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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17Let's go.
01:32Hey, Seuss!
01:33Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits, bringing you the very best Unseen Bits from the final
01:39week in the villa!
01:44So get comfy, grab them snacks, and settle in for all the fun.
01:50And if that hasn't got you salivating for more, here's Ched to sock it to you.
01:58So sit back, relax, and watch for the same enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke
02:03tea shower. And with the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches her favourite show.
02:12Do you watch like the unseen bits as well on Saturday nights?
02:15They're brilliant. Because all week you're quite tense, thinking I hope tonight goes well,
02:20but you know Saturday night is going to be fun.
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23Thanks Nicky, I'll give it my best this week.
02:32With the final fast approaching, the girls were busy pampering themselves this week,
02:36while the boys, well they just sat around and played with their balls.
02:42Quick penalty shootout boys.
02:44Those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved.
02:47Something's gonna break.
02:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57Oh, he missed it.
03:00Oh, he missed it.
03:03Oh.
03:041-0.
03:07Oh.
03:08Used to play for City, me, back in the day.
03:09Salford City?
03:11Used to play for City?
03:11Yeah, used to when I was about eight.
03:14And I stopped when I was nine.
03:16Oh, what a save!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too.
03:27All right lads, name, position, club.
03:30Take it away.
03:32Luke Mabbit, left back, Love Island.
03:34Oh!
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:37Oh!
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine, striker.
03:42What team, what team?
03:44Love Island.
03:46Oh!
03:49Billy Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:04Yeah!
04:06Billy Tap, tap, tap.
04:08Do-do-do-do-do.
04:09Finn Tap, celebrating like a professional football.
04:12Oh, no wait.
04:14He is.
04:14Okay.
04:14Good boy.
04:15Whoo-wee!
04:16Oh!
04:18Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:25Oh!
04:26Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:28I am the fudge.
04:30I am team Love Island.
04:31And I am...
04:32Center mid.
04:33Center mid.
04:34Yay!
04:35Go on the fudge.
04:37Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:44I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker, and I play for Pumpey!
04:49Pumpey!
04:50Okay, okay, okay.
04:52You've got to do a little run, haven't you, when you've got to go like...
04:56Ah!
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock-rake tees.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree, Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You're a bit lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:39I told you I'm short, mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:42Where did that go, bro?
05:43Listen, bro!
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things when I can't be arsed.
05:50I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the Islanders took part in the challenge,
06:03She's a Pizza Me.
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:07Pizza me.
06:08Warning, if you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls
06:16who were the pizza basics, in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it?
06:20No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes.
06:23First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:47Straight in my face.
06:49Oh!
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:53No!
06:53No!
06:54No, Ted!
07:00You're actually pissed me off.
07:01Did I?
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No!
07:04Ted, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, Ted!
07:11Yes, that was a good one!
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16The ladle.
07:17Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, I said the same one!
07:25Oh, Colin!
07:27Colin, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed, next, it was on to the pizza toppings!
07:36Oh, Jesus!
07:37That's right, Jess!
07:39Jesus!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:52Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Colin, that's good!
07:57See, I do this every day at work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good!
08:01I know!
08:02I'm there for thinking.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake a baby, shake a cause I love her when you take a move!
08:10Come on!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha!
08:32The next stage was to a chakada everything!
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, I don't like tomatoes!
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45This is almost disgusting.
08:47Oh, my God, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you make me feel sick, I can't even smile.
08:53Oh, fuck, that was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute imbecile
08:58with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:04Oh!
09:07Oh, my God!
09:30Do you know what, the challenge just made me hungry, not even Crave Pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:56Boys will be boys against them.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their
10:33hands.
10:33No, not like that.
10:35Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to...
10:38Think of a good punishment.
10:39Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on.
10:44You have to lick your own foot if you lose.
10:46I think he loses if he licks it.
10:48Okay.
10:48Let's go, because then it will pick a stone.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:57Is that you licking his foot or Ched licking licks?
11:03No.
11:05No.
11:05Wait.
11:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to say?
11:11Right.
11:11Let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:14There it is.
11:14Ah!
11:17You've got to lick Luke's toe.
11:19No, it's got to be yours or it's me, right?
11:23It's yours.
11:24It's yours.
11:25It's yours, right?
11:26It's big!
11:27Ah!
11:30Come on.
11:31Lick the toe.
11:39Don't lick her.
11:40You didn't even hold me down.
11:41Like, two times.
11:44Are you sorry?
11:45And that's dry.
11:54French is the language of love.
