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00:00:15I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:21I got you something.
00:00:22Terror.
00:00:23Does he still hump everything?
00:00:24He does his best.
00:00:25My grandma was diagnosed with leukemia.
00:00:27I discovered a cure.
00:00:28They laughed at me.
00:00:30Fuck them all.
00:00:32Heaven's the best!
00:00:33What's that smell?
00:00:34This soldier boy.
00:00:35I can smell him all over here.
00:00:36We're smart.
00:00:37He just disappears every afternoon.
00:00:38Won't say where he's going.
00:00:39Won't say shit.
00:00:40I trusted you.
00:00:41Are you still butthead about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:00:43I thought we were friends.
00:00:44I need a win from Homelander.
00:00:46Edgar was it.
00:00:46We get the V1 first.
00:00:48We save Annie.
00:00:48We save Kimiko.
00:00:49Homelander gets it.
00:00:50He's immortal.
00:00:50Hunch luck of bleeding sledgehammer.
00:00:52A lot of dice for fucking smike.
00:00:54Bombside.
00:00:55It's enriched uranium.
00:00:56Good luck getting out of a soup-proof cell
00:00:58while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:01:00The V1 wasn't here.
00:01:02Just fucking do it already.
00:01:04I was visited by an angel.
00:01:06Today, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:01:10I am the Messiah.
00:01:12The Democratic Church of America.
00:01:18They're up before dawn.
00:01:21They got a thousand heads of cattle to herd.
00:01:24It's hard work and strong coffee.
00:01:27Old leather saddles and the worn stock of a trusty Remington.
00:01:32And when the sun finally rises over the range,
00:01:36the cowboys know America is God's country
00:01:39and Americans, God's chosen people.
00:01:43So shouldn't we have our own church for Americans
00:01:46with American grit and American values
00:01:49founded by the greatest American of us all?
00:01:52A true American prophet?
00:01:55Come home to the Democratic Church of America.
00:01:58Come home to Homelander.
00:02:00Already, the campaign's aided awareness
00:02:03outpaces the norm by plus 22 points
00:02:07led by white men and women
00:02:08ages 36 to 54 and 55 to 72.
00:02:13We are also seeing massive growth on the ground level.
00:02:17Yeah?
00:02:17I'm seeing massive growth myself.
00:02:23Church attendance is up.
00:02:25And our online donation CTR is at 44%.
00:02:29That's a new record.
00:02:30Amen.
00:02:31Amen.
00:02:32Next up is a 500 million ad blitz
00:02:37with OOH, e-blasts, print, and digital.
00:02:40Ain't nobody won't know about
00:02:42the Democratic Church of America
00:02:45and its chosen prophet.
00:02:54Of course.
00:02:55Sir, great point.
00:02:57We're just trying to ease people into it.
00:02:59No, no, no.
00:03:00We need to prepare America
00:03:03for my ascension.
00:03:04We must be honest.
00:03:06We must be direct.
00:03:07I like Savior.
00:03:09Lord, or...
00:03:10Lord, yes, I couldn't agree more, sir.
00:03:14Hmm.
00:03:15Religion is not about being meek.
00:03:17We should dominate the seven mountains of society,
00:03:21bring the kingdom of heaven to earth.
00:03:23Amen.
00:03:23Amen.
00:03:24Amen.
00:03:24I love all that.
00:03:26So fucking dope.
00:03:27Easter is just around the corner.
00:03:29How perfect would it be for your second coming
00:03:31to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection?
00:03:34Hmm.
00:03:36Second coming?
00:03:37Let's be clear.
00:03:38I am not the son of God.
00:03:42Well, of course,
00:03:44many people believe that Jesus
00:03:46is both God incarnate and the son.
00:03:48Well, that's just confusing.
00:03:50I don't want my church getting involved in all that.
00:03:53Exactly.
00:03:54Besides, if we pull up our timeline,
00:03:56you won't have this.
00:04:11We're going to drag our feet because of a book.
00:04:13Not a book.
00:04:15The book.
00:04:17The Homelander Bible.
00:04:24Heavy.
00:04:27It's got the Old Testament,
00:04:29the New Testament,
00:04:30and the brand new American Testament,
00:04:34written by AI,
00:04:35trained on the works of Pat Robertson.
00:04:37See, we need to pass the torch, sir.
00:04:40From Jesus to you, sir.
00:04:43We don't get more than one chance
00:04:46at a first impression.
00:04:47Are we really going to rush something this important?
00:04:52We ain't Arby's, after all.
00:04:55No.
00:04:57We're the Cheesecake Factory.
00:05:01Hmm.
00:05:03Okay.
00:05:05We'll do it your way.
00:05:11You do realize
00:05:12this kind of sudden religious upheaval
00:05:16is likely to generate widespread civil unrest?
00:05:18Local law should be able to handle the suburbs,
00:05:20but we could use extra hands in major metros.
00:05:23Oh, just recall all soups stationed overseas.
00:05:26American heroes should be protecting America,
00:05:28not who gives a fuck a stand.
00:05:29Great idea.
00:05:30Mm-hmm.
00:05:39Something wrong.
00:05:41Everything's beachy.
00:05:50Well, I can see why they call this
00:05:52the city that never sleeps.
00:05:54How could you with all that racket?
00:05:56You're getting used to it.
00:05:57You seem to if.
00:05:59City life seems to suit you.
00:06:01I guess.
00:06:04I was surprised you called, Reverend.
00:06:07Well, I was surprised you answered.
00:06:08It's been a while,
00:06:09and I said things I regret.
00:06:11You both did.
00:06:16You remember when you used to stop by the church after school?
00:06:19Use your powers to light our candles.
00:06:22I remember staying for supper.
00:06:25Oh, man.
00:06:26Those fish fry Fridays.
00:06:28I never liked eating alone.
00:06:30I never liked eating alone.
00:06:30Well, were you making sure I got at least one hot square a day?
00:06:37Reverend, is something the matter?
00:06:39I'm embarrassed to bug you with all of this, but, um, the last couple of weeks have been rough.
00:06:44We've been bleeding congregants to the Democratic Church of America, and what folks are sticking around?
00:06:50Um, they're scared.
00:06:52Why?
00:06:53Because last Sunday, somebody, um, melted our stained glass window of Mary.
00:06:58Melted it?
00:06:59Mm-hmm.
00:07:00It was their local soup.
00:07:02Prey and mantis.
00:07:04He sprayed acid out of his butt.
00:07:07I mean, his glands, his whatever.
00:07:09Yeah, I know him.
00:07:10It was a message.
00:07:11I called the sheriff.
00:07:13I called the mayor.
00:07:14I called half of Florida.
00:07:16You're all I got left.
00:07:19Reverend, I don't know what I could do.
00:07:21Well, you gotta be able to do something.
00:07:24Your Homelander's right hand.
00:07:26Well, Highlander's not too keen on being challenged.
00:07:32Why not just pay the franchise fee and join?
00:07:35Honey, we can barely afford to pay our water bill.
