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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S18E15
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00:06Tonight, they are back.
00:09This season's eliminated queens return to the main stage
00:12to go head-to-head and toe-to-toe
00:15in the ultimate all-Rupala Perusa lip-sync smackdown.
00:21But only one lip-sync assassin will snatch the title
00:25of the queen of Sheena already had herses.
00:28Plus, a cash prize of $50,000.
00:37We're back!
00:38Yes!
00:39Look, I'm back!
00:43We are back in the workroom for the all-Rupala Perusa,
00:45and I am so excited to be back.
00:47This is all 14 seconds.
00:50We are missing one person.
00:52Where's Crystal?
00:53Where is Crystal?
00:56Is that something that happened while I was at home?
00:58Yes, honey, yes.
00:59Can y'all fill me in?
01:00What did I miss this time?
01:02We did have one of the greatest snatch game performances.
01:07I'm talking Bloody Mary.
01:10Can we take a moment to acknowledge the other Bloody Mary in the house?
01:13Oh, yes!
01:14Who, me?
01:15I wanted to share a bit of how I was feeling with my look and make a statement.
01:19After being voted in the bottom by these queens during Raid of Queen, I'm out for blood.
01:24Sometimes you get voted in the bottom, and you get eliminated because of your peers, and it just feels like
01:31a bucket of blood dropped on you at prom.
01:33I'm paying tribute to one of the most iconic moments in horror, Carrie White getting the bucket of blood dropped
01:38on her because that's how it felt.
01:40Subtle.
01:42Oh, brother.
01:43I don't see the connection.
01:45Carrie White was a high schooler who had telekinetic powers.
01:47You just did a bad poem.
01:49Briar, last time I saw you, I was rubbing her chest and telling you to wake up.
01:56Guys, she's going down.
01:57Medic!
01:58Just breathe.
01:58Breathe.
01:59I was very concerned for you.
02:01So, how's everything?
02:02Are you okay?
02:02So, since the last time we have all spoke, I eventually found out that I had pneumonia.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:09And then when I came home, I ended up developing sepsis.
02:12Sister.
02:13I didn't realize the problem that was happening in me until it was far too late.
02:17And then it turned into an even bigger problem because I wasn't taking care of myself.
02:22After speaking with my doctor, we've kind of made the conclusion that it's not in the best interest for me
02:28to participate in the Lollaparusa today.
02:31I know we had a little squabble amongst ourselves, but we all love you and support you.
02:36This is just the beginning of the rest of your life.
02:39I'm really sad that I don't get to participate in the lip syncs today, but the girls are being very
02:43comforting and caring to me right now.
02:45Even Athena's being so kind, and I know it's hurting her.
02:49So, Briar's no longer participating, and there's a top three.
02:51So, it was 14 of us, now it's 10 of us, right?
02:53What?
02:53It's 10 of us.
02:54Oh, okay.
02:55Minus one.
02:56It was 11.
02:57It's 11.
02:57Kenya, we are learning less math, so make sure you know those words, baby.
03:02The girls want to come for me.
03:04Did she send you home?
03:05Right!
03:06I sent your ass home with those heads.
03:08Head over.
03:10Throughout this season, I feel like I've had my share of ups and downs with lip syncs.
03:14But this is what I do.
03:16I'm ready to slay these hoes one by one.
03:18I need that fucking money, girl.
03:20I can't wait to see how this turns out.
03:24And on that note, that very shady note, bitch.
03:27Let's get ready for these goddamn lip syncs, okay?
03:33Here I come.
03:34Yes!
03:36Girl, I'm having flashbacks.
03:39Your table look, I think about it all the time.
03:41Girl, we're gonna serve some cunt cunt cunt today, okay?
03:45Yeah, that's right, girl.
03:45We left the table behind for this one.
03:47No tables, no antlers, no hooves to take off of me.
03:52Today, the mango came back fully juiced.
03:54There might be some tricks.
03:56You know?
03:57We just need to wait and see.
04:01For the first time since she left, Sierra and I are in the same room.
04:04And I think it is high time that I put my investigative journalism hat on.
04:09Sierra, I do have a question.
04:12What's up?
04:12And be so truthful.
04:14Was putting a bunch of fucking scrap fabric in that suitcase sabotage?
04:18Uh-oh.
04:20I do not believe that a bunch of trash got put in the suitcase
04:28without any kind of shade happening.
04:30Room, do we believe that? Room, do we believe that?
04:33The question is, did you think you were gonna make something for yourself
04:35or did you really think we were gonna switch a room?
04:36I came in knowing it's probable that I would have to use it,
04:40but it's possible that we could switch a room.
04:42So if you had gotten that suitcase?
04:44I packed it for myself.
04:46Sure.
04:46Knowing what I could make with it
04:48and knowing that it would have been fierce.
04:49With the one yard of fabric?
04:51It was more than one yard.
04:55Roll the tapes!
04:56Well, it sounds like you feel some type of way about it.
04:58We still haven't answered the question.
05:00I said no, it's not sabotage.
05:02Okay!
05:03So you obviously don't believe that answer.
05:04No, to be clear, I don't believe the answer.
05:07Okay, let me just fact check a little bit.
05:09Sure.
05:09So you picked the fabric, yes or no?
05:11Yeah.
05:12Uh-oh.
05:12And then you won the challenge, yes or no?
05:14Well, yeah, you being the Wile E. Coyote of drag
05:16doesn't mean that it wasn't sabotage.
05:17You just painted the train tunnel on the side of the cliff
05:19and then it came out and hit you, bitch.
05:20Well, are you bringing it up to center yourself
05:22in the conversation again?
05:23Oh!
05:25Girl, this is crazy, bitch.
05:27The girls are fighting.
05:28We're back!
05:30I'm happy you cursed my name while I was not here.
05:33I'm happy to haunt the workroom even in my absence.
