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00:19Hi. Sorry, I'm late.
00:21Oh, hey. It's okay.
00:23Gave me time to beat my snake score.
00:25Anyways, I'm already used to being flaked on.
00:27Mm-hmm. Peter, Tiffany's whole group got caught bringing alcohol into the dance.
00:31They got kicked out, so you should be happy she bailed on you.
00:34Really?
00:34Yeah.
00:35That's okay. I didn't want to go with her anyways.
00:37Well, why didn't you ask someone else?
00:39There's no one else to ask.
00:40Nobody in the whole school.
00:42I mean, there was another girl, but I wasn't sure how she felt.
00:50Whatever. Someone else asked her anyway.
00:52Well, then don't wait till long next time, you know?
00:55You should have had a backup.
00:57I don't want to make someone a backup.
00:59I would have been your backup.
01:02Hey, do you want to go to the after party at Wes's?
01:05I heard he just got a GameCube.
01:07Nah, I don't think so.
01:09Applications are too soon.
01:10Peter, this is senior year. You need to start enjoying it more. Stop worrying.
01:15How can I not worry?
01:16You know, college is so important.
01:18You know, it affects everything.
01:19Whatever's going to happen is going to happen, you know?
01:22You might as well just go with the flow.
01:24Okay, sure.
01:25I'll be 30, jobless, single, living on my parents' couch, muttering to myself,
01:31I'm just going with the flow.
01:34Okay, so maybe you need a backup plan.
01:37Did you learn nothing from the dance, you know?
01:39Unless you want to be single when you're 30.
01:42Oh, hell no.
01:4330 is so old.
01:45Do you think you'll be married by then?
01:47I don't know.
01:48That's, like, forever from now, you know?
01:50And anyway, what's the point?
01:51My parents, they got divorced in their 30s, so...
01:54Yeah, but doesn't it freak you out that you might be alone?
01:57Let's go with the flow, you know?
01:59Or have a backup plan.
02:01Hey, you're learning.
02:02Oh, do you want to be my backup then?
02:04Yeah, okay.
02:06Wait, what?
02:07Yeah, why not?
02:08You know, but only if you were my backup too.
02:11By then we'll probably be totally happy with other people,
02:14but if we're not, you made some good points.
02:16Are you serious?
02:17Yeah, like, if you had known that I would have been your backup to the dance,
02:21wouldn't it have been less scary to ask that girl you wanted to go with?
02:24Yeah.
02:26Okay, okay.
02:28If we're still single by 30, then let's get married.
02:32Cool.
02:33Oh, shake on it?
02:42Hey.
02:43Okay, yeah, I'll be right out.
02:46Hey, Wes is here.
02:47Are you sure you don't want to go?
02:49Yeah.
02:50Well, I'll see you Monday then.
02:51Later, future husband.
02:53Peace out, wifey.
02:55Joanna.
02:59Have a good time.
03:01I will.
03:03Thanks.
03:24Morning, Grace.
03:26Isn't it your birthday or something?
03:27I normally rely on Facebook, but I deactivated it after mom invited me to her Bible study group.
03:32In fact, it is.
03:34What'd you get me?
03:35An employee with a solid work ethic?
03:36Because I need one.
03:38Chill.
03:39I processed the Goldman order like hours ago.
03:42Well, what are you working on now, then?
03:43Oh, just a new track.
03:45Is this what you're using your biochem degree for?
03:48No.
03:49I'm going to use that in a year when I go to med school.
03:52Now is the time to brag about applying to medical school.
03:55Do you realize how lucky you are?
03:57I didn't get a gap year.
03:58And the summer after I graduated, mom and dad made me work here, and I had to have an internship.
04:03Stop talking and get back to work.
04:06Happy birthday.
04:08Thanks, Mom.
04:09Happy birthday, Peter.
04:10I posted on your wall.
04:13Nice.
04:13Thanks, Dad.
04:15So, what are you going to do for the big 3-0?
04:18Mark and I are going to go check out this new taco truck on 10th.
04:21Tacos?
04:22Slow down.
04:22Isn't that like a 40th birthday?
