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00:00:16I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:00:18Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
00:00:20Is that milk?
00:00:21I have a sebassy!
00:00:22You can join the fun.
00:00:23And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:00:26He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?
00:00:29I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:31Go on, do it.
00:00:33Fuck, butcher.
00:00:34Fuck you!
00:00:35You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:36Mom!
00:00:37Annie!
00:00:38How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
00:00:42They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:45He told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:48Was it really bad investments?
00:00:50Your whole Marlboro Man act?
00:00:51It's fucking crap.
00:00:53And I'm...
00:00:53Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vought was testing the V1.
00:00:57Is there any more left out there?
00:00:58That would be the fucking place to look.
00:01:00V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:01:03Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:01:06You and Stormfront.
00:01:08Who is Stormfront?
00:01:09Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:01:10I think you know where's Liberty?
00:01:12We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:01:14No, without the virus.
00:01:15You said I was strong enough.
00:01:16You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:01:18I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:01:20Sweet, sweet boy.
00:01:30Homelander?
00:01:32Frank!
00:01:34Cracker.
00:01:37What's that smell?
00:01:38Oh, it might not be my new perfume line.
00:01:41It's generally secret.
00:01:43Nope.
00:01:44That's my father.
00:01:46This soldier boy.
00:01:49I can smell him all over you.
00:01:51Right.
00:01:52Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:56Prepping?
00:01:57Mm-hmm.
00:02:00Uh, I need you for something.
00:02:03You do?
00:02:07I have received the most wonderful message.
00:02:11Mm-hmm.
00:02:12I was visited by an angel.
00:02:18And she foretold my destiny.
00:02:22Well, praise be.
00:02:25And what is it?
00:02:27God.
00:02:30Sir, that is wonderful.
00:02:32There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:02:34No, no.
00:02:35Not serving the Lord.
00:02:38Being the Lord.
00:02:42I am the Messiah.
00:02:46I'm the Savior of the world.
00:02:49The Messiah?
00:02:52Yes.
00:02:56Congrats.
00:02:58Congrats.
00:03:03I always knew I was special.
00:03:05I knew it.
00:03:06I suffered.
00:03:07I suffered so many hardships.
00:03:10And I couldn't understand why.
00:03:14But you, you, you, you always saw it, didn't you?
00:03:21You knew all along I was special.
00:03:24And that is why I have chosen you.
00:03:27To spread the word of my coming.
00:03:33How?
00:03:34Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
00:03:38Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:03:41Mm-hmm.
00:03:44What do you say?
00:03:47Well, you know, I would do anything for you, sir.
00:04:06Oh, there he is.
00:04:08Back from the dead.
00:04:11Oh, easy does it.
00:04:12Easy.
00:04:15Yeah.
00:04:26This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:04:28I never saw it.
00:04:30What?
00:04:30Bollocks.
00:04:30I showed it to you.
00:04:31No, you saw me Star Wars.
00:04:33And Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:04:35They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right?
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:39Anyway, here's this bit, see?
00:04:43Young Luke, ops in his spaceship, fucks off to the Barney with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:48Cops...
00:04:49Wait, Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
00:04:52Yeah.
00:04:54It's a bit of a spoiler.
00:04:55But anyway, listen, the point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
00:05:00This is a war.
00:05:02And you're the best weapon we got, but you ain't no use to anyone if you go put yourself
00:05:07into a body bag before we put Armlander in one.
00:05:11At least I was brave enough to try.
00:05:13Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:05:18You don't give a shit about me.
00:05:20Maybe you never did.
00:05:26Yeah.
00:05:27I'll fetch you some more water.
00:05:36Fuckin' teenagers.
00:05:58Welcome back, motherfucker.
00:06:26Oh, check you out.
00:06:28Thank you, thank you.
00:06:29All right, you twats are all done with fashion week.
00:06:31Let's get to work, yeah?
00:06:33Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:06:35No, there was so little virus left.
00:06:38It needs time to multiply.
00:06:39You know what they say, huh?
00:06:41Cook low and slow.
00:06:42Half fucking long.
00:06:44Weeks at least.
00:06:45Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
00:06:47That place got shut down 80 years ago.
00:06:49If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
00:06:52And there is also the small matter of the likely V da Beast that spilled those Boy Scouts in
00:06:56Now it's like a Cadbury a la creme, huh?
00:06:58Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:07:01Odds are they're ten steps ahead.
00:07:03If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
00:07:07And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
00:07:10Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
00:07:13So who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:07:19Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:07:20He's gone.
00:07:21He legged it.
00:07:22Wonder whose fault that is.
00:07:25Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
00:07:27Unless you can tell us we're Starlighters.
00:07:36Right.
00:07:37Let's get cracking.
00:07:52Annie.
00:07:54Dad.
00:08:01Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
00:08:03All ears.