05:36Okay, so you're gonna pick Jane for the lip sync
05:38and y'all gonna duke it out on the floor, right?
05:39Y'all need to settle this on the main stage.
05:44I'm feeling a little nervous because a lot of these girls
05:46are fierce lip-sinkers.
05:48Juicy, how many people did you send home?
05:51Three?
05:52Oh, you did three too, right?
05:53I did, well, I sent two people home.
05:55Oh, okay.
05:56Fuck your hoes.
05:57Oh, I forgot. Mia, I saw it.
05:59We already have our assassins determined in this group.
06:03Mia Starr, legend in the dance community.
06:06Mia, you're literally like the choreographer extraordinaire.
06:09You sent me home.
06:11That means you could dance for Britney Spears now, man.
06:13Britney, call me.
06:15Hands down, the strongest lip-sinkers of this group
06:17are Juicy Love Deon, Kenya, Mandy.
06:22America, Mandy Mango still won that lip sync.
06:27You have to be on some level excited
06:28knowing your capabilities.
06:29Honestly, like part of me is like excited just to do it.
06:33Because like, you know, this is like looming over my head.
06:35Because like everyone's looking at me to perform.
06:38Morphine 1, She Done Already Done Has Hers is in season 16.
06:41So the pressure's on, baby.
06:42I got to bring this title right back home.
06:44Are you feeling good about the La La?
06:45I am feeling.
06:46Are you going to win the money for Mommy?
06:48Yes.
06:48You want to win the money for Mommy?
06:49Yeah.
06:50If I win this $50,000, not only do I get the bragging rights,
06:54but I get my lick back on Kenya.
06:57I could do the tiebreaker with Juicy.
07:00I could send some other bitches home
07:02that I don't know I'm going against.
07:03Ladies, let's get ready for the all RuPaul RuPaul of Perusa.
07:07RuPaul of Perusa!
07:08Are you ready to slay, bitch?
07:12And may the best drag queen win!
07:15Hey!
07:16Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
07:19She's a female phenomenon.
07:22It's Michelle Visage.
07:23I'm a glamazon, bitch!
07:26He puts the D in don't be jealous of my boogie.
07:30It's Jamal Sims.
07:32Now you can say that you are not, but I always see you looking.
07:36We are one week away from this season's grand finale,
07:40where we are going to crown ourselves a winner, baby.
07:44But tonight, we've challenged our returning queens
07:47to an all RuPaul of Perusa lip sync smackdown.
07:51It's because we can license all the songs for just a little bit of money.
07:57Oh, oh, there's no money?
08:00I owe them $4.
08:04Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
08:14Bring back my gals.
08:18Baby, I'm ready to give it all on the dance floor
08:21because this is what I do.
08:22It is go time.
08:27There is $50,000 on the line.
08:30It would buy so many safety pins.
08:35This is a seat to the best drag show in the world.
08:38Get your popcorn, bitch.
08:41Some queens can give tricks and flips.
08:43I give concept and substance.
08:49Baby, mama is great.
08:50I got my chaps.
08:52I got my fringe on.
08:53Baby, let's ride this rodeo.
08:56And now, our top three queens.
09:04Kiss my grits.
09:07Tonight, our eliminated queens are back to compete for the title of the queen of Sheena already had hers.
09:15Plus, a cash tip of $50,000.
09:19Brought to you by Stop That Train, the first feature film from the Drag Race universe, in theaters June 12th.
09:27All right, now.
09:29Since Briar Blush is not up to compete, tonight, she'll be cheering her sisters on from the sidelines.
09:36Briar, my dear, please take a seat in the queen's gallery.
09:40Don't mind if I do.
09:44Tonight, new Ru Paula Perusa rules are in full effect.
09:49Didi Fuego.
09:51Mandy Mango.
09:52Sierra Mist.
09:53Vida Von Teese Star.
09:55Mia Star.
09:56And Athena Dion.
09:57As the first queens to be eliminated, you'll compete starting in round one.
10:03Kenya Pleaser, Discord Adams, and Jane Don't.
10:07As the next three queens eliminated, you'll get to skip round one and join the SmackDown in round two.
10:16Juicy Love Dion.
10:17As the most recent queen eliminated, you get to skip the first two rounds.
10:24Start competing in round three.
10:29Juicy gets to skip all the way to round three, which makes her the final boss.
10:34Finish her!
10:35This makes a lot of sense, and it's really scary.
10:39Nene Coco, Mikey Meeks, Darlene Mitchell.
10:43Next week, you'll be facing off for the title of America's Next Drag Race Superstar.
10:48But for tonight, you can just sit back and enjoy the show.
10:52Darlene, may I see a dessert menu, please?
10:56Coming right up.
10:57Ladies, you may lead the stage.
11:02Kenya, Discord, Jane, and Juicy, please be seated.
11:08I get to sit and watch the entire first round, and then start battling in the second one?
11:14That's fierce.
11:16Now, let's get this all Rupaula perusa rolling.
11:22This is round one.
11:26Oh, pick crew.
11:30Ladykins, in Asaf's golden hopper are six balls with your names on them.
11:36One ball for each of you.
11:38To determine the first queen to lip-sync, Asaf will randomly pick one queen's ball.
11:46All right, Asaf, spin that hopper.
11:58Asaf, whose ball are you holding?
12:02Sierra missed.
12:04You will be competing in tonight's first lip-sync.
12:09Why do I feel like this is Hunger Games a little bit?
12:11Like, why are we in the Capitol watching them fight?
12:13Now, Sierra, you get to pick your opponent.
12:17I did not want to pick the person.
12:19I wanted to pick the song.
12:20I wanted to pick the song.
12:22Who do you choose?
12:24Okay, well, if I can't pick the song, that means I have to think about who might pick a song
12:29that I would like to do.
