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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30My brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit.
00:01:13Fucking dumbass.
00:01:16Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:35a 4,000-word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:44You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:48a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right.
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17What?
00:03:17I don't want to sleep with you, Brown.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right.
00:03:22Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:56want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:36tell me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:46Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city, new school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01Hey, just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:21I can't believe.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Showing progression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:42You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Yeah.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Yeah.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Are you needing a salute?
00:07:14Um, back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, Sleeveheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running left soon, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:33I can just go out.
00:08:34I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:44I love you too!
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I've fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:51and holy hell it felt good the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:03I slept
00:09:10you guys are benched it's just a joke
00:09:21in the men's shower Allison unhinged does he kiss as good as he loves kill me now
00:09:34what are you doing here I'm here to pick you up obviously
00:09:40didn't your practice end like four hours ago yes it did you've just been waiting
00:09:46yeah and uh whose fault is it I messaged you oh crap I blocked him the second I hit send
00:09:53on that smut I was dying of embarrassment I must have missed your message sorry
00:10:00missed my messenger you know I don't think so I think I've been blocked for a month
00:10:07why okay come on what just give it back whatever you hold on you're texting Chad
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month but you're texting Chad at midnight
00:10:18no Chad's a walking SGD he sleeps with everything that moves are you are you into that we're doing
00:10:22a school project together ah school project yes you know Chad is definitely known for his academic
00:10:28passions well it's the truth so can you just give me my phone back please hold on let me do
00:10:33something
00:10:33really quick what are you doing there you go Chad is deleted what what stop
00:10:38started them that's not cool you can't do that that's not fair yes it is because
00:10:45listen you're my business now so right now I want you to open your phone I said take your phone
00:10:51out
00:10:55cool do what I want you to uh pin my contact to the top
00:11:07keep it cool Allison act like you've been in a car before this is literally my fanfic the car
00:11:16the moonlit night and the brooding quarterback I'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:24you sure you want me to take your attention this is all I've ever wanted my only I only have
00:11:32ever wanted you
00:11:37oh yes Rhett harder oh faster I'm coming all right yes any a little bit of air it's really hot
00:11:48in
00:11:48here I should mess with her like this Ron is gonna kill me but she's too cute no I just
00:11:56like
00:12:04oh my god even my stories didn't go that far I mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:12:10would
00:12:10I even survive that you have double XL condoms do you see I'll tell you those it's for grow-ups
00:12:17do you
00:12:17actually use those yeah they use your face there's no way that's like a sleeping bag
00:12:25what did you like to know
00:12:31yeah well you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so yeah you're the one who tackled me
00:12:35in the
00:12:36boys locker room you kissed me back you basically attacked me I was just trying to crack my head
00:12:40against a floor pathetic I'm actually pathetic I thought he kissed me back I'm such an idiot forget I
00:12:55said anything no why don't we talk about something that matters now that you're my responsibility we're
00:12:59gonna sit in some new grambles excuse me there's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew no parties no frat
00:13:07boys
00:13:07and you're gonna share your live location with me all the time are you insane who do you think you
00:13:12are my
00:13:13father I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:24so he does just see me as a liability yeah we're roommates that means we're
00:13:30equals that means you don't get to tell me what to do so you're forgetting the
00:13:36point where I said that I am your brother's best friend and Ron's already
00:13:40given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:43sure that you're safe why don't you consider me your brother pro max nope definitely not thinking of
00:13:51him as a brother extra-large no pro max not when he looks like that
00:14:01yeah this whole thing is ridiculous first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:08now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to you
00:14:12don't get to tell me about them I'm not your prisoner I don't control what I do
00:14:18yes I do
00:14:31freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:38mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders lingerie seriously but if I don't go it'll be social
00:14:46suicide and I'll never make the squat I'm not letting Rita win I'm your roommate and I'm also
00:14:53your brother's best friend since that's all he wants to be a roommate my brother's best friend
00:14:58screw him I don't take orders from those
00:15:21oh my god did you actually show up in lingerie
00:15:30look everyone the strippers arrived let's all give little miss hooker a round of applause for
00:15:36being tonight's entertainment
00:15:40thanks at least I don't look so ordinary you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush Rita
00:15:51now are we gonna have some fun or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night
00:15:57turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:25shit I don't have any guy friends here Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett
00:16:31what's the matter no guys want you tick tock sweetie she's stalling she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:40you can't get a guy you dress like a hooker you flash your tits and a single man wants to
00:16:44claim you
00:16:45just give me a second
00:17:04that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:08once you're so thirsty
00:17:09lick it up
00:17:15lick it up
00:17:24Brett
00:17:27what's up where are you
00:17:29I'm at club vibe I um I lost a dare
00:17:33yeah what kind of dare
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone
00:17:42Allison you're asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was a
00:17:46good idea for you to go out tonight
00:17:47come on Brett please this is serious can you just come get me
00:17:51no Allison you know what you wanted to break the rules you enjoy your night
00:17:55Brett please
00:17:59how dare you even think of Brett he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:04you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:16where do you think you're going
00:18:18grab her
00:18:19no get off of me
00:18:21you lost the dare you pay the price
00:18:26you need to loosen up
00:18:27you couldn't get Brett's touchy that's fine
00:18:29we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:34no
00:18:46what was that
00:18:47oh Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:56please
00:18:56come on sweetheart
00:18:58a dare is a dare
00:18:59stop fighting
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor
00:19:04you're taking that V-cut out of your ass
00:19:14please
00:19:15please stop
00:19:16please
00:19:16you're getting this and that's what gets used
00:19:20hey asshole
