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00:18Why did I agree to do this stupid talent show?
00:21If I'm this nervous now, like, imagine how nervous I'm going to be
00:23when I have to sing in front of the whole school.
00:25Well, you know what they say.
00:26Just a picture of everyone naked.
00:28Who says that?
00:30Are you picturing me naked?
00:32No.
00:33What were you going to say?
00:36Just forget the crowd.
00:38Close your eyes, take a deep breath,
00:40and imagine singing to one person.
00:43Yeah, but then I'm just going to picture Wes.
00:44Then I'm going to be even more nervous.
00:46Right.
00:47Wes.
00:49Well, if he really cares about you,
00:51it doesn't matter what happens.
00:52We'll still love it.
00:53Thanks, Peter.
00:54You're the best.
01:10That was my warm-up.
01:12I knew that.
01:14I'm just supporting you.
01:15Oh, my God.
01:16I just realized I'm going to have to sing
01:19in front of all of my old co-workers
01:20who know I'm Carl's ex.
01:21Wait.
01:22Is it too late to turn around?
01:24No way.
01:25I've been really looking forward to the mashed potato bar.
01:28You know, they serve them in mason jars.
01:31Everything's better in mason jars.
01:32Okay, so you're primarily here for the mason jar bricks.
01:37I mean, I guess I want to hear you sing, too.
01:40Although, Somewhere Over the Rainbow wouldn't be my pick.
01:44What would your pick be?
01:46Casey and Jojo, All My Life.
01:49That's the perfect love song.
01:51Oh, God.
01:52All my life,
01:55a brave as a man like you.
01:58Wow.
01:59Uh, Peter, thanks.
02:02Thank you for coming with me.
02:05You're an amazing friend for doing this.
02:07Yeah, no problem.
02:09No, because you're close to me.
02:12You're like my father.
02:14Close to me, you're like my mother.
02:16Close to me, you're like my sister.
02:18Close to me, you're like my brother.
02:30It's no big deal.
02:32You can have the bed, and I'll just take the floor.
02:34Oh, you don't have to do that, Peter.
02:39This is Mark.
02:40I'm gonna get this.
02:41Okay.
02:45What's up, man?
02:47I'm locked out of my bedroom.
02:48What?
02:49Chloe.
02:50I told her she looked cute, and apparently she took that as an insult, so...
02:52I'm not cute.
02:53Lesson learned.
02:54I'm pretty sure there's more to that story.
02:56But I'm at the wedding with Joanna.
02:58Sorry.
02:58Ooh, how's that going?
02:59Pretty good.
03:00Easy drive up, nice venue, and the room I'm sharing with Joanna only has one bed.
03:06Dude, on purpose?
03:07Yeah.
03:07She booked the room.
03:09I may be taking a leap, but...
03:10Maybe this is her way of saying that she wants to hook up.
03:13Maybe, or maybe not.
03:14But while Joanna keeps you guessing, you're missing out on the shirt of fame.
03:17You're a single guy at a wedding, dude.
03:19Single women are motivated by jealousy and alcohol, and that's all a wedding is.
03:23And you're gonna be in a suit?
03:24Dude, game over.
03:26That's not the plan for tonight.
03:28So I'm sure your plan is to just sit there and try to wonder what this whole one-bedroom situation
03:32is,
03:33while my five-point plan has been perfected over the years on how to get laid at a wedding.
03:39I don't want to be that guy.
03:41Step number one, be that guy.
03:43Step number two, drop a sweet reason why you're there.
03:45Step number three, a little game I like to play called, guess your drink.
03:49Step number four, peacock.
03:50Take off your jacket, roll up the sleeves.
03:52I'm just here for Joanna.
03:55I mean, to support her.
03:57Ah, see?
03:58That's step two.
03:58You're listening.
03:59Look, if you want the rest of the plan, man, just text me, all right?
04:05You want cute?
04:06Donate a stuffed animal.
04:09Hey, maybe we can get some massages later.
04:12Oh, you got a cot.
04:13Yeah, called the front desk.
04:15They brought one up.
04:15Problem solved.
04:17Awesome.
04:20Hey, uh, I'm going to go check out the rest of the resort and give you some time to practice
04:24on your own.
04:25Okay, thanks.
04:42All right, Mark.
04:43Let's see what you got.