12:33Sierra missed.
12:33First, you get to pick your opponent.
12:36Who do you choose?
12:42I'm gonna pick Mama Athena Dion.
12:44Oh, shit!
12:46No way!
12:48Why do you think she chose Athena?
12:50I don't know, she has a bad history of choosing lip-sync people.
12:55Athena loves the song Born Naked, and that's the song that I want, so I'm hoping that she will pick
12:59that song.
13:00Now, Athena.
13:01Yes.
13:02You get to choose the first song from our all Rupaula Perusa playlist.
13:08Will it be Born Naked, Call Me Mother, Cha-Cha Bitch, Just What They Want, Main Event, Mina Butter, Pretty
13:18Gang, or Sissy That Walk?
13:20All amazing songs, by the way.
13:22Thank you, darling.
13:23Huge fan of your work.
13:27Born Naked.
13:28Oh!
13:30Yes!
13:31The plan worked out!
13:32She picked Born Naked!
13:33It is on, D.Va.
13:35Now, the rest of you may step to the Queen's Gallery.
13:42I know this track inside and out, and Sierra is dressed as some monstrosity Jabba the Hutt hybrid.
13:49Bask in the glory of the goddess Athena as she slays this... thing.
13:55Two queens.
13:56Two queens, stand before me.
13:58Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
14:06The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!
14:18I'm a little hot and sweaty in all of this, but I am so ready to give you the freak
14:21show that I am.
14:23Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
14:273
14:33Who you waiting for?
14:35Another savior
14:36Always looking but you never find, never find
14:40Waking up from another night gone
14:43Always looking but you never find, never find
14:46Going downtown, you go where you going
14:49Throw your top down like you know where you going
14:52Tell me one thing in your life, where you going?
14:55Running for the good lines
14:58And I said, ooh
14:59Who do you think you are?
15:03Who do you think you are?
15:06I'm telling the truth now
15:08We're all born naked and the best is great
15:11A lonely highway, you get the wrong way
15:14Always chasing down a fantasy, fantasy
15:17A sexy muscle car under the radar
15:20Always looking, but you never see, never see
15:24Going downtown, you know where you going?
15:27Throw you down, down, like you know where you're going, too
15:30Come on, dear, take it, honey
15:33All of the silence in your mouth said, ooh
15:37Who do you think you are?
15:40Who do you think you are?
15:44I'm telling the truth now
15:45We're all born naked and the best is great
15:48I'm saying, oh, I'm saying, oh
15:51It's now I've been low, close and break the name
15:55I'm telling the truth now
15:58Leave all your babies behind and the best is great
16:02Who do you think you are?
16:06Who do you think you are?
16:09I'm telling the truth now
16:11We're all born naked and the best is great
16:13Oh!
16:16Oh!
16:21I'm telling you the truth now.
16:23You're all one naked and the rest is grand.
16:31Hello.
16:33Queens, I've made my decision.
16:37No!
16:38Do I get to know?
16:40This is rude.
16:43Sierra Mist, condragulations.
16:45You're the winner of the first Lip Sync Smackdown.
16:49Yes!
16:51What?
16:52You'll advance to the next round.
16:55Oh, I'm feeling confident now, diva.
16:59Athena Dion, thank you for a stellar season.
17:03Now, sashay away.
17:05Well, thank you so much.
17:07Good luck, divas.
17:08Well, I didn't win that lip sync,
17:12so it looks like the goddess fell from the high horse she was on,
17:14back into the workroom, and she's pissed!
17:18Whoa!
17:19What the hell?
17:20I thought I ate that.
17:21You did.
17:22Run me that drink now.
17:23I'm sorry.
17:24I did better than Sierra.
17:26I'm gonna go sit on the couches with the winners.
17:28I'm gonna drink until the delusion feels real.
17:32Boo.
17:32Oh!
17:33Hello!
17:34I finally get to be in the lounge area.
17:37You look amazing.
17:38You two back together.
17:39Isn't that crazy?
17:39Yeah.
17:40It's like I just lost all of her,
17:41I wasn't having to sit next to her.
17:42This is like my personal hell right now.
17:45Oh, my God!
17:47Let's go!
17:48Round one continues.
17:50Didi, Mandy, Vida, and Mia, star.
17:53Let's see who's competing in our next lip sync.
17:57Asaf, shake him up.
18:00Yeah, really turn him.
18:02Turn it, honey.
18:03Let those balls know who's in charge.
18:10Mia, star.
18:12Mia, who do you choose as your opponent?
18:15Do I call somebody who I know is a fierce lip-syncer?
18:19Or do I call somebody that I feel could be an easy win?
18:22I'm gonna choose my good sis, Mandy Mango.
18:26Hello!
18:28Mandy!
18:29Okay, sister.
18:31What is she doing?
18:33You know, Mandy throws herself around like crazy.
18:34I'm saying.
18:35Remember, like she was like a whacker.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Mama, you're gonna see the classic Mandy Mango Vogue and Queen.
18:41Now, Mandy Mango, which song do you choose?
18:45I'm gonna have to pick Just What They Want.
18:49Girl!
18:51Oh, she said fuck you, Mia.
18:53Like this is the song like everybody was afraid of.
18:56Mandy chooses one of the most wordy songs in the selections.
18:59It's gonna be really interesting to see what happens here.
19:02Didi and Vida, you may step to the gallery.
19:06Let's get out of here, sister.
19:07Right.
19:09Good luck!
19:10Mia, what the freak did you just do?
19:12Cuz Mandy is fierce.
19:14Why did you do this to yourself?
19:18The time has come for you to lip-sync.
19:22For.
19:24Your.
19:25Life.
19:29Good luck.
19:31And don't fuck it up!
19:34I know you wanna work.
19:35I know you wanna work.
19:37I know you wanna work.
19:39I know you wanna work.
