00:10The following program is rated C8.
00:49Oh, 196, 197, 198, 199.
01:00200, whoa.
01:09Hello, Smurfette.
01:11Hi, Hafty.
01:14How are you today?
01:17Because I'm in great shape.
01:22Hmm.
01:25That thing looks heavy.
01:27Not at all, Hafty.
01:28You need a hand?
01:30You're sweet, Hafty, but I can handle a rosebush.
01:34You want me to smurf a hole so you can plant it?
01:36Or maybe an enclosure to protect it?
01:38Oh, that's OK.
01:39Farmer said he'd help me.
01:41Farmer?
01:42Your carriage is a-callin', missy.
01:45Oh, merci, monsieur.
01:47But, Smurfette, are you sure?
01:49Bye!
02:02I've got a present for you, Hafty.
02:04Not today, Jokey.
02:06Hmm?
02:09Why so blue?
02:11Forget it.
02:12You wouldn't understand.
02:13Ignore this clown.
02:15What's got you down?
02:16Well, I just don't know why certain Smurfs barely notice me.
02:22Hmm?
02:23No.
02:26Anyway.
02:27What's wrong with me?
02:28I've got bulging biceps, perfect pecs, square shoulders, floral deodorant.
02:35Why doesn't you like me?
02:37If you're handsome and fair, the problem might be elsewhere.
02:39Hmm?
02:40Your nose is too big.
02:41Hmm?
02:42Hmm?
02:43What did you say?
02:45Just kidding.
02:46Not funny.
02:48My nose is just perfect.
02:52Okay, maybe it's a little big.
02:57Hmm.
02:59Hmm?
03:01Diameter.
03:02That's...
03:03Ouch!
03:04Hmm.
03:05Hmm.
03:07Hmm.
03:08Sarsaparilla deodorant.
03:13The size of your pants plus the length of your tongue multiplied by the width of your nostrils divided by
03:17Papa Smurf's age.
03:18Hefty, it's basic math.
03:20Your nose is 37% too big.
03:22It's a Smurf-tastrophe!
03:24Lucky for you, I have just the solution.
03:31Hmm?
03:32Mm-hmm.
03:44Huh?
03:47Huh?
03:47Hi, Smurfette.
03:50Ouch!
03:53Oh!
03:56Oh!
03:57Oh!
03:58Oh!
03:59You have to!
04:00You're so funny!
04:03Oh!
04:05Holy Smurfs!
04:06You won't woo her like that!
04:07Leave this to the experts!
04:27Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:30Oh!
04:32Oh!
04:35Oh!
04:35Uh!
04:38Ah, boys.
04:43Why don't you ask Papa Smurf for a nose Smurf?
04:46Hmm.
04:48A nose Smurf?
04:50But why, Hefty?
04:52Me?
04:53I don't like nose Smurfs.
04:56Smurfette thinks it's too big.
04:5837% too big.
05:00You must have a potion for that.
05:02No, I don't have that kind of potion.
05:04You're being ridiculous.
05:05Your nose is just fine.
05:07Vanity, is your nose too big?
05:10Heavens, no.
05:11My nose is superb, just like the rest of my face.
05:14And there you have it.
05:16If Vanity likes his nose, then we all like our noses.
05:20There's no need to smurf it, Hefty.
05:22Now I have to get back to work.
05:24Smurfing your nose, whatever.
05:26Hmm.
05:28I haven't had my final word.
05:30Follow me.
05:32Papa Smurf doesn't want to help?
05:34No matter.
05:35Gargamel must have something in one of his spell books.
05:37Hefty, would you remind me where Gargamel is supposed to be?
05:41Today's the all-you-can-eat buffet at the tavern.
05:43And that cheapskate, Gargamel.
05:44What is it for the world?
05:46There's no time to lose.
05:47We have to smurf that book.
05:48And fast.
05:49Uh, Brainy?
05:50I think I found it.
05:52Yeah, yeah, Dimwitty.
05:54Could you stop bothering me for nothing?
05:56I'm busy searching.
05:57Can't you see this is serious?
05:59Oh?
06:00Okay.
06:03It's not here.
06:05Or here, either.
06:12Where could he have put that book?
06:14Hefty, please, I have to say, are you sure about that buffet?
06:17Of course.
06:19Why?
