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00:00:00Look out.
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04And put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06Just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Rowan.
00:03:18I don't wanna sleep with you, Rowan.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right.
00:03:22Bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey.
00:03:35Reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:56wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:36tell me.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:31And...
00:05:31more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um...
00:05:56Where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:49Still?
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, Virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I...
00:08:09I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running last until you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go around.
00:08:34No!
00:08:36No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:39No!
00:08:40No!
00:08:42No!
00:08:42No!
00:08:46No!
00:08:47No!
00:08:53No!
00:09:01No!
00:09:23No!
00:09:23No!
00:09:23No!
00:09:24No!
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:27Kill me. No
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up, obviously
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did. You've just been waiting. Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:09:49I messaged you. Oh crap. I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment. I
00:09:57Must have missed your message. Sorry. Missed my message, sir
00:10:02You know, I don't think so. I think I've been blocked for a month
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on. What? Just give it back. Whatever you- Hold on
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight. You know Chad is a walking STD
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves. Are you- are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together!
00:10:24Ah, school project. Yes!
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth. So can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on. Let me do something really quick. What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go. Chad is deleted. What? What? Stop!
00:10:39They're already done. That's not cool. You can't do that. That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes, it is. Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool, but do what?
00:10:57Now I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison. Act like you've been in a car before. This is literally my fanfic. The car, the
00:11:17moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback. I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention? This is all I've ever wanted. My only, my only
00:11:32have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Ah, yes. Rhett. Harder. Faster. I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you all right?
00:11:45Yes. Any a little bit of air. It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this. Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just, I...
00:12:05Oh my God. Even my stories didn't go that far. I mean, if we actually have sex in real life,
00:12:11would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:14Thank you. I'll tell you those. It's for grownups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah. They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way. That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me. I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic. I'm actually pathetic. I thought he kissed me back. I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:08And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are? My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate. And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the part where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother, Pearl Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No. Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're a primal thing.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:42Lingerie?
00:14:43Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:53And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:02I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:08Get up, get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got...
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:25Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:46Just...
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting our time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett.
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me.
00:17:40In front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea?
00:17:46Here for you to go outside?
00:17:47Come on.
00:17:48Brett, please.
00:17:49This is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:19No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:37Go for it.
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:59A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting me.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:17Forgetting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:47Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online,
00:20:08or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yup.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40Huh?
00:20:41You sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:34Okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:57And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Just say it!
00:22:24Just say it!
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything!
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop it.
00:23:00Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:31Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:40We're outing everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Ally?
00:23:59Are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys.
00:24:04What are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06It takes time to run.
00:24:10What?
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:22Ally called me, dumbass.
00:24:24And I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now,
00:24:29or I'm gonna come over there and beat your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:36We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys gotta take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care right
00:25:02now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:17What?
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:24Yeah, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo, Allison? Let me help. No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on, he'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Oh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right. I just need to keep her Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Mookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:21You wanna play?
00:28:24Fine. Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop, Blair.
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:08You're dead.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54I'm okay.
00:29:54And done!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16It's an orphanage.
00:30:33Oh my...
00:30:34Shit!
00:30:35I am hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:38Um...
00:30:39Oh god.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:48Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just... It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that. Had...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to... She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:47Well, I'll... It's all right.
00:31:49Okay. Thank you.
00:32:02Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah. Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey. Uh, sorry, I'm late. I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No. Hey.
00:33:08Stop.
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey. Hey.
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool. Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:50or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Sturny.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true.
00:35:02I am.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:12To you as your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:51Hold on.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59To girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:04If you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:44Hey!
00:37:45Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49Thank you, you know, it's really just not too say everything
00:38:09Actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium
00:38:19Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening. Kiss cam, me, and Brett.
00:39:13I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:17I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:23No, no, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:57Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:42I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:52because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we get it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I don't know if you dare.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:43:00Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:02You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, this is getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:25Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole,
00:43:31and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this,
00:43:34so I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett?
00:43:43You have to get down.
00:43:49Allie.
00:43:50Sean alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:39Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam, it's a game.
00:44:42Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of...