00:08:05Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:08:15How did you find me?
00:08:16I've been looking for months.
00:08:18You are really good at hiding.
00:08:20It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:08:24What should I say?
00:08:28Dad?
00:08:34Annie, this is your brother, Mason.
00:08:39It's simple, Mr. President.
00:08:42You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
00:08:46You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
00:08:52Thank you, sir.
00:08:56Let me be clear.
00:08:57Nobody summons me.
00:08:58The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
00:09:02With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
00:09:04B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.
00:09:07We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
00:09:11It's in my writer.
00:09:13From 1984.
00:09:14I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
00:09:16You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
00:09:18When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
00:09:23Fort Harmony?
00:09:24Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1
00:09:29at Fort Harmony.
00:09:32Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
00:09:37It's great news.
00:09:39If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
00:09:44You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son.
00:09:48Forever.
00:09:52When did he leave?
00:09:53Hasn't left yet.
00:09:55Maybe you could go with him.
00:09:58Show him where to look.
00:10:00After all, it knows that place better than you.
00:10:19It's weird.
00:10:20No birds or animals.
00:10:21It's like...
00:10:22Fucking hell.
00:10:22Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
00:10:24Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
00:10:37Oh, fuck that.
00:10:39Eh, not really my type, son.
00:10:41Hey, how about you on a little respect?
00:10:42You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
00:10:44You should take her out to dinner first.
00:10:48Ah, let's see here.
00:10:49Well, based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
00:10:53Something ripped them apart.
00:10:54Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stop these woods.
00:10:58Let's get a move on, then.
00:11:00Didn't come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
00:11:15God damn, this is delicious.
00:11:17Huh.
00:11:18Why do we so long have to try this?
00:11:19What am I worried about?
00:11:21Probably the highest honor a fish can have given their lives to me.
00:11:24I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna.
00:11:28Yo, what the fuck, bro?
00:11:31I trusted you.
00:11:32Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:11:33You think going full method is easy?
00:11:35Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:11:38My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
00:11:41But I fucking committed.
00:11:42I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
00:11:45Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:11:48I thought we were friends.
00:11:49I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are.
00:11:52How your powers are a joke.
00:11:54How you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
00:11:56Nobody says that.
00:11:57Yes, they do.
00:11:59All the time.
00:12:00Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
00:12:02I needed a win from Homelander.
00:12:04Edgar was it.
00:12:04It's a dog-e-dog world.
00:12:06Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:12:08Whatever.
00:12:09Just put your fucking mask back on.
00:12:12Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:12:14You better watch your fucking back.
00:12:15Oh, yeah?
00:12:16What are you going to do about it?
00:12:18Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
00:12:19He loves me right now.
00:12:21How long is that going to last?
00:12:22You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:12:42Oh, man.
00:12:44The view from back here was crazy.
00:12:46You love it.
00:12:48Hon.
00:12:49Hmm?
00:12:50You're super scream.
00:12:53We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
00:12:55The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
00:13:00I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
00:13:05But I do love busting cushers all over your pathetic worm face.
00:13:12Oh, baby.
00:13:21Ooh.
00:13:31Oh, shoot.
00:13:32I gotta run.
00:13:33I forgot.
00:13:33I have a meeting with the worship team.
00:13:35He's lying.
00:13:36The church is bankrupt.
00:13:37Wait, what?
00:13:38The church is bankrupt?
00:13:39What?
00:13:40Who?
00:13:41Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:13:44That two-faced bitch.
00:13:45How do you lose money on a megachurch?
00:13:47You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
00:13:49Attendance is down.
00:13:50Donations are drying up.
00:13:52And I'm sure the two Gulf streams don't help.
00:13:54How deep in the hole are you?
00:13:56Just, uh, 150 million.
00:14:00Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
00:14:02You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
00:14:05Hey, what happened to how much you love busting cushers on my face?
00:14:10That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Faye.
00:14:12This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
00:14:14Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
00:14:16Well, what are we gonna do?
00:14:17We?
00:14:18You tell me.
00:14:19You're the fucking emissary of God.
00:14:22Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:14:23I need y'all's help with something.
00:14:27Dang.
00:14:29Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
00:14:37Any sign of super cunt?
00:14:39Could already be inside.
00:14:44Well, let's find out.
00:14:47What's wrong?
00:14:49Annie.
00:14:52She'll come back.
00:14:53Oh.
00:14:54I almost died.
00:14:56But she made it all about her and she took off.
00:14:58I mean, last year I got bad touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
00:15:02about her.
00:15:03She can be such a fucking bitch.
00:15:09Ah.
00:15:10Jesus, sorry.
00:15:11I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
00:15:29Fuckin' hell.
00:15:30What the fuck happened here?
00:15:32Our vida beast enjoyed an amuse-bush, perhaps?
