00:10The following program is rated C8.
00:56Help! Help! Brady's in trouble!
01:04Have no fear! Fire Brigade, on the way!
01:15Oh, which way?
01:16Mm-hmm.
01:34Listen, you didn't eat me, right? I'm the multi-born sperm!
01:38Well, I have the papa sperm, of course.
01:39What in the world? What's going on here?
01:45Brainy was lecturing the snake and it smurfed him whole!
01:48He can't really blame it.
01:50Ready, Dimwitty? Rescue operation in three, two, one!
01:57Uh, who's the liar?
01:59Hey, who turned your point?
02:01Ouch, Dimwitty. What were you smurfing your feet?
02:04Don't panic, guys! Hefty's here!
02:23I got this, Hefty.
02:24No offense, Smurfette, but if I couldn't get its jaws open, then no one can.
02:56You're welcome.
03:02Where'd you learn to do that?
03:04I read ten lessons of Smurfoo. I thought it was high time I learned to defend myself.
03:08Teach me!
03:09I wanna learn!
03:10Yeah, me too!
03:11Teach you, Smurfette!
03:13Well, it's not for every Smurf. It takes real discipline and commitment.
03:17Please, Smurfette, we're disciplined!
03:19You really, really wanna learn?
03:23Oh, yeah!
03:24You bet!
03:25That'd be Smurfy!
03:26Very well, then. Class starts...
03:28Now!
03:53Hey! You can't do that! What if you were alone in the forest? What would you do then?
03:58But we're never alone in the forest.
04:01But what if you were?
04:04Mm-hmm.
04:08Now, it's time to practice how to defend yourselves alone in the forest.
04:13That's what Smurfoo is all about.
04:15We'll start with the Dooley Boo, the heron pose, hunted down by a bunch of bears that are late for
04:23dinner.
04:26Put your leg higher, Clumsy!
04:29Whoa!
04:32Hey, Smurfs! Look at me!
04:34I did it! I'm the good!
04:38This is swell, Smurfette! Holy Smurftitar!
04:42Hey, Smurfette! Do you know the box pose?
04:45Me? I don't know it!
04:50Guys! Smurfoo needs perseverance, mental fortitude, and discipline. Jokey, you're out.
04:58Smurfoo is no fun at all.
05:01Okay, let's try the horse rider posture.
05:05Maboo!
05:07Hey, look at Farmer! Superb self-control.
05:16Farmer, out.
05:25Hey, you little slacker! I said, on your own. Out.
05:37Hi!
05:42Hi!
05:55Now, let's apply what we've learned.
05:57Okay, Handy, let's go.
06:01Ah!
06:04Ah!
06:06Ah!
06:09Scaredy, you're up.
06:18Next.
06:26Next.
06:34Friends, help!
06:36One for Smurfs and Smurfs are all!
06:41Hey!
06:42Hey, we did it!
06:43But, guys, I said, on your own?
06:46Can we take a break? I'm Smurfed.
06:49If you want to survive out there, there's no getting tired. Ever!
06:53If you don't want to learn, just quit!
06:56Okay, then.
06:56Anyway, I'm starving. See you later!
06:58Later!
06:59Bye!
07:00Me, I don't like Smurfoo.
07:04Uh... Smurfette? Are you okay?
07:07I'm worried about the others.
07:08They should persevere and stop thinking somebody's always going to be there to get them out of trouble.
07:13Well, usually somebody else is there to help us out. We're Smurfs! One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all!
07:21I disagree. You can never be too prepared. Why has everyone gone soft?
07:26She didn't give us a chance!
07:28I can do push-ups on my own. I just didn't feel like it.
07:31She better not ever ask me for help.
07:34Hmm, Dimwitty, you just gave me a smurf-tacular idea!
08:04I can't wait to see her face! She'll squeal and scream!
08:08She'll come running out, yelling, yoo-hoo!
08:11Then jump in, catch the spider, and save her! She'll see we're no lazy bums!
08:26Help! Help!
08:31What are you guys doing here? And why the Smurf are you screaming like that?
08:35Screaming? I wasn't screaming.
08:37Were you screaming?
08:39Nope.
08:40Me neither. Were you screaming?
08:41No! We'll go find out who screamed!
08:49Okay, we have to Smurf up with something really terrifying!
08:53Let's hide her in the closet and make strange noises!
08:56That's not scary enough!
08:57Isn't Ogre scary enough?
09:01Okay, guys, no sudden movements!
09:05Don't worry, he's not hungry!
09:07Just ate horse!
09:14Now, I hungry!
09:30Help! Emergency! Help! Help!
09:33What happened?
09:34An ogre took Jokey and the others!
09:36Okay, we need to Smurf a rescue party at once!
09:40They're just mad at me for pushing them so hard!
09:43They're playing another trick to scare me!
09:45That's not true!
09:46Well, we were mad at her.
09:47But the ogre really did take them! I swear!
09:50I'm telling you, Papa Smurf, it's all an act!
09:54Let me handle this!
09:55Well, okay, if you're sure.
09:57But the two of you had better go together!
09:59Hm?
10:05Hey, where's the fire?
10:09So, you and your friend Smurfed these huge footprints to scare me?
10:13Fine, let's see where they lead.
10:15No! You mustn't go alone! We have to warn the others!
10:18Oh, please! May I remind you?
10:21I'm a Smurf-oomaster.
10:26What a way to go smothered in a Smurf sandwich!
10:31You've gotta be kidding me!
10:32Honey and mayonnaise? Yuck!
10:35Those don't go together!
10:40Hey, Big Mouth!
10:42Sorry to spoil your appetite.
10:44Smurfed came to save us!
10:46I'll take you on. Just you and me!
10:50Eh? Okay.
11:01What's that called? The mosquito pose?
11:12Eh? Much more!
11:16Eh?
11:17Eh?
11:18Eh?
11:18Eh?
11:21Eh?
11:22Eh?
11:24Eh?
11:24Eh?
11:25Why does bread always fall Smurfside down?
11:27Eh?
11:28Eh?
11:30Eh?
11:31Let's join the others! Come on!
11:33Here we go!
11:35Huh?
11:37Huh?
11:39Huh?
11:40Huh?
11:41Huh?
11:42Huh?
11:42Huh?
11:43Oh, that hurts!
11:45Huh?
11:49Huh?
11:52Huh?
11:54Huh?
11:55Huh?
11:57Huh?
11:57Huh?
11:59Huh?
12:00Huh?
12:00It's nice to be able to count on your friends after all.
12:03You guys make one heck of a team.
12:05We make one heck of a team.
12:08One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all!
12:10Eh?
12:11You know what? Honey and May Mays aren't so bad together after all.
12:15Oh, no!
12:16Oh, my God!
12:17Oh, nice to be able to meet you!
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