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00:00:11Mom! I'm ready for my first day of work.
00:00:15Ta-da!
00:00:24Hey, mom, what's wrong?
00:00:25Oh, I'm sorry, baby. You're only 17 and you have to work as a maid.
00:00:31Oh, no, mom. Mom, don't cry.
00:00:34Everything is going to be okay.
00:00:37Being a maid isn't a disgrace. It's honest work.
00:00:40Of course. I haven't dropped out of school yet.
00:00:44You're right. I mean, we have a pretty good room and board included.
00:00:50Good. First day or not, we're going to show them that we can take better care of this mansion than
00:00:56anyone else.
00:00:58Okay. Come here. Come here.
00:01:02Oh, I love you, mom.
00:01:03I love you, too.
00:01:06Okay.
00:01:07It means get out of here.
00:01:09Oh, thank you.
00:01:10Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:01:11You're full with your leg, mom.
00:01:12Fine. It's okay.
00:01:13Why don't you take a break?
00:01:16Now I can take care of this bedroom.
00:01:18Okay. Just to make sure it's spotless.
00:01:21Bathroom, too.
00:01:22They belong to none other than Noah Wyndham.
00:01:26Noah Wyndham?
00:01:28Who's that?
00:01:29Noah is the heir to the Wyndham fortune.
00:01:32He's been away a year studying abroad, or so they say.
00:01:36They also say he's been expelled and shipped off to London.
00:01:39He's returning sooner than anyone expected.
00:01:42Tonight, in fact.
00:01:45Okay.
00:01:47Well, I'll make sure it's clean for tonight.
00:01:50Okay.
00:01:50Go rest.
00:02:10I really have to pee.
00:02:13Mm-hmm.
00:02:18Okay.
00:03:26I'm going to call security.
00:03:30Security?
00:03:31What, should I knock next time?
00:03:34On my own door?
00:03:39Oh, you're Noah Wyndham.
00:03:42Yeah, I'd shake your hand, but it seems like you're a little tied up.
00:03:51Oh, hey, don't forget to wash up.
00:03:57What the jerk?
00:04:08God, that was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
00:04:12Sure was, bro.
00:04:19So, you and your mom are the new maze, huh?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:27Now, if you will excuse me.
00:04:30Whoa, hey.
00:04:33Aren't you forgetting something?
00:04:40My bad.
00:04:41Yeah.
00:04:42Go get it started.
00:04:43Don't forget, though.
00:04:45Extra bubbles, please.
00:04:46Up.
00:05:01Your bath is ready.
00:05:15You cold?
00:05:30Oh, my God.
00:05:31Get out.
00:05:34Ugh.
00:05:36Fuck.
00:05:37Stop it.
00:05:38Is it my own personal name trying to fuck me?
00:05:41Stop it.
00:05:42Get your hands off me, you pervert.
00:05:45Oh, God.
00:05:51This is going to be fun.
00:06:05Noah, because of your shenanigans, I have had to deal with your expulsion from not one,
00:06:11but two of the best boarding schools in all of London.
00:06:16Third time's a charm, right?
00:06:18I have enrolled you in the finest private high school in all of the city.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:32We're on one condition.
00:06:34Condition.
00:06:38She's coming with me.
00:06:40No!
00:06:43Quiet.
00:06:46Have you completely lost your mind?
00:06:48This girl is a stray.
00:06:50She's meant for scrubbing toilets.
00:06:57Alright, look.
00:06:58If you want to keep your job,
00:07:01and you want me to go to New York's finest academic academy,
00:07:05then she's coming with me.
00:07:12Mom, I can't.
00:07:15She's right.
00:07:16Even if she wanted to.
00:07:17I can't afford it.
00:07:19Afford it?
00:07:21Well, that's not a problem in this house, right, Mom?
00:07:27Who do you think you are?
00:07:30Do you think that you can manipulate me?
00:07:35I promise I'll get straight A's.
00:07:41Look, think of it more like, um, like, um, emotional support.
00:07:45Like, uh, therapy, though.
00:07:48We're prettier.
00:07:51Fine.
00:07:51Fine.
00:07:52But dream on if you think I am paying even a nickel of her tuition.
00:07:58I'll call the principal and arrange a scholarship for her.
00:08:03See?
00:08:04Problem solved.
00:08:10What do you say?
00:08:16You're welcome.
00:08:19Who the hell does he think he is?
00:08:44Hey, are you suicidal?
00:08:46What?
00:08:47Why would you say that?
00:08:49Because, girl, you're going to ruin your social life rolling up on that thing.
00:08:53This is a perfectly serviceable means of transportation.
00:08:57Have some dignity.
00:08:59Get in.
00:09:00No.
00:09:06God help her.
00:09:08Like a lamb, she rides straight to the slugger.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:20Like a lamb.
00:09:20Not a kid.
00:09:30Not a kid.
00:09:31It's a dream.
00:09:31No.
00:09:31Two.
00:09:32One.
00:09:32One.
00:09:33Flew.
00:09:33Two.
00:09:34Two.
00:09:39One.
00:09:42Two.
00:09:43Two.
00:09:58oh my god he is back he's back who the hell is he noah he's back
00:10:09noah's back oh my god out of my way my man is back
00:10:26noah oh my god back from london god you look good
00:10:32don't touch me houston we have a problem shit it's jackson and his crew
00:10:42where is he
00:10:48well if it isn't noah windham you know i thought you got shipped off to london to work through your
00:10:53daddy issues
00:10:54oh wait i mean dead daddy issues
00:11:03how about you come here and stay late to my face
00:11:14oh
00:11:22what the hell are you doing?
00:11:23who the hell are you?
00:11:25oh no I'm nude it's it's my Forest day
00:11:32Does this girl actually think she's a student here?
00:11:35Where's her uniform?
00:11:36There's no way she can be a student.
00:11:39I think she's the janitor's law skit.
00:11:42What the hell is wrong with you? I go here! It's just my first day!
00:11:46Oh, it's cute! She thinks she belongs.