00:15:37Well, this place where it didn't hit no animals.
00:15:40I said that ten minutes ago.
00:16:04Hi.
00:16:06Kathy.
00:16:07I have always wanted...
00:16:09It's nice to finally meet you.
00:16:10So you knew about this?
00:16:13You know what's funny?
00:16:14I must have asked you like a hundred times to go to Vatland.
00:16:18But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous.
00:16:20He said that?
00:16:21I couldn't get him off that thing.
00:16:29How's your mom?
00:16:30She's okay.
00:16:31She's in hiding, but she's okay.
00:16:35You're a cop?
00:16:36Deputy.
00:16:37Deputy.
00:16:38I thought you were working for, um, the telephone company.
00:16:42When's the last time you saw a payphone?
00:16:45So, does that mean you're rounding up Starlighters?
00:16:48You mean terrorists?
00:16:50Mason.
00:16:50Sorry.
00:16:51Am I being rude?
00:16:52We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
00:16:55That's enough.
00:16:58You know what?
00:17:00I'm sorry.
00:17:01I'm sorry.
00:17:02I've put you guys in danger just by being here.
00:17:05You're right.
00:17:06Keeping me secret.
00:17:07I'll just go.
00:17:09Annie, wait.
00:17:12I'm making a stroganoff.
00:17:13Well, it's a hamburger helper, but...
00:17:15Have dinner with us?
00:17:17Wash your clothes.
00:17:18Take a shower.
00:17:19No offense, but...
00:17:21You could use one.
00:17:24One.
00:17:25This is insane.
00:17:31Really?
00:17:31We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
00:17:34Baja green goddess with impossible chorizo.
00:17:36Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil, three
00:17:40pounds?
00:17:41All right, y'all.
00:17:41Let's keep it going.
00:17:43Blue Sky Day.
00:17:44No bad ideas.
00:17:45Just gotta sell Homelander as our lord and savior's all.
00:17:49All right.
00:17:49It's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
00:17:52He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
00:17:55Oh, you couldn't do it live, though.
00:17:57We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
00:17:58Right.
00:17:58This is a yes and rule.
00:17:59Oh, yes and you're an idiot.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03Uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
00:18:06Played a quick game of opposites here.
00:18:08What if it was something not fucking terrible?
00:18:12Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people
00:18:17meet their new god in person, huh?
00:18:20We're selfies with God.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne.
00:18:26That is your poster right there.
00:18:28Amen.
00:18:29Mm-hmm.
00:18:29This is amazing.
00:18:32And for the record, Homelander is 100% God.
00:18:36But won't some people say he's not?
00:18:38Uh, a Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office.
00:18:43We prayed to God for help.
00:18:45He's answering.
00:18:46Looks like Firecrotch has a point.
00:18:49Excuse me?
00:18:49The other Firecrotch.
00:18:50Madam Vice President.
00:18:52Because according to the snap poll here, only 22% of Americans would even accept Homelander
00:18:56as their one true God.
00:18:57Making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be.
00:19:01You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits.
00:19:04But VOD Plus never releases any.
00:19:06Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
00:19:13Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
00:19:15Jesus Christ.
00:19:16What?
00:19:16No wonder the Lamplighter lighted justice finale got a D-minus on AV Club.
00:19:21Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the
00:19:26Avenging Squad prequel.
00:19:27You try and make a good finale out of that.
00:19:29The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
00:19:34Like new Coke, right?
00:19:36Everybody already loves Jesus.
00:19:38They want to eat right out of his...
00:19:42Figuratively speaking, of course.
00:19:44Jesus was a great man.
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:46The things he preached, turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners, caring for the
00:19:53poor, that shit don't sell no more.
00:19:59No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
00:20:05America is God's government and we are his chosen people.
00:20:11Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
00:20:17With a real American hero as our savior.
00:20:25The democratic church of America.
00:20:35You heard the numbers.
00:20:36The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
00:20:40I know what to call him.
00:20:46If Orson Welles wore a cape, cover his fat ass.
00:20:50Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
00:20:53I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
00:20:55All right.
00:21:00Oh, my God.
00:21:04A couple of uggos.
00:21:08What changed your mind?
00:21:12Yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me.
00:21:17Firecracker said you looked up to me.
00:21:19Guess you're not a complete idiot.
00:21:23I never said that.
00:21:25You want my help or not?
00:21:29The other day, some Clara Vaught's name came up.
00:21:32I got the impression you knew her.
00:21:35I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
00:21:40What?
00:21:41You did?
00:21:44And, uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:21:50Where is she?
00:21:53Dead.
00:21:55Suicide.
00:21:56Oh, shit.
00:21:57She never off herself.
00:21:59Yeah, well, she did.
00:22:02Did you see a body?
00:22:04I don't know.
00:22:10I don't know.