00:44:46I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:31The alien's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:39I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00We've got plans, Allie.
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:06Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:43Look!
00:46:44Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46She's finally getting back.
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:18Fifteen dollars?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:42That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:50How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:56No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15What?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:18Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:02There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:06Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:14It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really?
00:49:19For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:23I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss.
00:49:39My gain.
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:49:59No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:05Come on.
00:50:05No.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:37Fine, but I play to win.
00:50:43Aki, check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:03Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:06Get off of me.
00:51:07What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:13How about you elect her someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17I know.
00:51:18Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh, my God.
00:51:36Oh, shit.
00:51:39Oh, shit.
00:51:43Oh, shit.
00:51:45How about you?
00:51:48Hey, I got you.
00:51:49Hey, I got you.
00:51:51Hey, hold on, hold on.
00:51:52Hold on.
00:51:52It's okay.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:56I got you.
00:51:56I got you.
00:52:08Oh, my God.
00:52:10I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
00:52:12Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right, hey.
00:52:16I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:19Let's get you in.
00:52:20Let's get you in.
00:52:24Okay?
00:52:25Get out of my way.
00:52:28Move, move.
00:52:31God, just put me down, Fred!
00:52:32All right, here we go. Put you down, hurry.
00:52:34You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:36And, Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to
00:52:41kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody that's half a brainchild will realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair? What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh? What don't I understand?
00:52:52That I don't know how this works!
00:52:54Okay? I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better? What did I do? How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what? I'm an asshole? How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse! Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone, because you drove me to school when I was
00:53:26late!
00:53:26Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:41I did! I fell in love with you! I'm in love with you!
00:53:44Hey, stop! Stop!
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:46I know that! I know!
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings, and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop!
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this!
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now!
00:54:10I'm gonna tell you to stop, Susan.
00:54:12I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Susan, you had no idea.
00:54:47Every single time I saw you with him,
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:53than just my best friend and sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:01But you know what?
00:55:08I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:11I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:21I think I met you every day,
00:55:23every morning,
00:55:25and every night,
00:55:28and every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:31It's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:38Hey.
00:55:40What?
00:55:47I want you to take me.
00:55:49Right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's gonna kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother,
00:56:36but I think he'll come around when he sees...
00:56:40how much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:48I think...
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:54Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just for a little.
00:57:04Until we find the right moment.
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:09I don't want to do it your way.
00:57:11We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:38Hi, Captain.
00:57:40When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:45I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:48Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me,
00:57:53don't.
00:57:54My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:58Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:00He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up,
00:58:02putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:04Brett, stop.
00:58:05Don't read my smut.
00:58:07I'm telling you,
00:58:08every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart,
00:58:11into my soul.
00:58:13Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts,
00:58:16gently sucking and biting.
00:58:18Holy shit.
00:58:20That is literal trash,
00:58:22but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now.
00:58:30Palm's my center.
00:58:32Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:34Take away, Allie.
00:58:35Fuck.
00:58:39Fuck.
00:58:44Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:45I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:08Hey.
00:59:09Are you okay? You sounded sick.
00:59:11Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:14You think just because Brett took a chance on you once,
00:59:16you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help.
00:59:21Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:25Shoot.
00:59:27Late.
00:59:47Brett.
00:59:49That's Allison's.
00:59:50Uh...
00:59:51I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's,
00:59:53I never would have touched it.
01:00:01That's Allison's.
01:00:06Uh...
01:00:07I found it in the bathroom.
01:00:07If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's,
01:00:09I never would have touched it.
01:00:11Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16You found my bag.
01:00:17I was looking for that.
01:00:19No problem.
01:00:22Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:31I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now,
01:00:35otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:40Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:49Excuse me.
01:00:50I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:51It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:53And I asked you if you were a...
01:00:54Look at this.
01:00:55This is perfection.
01:00:56It's every girl's dream.
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:59And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:01I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability
01:01:04and suddenly has endless energy.
01:01:06Search me.
01:01:07I have nothing to hide.
01:01:12Your turn, Scott.
01:01:14Sure, but I...
01:01:16Rita!
01:01:18Jackpot.
01:01:20Well, well, well.