19:39Boom, check it boom.
19:40We, opening the doors, breaking applications.
19:43We scope out the floors of the room.
19:44She, focus on the floor, potential sensation.
19:46The bella du jour, turn it blue.
19:48She hoping for some more coin, just for the ball.
19:50But she ready for the wartime.
19:51Fire resides inside of the people.
19:53Got an open mind, but she always keep up.
19:55My sights up, climb the line.
19:56My height's a shine, riding kindness by night.
19:58My climb high, she plans for the highlights.
20:00Might be my kind, might be the right time.
20:02Serving works, living life.
20:04Quite the fight, she's the highlight of my night.
20:06I just might be fighting her outside.
20:07I have a mind to ride with her all night.
20:13woman.
20:13Swing all dinner.
20:16You go on.
20:16I know you wanna work.
20:17They wanna see you let it out.
20:18They wanna see you go on.
20:20You know I am in business.
20:22Don't mess if I'm just what they want.
20:23They wanna see you hurt.
20:24They wanna see you let it out.
20:26They wanna see all doin' fit.
20:28You know I am in business.
20:29Dance if I'm just what they want.
20:31They wanna see you hurt.
20:35Oh ok, Mia is eating what there, yeah.
21:06Let's go!
21:07Okay!
21:17Come on, Mia!
21:25I'm sorry, I can't see my I love Mia. I can't see my I love her.
21:36Not the money.
21:37Yes! That was so fun!
21:40Queens, I've made my decision.
21:47Shit!
21:48Well, that's a bummer.
21:51What do you think?
21:52I think they're gonna give it to Mandy.
21:53The dips were a little...
21:55A little crunchy.
21:56Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough.
21:57Yeah.
21:59Oh, no!
22:02I'm disappointed. I'm really disappointed.
22:04But if anyone was gonna send me home, I feel justified in that it was Mia.
22:09How did it feel getting rained on?
22:10It was real money?
22:11No, it wasn't.
22:12Girl.
22:13Wait, how much?
22:14Shut up!
22:15Okay.
22:15She brought real money?
22:16She literally, she was like, that's literally $100 right there.
22:19Sorry, it's a force of habit.
22:21Oh!
22:22Wow!
22:23Oh, that's rubbing his first bracket.
22:25Now, to finish up round one.
22:27Dee Dee, Vida, the drag gods have paired you up for our third lip sync.
22:32Now, let's find out which one of you gets to choose the song.
22:37Oh, I love this angle.
22:39Whose ball are you cupping?
22:42Vida Von Teese Star.
22:45My strategy is going into the lip sync with experience and being able to relate to a song.
22:51I am going to choose main event.
22:55All right.
22:57Okay.
22:57As the pork chop of season 18, I have a lot to prove.
23:01I can't believe I went home to a lip syncing table.
23:04So it's time to redeem Dee Dee Fuego.
23:08The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
23:16Life!
23:20Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
23:24I am dying
23:26Big girl.
23:30There's nothing but if it's just a bing.
23:31We're less than two.
23:33Mark!
23:34And don't have a face!
23:42You're allços of like a gong!
23:42What's the hell?
23:43I'm not dying.
23:45I'm not dying!
23:46I'm not dying.
23:46I'm doing a peering.
23:48I'm not dying.
23:48In my mind.
23:50I'm not dying.
23:50My fear!
23:51Maybe I'm not dying.
23:53I'm not dying.
23:53All the time it takes and I stay
23:58When you strike up a man
24:01Baby, try to like the beat of my heart
24:06You're not gonna walk, you're not gonna be long
24:08Before a story had a chance to stop
24:11When you step in to the disco
24:15Leave your problems at the front door
24:18You know the world don't have to end
24:21Long as you DJ, wrap up a spin
24:26This is the main event, are you ready?
24:30Just let the music dance into your soul
24:33Faster, faster, exhilarating
24:36Just let the rhythm make you lose control
24:40This is the main event, are you ready?
24:44Just let the music dance into your soul
24:47Faster, faster, exhilarating
24:50Just let the rhythm make you lose control
24:54I won't let love bring it down
24:57You won't see me cry on the dance floor
25:00I won't let love bring it down
25:04You won't see me cry
25:06You won't see me cry
25:07You won't see me cry
25:09You won't see me cry
25:11You won't see me cry
25:14I won't let love bring it down
25:16Just let the music dance into your soul
25:18I can see that Miss DD is doing wig reveals, costume changes, all of this
25:23But honey I'm going to emote the true feeling of this song
25:26Hey, hey, hey.
25:28Hey, hey, hey.
25:32Hey, hey, hey, hey.
25:34We're the best girl.
25:37Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
25:46Didi was very excited.
25:47Very Fuego.
25:48He was very Fuego, high energy.
25:49She didn't move her first lip sync, so for her to do all that, 180 from last time, right?
25:54Queens, I've made my decision.
26:00Oh, God damn.
26:02Vita Von T. Star,
26:04contragulations, you're a winner, baby.
26:08Woo-woo!
26:09You are moving forward to the next round.
26:11Please take a seat in the gallery.
26:13It feels validating to walk back.
26:17Get my shit.
26:18Let me sit my seat over here.
26:19Move aside, honey.
26:22Didi Fuego, my queen.
26:24Thank you for setting the season on fire.
26:28Now, sashay away.
26:30Thank you all very much.
26:32Woo-hoo!
26:34Oh!
26:36Give us a hug!
26:39I was saving that final reveal for the final lip sync,
26:42but all right, y'all get it now.
26:44Adios!
26:47Last guesses.
26:49All right, so be mean.
26:49Who lost?
26:50I thought Didi lost.
26:51I'm expecting Vita to walk in right now.
26:53And you're expecting who to walk in?
26:53Didi.
26:54And you?
26:54Didi.
26:55You?
26:55I think Vita might walk in.