00:22:23Hey.
00:22:24Found something.
00:22:28Blueprints.
00:22:29Yeah, and there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground.
00:22:32There's a lab.
00:22:33If the V1 is here, that's where it should be.
00:22:35Blueprints?
00:22:35Oh, fucking magic.
00:22:37If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
00:22:40I just said that.
00:22:41Are you ever going to fucking listen to me?
00:22:42Yeah, as soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
00:22:45Why do you have to be such an asshole?
00:22:47Well, finally twig now, have you?
00:22:48No, you remind me every day.
00:22:50Oh, real father of the year of getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
00:22:54Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him.
00:22:57Okay, you know what?
00:22:58It's not just Ryan.
00:22:59Look at what you did to M.M.
00:23:00What the fuck did he do to me?
00:23:01He dragged you down into shit with him.
00:23:03And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
00:23:06Everyone, s'il vous plaƮt.
00:23:07Pussy.
00:23:08Something is wrong here.
00:23:09This fucking nonce just called you a pussy.
00:23:11You're going to let him get away with that.
00:23:12Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
00:23:14Yeah, fucking do it, him.
00:23:15Do it.
00:23:16Fucking do it.
00:23:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:18Hey, that's enough.
00:23:20None of you ever listen to me.
00:23:21I listen to you.
00:23:22You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
00:23:24I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
00:23:27I'm not your fucking pet.
00:23:28Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal.
00:23:31Hey, stop.
00:23:32Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
00:23:35We need to focus.
00:23:37V1.
00:23:38Huh?
00:23:41Allons-y.
00:23:56Mason?
00:24:02Sorry about him.
00:24:03He's...
00:24:04It's okay.
00:24:05I used to be his age.
00:24:07I saw the sign out front.
00:24:09In this house, we believe in Homelander?
00:24:11Your boss of the department made everybody put them up.
00:24:14In answer to a suit named Livewire now.
00:24:17I don't round up starlighters, by the way.
00:24:19When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
00:24:22And the other deputies?
00:24:23They think that starlighters are coming for their kids.
00:24:26But that's a lie that Vought sells.
00:24:28I know that.
00:24:29Then why don't you say anything?
00:24:31The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night with his wife and kids.
00:24:36I'm not proud of it, Annie.
00:24:39But I have a family to protect.
00:24:44I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before time runs out, but...
00:24:51Not what you expected.
00:24:53You could say that.
00:24:56After you left, I told myself that, you know, you just, you didn't want kids.
00:25:01But maybe you just didn't want me.
00:25:11Have a seat.
00:25:47This movie was shit.
00:25:48I did consider asking you for my money back.
00:25:51I didn't always approve of the choices you made.
00:25:54But I was always proud of you.
00:25:58Maybe even more proud when you quit.
00:26:05Why did you leave?
00:26:09The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission, El Salvador.
00:26:14We were young.
00:26:17Wanted to save the world.
00:26:19We were so happy when you came along.
00:26:24And your mom was dead certain that giving you V was going to give you a better life.
00:26:30Better than a payphone repairman could give you.
00:26:34She asked me, do you know how we can really change the world?
00:26:38Ray's a superhero.
00:26:39So you, you got on board?
00:26:44Until she started telling you you were chosen by God.
00:26:49And the thing is, you believed it.
00:26:52And then she believed it.
00:26:54And I just...
00:26:57I couldn't keep lying to you.
00:26:59So I left.
00:27:01You never even reached out.
00:27:02To do what?
00:27:03Shatter your dreams?
00:27:04Keep lying to you?
00:27:05I didn't take any there.
00:27:07I needed you.
00:27:14If I could go back and change things, I would.
00:27:19I should have been there for you.
00:27:22Should have stood up for you.
00:27:25I'm sorry I left, Annie.
00:27:29It runs in the family, I guess.
00:27:33What do you mean?
00:27:34I flipped out the other day and I ditched someone I really love.
00:27:38It's like he's, um...
00:27:40It's like he's my heart.
00:27:41Walking on the outside.
00:27:44And if they got to him...
00:27:45Annie.
00:27:46The people we love aren't a weakness.
00:27:50They're the reason that we fight.
00:28:03Hey, is it alright if I talk to him?
00:28:06Of course.
00:28:07Just...
00:28:08Knock first.
00:28:11I learned that lesson the hard way.
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:26They'll have it this way.
00:28:29Whoa.
00:28:32Fucking hell.
00:28:33They've been here a minute, haven't they?
00:28:37Decades.
00:28:42Hunters.
00:28:43Look at their knives.
00:28:45These men.
00:28:47They kill each other.
00:28:49What if there is a monster here?
00:28:51But it's us.
00:28:52What the fuck you want about, Frenchie?
00:28:54Toxoplasmosis.