00:19:34don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:36don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:39oh
00:19:46Brett
00:19:47this is a total overreaction
00:19:49Jason and Allie were just having fun together
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed. She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody. I don't want to see one picture and one video. Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great. We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:23No.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on. Let's go.
00:20:36Hey! Hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:40Sneaking out? Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning. I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was gonna protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:14Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what? I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know. Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know. I know. Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't wanna be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked, I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:22Just say it, just say it!
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Cause I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:31That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:51No, Allison, Allison, stop it.
00:22:59Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:05Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:34Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Brett?
00:23:39We're outing everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:05I FaceTimed Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:18Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:36We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:45Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take your two, I don't know, like, urgent care right
00:25:01now or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:03I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:05I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:12That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:17What's going on?
00:25:17We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Allie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:20Come on.
00:25:21You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:29Quit acting so childish.
00:25:34You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:46All right, ladies.
00:25:48Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:07There we go.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:42Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:47Huh?
00:26:56Partner up.
00:26:57Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo, Allison.
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:25She doesn't need to keep her breath.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:46Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:52Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You're first.
00:28:11Let's go.
00:28:11We don't have all day.
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:16But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:20We don't have all day.
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:55What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:58I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:10Shh.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:13Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:30She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:08Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16You know what I need?
00:30:33Oh my...
00:30:35It's fucking hot, hot, hot.
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:38Oh my God.
00:30:40Jesus.
00:30:42Um...
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:57How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:09You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:19No, okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:21Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:38Shh.
00:31:39Oh, my God.
00:31:40She's going to kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:41This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:47Well, I'll...
00:31:48It's all right.
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:02Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey.
00:32:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:08Stop.
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop.
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:18I'll give you a reason.
00:33:20I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey.
00:33:26Hey.
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:50or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:51We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:11All right.
00:34:12All right.
00:34:12All right.
00:34:12All right.
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:40All right.
00:34:41All right.
00:35:03You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you as your best friend's sister.
00:35:15Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:22Time's ticking.
00:35:23Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh, break the leg.
00:35:51Okay.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:35Who is that girl? She's on fire.
00:36:38It's Alison Scott. Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Alison is seriously so hot. I mean, damn. I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform? Woo! You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with you. I don't have to. See girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's gonna be chasing you is my
00:37:07fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line. The 20. The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown! Fred Harrison does it again. State wins.
00:37:44Hey. Oh, congrats on the win, Captain. That was really good.
00:37:48Thank you. You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up. No!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:38:03Do you read me? Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:08Oh my god. Is he actually going to kiss me? In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp standoff. I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:34I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:40Oh, but I want it.
00:38:56Wait. What?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Kim, me, and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister, but it feels so right. I never want it to
00:39:42end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:06Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:15You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:22No, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying. I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:44I promise. Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay. Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him,
00:41:05Hey, Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett,
00:41:37what happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49You know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:51because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:56and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:07That's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was,
00:42:22I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier,
00:42:27I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options,
00:42:30you and him,
00:42:31and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator
00:42:40and a loser
00:42:41and you do deserve somebody
00:42:42a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:45I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know,
00:43:13biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ellie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out,
00:43:30he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:31and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah,
00:43:33he definitely can't see us like this,
00:43:34so I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:38Oh my God, he's killing me.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get out of what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50You showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53Run, I'm naked.
