00:02.
00:17Whoa, check out Mike and Melissa PDA match.
00:23Whoa, I did not know they were together.
00:25I don't think they're officially together.
00:27I think they're just kind of hanging out.
00:28You know, looks like they need to have the talk.
00:31Like, oh my God, they haven't had the talk yet?
00:35Sometimes it's just easier to just go with it, you know?
00:38I don't know.
00:39I think it'd be kind of hard for me.
00:40You know, this isn't middle school.
00:42They should be more mature about being in a relationship.
00:45Let them have their fun.
00:49Still, you.
00:52Let them have their fun.
00:55But still, ew.
00:59Good form.
01:00Don't involve yourself.
01:14You can't be having that much fun reordering wholesale ink cartridges.
01:17No, I just thought of something Joanna said the other night.
01:20Oh, you are in it.
01:21So what's the vibe?
01:22Are you guys, like, official?
01:23Well, we're not dating anyone else.
01:26We're not dating anyone, but okay, yeah.
01:28Oh, I see.
01:30Friends with Benny's.
01:32No, we haven't labeled it, but just because there's no label doesn't mean it's not meaningful.
01:36Oof.
01:37You know, I can refer you to at least two recent movies if you want to see how that plays
01:41out.
01:41We just haven't talked about it yet, and I don't want to rush into it like I normally do.
01:46You said it, not me.
01:50Well, whatever your plan is, I'm happy for you.
01:55Thanks.
01:56But at the same time, I'm very nervous for you, because as I said, I know how this movie plays
02:00out.
02:01There it is.
02:02It's ugly.
02:03Can't hear you.
02:04Earmuffs.
02:08Preheat the oven to 350.
02:10Yes, chef.
02:11And, uh, grab the paprika.
02:13Yes, chef.
02:13I mean, no, sorry.
02:14The oregano.
02:16Nope.
02:16Uh, not oregano.
02:17The other green one.
02:19You know which one.
02:20Hey, for a teacher, you're not very good at giving instructions.
02:23Yeah, well, I'm a sub, not a teacher.
02:25Well, you can make that leap if you wanted to.
02:27I mean, if Chloe's qualified to teach.
02:33Did you use my shampoo?
02:34Uh, no.
02:37Yes.
02:38Only because it smells so good.
02:40I swear it's like apple and coconut art having a party on my scalp, so.
02:44Ask first, you weirdo.
02:46Okay.
02:47You know, honestly, I stopped by on my own since you opened up a Sephora in my bathroom.
02:51You know, it's weird.
02:52Like, when she first asked me to sub for her, I didn't really know what to expect.
02:56But I'm kind of really enjoying it, so we'll see.
03:00Well, I am proud of you, Miss Taylor.
03:03You know, if I didn't know any better, I would say...
03:10I'd say you're living here.
03:11Oh, as if.
03:11I don't live here.
03:12I pay rent somewhere else.
03:13Chloe, your Amazon defaults to this address.
03:16You know, it's okay if you want to.
03:19I know my interview's not for a while, but I added some stuff in my portfolio based on your suggestions.
03:24Oh!
03:24Tell me what you think.
03:25Okay.
03:27Peter, this is so good.
03:28I think Massive Supply's gonna be super impressed.
03:31Haven't you read up on the dangers of cohabitating?
03:33Oh, uh, nope.
03:35Jezebel says that you need to decide, not slide.
03:38When you decide to live together, it's like a deliberate decision.
03:42But if you slide, which is what we would be doing, then it's just like you accidentally start living together
03:47and you might not be ready yet.
03:49Sliding, deciding, it doesn't matter. If it feels right, then you just, you go for it, right?
03:54And if there's enough room for my body spray collection, then it's all good.
03:57Okay, I have to go to yoga. I will think about this in Shavasana.
04:02Reminder, my mom is coming into town next week to celebrate my birthday.
04:06It's not for another month.
04:07Yeah, well, you know, it's a whole flight attendant lifestyle. She's all over the place, literally.
04:10So, you know, we're just gonna celebrate early when she's in town.