00:07:39Besides, the Democratic Church of America, God does not favor one nation over another.
00:07:46Doesn't he, though?
00:07:47No.
00:07:48Well, name one way God's ever blessed Canada.
00:07:54Just because Homelander tells you that the sky is red does not make it so.
00:08:02You still have that, uh, that Jesus action figure.
00:08:06Surprised you remember that.
00:08:08How could I forget it?
00:08:09You carried it with you everywhere you went.
00:08:10You almost wore the face off the thing.
00:08:12You still carry him?
00:08:19It's complicated.
00:08:21No, it's...
00:08:22I don't think it is.
00:08:24Homelander's, uh...
00:08:26He's a great American.
00:08:27He can stop bullets.
00:08:28He can fly and do amazing things.
00:08:31Those aren't miracles.
00:08:33And he is not God.
00:08:37If you're the same Misty Tucker Gray that I taught the Bible to over, Fish, I think you know it,
00:08:42too.
00:08:59We ain't doing that again.
00:09:01That's what you said the last six times.
00:09:03Well, I really mean it this time.
00:09:08You seem a little out of it.
00:09:10Did you not?
00:09:12As usual, you nut.
00:09:17Were you baptized?
00:09:23Yeah, in front of half of Chestnut Hill.
00:09:25Governor Sproul did the honors.
00:09:27My family kept up appearances, of course.
00:09:30Then we never set foot in church again.
00:09:33I had lunch today with the Reverend who baptized me.
00:09:35He's been getting the heat to switch over to our church.
00:09:40You think Homelander might be open to going easy on him?
00:09:42Just give him a little more time.
00:09:46I wouldn't ask if it was just anybody, but that man practically raised me.
00:09:52So you didn't nut.
00:09:56You know, this whole Homelander is God shit.
00:10:00It's fucking ridiculous.
00:10:02Really, you think so?
00:10:04If he's a second coming, then what does that make me?
00:10:07Joseph?
00:10:08Fuck that.
00:10:10I guess I've been struggling with where to place Homelander in my heart in relation to Jesus and the Lord.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:19Of course I worship Homelander.
00:10:21I mean, he's always been a god to me.
00:10:24Look, I'll tell you this.
00:10:25If there is a god, sure as hell didn't come out of my balls.
00:10:32I gotta go.
00:10:33Where are you off to?
00:10:34L.A.
00:10:37I fucking hate L.A.
00:10:42Homelander?
00:10:46Homelander?
00:10:50Hello?
00:10:54Does Homelander know you're here?
00:10:57Yeah, of course.
00:10:58Some of our church's followers generously donated their milk for our Savior's sustenance.
00:11:03I mean, he gotta get his liquid gold from somewhere, am I right?
00:11:08You need something.
00:11:09Where's Homelander?
00:11:11Oh, well, he didn't tell you.
00:11:13Yeah, he had to fly off to L.A.
00:11:15Strange he didn't mention anything.
00:11:17Well, I've been real busy working for his glory, so not much time for chit-chat.
00:11:21Of course.
00:11:22Look at us.
00:11:23Regular Peter and John, just bearing witness and spreading the gospel.
00:11:26A real blessing.
00:11:27Amen.
00:11:28Amen.
00:11:28A real blessing.
00:11:31Oh, uh, by the way, after our meeting, I checked in on the timeline of that Homelander Bible,
00:11:38and, uh, the printers were happy to rush it to make Easter.
00:11:43Well, ain't you full of get-up-and-go?
00:11:45The thing is, they said it wasn't a problem.
00:11:48So I wondered why you were so bent on holding it up.
00:11:54I wasn't.
00:11:56See, I just wanted to make sure everything was just right.
00:12:00Listen, if you are ever feeling any doubts, come to me.
00:12:06I could be a warm shoulder and a friendly ear.
00:12:10Oh, bless your heart.
00:12:13I'll do that.
00:12:18What'd you want to talk to Homelander about?
00:12:20Maybe I could help.
00:12:22That is so kind to you.
00:12:26But what important?
00:12:38What's up?
00:12:40Um, got a tip from our southeast stringer.
00:12:44Praying Mantis raided half a dozen churches in Daytona.
00:12:48Was one of them Holy Baptist?
00:12:52The man upstairs wants us, you, to run with it top of show.
00:12:56He thinks with it being your home church and all, it'll make a strong statement.
00:13:00So I'll have Chris load the new graphics.
00:13:04I gotta finish getting ready.
00:13:15Welcome to Truth Bomb.
00:13:18Our top story tonight's a personal one.
00:13:21It's the story of my hometown church.
00:13:24Holy Baptist of Daytona.
00:13:26He was the church I grew up in.
00:13:27Sang my hymns from the pews there every Sunday.
00:13:31But that church.
00:13:37That church.
00:13:42That church has become a hotbed of starlighter infestation.
00:13:54And my old pastor, Reverend Greg Dupree, has been infected by starlight seditious propaganda.
00:14:04And, uh, now, I never told a soul of this, but when I was a little girl, the reverend regularly
00:14:16had me over for supper, alone.
00:14:21You know, nothing ever happened to me, but I heard stories about his fish fry Fridays.
00:14:32And if that ain't code for child grooming, I don't know what is.
00:14:39How much longer are we going to let these institutional pedo churches diddle our babies?
00:14:51Americans deserve better.
00:14:56They deserve Homelander.
00:15:00They deserve the Democratic Church of America.
00:15:22Something wrong?
00:15:24Everything's beachy.
00:15:29Would you like some knee pads?
00:15:31I'm sorry?
00:15:32You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog.
00:15:36So I'm asking if you would like some knee pads.
00:15:39Take it easy on the little guy.
00:15:41You brought me Stan Edgar.
00:15:45Thank you, sir.
00:16:09Gary Gibb.
00:16:10B.G.
00:16:11There's no B.G.'s without me.
00:16:12B.G. means the brother's Gibb.
00:16:15What, you think that falsetto makes you boss?
00:16:17I think Saturday Night Fever going platinum 16 times makes me boss.
00:16:20We made that album together and nothing without me and Maurice.
00:16:24Don't you dare refuse to do this.
00:16:28I don't know.
00:16:29It feels inauthentic for Barry to move like this.
00:16:31Oh, yeah?
00:16:35In what way?
00:16:37Egomaniacs like Barry are really just insecure.
00:16:40I think he's threatened by Robin's talent.
00:16:42So maybe he expresses that by doing a barrel roll instead.
00:16:50Never mind.
00:16:51Sorry.
00:16:51I broke character.
00:16:52I didn't mean to.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:54You need to apologize, all right?
00:16:57For being a fucking genius.
00:17:00Are you fucking kidding me?
00:17:02A barrel roll?
00:17:03Holy shit.
00:17:06It's brilliant.
00:17:08Justin, I don't know who you are or where you came from or anything about you, but my
00:17:13God, if you are not a fucking talent.
00:17:16Well, thank you.
00:17:17No.
00:17:21Let's take ten, everybody.
00:17:26All right.
00:17:29Lay down on me, Justin.