04:45Ninety-eight percent of women drink a vodka soda lime at a wedding.
04:56Hey, sorry it took so long.
05:00Wow.
05:01You look amazing.
05:03Thanks for the room.
05:04Yeah, no problem.
05:05The hand dryers down here at the restroom work better than expected.
05:09JoJo!
05:10JoJo!
05:11Oh, look at you and this guy.
05:13Hi.
05:13Hey, Ryan.
05:14See you.
05:15So beautiful.
05:16What's up?
05:17Wow, you guys are ready, huh?
05:18Most floors turn down a complimentary invite, but Ryan and I are using this wedding as our
05:22last hurrah.
05:23Tomorrow we start trying.
05:25What?
05:26Trying.
05:27Oh, I was like trying, trying.
05:29Like baby making time.
05:31These tubes are ready to drop it like it's hot.
05:34Ew.
05:36I'm not comfortable with that either, so.
05:38Whatever, we're going hard.
05:39Ryan has been pre-gaming all day.
05:41Honestly, I've been playing this for like a long time, like years.
05:45I got us matching flasks.
05:47Oh.
05:47It's pretty cool.
05:48All right, here's the game.
05:50If you see the bride's mom's cleave, you drink once.
05:52If you see the flower girl crying, you drink twice.
05:54If you see a dog in a tuxedo, you drink three times.
05:57Wait, wait, wait.
05:58What was the first one again?
05:59I don't know.
05:59Who cares?
06:00We're having fun.
06:01It's a party.
06:08Hey, I like those dresses.
06:10Hey, how about the music?
06:12I'm digging the strings.
06:13Classy.
06:14What about like a cover band or something?
06:16Dude, what if they start playing classical covers on pop songs?
06:21Like Casey and Jojo?
06:22Yes.
06:24You're obsessed.
06:26Yeah, because it's the perfect love song.
06:31Hey.
06:32Oh, are you okay?
06:33I'm feeling a little nauseous.
06:34I'm going to go to the bathroom.
06:35Do you want to come?
06:36Yeah.
06:37How about I get you some water?
06:38Okay.
06:43Hey.
06:44Girls going to the bathroom together?
06:46Drink.
06:47All right.
07:04Allison.
07:04Hi.
07:05What are you doing here?
07:07Uh, just working through pre-show jitters.
07:10Oh, let me, let me get one of your brides.
07:11No, no, no, no, please, stay, stay, um, I'm fine.
07:14I can't believe I'm one of those brides.
07:17It's totally normal, okay?
07:20How are you supposed to really know it's the right person forever?
07:25I mean...
07:26Yeah, I don't know that I'm qualified to answer.
07:30I mean, I, I love Carl.
07:31I do.
07:32Do you want to just...
07:35tell me, should I marry?
07:38Allison, Allison, you and Carl,
07:41you couldn't be more perfect for each other, okay?
07:45When I look at you two, it's so obvious how much love there is between you.
07:50Okay?
07:51Yeah.
07:51And, you know, how do you know that you're supposed to marry someone?
07:54You, you marry the person that always has your back, you know,
07:58that challenges you and supports you and makes you the best version of yourself, you know?
08:03The person you can't imagine not being in your life.
08:07You, you marry your best friend.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Okay.
08:14Great.
08:18Okay.
08:20Okay.
08:20Thank you so much.
08:24Okay.
08:25I'm gonna see you on there.
08:26Okay.
08:27Okay.
08:30Okay.
08:43Okay.
08:45Yeah.
08:46Okay.
08:47Okay.
08:48Okay.
08:48Okay.
08:49Joanna, I need to tell you something.
08:51I need to tell you something, too.
08:54I'll go first.
08:56I'm pregnant.
08:58What?
08:59Oh, you're going to have a baby?
09:02Oh, my God.
09:05What?
09:05I know.
09:06How long have you known?
09:07I don't know.
09:08I had a feeling, and then I...
09:09Hold on.
09:10Wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:10What were you going to say?
09:12Okay.
09:14How do I even say this?
09:15Um, I think I could actually marry Peter.
09:22What?
09:23When did you find...
09:25Oh.
09:27Oh, let's go.
09:28Hey, sorry.
09:30Brian wanted to squeeze in another drink before the wedding.
09:33That's a maniac.
09:35Huh.
