yes, I do.
00:43:21Vixen.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:24Um...
00:43:25And she's great.
00:43:26By the way.
00:43:28I'm...
00:43:28Gonna...
00:43:29I'm just...
00:43:30Gonna meet up with you.
00:43:31And I'm gonna see you soon.
00:43:32Okay, we're just gonna...
00:43:33We'll study.
00:43:37Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy?
00:43:40She's never asked a guy to pass assault.
00:43:42Other than prom.
00:43:43Uh-huh.
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious.
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:04No!
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing?
00:44:13Shh!
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:15Um...
00:44:16Vixen, I have...
00:44:17I have class.
00:44:18A pop quiz!
00:44:19The only thing popping out is you.
00:44:22What?
00:44:22Can Big Billy come out to play?
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26No!
00:44:27No!
00:44:29You're so strong!
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:35Uh...
00:44:36Denise?!
00:44:41You know...
00:44:42What makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I've become mental.
00:44:45Of course you're not Denise.
00:44:46But...
00:44:46She's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:48Okay, I'm just...
00:44:49Trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's...
00:44:52Not so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen!
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57I know she is.
00:44:58I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it, too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01And I can just pour some more slime on her just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05Do you bet your biceps I would?
00:45:07Really?
00:45:07You make me want to be really bad.
00:45:08Oh!
00:45:09Okay!
00:45:09Oh!
00:45:10Oh!
00:45:10No!
00:45:10No, no, no!
00:45:11That's okay!
00:45:12No!
00:45:13Vixen!
00:45:13I don't want to kiss you!
00:45:14No!
00:45:19Oh my god!
00:45:20You're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Go!
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh god!
00:45:30Ah!
00:45:31Ah!
00:45:32I hate you, Billy!
00:45:34Hey, you've been making me love you!
00:45:39Oh!
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:43Oh!
00:45:43Oh!
00:45:44This isn't over!
00:45:45This isn't over by a long shot!
00:45:50What the hell just happened?!
00:45:51Gah!
00:45:52Your girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54Second time today.
00:45:56Due to you!
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off with that or all she does is just make fun of me every
00:46:00time.
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect
00:46:06you.
00:46:08Fuck you, Billy!
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you!
00:46:10Oh, fuck me!
00:46:12Eyes are high!
00:46:13Look who just grew a pair of balls!
00:46:15Eyeballs?
00:46:15You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies, I never want to see you again!
00:46:22Fine!
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:24Fine!
00:46:24Fine!
00:46:26Fine!
00:46:30Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study!
00:46:33Right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromatic-
00:46:50Oh, hey!
00:46:51Man!
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus!
00:46:54Okay, you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:01I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:12She's literally just this, like, crazed, little over-sexed cheerleader
00:47:15who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the time.
00:47:18Exactly!
00:47:18That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:20Okay, well, the longer that I've gotten to know you,
00:47:22I just, I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better.
00:47:26Oh, oh, really?
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay.
00:47:36Let me just go over all the condensation again, please?
00:47:39Get my Vixen back, or I'll fail your little test on this.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:44Oh, blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47Okay, fine.
00:47:48Where are you going?
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:52Denise!
00:47:54Wait, what did I just find?
00:47:56Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:48:00So yum.
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:04No!
00:48:06I love cheesecake.
00:48:08Cheesecake's my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I used cheesecake all day, Billy Dees!
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny!
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:17Don't you dare.
00:48:18Don't you dare.
00:48:19No!
00:48:20Glucose kills your short-term memory!
00:48:21You will literally shred my brain into a coma!
00:48:23You know what?
00:48:24You know what?
00:48:24Oh, okay!
00:48:27It is on!
00:48:29Oh!
00:48:33Oh!
00:48:37They're fun!
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful!
00:49:16I almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Vixen's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuffed your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you gonna get it, Billy?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:46bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank!
00:49:50Human tampon!
00:49:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:49:52You've seen her around, you've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon!
00:49:55You've seen her around!
00:49:56The skank of the school!
00:49:56Vinnie an X!
00:49:57Vinnie sucks!
00:49:59Do you have something you want to say to me?
00:50:00Say it to my face.
00:50:02My face should come with a warning label.
00:50:04May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like bath and body works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:23Oh my god!
00:50:25You actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29Promise not to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:51Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:13Let me win this first!
00:51:15Look down!
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you in those damn fine legs!
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:26Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55No, this is, this is pretty good.
00:51:58What's really amazing is, is you.
00:52:00I mean what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you, is you.
00:52:09Sorry, sorry.
00:52:11Watch and learn.
00:52:13Good news guys, I think I found a way to switch her bodies back.
00:52:16For Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:21But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:24After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah, maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Wiener, you messed up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00There.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09Bet you five bucks, she misses three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:30You're a ghost.