00:17:30What do you mean?
00:17:31You're acting up there.
00:17:33Stop acting.
00:17:35Stop acting.
00:17:37Don't act.
00:17:39Don't.
00:17:40Because I don't need an actor.
00:17:43I need Barry Gibb.
00:17:45You're right, boss.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:47My process has been all over the map.
00:17:49They're just, this scene is a little close to home.
00:17:53All right, let me guess.
00:17:54The egomaniac we're talking about, that's someone in your life?
00:17:57Someone I work with in my day job.
00:18:00All right, what are you doing?
00:18:01So quit.
00:18:02There's no way this gig is more important than the fucking theater.
00:18:04I thought this guy was my brother.
00:18:06But he straight up hijacked something I did and took all the credit for it.
00:18:10All right.
00:18:13I've been trying to keep this on the DL, but in addition to my theater work, I also happen
00:18:19to be a massive feature director for Saturn Wars to prove it.
00:18:23So I was working on this little film.
00:18:24I don't know, you may have heard of it called Dawn of the Seven.
00:18:27Billion Dollar Gross, but who's counting?
00:18:30There was this fucking guy, The Deep.
00:18:34He just kept upstaging everyone with his trite, shitty improvs.
00:18:39I heard he's a real baby.
00:18:40He's a Jared Leto-level baby bitch.
00:18:43But you've got to put people like that in their place, right?
00:18:47So whoever's upstaging you, you fucking upstage them right back.
00:18:51Okay?
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:53All right.
00:18:53You got this, Pupula.
00:18:59So great you're here, bro.
00:19:01Yes.
00:19:02Well, we need to meet young men where they are if we plan to usher them into the fold of
00:19:08our Lord.
00:19:08Totes my goats.
00:19:10So listen, you know, I've got some ideas about how to take this whole church thing to the
00:19:14next level.
00:19:15Oh, yeah?
00:19:16So you know how communion wafers taste?
00:19:20What if they were Nilla wafers?
00:19:22Instead.
00:19:23Huh?
00:19:25Oh, yeah.
00:19:26And if you could throw in a commandment about how it's not cool to try and bone another
00:19:29bro's girl.
00:19:32We have that.
00:19:33That already exists.
00:19:35Great minds then, eh?
00:19:37Point is, me and Holmander, we go way back.
00:19:39I know what he likes, doesn't like, so you ever want to bounce some ideas back?
00:19:43Don't listen to him, bro.
00:19:45Oh, shit.
00:19:47He talks.
00:19:48No, he does not.
00:19:48He's not trying to help you.
00:19:50He's like those fish who suck on whales.
00:19:52Talking about a sucker fish?
00:19:53He latches onto every new soup.
00:19:55Starlight, me, sage.
00:19:57He pretends he's a guy, but he's not the guy.
00:20:00He's a joke.
00:20:01That smell in his breath?
00:20:02It's because he's been clam diving.
00:20:04On clams.
00:20:05What?
00:20:05I have not done that.
00:20:07I have definitely never done that.
00:20:09Look, if you really want to impress Homelander, bring me on stage for Easter.
00:20:13Homelander can heal me, I'll get my voice back, and then I'll fly.
00:20:17You know I can fly, right?
00:20:18That's so fucking stupid, bro.
00:20:20Well, now, I'm going to have to run this by Homelander, but, uh, in honest-to-God faith
00:20:24healing, that's like a nine-point bump with Pentecostals right there.
00:20:30Goddamn.
00:20:37Come on.
00:20:47There's my guy.
00:20:49Little pep in the step, huh?
00:20:52Sir, I did what you said, and I upstaged that fuckhead at work.
00:20:57I'm proud of you.
00:20:58You know, that's exactly how I handled that motherfucker Paul Rudd.
00:21:01He's not who you think he is.
00:21:03I appreciate the help, boss.
00:21:04You...
00:21:06Oh, my God, kid.
00:21:07You know what?
00:21:07Keep this between us, but...
00:21:08You know Vaught Studios hung me out to dry
00:21:11after they shelved training A-train?
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:13Oh, yeah.
00:21:14And at first I drowned my sorrows in crack.
00:21:17Nitrous, huff and glue, huff and paint,
00:21:19paint thinners, cough medicine, guns, high-risk sex, codeine.
00:21:23Did you ever fuck on codeine?
00:21:27But that's not the answer.
00:21:31This play...
00:21:33It saved me.
00:21:35You saved me.
00:21:37Wow.
00:21:39No.
00:21:40Kid, thank you.
00:21:42Because I got some big news.
00:21:44We're going to Broadway.
00:21:46Yes, no more mindless studio bullshit.
00:21:49I can finally be the artist I lose dreamed of, and you...
00:21:51Kid, you have no idea, but you're going to be a fucking star.
00:21:55So you ditch that office, kid, because you and I,
00:21:57we're going to save the world.
00:22:01With our talent.
00:22:02Oh, my God, you have no idea how much this means to me.
00:22:07I love you, kid.
00:22:10You start your vocal warm-ups.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:14I'm going to drop a juice.
00:22:15Okay.
00:22:21Fucking Tony Gilroy.
00:22:35Adam?
00:22:37Oh, my...
00:22:39Holy...
00:22:48Come here.
00:22:54Closer
00:22:59My eyes hurt so fucking much
00:23:27Hey bro
00:23:27Don't you fucking hate bro me
00:23:29What the fuck is wrong with you
00:23:32Nothing, why
00:23:33What's wrong with you
00:23:34I call you a clam diver
00:23:35And you send an eel to ass murder Adam Bork
00:23:38Did something terrible happen at your play rehearsal today
00:23:40Which is definitely not your job
00:23:42The lead producer's stepping away
00:23:44They're shuttering the production
00:23:45Get it coming
00:23:48Fucker didn't use my improvs in Donna the Seven
00:23:50He believed in me you fuckwit
00:23:51And for what
00:23:52Because I fucking upstaged you with Oh Father
00:23:56Here's what's going to happen now
00:23:58You are going to fucking do whatever I say
00:24:00Whenever I say it
00:24:01I'm going to tell Homelander you are in some pussy play
00:24:05Which is a definite conflict of interest
00:24:07Since Homelander outlawed the National Endowment for the Arts
00:24:13You have nothing to say
00:24:15Nice
00:24:17You were getting the hang of that Meisner technique, huh?
00:24:27Hey buddy
00:24:28Hey buddy
00:24:29Good boy
00:24:31Good boy
00:24:32Hey
00:24:36You want to fuck me?
00:24:38You want to fuck me like a good boy?
00:24:41Why an American should die to the people should we have our own church for Americans and for the Americans
00:24:49who are living with American values and founded polygreens in America.
00:24:58Hold on.
00:24:59What are you doing?
00:25:00Frenchy won't cook my steak past me. I'm rare. And I like mine burnt. With ketchup.
00:25:05Okay, and why don't you tell him that?
00:25:07I have.
00:25:09Maybe we just don't like the same steak. You know?
