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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:14lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:27Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
03:42Woo!
03:43Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:45Oh!
03:45No!
03:46No!
03:47My God!
03:48Oh!
03:49Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26i am not okay it works i can hear you you're too loud sorry well now i can't hear you
04:36how about now no too loud now softer no better i hate this fucking thing
04:48can you hear me now say again can you hear me now yes oh sorry sorry i'm so sorry are
04:57you okay
04:58i'm fine i heard that god i think we got it hi what the fuck less i heard that too
05:08loud and clear
05:09okay lindy i'm so sorry it was an accident and uh i can't believe it even happened i i i
05:16but
05:17you're incredible i mean you're beautiful
05:25are you smiling right now no no no no of course not i i just i
05:32just like wow wow wow wow no i apologize you're my wife you're not experimentally
05:42well i should hope so jesus oh my god this is your job this how you're gonna solve world hunger
05:50you're gonna make everybody tiny so so they don't what eat more i don't do you want me to answer
05:57that
05:59explain it to me well um it's called cellular reduction and um it's the process of miniaturization
06:08and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables and that's how i plan to solve world hunger
06:15explain how you're gonna make me big again jesus i don't give a shit how it works oh right well
06:21i
06:22just reversed the process that's the restoration part great restore me now please i can do that
06:32um uh but first uh a surprise meet me in the dining room
06:41merry christmas lindy less do i look merry or hungry well it's kind of hard to tell from this distance
06:49um
06:49i'm not make me big again now heard that loud and clear um the thing is tell me you can
06:58make me big
06:59again less i can and i will um the thing is that it's just i think it's just gonna take
07:05a day uh or two
07:06tops but you'll be fine everything's gonna be okay you're healthy i checked your vitals
07:12wait i could die tiny no you you're not gonna die tiny you'll be safe in the doll house
07:21because it's it's almost exactly the same as our house house um the stove works the refrigerator works
07:29there's food the water runs and i shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at
07:35home
07:35home your clothes from your closet um and uh this curling thing
07:47and your hairbrush uh cold cream looked important oh and i remembered your coffee
07:55and the coffee maker worked perfectly right oh one crucial thing um the toilet uh it works i figured it
08:02out just don't ever look in the hall closet downstairs ever you will be restored to regular size i i
08:09promise it this is just temporary lindy i am so close truly now it's so close not a day or
08:18two top
08:19less you motherfuckers hey calm calm down
08:50hey lindy
09:17you can you can you can refilm the ladies cup too
09:21she's on her way she's gone back to her husband no they always do not this time no no no
09:28because
09:29we've got plans yep we got concrete plans
09:37how about a 10-day getaway to vermont for two uber romantic
09:51there are multiple reasons she could be late no i know lindy's coming why you may ask because our
09:59love story is woven into the fabric of time destined to be written and more lies for generations to come
10:07go back to him
10:09oh oh quiet everybody please please
10:12quiet please
10:12sorry
10:13oh it's it's work
10:16it's work
10:19hey martin
10:22well i you know i was i was gonna head out of town so
10:26no no no no no of course of course i'll just i'll head into the into the lab
10:33no i've i've not heard from us wait what do you mean you can't get a hold of him
10:40yeah okay bye does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled
10:46barbara can i be honest i love your service but i don't love the negative energy
10:53peace offering
11:00take those off i feel like a specimen and come closer i don't want to keep yelling
11:10jesus the 96 if there was ever a time i know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17well i couldn't it was top secret i signed an ironclad nda
11:21it's bullshit you didn't trust me which makes me so sad makes me so sad
11:32fuck you but yeah
11:40well i didn't exactly hide it from you either what happy birthday lindy
11:49they are so cute
11:53wait and legible happy birthday lindy
11:59they're so cute oh and functional happy birthday lindy
12:06how cute and accurate
12:11the dent from when i side swiped the mailbox
12:16never put it together
12:17you also said you didn't want to know
12:22well you're not leaving me
12:24well i have to go so i can fix you no no no less take me with you
12:29i'm portable you will be safer here in the dollhouse i feel very not safe i feel
12:34very small and like something bad could happen
12:37i won't let something happen something did something else beyond the accident
12:42but i have to go to the lab so i can fix you
12:45please lest i do not want to be alone please i'm scared well what if i can show you
12:50that um being small isn't scary oh god i've always wondered what the world would look like
12:57if i were six inches tall not me i can show you no i i don't aren't you just a
13:04little bit curious
13:05i will be restored to regular size soon
13:09i promise trust me
13:14okay
13:17this is crazy
13:19oh my god
13:22oh my god
13:23oh my god
13:26oh my god
13:31oh my god
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big, really big.
14:17Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores. Look who it is.
14:37See? She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing. Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no. It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please? Put me down.
15:06Fun, right? We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:10Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:11Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:22Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Woo!
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:52Oh, my God.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:58Oh, my God.