04:24This is as good as it gets type of thing?
04:26Robin, wish you a happy birthday?
04:29No.
04:30Why not?
04:31Maybe it's the whole we're not together anymore thing.
04:34You should call her.
04:35No, and say what?
04:36Hey, this is your ex-boyfriend calling.
04:39Wish me a happy birthday.
04:40Yeah, then call someone else.
04:42A man of your age should be settling down by now.
04:45It's time to hurry up and give us grandbabies.
04:48Yeah, Peter.
04:49You're kind of bringing great shame on this family.
04:58No.
05:09Lisa?
05:10Jojo!
05:12Hi!
05:13hi oh it's so good to see you oh you too wow i can't believe you're here like standing here
05:20it's so weird or is this one of those i have a layover before my singapore flight visits
05:25no i'm uh i'm back back for now okay well i want all the deets
05:32okay so i read about this place on a blog and they're supposed to have the best tacos
05:37what is that fish and grapes is this how we're going out for your birthday yeah man it's chill
05:41i like chill yeah speaking of chill what do you think of this app it's called drenched
05:47apparently it tells you if you're wearing too much galon no that sounds terrible how does that
05:52even work i don't know i'm just the money guy did robin wish you a happy birthday no why does
06:00everyone keep asking me that it's almost impossible not to wish someone a happy birthday you know i mean
06:03facebook puts it on your phone i mean it's gotta be a big deal the year an ex-girlfriend doesn't
06:08hit you up anymore to wish you a happy birthday i mean that means she's totally over you look i
06:13wasn't expecting to hear from her although it would have been nice yeah well robin's not nice hey i can
06:19say that but you can't yeah i mean can you imagine if you were still with her i mean she
06:23would throw the
06:23most amazing birthday party for robin and you would have been okay with it because you never say what
06:29you want that's not true man hey just cut you didn't let me cut you no hey buddy you cut
06:38my friend
06:39it's his birthday move your ass put my foot in it hey how you doing what's up fish and grapes
06:45please
06:45birthday boy so everything i know about you is from the internet i'm totally obsessed you partied on a yacht
06:51yeah that was from a few years ago in thailand and then you had that short hair don't care phase
06:56in
06:57may and then nothing yeah i'm off social media now is it because of a guy yeah sort of was
07:04it the hot
07:04guy at the rooftop party with the chinese lanterns and the pug that everybody was posing with yeah sorry
07:09i went down a rabbit hole wow something uh yeah that was carl carl wanted more and i wasn't ready
07:16so i left and long story short he started seeing a close friend of mine shut up they're getting
07:24married what just got to save the date steal your man and then invite you to the wedding that is
07:29so
07:29dramatic no it wasn't like that allison was like my little sister in college and she was
07:36very affronted about the whole thing still i would feel really weird if i were you obviously it's not
07:41what i had planned on happening but neither was being almost 30 moving back to my hometown
07:47single so uh yeah it's nothing i can't handle might as well throw in my ex marrying my college best
07:53friend wow you've never made me feel so happy about being married my sister and i have to binge watch
07:59the bachelor and you're like living the real thing i don't take that as a compliment how is chloe by
08:04the
08:04way oh she's 26 and a pain in my ass and she's been living with me hey are you looking
08:09for a roommate
08:10so we're going tonight birthday boy nowhere are you kidding me come on like it's my birthday is the
08:17best pickup line and tonight it's actually drew look i really don't want to make a big deal out of
08:21it
08:21let me see your phone i'm gonna download this app
08:26oh i put salsa verde in this dude what's wrong with being in your 30s your 30s are awesome if
08:32anything
08:32your 20s suck you have no money no direction you have no idea what you're doing it's like adult
08:38puberty yeah i just feel like i haven't accomplished anything that i thought i was supposed to you know
08:44by the time my dad was 30 he was married had two kids and escaped the communist regime my biggest
08:51decision today will be if i send back this burrito with salsa verde i may be 30 but i feel
08:57like a
08:57teenager boom updated your status you're hosting a birthday party tonight sawhorse dude not cool i don't