00:25:17Jesus Christ. Has Butcher ever washed this thing?
00:25:21That thing is like glazed in dog semen. Like a cum donut. Cum nut? Did I just invent a new
00:25:27word?
00:25:27You know what? I'm gonna do us all a favor and wash this.
00:25:30Tara, your boyfriend is about to become a virgin all over again.
00:25:34Whew. Good boy.
00:25:55What the fuck is that? You're finally building yourself a fuckbot?
00:25:58Something me and Frenchy are working on. Proper preparation and planning, my son.
00:26:03None of my fucking business got it.
00:26:05Yeah. That's the one. And he lives on bombsite.
00:26:08Not a damn thing.
00:26:09Well, he's an unbreakable cunt that flies through the air. How hard can it be?
00:26:12Well, if it's so easy, why don't you look for him? I've hit every single dead end and then some.
00:26:18How about legend? That old bastard knows everyone.
00:26:20He's in the wind. And if I had as much shit on body as he did, I'd fuck off too.
00:26:26Oh, shit. Wait, wait, wait.
00:26:28Hey, Tara, no. Hey, hey. Get down.
00:26:30Good boy. Good boy.
00:26:32No. You can't have no chocolate, mate.
00:26:35Yeah, get your own chocolate.
00:26:43What?
00:26:44Three Mississippi rule.
00:26:45Bloody hell. I never thought I'd see the day. It's got a fucking pubic ear on it.
00:26:50And no. Tasty, too. Hmm?
00:26:55You know what's funny?
00:26:57Here we are, parked in the middle of hell, and I've never slept or shit so good my entire life.
00:27:05What's different?
00:27:06Well, like you, I just finally realized that I'm already dead.
00:27:12And once I just gave up that stress of needing to stay alive, it's like...
00:27:18Shit got easier.
00:27:20You know, I spent my whole life going after Soulja Boy for what he did to my family.
00:27:26Yet, he's immortal?
00:27:29He's immune.
00:27:32What kind of fucking cosmic joke is that?
00:27:35So you tell me, Butcher, why should I keep going?
00:27:40Well, you keep going from Monique to Janine.
00:27:44They're better off without me.
00:27:46How can a man so smart be so fucking daft?
00:27:49They are. And I'm better off without them.
00:27:53Because if I thought that there was a snowball's chance in hell, that I might see him again.
00:28:00Then I might be too scared to do what you and me both need me to do.
00:28:29You wonder what am I doing?
00:28:31Well, first, I made Kimiko the perf.
00:28:36Perfect. French ribeye.
00:28:38You know, she loves my steak.
00:28:40And for dessert, my souffle en chocolat.
00:28:45It's a thing of legend.
00:28:54You know, she wants one of you, too.
00:28:57I don't know.
00:28:59What is it that you do?
00:29:02Eat, sleep, or fetch?
00:29:04Ha-ha. I stir the ball. You bring it back.
00:29:09I stir the ball. You bring it back.
00:29:12It's a nightmare of futility.
00:29:14What would I do with one of you?
00:29:17I've killed every plant I've owned.
00:29:20I'll surely kill you, too.
00:29:22I know.
00:29:26She deserves peace.
00:29:31A normal life.
00:29:34But I...
00:29:39I don't know how to give her this.
00:29:45If I even can.
00:29:51Oh, la-la-la-la.
00:29:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:59Oh, fut de brunt!
00:30:06I need fresh air.
00:30:08You wanna come? Outside?
00:30:10No?
00:30:11Okay.
00:30:18If you and M.M. still think...
00:30:20Oh, for fuck's sake, Huey.
00:30:20Knock it off with this V1 shite.
00:30:22You're doing me fucking head in.
00:30:25Oi.
00:30:26Terror. Cut head out.
00:30:28Come on.
00:30:29Now, listen. If we do find that stuff,
00:30:31we're not making any fucking vaccines out of it, alright?
00:30:33We're not the department of fucking health.
00:30:35We burn that shit before Homelander gets his paws in it,
00:30:38and that's that.
00:30:38Well, if you wanna kill yourself, knock yourself out,
00:30:40but why do you have to decide for the rest of us?
00:30:42Oh, cause I'm fucking right.
00:30:44Cause I've always been right.
00:30:45I've been telling you lot, from the fucking start,
00:30:48the sky has fallen.
00:30:49And guess what?
00:30:50The sky fucking fell.
00:30:51Well, you kinda helped bring it down.
00:30:53Oh, don't give me that bollocks.
00:30:55Listen.
00:30:56Homelander thinks he's a fucking god.
00:30:58Once he becomes immortal,
00:31:00he's gonna start killing like one,
00:31:01and we are talking millions of people.
00:31:04Now, you telling me,
00:31:05you're honestly happy to risk all of that
00:31:08for a life on the run with your girl,
00:31:11knowing that you could have stopped it.
00:31:16You can live with that, can ya?
00:31:20You can live with that, can ya?
00:31:20What if it was Becca?
00:31:23You just let her die?
00:31:30I did never die.
00:31:34Look, I know that Homelander comes first.
00:31:38I really do.
00:31:39All I'm asking is that we try.
00:31:44Annie and Kimiko deserve that much.
00:31:49Oi, Tara, no!
00:31:51Oi, get outta there!
00:31:53Oh, bloody hell.
00:31:54Is that chocolate?
00:31:55Isn't chocolate bad for dogs?
00:31:56For a dog that soda's fucking lethal.
00:31:58Oi!
00:31:59Get me some hydrogen peroxide, would ya?
00:32:02Okay, we have some in the first aid kit.
00:32:03Give me one second.
00:32:04What happened?
00:32:05You poisoned my fucking dog!
00:32:07No.
00:32:07What's going on?
00:32:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32:09Look, all you need is charcoal.
00:32:10We should call a vet.
00:32:11They're gonna tell you you need charcoal.
00:32:13Guys, we got this.
00:32:13Just give him some room.
00:32:14I'll hold his mouth open.
00:32:15You pour, right?
00:32:16On the count of three.
00:32:17One, two, three.
00:32:19Sorry, buddy.
00:32:20There you go.
00:32:23All right, all right.
00:32:29You're gonna be all right, boy.
00:32:34Fucking hell.
00:32:39Hey!
00:32:41You want some turkey?
00:32:43Well, first you gotta fuck me.
00:32:47Then I'll give you the turkey.
00:32:54Oi.
00:32:57There he is, eh?
00:33:00Oi, hey, were you having a dream, were you?
00:33:02Was it a goodie?
00:33:06How's he doing?
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:08He's all right.
00:33:11Thank you for, uh...
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14It's all good.
00:33:26Hey.
00:33:27Hey.
00:33:29Hey.
00:33:31Hey.
00:33:32Listen, uh...
00:33:33If we do find that B1,
00:33:37and if it don't fuck us,
00:33:40you can have some.
00:33:45For Annie and, uh...
00:33:47Camino.
00:33:48What about you?
00:33:49No.
00:33:52Oi.
00:33:53But as soon as Frenchie's got that shite sorted,
00:33:55we're using it, all right?
