00:18Why did I agree to do this stupid talent show?
00:21If I'm this nervous now, like, imagine how nervous I'm going to be
00:23when I have to sing in front of the whole school.
00:25Well, you know what they say.
00:26Just a picture of everyone naked.
00:28Who says that?
00:30Are you picturing me naked?
00:32No.
00:33What were you going to say?
00:36Just forget the crowd.
00:38Close your eyes, take a deep breath,
00:40and imagine singing to one person.
00:43Yeah, but then I'm just going to picture Wes.
00:44Then I'm going to be even more nervous.
00:46Right.
00:47Wes.
00:49Well, if he really cares about you,
00:51it doesn't matter what happens.
00:52We'll still love it.
00:53Thanks, Peter.
00:54You're the best.
01:10That was my warm-up.
01:12I knew that.
01:14I'm just supporting you.
01:15Oh, my God.
01:16I just realized I'm going to have to sing
01:19in front of all of my old co-workers
01:20who know I'm Carl's ex.
01:21Wait.
01:22Is it too late to turn around?
01:24No way.
01:25I've been really looking forward to the mashed potato bar.
01:28You know, they serve them in mason jars.
01:31Everything's better in mason jars.
01:32Okay, so you're primarily here for the mason jar bricks.
01:37I mean, I guess I want to hear you sing, too.
01:40Although, Somewhere Over the Rainbow wouldn't be my pick.
01:44What would your pick be?
01:46Casey and Jojo, All My Life.
01:49That's the perfect love song.
01:51Oh, God.
01:52All my life,
01:55a brave as a man like you.
01:58Wow.
01:59Uh, Peter, thanks.
02:02Thank you for coming with me.
02:05You're an amazing friend for doing this.
02:07Yeah, no problem.
02:09No, because you're close to me.
02:12You're like my father.
02:14Close to me, you're like my mother.
02:16Close to me, you're like my sister.
02:18Close to me, you're like my brother.
02:30It's no big deal.
02:32You can have the bed, and I'll just take the floor.
02:34Oh, you don't have to do that, Peter.
02:39This is Mark.
02:40I'm gonna get this.
02:41Okay.
02:45What's up, man?
02:47I'm locked out of my bedroom.
02:48What?
02:49Chloe.
02:50I told her she looked cute, and apparently she took that as an insult, so...
02:52I'm not cute.
02:53Lesson learned.
02:54I'm pretty sure there's more to that story.
02:56But I'm at the wedding with Joanna.
02:58Sorry.
02:58Ooh, how's that going?
02:59Pretty good.
03:00Easy drive up, nice venue, and the room I'm sharing with Joanna only has one bed.
03:06Dude, on purpose?
03:07Yeah.
03:07She booked the room.
03:09I may be taking a leap, but...
03:10Maybe this is her way of saying that she wants to hook up.
03:13Maybe, or maybe not.
03:14But while Joanna keeps you guessing, you're missing out on the shirt of fame.
03:17You're a single guy at a wedding, dude.
03:19Single women are motivated by jealousy and alcohol, and that's all a wedding is.
03:23And you're gonna be in a suit?
03:24Dude, game over.
03:26That's not the plan for tonight.
03:28So I'm sure your plan is to just sit there and try to wonder what this whole one-bedroom situation
03:32is,
03:33while my five-point plan has been perfected over the years on how to get laid at a wedding.
03:39I don't want to be that guy.
03:41Step number one, be that guy.
03:43Step number two, drop a sweet reason why you're there.
03:45Step number three, a little game I like to play called, guess your drink.
03:49Step number four, peacock.
03:50Take off your jacket, roll up the sleeves.
03:52I'm just here for Joanna.
03:55I mean, to support her.
03:57Ah, see?
03:58That's step two.
03:58You're listening.
03:59Look, if you want the rest of the plan, man, just text me, all right?
04:05You want cute?
04:06Donate a stuffed animal.
04:09Hey, maybe we can get some massages later.
04:12Oh, you got a cot.
04:13Yeah, called the front desk.
04:15They brought one up.
04:15Problem solved.
04:17Awesome.
04:20Hey, uh, I'm going to go check out the rest of the resort and give you some time to practice
04:24on your own.
04:25Okay, thanks.
04:42All right, Mark.
04:43Let's see what you got.
04:45Ninety-eight percent of women drink a vodka soda lime at a wedding.
04:56Hey, sorry it took so long.
05:00Wow.
05:01You look amazing.
05:03Thanks for the room.
05:04Yeah, no problem.
05:05The hand dryers down here at the restroom work better than expected.
05:09JoJo!
05:10JoJo!
05:11Oh, look at you and this guy.
05:13Hi.