00:11:50Someone get her a map!
00:11:52She clearly got lost on the way to a homeless shelter.
00:12:00Do you have a problem?
00:12:01Ooh, it looks like a little miss janitor has a backbone.
00:12:06Don't you dare lay a finger on Emma.
00:12:08She's the most popular girl at this school.
00:12:12That's right.
00:12:17Don't worry, everybody. She's got a helmet on.
00:12:21I think she'll pull through.
00:12:23Hey!
00:12:24Don't be mean.
00:12:29Come on.
00:12:32Oh!
00:12:35God, she's dumb. She actually fell for that?
00:12:38How pathetic.
00:12:40Why would you do that?
00:12:48Girls!
00:12:54Wiggling around like a little worm.
00:12:56I could watch this all day.
00:13:01Did you guys see that?
00:13:02Those sad puppy dog eyes staring right back at me.
00:13:05This girl basically thought I was her future husband.
00:13:10Come on.
00:13:11I'll help you for real.
00:13:13You're a big man, huh?
00:13:14Showing off by pushing girls in the town?
00:13:16It's real impressive.
00:13:19Shhh.
00:13:21What about my scooter?
00:13:24Noah, wait!
00:13:26I need to talk to you.
00:13:27No, keep it pushing.
00:13:28Guess Noah likes his girls poor and desperate.
00:13:31That stupid broke girl.
00:13:33Please.
00:13:35She looks like she gets dressed out of donation bins.
00:13:40Lily.
00:13:42Oi.
00:13:43Let go of me.
00:13:46What did I tell you?
00:13:49Rolling up to New York's finest institution on the Trashmobile?
00:13:53I mean, you didn't think that would have consequences?
00:13:56You know, you're just like those other kids.
00:13:59Stuck up.
00:14:00And a jerk.
00:14:01No, I just saved you from those monsters.
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11Maybe.
00:14:12I'm not a very humorous person.
00:14:15Alright, class.
00:14:18Winter assignment roll call.
00:14:20Stand, face the class, and tell us which important family member you interviewed.
00:14:24We are not presenting today, but I'd like to know who made the cut.
00:14:29So, Mr. Lucas, begin.
00:14:35Uh, I interviewed my grandfather.
00:14:38He's the owner of the airline company, Cheshua Airways.
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:48I interviewed my mother.
00:14:50Duh.
00:14:51For those of you who don't know, my mother is a senator for the state of New York.
00:14:59Shhh.
00:15:03Please stand.
00:15:06But I wasn't a student last semester, so...
00:15:10Doesn't matter.
00:15:11Just...
00:15:11Tell us who you would have interviewed, and...
00:15:14That's it.
00:15:19Okay, but I...
00:15:21Let's make this easy.
00:15:22Your mother.
00:15:23That's your mother's profession.
00:15:30Oh no!
00:15:31I can't tell the entire class my mom is a maid!
00:15:44Shhh.
00:15:45Shhh.
00:15:47Shhh.
00:15:49Shhh.
00:15:49Shhh.
00:15:49Uh...
00:15:50My mother is...
00:15:52Spit it out!
00:15:53We don't have all of them.
00:15:55Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:16:00Her mom's job is classified.
00:16:03It's, uh...
00:16:04Don't make...
00:16:08Got you.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15You sit back down, please.
00:16:34Oh my god, that's the grossest thing I've ever seen.
00:16:38Holy shit, she's not bleeding, she's going out of bed.
00:16:41Ewww, she can't even afford a tampon.
00:16:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:16:50You...
00:16:51Disgusting piece of shit!
00:16:53Oh my god!
00:16:55Oh, no!
00:16:56Oh, no!
00:17:00I'm not...
00:17:01You're fucking dead!
00:17:06You're fucking dead!!
00:17:11back off well well the knight is shining here to rescue his dumpster diving girlfriend
00:17:18hey hey that's enough you guys are acting like children gentlemen this is an elite institution
00:17:24and i expect better from you so cool it and everyone back to your seats now
00:17:34better get someone to scrub that seat looks like she marked it for life
00:17:39you
00:17:51fight fight fight fight
00:18:10enough
00:18:13enough you you with me let's go
00:18:17everyone back to your seats
00:18:23looks like noah have a crush in you dumpster girl
00:18:28shut your trap he's just being nice to her that's all there's zero chance he actually
00:18:34likes that scum brat
00:18:39actually i've got an idea let's go
00:18:43where are we going
00:18:45gonna check
00:18:48gonna check up on that homeless rat
00:18:51where is she
00:18:53where do you think airhead
00:19:19oh my god
00:19:23are you okay
00:19:25leave me alone
00:19:27well i saw your accident
00:19:29it wasn't my accident
00:19:31oh don't worry
00:19:33it happens to all of us
00:19:36right girls
00:19:37right girls
00:19:39and because we care so much
00:19:41we just wanted to drop by and help a girl out
00:19:45really
00:19:46yeah
00:19:53you're gonna need it
00:20:10are these enough tampons to clean up your bloody accident
00:20:14we bought extra
00:20:16because we know you're broke up
00:20:18can't afford them
00:20:24oh my god
00:20:26that's 20 000 people watching
00:20:30say hello to all your fans
00:20:37i bet they're dying to see those fake tits of yours
00:20:49you little shit
00:20:51this better be your last day at the school or i'll have more surprises waiting for you
00:20:57you understand
00:21:00yes yes yes yes yes
00:21:08let's go girls
00:21:17bro that's her
00:21:34okay
00:21:35don't touch me
00:21:36just get away now
00:21:38hang on i'm just trying to help
00:21:46i can do it myself
00:21:51look who
00:21:52stand up
00:22:00just listen to me
00:22:02stand up
00:22:07what do you want
00:22:19there
00:22:21now uh
00:22:22the stain's still there but
00:22:24nobody can see
00:22:25or
00:22:25or worse take pictures
00:22:28but there's only
00:22:30three more hours of school
00:22:32so
00:22:33oh my god he's
00:22:35sweet
00:22:36who is this boy
00:22:38thank you
00:22:43what happened here
00:22:45nothing