00:33:57Ready or not?
00:34:11What you looking at?
00:34:15Nothing.
00:34:20And as for you,
00:34:22don't you ever fucking do that to me again, all right?
00:34:25Good boy.
00:34:27Now,
00:34:28I caught Blondie trying to give you a wet plus the boil wash.
00:34:32But I know how you love the crunchy bits.
00:34:34Yes, I do.
00:34:35I know how you love those crunchy bits.
00:34:37Yeah.
00:34:50You do realize
00:34:51this kind of sudden,
00:34:54religious upheaval
00:34:55is likely to generate widespread civil unrest.
00:34:57Local law can handle the suburbs,
00:34:59but we could use extra hands in major metros.
00:35:01All right. Well, recall all the soups stationed overseas.
00:35:03American heroes should be protecting America,
00:35:06not who gives a fuck a stand.
00:35:08Great idea.
00:35:21Where to?
00:35:22Crime analytics.
00:35:29That was thrilling, wasn't it?
00:35:33What a bright future we have ahead of us.
00:35:36It was a real Gucci-oni piss party.
00:35:39Imagine how much more exciting it'll be
00:35:42when Homelander becomes immortal.
00:35:44Hmm.
00:35:46Have you found Livy Ward?
00:35:50No.
00:35:52Homelander hasn't gotten anything out of Stan Edgar.
00:35:54No.
00:35:55But I haven't had a crack at him yet.
00:36:08Jesus, give me a little personal space, will ya, Garth?
00:36:12Hmm.
00:36:1324-7 agents must be hard for someone so into scat play.
00:36:16You realize I do actually work?
00:36:17I was this close to convincing the FCC
00:36:20to pull every broadcast license but VNN.
00:36:22Homelander feels this is more important.
00:36:26What now?
00:36:28The President and I stand by this decision.
00:36:30We need our American soups here in America.
00:36:34Well, isn't it kinda sorta your fault for being invaded?
00:36:37You might as well have been wearing a short skirt.
00:36:39Man, those Ukrainians should have a fucking mouth on him.
00:36:43Remember.
00:36:44You're doing the Lord's work.
00:36:45Word's out.
00:36:46VOD stock is tanking.
00:36:48The international markets are in free fall
00:36:50and you're not the least bit concerned.
00:36:52It's not about what I think.
00:36:53It's what the man wants.
00:36:56It's always what the man wants.
00:37:04You want a drink?
00:37:05So we're at the climate change summit in Reykjavik
00:37:08when the Swiss Chancellor says we should all race our Gulf Streams.
00:37:12The amount of CO2 we splooched out.
00:37:14The air was chewy the next day.
00:37:16Lolz.
00:37:21Come on.
00:37:22What do you want from me, Sage?
00:37:23What makes you think I want anything from you?
00:37:25You haven't called me the poster child for late-term abortion once today.
00:37:28Truth be told, you're not the one I want.
00:37:32What?
00:37:32I know.
00:37:33You know what Homelander's doing.
00:37:34He's going after the V1.
00:37:36Wait, what?
00:37:37And if he gets any.
00:37:39He lives forever.
00:37:40What is V1?
00:37:41And what do you mean Homelander lives forever?
00:37:43I've done what I can to make sure he doesn't find any.
00:37:46How do you know about this and I don't?
00:37:49Have you two been talking without me?
00:37:52Homelander is an open baby book, but Soldier Boy is tricky.
00:37:54I need you to read his mind.
00:37:56What he knows, where they're headed next, and most importantly,
00:37:59if Soldier Boy is warming up to his sadistic rugrat.
00:38:03Okay, I'm in.
00:38:05The fuck you are?
00:38:06We are not conspiring against Homelander.
00:38:09Hey, don't forget the Aung San Suu Kyi quote tramp stamped on our ass.
00:38:13The only real prison is fear.
00:38:15No, the only real prison is prison.
00:38:17Ashley, what do you think happens to you if I die?
00:38:20I'm not about to risk my neck because I let an overgrown boil do my thinking for me.
00:38:26Okay, fine. Just stay.
00:38:27Why? So you can play more mind games?
00:38:30You gave me your answer. I heard you.
00:38:32Now, don't make me drink alone.
00:38:37I'm starving.
00:38:39Are you starving?
00:38:39I'd kill for a chalupa right now.
00:38:42I'd kill for a big juicy dick.
00:38:44Ooh, you should call Gavin. His girth was amazing.
00:38:46And oh man, the amount of spunk he shot back here. We looked like Pepe Le Pew.
00:38:50We are not booty calling my high school boyfriend.
00:38:53But he was so sweet. And mom loved him, remember?
00:38:55Yeah, well mom's dead. So she doesn't get a say. And neither do you.
00:38:58What happened to her?
00:39:00Cancer.
00:39:01My grandmother too.
00:39:03What was she like? Your mother.
00:39:07Tiny.
00:39:09And terrifying.
00:39:10This one bitch Harper Hewitt used to make fun of my nose.
00:39:13So my mom tells Mr. Hewitt that Mrs. Hewitt has been railing the UPS guy.
00:39:19Which she was.
00:39:20That was mom. Bringing a nuke to a knife fight.
00:39:26So they moved.
00:39:28And the rest of kindergarten was no sweat.
00:39:30My folks shot me up with V.
00:39:33Thinking I'd be a meal ticket.
00:39:35And then my power turned out to be smarts.
00:39:38Which is the worst fucking one.
00:39:39Try knowing what everyone really thinks of you all day.
00:39:41Ooh, trust me.
00:39:43The thing people hate more than just about anything.
00:39:46Is feeling stupid.
00:39:48So, when a three year old corrects your grammar.
00:39:51Or, oh, tells them their life dream yogurt shop is doomed to fail.
00:39:56They start to hate you too.
00:39:57At least my parents did.
00:39:59So they dumped me at my grandmas.
00:40:01But...
00:40:02Grandma.
00:40:03She was the only one who ever thought it was a gift.
00:40:06I would quote Othello to her.
00:40:09Word for word.
00:40:10And...
00:40:11She'd clap.
00:40:13And laugh her big laugh.
00:40:18I'm still so pissed she is gone.
00:40:22I used to want to be like my mom.
00:40:25Strong.
00:40:26Pushy as fuck.
00:40:28Didn't take shit from anyone.
00:40:30You still can.
00:40:33If you help me.
00:40:37Fuck you.
00:40:38You knew.
00:40:38You knew about my mom the whole time.
00:40:40You drew it out of me just to soften me up.
00:40:42Did it work?
00:40:43No.
00:40:44This is my fucking problem with you.
00:40:46I know you've been working some big plan all year.
00:40:48How am I supposed to trust you if I'm just a pawn in your fucked up chess game?
00:40:52Alright.
00:40:54If I tell you?
00:40:55Will you help me?
00:40:57I would heavily consider it.
00:40:59Helping Homelander take control of the country is phase one.
00:41:02It was only ever the beginning.
00:41:04Phase two is the end.