00:28:56It's a parasite in cat shit it can affect humans.
00:28:59Makes them react with explosive anger.
00:29:01You think we ate cat shit?
00:29:03Ate?
00:29:03No, yeah.
00:29:05If the V1 spilled into the ground water,
00:29:07it could mutate at the plants.
00:29:09Their spores fills us with rage.
00:29:11We murder each other and voila.
00:29:14We're plant food for these vines.
00:29:18Okay, so like the last of us?
00:29:21No, that is just the walking dead with mushrooms.
00:29:24The dead campers.
00:29:26The animals.
00:29:27These hunters.
00:29:28Surely you all see how strangely you've been acting.
00:29:32Us.
00:29:32I've seen you blow cocaine up your dickhole.
00:29:34Wait, you have a point.
00:29:37The copious amounts of drugs I've taken for decades
00:29:39has surely altered my brain chemistry.
00:29:41That's why I'm not affected.
00:29:43Guess being a junkie was good for something after all.
00:29:45Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:29:47Romeo and fucking Juliet.
00:29:49You two survive this war,
00:29:51I give this six months tops.
00:29:55Well fucking well.
00:30:08Let's fucking go.
00:30:13Where are you going?
00:30:15You're gonna top those cunts.
00:30:16Get us killed, you fucking idiots!
00:30:19Neither of you are thinking straight.
00:30:21Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchie.
00:30:23That ain't gonna do shit to me, Sonny.
00:30:25No, but I will.
00:30:27Homelander and Soldier Boy kill you,
00:30:29then kill us.
00:30:30Then if there's any V1 here,
00:30:32it's Homelander's.
00:30:34Does that make your family safe?
00:30:36Is that the revenge you seek?
00:30:39Does that make things right for Becca?
00:30:44Fine.
00:30:51We must hurry before we tear each other apart.
00:30:54Or the soups do.
00:30:58So what's the fuck?
00:30:59Gah!
00:31:00Gah!
00:31:00What the fuck, Frenchie?
00:31:02It's deer urine.
00:31:03Hunters use it to attract prey,
00:31:04but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander.
00:31:07You spray that shit on me,
00:31:08and I'll rip your fucking head off.
00:31:11I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss
00:31:13to save our asses.
00:31:17It's just science, bro.
00:31:19When you jizz,
00:31:20masculine vitality leaves your body.
00:31:22Gotta hold that shit in.
00:31:23Right, Noir?
00:31:25Right, Noir?
00:31:28Fuck you.
00:31:29Looks like you hit the wrong button there, Broseph.
00:31:32Bitch.
00:31:33Says what?
00:31:34What?
00:31:36What?
00:31:41I just want to talk.
00:31:46Wow.
00:31:46Your picture was never up there.
00:31:48Yeah, good.
00:31:51Good.
00:31:52I mean, uh, yeah, no, that's good.
00:31:55I don't put traitors on my wall.
00:31:57Okay, you know,
00:31:59what they say about me, none of it's true.
00:32:01Do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven,
00:32:03or that you're a terrorist who traffics children?
00:32:06So that's like a hard no.
00:32:07I'm getting into the back of my van.
00:32:10Hey, look, Mason.
00:32:14You go to school at Homelander Academy,
00:32:16and you come home,
00:32:17and you watch thousands of TikToks every day.
00:32:20How is the truth supposed to compete with that?
00:32:23Whatever.
00:32:24You're like the FBI's most wanted.
00:32:27Okay, well, like it or not,
00:32:28the FBI's most wanted is your sister,
00:32:30so you can keep being an asshole about it,
00:32:32or, you know, we can also talk about it.
00:32:34Is there a third option?
00:32:41Let me guess.
00:32:42Chocolate cream fells every Thursday morning, right?
00:32:47Dad used to take me before school.
00:32:51It's one of the things I miss the most, actually.
00:32:54I think he was just taking me as his beard.
00:32:59Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
00:33:24Hey, it's not here.
00:33:26Fuck this, and fuck you, and fuck me.
00:33:29This is a goddamn waste of time.
00:33:36Butcher, take a look.
00:33:38Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it.
00:33:41Not too long ago, neither.
00:33:42They punched 80 years of rust right off the safe.
00:33:46Now, how many soups do we know that can punch this hard?
00:33:50A dozen, maybe more.
00:33:52What is it?
00:33:55Heroin.
00:33:56Heroin.
00:33:57Of course, he would fucking know that.
00:34:02So, punch like a bleeding sledgehammer.
00:34:06A lot of taste for a fucking smack.
00:34:10Bombsite.
00:34:11No one have seen Bombsite for decades.
00:34:14He's likely dead.
00:34:15What if he's not, asshole?
00:34:17It'd be about the only other cunt that would know this shit was here.