04:13Are you still in for next week for dinner at my parents?
04:18Yeah, but I'm going for your mom's green beans, not for you.
04:22Oh, really? Really?
04:24Yeah, really. I don't like you that much.
04:30I really like the green beans, though.
04:32And I think it's just sat on an avocado and it's completely squished.
04:38Okay, good thing you have eight extra phones and wires. Like, what? Why?
04:44I can't believe you're moving in with him. I feel like you guys just met.
04:47I know, it seems really fast, but I had this epiphany in downward dog.
04:51It just feels right. Moving in together, not downward dog.
04:55Um, Joe, you want to hang later? Ryan has his fantasy baseball draft thing tonight, so...
05:00I would love to, but, uh, I have plans with a co-worker.
05:03Oh, you know Alex, the pre-call teacher?
05:05Um, I generally avoid people at work. I keep my headphones in when I'm there.
05:09Because kids have so many questions.
05:11You have man plans? Like, a date?
05:14No, it's just a drinks thing.
05:16Is it happening at night? In a bar? With a guy?
05:19Are you gonna tell Peter?
05:21Why? It's really not a date.
05:22Well, if you're having drinks with another guy, I mean, if you care about Peter, you'll tell him.
05:26I'm not trying to play games with Peter, but we're two independent people.
05:30This is a platonic drink with a co-worker. I don't see the big deal.
05:34Then why not tell him?
05:35Geez, fine, okay. I'll tell him, but I'm sure he's not gonna care.
05:45Excuse me?
05:49Peter?
05:50Hey!
05:50Oh, hey!
05:52Hey, come in.
05:53Oh, thank you.
05:54Hey, how you been?
05:55I'm good.
05:57I feel so weird.
06:00Hey, I meant to...
06:00Hey, I...
06:01I think we...
06:03I could have handled things differently.
06:05No worries.
06:05We're cool.
06:07Honestly, you were one of the best guys I met from that dating app.
06:10Wow, really?
06:11I'm flattered.
06:13Or the app just really sucks.
06:16Probably.
06:17Hey, I hope you don't feel like I stole this coffee shop from you.
06:20Oh, I think...
06:22I think this place is big enough for the both of us.
06:25And they do have the best chocolate croissants.
06:27Wait, have you been to that new bakery in Echo Park?
06:30No.
06:31It's unreal.
06:32We should go sometime.
06:34If you have time and that's not weird.
06:36No, no, no, no.
06:37It sounds great, but...
06:40I'm kind of seeing somebody.
06:42Joanna?
06:44Yeah.
06:46I kind of had a feeling.
06:49Well, you should take her.
06:50I'm sure she'd love it.
06:52Yeah, what's the place called?
06:54Something.
06:55I can't remember.
06:56I have to head back to the hospital, but I'll text you about it later.
06:58Okay.
06:59Okay.
06:59Good to see you.
07:00You too.
07:01Bye.
07:05Oh.
07:06You heading out?
07:07I'm gonna go meet up with a co-worker for a bit.
07:10Okay.
07:10Have fun.
07:13Is it Lauren?
07:15Uh, no.
07:16Alex.
07:17Oh, what does she teach?
07:18Uh, he teaches math.
07:22Where are you guys going?
07:23Uh, to the dart room for drinks.
07:27You want me to go with you?
07:28No, it's okay.
07:29It's just a work thing.
07:30Over drinks?
07:31Yeah.
07:32Is that a problem?
07:33No, I...
07:34Does he know about me?
07:35Uh, no.
07:36Hasn't come up.
07:37I don't really know him that well.
07:39I'm just trying to make a friend at work.
07:40Why?
07:41Sometimes guys have...
07:43agendas.
07:44I'm well aware.
07:45I'm a 29-year-old woman.
07:47I've seen agendas.
07:51Right.
07:52I think I'm just a little stressed over the application.
07:56All good.
07:57Uh, we'll see you later, okay?
07:59Okay.
08:00Hey, text me when you're on your way back.
08:03Okay, Dad.