00:41:06The end of what?
00:41:07The world.
00:41:09After this soup-killing virus is released.
00:41:11Wait, you want it released?
00:41:13Oh, you bet I do.
00:41:15After soups realize humans are behind it,
00:41:18all hell will break loose.
00:41:20Soups butchering humans.
00:41:22Virus butchering soups.
00:41:24Fucking world war soup.
00:41:25I don't believe you.
00:41:27Swear on my grandma's soul.
00:41:28Why would you possibly want that?
00:41:30Because I'll be watching from my cozy bunker outside Colorado Springs.
00:41:35And when it's all over, I can read all day every day.
00:41:40No one bothering me.
00:41:43Nothing but peace and quiet forever.
00:41:48Which is why Homelander can't survive.
00:41:50That needy asshole would never give me a moment's rest.
00:41:54And defeats the whole purpose.
00:41:56Don't worry.
00:41:58You're invited to my bunker.
00:42:00You too, Ashley.
00:42:05Fuck.
00:42:09Would you like some knee pads?
00:42:10Sorry.
00:42:11What?
00:42:12You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog.
00:42:16So I'm asking you if you would like some knee pads.
00:42:20Go easy on the little guy.
00:42:22You brought me Stan Edgar.
00:42:23Thank you, sir.
00:42:24You may leave.
00:42:36What crawled up your shithole?
00:42:38No idea what you mean.
00:42:39When you're pissy, you tend to make everybody else's lives pissy too.
00:42:45Stan Edgar?
00:42:47Still stonewalling you?
00:42:48I've talked to him three times now.
00:42:50Says he has no idea where the V1 is.
00:42:52Heart rate steady as a rock.
00:42:54I'm starting to believe him.
00:42:55That slippery fuck used to fetch my cocaine.
00:43:01You know what?
00:43:03I have an idea.
00:43:06Why don't I take a crack at him?
00:43:10What, you don't trust me?
00:43:12Well, you did lock me in a room with nuclear material and tried to stop me getting the V1.
00:43:18So I'm sure you can understand my hesitance.
00:43:23You could have killed me at Fort Harmony, but you didn't.
00:43:27Maybe I feel like I owe you.
00:43:28Or maybe you're lying.
00:43:29Maybe.
00:43:36Give me an hour.
00:43:38I'll meet you at Edgar's cell.
00:43:49My, my.
00:43:51Now the mighty have fucked themselves square in the ass.
00:43:56Don't shit where you eat, Stan.
00:43:57So you've called in reinforcements?
00:43:59I wanted to see the prick that sold me out to the Reds.
00:44:02He wasn't personal.
00:44:03He was a business decision.
00:44:04We had your replacement model on the way.
00:44:07Even as a toddler, Homelander showed more promise than you ever did.
00:44:12Not that it amounted to much.
00:44:15When have you ever done anything remotely interesting or original?
00:44:22My power is absolute, Stan.
00:44:26At heights no one's even dreamed of.
00:44:29I'd call that pretty fucking original.
00:44:30Nothing that the lowest speck of this pointless species couldn't have thought of were they to be granted your level
00:44:38of power.
00:44:39Why am I still alive?
00:44:42Because you're useful, Stan.
00:44:46And I always wanted a pet.
00:44:48Perhaps.
00:44:48Or is it because you are so desperate for daddy figures that you can't even bring yourself to kill the
00:44:54ones who hate you?
00:44:56At least that's something he and I have in common.
00:45:00Do you want to die, Stan?
00:45:08Jesus.
00:45:09You'd get pregnant with all the eye-fucking...
00:45:13Tempe, Arizona.
00:45:14Is that supposed to mean something?
00:45:16Well, I had the eggheads and crime analytics track down your granddaughter.
00:45:20Zoe.
00:45:21And her dad.
00:45:23They're in Tempe, Arizona.
00:45:28So...
00:45:29Where is the V1?
00:45:34As I told you, I genuinely don't know.
00:45:44But...
00:45:45I may know someone who does.
00:45:47You should go and see Mr. Marathon in L.A.
00:45:51He's always had an intense interest in Vaught's history.
00:45:56It should be a delightful reunion.
00:46:02Hooray for Hollywood.
00:46:05That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood.
00:46:08Go out and try your luck.
00:46:10You might be Donald Duck.
00:46:12Hooray for Hollywood.
00:46:14Homelander, it's really good to see you.
00:46:17Why?
00:46:17What brings you by?
00:46:19Relax.
00:46:20We're just here to talk.
00:46:21Yeah, great.
00:46:21Awesome.
00:46:22Soldier Boy.
00:46:22Wow.
00:46:23Big fan, sir.
00:46:24I actually popped my cherry in your underoos.
00:46:27Nice.
00:46:28So you were part of the seven?
00:46:30I was, I was.
00:46:31You know, until this one replaced me with A-train.
00:46:34Check it out, come on.
00:46:36Well, you're only the world's fastest man,
00:46:38as long as you're the world's fastest man, champ.
00:46:40And you got slow.
00:46:41It was one race.
00:46:42You never gave me the chance to win it back, boss.
00:46:48Hey, check this one out.
00:46:51Gross 35 mil.
00:46:52On a 200 million dollar budget.
00:46:54These aren't even VOD films.
00:46:55What's the difference?
00:46:56Leaves were made where washed up soups go to die.
00:46:59Sony Pictures TV.
00:47:01It's a legit studio.
00:47:02And I save half on their TVs.
00:47:04And maybe we're not part of the official VCU,
00:47:07and maybe we can't mention VOD,
00:47:08or, you know, any licensed VOD hero.
00:47:11But, hey, I'm still making magic.
00:47:14That, and I, uh, I sling a little bit.
00:47:16On the side.
00:47:16Low pills.
00:47:17Whatever you need.
00:47:18Fastest dealer in town.
00:47:20All right, come on.
00:47:21The gang will be psyched to meet you.
00:47:27Did you guys hear?
00:47:28They rounded up Aziz, Macaulay, Joaquin, Kiefer, Merrill.
00:47:32I also heard they got Benedict.
00:47:34Wong or Cumberbatch?
00:47:35Both.
00:47:35I know, dude.
00:47:36What the fuck, Malchemical?
00:47:37Get your boys in check, huh?
00:47:39Just because I'm a soup doesn't mean I truck in that fascist shit.
00:47:41We need to do something.
00:47:43Counterpoint.
00:47:43Why?
00:47:44Because we're storytellers, dude.
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:46Our superpower is we inspire hearts and minds.
00:47:49Look at the characters we create.
00:47:50Luke Skywalker, Katniss, Gandhi.
00:47:52Oh, bitch, please.
00:47:53Come on, like Mark Hamill, J-Law, and Sir Ben Kingsley
00:47:56do anything but collect their fucking residuals.
00:47:59They're very engaged.
00:48:00Look, here's what we do.
00:48:01We all post about this simultaneously on Instagram.
00:48:06Yes.
00:48:06Black squares on the main feed.
00:48:07Black Lives Matter did black squares.