11:56And here's an unseen clip that I've been doing.
11:57That proves just that.
11:59Oh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason or did you just want to?
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have, the cars.
12:14We need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to, I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:26Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like, savoir.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous.
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais.
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50Oh.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't know how they say Aladdin, I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:05Is.
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so.
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so s'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:14S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:16S'il vous plaît.
13:16And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like.
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais.
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh, yeah.
13:30Je voudrais.
13:31Je voudrais savoir.
13:33Je voudrais savoir où.
13:37Aladdin.
13:40Aladdin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:52Eh.
14:06Eh.
14:07Eh.
14:07S'il vous plaît.
14:08Eh.
14:09Eh.
14:09Eh.
14:09Eh.
14:10for a break, so pop for a wee-wee and we'll see you in a mo. Bonjour.
14:29Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits. Or as Luke T would call it, Il est d'amoir
14:37invisible morceau. You didn't know had that in my locker, did you? But I'm not the only
14:43one with worldly knowledge. Whereabouts in Ireland are you from? Ireland? You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate. OK, no. Oh, well they're good at astrology. I know that Tauras and Pisces
14:57are meant to be compatible. Compatible? Compatible. Right, well I don't fucking know, I give up.
15:02Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently that's cloud watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog, to be honest. Aww. You can barely see that. Oh my god, it's got bigger
15:11now.
15:11How weird is that? Oh, now it looks like a... Whale! Yes. With a tail. Seahorse, seahorse. Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like... A crab. Like a willy. Jellyfish. A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bellend. No.
15:26With a report, cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:34Here's the Islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there. Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces. I might put in two pieces. I'll have an end piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the end piece, do you? Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit, cos it's just... Who else likes an end piece?
15:56A heel. I don't mind a topper. Do you call it a heel?
15:59But... I'll just call it an end piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper. A topper? It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called? A topper. You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread. No, I have never heard that before in my life. You've never heard that? No.
16:11Oh, my God. I like both of them. It is definitely a topper.
16:15Paige, what do you call the end of the bread? The Outsider. Oh, my God. Oh, awful.
16:20The Outsider? Nothing. What do you call that? The heel. Oh, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread. It's a topper. That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper. No. Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread. Way too long, man. I know. You're all wrong. It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:49Ian, make your own fun. I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs. Hang on a minute. What?
16:59Whose wig is this? Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong. Where is my blonde? I think it's up there.
17:06It's the band, darling.
17:13It's Rick James. Rick James!
17:20Scream if you want to go faster!
17:24That is mad. That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Do you think it'll fit my head? Yeah. Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait. Let me put that there. Go on. Go back.
17:38And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:44Oh, my God!
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne. He does look like Ozzy!
17:52He looked like Ozzy!
17:55Oh, my God!
17:57Let me hit it in space!
17:59Sharon!
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah, and let me put it back.
18:04Oh, what?
18:06Oh, you look like Ollie!
18:09Ollie's back.
18:11Let me hit it in space!
18:15Smile!
18:16Jeff!
18:18Hey, are you hitting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh, my God!
18:21One of the wrestlers!
18:22Let me hit it in space!
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well, does it?
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week I've noticed Finn paying particular
18:41attention to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing, then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51Mm-hm.
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different, though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I was getting mine's caked and foundation after, though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05OK, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13OK, Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it'd look?
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:28Um...
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:40Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:46I can see it now.
19:48Gawk Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah.
19:55Hit me.
19:56OK.
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else?
20:08I'm here or not.
20:15I'm here.
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking, and smelling, again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci back now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:40He went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42He went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45He went on his neck.
20:46He went all over his face.
20:47He went all in his eye.
20:48He was trying to...
20:50I am going to get the head and then I'll bury him.
20:51Bye.
20:52Bye.
20:53Bye.
21:05Bye.
21:06Bye.
21:07Bye.
21:08Bye.
21:10Bye.
21:12Bye.
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it though, and they were keen to regale
21:26the kids with tales from before their time.
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, were you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly.
21:37This is what we wore.
21:39Do you like the outfits?
21:41I think they're really good outfits.
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree.
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie.
21:56No?
21:56Oh, okay, I'll delete that one.
21:59Oh, do you like the selfie?
22:01Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that.
22:09Oh, yeah.
22:12That's a good one.
22:13And I'm going to favourite that one, just because you said that.
22:16Meanwhile, Fen had already mastered the art of story time.
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your Nan and Gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my Dad, your Gramp.
22:30And I cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, Mum came home, she was out getting the Chinese, that's your Nan that is.