26:57And you?
26:58Oh, I was a judge.
26:59I was a moderator.
27:01I'm loca!
27:03My guilt was not the main event today!
27:06Even though I didn't win this lip sync,
27:08it is still a victory.
27:09I got to show y'all what I can do.
27:11This is from my culture to yours.
27:12Can we go arriba?
27:13Arriba.
27:14Abajo.
27:15Abajo.
27:15Al centro.
27:16Al centro.
27:16Y pa dentro.
27:17Cheers, everyone.
27:17Thank you for your love and support to your season 18 porkchop.
27:22Here we go.
27:23Oh, my God!
27:24Oh, my God!
27:25Can you please her?
27:26Discord Adams.
27:28And Jane, don't.
27:29You'll be joining Sierra Mist, Mia Star, and Vita Von Teese Star
27:35in round two of our all RuPaulapurusa, whatchacallers.
27:43Now, look at Juicy sitting all alone in the VIP.
27:49Now, let's see who's lip syncing first in round two.
28:00Vita.
28:02Back to back?
28:03I'm no spring chicken.
28:05I'm still trying to catch my breath from five minutes ago.
28:08Mama tired, honey.
28:09Vita, who do you choose as your opponent?
28:12I will choose my star sister, Mia.
28:17Okay, bitch.
28:18Wow.
28:19Stars are aligned.
28:21Yes.
28:21Did you have a death wish?
28:22Mama, Discord is right there.
28:25Okay, Mia, you get to choose the song.
28:29I am going to choose Call Me Mother.
28:33All right.
28:34That's a lot of work.
28:35A lot of words.
28:37Out of all songs you could have chose, you choose the one with the most words?
28:43Come on, girl.
28:44The rest of you may step to the gallery.
28:48I picked Call Me Mother because I know this song, I have choreographed this song,
28:51and I'm ready to perform this song.
28:55The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
29:05Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
29:12Guys, you're back in the house.
29:14Feels good, clackin' about.
29:15Find fish feminines dial to 11 under mines.
29:17No heavy-laing gentleman's red list down.
29:19Cross the board, no doubt.
29:20Body like, wow.
29:21It's about to be done in this time.
29:22City so powerful, mission free, just that shot.
29:24No harmless, don't make sense for a bitch.
29:26Maybe this in the dial.
29:27To the side, what is that sound?
29:29Watch me drop, drop, drop into the ground.
29:31Drop to the floor, drop to the floor.
29:33Add the tennis together to score.
29:35I've been out there.
29:35Yes, I love that love
29:37Fishy, family, and rip and fall
29:38From the Clinton studio, brothers
29:40I keep it tight, now they're called
29:42Mother, mother, mother
29:43These are queens, these are drag queens
29:47Mother, mother, mother
29:50Let's go
29:51Let's go
29:52Let's go
29:52Let's go
29:53Let's go
29:55Let's go
29:55Let's go
29:56Let's go
29:56Let's go
29:56Let's go
29:56Let's go
29:56Let's go
29:59Let's go
30:08Let's go
30:09Let's go
30:10Let's go
30:12Let's go
30:12Let's go
30:16Let's go
30:16Let's go
30:17Let's go
30:17Let's go
30:18Let's go
30:18Let's go
30:19Let's go
30:19I'm Rapplamazon
30:20They know my name because I'm on another echelon
30:22Miss automatic super sonic
30:23Got a sense to try and buy you
30:24But then it's an angel
30:25And I'm ready to shake the jelly when the dogs are out
30:27The guy who put all the fives from the advances on
30:29I'm a million and have a bad 20 million
30:31I'm gonna get your camera phone
30:32Cause in a minute I'm about to be on
30:33Hit
30:34None of these bitches is country-locking
30:36Rocking me chickens are perfect like phones
30:37Running my business is balls coming down
30:39Where I step in, you know where, what it do?
30:41Uh, none of the world, what it do?
30:43None of these bitches are stuck in repeat
30:45None of my businesses don't even really
30:46It's realistic, but they know where, what it do?
31:09I don't know
31:10I don't know
31:11I don't know
31:11That was good
31:12Queens, I've made my decision
31:27Mia Star Codragulation
31:29Your winner, baby
31:332 for 2, I'm telling you my prices are going up, y'all
31:36My price is going up
31:38Maybe my $20 but it's good
31:40It's going up
31:43Vita Vontice Star, my queen, keep on shining.
31:48Now, sashay away.
31:50Time to take this rodeo back to Alabama.
31:53Get it up.
31:56Oh, one more thing.
31:58Vita, Vita, Vita, you know you want to eat up.
32:05Vita, Vita, Vita, Vita, Vita, Vita, Vita, Vita.
32:11Wallapalooza, I'm just full of emotions right now.
32:14That damn nigga.
32:15Oh, she gave me a run for my money.
32:17You did that to yourself, you picked her.
32:18I don't know, I was just expecting her to pick 60 that walk.
32:21Oh.
32:22But yeah, call me mother and I need to call an ambulance after that.
32:26Oh.
32:31I can't wait to see who's lip syncing next.
32:35Oh, pit crew.
32:41Show us who's ball you have in your strong, manly grip.
32:46Oh.
32:47Can you please her?
32:48You'll be competing in tonight's fifth lip sync.
32:52All right, bitch, let's get it.
32:55Now, who are you going to choose as your opponent?
33:01I'm going to go with Miss Sierra.
33:03Oh.
33:04Oh.
33:06Hey.
33:06The reason I picked Sierra is because she beat me in the Besties Little Design Challenge
33:12earlier this season.
33:13So now, I want to give her a taste of her own medicine and beat her.
33:17All right, Sierra, you get to choose the songs.
33:20Hmm.
33:22Well, since we are girl group divas together, we're in the gang.
33:26So let's do Pretty Gang.