09:04care it's your birthday turn up ah yes my skin looks so good in this lighting wow oh my gosh
09:14i mean
09:14i love it i'm so down um maybe we're doing this a little quickly i still have furniture to buy
09:20i saw a
09:21garage sale on facebook and there's a craigslist so i'm on it well you know maybe we should get to
09:26know
09:26each other a little bit better first totally yeah here's my sin up i'm 25 26 shut up okay uh
09:32swf
09:33add esfp on the mbti um what else oh i sleep eat but i also awake eat and girls are
09:41threatened by me
09:41because i physically and verbally threaten them and i have very little patience and i hate kids in
09:47early mornings oh uh what do you do i'm a teacher um children unfortunately
09:55sorry it says that your old bestie peter ma is having a
10:01too fast 230th birthday extravaganza why do i get notified for this stuff makes no sense wow
10:09peter ma we haven't spoken in years oh it's at sawhorse i hate that bar i love that bar of
10:16course you do
10:16who's peter okay he cute yeah maybe be fun to go surprise him will you come with me that's gonna
10:23be a hard pass ryan and i are watching a nature documentary and then having scheduled sex scheduled
10:28sex yep that's what married people do that's so unromantic relax we have romance time scheduled on
10:34thursdays from seven to nine have fun you guys okay because i know i will we're gonna heat it up
10:39then
10:39cool it down i don't know what it is goodbye okay bye
10:43roommate bonding
10:50wonder how long until our cycles sync up
10:55happy birthday look i have one drink and then i'm leaving no no dude you're gonna stay relax it's okay
11:00no no seriously i want to catch the last quarter of the laker game and besides it was the last
11:04minute
11:04post i'm sure no one's gonna show up what are you talking about where's your buddy jeff hey jeff
11:12i don't even know who jeff is please don't know them please don't know them
11:22joanna
11:26peter oh my god wow happy 30s wow come on come here come here what are you doing here i
11:36mean obviously i'm
11:36here for a too fast to 30s birthday extravaganza i told you it was a great title you're welcome
11:41oh hey uh this is mark uh we went to college together and joanna known since i was a kid
11:49nice to meet you hey good to meet you too joanna okay let me go check out my friend okay
11:56and you thought a bunch of randos are just going to show up she's not a rando she was my
12:01best friend
12:02in high school and you know we just lost touch over the years but i guess it's pretty random
12:07oh best friend huh did you guys no no no no no it was not like that between us oh
12:13so she friendzoned
12:14you no i mean i did have a crush on her but i don't think she felt the same way
12:20see that's why i'm not
12:21friends with any ladies wow it's insane that she's here wait what i doubt she remembers but
12:28you know in high school we made a pact that if we weren't married by the time we're 30 we'd
12:34marry
12:34each other wow that is the most stupidest thing i've ever heard were you guys stoned and watching
12:40Dawson's Creek no it was like sort of a joke you know she was my backup how about you back
12:45your
12:45ass up into that bar and go ask her out perfect yeah i'm gonna go for it hell yeah and
12:53i'm gonna be your
12:54wingman oh my god you're so pretty never stand next to me hey hi what's up ladies hey how you
13:08doing
13:08i'm mark um this is chloe my roommate um you remember lisa right this is her sister yes lisa she
13:17used to
13:17con me into giving her my calculus homework before class right that's lisa ah calculus that's he's so
13:24smart where is everyone else though oh i deleted the post it was all mark's idea no but he came
13:31up
13:31with it he's a genius you're silly you're so silly um i actually just wanted something chill curl up with
13:38the milkshake from sunny's yes yes yeah man i miss sunny's no i haven't been there in like years
13:45i can't believe you remembered that sunny's you know oh i'm sorry we didn't order this i did
13:51to peter and his waning youth to the birthday boy cheers
13:58so where are you living now um oh my god is this mark oh my just popped up on happen
14:06shirtless and
14:07holding a baby tiger yeah i was uh i was out on the safari after selling my hit app creator
14:14of what
14:15do you mean that's your app a meme generator swipe left what no swipe left for being judgmental
14:25swipe left for john mayorkov swipe left for fathers that clearly didn't take care of their daughters