15:59Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:19Water truck ran out of shrinking gas, so I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Uh, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six-inch-tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08Uh, she's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Les said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup.
18:20You know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited.
18:33Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom.
19:04It's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me.
19:10And the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story
19:16about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster of a mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No.
19:35He stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Uh, me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47Uh, if I may, uh, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54Um, with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich.
20:06But absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:36Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
21:00What?
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:06Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:10Go.
21:12Go.
21:15Go ahead.
21:17Okay.
21:18Start defending.
21:20Always.
21:21Always.
21:22Go ahead.
21:24Wait.
21:25Oh, no, put your hand down.
21:30Okay.
21:35Jesus.
21:36Waltz.
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:41It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:00Oh.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:15I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, um...
22:19I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously.
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:39It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52...
23:17Ryan.
23:18I'm hungry.
23:21You're hungry.
23:22You're hungry.
23:22yeah what what what it can't be right
23:32okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
24:01oh
24:02magoo
24:06stay stay
24:11no no no no
24:17magoo
24:22ow fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:38stop
24:40stop it you're fine
24:42feel bad enough already
24:47i mean she's safe right
25:00hey
25:03hey
25:07yes richard what is it
25:08oh you seem upset
25:11no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come in my car to cry too when i need a release so
25:18i get where you're at
25:20okay right is that all
25:22now you've got me worried
25:23is everything all right at home you know with uh your wife lindy lindy's her name right
25:27everything okay good good
25:29yeah she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays
25:34yes richard she's at home
25:35writing she's keeping busy
25:37writing
25:39that's wonderful that's wonderful richard
25:42get your butt inside
25:43i'm sorry i'm sorry you used profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
26:01yes
26:02yes
26:04yes
26:04yes
26:04yes
26:05yes
26:05yes
26:06yes
26:16yes
26:19yes
26:25yes
26:33yes
26:34why not okay that's that's good space colon colon colon colonel colonel space colonel
26:46next stop uranus i could fuck i'm already spiraling you made me believe you were so close
26:55so i believed you yes and you should believe me that's our deal there is mathematical truth in
27:00stating i am so close so what does so close mean to you in this context today my god i
27:08can't put an
27:08actual number on it i don't know what oh what have you done what have i done martin i didn't
27:17want to
27:17say you have one job contract is for 30 days that's insane well you said that you were close
27:2530 days well it will work i mean the math says it will and math is never wrong so
27:33now you have 30 days no no no we have 30 days oh now it's we what does it say
27:38exactly what does
27:39it was the small print say exactly says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula
27:45works or the patent on our tech on my tech thank you reverts to hilton and hilton sues you sues
27:54us
27:55for fraud and you go to jail to jail well can he do that he can and after 30 days
28:04it goes the the
28:05tech the lab the bob's gone but but okay so how do i make uh how do i how do
28:17i make things big again
28:18because i i have to make things big again well after 30 days you can't
28:25this is actually silly i mean can he actually do this yes he can it says it right here
28:38less how bad is this
28:47i'm not even going to ask about the cat
29:06um hey i i i i got you something for christmas oh i i i didn't get you anything
29:19like what shakespeare used to write with you know i like shakespeare well everybody knows you like
29:25shakespeare bar's card well you talk about it a lot um you you seem a little bit down no i'm
29:35uh
29:36just tired yeah and i was waiting up last night for someone someone special you know and it's just
29:46you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift so thank you
29:58thank you
29:59thy returneth to thine grind
30:11okay buddy thank you from over here
30:24oh
30:26right okay
30:30okay
30:44oh my god
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:52Uh, guide.
30:59Oh, a classic.
31:01Gamma!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sachs.
31:16So...
31:18We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:42Three.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:09Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:26Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:29Yes.
32:32No.
32:33No.
32:50I'll be there.
32:50No.
32:51No.
32:52No.
32:53No.
32:54No.
32:55No.
32:55No.
33:12Let's make history.
33:54Let's make history.
34:17Let's make history.
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:42Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:47This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab, ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:43Oh, what have I done?
36:53Midnight for the stars and you.
36:59Midnight and a rendezvous.
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh!
37:22Oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come, come!
37:26What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:45No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
37:51No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23I can see you in you.
38:24Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:49Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:51Jesus!
38:53Fuck!
38:54God damn it, Luke!
38:57For God's sake.
39:03God!
39:04Dang it!
39:05None!
39:10Trey
39:11No!
39:12No!
39:13No!
39:19God damn it!
39:20Oh!
39:21No!
39:24Oh!
39:32No!
39:52Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:13Oh, my God.
40:28Oh, my God.
40:38Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:47Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
41:49Oh, my God.
41:57Oh, my God.
42:06Oh, my God.
42:08Oh, my God.
42:15Oh, my God.
42:19Oh, my God.
42:20Oh, my God.
42:21Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
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