22:38So, she sees it, and then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad.
22:41My knee was bleeding, Darcy.
22:43It was really bad.
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E.
22:47I said, yeah, damn right you are.
22:49What?
22:49My leg was almost hanging off.
22:52Then my Mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese, and then we'll go.
22:55So I were laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it, whilst
23:00my Mum and Dad, your Nan and Gramp, were eating their chow mein.
23:04I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy.
23:06I wouldn't.
23:06I'd take you straight there.
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there.
23:10How old are you, by the way?
23:14About two.
23:16Be fair, Finn.
23:17Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it.
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had everything
23:27he wanted.
23:28We need them camo shoes.
23:30Okay, that's what I can do.
23:32Go.
23:32Go, go, go.
23:33You got the shit.
23:39Hey, girl.
23:40Hey, girl.
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy.
23:44I'm absolutely loving this Mum life.
23:46Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me.
23:49Oh.
23:49I absolutely love it.
23:50Oh, it's so cute.
23:52You all right?
23:53How about you?
23:54I'm good.
23:55You got the sun cream.
23:59No, don't put it on the baby.
24:00I'm not putting it on me.
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Yeah.
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah.
24:08Thanks.
24:10Well, Ollie, you guys did it.
24:12Yeah.
24:14Enjoy.
24:16No worries.
24:19Do you like, can I put them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick.
24:24As if I didn't even see you taking them.
24:25I know.
24:26That's how I am.
24:30You look sick.
24:32You look sick.
24:33You look sick.
24:34My baby is unreal.
24:37You cheeky wee monkeys.
24:45Everyone has their own style of parenting.
24:48And looks squared were no exception.
24:51Come here.
24:51Come here.
24:52Come here.
24:55It's all right.
25:03Hey, do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom?
25:06Hell no.
25:07Push me about.
25:08You look.
25:09You look.
25:10You look.
25:13Even though you're an absolute rascal.
25:17Yeah?
25:18You want to be his godparent.
25:19Oh, man.
25:21No.
25:21Come on.
25:22I'll let you be his godparent.
25:24Oh, sick.
25:27Oh, you fucker.
25:29Oh, you fucker.
25:32Oh.
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing.
25:36I'm gone.
25:37See you in a more.
25:48You make me so happy.
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits.
25:55You decided against string quartets and going on safari and chose to watch us instead.
26:00I know it's only been six weeks, but we love you too.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Yeah.
26:06It's the penultimate part, but don't worry.
26:09There's still loads of unseen stuff you never knew you needed.
26:13Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14Or I sit down?
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro.
26:16I always sit down for a wee.
26:18And sometimes it just turns into a ship.
26:20Yeah.
26:20Right.
26:21That's enough nonsense for now.
26:23There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show.
26:26It's about time we sent some home.
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple,
26:33it left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the Island.
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched, leaving three couples at risk.
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa,
26:51and everyone was so stunned, they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye.
26:57And I wanna touch, gotta open the doorway.
27:02Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next, as they had to save one of Mike and
27:08Priscilla,
27:08or Callum and Molly.
27:12Mike and Priscilla.
27:14Callum and Molly.
27:15Mike and Priscilla.
27:17Mike and Priscilla.
27:18Mike and Priscilla were saved, and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly were dumped from the villa.
27:24Oh, I don't want that.
27:27I don't want that.
27:30Callum was never very good with his words, but he has an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell.
27:36It's been the best five weeks, and I don't know what else to say, go on.
27:41Me?
27:41Come on, give me a little speech.
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech.
27:44I'm not doing speeches.
27:46Right, fuck off.
27:46Top speech, yeah, kid.
27:49See you down Trafford centre in the sunshiny.
27:58Anyone wanna close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough.
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like,
28:13then it's absolutely nothing like this.
28:16All right, Geese.
28:17All right, Geese.
28:18Get a pint.
28:19All right, Geese, let me get San Miguel, please.
28:22San Miguel, please.
28:24Geese.
28:25Please.
28:27A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:29A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:31I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:33I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:42I'm good. You're gonna stick out like a sore bum. Says you.
28:46Puntas and Miguel, bag of salted peanuts. That's my order.
28:50Aw, you weird dog. Puntas and Miguel, bag of salted peanuts. Gays.
29:00Aw, you're funny. You're funny.
29:03All right, Finn. I'd like to see you go to Glasgow and order a bottle of Bucky and a pizza
29:08crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla. Their fellow islanders may give them stick for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do? Have a photoshoot? Good on them.