33:28All right.
33:30This pick is probably gagging, everyone, because when you think of Sierra Mist, you would not
33:34think wordy rap diva.
33:37But I want to show that I can do anything.
33:41The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
33:54Good luck and don't fuck it up.
33:59I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch.
34:01Click.
34:01I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit.
34:03I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch.
34:05Click.
34:05I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit.
34:07Oh, you don't think so?
34:08Let's ask your man.
34:12Hey.
34:13Hey.
34:14Hey.
34:14And my baby says I'm not exercising beauty
34:15How I speak she lives over here
34:25I wanna get itaro
34:29I wanna get it!
34:31Let it go get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get
34:38it, get it.
34:49Come on dude!
34:50You don't think so? Well let's ask your name.
35:04I don't think that's doin' it for me, huh?
35:15I'm not sayin' that I'm the first to be doin' what I did
35:23Give it, give it, give it, give it girl now
35:30I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch clique
35:32I'm a real bitch doin' pretty bitch shit
35:58Oh
35:59Queens I've made my decision
36:10Queens I've made my decision
36:17Can you please her?
36:18Condragulations you're a winner baby
36:22Bitch I just won
36:24This motherfucking lip
36:26Strange honey
36:27Can you please her?
36:28It's a winner again
36:29Thank you lord
36:30Have mercy Jesus
36:31I am one step closer
36:33To that $50,000 bitch
36:34And you'll be competing
36:36In the next round
36:37Oh yes
36:41Please have a seat
36:43Michelle we twins bitch
36:46Sierra Miss
36:47Thank you my dear
36:49For a sparkling season
36:51Now
36:52Sashay away
36:56Well shit
36:57Lost a lip sync again I guess
36:59But you know what
37:00We went out fighting
37:01Oh oh oh
37:02Remember
37:03Take care of yourself
37:10Well they got me guys
37:14You look so good
37:16This was nasty
37:17How are you feeling right now?
37:18I feel a little sweaty
37:19Yeah
37:20But I feel pussed
37:21And can you tell us about
37:22The prosthetic boobs?
37:24The boobs?
37:25They look amazing
37:26They look amazing
37:27But you did them yourself
37:28So I
37:28Yeah I applied these
37:29It takes like
37:30A little bit of time
37:31To like glue them down
37:32And blend it out
37:33But
37:33The tits are fierce
37:34I'm so glad that I have them
37:35And they look good
37:36Don't they?
37:37Thank you
37:37Thank you
37:39Great job
37:39Cheers
37:40Oh here we go
37:41We're out
37:42Discord Adams
37:43Jane Don't
37:44The fickle finger of fate
37:46Has brought you two together
37:48Y'all ready?
37:53Asaf is about to pick a ball
37:55To determine
37:56Who chooses the lip sync song
37:59Asaf
38:00Turn the beat around
38:10Jane Don't
38:11What song do you choose?
38:14I feel like
38:15God
38:16Had feelings about my elimination
38:18And he's paying me back
38:19By giving me the opportunity
38:21To do the funniest
38:23Fucking thing imaginable
38:25I
38:27Am standing with one of the greatest walkers
38:31In the history
38:33Of RuPaul's Drag Race
38:35And so I think it's only appropriate
38:36That we sissy that walk
38:38I do
38:45Two queens
38:46Stand before me
38:49The time has come
38:51For you to lip sync
38:55For
38:55Your
38:57Life
39:01Good luck
39:02And don't
39:04Fuck
39:05It
39:05Up
39:13Pick myself up
39:15Turn the world on its head
39:17Don't forget what
39:19Don't forget what
39:20My mama said
39:21People talking
39:22Since the beginning of time
39:24Less they pay in your bills
39:26Pay them bitches no mind
39:28And if I fly
39:29Or if I fall
39:31At least I can say
39:33I did it all
39:35And if I fly
39:37Or if I fall
39:38Oh
39:39Oh
39:39Oh
39:41Oh
39:42Hey
39:43Hey
39:43Oh
39:45Oh
39:45Oh
39:46Oh
39:46Oh
39:47Oh
39:48Oh
39:48Oh
39:50Oh
39:50Oh
39:52Okay
39:53Come on
39:54Do it
39:54Now sissy that walk
40:06Jane has that skill
40:08Where she can take a bit
40:10And make it hers
40:10Better be here
40:11Ain't no tea
40:13Ain't no shade
40:14But at the same time
40:15Bitches better get out the way
40:17I'm a femme queen
40:19Brother of the hell's of no shade
40:21Cause she is on fire
40:23Now kiss the flame
40:24And if I fly
40:26Or if I fall
40:27Damn this is almost a million bucks
40:29Yeah
40:31Yeah
40:51Now sissy that walk
40:55What day?
40:57Come on
41:01Queens, I've made my decision
41:07Queens, I've made my decision
41:13Jane Don't, congratulations
41:15You're a winner, baby
41:18You are moving forward to the next round
41:21Thank you so much
41:22Sissy that walk over to the Queens gallery
41:24Damn
41:25I am the winner
41:27Of the lip sync
41:28And my reaction is
41:30Yeah, no, duh
41:31If I had lost a lip sync to Discord
41:33I would have had to hang the wig up
41:35Discord Adams
41:36Thank you
41:37For an epic season
41:39I hate to see you leave
41:41But I love to watch you walk
41:44Now, sashay away
41:46Are you sure?
41:49I'll be back
41:53I don't necessarily agree
41:55With the results of the lip sync
41:57Jane won
41:57With my walk
41:59Come on
42:01Time for a drink
42:05Hey
42:09There she is
42:11It was so good
42:12It was such a good one
42:13You sit that walk good
42:13It was fun
42:14It was goofy
42:15It was fun
42:15Oh, we're back
42:16Here we go
42:17Here we go
42:17Here we go
42:18Here we go
42:18All right, ladies
42:19We are in round three
42:20Woo!