00:48:09Fuck.
00:48:09You're right.
00:48:10We do blue squares on the grid.
00:48:12Because blue lives matter.
00:48:13I wouldn't post that.
00:48:14Is there any color that hasn't been taken by some fucking group?
00:48:18What about white?
00:48:19Brown.
00:48:20Oh, ooh, ooh.
00:48:20I'll get Lena Dunham to write an editorial for The Atlantic.
00:48:23Oh, yeah.
00:48:24She's a great writer.
00:48:25She's a great writer.
00:48:27University beloved.
00:48:28Whatever fuck sticks.
00:48:29Look, best day of my life was when they executed Hater.
00:48:32Right?
00:48:33More offer onlys for the forte.
00:48:35Hey, do we think Michael Cera's a starlighter?
00:48:37Because we're up for the same part right now,
00:48:38and it'd be pretty good if he got Vanished.
00:48:40We've been friends with him for 20 years, Chris.
00:48:42Yeah, but I really need this part, man.
00:48:44Oh, no, oh, no.
00:48:46What's up?
00:48:47Homelander.
00:48:48Soldier Boy, wow.
00:48:49I'm Will.
00:48:50Remember me?
00:48:51I'm the one who turned in Channing Tatum.
00:48:56Seth Rogen.
00:48:57We actually met once before with Black Noir,
00:48:59the premiere for Silent Vengeance 3, Vengeance Reloaded.
00:49:04Big fan.
00:49:05I'm actually testifying in front of Congress for you, you know,
00:49:07outing suspected starlighters.
00:49:09Spoiler alert.
00:49:10Post Malone.
00:49:12You need to get the fuck away from me right now.
00:49:14You bet, yeah.
00:49:16We came here looking for something.
00:49:18What do you know about V1?
00:49:22You come to the right place.
00:49:32Here you go.
00:49:36Oh, yeah.
00:49:37Vought yanked that one from the newsstands after Kent State.
00:49:41Good times.
00:49:43How'd you end up with it?
00:49:44Some old bitch on eBay.
00:49:45I paid 20 bucks.
00:49:46I mean, it'd go for half a mil at auction.
00:49:49Easy.
00:49:57Yeah, Dr. Vought was a titan.
00:50:00A visionary.
00:50:01He was a pansy.
00:50:02With a German accent and sweaty palms.
00:50:05He was a complicated guy.
00:50:15Do you or do you not have V1?
00:50:20I don't.
00:50:22But Bombside does.
00:50:23He does.
00:50:25That piece of shit's still alive.
00:50:26Yeah.
00:50:27He was my best customer for a long time.
00:50:29What makes you think he has it?
00:50:30One night he was tweaked out of his gourd
00:50:32and he told me he has some and I believe him.
00:50:34Where is he?
00:50:35Me and Bombside are so cool.
00:50:36Why don't we all just hang out for a sec?
00:50:38And I'll call him.
00:50:39He'll fly right over.
00:50:48I'll scoop this up in Bogota where you were taking a pass.
00:50:50I mean, for the soldier boy?
00:50:53Nothing but the best.
00:50:59Seth?
00:50:59Seth?
00:51:01Oh, no.
00:51:02I actually hate weed.
00:51:03I just pretend to like it from my brand
00:51:04so I can sell ashtrays to suckers.
00:51:10Yo, Homelander!
00:51:12You wanna hit this?
00:51:13It is my life goal to smoke you out, homie.
00:51:19Don't call me that.
00:51:23Homelander, it's good to see you again.
00:51:29Do I know you?
00:51:30Yeah, uh, we met like six times.
00:51:32Malchemical.
00:51:33Make deadly gases.
00:51:35Did that whole campaign with GasX.
00:51:37You...
00:51:41That's embarrassing.
00:51:43Homelander's still as weird as he was when I was there.
00:51:45Well, I wasn't there back then, but...
00:51:47Yes.
00:51:48Let's get this one.
00:51:49One time, at Ledoux, Misha Barton wanted to suck him off, right?
00:51:53He spent two hours talking to her about Nietzsche, then left when she stepped on his cape.
00:51:57Ugh.
00:51:57That fucking cape.
00:51:59Like a baby with a blanket.
00:52:00Pretty sure he jerks off into it.
00:52:02Probably why it's so stiff.
00:52:04Say that again.
00:52:09Oh, can't you take a fucking joke?
00:52:13Say it again.
00:52:17I thought as much.
00:52:18If Bombside's not coming, I'm leaving.
00:52:20No, he's on his way.
00:52:21Be here any minute.
00:52:22I swear.
00:52:26Nah, I'm done.
00:52:30Oh, shit.
00:52:30By the way.
00:52:31Hey!
00:52:33I heard you all.
00:52:34And I want you all to know that very soon, gentlemen, you are going to pay for your sick posts
00:52:40and your hateful memes.
00:52:42Especially the memes.
00:52:47No, no, no, no, no.
00:52:48It was Kumail and Seth's idea.
00:52:49What?
00:52:50Fuck you, Forte.
00:52:51It was fucking his idea, man.
00:52:53He is just sucking your dick so you can help his shitty fucking career.
00:52:56Take them, okay?
00:52:56Shit, I'll take them out for you right now.
00:52:58Oh, really?
00:52:58Yeah.
00:52:58You want to take me, bitch?
00:53:00I'm fucking yoked.
00:53:00Shut up, Forte.
00:53:02Okay, Forte, you're making this worse.
00:53:03Stop!
00:53:03Stop!
00:53:05We really should round up Michael Cera.
00:53:09Home letter.
00:53:11Sorry, quick question.
00:53:12What?
00:53:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:53:21Who's memorable now?
00:53:23What the fuck?
00:53:24Easy, easy, easy.
00:53:25Can we fuck off, please?
00:53:26Sure up, MacGruber.
00:53:27Everything is cool.
00:53:28Hey, man.
00:53:28We don't have a problem with you.
00:53:29Honest.
00:53:30But, but, but, but fuck this fucking guy.
00:53:32You know?
00:53:32He fucked my life.
00:53:34If you help us get rid of him, then we all win.
00:53:36And you, you can have the seven.
00:53:38And I don't even, like, really care if you bring me back or whatever.
00:53:41I don't need to kill him to get the seven.
00:53:43No, yeah, of course not.
00:53:44But what about all that creepy shit he's doing with that church?
00:53:46I mean, they're rounding up everybody cool.
00:53:48All the hookers, the drug dealers.
00:53:50They want to ban porn.
00:53:51I mean, they want to ban fucking abortions.
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:54Well, banning abortion would be a big problem for me personally.
00:53:57Exactly.
00:53:58For all of us.
00:53:59So, so if we kill him, we can stop worrying about being cops or, or, or gods or, or asexual
00:54:04weirdos.
00:54:05You know, we can go back to fucking and, and being fucking awesome.
00:54:09Look, we know you've got that fucked up chest blast thing.
00:54:11I mean, I was at Herogasm.
00:54:13I saw it.
00:54:13Just finish him.
00:54:14Now.