08:30Hey, so how are you digging being back in school?
08:33It's not too bad, right?
08:35Yeah, yeah, but, you know, it's temporary.
08:37Listen, this is important, okay?
08:39You're the only person at that school that I want to hang out with, so you have to stay longer.
08:44Yeah, well, I don't know. I'm still figuring out what's next.
08:47Didn't you say you sing?
08:49No, no, listen, you know Michelle, the choir teacher?
08:52She's having a baby, she's going to take some time off, and they need a replacement.
08:57I don't know, it's for a few months. If you want, I can put in a good word.
08:59Wow, thanks.
09:01Um, I have to think about that.
09:03Okay, fair enough.
09:05Oh, shoot.
09:06I'm sorry, I have to skip it on the next round. I'm grabbing dinner with my boyfriend.
09:09Oh, cool.
09:10Um, how long have you guys been together?
09:12Uh, for a year, yeah.
09:14What about you?
09:16Yeah, yeah, I'm, uh, I'm sort of in a thing right now.
09:19A thing.
09:21Hmm.
09:22So not that, uh, not that serious.
09:24No, no, no, it is, it is serious. I just, I don't know.
09:27Because I am going to hook you up with my friend Dan.
09:30Okay, he's single, and I think you guys would be perfect together.
09:33That is very sweet of you, but you really...
09:36You know what? It's already done. I sent him your number.
09:38I'm sorry, you can say no when he calls you, but, uh, look, he's really cute, and I think you're
09:43going to thank me later.
09:43Cheers. Cheers.
09:45I'm driving. I shouldn't drink this.
09:47Cheers.
09:58Cheers.
10:08Who's that, huh?
10:32First night sleeping at our place together.
10:35Pretty exciting, huh?
10:36Are these the same sweatpants you were wearing today?
10:39Mm-hmm.
10:40Yeah, they transitioned so well from my day to night.
10:43Ew, no.
10:44No, you've been wearing these out in the world
10:46where they've come into contact with all sorts of germs.
10:49Now you're gonna get into our bed and snuggle up next to me?
10:52No.
10:53Plus, the only people who are hot enough
10:54to wear sweatpants 24-7 are DJs and athletes and Kylie Jenner.
10:58We both know that I'm the Kylie in this relationship.
11:01You're the taiga.
11:01Is this your way of telling me to take off my pants
11:04so you could see my taiga?
11:06No, this is me just telling you to take your pants off
11:09without anything about your taiga.
11:13Oh, okay.
11:19What is it now?
11:20Did you brush your teeth?
11:22No.
11:23Sorry, look, sometimes I'm too tired to brush my teeth before bed.
11:26And what does it matter?
11:27I'm gonna brush them again when I wake up.
11:29How have I not noticed this before?
11:32Well, I would always brush my teeth before bed
11:35to appear normal,
11:36but now that we're living together,
11:38I just feel like myself, being comfortable, you know?
11:41Okay.
11:41I'm gonna need you to feel a little bit less comfortable.
11:47Good night.
11:50Good night.
11:51Ah!
11:52What?
11:54Nothing.
11:56Okay.
12:01We got in a fight.
12:03Actually, it was more of a tense conversation.
12:06But I sent her an apology text,
12:08and she still hasn't responded.
12:12People don't always respond right away.
12:14You'll freak out.
12:16Yeah, but she's having drinks with a guy from work right now.
12:19I have drinks with male co-workers all the time.
12:22It's not a big deal.
12:23Is there something more?
12:25Did she do something that made you not trust her?
12:30That's not a good sign.
12:32Have you defined the relationship?
12:35No.
12:36But everything had been going great.
12:38I think she just wants to take things slow.
12:41Or, I don't know, maybe she's figuring things out.
12:44Or she doesn't want to commit.
12:49Look, I know it's hard to hear that,
12:51but I've used the same excuse of wanting to take things slow
12:56when I didn't know what I wanted.
12:58And in some of those cases,
12:59I actually was waiting for something better to come along.
13:02Come on.
13:03You don't think that's how she feels?
13:04I don't know, but...