00:22:51noah
00:22:52noah you're in some deep
00:22:53shit you gotta go to the principal's office
00:22:54yes
00:22:59hey
00:23:03what happened
00:23:04you didn't hear
00:23:06he got into a fight with jackson
00:23:08he fought jackson for me
00:23:21mr noah
00:23:22mr noah i thought you would have learned your lesson by now
00:23:25given your expulsion from the same school just one year ago
00:23:39however
00:23:40it seems some things never change
00:23:44i will not have you making a mockery of this prestigious institution
00:23:48do you hear me young man
00:23:50i hear you
00:23:52but you're dead wrong
00:23:54excuse me
00:23:54who's this fool who's making a mockery of your school
00:23:59principal stevens
00:24:00i think you should go easy on him
00:24:02it's clear he's still not over his daddy issues
00:24:04okay you mention my dad one more time i swear to god
00:24:07mr noah
00:24:08if you so much as lay a finger on mr jackson i will have you expelled from this school permanently
00:24:13do you understand
00:24:27noah
00:24:27noah what's wrong
00:24:28i wish you could talk to
00:24:32i'm such a fool for thinking he was sweet
00:24:35he's a total jerk
00:24:48there she is
00:24:52how's my princess's first day of school
00:24:54it was great
00:24:57well did you make any new friends
00:24:59a bunch of them
00:25:01miss lily
00:25:02miss lily
00:25:05you are needed by noah
00:25:07noah
00:25:09for what
00:25:10his school uniform needs some ironing
00:25:13and
00:25:23you
00:25:23you
00:25:49Well,
00:25:52If it isn't my personal sexy maid
00:26:04You know, we really ought to update this uniform of yours
00:26:07You look like a maid who just missed a retirement party
00:26:12And while we're at it, I guess we'll throw in a personality upgrade too
00:26:19Keep your hands to yourself
00:26:22Stop talking to me
00:26:24You see that right there?
00:26:26That's the attitude I like
00:26:28Gives me flashbacks to when you, uh, do that to Linda Jackson
00:26:34Okay, am I missing something?
00:26:37I mean, aren't I the one who's supposed to give you orders?
00:26:40You do work for me, don't you?
00:26:44I don't care!
00:26:45You will respect me!
00:26:47Oh yeah?
00:26:49Yeah!
00:26:58I didn't see that girl
00:27:24Keep playing games like that and you're gonna make me watch you the way
00:27:38Why isn't it turning on?
00:27:49I don't know
00:27:50Need a ride soon or other?
00:28:01Whoa, hold on there
00:28:03We're not even there yet
00:28:06No, I just don't want anyone getting the wrong idea
00:28:10Wrong idea
00:28:12What do I look like, an Uber driver?
00:28:14No, I'm gonna take Cinderella up to the front
00:28:16Where everyone can see
00:28:42Oh my God!
00:28:47Oh my God!
00:28:49what the fuck
00:28:53so the plot thickens
00:29:01you
00:29:03hey let me go
00:29:05wait
00:29:07that smell
00:29:09it's not spaghetti
00:29:11it's rotten salad
00:29:17stop you evil bitch
00:29:23god you look pathetic
00:29:25oh it's funny you call me pathetic
00:29:27when you're the one circling me like a dog
00:29:37god I'm in
00:29:38that was good
00:29:39I like my girls with a little bit of bite
00:29:42make some harder
00:29:43harder
00:29:44to resist
00:29:45Jackson
00:29:46why don't you share your lunch with poor Lily
00:29:50if you know what I mean
00:29:52Emma
00:29:52do me a favor
00:29:53of course
00:29:54shut your fucking mouth
00:29:56and you
00:29:57you
00:29:57let her go
00:29:59now
00:30:00you get off
00:30:01Jackson what the
00:30:02hey
00:30:03I said
00:30:04shut your fucking mouth
00:30:07you didn't get the memo
00:30:10only I have bullying privileges
00:30:12over Lily
00:30:15got it
00:30:18now leave
00:30:26where do you think you're going
00:30:28you're not going to leave your savior to eat all alone now are you
00:30:32are you blind
00:30:33I have to clean the shit off me
00:30:40hey
00:30:41that's why I'm here
00:30:43let me help
00:30:49here
00:30:50eat
00:30:54I'm good
00:30:55can I go now
00:30:57no
00:30:59I wanted to ask you something
00:31:01what
00:31:03you have a boyfriend
00:31:19that's never going to happen
00:31:22so can you do me a favor
00:31:24and leave me alone
00:31:38wow
00:31:39how ungrateful
00:31:40I said ship at the school
00:31:41this is how you repay me
00:31:43okay
00:31:43Noah
00:31:43this isn't
00:31:44whatever
00:31:45just come with me
00:31:45chill out buddy
00:31:47she's having lunch with me
00:31:48oh
00:31:49you want another black eye
00:31:52Noah
00:31:52stop
00:31:53you're going to get me expelled
00:31:56if you care about Lily so much
00:31:57why would you want to hurt her
00:31:59to your boyfriend
00:32:02yeah
00:32:02what
00:32:05who's your boyfriend
00:32:07no
00:32:08I told you
00:32:09I'm not your girlfriend
00:32:10no
00:32:11and girl talk
00:32:12no really means
00:32:13yes
00:32:13you know that right
00:32:16I have
00:32:16had it with you too
00:32:18okay look
00:32:19I don't know what stupid little boy game you're up to
00:32:21but I refuse to be a part of it
00:32:23oh
00:32:25oh
00:32:26oh
00:32:34no
00:32:35Lily
00:32:36don't get away from me
00:32:43mind if I join you sweetie
00:32:49listen to me you dumb little puppy
00:32:52I don't know who you slept with in order to get a scholarship here
00:32:56but you're barking up the wrong tree sister
00:32:59oh I think it's you who's barking up the wrong tree
00:33:05you're not stealing my man
00:33:07he may be his little play thing right now
00:33:09but he'll pump and dump you faster than you can say
00:33:12but I finally like me
00:33:14oh
00:33:15sweetie
00:33:16you can have him
00:33:20and stop being so insecure
00:33:25it's kind of sad
00:33:50I don't know why I even let you touch me
00:33:52oh Emma
00:33:53I love you so much
00:33:55I'd do anything for you
00:34:00anything?