00:34:20You mean Bombsite from Soldier Boy's first team?
00:34:23Wouldn't he have already been shot up with V1?
00:34:24What's he need more for?
00:34:32Hey, Ed.
00:34:33Everything all right?
00:34:34Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you on your day off.
00:34:36This is gonna sound crazy.
00:34:38Is Starlight in there?
00:34:40I'm sorry, what?
00:34:41I got a call from Mason.
00:34:44But it's a joke, right?
00:34:46Tell me it's a joke.
00:34:54She's my daughter.
00:34:55Your daughter?
00:34:57Jesus Christ, can I ever fucking lie?
00:34:59I've known you 20 years and you never...
00:35:01I should have told you.
00:35:02She's a serial killer.
00:35:03She's not.
00:35:05I promise you.
00:35:06I'm begging you.
00:35:08Get back in your cruiser and let this go.
00:35:11Are you crazy?
00:35:12I am not dying in a prison camp over this.
00:35:15I gotta take her in.
00:35:17You need to step aside right now.
00:35:19Please, Ed, just take a breath.
00:35:23Hands up right now.
00:35:24I don't think so.
00:35:26Walk away.
00:35:29Ed, put it down.
00:35:30I said now.
00:35:31Walk away.
00:35:32No, you're under arrest.
00:35:33Ed, relax.
00:35:34Everybody, please just...
00:35:36I'm warning you.
00:35:36I said walk away.
00:35:37With the both of you, fucking stop!
00:35:45I'm sorry, Ed.
00:35:46Just...
00:35:47Ed, we sit next to each other in church every Sunday.
00:35:50After Pam died, you ate dinner here for how many months?
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:54And you lied to my face the whole time.
00:35:55I know you're scared.
00:35:56I'm scared, too.
00:35:57But what Vought's been making us do, pulling people out of their homes, our neighbors, and
00:36:02sending them to...
00:36:04God knows where.
00:36:05You know it's wrong.
00:36:10Annie's my daughter, and I love her.
00:36:12I should have stood up for her a long time ago.
00:36:15She's not what they say she is.
00:36:17She's a good person, Ed.
00:36:18And if good people stop trying to do the right thing, then what the hell chance do we have?
00:36:28She better be gone in an hour.
00:36:30Or I swear to God, I'm coming back with Livewire.
00:36:33I'm hauling you both in.
00:36:36Thanks.
00:36:48It smells like deer piss.
00:36:51The last time I was here, I was fresh off the front lines.
00:36:54Still picking Nazi brains out of my hair.
00:36:57And only the best of the best got selected for Dr. Vought's trials.
00:37:00Not soft little hog chompers.
00:37:03Of course.
00:37:04I forgot how tough you were.
00:37:06Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck.
00:37:09I mean, your cock's as useless as your cape.
00:37:11What's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet?
00:37:14Oh.
00:37:14Oh, my dick was sopping wet when I pulled it out of Stormfront
00:37:17and wiped that on her fucking chin.
00:37:27Oh, look.
00:37:28More uggos.
00:37:31Friends of yours.
00:37:38Oh, shit.
00:37:40They're right above us.
00:37:41Oh, you're best getting the fuck out of you.
00:37:43Come on.
00:37:43Hey!
00:37:44What about the V1?
00:37:45If bombsite has a V1, then it saves us from happening.
00:37:47Time to torture it.
00:37:48What are you talking about?
00:37:51Who's us?
00:37:55What?
00:37:56You think the world needs more immortal cunts, do you?
00:37:59We need it to save Annie and Kimiko.
00:38:02You've been planning this this whole time, haven't you?
00:38:04Shh.
00:38:04Homelander will hear us.
00:38:06And you, you've just been going along with it again.
00:38:09We can't take the risk, Huey.
00:38:11And if she has to be collateral damage so that Homelander dies and my daughter lives, we ain't got no
00:38:15fucking choice.
00:38:16It's easy for you to say.
00:38:17It won't fucking kill you.
00:38:18Well, at least he knows when to keep his gob shut and do as he's fucking told.
00:38:22Excuse me?
00:38:22No, no, no.
00:38:23We don't have time for this.
00:38:24We need to find a way out.
00:38:25I know a little secret, Butcher.
00:38:26I cheered when I found out that you were dying.
00:38:29Because at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass.
00:38:31You know, I used to say to these guys, don't give up on Butcher.
00:38:34There's good in him.
00:38:35Fighting to get out.
00:38:36I was wrong.
00:38:37If there was anything human in there, it's dead.
00:38:40Underneath that chest full of Octococs, you were just a fucking monster.
00:38:44Maybe I like it better.
00:38:46That parasite's not just in you, it is you.
00:38:48You're the cancer.
00:38:49Lower your voices.
00:38:51You're just as bad as Homelander, maybe worse.