14:30swipe left for holding up two bottles of dawn by your face in a club no swipe left for someone
14:36who's
14:36clearly jealous that they haven't had bottle service in vegas swipe left on axe body spray and that tacky
14:42watch and and tweezed eyebrows swipe left on someone who doesn't appreciate hygiene bling and eyebrows
14:48that stay bleeped okay swipe left delete apps throw away phone become mountain woman let's go joanna
14:56okay catch you later want to go out sometime
15:03what the hell happened that that girl chloe is ridiculous no no we were making progress
15:07where was my wingman look i can't wing when there's this annoying sparrow picking at my feathers
15:12all right look we'll just we'll take a break okay we'll we'll we'll talk to someone else let's talk
15:17to these girls no no i do not want to talk to girls i want to talk to hey ladies
15:21would you like it if my
15:22friend here bought you guys a drink yes mark that's exactly what i wanted to do finally oh my god
15:30i would like a vodka crayon but just like a splash of crayon and courtney's gonna get a white wine
15:36spritzer and jc jc jc give her a water she's cut off for the night
15:48okay that was intense was it no no i was flirting with mark absolutely not no with that guy over
15:57there
15:57we were making eye contact the whole time wow oh he's so cute he has friends go talk to them
16:03no i i want to go you know catch up with peter really okay this spritzer yes you're amazing
16:11you know actually let's let's grab drinks yeah let's grab some drinks yeah no no no i i don't live
16:18with my parents i work with my parents oh yeah i love my parents too hey just so you know
16:25asha the baby
16:26tiger and i still keep in touch okay i send a dollar every month to keep that little bad boy
16:31fed
16:31it's not just some ploy okay i was more opposed to your wax chest that was just a phase
16:40that i'm still going through i don't hate it
16:49i could say anything it wouldn't matter i don't want to be here right now there's a girl from high
16:55school that i want to ask out hey sorry i lost you oh i didn't know this bar was here
17:13yeah i kind
17:15needed a break from upstairs there's a lot of sketchy guys up there but it like it really sucks
17:20to be a girl at a bar okay wait no no no i just bought three girls drinks and probably
17:24paid off one
17:25of their student loans it sucks for guys at bars can you imagine like asking someone out at a bar
17:33the
17:33worst place ever totally agree so do you have a good birthday tonight yeah although i would have
17:45preferred something more low-key but it was great seeing you i just wish we got to catch up more
17:49i
17:49know me too well hey um is sunny still open wanna go yes please let's leave this place um should
17:58we go
17:58find mark and chloe then yes yes yeah uh oh mark said that they went to another bar but didn't
18:09say
18:09which one they what okay actually chloe downloaded find my friends on my phone before she left people
18:17use that chloe does oh they're actually not too far you want to just meet them there please let's get
18:25out of here okay uh i don't know if i could do another bar yeah i know that sounds rough
18:29all right
18:30let's go go go go go go so joanna taylor not on social media it's a bold move i mean
18:39gets people
18:39thinking who is she avoiding i swear it's really not that interesting all right i hear you
18:48and you were dating a guy he's a little older than me ready to get married so things got
18:57complicated i'm sorry it's totally fine robin but it's okay
19:17right
19:28you
19:31you
19:47Wow.
19:52Welcome to these two pieces.
19:54Thanks for the time.
19:55.
19:55,
19:58.
19:59.
19:59.
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20:00.
20:01.
20:27Everyone is safe, and everyone is safe.
20:30I want to take care of it.
20:32I don't care, no but I don't care about it.
20:35I don't care about the fact that you do things are safe.
20:41I think there are a lot of good things.
20:42I unfortunately feel like I'm making a lot of good stuff.
20:45I think I don't care.
20:47I don't care about the fact that I'm concerned.
20:48I don't care about the fact that I'm concerned about.
24:08...
24:12...
24:13...
24:17...
24:19...
24:20...
24:22...
24:22The answer is the question.
24:27I don't know.
24:29I don't know.
24:32I'm not sure.
24:39I don't know.
24:40I'm not sure how to do this.
24:46I'm not sure how to do this.
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