01:01:21Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:24I knew it.
01:01:26No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:29Allison.
01:01:30Performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:34Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:37Those aren't mine.
01:01:38Right.
01:01:39A cheater and a liar.
01:01:42Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:44I've never seen those.
01:01:45I don't know what they are.
01:01:46I'm lying.
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:50They're mine.
01:01:51Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:54Did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning?
01:01:58Yeah, sorry.
01:01:58I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:02:00He's right.
01:02:01They're just vitamins.
01:02:02No, they aren't.
01:02:03Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you've come to possess such extensive knowledge of these
01:02:08banned substances?
01:02:09I just...
01:02:12They look suspicious.
01:02:13Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:17Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:19That's enough.
01:02:20All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:24Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28You can't do that.
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:32Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:33I mean, I know it.
01:02:34Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:39You little bitch.
01:02:40You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:43That's enough, Rita.
01:02:44My decision is final.
01:02:49I know.
01:02:50Listen up.
01:02:51When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:55You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:57That's the point.
01:03:00Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:01So tragic.
01:03:02I can't do that.
01:03:04Coach will kill me.
01:03:05Fine.
01:03:05And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:09I know everything, girls.
01:03:11Every dirty little secret.
01:03:13Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:15You're a call.
01:03:16And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:26Very sweet.
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:36So I swapped it out.
01:03:39I knew it.
01:03:40I knew she was up to something.
01:03:41You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:45Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:47It was when we were, when we were having, bone sex.
01:03:57So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you, do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:10I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:12I mean, I'm being serious though.
01:04:13I'm being serious too.
01:04:14Allison.
01:04:16Perfect just who you are.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:19I'll always be there.
01:04:21To catch you when you fall.
01:04:24Always.
01:04:27Alright, on the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:32Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
01:04:46Okay, Allison.
01:04:48Hey, great job you guys.
01:04:50You killed it.
01:05:13Hey.
01:05:14I told you to catch you.
01:05:17Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a backup tree weed or something, huh?
01:05:27Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me.
01:05:34I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:35I could have died.
01:05:36That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:38Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:41Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:46Oh, Brett, thank you.
01:05:49Oh, my gosh.
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:52I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:53Alright, everyone.
01:05:54In light of the performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:05Wow.
01:06:07Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:09I'm proud of you.
01:06:10Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:15And that's game.
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:20Allie.
01:06:22Look, I know.
01:06:23It's not what you wanted.
01:06:23It's okay.
01:06:24Because you did good.
01:06:25That's all that matters.
01:06:26Thanks, bro.
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:28I'll be right back.
01:06:28Ew.
01:06:30Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:32Yo.
01:06:33Allison.
01:06:34She is.
01:06:34Looking good, baby.
01:06:36Y'all do private shows.
01:06:38You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:40You're so gross.
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:45Are you serious?
01:06:46What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:47I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:48Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:51I'm in your dreams.
01:06:53How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today, never happens again?
01:06:59You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:01Why?
01:07:01You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:07I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:09Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:12You shameless whore.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15One more one.
01:07:17I do.
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public boss.
01:07:22Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:25Hey!
01:07:26Hey, fuckface.
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:33Hey!
01:07:34Hey!
01:07:35That's enough!
01:07:37What's going on here?
01:07:38I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:41You're gonna hit her?
01:07:42No.
01:07:42Get my office now!
01:07:44You!
01:07:45With me!
01:07:46This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:47Let's...
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:51Alright.
01:07:52Make sure you're on it.
01:07:58It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:00You could've broken your hand.
01:08:02Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:03Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:08:07Sit up.
01:08:13You know, I could kinda get used to this.
01:08:15Having, uh...
01:08:16Nurse Allison around.
01:08:18Take care of me.
01:08:19Help me out.
01:08:21Yo, guys.
01:08:21304.
01:08:22I think it's this one.
01:08:23Let's go see the hero.
01:08:24Oh, shit.
01:08:25No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:27They can't see us like this.
01:08:29I wouldn't let him.
01:08:31Let's tell him.
01:08:32Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:33In front of...
01:08:33The entire team.
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:38What do you wanna do?
01:08:40Let's hide.