00:54:15Take away his powers so we can curb stomp him while we have the chance.
00:54:26He is a fucking asexual weirdo.
00:54:28Yeah.
00:54:29Yeah.
00:54:30But as much as it pains me to say this, he's my fucking asexual weirdo.
00:54:39Nobody fucks my son but me.
00:54:42What?
00:54:43That came out wrong.
00:54:46Oh!
00:54:50Oh!
00:54:56Oh!
00:54:57Oh!
00:54:57Oh!
00:54:58Oh!
00:55:00Oh!
00:55:01Oh!
00:55:01Oh!
00:55:02Oh!
00:55:03Oh!
00:55:07Oh!
00:55:08Oh!
00:55:08Stick to acting up top close.
00:55:09Fuck this shit!
00:55:10Oh!
00:55:12Soldier boy!
00:55:169-1-1-1.
00:55:17What's your emergency?
00:55:18Yeah, please send police right now, big old-
00:55:19Oh!
00:55:19Look at it!
00:55:20What is the address?
00:55:20I don't know the address, do you know the address?
00:55:22I don't know the address.
00:55:23Oh fuck!
00:55:24Fuck!
00:55:24Tokyo!
00:55:25Please, TokyoƔdz.
00:55:25Stop it, please!
00:55:26I'm not gonna kill you.
00:55:27I'm gonna get you out of here, but you need to do exactly as I say
00:55:37Go go
00:55:43No
00:56:01What'd you do to me, man?
00:56:04Seth!
00:56:05Fuck!
00:56:07Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:56:08Is it bad?
00:56:09Well, uh, I didn't mean to
00:56:12I don't want to die, man
00:56:14It's gonna be okay
00:56:16I'll remember you every time I watch An American Pickle
00:56:20What?
00:56:23I don't understand
00:56:24Oh
00:56:25Oh
00:56:26Oh
00:56:33Oh
00:56:35Oh
00:56:36Oh
00:56:38Oh
00:56:47Oh
00:57:04Does Bombsite really have it?
00:57:06Fuck you!
00:57:07I'm gonna rip your balls off and stuff them down your throat.
00:57:10That'd be like trying to shove two grapefruits through a garden hose.
00:57:14Does Bombsite have the V-1s?
00:57:19God! Yes, yes, okay, yes, that part was true, I swear to fucking God, man.
00:57:23He's got it.
00:57:24Where is he?
00:57:24I don't know.
00:57:25Where the fuck is he?
00:57:26I don't know, I haven't talked to him in like five years, I swear, man.
00:57:28I swear to God, please.
00:57:43What happened?
00:57:44I took care of it.
00:57:48Why?
00:57:51Because fuck them.
00:57:53That's why.
00:57:56I don't think this micro prick was lying.
00:57:58Bombsite has the V-1.
00:58:00You just gotta find him.
00:58:03Also, um...
00:58:06I've been fucking Firecracker.
00:58:10But, out of respect for you, that's, uh, that's done.
00:58:17Plus, her pillow talk was getting to be a real drag.
00:58:23Pillow talk?
00:58:23Two-
00:58:24One-
00:58:25Two-
00:58:25One-
00:58:30Two-
00:58:32One-
00:58:46Two-
00:58:48Three-
00:58:48Four-
00:58:49One-
00:58:49Three-
00:58:51Two-
00:58:54Oh, Lander.
00:58:59How was L.A.?
00:59:02Did you catch Annette's truth bomb?
00:59:04I did, indeed.
00:59:06And it was a real barn burner.
00:59:08Well done.
00:59:09Thank you, sir.
00:59:10That means the world.
00:59:13How's sex with my father?
00:59:17Is he good at it?
00:59:19Are you thinking about me when you're making love to him?
00:59:26I never meant to cross a line or offend you.
00:59:30Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:31Don't fret, little one.
00:59:33I don't care about the sex, really.
00:59:36But I do care about your little chats after sex.
00:59:40Sir, whatever soldier boy told you, I can assure you that I...
00:59:43You mean, uh, your inner turmoil when it comes to me and, uh,
00:59:50Jesus, are you thinking of Jesus when you're praising me?
00:59:55No, you are my one and only savior.
00:59:59You say that, but your jagged little heart is whirring like a hummingbird.
01:00:07You're supposed to worship me.
01:00:10Love me.
01:00:12And me alone.
01:00:14I do.
01:00:15I believed in you.
01:00:16It turns out...
01:00:19You don't believe in me.
01:00:24I need you to collect your things.
01:00:27And leave.
01:00:30But I do believe in you.
01:00:32I love you.
01:00:34I am the only one here who ever has.
01:00:38I gave you everything.
01:00:39I gave you my soul.
01:00:42And everybody else here, they're just...
01:00:44They're just scared of you.
01:00:46Or they want something from you.
01:00:48But I have always loved you for you.
01:00:53Just the strongest...
01:00:57Smartest...
01:00:57Best man on earth.
01:00:59Hmm.
01:01:00Man.
01:01:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:02God, no.
01:01:03No, no.
01:01:03The...
01:01:04God.
01:01:06My Lord.
01:01:07That look you used to get when you'd suckle me.
01:01:11I felt like Mother herself.
01:01:14I felt blessed...
01:01:16To nourish someone as...
01:01:19Important as you.
01:01:24But nothing I ever did was good enough, was it?
01:01:28You cast me out into the cold.
01:01:31Which was so much worse than never feeling your warmth in the first place.
01:01:36So all I have been trying to do...
01:01:38Is to get you to see me the way that you used to.
01:01:42Hell, the only reason I was with Soldier Boy was because your...
01:01:47Reflected light...
01:01:49Is better than no light at all.
01:01:52Please, sir.
01:01:55I love you.
01:01:57We all need love, don't we?
01:02:02Even God.
01:02:23Ores.
01:02:46We all need love, don't we?
01:02:48We all need love, don't we?
01:02:48That's screwy, ballyhoo-y Hollywood
01:02:51Where any office for your young mechanic
01:02:54Can be a panic with just a good-looking pant
01:02:58And any barmaid can be a star maid
01:03:02If she dances with or without a fan
01:03:05Hooray for Hollywood
01:03:07Where you're terrific if you're even good
01:03:10Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple
01:03:14To Amy Semple is equally understood
01:03:17Go out and try your luck
01:03:20You might be Donald Duck
01:03:22Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:01Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:04That phony super coney Hollywood
01:04:06They come from Chillicottes and Padukas
01:04:10With their bazookas to get their names up in lights
01:04:14All armed with photos from local rotos
01:04:18With a hair and ribbon and legs and tights
01:04:21Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:22You may be homely in your neighborhood
01:04:25But if you think that you can be an actor
01:04:29See Mr. Factor
01:04:30He'll make a monkey look good
01:04:33Within a half an hour
01:04:35You'll look like Tyrone Power
01:04:38Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:45Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:47Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:48Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:48Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:48Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:48Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:48Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:50Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:50Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:51Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:55Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:58Hooray for Hollywood
01:05:00Hooray for Hollywood
01:05:15You
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