05:13Hey, Ryan.
05:14See you.
05:15So beautiful.
05:16What's up?
05:17Wow, you guys are ready, huh?
05:18Most floors turn down a complimentary invite, but Ryan and I are using this wedding as our
05:22last hurrah.
05:23Tomorrow we start trying.
05:25What?
05:26Trying.
05:27Oh, I was like trying, trying.
05:29Like baby making time.
05:31These tubes are ready to drop it like it's hot.
05:34Ew.
05:36I'm not comfortable with that either, so.
05:38Whatever, we're going hard.
05:39Ryan has been pre-gaming all day.
05:41Honestly, I've been playing this for like a long time, like years.
05:45I got us matching flasks.
05:47Oh.
05:47It's pretty cool.
05:48All right, here's the game.
05:50If you see the bride's mom's cleave, you drink once.
05:52If you see the flower girl crying, you drink twice.
05:54If you see a dog in a tuxedo, you drink three times.
05:57Wait, wait, wait.
05:58What was the first one again?
05:59I don't know.
05:59Who cares?
06:00We're having fun.
06:01It's a party.
06:08Hey, I like those dresses.
06:10Hey, how about the music?
06:12I'm digging the strings.
06:13Classy.
06:14What about like a cover band or something?
06:16Dude, what if they start playing classical covers on pop songs?
06:21Like Casey and Jojo?
06:22Yes.
06:24You're obsessed.
06:26Yeah, because it's the perfect love song.
06:31Hey.
06:32Oh, are you okay?
06:33I'm feeling a little nauseous.
06:34I'm going to go to the bathroom.
06:35Do you want to come?
06:36Yeah.
06:37How about I get you some water?
06:38Okay.
06:43Hey.
06:44Girls going to the bathroom together?
06:46Drink.
06:47All right.
07:04Allison.
07:04Hi.
07:05What are you doing here?
07:07Uh, just working through pre-show jitters.
07:10Oh, let me get one of your brides.
07:11No, no, no, no.
07:11Please, stay, stay.
07:13Um, I'm fine.
07:14I can't believe I'm one of those brides.
07:17It's totally normal, okay?
07:20How are you supposed to really know it's the right person forever?
07:25I mean...
07:26Yeah, I don't know that I'm qualified to answer.
07:29Allison, I mean, I love Carl.
07:31I do.
07:32Do you want to just...
07:35tell me, should I marry?
07:38Allison, Allison, you and Carl...
07:41you couldn't be more perfect for each other, okay?
07:45When I look at you two, it's so obvious how much love there is between you.
07:50Okay?
07:51Yeah.
07:51And, you know, how do you know that you're supposed to marry someone?
07:54You marry the person that always has your back, you know, that challenges you and supports you
08:00and makes you the best version of yourself, you know?
08:03The person you can't imagine not being in your life.
08:06You marry your best friend.
08:11Yeah.
08:13Okay.
08:14Great.
08:18Okay.
08:20Okay, Lisa.
08:24Okay.
08:26I'm gonna see you in there.
08:26Okay.
08:27Okay.
08:30Okay.
08:49Joanna, I need to tell you something.
08:51I need to tell you something, too.
08:53I'll go first.
08:56I'm pregnant.
08:58What?
08:59Oh, you're gonna have a baby?
09:02Oh, my God.
09:05What?
09:05I know.
09:06How long have you known?
09:07I don't know.
09:08I had a feeling, and then I...
09:09Hold on.
09:10Wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:10What were you gonna say?
09:12Okay.
09:14How do I even say this?
09:16Um...
09:18I think I could actually marry Peter.
09:22What?
09:23When did you find...
09:25Oh.
09:26Oh, let's go.
09:28Hey.
09:29Sorry.
09:30Brian wanted to squeeze in another drink before the wedding.
09:33That's a maniac.
09:36Carl did the whole sneakers on the groomsmen.
09:40I'm into it.
09:41A or an A for your wedding.
09:43Um, I don't know.
09:46Fair enough.
09:47Oh.
09:48Okay.
09:48How do you feel about bow ties?
09:50When you visualize your husband, do you see him in a bow tie or an open collar like me?
09:58Um...
09:59Hey.
10:01Your song is gonna go great.
10:04And you should dry your hands before you start playing.
10:07Pretty sweaty.
10:15Then by the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.
10:19You may now kiss the bride.
10:23Woo-hoo!
10:24Woo-hoo!
10:25Woo-hoo!
10:25Yeah.
10:26Yeah!
10:29Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you Mr. and Mrs. DeTani.
10:33Woo-hoo!
10:40Okay, so you want to marry Peter now?
10:42And this is outside of the pact?
10:44Or this is because of the pact?