00:34:04yes
00:34:06anything
00:34:16I've got a mission for you lover boy
00:34:18yes
00:34:19please
00:34:20tell me
00:34:35damn it you made it
00:34:38oh god you look gorgeous
00:34:40oh thanks
00:34:42come on let's go
00:34:43you said it was a drink
00:34:46you good?
00:34:49jump! jump! jump! jump! jump! jump! jump! jump! jump!
00:34:55I don't know.
00:35:32Stopped looking at her.
00:35:38Now's the time.
00:35:40Do it.
00:35:50Hey, new kid.
00:35:51You had your welcome shot yet?
00:35:54Welcome shot?
00:35:56Drink up.
00:36:05Where's my shot?
00:36:09It's good, huh?
00:36:12How much did you drink, girl?
00:36:15God, she's hammered.
00:36:16Must be a lightweight.
00:36:17Lily, I think you should sit down.
00:36:18Actually, let me help her.
00:36:20Parents have some medicine upstairs.
00:36:21I'll wake her up in a flash.
00:36:23No, I can take care of her.
00:36:24Trust me.
00:36:25I'll go back here in two minutes looking normal and relaxed.
00:36:34God, what are you doing?
00:36:38Shut your mouth.
00:36:40We're going to have some fun.
00:36:41What?
00:36:54You know what?
00:36:56Everybody's going to watch.
00:36:57No.
00:37:08You like to play rough, don't you?
00:37:13Let's get you naked, baby.
00:37:24Do you see it?
00:37:25Olivia, check this out.
00:37:29Oh my God.
00:37:31Is that the new girl?
00:37:32God, she's such a slut.
00:37:34Yeah, she's a fuck-up slut.
00:37:37What the fuck is this?
00:37:39I told you, Noah.
00:37:41That girl is for the streets.
00:37:43Certified hoe.
00:37:45No, I need to go save her.
00:37:46Where is she?
00:37:47Hey, Noah.
00:37:48Let the slut enjoy herself.
00:37:50She clearly wants it.
00:37:52Get the fuck out of my face.
00:37:55You're behind this.
00:37:57Me?
00:37:58What is up with everyone here?
00:38:00That girl is a slut who loves attention.
00:38:03Disgust me.
00:38:16Move it.
00:38:25No.
00:38:26No.
00:38:28Relax.
00:38:29It'll hurt less.
00:38:31Kid.
00:38:33No.
00:38:40Oh my God.
00:38:41Willie, Willie, are you okay?
00:38:47I'm very welcome.
00:38:54Willie, come with me.
00:38:56Let's get you clean.
00:38:56Step up, man!
00:39:08Oh my God, Noah.
00:39:13Oh my God, Noah.
00:39:15I didn't know you were so strong.
00:39:18I actually...
00:39:19I do, because I saw you naked, remember?
00:39:25Oh, can I touch your muscles?
00:39:29All right, Lily, come on.
00:39:31Let's get you home.
00:39:32You need to rest.
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:33No, I'm going to touch your muscles right now.
00:39:39Let's get you home.
00:39:40Let's just stop.
00:39:41What's up?
00:39:41Willie, get in the car.
00:39:43Let's go.
00:39:45Let's go.
00:39:51Oh my God, why don't we do it in the car right now?
00:39:55No.
00:39:57No.
00:39:58We got a cooler little miss.
00:40:00Let's get you home.
00:40:01Oh my God.
00:40:07Hey, careful.
00:40:09Careful.
00:40:09All right.
00:40:10All right, you got to get in.
00:40:11No, I don't want to.
00:40:12Come on, you can wake up.
00:40:14Yes.
00:40:14All right, why don't you stop?
00:40:15There you go.
00:40:16Okay.
00:40:17All right, stay there.
00:40:18You got to wake up.
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:27Join me!
00:40:33We'll see you next time.
00:41:07Oh, no. I can't get caught.
00:41:10Really?
00:41:14Where have you been?
00:41:15Are you just now getting home from the party?
00:41:19Um, Mom, I, uh, did pass out on the sofa.
00:41:25Sorry.
00:41:26Okay, well, you can't sleep much tomorrow Saturday.
00:41:30You have a full day of work ahead of you.
00:41:32Yes, Mom.
00:41:48Noah.
00:41:51Noah!
00:41:53I have had to deal with not one, but two calls from your principal on your first week of school.
00:42:01Oh, uh, sorry about that.
00:42:03Sorry about that?
00:42:05No, Noah, that's not gonna cut it.
00:42:08No!
00:42:11No what?
00:42:19Uh, she was saying that there's Noah mustard.
00:42:23Mmm, I'll go get it.
00:42:29Noah!
00:42:30Are you gonna answer me?
00:42:32Actually, I'm gonna go find out about that mustard.
00:42:48You bad girl.
00:42:50You sure do love teasing me in front of my mom, don't you?
00:43:00Noah, I'm working.
00:43:06What happened to last night, Lulu?
00:43:08She was so fun.
00:43:11God, she was wild.
00:43:13Stop.
00:43:17Noah, what happened last night?
00:43:22Did we?
00:43:24Do it?
00:43:25Oh, yeah, like three times.
00:43:27You are one horny teenager, you know that?
00:43:34Jokey.
00:43:43Seriously, I don't remember any of it.
00:43:48Well, after the shower, God, tell me you remember the shower.
00:43:53You dragged me to my bed.
00:44:03You threw me on to the bed.
00:44:07It got all naked and stuff.
00:44:20And then you said,
00:44:22I'm all yours.
00:44:38Okay, stop.
00:44:39Stop.
00:44:40I don't want to hear any more details.
00:44:44Oh, Louis.