09:36Carl did the whole sneakers on the groomsmen.
09:40I'm into it.
09:41A or an A for your wedding?
09:43Um, yeah, I don't know.
09:46Fair enough.
09:47Oh.
09:48Okay, how do you feel about bow ties?
09:50When you visualize your husband, do you see him in a bow tie or an open collar like me?
09:57Um.
09:59Hey.
10:01Your song is going to go great.
10:03Yeah.
10:04And you should dry your hands before you start playing.
10:07Pretty sweaty.
10:08Okay.
10:11Okay.
10:15Then by the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.
10:19You may now kiss the bride.
10:23Woo-hoo!
10:25Yeah!
10:26Yeah!
10:27Okay.
10:28Okay.
10:29Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you Mr. and Mrs. De Tani.
10:33Woo-hoo!
10:36Woo-hoo!
10:36Woo-hoo!
10:37Woo-hoo!
10:40Okay.
10:40So you want to marry Peter now?
10:42Woo-hoo!
10:42And this is outside of the pact, or this is because of the pact?
10:45I can't keep up.
10:47I know how crazy I must sound, okay?
10:49But I was talking to Allison, and we were talking about how you know if someone's the
10:52one, and I was listing everything that mattered, and I realized that I was just describing Peter.
11:01Oh, sorry, raging hormones.
11:03It's so sweet.
11:04Oh, no, you can't leave it.
11:05Oh, relax, it's water.
11:07What?
11:08I've known I've been pregnant since yesterday.
11:09I just haven't told Ryan yet.
11:11Why not?
11:12It's because he was so excited about tonight.
11:15He sent me an evite to go big.
11:17I didn't want to ruin that for him.
11:19How does telling him he's going to be a dad ruin anything?
11:21I can't.
11:22Do you know how he gets all emotional and overwhelmed, and then he starts giving speeches,
11:26and there's already enough of those going on here.
11:28Lisa, you can't keep making excuses, okay?
11:30You're starting a family.
11:32That's all that matters.
11:32You have to go tell him.
11:33You tell Peter.
11:34What am I supposed to even say?
11:35Hi, hi, Peter.
11:37Um, I want to marry you now.
11:39Perfect.
11:39That sounds great.
11:40No, I have to figure out what this means first.
11:43Do you?
11:43You guys are, like, two peas in a pod.
11:46You're good.
11:47Okay.
11:49I'll tell Peter if you tell Ryan.
11:51Is this another one of your packs?
11:53Because that's working out so well for you.
11:55Okay.
11:56I can do this.
11:57Yeah.
11:58Yeah, me too.
11:59Let's go.
12:02Ichi, ni, san, chi.
12:03Mmm.
12:05Oh, that's disgusting.
12:07Hey, you know what, though?
12:09I'm kicking it off with a two-to-one drink ratio.
12:11It's going to be drink, drink, water.
12:13Wow.
12:14And then dance, rest, repeat.
12:18Because I've got to stay hydrated and be in peak baby-making shape before tomorrow.
12:21Well, everyone says that it's, like, work, but you get to start having sex three to four
12:27times a day.
12:28Oh.
12:29Actually, that does sound like work.
12:31You know, man, it's work, but it's worth it.
12:35You know, I can't wait to teach my little one about why the sky is blue, why birds sing,
12:39why you can't call women cute.
12:41Hey, why is that?
12:42Because it makes them feel childish.
12:44Really?
12:45God, you, though, you must clean up.
12:48Oh.
12:49What's your plan, man?
12:50Look at you.
12:51Your face, your amazing skin.
12:53What?
12:54You, single at a wedding?
12:56That's, like...
12:57Yeah, yeah, everyone keeps saying that.
12:59And they should.
13:00Okay.
13:00They should, man.
13:01I can't believe you still have your pants on.
13:03That's crazy.
13:04You're crazy.
13:05You're crazy.
13:05You're crazy.
13:05No, I'm not good.
13:06Hey, bro.
13:07Lisa is looking for you over by the table.
13:10Oh, okay.
13:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:12Oh, oh, okay.
13:13Keeping that heart healthy for tomorrow, huh?
13:15No, that's my dance.
13:16Oh, okay.
13:18Oh, poor Lisa.
13:21Hey, how you feeling?
13:23Uh, I have to tell you something.
13:26Yeah.