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:27Ooh!
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:43Ooh!
29:44Are you doing the video?
29:46Yeah.
29:47Aw, no!
29:48She got me!
29:49Ah, she got me!
29:51Oh, no!
29:52All right, cool.
29:53So, safe posing.
29:54Fine, boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so silly.
29:59All right, take a picture of me now.
30:01Okay, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on. Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You ready?
30:06Three.
30:13Hold that, hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Ooh, yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios, are you ready?
30:27Yes.
30:27Wow.
30:28Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back.
30:36Oh, my word, it's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them.
30:41And no one's said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people.
30:47It must be time for...
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:55You should have preheated the oven, but the oven's not hot now.
31:00So...
31:00If I slap it on now, it'll start melting.
31:03It could do.
31:09It's got to be...
31:10Which one is it then? That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure.
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women after living with them for so long?
31:37Yeah, don't get a pool, cos they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:50Yeah!
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:53They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah, because it stops their hair going different colours.
31:56Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58Yeah.
31:59That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:00Yeah, that's true.
32:01I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their make-up to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined, but I've learnt it's
32:23easier just to nod and say yes.
32:25Yes.
32:26Yes.
32:27Absolutely.
32:28I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:30Agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39That's how it is.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh my days, we're not sitting here, we're not sitting here.
33:01Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah, and it still looks...
33:04Ahhhh!
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my god, has it gone?
33:07Jesus.
33:08That was big that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me!
33:14Oh my god.
33:14I thought that was amazing.
33:17And this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something!
33:22YAY YAY YAY!
33:24We're back!
33:26It's...
33:29It's following you!
33:31Oh, it's close to me now!
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you!
33:35It's following you!
33:36It's following you!
33:39More exclusive bits after the break!
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing £30,000
33:46and a seven-night holiday to the fabulous South Africa.
33:50Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five-star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with £30,000 tax-free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:02For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 65554.
34:08Text costs £2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:11Go to the website, entries cost £2.
34:14Or post your name and number to LV20, P.O. Box 7558,
34:19Darby, DE1, 0NQ.
34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February.
34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits and the final Unseen Bits of the series.
34:48And I want to make it a good one.
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape.
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings to really get me in the mood for the voiceover.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:04I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land.
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land.
35:14You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:31Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:33You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first when he could just touch straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would.
35:55What do you think?
35:57The egg came from a fish.
35:59What the hell are you doing?
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:07Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:12No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:20No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:27He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31You don't have a scooby about animals.
36:34Who's...
36:34Who's...
36:35It's Charles.
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:38Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Early in the week you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
36:57Go!
36:59Go!
36:59Go!
36:59Love Island 2020, I love you!
37:00Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:06And a little bit of this.
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes.
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise for couples.
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:34We've got to dance.
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39Right, we're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40Come up with a few moves.
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted.
37:44Oh, no.
37:45I mean, it's got to be on point.
37:46I ain't doing it.
37:47What's your, like, your talents are?
37:50Metallics.
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:58Okay.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:21We're not doing it.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:27Oh, that's so much.
38:28That's the technique.
38:29There we go.
38:32I'm shaking like a shirt on doggers.
38:36That means I'm nervous.
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Yeah?
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow!
39:00Yeah?
39:01Okay.
39:06Nah, I can't do it.
39:07Ooh.
39:08Ooh.
39:09Ooh.
39:12Ooh.
39:13Ooh.
39:15There you go.
39:17See?
39:17He did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:26Okay.
39:27Don't call us, we'll call you.
39:41Don't call us, we'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:51And this week's Bitch Hot Bonanza.
39:57Best moment.
39:59Okay.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play it off as the beanbag.
40:19No.
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22Yeah.
40:22It was so funny.
40:23Hey.
40:24Get out of there.
40:26The funniest moment.
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk, in that challenge.
40:32Mike now!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:38Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:51Natalia's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
40:55The pram!
40:56The pram!
40:57Oh, my God!
41:02Probably watching original Connor do the striptease.
41:13That was ridiculously funny.
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely.
41:36It was very nice.
41:38Cause we are stars, we are lights.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casper Amor and seeing Paige single.
41:47We are planets in the sky.
41:50We're empty.
41:51Fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:12It was magical.
42:14It was, I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just,
42:34it's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:15We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:18I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment,
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my love island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach Up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:17They've grafted.
44:19You are mustard.
44:20And I'm having you on top.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:32But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:01All right.
45:04All right.
45:21Bye.
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