00:53:40You're a ghost, it's a guy.
00:53:45What are you looking for?
00:53:47We're going to take our ball!
00:53:47Let's play with me.
00:53:47You want me to play with him.
00:53:48I'll play with him.
00:53:49I'm two, three, four, 25, seven, seven, eight...
00:53:52What are you looking for?
00:53:56Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah. Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh. No.
00:54:14You fake it.
00:54:16Please, Coach, just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in...
00:54:20One!
00:54:21One more try.
00:54:24Turn it in!
00:54:51Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win.
00:54:56Otherwise, it would be parallel park of you.
00:55:19Coach.
00:55:21You passed.
00:55:23I passed?
00:55:23You passed.
00:55:24I passed!
00:55:39You did it!
00:55:42You did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45You did it!
00:55:46You did it!
00:55:48You did it!
00:55:52You did it!
00:55:54Good job.
00:55:57You did it!
00:55:59Good job.
00:56:00What is that?
00:56:00You look sick!
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No, it's that Denise. She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kinda cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda! But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can, and we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36But we could. We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:57:01What?
00:57:06Welcome?
00:57:07No!
00:57:09Billy, it's just us!
00:57:12You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No, I'm trying to get us not caught, okay?
00:57:15We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17Alright guys, listen, it's almost 313.
00:57:19If we want this spell to work, we gotta do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on, get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:33Sweetheart.
00:57:33A year ago, I asked my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets.
00:57:38Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together.
00:57:41Let's go on.
00:57:43I'm about to take you for a mystical roller coaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:57:53Chew-choo!
00:57:56Chew-choo!
00:57:57Chew-choo!
00:57:57Chew-choo!
00:57:58Chew-choo!
00:57:59Chew-choo!
00:57:59Chew-choo!
00:58:00Did it work?
00:58:02No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04And I still don't.
00:58:05Shit!
00:58:06The universe is so fucking rude.
00:58:08Okay.
00:58:09Well, it's official.
00:58:10We're never switching back.
00:58:11So...
00:58:12Never say never.
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:16Or...
00:58:16Us.
00:58:18We'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:32Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves.
00:58:35Now!
00:58:36First of all, it's not a witchcraft circle.
00:58:39It's an artisanal manifestation zone.
00:58:41I don't care what it is.
00:58:42Your little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:45Uh, Principal Rainmaker, we were just...
00:58:46We were just...
00:58:47Wasting precious time.
00:58:48Do you know what time it is, Mr. Miller?
00:58:52It's now or another time!
00:58:54You've got twin trails starting in ten minutes.
00:58:56And Ms. Wiener, your science exam is not to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right, but what if we...
00:59:02What? No, what ifs?
00:59:03Look, just do your best and...
00:59:06To me...
00:59:07You've already won.
00:59:10You mean it?
00:59:11No, more Dillia Dallia!
00:59:12Move!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:23So the rumor is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:26So just trust your instincts and periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation.
00:59:34One step at a time and focus.
00:59:37Okay, focused.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:38One second at a time, just...
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:49You've got this too.
00:59:51Marito!
00:59:52Marito!
00:59:52We love you in your seat-o!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:57Ms. Wiener!
00:59:58Your GPA is hanging by a thread.
01:00:00And it's fraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim, boys!
01:00:10Let's go!
01:00:21On your mark!
01:00:23And your time begins...
01:00:24Get set!
01:00:26Now!
01:00:49You can forget M.I.T.
01:00:52Try beauty school.
01:00:58Holy smokes!
01:01:00All that training down the drain!
01:01:02The Titanic is better in the water than you are today.
01:01:06Coach!
01:01:07What's my time?
01:01:08The fastest!
01:01:09Woo!
01:01:10Yeah!
01:01:11I can't lose!
01:01:13Not like this!
01:01:21What?
01:01:22Coach!
01:01:22Coach!
01:01:23Let me try again.
01:01:25One more time.
01:01:26Focus, Ms. Wiener.
01:01:28One mistake, and it's all over with.
01:01:34One more.
01:01:35That's it.
01:01:36One more.
01:01:37One.
01:01:37One.
01:01:39Get up!
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:40Get up!
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:44Okay.
01:01:45Okay.
01:01:47Okay.
01:01:48On your mark!
01:01:54Get set!
01:02:07That's it!
01:02:09That's it!
01:02:10Yeah!
01:02:11You got it!
01:02:14You got it!
01:02:38Miss Wiener, that's genius.
01:02:41A-plus work.
01:02:42Always knew you had it in you.
01:02:43No, you didn't.
01:02:44You've been nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are highs or highs, and you swim team captain.
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:13Good job!
01:03:13Good job!
01:03:17Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A-plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your dinko?
01:03:25Yeah, this is from team captain.
01:03:26Yes!
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:31Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy!