42:22Juicy Love Dion
42:22You'll be joining
42:24Mia Star
42:25Kenya Pleaser
42:27And Jane Don't
42:28In round three
42:30Now, the Queens
42:32That win the next two lip syncs
42:34Will advance to the final smackdown
42:38Asaf
42:39Handle their balls
42:40With care
42:48Show me who you got
42:51Jane
42:54Jane Don't
42:55Who do you choose
42:56As your opponent?
43:01Oh, so many tempting choices
43:02If I pick Juicy
43:04I cannot outdance this woman
43:07But I know that if I pick Mia or Kenya
43:09They both really want to do peanut butter
43:12And I'm not trying to be in an ass-shaking competition
43:17Against either of those people
43:19So it's a real Sophie's choice
43:24Juicy loves Dion
43:29So Juicy
43:30You get to choose the song
43:34I think it's time to do some cha-cha bit
43:39Jane, you are a silly little goose
43:42I'm here to win
43:43Let's give it, girl
43:44Let's cha-cha
43:45Kenya, Mia, you're up next
43:47But for now, take a seat
43:51These are two powerhouse Queens
43:54With both different performance styles
43:56If Jane can put the Jane magic on it
43:59And do that thing where she makes the other person look a little silly
44:02Or look a little stupid
44:03She can win it
44:05Two Queens, stand before me
44:09The time has come
44:10For you to lip sync
44:14For your life
44:20Good luck
44:21And don't
44:22Fuck it up
44:23Ain't no party like a cha-cha party
44:26Cause the cha-cha party go
44:27Right on the back
44:34One, three, five, six, cha-cha, bitch
44:39Five, six, cha-cha, bitch
44:41Ella, morena
44:42Me and the fuck
44:43And we're gonna stay bailando
44:45Con ella
44:46They wanna know
44:47Oye, quien me see ya
44:48Que lo que quien me see ya
44:49Que lo que quien me see ya
44:50Que lo que quien me see ya
44:51Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
44:53Ay, ay, ay, ay
44:53Shout out to all of the reina
44:54No brands
44:55No brands
44:56I can't begin
44:56I shake my head
44:57I lose my head
44:58I'm global on
44:59I get you along
45:00Then I say
45:01Start your
45:01Oh
45:06Cha-cha, bitch
45:09I've never seen that before
45:11He just made history
45:12Five, six, cha-cha, bitch
45:14Five, six, cha-cha, bitch
45:20Oh
45:21Oh my god
45:22He's so good
45:23Fucking real
45:24I'm great
45:25I'm great
45:25I'm great
45:26I'm great
45:26I'm great
45:26I'm great
45:28I'm great
45:28I'm great
45:28I'm great
45:29I'm great
45:30I'm great
45:31Sonata
45:35I'll show you what I mean
45:38My friends
45:39I got the ears
45:40Shake my head
45:41Move my hips
45:41Come on, girl
45:42I guess you're my mom
45:43You're not safe
45:44Start your
45:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
46:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
46:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
46:22That was insane.
46:25Oh, the suspense is killing me.
46:28Queens, I've made my decision.
46:35Juicy love Dion.
46:36Congratulations.
46:37You're a winner, baby.
46:39And you are headed to the final lip sync.
46:50We're now one lip sync away from winning $50,000.
46:55Now cha-cha, bitch.
46:57There we go.
46:59Jane Don't for serving drag excellence all season long.
47:05We salute you.
47:07Now, sashay away.
47:09Thank you so much.
47:10Thank you all.
47:12I love you too.
47:14Fuck it up, bitch.
47:17This birthday party sucks.
47:20I did what I came here to do.
47:22I made them laugh.
47:23So, I'm ready to go drink.
47:26Didn't talk shit.
47:28Hey, it's me, Juicy Love Dion.
47:34That was fierce.
47:36Girl, I blacked out.
47:41I'm so excited for this.
47:47Queens.
47:48Before you lip sync, I have to ask an important question.
47:52Do you like it creamy?
47:54Or crunchy?
47:56The last time that they lip synced against each other, Kenya sent Mia home, but it was a song that
48:01was not in Mia's repertoire.
48:02And this is very much in both of their wheelhouse.
48:05Yeah.
48:07The time has come.
48:09Read your lip sync.
48:11For.
48:12Your.
48:14Life.
48:18Good luck.
48:20And don't fuck it up.
48:22Uh-huh.
48:23Oh, yes, honey.
48:25Due to the fact that her thighs spread just like this.
48:32Oh!
48:34Oh!
48:34Oh!
48:35Oh!
48:36Oh!
48:36Oh!
48:36Oh!
48:37Oh!
48:38Oh!
48:38Oh!
48:38Oh!
48:40Oh!
48:48Oh!
48:50Oh!
49:05Oh!
49:06Oh!
49:07Oh!
49:08Oh!
49:10Oh!
49:14Oh!
49:16Oh!
49:18Oh!
49:18Oh!
49:19Oh!
49:19Oh!
49:19Oh!
49:19Oh!
49:19Let me see y'all, let me see y'all, let me see,
49:23let me see y'all, let me see,
49:27let me see y'all work y'all peet up,
49:30hot off the heat up, makin' your cheese up,
49:33got yo cheese, yo oh, yeah,
49:34got yo cheese up,
49:35when you hit the beat up,
49:36pull up your lugar,
49:37ring it on the run,
49:38go play trees up,
49:39bring brain-borne and freedom,
49:41just, just, just, you never believe us
49:43Must be jelly cause, jam don't shake
49:45Must be jelly cause, jam don't shake
49:47Must be jelly cause, jam don't shake
49:49Ooh, stop, back to jelly, you're so good
49:51Must be jelly cause jam don't shake
49:53Must be jelly cause jam don't shake
49:55Must be jelly cause jam don't shake
49:57Spread that jelly, spread it cool
49:59Hit him outta the head, it's my dog
50:02Pokemons in the kitchen, they make their work, go strong
50:04Doggy guys in jail, raise your head
50:06And your sister on the corner, sister on the corner selling
50:08Oh yes honey
50:25And that DJ, watch me shave
50:28Yeah, all the brothers wanna eat this cake
50:30Let me show you how to install game
50:33Boom, boom, boom, boom
50:49Queens, I've made my decision.