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well,
00:44:01I also have a vibe
00:44:03and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:09I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh,
00:44:18an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend
00:44:31just suck my sister's face off,
00:44:34traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering
00:44:36why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of,
00:44:45I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've
00:44:47had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him
00:44:50or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend
00:44:59and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:28Oh.
00:45:30Oh, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this
00:45:48like stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just
00:45:51wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his
00:46:31are with Rita.
00:46:32Not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45Just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know
00:46:47Allison hand makes
00:46:49these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten
00:46:50arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two
00:46:53were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough
00:46:58to help me
00:46:58with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated
00:47:01a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags,
00:47:04some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what
00:47:08you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking
00:47:13for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know,
00:47:24I don't think
00:47:24it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take
00:47:27every single one
00:47:29of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say
00:47:34$500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want
00:47:39this garbage.
00:47:40You know,
00:47:40I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive
00:47:42something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me
00:47:50to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you
00:47:54get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back
00:47:57to this table again.
00:48:01You know,
00:48:01I do think this stuff
00:48:02is pretty, uh...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep
00:48:06doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come
00:48:09and you buy
00:48:10all of my jewelry?
00:48:10You're distant with me
00:48:12one second
00:48:12and then you defend me
00:48:13the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:18Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:31So,
00:48:32what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes
00:48:38the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is
00:48:41toying with my feelings
00:48:42like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is,
00:49:03my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison,
00:49:06you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know,
00:49:15I threw this whole thing
00:49:16just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal
00:49:27with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening
00:49:32between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend
00:49:34of a friend
00:49:34of my brother, so...
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy
00:49:43to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing
00:49:53between me and Brett,
00:49:54obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You haven't played
00:49:57the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end
00:50:02until one of us
00:50:03chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him
00:50:21at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Pocky game.
00:50:44Check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:46Let's do this.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care
00:51:09that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think
00:51:11Ron would think
00:51:11if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:12How about you
00:51:13elect your someone
00:51:13who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them
00:51:20because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my God.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:45Ow!
00:51:57Oh my God.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Look at me.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't.
00:52:09I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:10Just breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:13Hey.
00:52:16I'm going to be okay.
00:52:18Let's get you in.
00:52:20Let's get you in.
00:52:24Okay?
00:52:27Get out of my way.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred.
00:52:32Here you go.
00:52:32Put you down.
00:52:34You know,
00:52:34you could have died at once.
00:52:36And Chad,
00:52:37I mean,
00:52:38my God,
00:52:38you have no business
00:52:39being around that guy,
00:52:40let alone being this close
00:52:41to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell
00:52:43would realize he's a total
00:52:44fucking douche bagger, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works.
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work
00:52:58all the time.
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able
00:53:01to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool,
00:53:10I saved your life,
00:53:11and now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14because you saved me
00:53:16when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me
00:53:18your uniform
00:53:19when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me
00:53:22when I fell in front of everyone,
00:53:24because you drove me to school
00:53:25when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know,
00:53:31I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall
00:53:35in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:41I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:42I fell in love with you.
00:53:43I'm in love with you.
00:53:43Stop, stop.
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that.
00:53:46I know.
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep
00:53:48swooping in
00:53:49and saving me
00:53:50like a hero
00:53:51and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing
00:53:58with my feelings
00:53:59and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you
00:54:04to tell me
00:54:05to stop.
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me
00:54:08to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45listen, you have no idea
00:54:46every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:51that you've always been more to me
00:54:53than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day,
00:55:23every morning,
00:55:25and every night.
00:55:28every single time I close my eyes,
00:55:31it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:38Hey.
00:55:47I want you to take me
00:55:49I want you to be
00:55:50right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:06So what do we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very predictable to brother,
00:56:36but I think he'll come around
00:56:37when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:48I think
00:56:50I think we should maybe
00:56:51keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just
00:57:02for a little
00:57:03until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:08I don't want to do your work.
00:57:10I don't want to do your work.
00:57:11We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:28thinking about you.