01:08:41Okay.
01:08:46Brett!
01:08:48Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:49Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:51God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh...
01:09:02Doing this.
01:09:04You need a hand man?
01:09:06No, I got everything I need, uh...
01:09:08Right here.
01:09:15You gotta be quiet.
01:09:18Unless you're an audience.
01:09:22Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:38I feel what you do to me.
01:09:40I feel what you do to me.
01:09:42It's kinda hard to mess.
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:46A hundred.
01:09:48Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:50We got your food. It's gonna get cold.
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro. I can help you.
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:57Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:59Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh...
01:10:07Alison physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:10You know, you could've just asked.
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:27It's good.
01:10:31Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:34No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:42I'm so bad for you.
01:10:45I'm so bad for you.
01:10:50I'm so bad for you.
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this. Guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:59Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00sick ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05led by captain allison scott
01:11:10i will end you leave it save your applause everyone you're cheering for a fraud your
01:11:18precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot she bought it with illegal performance
01:11:23enhancers and her dealer look no further than your mvp brett harrison
01:11:33that's that's not true you know what i don't care rita's the one that's been taking drugs okay she's
01:11:39got pretty much the whole team hooked on them just ask them yourself oh really let's ask the swad then
01:11:48brett approached us about a month ago he said he had good stuff but only if we helped allison
01:11:57become captain you know that's bullshit i have proof
01:12:03i know real doctors i've got pills allie no more being blackmailed let allison take the captain
01:12:12position this is insane okay i've never taken a drug in my life oh sweetie it's all coming out now
01:12:20i saw her taking pills for practice we trusted you cheater
01:12:27hey anybody who messes with her messes with me open your eyes brett she's using you for the clout
01:12:34for the status who was she before you slept with her nobody a total bottom feeder you know what you're
01:12:40so full of shit it's unbelievable how'd you get that video huh and what'd you do to it you have
01:12:45nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide
01:12:48listen just please listen to me everybody just shut up this is my sister okay she would never do
01:12:54something like this and here come the pretzels all right that's enough that's enough now in light of
01:13:02these significant allegations as well as the evidence that has been presented i have no choice
01:13:09alice and scott you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader
01:13:13furthermore you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:18justice for the real athletes hold on hold it if you would please look to the jumbotron
01:13:26i know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy the right way no more pills no more
01:13:31purging no more blackmail you'd really help us absolutely listen you guys are never gonna have
01:13:36to take any of Rita's take your spouse ever again so what's the catch we're gonna make Rita take some
01:13:41of her own medicine this video this is the real conversation not the edited one that Rita just
01:13:47played not for the drugs these are the drugs that i gave the girls they're vitamins you can get
01:13:54these at any pharmacy in the world you want to check these out principles
01:14:00he's right these are common supplements everybody Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements she's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply and
01:14:12she's been shaming them degrading them for the bodies that they have now everybody is different but
01:14:17all bodies are beautiful Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason one reason only because she was a threat
01:14:22she threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad and it's horrible because Allison
01:14:28she's a beautiful person and she would never do anything like this and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35that's not true he's lying she's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:40lock her up lock her up lock her up lock her up you fucking bitch you ruined my life
01:14:48you ruined it yourself
01:15:01look at you playing the victim you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks just when i give you a
01:15:08chance you run crying to Harrison nothing but a little shut up dude shut up what are you gonna do
01:15:14about it
01:15:15Harrison I don't have to do anything you're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now mr. Williams
01:15:23apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female
01:15:29students as of now you are officially suspended from all school activities what no my father father
01:15:36may have his name on the library but I assure you his money will not buy you immunity you can
01:15:42take him
01:15:42away party's over let go no I'll sue you all this isn't over and as for you miss Scott on
01:15:52behalf of the entire administration I would like to apologize to you for everything that you've had to endure and
01:16:00as of now you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:09thank you principal all right everyone sorry for the unexpected drama I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:16but we have a game to get back to so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:33yeah
01:16:35yeah
01:16:43yeah
01:16:44yeah
01:16:45no
01:16:54kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
01:17:06Hey, Allison
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:15hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:21i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
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