13:34They, they switched our tables.
13:37Um, I am at eight now, and you are at three.
13:41Oh, that sucks.
13:43Yeah.
13:45Was there something else?
13:46No.
13:49You, you are free to go to table three.
13:54Have you had a couple of drinks?
13:56Do you want me to get you some water?
13:58Because you've got to sing soon.
13:59No, that's a good idea.
14:01I'll get it.
14:02You stay.
14:03I go.
14:03Okay.
14:11Oh, hey, I miss you.
14:14There's a photo booth that is just begging to be violated.
14:17Right over there.
14:18Thanks, but I actually came here to tell you something.
14:21Oh, okay.
14:23Yeah.
14:23What is it?
14:24It is that I'm pacing myself.
14:31No drinks for another hour, so I'm going to just take it easy.
14:34Oh, okay.
14:35Okay.
14:37I can do that.
14:37It's a good strategy.
14:39Oh, God.
14:41Look at those kids.
14:43They're so cute.
14:44Aw.
14:46Actually, sweetie.
14:47God.
14:48It's so good to have one last night to just be reckless married people.
14:54I'm going to go freely.
14:55When you're empty, that means it's not enough.
14:57Especially, like, at a wedding.
14:58That's me.
14:58Yeah.
14:58Excuse me.
14:59Is this table three?
15:00Yeah.
15:02Hi.
15:03I'm Peter.
15:04Kate.
15:04Katie.
15:05Caitlin.
15:06Jan.
15:06So, how do you know Carl?
15:08Or, Allison?
15:09I don't know either of them.
15:10Actually, I'm just here supporting a friend.
15:13Aw.
15:14That is the sweetest reason to be at a wedding.
15:17Oh, let's make some room for him, ladies.
15:20Um, here.
15:21So, right here.
15:21Um, actually, there's more room on this side than that chair's wobbly.
15:24We could just throw a chair right here.
15:24No, no, no.
15:25Yeah, let's get over.
15:26You were about to go to the back room.
15:27No, no, no.
15:27Ladies, you can sit right here.
15:28It's fine.
15:29There was a bee over there earlier.
15:30It might be dangerous.
15:31Ladies, ladies.
15:32Uh, before I sit down, let me get everyone a new round of drinks.
15:36Let me guess.
15:37Four vodka soda limes.
15:39How did you know it's my favorite drink?
15:41I'm very intuitive.
15:42That's amazing.
15:43Plus, all your empty glasses have lime wedges in them.
15:46Oh, my goodness.
15:47You caught us.
15:48I'll be right back with your drinks.
15:50Yeah.
15:50Oh, my God.
15:51Did you see the way he looked at me?
15:57Hi.
15:58I'm...
15:59Don't believe we've met.
15:59I'm Guy.
16:01Just to meet you.
16:04Lovely wedding, huh?
16:05I'm just here chaperoning my Aunt Evelyn.
16:09So, what are you drinking there?
16:11Is that an appletini?
16:13Is it a kale...
16:14A kale-tini?
16:15I don't know.
16:16What is it?
16:16Hey.
16:17Oh, hi.
16:17I'm Guy.
16:18And you are?
16:19Married and pregnant.
16:20Oh.
16:21You don't even look fat yet.
16:24That's weird to say.
16:27Interesting.
16:28I'm gonna go ahead and guess that you haven't talked to Peter yet,
16:32because he's surrounded by women.
16:33He is?
16:34Yeah.
16:35He's a single guy at a wedding.
16:37Well, how did Ryan take the news?
16:42You didn't tell him.
16:44Joanna, we're almost ready for you.
16:48You'll be great.
16:50Good luck.
16:56Oh, wow.
16:58It's really hot, huh?
17:02What the...
17:05Much better.
17:06Yeah.
17:11Step five.
17:23Hi.
17:36Um, sorry, Carl and Allison.
17:38I'd actually like to play a different song, if that's okay.
17:40Um, perfect love song.
18:03I will never find another lover sweeter than you, sweeter than you.
18:12I will never find another lover more precious than you.
18:19Boy, you are close to me like my mother, close to me like my father, close to me like my
18:27sister,
18:28me like my brother.
18:30You are the only one, my everything for you, this song, I sing all my life.
18:43Genius idea to get away from the crowd.