00:57:38hi captain when are you coming to pick me up i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic
00:57:44ever right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you
00:57:49oh well as much as i'd love to see you running to me don't my legs are killing me and
00:57:56i really like your car oh i know you love my car he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me
00:58:02up putting
00:58:02me on the hood of his car brett stop don't read my smut i'm telling you every single word that
00:58:09you
00:58:09have ever written is etched into my heart into my soul betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts
00:58:16gently sucking and biting holy shit that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray
00:58:23when he says it i feel so hot right now
00:58:30palms my center slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33make it away ali
00:58:35fuck
00:58:43oh my god someone's coming um i have to go take my own death
00:58:46bye
00:58:47i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary
00:59:13you think just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now
00:59:16i was just trying to help save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:25shoot
00:59:26i'm late
00:59:46brett
00:59:48that's elicent's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little girlfriends i never
00:59:53would have touched it
01:00:11see what you're up to
01:00:14hey
01:00:15hey
01:00:15you found my bag i was looking for that
01:00:17thank you
01:00:18no problem
01:00:22attention all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25it has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs
01:00:30i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:34otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:39well
01:00:40i think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend
01:00:45right i'm sorry but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes
01:00:49excuse me
01:00:49i was fixing my makeup
01:00:51sounded like you were retching
01:00:52and i asked you if you were a
01:00:54look at this
01:00:54this is perfection
01:00:56it's every girl's dream
01:00:57i don't need shortcuts
01:00:58and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:01i mean after all who came in with
01:01:02zero athletic ability
01:01:04and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05search me
01:01:07i have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn scott
01:01:13sure but i
01:01:16rita
01:01:18jackpot
01:01:19well well well
01:01:21look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24i knew it
01:01:25no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:29allison
01:01:29performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:34coach i promise you i've never seen those before okay those aren't mine
01:01:38right
01:01:38a cheater and a liar
01:01:41coach please listen to me
01:01:43i've never seen those i don't know what they are
01:01:46i'm lying
01:01:47it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:50they're mine
01:01:51yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
01:01:54did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:02:00he's right
01:02:01they're just vitamins
01:02:02no they aren't
01:02:03uh miss russo
01:02:04how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:09i just
01:02:11they look suspicious
01:02:13well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:16yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:18that's enough
01:02:20all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24rita
01:02:24you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:27what
01:02:28you can't do that
01:02:29championships are in two weeks
01:02:31nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:33i mean i know it
01:02:34yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:39you little bitch
01:02:40you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:42that's enough rita
01:02:44my decision is final
01:02:49listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her
01:02:56she could get seriously hurt
01:02:57that's the point
01:02:59accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:01so tragic
01:03:02i can't do that coach will kill me
01:03:04fine
01:03:05and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:08i know everything
01:03:10girls
01:03:10every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as i say
01:03:14or you're gone
01:03:15your call
01:03:15and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there
01:03:30how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:36so i swapped it out
01:03:39i knew it
01:03:39i knew she was up to something
01:03:41you know i heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:44yeah she was throwing up
01:03:46it was when we were
01:03:49when we were having
01:03:55phone sex
01:03:57so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:00allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:04hey do you
01:04:06do you think i'm fat
01:04:08seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:11i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:13i'm being serious too
01:04:14allison
01:04:16perfect just who you are
01:04:17yeah
01:04:18i'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you when you fall
01:04:24always
01:04:27all right
01:04:28on the count you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:31rita you're up first
01:04:32then alison
01:04:45okay
01:04:47hey great job you guys
01:04:50you killed it
01:05:13hey
01:05:14i told you to catch you
01:05:16brett
01:05:18you just saved my life
01:05:22i guess that makes me like a bag of tree leaders or something huh
01:05:26are you serious scott
01:05:28you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me
01:05:32they almost dropped me
01:05:33i could have been paralyzed
01:05:34i could have died
01:05:35that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37rita
01:05:38that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:46oh brett
01:05:48thank you
01:05:49oh my gosh
01:05:50i really appreciate that catch
01:05:51i almost had a heart attack
01:05:53all right everyone
01:05:54in light of
01:05:55performances
01:05:56and character
01:05:57i am so proud to announce
01:05:59allison scott
01:06:01as the new captain
01:06:03thank you
01:06:04wow
01:06:06congratulations captain scott
01:06:08i'm proud of you
01:06:09wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:14and that's game
01:06:15state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20allie
01:06:21look i know
01:06:22it's not what you wanted
01:06:23it's okay
01:06:24because you did good
01:06:25that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro
01:06:27i'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28i'll be right back
01:06:28ew
01:06:29don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:31yo
01:06:33allison
01:06:33she is
01:06:34look good baby
01:06:35y'all do private shows
01:06:37you know
01:06:38something with a little extra
01:06:39bump and grind
01:06:40you're so gross
01:06:43yo what the hell
01:06:44are you serious
01:06:45what
01:06:46what's going on
01:06:46i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:48yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:49you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51what's in your dreams