10:45I can't keep up.
10:47I know how crazy I must sound, okay?
10:49But I was talking to Allison, and we were talking about how you know if someone's the one,
10:53and I was listing everything that mattered, and I realized that I was just describing Peter.
10:59Oh.
11:01Oh, sorry, raging hormones.
11:03It's so sweet.
11:04Oh, no, you can't eat it.
11:05Oh, relax, it's water.
11:07What?
11:08I've known I've been pregnant since yesterday.
11:09I just haven't told Ryan yet.
11:11Why not?
11:11It's because he was so excited about tonight.
11:15He sent me an evite to go big.
11:17I didn't want to ruin that for him.
11:19How does telling him he's going to be a dad ruin anything?
11:21I can't.
11:22Do you know how he gets all emotional and overwhelmed, and then he starts giving speeches, and there's
11:27already enough of those going on here?
11:28Lisa, you can't keep making excuses, okay?
11:30You're starting a family.
11:32That's all that matters.
11:32You have to go tell him.
11:33You tell Peter!
11:34What am I supposed to even say?
11:35Hi, hi, Peter.
11:37Um, I want to marry you.
11:39Perfect.
11:39That sounds great.
11:40No, I have to figure out what this means first.
11:43Do you?
11:43You guys are, like, two peas in a pod.
11:46You're good.
11:47Okay.
11:49I'll tell Peter if you tell Ryan.
11:51Is this another one of your packs?
11:52Because that's working out so well for you.
11:55Okay, I can do this.
11:57Yeah.
11:58Yeah, me too.
11:59Let's go.
12:00Okay.
12:02Ichi-ni-san-chi!
12:05Oh, that's disgusting.
12:07Hey, you know what, though?
12:09I'm kicking it off with a two-to-one drink ratio.
12:11It's going to be drink, drink, water.
12:13Wow.
12:14And then dance, rest, repeat.
12:18Because I've got to stay hydrated and be in peak baby-making shape before tomorrow.
12:22Well, everyone says that it's, like, work, but you get to start having sex three to four
12:27times a day.
12:28Oh.
12:29Actually, that does sound like work.
12:31You know what I mean is work?
12:33But it's worth it.
12:35You know, I can't wait to teach my little one about why the sky is blue, why birds sing,
12:39why you can't call women cute.
12:41Hey, why is that?
12:42Because it makes them feel childish.
12:44Really?
12:45God, you, though.
12:46You must clean up.
12:48Oh.
12:49What's your plan, man?
12:50Look at you.
12:51Your face.
12:52Your amazing skin.
12:53What?
12:54You, a single at a wedding?
12:56That's like...
12:57Yeah.
12:57Yeah, everyone keeps saying that.
12:59They should.
13:00Okay.
13:00They should, man.
13:01I can't believe you still have your pants on.
13:03That's crazy.
13:04You're crazy.
13:04You're crazy.
13:05You're crazy.
13:05No, I'm not crazy.
13:06Hey, brother.
13:07Um, Lisa is looking for you over by the table.
13:10Oh, okay.
13:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:12Oh, oh, okay.
13:13Keeping that heart healthy for tomorrow, huh?
13:15No, that's my dance.
13:17Okay.
13:18Oh, poor Lisa.
13:21Hey, how are you feeling?
13:24Uh, I have to tell you something.
13:26Yeah.