50:56Mia Starr, contractulation to a winner, baby.
51:01I love you.
51:03You are heading to the final lip sync.
51:08I can't believe it.
51:10It actually sinks in that you can potentially win this $50,000.
51:15And the bragging rights of she already done had herses.
51:19You better get it.
51:20Kenya Pleaser, thank you for spreading your peanut butter all season long.
51:26Now, sashay away.
51:29All this peanut butter honey, all of it dwelling.
51:35I'm sad that I lost, but I'm very proud of what I delivered on that stage today.
51:39I did not leave without a motherfucking fight, because that's what bad bitches do.
51:43Andrew, the question still remains.
51:47Kenya Pleaser, bitch.
51:49I fucking love her.
51:51That was a good lip sync.
51:53What a show.
51:54They both ate.
51:55Due to the fact that her-
51:57Yeah!
51:59Yeah!
52:01Welcome back to the workroom, bitch.
52:02I feel fierce.
52:03No shame.
52:03I feel sweaty and out of breath, but I feel fierce.
52:05So good.
52:06You're amazing.
52:07We were out here screaming, yelling, crying, throwing up.
52:10You're so good.
52:10I feel good about it because I know I did my motherfucking day.
52:12We did.
52:13Beardle, beep learn, beep learn, beep learn, beep learn, beep, beep learn.
52:16Attention queens In The Workroom, your presence is requested on the main stage for the final.
52:24All-Rupalla Larrysa.
52:30Shadena.
52:33Just get your ass over to the main stage.
52:36All right!
52:37We're gonna come here!
52:38Now, I'm in a particular situation because I have my sister and my daughter about to go at it.
52:44I'm excited because I think I can get money out of either of them.
52:47It's a win-win for me.
52:49Oh, wow.
52:51Welcome back, queens.
52:52Let's give it up for Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr.
53:00Juicy Mia! Juicy Mia! Juicy Mia!
53:03Listen, Morphine Love Dion, Miami, Suzy Toop, Fort Lauderdale, and one of us hoes are bringing it back home.
53:10South Florida is not one to be messed with.
53:13Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance.
53:18Cover girl!
53:20The last time me and I lip synced against each other, we tied.
53:23So I'm ready to perform my little butt off like I've never done before.
53:29And if I need to be carried out on a stretcher, so be it.
53:32Now, for the last time tonight, two queens stand before me.
53:38Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, snatch the title of queen of she didn't already, then has
53:46hers, is this?
53:47And win a cash prize of $50,000.
53:55The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!
54:05In all seriousness, it's an honor to be sharing this moment with Juicy.
54:09But bitch, I'm about to mop the floor with this hoe.
54:11Good luck and don't fuck it up.
54:26And when they see me, they want to be me.
54:30I am a fantasy.
54:33Cover girl!
54:34Put the bass in your butt.
54:37Head to toe.
54:38Let your whole body top.
54:40Cover girl!
54:41Put the bass in your butt.
54:44Head to toe.
54:45Let your whole body top.
54:47Two-class Chinese.
54:49Wake up at TV.
54:51Valley my limosie.
54:54Box office suite team.
54:56And ask your mom and me.
54:58Now watch me snatch your feet.
55:01Cover girl!
55:02Put the bass in your butt.
55:05Head to toe.
55:06Let your whole body top.
55:08Cover girl!
55:09Cover girl!
55:09Put the bass in your butt.
55:12Head to toe.
55:13Let your whole body top.
55:15Walk.
55:16Now watch me.
55:19What?
55:20Now watch me.
55:23Let me know.
55:25Walk.
55:27Walk.
55:29Straight on the runway.
55:31Another payday.
55:33Cover up my birthday.
55:36And when they see me.
55:38They wanna be me.
55:39They wanna be me.
55:40I am the fantasy.
55:43Cover girl!
55:44Put the bass in your butt.
55:46Catcher chop.
55:48Make your whole body top.
55:50Cover girl!
55:51Put the bass in your butt.
55:53Break it to toe!
55:55Let your whole body top.
56:56This is what we came to do!
57:00Queens, I've made my decision.
57:07Juicy Love Dion, contractulations.
57:10You're a winner, baby!
57:24To win this, it's an honor.
57:27It's the best feeling in the world.
57:29You've won a cash tip of $50,000.
57:34Plus, tickets to see Stop That Train.
57:38In theaters June 12th.
57:40I'm winning the respect from RuPaul herself.
57:43She sees me for the person that I am.
57:45Um, it's, it's, it's surreal.
57:49As the queen of she's not ready to head herses, is there anything you'd like to say?
57:54Thank you so much, judges, for giving me the opportunity to stand up here, a little boy from Hialeah,
57:59and show what the hell I have and what I do and what I love.
58:03So thank you so much to all of you, to everyone watching at home.
58:07I'm so, so grateful.
58:12Tune in next week for the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race.
58:16But first, tell us which of the top three queens you want to be crowned America's next drag superstar.
58:24Are you team Darlene Mitchell?
58:28Team Mikey Leakes?
58:31Or team Nene Coco?
58:35Let your voice be heard using the hashtag Drag Race.
58:40And remember, if you can't love yourself out in the hell, you're going to love somebody else.
58:44Can I get an amen up in here?
58:46Amen!
58:47All right, let the music play.
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