00:38:53And I'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you.
00:38:55And what you gonna do about it?
00:38:56I'll fucking kill you.
00:39:03Please, calm down.
00:39:20Come on, M.M.
00:39:22I mean, if Butcher will let you.
00:39:30Everybody, please, stop!
00:39:50Hey, where'd you think you're going?
00:39:55Don't care.
00:39:56Hey.
00:39:58Don't.
00:40:03Tough guy, my ass.
00:40:05What?
00:40:06You.
00:40:07Your whole bit.
00:40:08This whole guts and glory thing.
00:40:11What a fucking joke.
00:40:13I read your classified file.
00:40:15Your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio.
00:40:18And that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Vod's Triumphs.
00:40:23Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory.
00:40:28Making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
00:40:33You don't know shit about me.
00:40:37Really?
00:40:39I know that when they tried to inject you with the V, you were so fucking petrified that they
00:40:44had to strap you to the table.
00:40:46And you pissed yourself, crying for your mommy.
00:40:50Like the whiny, spoiled, little rich boy that you are.
00:40:55They gave you the world, and you, you deserve nothing.
00:41:01Oh, Christ, what's this shithole now?
00:41:06What are you doing?
00:41:13Oh, well done.
00:41:14I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
00:41:16Maybe.
00:41:17Maybe not.
00:41:20It's enriched uranium.
00:41:22They'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb.
00:41:26Now, for normal Joe, they'd be dead in minutes.
00:41:28But for you, it's a stomach flu.
00:41:30Good luck, though.
00:41:31Getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:41:45Where are you going?
00:41:47I'm gonna go destroy any V1 that I find, you triple-crowned cock jockey.
00:41:51Why?
00:41:52You don't get it, do you?
00:41:54How much I can't fucking stand you.
00:42:06I don't get it.
00:42:12I don't get it.
00:42:26Oh!
00:42:34Mon dieu!
00:42:39Yui!
00:42:44Come on, son. Come and have a go.
00:43:07Oh, if only the world could see you now.
00:43:12Not so fucking super, are you?
00:43:15You were. You got it better.
00:43:24Did your dad put you in time out?
00:43:27That's got a sting.
00:43:28Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
00:43:33What's the matter? Cunt got your tongue?
00:43:38Will wonders ever cease.
00:43:42Tell me something.
00:43:46If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
00:43:52Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
00:43:54Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats gargling your bollocks and singing Hosanna, you
00:44:03still wouldn't be happy.
00:44:04Cause deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
00:44:12How you beat your shit out here on some.
00:44:17Don't get wicked on that.
00:44:27Ryan is alive.
00:44:31Because he's strong.
00:44:33Cause he's my son.
00:44:35The son of God.
00:44:36You ain't no god.
00:44:38You ain't no god.
00:44:39How's about I go fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out.
00:44:48You don't have it, do you?
00:44:53The virus.
00:45:01Don't I?
00:45:02No.
00:45:05You don't.
00:45:06You would have used it by now.
00:45:09I can't count.
00:45:13You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:45:17Oh, William.
00:45:18You have no idea what you're up against.
00:45:22You can't intervene.
00:45:24I will get the V1.
00:45:27And when I do, I'm gonna flay you alive.
00:45:31You, Starlight, all the non-believers.
00:45:36You're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood.
00:45:41I promise you, before I die,
00:45:48I'll fucking have you.
00:45:50You're all fucking paste.
00:45:53I can take what's mine.
00:45:55And that makes this whole fucking shit-ball my birthright.
00:46:02My destiny!
00:46:34You fucker!
00:46:37Fucker!
00:46:38Fucker!
00:46:39Shit!
00:46:40Shit!
00:46:42Shit!
00:46:43Shit!
00:46:45Shit!
00:46:52Shit!
00:46:55Shit!
00:47:06Oh, my God.
00:47:25Ah!
00:47:28Ah!
00:47:30Ah!
00:47:33God damn it!
00:47:36Oh God!
00:47:44Fuck!
00:47:46Fuck!
00:47:51Fuck!
00:47:56Oh fuck.
00:48:00Hey!
00:48:18My God.
00:48:26Quinn.
00:48:28You know this man?
00:48:33You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
00:48:37Figures this would be you.
00:48:39You ugly piece of shit.
00:48:41Oh, you hated me.
00:48:43Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
00:48:47Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
00:48:52You still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:48:53This creature is nothing but hate.
00:48:56It makes us hate.
00:48:58He's the curse of all of this.
00:49:01Listen to me.
00:49:03You are the only one who can end it.
00:49:05Put a stop to his misery.
00:49:07Put him out of his misery.
00:49:08No, no.
00:49:09God, no.
00:49:10No, I like him like this.
00:49:13Ah!
00:49:14Fuck you, bitch!