00:44:45You silly, silly girl.
00:44:48I definitely do not.
00:44:49I don't know.
00:44:55You silly, silly girl.
00:44:58That definitely didn't happen.
00:45:00Wait, no.
00:45:01No, come.
00:45:03Come inside.
00:45:05Do you want to join me?
00:45:06No, not tonight.
00:45:09Wait.
00:45:10Oh, why not?
00:45:12Because I don't want you to do anything you're going to regret in the morning.
00:45:31Once Noah sees me in this dress,
00:45:35he'll forget all about that stupid homeless girl.
00:45:48Oh, my freaking God.
00:45:51You've got to be kidding me.
00:45:53Lily is a maid for Noah's family?
00:45:59Lily is a maid for Noah's family?
00:46:03What's your mother's profession?
00:46:05What's your mother's profession?
00:46:08What's your mother's profession?
00:46:10Oh, I'm going to expose this bitch.
00:46:19Hey, Jackson.
00:46:20Dance party happening at Noah's.
00:46:22Right now, are you coming?
00:46:23Nope.
00:46:23See ya.
00:46:24Wait!
00:46:25Your little orphan girl is going to be there.
00:46:28Lily?
00:46:28Yeah.
00:46:30Oh, I'm there.
00:46:32Oh, I'm there.
00:46:50Noah, you can't do that.
00:46:53I don't want you to do this.
00:46:55You're not going to be made in this house anymore.
00:46:58You're my girl now.
00:46:59Oh.
00:47:02Um, Noah, just because we did it, it doesn't mean that there's anything between us.
00:47:11Um, yeah, nothing happened.
00:47:15What do you mean?
00:47:17We didn't have sex.
00:47:18I tucked you in and you fell asleep.
00:47:28But, we'll be close to doing it right here and now.
00:47:37What is it, Pierre?
00:47:39Mrs. Windham, your son has come.
00:47:42Mrs. Windham, you look so beautiful and elegant.
00:47:46Cut to the chase, my dear.
00:47:48Of course.
00:47:50We heard Noah was feeling a little down about his first week at school, so we just wanted to stop
00:47:57by.
00:47:58Go ahead.
00:47:59He's in the game room.
00:48:00And Lily?
00:48:02I don't know.
00:48:04She's cleaning the game room?
00:48:06What do you mean?
00:48:08Cleaning?
00:48:09Of course.
00:48:10She's the maid.
00:48:15Oh, my God.
00:48:17Lily's a maid?
00:48:18That's like the saddest thing I've ever heard.
00:48:20I don't believe it.
00:48:22No way.
00:48:23Well, why don't we go find out?
00:48:29So, what do you say?
00:48:32Not in your wildest dreams.
00:48:34Noah!
00:48:35Lily!
00:48:35Open up!
00:48:37Emma?
00:48:38What the fuck?
00:48:40What is Emma doing here?
00:48:41I know you two are in there!
00:48:43No, okay.
00:48:45She cannot find out that I'm a maid.
00:48:46Okay, don't worry.
00:48:47I'm...
00:48:48There, behind the sofa.
00:48:50I'll take care of this.
00:48:52No.
00:48:52No.
00:49:07Noah, thank you for welcoming us into your home.
00:49:17Where is she?
00:49:19What?
00:49:21Your little maid, Lily.
00:49:24Lily?
00:49:24A maid?
00:49:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:49:28Stop your little act.
00:49:30We all know your mother told us.
00:49:33Okay, can you guys just please get out?
00:49:47I think I smell something.
00:49:50Garbage smelling.
00:49:53Oh!
00:49:55Oh!
00:49:56Oh!
00:49:59Oh!
00:50:00Look what we have here!
00:50:03Oh!
00:50:04Oh!
00:50:05Oh!
00:50:06Look what we have here.
00:50:08Turns out, she's not just a poor girl.
00:50:11It's worse.
00:50:12She's a maid!
00:50:14How the hell can a maid even afford our school?
00:50:17It's like...
00:50:19Come on, Lily.
00:50:21You can tell us the truth.
00:50:23Who did you sleep with in order to get into our school?
00:50:26You want to know the truth?
00:50:28Fine.
00:50:29Here's the truth.
00:50:30Amigos!
00:50:31Look, I have to admit, the truth is a little embarrassing.
00:50:36You see, you caught us in the middle of role-playing.
00:50:40It's a sexual fantasy.
00:50:44What?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Duh, it's my kink.
00:50:49It's just so embarrassing.
00:50:51And after all, she is my girlfriend, after all.
00:51:01This is bullshit, sweetie.
00:51:07Lily.
00:51:10My baby.
00:51:20Oh my god.
00:51:21You're her mother.
00:51:24You're Lily's mom.
00:51:25That's why you're calling her sweetie and baby.
00:51:27You're Lily's classmates.
00:51:29Duh.
00:51:31Guys, it all makes sense now.
00:51:34Lily is a maid because her mom is also a maid.
00:51:38I can't let my daughter down.
00:51:41This young lady is not my daughter.
00:51:47You're lying.
00:51:48All right, that's it.
00:51:49You are officially banned from the game room.
00:51:52Get out!
00:51:57Can we at least still party here?
00:52:26I let my mother down.
00:52:28How could I?
00:52:31Man, you really gotta step up your lying game.
00:52:38Because right now, even Noah's hamster knows your lying.
00:52:41And that's bad.
00:52:43Out of all the places you could sit, you choose to sit here and bother me.
00:52:50I know.
00:52:52You weren't role-playing.
00:52:55You shouldn't have died who you really are.
00:53:05You should be proud of who you are and the work you do.
00:53:08Do you think any of these dipshits here have ever worked a day in their life?
00:53:12They're babies.
00:53:14If not you, you're the real boss.
00:53:16And so is your mom.
00:53:20Come on.
00:53:21Don't leave me hanging.
00:53:29All right, you're having fun.
00:53:30Now get the fuck out of my house.
00:53:36Sounds good, buddy.
00:53:38Thanks for the hospitality.