18:45Yeah, I figured it's easier to have a real conversation over here.
18:49Remind me to thank that friend you're here supporting.
18:51All my life, pray for someone like you.
18:59And I thank God that I, that I finally found you.
19:07All my life, pray for someone like you.
19:14And I pray that you feel the same way, too.
19:23Yes, I pray that you do love me, too.
19:34Please find your seats.
19:35Dinner is served.
19:38Wait, cocktail hour is over?
19:41Hey, I'm, I'm gonna go check out a friend and I'll meet you back at the tables.
19:45All right, all right.
19:53Joanna, hey.
19:55Oh, hey.
19:57So, what'd you think?
20:02I'm sorry.
20:04Why?
20:06I missed it.
20:09Oh.
20:10I took a walk with Kate and...
20:13Miss Kate.
20:15She's at my table and we started talking and...
20:18Damn.
20:19I'm so sorry.
20:20It's okay.
20:21It's okay.
20:22No, no, no, no, no.
20:23I really wanted to see it and my whole job was to support you and...
20:26Don't worry about it.
20:27It's fine.
20:28It doesn't matter.
20:29You sure?
20:30Yeah.
20:30It's fine.
20:32Well, you did it.
20:34Yeah.
20:34It's over.
20:35It's over.
20:35I'm sure it was amazing and...
20:37Hey, I say we celebrate.
20:39Let's, uh, there's some cotton candy.
20:41Let's take a photo, please.
20:42Come on.
20:43Um, I, I'm just gonna check on Lisa.
20:45I'll, I'll find you in a bit, okay?
20:47Okay.
20:48Okay.
20:55Yeah.
21:09Hey, Lise.
21:11Oh, my God, Joe.
21:13The song was so beautiful.
21:17Is it for Peter?
21:18Yeah, but, uh, he didn't see it.
21:21He was outside talking to some great girl he just met, so...
21:27I'm sorry.
21:29It's okay.
21:30It's not like it would have changed anything.
21:33Yeah.
21:34Have you told Ryan yet?
21:36No.
21:36I'm so good at this.
21:37I'm gonna take you.
21:38Oh, ooh!
21:40Ah!
21:41Look, I get it.
21:42Like, you want tonight to be memorable for him, but wouldn't it be more memorable if you told him?
21:48Um, yeah, I'm not waiting because of the last roughing.
21:51I'm scared.
21:54The minute I tell Ryan, it becomes real.
21:57We're gonna be parents.
21:59Yeah.
22:00It's life-changing.
22:03Lise, you're gonna be the most incredible mom.
22:06Ryan's gonna be the best dad.
22:09You can do this.
22:10Tell him.
22:26Hey, hey, honey.
22:28I'm gonna talk to you.
22:30Oh, you're okay.
22:31Uh, I'm pregnant.
22:35Are you okay?
22:37What?
22:38Oh, my God.
22:43Oh, my God, she's pregnant.
22:46Oh, my God.
22:57Everything you've done today has been so perfect.
23:01Okay.
23:03Picture your wedding.
23:04Do you go with a DJ or a band?
23:08I don't know.
23:09Both are cool.
23:17Hey, uh, just give me a second.
23:23Hey, I just wanted to say congratulations.
23:26Thanks.
23:27It was Peter, right?
23:28Yeah, I'm Joanna's friend.
23:29Uh, her song was so amazing.
23:31I can barely keep it together.
23:33Oh, yeah, she's incredibly talented.
23:35And Somewhere Over the Rainbow is a beautiful song.
23:38Great choice.
23:39Uh, she pulled an audible.
23:41Yeah, she surprised us.
23:44Casey and JoJo's All My Life.
23:46It was perfect.
24:02Hey.
24:09And I finally found you.
24:13It's the perfect love song.
24:39I will never find another lover.
24:43I'm sweeter than you.
24:45I'm sweeter than you.
24:47And I will never find another lover.
24:50I'm precious than you.
24:53I'm precious than you.
24:54But, girl, you're the one who's all my life.
24:59I pray for someone like you.
25:02Yes, I pray that you do love me, too.
25:09And all my life, I pray for someone like you.
25:18And all my life, I pray for someone like you.
25:19And all my life, I pray for someone like you.
25:19And all my life, I pray for someone like you.
25:20And all my life, I pray for someone like you.
25:20You
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