06:19Because he's eaten so fast this time I don't even have time to ride.
06:23How dare they accuse me of taking too much food?
06:26It's called an all-you-can-eat buffet, isn't it?
06:30Now, where's my key?
06:31Ow!
06:32Ow!
06:35Ah!
06:40Ow!
06:41What?
06:42You smell Smurfs?
06:45Oh, please.
06:47That's the brussel sprouts, you fleabag.
06:51They're Smurfs.
06:52Let us make haste, or Gargamel will lay us to waste.
07:07I can't believe it, Dimwitty.
07:08Why didn't you tell us you'd smurf the magic book?
07:12Move, please.
07:13Okay, a potion to smurf my nose.
07:15How to shower with one teaspoon of toad drool.
07:19Five steps more, and he'll be at the door.
07:21How to grow lush, silky hair.
07:26How to make your toes multiply?
07:28Wait!
07:29Someone ripped out a page?
07:31You mean this one?
07:33Mmm, delicious.
07:34It has a little sarsaparilla taste.
07:36Three!
07:37Uh...
07:38Huh?
07:38Holy Smurfs, Dimwitty!
07:40You actually found the right page!
07:43Two...
07:43Let's Smurf out of here!
07:45Whoa!
07:51Oh, stop it with the Smurfs, you numbskull.
07:54They wouldn't dare come here.
07:55They're too afraid of me.
07:57Hmm.
07:59Smurf the magic cream with your spatula.
08:02Hmm?
08:03Then apply to nose.
08:04Huh?
08:05A small amount, right?
08:07Hmm?
08:09Well?
08:16Hefty, I so apologize.
08:18Your snout is the same size.
08:20Ugh!
08:21All I want is a smaller nose.
08:23Is that too much to ask?
08:27Patience, Hefty.
08:29It says here to wait 12 hours.
08:31Hmm?
08:32Okay.
08:33Good night.
08:34See you tomorrow, Hefty.
08:35Don't give up.
08:35Bye!
08:41No fair.
08:42Somebody gave him a present bigger than mine.
08:45Where's Hefty?
08:50What's that?
08:54Hmm.
08:55It looks like a very big nose.
08:57Dimwitty, watch out!
08:59Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:02Ah!
09:02Ah!
09:03Ah!
09:14It's a Smurftastrophe!
09:16Gargamel's cream turned Hefty into a giant nose!
09:20Huh?
09:22Huh?
09:24Huh?
09:26Huh?
09:27Huh?
09:27It's going to Smurfettes!
09:29Huh?
09:30What is going on?
09:32We'll explain on the way!
09:33Huh?
09:34Hefty turned into a giant nose!
09:36We have to save Smurfette!
09:38Hmm...
09:39Huh?
09:40Huh?
09:40Huh?
09:40Huh?
09:41Smurfette!
09:42Ah!
09:43You're immortal danger!
09:44You must hide the forest!
09:46Quick!
09:46You know nothing scares me!
09:51Ah!
09:52What's that?
09:53What's that?
09:55That is Hefty!
09:57Wait!
09:57I've got an idea!
10:01Hello, Hefty!
10:02Uh, nose!
10:04I've got a present for you!
10:06He-he-he!
10:07Yeah!
10:08Oh!
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:11Oh!
10:14Oh!
10:15Oh!
10:16Oh!
10:17Oh!
10:18Ah!
10:21Hazy!
10:21Great timing!
10:22Yay!
10:24I've got you!
10:25Ah!
10:26Ah!
10:30There she goes!
10:32Up the nose!
10:36C'mon!
10:37There's not a minute to lose!
10:39Andy?
10:40Mm-hmm?
10:41Hold him back as long as you can!
10:42I'm going to Smurf a plant!
10:44Okay Papa Smurf.
10:51Huh, time to take action.
10:54Okay.
11:11Uh-oh.
11:25No!
11:30No!
11:32No!
11:36Shoot it!
11:39Oh!
11:44Eww!
11:46Pepper. Works every time.
11:50Smurf the cage!
11:57Oh, Hefty, what came over you?
12:00You've always had a lovely nose.
12:04Oh...
12:06Oh, hefty, what came over you?
12:07See you there.
12:10How are you doing today, Hefty?
12:12Are you back to normal yet?
12:14Could be a few more days.
12:15Who knows?
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