00:53:47Why the hell did you look at him like that?
00:53:50You shouldn't treat him like that.
00:53:52Oh, okay.
00:53:53So you're going to defend the guy who made your life miserable for the last week?
00:54:16Mom.
00:54:20Sweetie.
00:54:20Are you okay?
00:54:24I am so sorry, Mom.
00:54:27I should have never denied you.
00:54:29God, I'm such a terrible daughter.
00:54:30My baby, it's for the best.
00:54:33Your reputation is very important.
00:54:35We have to focus on your future.
00:54:37It's best that no one knows.
00:54:39Please.
00:54:41Will you forgive me?
00:54:43Nonsense. There's nothing to forgive.
00:54:46Now, I want to show you something that I got for you.
00:54:50Ah.
00:54:56Open it.
00:55:06Mom.
00:55:08You're right.
00:55:10Mom, but how much did this cost you?
00:55:13I don't want you to think about that.
00:55:15I just want you to be happy and new school.
00:55:19You.
00:55:21Mom.
00:55:22Go.
00:55:23Go dance.
00:55:24Need?
00:55:53Get in.
00:55:54Get in.
00:55:58Great. That's great.
00:56:05Hey, girls. What's that expression?
00:56:07Even if you put a uniform on a pig, a pig is still a pig.
00:56:11Excuse me, you're in my way.
00:56:13Hey, just because you stole that uniform from the gyms lost and found
00:56:18doesn't mean you deserve to go here.
00:56:20Okay?
00:56:22I know. We're in Ferris. We caught you red-handed at your day job.
00:56:28A maid. This girl's a maid.
00:56:32Get out of my way.
00:56:38Girls, I hear maids are really good at getting tough stains out, right?
00:56:57But hey, guys. There's more.
00:57:00Olivia, where's the sign?
00:57:13Step right up, students of Harrington Academy.
00:57:17Class is in session, and it's show and tell.
00:57:20And boy, do we have quite the specimen for you.
00:57:23Hey, Olivia, Mads, tell me, today's open house.
00:57:29All the parents are coming today, right?
00:57:32Yes.
00:57:34Wonderful. That means the entire school gets to find out who is really Lily's mom.
00:57:43We're going for you.
00:57:45She's not coming.
00:57:46Not coming? How? She can't be that busy.
00:57:52Yeah. Emma's mom is the state senator, and even she can make it.
00:57:56Girls, Lily is right. It kind of does make sense.
00:58:01Her mom is a maid.
00:58:04Maids only look to clean. That's it.
00:58:07Of course they're busy.
00:58:09Get your hands off her. Now.
00:58:12Now.
00:58:19I'm so sorry, dude.
00:58:22Make it so free.
00:58:27If anyone lays another hand on Lily, or spreads even one false rumor,
00:58:32I will find you, and I will destroy you.
00:58:38Got it?
00:58:43What are you going to do, Emma?
00:58:44I think you have no shot. It looks like Noah really likes her.
00:58:49I should wash your mouth out with soap.
00:58:52There's zero chance he really likes her.
00:58:54Plus, not after what I have cooked up for this evening.
00:58:58What are you going to do to her?
00:59:00We'll see.
00:59:03We'll see.
00:59:04We'll see you.
00:59:18We'll see you again.
00:59:21Excuse.
00:59:22I'll be right back.
00:59:29Excuse me?
00:59:30Is this the Noah Wyndham mansion?
00:59:32Yes.
00:59:33This is Wyndham residence.
00:59:35We have an emergency.
00:59:36It's Lily.
00:59:37She's been in a serious accident at school.
00:59:40She may not make it.
00:59:41Please tell her mother to get here, to the school library ASAP.
00:59:44Hurry!
00:59:56Students, parents, faculty, it is my great honor to introduce the new school year at Harrington Academy with this warm,
01:00:06wonderful open house.
01:00:08I would have...
01:00:09Help!
01:00:10Help!
01:00:11Please!
01:00:12Where are...
01:00:12Oh, here.
01:00:13Take...
01:00:13No, take the plate.
01:00:14I'm done with this.
01:00:16Has anyone seen my daughter?
01:00:18Can anybody help me, please?
01:00:19Is she okay?
01:00:21Now, I don't think your daughter is here.
01:00:24This is an elite institution.
01:00:26My daughter goes to this academy.
01:00:27What are you talking about?
01:00:29Wait.
01:00:31Haven't I seen you at Noah's mansion?
01:00:34You're the maid!
01:00:36You mean, your daughter is at this school?
01:00:39What's your name?
01:00:44Mom?
01:00:50Oh, wait.
01:00:53Sorry.
01:00:54Sorry.
01:00:55Sorry.
01:00:56Oh, my God.
01:01:01Oh, my God.
01:01:05Her mother is a maid.
01:01:07She lied all along.
01:01:09Are you okay?
01:01:10Are you hurt?
01:01:11Are you all right?
01:01:12Yeah, Mom, I'm fine.
01:01:13But, uh, why are you here?
01:01:17Liar!
01:01:18Liar!
01:01:19Liar!
01:01:21Liar!
01:01:21Liar!
01:01:22Liar!
01:01:22Liar!
01:01:23Stop!
01:01:24All of you, just stop!
01:01:25There's a misunderstanding.
01:01:26This young girl, she's...
01:01:27No!
01:01:31There's a misunderstanding.
01:01:32No!
01:01:33Girl, she's...
01:01:34No.
01:01:35Okay, Mom.
01:01:36Mom.
01:01:37Mom, we're running, okay?
01:01:45Everyone?
01:01:47This woman you see right here.
01:01:50Take a good look.
01:01:52This is my mother.
01:01:54Hey, she's not just any mother.
01:01:56She is the best mother in the entire world.
01:02:01She is one of the most hardworking, most loving, most self-sacrificing person you'll ever meet.
01:02:13And I'm honored to even consider her my mom.
01:02:20Oh, Mom.
01:02:23Oh, Mom.
01:02:24Oh, Mom.