13:06You have trust issues,
13:08and she's the one who's dictating the terms of the relationship.
13:11So when do you get what you want, Peter?
13:14Go home and ask her.
13:15Point blank.
13:16What are you guys?
13:22It's Joanna.
13:23You should go.
13:39Hey.
13:40Hey.
13:44Hey.
13:45I'm sorry about early.
13:47I was acting stupid.
13:48It's okay.
13:54So, how was it with Alex?
13:56Oh, um, he wants to recommend me for this choir teacher position.
14:01That sounds cool.
14:03Yeah.
14:04But it's a three-month commitment.
14:06You know, I kind of want to keep my options open.
14:09Really?
14:11I don't know.
14:11What if something better comes along?
14:14What does that mean?
14:15What do you mean?
14:16What if it...
14:17What's with all the questions tonight?
14:19Man.
14:20Okay, I'm just going to ask you something.
14:26What are we?
14:28Um, two humans that are going to eat some ice cream and cuddle on the couch later?
14:34Seriously, I have no clue what we are.
14:37I mean, are we friends with benefits?
14:39Or am I just some nice guy that you've been stringing along for the past month?
14:44Whoa, what?
14:46I just feel like...
14:47I just feel like I've been waiting for answers for so long while you get more and more time to
14:51figure it out.
14:52What do you mean, so long?
14:53We've just started.
14:57Joanna, I've liked you since we were teenagers.
15:03What?
15:05I've always liked you.
15:09Oh, come on.
15:10You must have known.
15:13I mean, maybe...
15:14Maybe I thought you might have had a crush on me, but you never asked me out or anything.
15:18I didn't want to go make something weird just because I thought you maybe liked me.
15:21Look, that was then.
15:22This is now.
15:24What are we now?
15:25Peter, where is this even coming from?
15:28Wait, can you just trust that I like you?
15:31Trust?
15:33How can I?
15:35You don't know if you'll be around in three months.
15:37You didn't delete your ex's number.
15:39Wow, I didn't realize we were keeping score.
15:40We only had one rule, and that was to be up front with each other.
15:44Have you been?
15:44Have you?
15:46I mean, you've liked me since high school, and you haven't said anything until now?
15:50Like, why did you even agree to do this pact with me if you knew you felt this way?
15:53You just asked me out like a normal person.
15:55Joanna.
15:58What are we?
15:59I mean, you don't know if you needed me.
16:08Wow.
16:10Peter.
16:11No.
16:29Chloe, guess what?
16:31So now, I have sweatpants for the night
16:33that will never touch the world and its germs.
16:36Babe, that's so sweet.
16:38Plus, I'm going to be brushing my teeth before bed.
16:40Thank you, but that should really be for you.
16:43But listen, I don't want to turn into some, like,
16:45bitchy and controlling girlfriend.
16:47Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, stop.
16:48Stop right there.
16:49You're not turning into anything.
16:52You've always been bitchy and controlling.
16:55But it's okay.
16:56Look, that's what living together is all about, right?
16:58Is this what cohabitation is about?
16:59Just, like, getting grossed out by each other's weird habits?
17:02This is what I was afraid of.
17:04That's not a bad thing.
17:05Knowing what bothers you makes us closer.
17:07I guess.
17:08But wait a second.
17:09What bothers you about me?
17:10Nothing.
17:11You're perfect.
17:15Okay, maybe it annoys me a little bit
17:16that you take up about 90% of the bed
17:18and you're that big.
17:20That's so rude.
17:21I'm large.
17:25What else?
17:26I don't think there's any...
17:27You know what?
17:27Your night mask is starting to get me nightmares.
17:29But I need nighttime hydration.
17:32Okay, okay.
17:32I guess I can, like, wait until you go to sleep
17:34and then put it on.
17:35What else?
17:36You leave dirty dishes in the sink all the time.
17:39Yeah, I'm not very good at washing dishes.
17:41But you know what?
17:42That's okay.