00:49:16Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:49:19Fuck you.
00:49:20Fuck you!
00:49:21Because I still got it.
00:49:23I got all of it.
00:49:24I fucking won!
00:49:30If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
00:49:41I know why Queen hates you.
00:49:43Oh, is that right?
00:49:44Because he sees you for what you really are.
00:49:47He was a real soldier.
00:49:49You were just a boy playing dress up.
00:49:51But you got to be the hero?
00:49:53Well, he got to be this.
00:49:55Now, where's the justice in that?
00:49:57I mean, should be you up there.
00:49:59Should've.
00:49:59Should be your pain.
00:50:03You are nothing but a coward.
00:50:05You are nothing but a coward.
00:50:06I said shut your fucking barrel!
00:50:07No!
00:50:13No!
00:50:18No!
00:50:22No!
00:50:22No!
00:50:27No!
00:50:27No!
00:50:27No!
00:50:30No!
00:50:33No!
00:50:34No!
00:50:37No!
00:50:41No!
00:51:03Oh, fuck.
00:51:13I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:47A little bit of Monica in my life
00:51:51A little bit of Erica by my side
00:51:53A little bit of Rita's all I need
00:51:56A little bit of Tina's what I see
00:51:59A little bit of Sandra in the sun
00:52:02A little bit of Mary all night long
00:52:07Well, that was the best, sure enough, I have ever had
00:52:11It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you
00:52:14You have something you want to say?
00:52:20Sorry
00:52:23You want to try that again?
00:52:26I'm sorry
00:52:26Good, but you're grounded so you're 20
00:52:30More like 30
00:52:32I hope we see each other again
00:52:35Me too
00:52:44Annie
00:52:45Don't make the same mistake I did
00:52:48Don't give up on the people you love
00:52:50All right?
00:53:10Don't give up on the people you love
00:53:44Don't give up on the people you love
00:53:49Great
00:54:04The V-Wood wasn't here.
00:54:14Are you...
00:54:17Are you crying?
00:54:22Just fucking do it already.
00:55:00We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
00:55:04You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
00:55:10Never let me do it again.
00:55:12Never.
00:55:17I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore.
00:55:20I don't remember you calling me that.
00:55:23I didn't?
00:55:24I thought I did.
00:55:27You're not wrong.
00:55:28I was.
00:55:31Once.
00:55:32But I'm clean now.
00:55:34And I can be whatever you need.
00:55:43I don't want to change you.
00:55:47It's that...
00:55:50I'm trying to change myself.
00:55:54The reason I can speak now, it's...
00:55:56It's because I did so much work to let go of my...
00:56:00Chaos.
00:56:03The thing is...
00:56:04You love chaos.
00:56:06You thrive in it.
00:56:08Which is fine, but...
00:56:11I can't go back to that.
00:56:17So where does that leave us?
00:56:48I'm sorry.
00:56:49I shouldn't have left you.
00:56:51I should have been here.
00:56:51Actually, I'm...
00:56:53So, so glad you weren't super good dead in this.
00:56:59You're right.
00:57:11Listen, mate.
00:57:12That shot I said...
00:57:13Hey.
00:57:15Don't tell me you didn't mean it, aye?
00:57:16Because I sure as hell man every fucking word I said.
00:57:19So we got a problem?
00:57:27We cool, man.
00:57:29We cool.
00:57:37What are you doing?
00:57:39Just thinking.
00:57:41Well, the shit show is on.
00:57:44From sea to shining sea
00:57:52Be America
00:57:57Yes!
00:57:59Yes!
00:58:04Brothers and sisters!
00:58:08Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
00:58:14Because today
00:58:16was the greatest day in the history of Samaritans' embrace.
00:58:20Can I get an amen?
00:58:21Amen!
00:58:23I mean, I love all this love.
00:58:25But don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:58:28I did.
00:58:30Now I believe in Homelander.
00:58:31She's lying.
00:58:32No shit.
00:58:33Excuse me?
00:58:36But today, brothers and sisters,
00:58:39today, we set America back on its true course!
00:58:44Starting today, brothers and sisters,
00:58:47we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:58:52We will be patriots of faith.
00:58:56We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
00:59:00Today, starting today,
00:59:03Samaritans' embrace becomes
00:59:05the Democratic Church of America!
00:59:12And here, to share his holy plan for our new church,
00:59:17he is not just a man.
00:59:20He's not just a superman.
00:59:28He is the prophet of the Lord!
00:59:35He is the prophet of America!
00:59:40He is the blackest homelander!
00:59:43He is the king!
00:59:54He is the king!
00:59:58He is the king!
01:00:00He is the king!
01:00:02He is the king!
01:00:03capties!
01:00:03God leben!
01:00:04He is the king!
01:00:06What if he is the king?
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