13:34they switched our tables um i am at eight now and you are at three oh that sucks yeah
13:44was there something else no um you you are free free to go to table three
13:54have you had a couple of drinks do you want me to get you some water because you gotta sing
13:58soon
13:58uh no i that's a good idea i'll get it you stay i go okay
14:11oh hey i miss you there's a photo booth that is just banging to be violated right over there
14:17thanks um but i actually came here to tell you something oh okay yeah what is it uh it is
14:25that i'm
14:29pacing myself uh no drinks for another hour so i'm gonna just take it easy oh okay okay i can
14:37yeah yeah it's a good strategy oh god look at those kids they're so cute
14:46actually sweetie god it's so good to have one last night to just be reckless married people
14:54i'm gonna go really when you're empty that means not enough
14:56actually like at a wedding excuse me is this table three yeah hi i'm peter kate katie katelyn jan
15:06so how do you know carl or allison i don't know either of them actually i'm just here supporting
15:12a friend oh that is the sweetest reason to be at a wedding oh let's make some room for him
15:19ladies uh um
15:20here sit right here um actually there's a more room on this side and that chair's wobbly
15:23we could just throw a chair right here no no no no you were about to go to the back
15:27no no no
15:27ladies you can sit right here it's fine there was a bee over there earlier it might be dangerous
15:30ladies ladies uh before i sit down let me get everyone a new round of drinks let me guess
15:37four vodka soda limes how did you know it's my favorite drink i'm very intuitive that's amazing
15:43plus all your empty glasses have lime wedges in them oh my goodness you caught us i'll be right back
15:49with your drinks yeah oh my god did you see the way he looked at me
15:57hi i'm don't believe we've met i'm guy nice to meet you
16:03lovely wedding huh i'm just here chaperoning my aunt evelyn
16:09so what are you drinking there is that a apple teeny is it a kale kale teeny i don't know
16:16what is it
16:16hey oh hi i'm guy and you are married and pregnant oh you don't even look fat yet that's weird
16:25to say
16:28interesting i'm gonna go ahead and guess that you haven't talked to peter yet because he's
16:32surrounded by women he is yeah he's a single guy at a wedding well how did ryan take the news
16:42you didn't tell him joanna we're almost ready for you
16:48you'll be great good luck
16:57wow it's really hot huh
17:05much better
17:11step five
17:23hi
17:36um sorry carl and allison i'd actually like to play a different song if that's okay
17:42um perfect love song
18:03i will never find another lover sweeter than you sweeter than you
18:11i will never find another lover more precious than you
18:19for you are close to me like my mother close to me like my father close to me like my
18:27sister
18:27me like my brother you were the only one in my everything for you this song i sing all my
18:39life
18:43genius idea to get away from the crowd yeah i figured it's easier to have a real conversation
18:47over here remind me to thank that friend you're here supporting
18:51oh my life brave with someone like you
18:58i thank god that i that i finally found you
19:07oh my life brave with someone like you
19:14and i pray that you feel the same way too
19:23yes i pray that you do love me too
19:33please find your seats dinner is served
19:38wait cocktail hour is over hey i'm gonna go check out a friend and i'll meet you back at the
19:44tables
19:52joanna hey hey so what'd you think
20:02i'm sorry why
20:07i missed it
20:11i took a walk with kate and this kate
20:15she's at my table and we started talking and
20:18damn
20:19i'm so sorry
20:20it's okay
20:21it's okay
20:21no no no no no i really wanted to see it and my whole job was to support you and
20:26don't worry about it
20:27it's fine it doesn't matter
20:29you sure
20:29yeah it's fine
20:32well you did it
20:33yeah
20:34it's over
20:35it's over
20:35i'm sure it was amazing and
20:37hey i say we celebrate let's uh there's some cotton candy
20:41let's take a photo please
20:42come on
20:43um i i'm just gonna check on lisa i'll find you in a bay okay
20:47okay
20:54okay
21:08hey lisa
21:10oh my god joe the song was so beautiful
21:15thank you
21:16is it for peter
21:18yeah but uh he didn't see it
21:21he was outside talking to some great girl he just met so
21:27i'm sorry
21:29it's okay
21:30it's not like it would have changed anything
21:32yeah
21:34have you told ryan yet
21:35no
21:36i'm so good at this
21:37i'm gonna take a look
21:39ah
21:40look i get it
21:42like you want tonight to be memorable for him
21:44but wouldn't it be more memorable if you told him
21:47um
21:48yeah i'm not waiting because of the last roughing
21:51i'm scared
21:54the minute i tell ryan it becomes real
21:57we're gonna be parents
21:59yeah
22:00it's life changing
22:03nice
22:03you're gonna be the most incredible mom
22:06ryan's gonna be the best dad
22:08dad
22:09you can do this
22:10tell him
22:14thank you
22:27hey honey
22:28i want to talk to you
22:29oh you're okay
22:31uh i'm pregnant
22:35are you okay
22:36what
22:37oh my god
22:41oh my god
22:44she's pregnant
22:57everything you've done today
22:58has been so perfect
23:01okay
23:03picture your wedding
23:04do you go with
23:05a dj
23:06or a band
23:08i don't know
23:09both are cool
23:17hey uh
23:18just give me a second
23:23hey
23:24i just wanted to say congratulations
23:26thanks
23:27it was peter right
23:27yeah i'm joanna's friend
23:29ah
23:29her song is so amazing
23:31i can barely keep it together
23:32oh yeah
23:33she's incredibly talented
23:34and
23:35somewhere over the rainbow
23:36is a beautiful song
23:37great choice
23:38uh
23:39she pulled an audible
23:41yeah she surprised us
23:43casey and jojo's all my life
23:45it was perfect
24:02hey
24:09and i finally found you
24:12it's the perfect love song
24:39i would never find another lover
24:43the precious than you
24:52the precious than you
24:54the precious than you
25:07the girl
25:11and i know
25:11well
25:12it was long
25:15or
25:16iyim
25:16the worst times
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