17:42Because there's something really nice
17:43about seeing your used cereal bowl in the sink
17:45because it just reminds me, like,
17:47that's right, I live with this super awesome girl
17:49that I love and I'm super lucky.
17:52Did you just say that you love me?
17:55Wait, I did?
17:56No, no, that was an accident.
17:58Oh.
18:00No, no, I don't...
18:00That doesn't mean that I don't.
18:02I...
18:04I do love you, Chloe.
18:10I love you, too.
18:12I was afraid you were going to see it back.
18:15Mmm, I can't wait for you
18:17to go brush your teeth right now.
18:19Okay, I'm out.
18:19Yeah.
18:20In this moment.
18:21Absolutely.
18:21Okay.
18:22So sure.
18:26You're very quiet lately.
18:27She's got a lot on my mind.
18:30Joanna?
18:32Yeah.
18:33We haven't talked in a few days, but...
18:35Whatever.
18:36It's fine.
18:37What's the point in being upset?
18:40If she's not going to be your wife,
18:43find someone else.
18:44It's not that easy.
18:47She's everything I want.
18:50She's beautiful, smart,
18:53kind and creative, and...
18:55Who cares about all that
18:57if she doesn't know
18:58what she wants to do with her life?
19:00She's figuring it out.
19:01You know, she's always been adventurous.
19:03Adventurous?
19:04She's lost.
19:06It's not that...
19:07You just don't understand.
19:09No.
19:10I know nothing of love.
19:12It's not what I meant.
19:15We're just...
19:16We're just a different generation.
19:18We're just a different generation.
19:33I want to marry a young man in Hong Kong.
19:39But I want to be honest with your father.
19:43Because your father, like I am, will come to America.
19:51Hong Kong's young man said he wants to marry me.
19:55Hong Kong's young man said he's a fool.
20:07That you are not...
20:09You are not a father?
20:15Yes, but it's not like you are.
20:18You are so sick.
20:21I and your father want the same thing.
20:30What about Sarah?
20:34She knew what she wanted.
20:43Hey.
20:45I know 30's a tough age to turn, but it's not a death sentence.
20:49It's not that, Mom.
20:52It's just relationship stuff.
20:55Things are going really well.
20:57And then we've gotten this big fight out of nowhere.
21:02And we haven't spoken in a week.
21:05And he said he doesn't feel like he can trust me anymore.
21:10And he doesn't feel like I care about him.
21:13Do you?
21:17He's...
21:17He's my best friend.
21:19That's why this is so hard.
21:21Well, if that's the case, then what happened?
21:26Yeah.
21:28I think I was just afraid to let myself get close.
21:33This is my fault.
21:35After your dad and I separated, I could see a change.
21:39Mom, I'm almost 30, okay?
21:42I can't keep blaming you for why all of my relationships fail.
21:46It's not your fault.
21:47It's just what happens.
21:50Is that what you think?
21:52That your relationships are doomed to fail?
21:56Just because your father and I got divorced
21:58doesn't mean that everything ends that way.
22:05Do you love being with him?
22:07Yeah.
22:09Does he make you feel special and cared for?
22:13He does.
22:14Then give it a shot.
22:15Mom, it's not that simple.
22:17It's not that complicated.
22:20You maybe made a mistake.
22:22Maybe you didn't think you knew what you wanted then.
22:25But I think you do now.
22:28And if you love him and he loves you,
22:32then go back to him.
22:42Hello?
22:43Hey, it's Dan.
22:45Alex's friend.
22:46Oh, hey Dan.
22:48I hear we're a perfect match.
22:50A.K.A. the only two straight people at Alex's nose.
22:53Uh, yeah. I've heard the same thing.
22:56You know, I'd love to grab a drink sometime.
22:58Does Saturday night work?
23:00Oh.
23:02Actually, I can't.
23:04I...
23:06I'm in a relationship.
23:08I, um, didn't know that.
23:10Sorry.
23:10Oh, no.
23:11No worries.
23:12Um, thanks though.
23:14Alright, bye.
23:22Bye.
23:22Hi, bye.
23:22Bye!
23:52Bye!
24:22Bye!
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