01:03:44I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48I'm really proud of you.
01:03:51I'm really proud of you.
01:04:03Okay, I have to go to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer in swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can do it.
01:04:25Oh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still want to go to prom with me.
01:04:43Uh, yes.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:45Yes, I, I, it would, yes.
01:04:47It would be an honor to go to the prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixens will sure write about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:04No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh my God, what am I going to wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh my God, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:46Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52Help, beg me to take him back.
01:05:53I'll be crown queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:06:16I won't let this be in your bed.
01:06:20I won't let it be in your bed.
01:06:25I won't let it be in your bed.
01:06:29I won't let it be in your bed.
01:06:31I won't let it be in your bed.
01:06:35Wow.
01:06:36You look great.
01:06:38You look pretty handsome.
01:06:43Can you believe that we made it here?
01:06:46Together?
01:06:48We look good doing it. Yeah, we do
01:06:54Quiet
01:06:57When I say just do it hold the bucket no matter what just do it dad
01:07:04I'll teach that snitch bitch to take my man
01:07:23As prom chairwoman, it's my duty to announce Highs or Highs prom king and queen are
01:07:40Denise Wiener and Billy Miller
01:08:33Before our prom queen queen kiss I think there's something everybody here needs to see
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51No!
01:08:52Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my god, this is embarrassing
01:08:57She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats
01:09:01Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with everyone?
01:09:04Oh my god
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey
01:09:13You know that's not who I am anymore
01:09:14You know, like hell it is
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day
01:09:24Excuse me
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:26I guess we're not bulletproof
01:09:30But we look so good on paper
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen
01:09:49Everything I thought I was
01:09:51It's...
01:09:54It's all a lie
01:09:59Bullying doesn't make you strong
01:10:05Just alone
01:10:18I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me
01:10:24I've become a totally new person
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade
01:10:33Today, everything changed
01:10:35And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you
01:10:46I need to know
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please let this work
01:11:04This isn't going to fall in love for real this time
01:11:06Please!
01:11:45Wait...
01:11:46Denise is dressed like a guy
01:11:48And Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks!
01:11:53Nothing's going against planned at all
01:11:55Uhh...
01:11:55Right bodies
01:11:57Wrong outfits
01:11:58I don't know.
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux.
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
01:12:08You're really going to throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing.
01:12:13She's pathetic.
01:12:14No.
01:12:15Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:21Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones.
01:12:24Because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:26And me.
01:12:28I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:34You're perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen,
01:12:41Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face,
01:12:45but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:50No, please, I'm going to vomit.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:53And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:56Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:00School's almost over.
01:13:03There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop.
01:13:12You can't do this to me.
01:13:13Stop.
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop.
01:13:16Stop cheering for her.
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me.
01:13:19Stop it.
01:13:20You can't do it.
01:13:21You can't do it.
01:13:23Just do it.
01:13:24Those are the magic rules.
01:13:37No, not me.
01:13:40Well, Vixen.
01:13:42You can't laugh at me.
01:13:43I'm the most popular girl at Highs or High.
01:13:45Well, someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please.
01:13:49She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt.
01:13:52And fuck you, Billy.
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise.
01:13:54Fuck you, Ronna, for screwing up my whole plan.
01:13:56And fuck you, Kenny.
01:13:57Get out of my way.
01:13:59Move.
01:13:59Now.
01:14:00In fact, all you fuckers at Highs or High can all go fuck yourselves.
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior, the only person who's going to fuck herself is you.
01:14:09You're officially suspended.
01:14:10Now get off my stage and get out of my school.
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:18Ah!
01:14:19Ah!
01:14:20This is lame!
01:14:23Ah!
01:14:31And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Get back to dancing!
01:14:48I guess Max Louise got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time, too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:15:03About everything that I've done, genuinely.
01:15:05Like, I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry.
01:15:09No, no, no.
01:15:09Hey, it's okay.
01:15:11I'm so sorry, too.
01:15:12And I forgive you.
01:15:14For everything.
01:15:16And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller.
01:15:23Miss Wiener.
01:15:24You two both are in big, big trouble.
01:15:29What?
01:15:30Why?
01:15:30What the hell do we do?
01:15:31Do we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you in trouble.
01:15:34No one will ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:37Oh, my God.
01:15:39Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope.
01:15:42And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45Hey, Miller, I'm going to make sure that you get a scholarship, but maybe lose the dress, pink ain't really
01:15:53your college, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah.
01:15:55Yes, coach.
01:15:56Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:06Um, hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey, could we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:19This.
01:16:20There are always reasons, even in the coldest season, I'll take your heart and freeze it.
01:16:28There are always cycles, along the way just let go, life is no place for you, almost.
01:16:36We belong together, and the world, just like the sword in the stone.
01:16:43Oh.
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