01:06:52how about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:55so that what happens today
01:06:56never happens again
01:06:58you think you're so fucking special
01:07:00why
01:07:01you know everyone knows
01:07:03how you got the captain's position
01:07:04how
01:07:04by sucking your way to the top
01:07:07i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much you suck
01:07:10while you play
01:07:12you shameless whore
01:07:14hey
01:07:15i'm a woman
01:07:17i do
01:07:17you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20she's a public bus
01:07:21everybody gets a ride
01:07:23hey
01:07:26hey fuckface
01:07:28you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:33hey
01:07:35that's enough
01:07:36what's going on here
01:07:37i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:39chatter's gonna hit her
01:07:40you're gonna hit her
01:07:41no
01:07:42get my office now
01:07:43you
01:07:45with me
01:07:45this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:48we should take you to the ER okay
01:07:50all right
01:07:52you sure you're on it
01:07:57it's a really nasty cut bruh
01:07:59you could have broken your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:06set up
01:08:12you know i could kinda get used to this having uh nurse allison around
01:08:17take care of me help me out
01:08:20yo guys 304 i think it's this one
01:08:22let's go see the hero
01:08:24oh shit no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:26they can't see us like this
01:08:29you won't let them
01:08:30let's tell them
01:08:31let's tell them
01:08:32let's tell them the truth
01:08:32in front of
01:08:33the entire team
01:08:36ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38what do you wanna do
01:08:39let's hide
01:08:40yeah
01:08:41okay
01:08:46brad
01:08:47brad you in there
01:08:48yeah i'm just uh washing up man
01:08:51god you have no idea
01:08:53how crazy you drive me
01:08:56you know every single time i see you
01:08:57all i can think about is uh
01:09:02doing this
01:09:04you need a hand man
01:09:05no i got everything i need
01:09:07uh
01:09:08right here
01:09:14you gotta be quiet
01:09:18unless you are not us
01:09:21brad stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24hey you know what it uh
01:09:25takes me a very long time
01:09:27assholes
01:09:37i feel what you do to me
01:09:39i feel what you do to me
01:09:42it's kinda hard to miss
01:09:44yeah
01:09:46arms are real
01:09:48brad you gotta
01:09:48you gotta speed this up man
01:09:49we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:51you know my hands are soft bro
01:09:52i can help you
01:09:53hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:54alright
01:09:55i'm gonna be a little while
01:09:56alright let's just give him some space
01:09:58enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04i think i've earned some uh
01:10:07alison physical therapy time
01:10:08you know what i mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked
01:10:12you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:14on this planet
01:10:32no i think i'm just gonna wash
01:10:35you know i think i'm just gonna wash
01:10:40you know i think i'm just gonna wash
01:10:44I'm so proud of you.
01:10:45I'm so proud of you.
01:10:50I'm so proud of you.
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet.
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott!
01:11:10I will end you.
01:11:12Leave it.
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:21She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer?
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:28Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's not true.
01:11:35You know what? I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:38She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:41Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh, really?
01:11:43Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:52He said he had good stuff.
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know that's bullshit.
01:11:59I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:06Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh, sweetie.
01:12:19It's all coming out now.
01:12:19I saw her taking pills.
01:12:21Poor practice.
01:12:22We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you.
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the status?
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:39Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit.
01:12:41It's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:58All right, that's enough.
01:12:59That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Allison Scott, you are hereby removed.
01:13:11from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:13Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:20Hold on.
01:13:21Hold it.
01:13:22If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:28with the right way.
01:13:30No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:34Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:36to take your spells ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:39We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:45not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:48Not for the drugs.
01:13:50These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:52They're vitamins.
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:56You wanna check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:11and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:21because she was a threat.
01:14:22She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:25And it's horrible.
01:14:27Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:29and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:35That's not true, he's lying!
01:14:37She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:40Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch! You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:10Nothing but a little...
01:15:12Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:14What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything.
01:15:16You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students.
01:15:29As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:31from all school activities.
01:15:33What? No! My father...
01:15:35Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:37but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:41You can take him away.
01:15:42Marty's over. Let go.
01:15:44No! I'll throw you off!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:48And as for you, Miss Scott,
01:15:51on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:59And as of now, you can consider yourself
01:16:01officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08Whoo!
01:16:10Thank you, Principal.
01:16:11All right, everyone.
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:20Whoo!
01:16:21Woo!
01:16:22Let's win!
01:16:35Yes, Dayton University wins it all!
01:16:54Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:02Hey, Allison!
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:14Hey, well you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:18I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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