01:02:39Lily is the most perfect girl I've ever met.
01:02:43I have to make her mine.
01:02:54Sorry.
01:03:03Oh, Mom.
01:03:10Again?
01:03:11No.
01:03:12I didn't mean to trip you.
01:03:13It was an accident.
01:03:15Trust me.
01:03:16It was an accident.
01:03:19I just came to find you because I was wowed by your words earlier.
01:03:24Who are you and where have you been my whole life?
01:03:28Are you trolling me?
01:03:30No.
01:03:31In all seriousness, I'm going to say a couple things.
01:03:34Yeah?
01:03:36I'm going to apologize for treating you so badly.
01:03:39You didn't deserve that, and I'm sorry.
01:03:44And...
01:03:46And...
01:03:50I was wondering if you would go out with me.
01:03:56Wait.
01:03:57Jackson.
01:03:59I'm sorry.
01:04:00I can't.
01:04:02Is it because of Noah?
01:04:04Jackson.
01:04:06Please just give me a chance.
01:04:07Okay?
01:04:08Doesn't have to be right now.
01:04:10I'm a patient guy.
01:04:14You like chocolate?
01:04:16Let's go to the vending machine.
01:04:18My treat.
01:04:19Okay.
01:04:20But only chocolate.
01:04:21I don't have all day.
01:04:51What do you want?
01:04:54You.
01:04:56And I wanted to stop talking to him.
01:04:59You.
01:05:00I don't like dumb.
01:05:02Jackson.
01:05:04Oh.
01:05:05You see someone's getting jealous.
01:05:08I just want you all to listen.
01:05:12Really?
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:17Yeah.
01:05:27I don't know.
01:05:29Yeah.
01:06:32Noah?
01:06:35I heard what happened at your school's open house.
01:06:39Oh, yeah. What happened?
01:06:41That shameless mother-daughter-maid duo threw a pity birdie.
01:06:46Careful. Don't badmouth them.
01:06:49Noah, you are being awfully nice to that lily girl.
01:06:54If I find out there's something happening between the two of you, I will ship you out of this house
01:07:00in a flash.
01:07:01And this time it won't be someplace nice like London.
01:07:05Russia.
01:07:06Russia.
01:07:09What's that?
01:07:16What?
01:07:18That.
01:07:22What have I told you about not using coasters?
01:07:32Oh, you almost beat your pants.
01:07:35Not funny.
01:07:37Bye-bye, little boy.
01:07:39Oh, hey.
01:07:40Where are you going?
01:07:44Where are you going?
01:08:06It's my first time.
01:08:07Until you say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say.
01:08:13Oh, my God.
01:08:16I won't try to do it.
01:08:19Say, say, say, say, say, say it.
01:08:21Oh, my God.
01:08:27Oh, my God.
01:08:30Uh-huh.
01:08:41Here.
01:08:43Oh, my homecoming?
01:08:48Yeah.
01:08:49And you're my date.
01:08:51Ha-ha.
01:08:58What?
01:08:59What?
01:09:01I can't go.
01:09:03What? Why?
01:09:05I just can't afford a dress.
01:09:08Nonsense.
01:09:10Here, meet me up to classroom 207.
01:09:31Oh my god.
01:09:34What?
01:09:54You like it?
01:10:04That's Italian.
01:10:06It's so nice.
01:10:08Oh, wow.
01:10:12It's gorgeous.
01:10:16But...
01:10:17This must have cost you tens of thousands of dollars.
01:10:22You've been with every single time.
01:10:25I love you.
01:10:29Love you.
01:10:30I love you.
01:10:31I love you.
01:10:59No, no, no.
01:11:01This can't be.
01:11:03There is absolutely zero chance my son would be interested in a homeless rag like Lily.
01:11:10But...
01:11:11How did she afford that dress?
01:11:17I'll check Noah's bank account.
01:11:19That'll clear it up.
01:11:23$10,000 for that dress?
01:11:42This window.
01:11:43Are you all right?
01:11:46You.
01:11:48What?
01:11:49I didn't do anything.
01:11:52This is all your slut face charity case daughter's fault.
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Your daughter just made the worst mistake of your life.
01:12:09No son of mine will ever date the daughter of a maid.
01:12:17Never!
01:12:21No.
01:12:22No.
01:12:24No.
01:12:27No.
01:12:29No.
01:12:33No.
01:12:34No.
01:12:36No.
01:12:47No.
01:13:07Do you think she will leave you for the homecoming queen?
01:13:10Shut up, both of you.
01:13:13First she wants to steal my man, and now she wants to try and take my spot as homecoming queen.
01:13:20Well, girls, I guarantee you both of those things are not going to happen.
01:13:53Jackson.
01:13:58Sorry, am I interrupting something here?
01:14:03I don't know, Noah.
01:14:05Just wanted to tell you.
01:14:08You look stunning.
01:14:14Don't worry about him.
01:14:17Tonight's about us.
01:14:19Okay?
01:14:20Come on.
01:14:33All right, everyone.
01:14:35Wow.
01:14:36It's that special time of the night.
01:14:37We're going to announce our homecoming king and queen.
01:14:44This year's homecoming king is...
01:14:55Noah Quintus.
01:15:10And this year's homecoming queen is...
01:15:20And this year's homecoming queen is...
01:15:26Emma Chancellor.
01:15:33Oh, wait.
01:15:35Sorry.
01:15:37It's not Emma Chancellor.
01:15:42It's Lily Camp.
01:15:43I'm going to leave.
01:15:53I'm going to leave.
01:15:53Yes, you can leave.
01:15:55What?!
01:15:55Oh, wait.
01:15:57Oh, wait.
01:16:02No!
01:16:04No!
01:16:06No!
01:16:07No!
01:16:09No!
01:16:12No!
01:16:12No!
01:16:13No!
01:16:13No!
01:16:43Shut the music! Shut it off! Shut it off, now!
01:16:52You cheap whore!
01:16:56You think you can ruin my life?
01:16:58My son's life with your seductive lies and manipulation?
01:17:05Pump, stop it! Get out of here!
01:17:07No. I need everyone to know what happened.
01:17:13Dear.
01:17:15This girl has stolen $10,000 from my bank account to buy this dress.
01:17:24But that's not true! She's-
01:17:27Shut it!
01:17:29I got you a scholarship to this school. Your mother a job. A place to stay that you could only
01:17:39ever dream of.
01:17:40And this is how you repay me. I'm not just gonna roll over and let you destroy me and my
01:17:50family.
01:17:51You are done at this school.
01:17:53I've already cancelled your scholarship. And your mother.
01:18:02I beg you.
01:18:04Keep my mother out of it. It doesn't afford her.
01:18:07Oh, your mom's fired.
01:18:11Oh, where do you think you're going?
01:18:13I am not done with you yet. You still owe me one more thing.
01:18:20The dress and the shoes. Take them off.
01:18:22Oh.
01:18:24Right.
01:18:26Now.
01:18:27Give it back.
01:18:29Give it back, give it back, give it back.
01:18:36Give it back, give it back.
01:18:41Three, two, one.
01:18:59Three, two, one.
01:19:00Three, two, one.
01:19:06Three, two, one.
01:19:30You fucking idiot, how could you let that happen?
01:19:42Finally, some justice around here.
01:19:48Hold up, hold up!
01:19:52Let go!
01:19:54Go!
01:19:55No, I'm not gonna let you go!
01:19:56Stop, are you blind?
01:19:58Do you not see what's going on?
01:20:01We could never be together.
01:20:03Ever.
01:20:06We could not want the same world.
01:20:09And it will never be like that.
01:20:11No matter what, would you have to bother me?
01:20:15I tried to get in my life, I was fine without you!
01:20:18No!
01:20:19You ruined everything!
01:20:31I did not know.
01:20:31You can hate!
01:20:50I tried to get over it.
01:21:04No, no, no, they moved out.
01:21:14Come on, come on.
01:21:21If I were you, I would hang up.
01:21:24You wouldn't be making your father very proud now, would you?
01:21:30Think about it.
01:21:32You have too much to lose, Noah.
01:21:35I don't even know what you're talking about.
01:21:37I just lost the only thing that matters to me.
01:21:39And it's your fault.
01:22:04Relax.
01:22:05Hey, come in peace.
01:22:09Gotta get her back to him, man.
01:22:13You two belong to him.
01:22:16Gotta win her back, man.
01:22:30How am I going to do it?
01:22:31I think I know where to find her.
01:22:32Go on.
01:22:55Hey, sweet cheeks.
01:23:01My table's dirty.
01:23:02Why don't you come give it a little rub down for me?
01:23:15Hey.
01:23:19Looks like he missed his spot.
01:23:29God damn, you look good, baby.
01:23:31You look good.
01:23:32How about a lap dance, baby?
01:23:33I'll give you the biggest tips you ever got.
01:23:35Let go of me!
01:23:37Vic, grab her.
01:23:40No!
01:23:41Looks like no one's around.
01:23:42We got a little sex kit in all of ourselves.
01:23:44Let go of me!
01:23:45Stop!
01:23:48Buttercoat!
01:23:51Buttercoat!
01:23:56Let's go!
01:23:57Let's go!
01:23:58Let's go!
01:24:12Watch out!
01:24:13Come on!
01:24:18Hey Jackson! How about we show this gentleman the door?
01:24:22Great idea, bro.
01:24:27Hassan!
01:24:29It didn't work.
01:24:30What?
01:24:49Thanks for helping me, guys. Truly.
01:24:53But, uh, my boss wants me to close the diner for the day.
01:24:57Don't worry about the helpers of his own house.
01:24:59Hey, man.
01:25:05We have good news.
01:25:08What?
01:25:09You've been reinstated back in school.
01:25:16What are you talking about?
01:25:22We had a nice little chat with the principal.
01:25:24Let's just say he had a change of heart.
01:25:26Right now?
01:25:36Look.
01:25:39We have lots of evidence of you taking money to fix your grades.
01:25:45Isn't that right, Noah?
01:25:50But...
01:25:52We'll make sure you don't get the lights out.
01:25:55Make sure you're in the state, Lily.
01:25:56Not for a full ride.
01:25:58What do you say?
01:26:00Huh?
01:26:02Yes!
01:26:02You mean...
01:26:05Yup.
01:26:05You're expecting back in school tomorrow morning.
01:26:10Oh...
01:26:11My god, uh...
01:26:13Thank you?
01:26:16Noah.
01:26:36What?!
01:26:37No, what do you think I am?
01:26:39Is this some kind of toy that you both share?
01:26:42No.
01:26:48You two belong together.
01:26:51As for me, you can always take me as a brother.
01:26:55I'll always be a white mother.
01:26:57Gets you two loose since tomorrow, but...
01:27:03I'm so sorry, Lily.
01:27:06I was an idiot, but I promise I will defend you.
01:27:10Treat you like the princess you are.
01:27:18Oh, Noah.
01:27:21Are you ready for your big return?
01:27:24Absolutely.
01:27:25.
01:27:25.
01:27:59Girls, I thought this slimeball ho-bag was kicked out for good.
01:28:09You're in my way.
01:28:11I'm in.
01:28:12Looks like I'm going to have to kick your ass out of here myself.
01:28:20Ow!
01:28:22It looks like you're old Lily here to polish me.
01:28:25Never! Get off of me!
01:28:30Oh my God, Lily, you're such a badass.
01:28:34Hey, Lily, I'm throwing a party this Friday night. You want to come?
01:28:38Lily, I'm so sorry about Emma. She forced us to treat you like that.
01:28:44Yeah, it was all her fault.
01:28:48Please forgive us.
01:28:50We'd love to be around.
01:29:19We'd love to be around.
01:29:21We'd love to be around.
01:29:28We'd love to be around.
01:29:35We'd love to be around.
01:29:36We'd love to be around.
01:29:37We'd love to be around.
01:29:37We'd love to be around.
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