- hace 2 días
The.Miniature.Wife.S01E01.540p.X265.AAC [Full Movie] [High Quality]Full EP - Full
Categoría
🎥
CortometrajesTranscripción
00:23Esta es una historia de amor.
00:52Esta es una historia de amor.
00:54Esta es una historia de amor.
01:29Esta es una historia de amor.
01:45Esta es una historia de amor.
02:15Esta es una historia de amor.
02:48Ok, great.
03:57Gracias.
04:06Gracias.
04:15Gracias.
08:16Gracias.
08:26Gracias.
08:27Gracias.
08:29Gracias.
08:29Gracias.
08:30Gracias.
08:31Gracias.
08:38Gracias.
08:39Gracias.
08:41Gracias.
08:43Gracias.
08:44Gracias.
08:45Gracias.
08:47Gracias.
08:48Gracias.
08:49Gracias.
08:50Gracias.
08:51Gracias.
08:51Gracias.
08:51Gracias.
08:52Gracias.
08:52Gracias.
08:52Gracias.
08:54Gracias.
08:54Gracias.
08:55Gracias.
08:55Gracias.
08:55Gracias.
09:00Gracias.
09:03Gracias.
09:05Gracias.
09:06Gracias.
09:08Gracias.
09:08Gracias.
09:17Gracias.
09:19Gracias.
09:21Gracias.
09:22Gracias.
09:23.
09:53Gracias.
09:54Gracias.
10:26Gracias.
11:59Gracias.
12:00Gracias.
12:15Gracias.
12:16Gracias.
12:17Gracias.
12:22Gracias.
12:24Gracias.
12:28Gracias.
12:29There is a story.
12:31There is a story.
12:32There's a story in the Yorker with my name on it.
12:34And I need you to call me back.
12:35This is an emergency.
12:36For serious this time, call me back.
12:39Fuck.
12:41Fuck!
12:42Fuck!
12:51Fuck!
12:52Shut the door.
12:52Why?
12:53Because I want to raise my voice.
12:56Jesus jumping crackers!
12:58Why would you invite Hilton to your charity event at your home tonight?
13:04Because he wants to know who I am.
13:05But Lindy will be there.
13:06And?
13:07I'm sorry.
13:08Am I the only one that remembers last year?
13:10The silent auction?
13:12The pool incident?
13:13And you're still serving alcohol this year, right?
13:15Count me out.
13:16I'm sorry.
13:17I cannot watch.
13:21I don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him.
13:27But we are broke.
13:29And he is all we have.
13:31There are no more interested investors less with Hilton's kind of cash.
13:36You know what?
13:37Lindy and I are fine now.
13:39We're good, even.
13:40And we're renewing our vows.
13:42New year, new us.
13:43New us!
13:43Yes!
13:43You said that last year.
13:44This year it's gonna stick.
13:46You sleeping in the same bed?
13:47Yes.
13:48Just sleeping?
13:49Sleeping plus.
13:50Big plus?
13:52Small plus.
13:53It'd feel so much better if it was big.
13:55We're on the road to big.
13:56I promise you.
13:57Okay.
14:00Lindy, it's me.
14:01It's me calling you.
14:02I'm not panicking, but just call me back before the party, okay?
14:05It's not an emergency, but it's an emergency.
14:08Oh, oh, oh.
14:08Oh, sorry.
14:09Sorry.
14:10My polyp is gone.
14:12Yeah.
14:13But there's a hole in my heart now.
14:14Sounds like a case for the Bard's Guard.
14:16So I'll be unable to attend your party this evening.
14:19Our loss.
14:19Good luck, Richard.
14:45You're not Jackie.
14:46I'm Hell.
14:47Don't make me raise it.
14:49Through?
14:50I'm Professor Littlejohn.
14:51Jackie's professor.
14:52Did she leave for break already?
14:53Have I missed her?
14:54I hope not, because I'm her fucking ride.
14:56Jackie!
14:58Professor Littlejohn.
14:59Yeah, Lindy.
15:00You should call me Lindy.
15:01Oh, uh, Hell, uh, Professor Littlejohn is the reason that I'm here.
15:07Oh, you wrote that book she loves.
15:09I didn't read it.
15:10No offense.
15:11None taken.
15:11Jackie, I'm so glad I caught you.
15:13Can we talk?
15:15Yeah.
15:15Just real quick.
15:17Oh, you mean without me?
15:18I do.
15:19Oh.
15:19Is it okay?
15:20Oh, yeah.
15:21Is it rude?
15:21No offense, but sure.
15:23Okay.
15:25Okay.
15:28Um, have I done something wrong, Professor Littlejohn?
15:31Oh, no, no.
15:32Gosh, no.
15:33No, I have.
15:34I have.
15:36I, um, I need to tell you something.
15:39Uh, I loved your short story.
15:47Untitled on purpose.
15:48Yeah, that's the one.
15:49Yeah, I loved it.
15:50It was brilliant.
15:51Uh, the prose was incisive.
15:54Oh, just the voice.
15:55Fresh.
15:56Distinguished.
15:57Rare.
15:58One that deserves the attention of the New York literati.
16:04I mean, that, that means the world to me, Professor Littlejohn.
16:08It's almost, it's almost Christmas and you're at my door complimenting my work.
16:11I, oh my gosh, I couldn't ask for a better gift.
16:13Okay, listen to me.
16:14Listen to me.
16:14Yes.
16:15You need to turn it into a novel right now.
16:20Now?
16:21Really?
16:22Really now.
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:23Um, I guess I could get started over the break.
16:27No, you need to take next semester off and just write.
16:30The whole semester.
16:32The whole semester.
16:33You just want to isolate and write while it's fresh, while it's here, while Untitled
16:38on Purpose is coursing through you, right?
16:41Yes, I feel it.
16:42Okay, so you need to isolate and write.
16:44Uh, no distractions.
16:46No internet.
16:46No novels.
16:47No magazines.
16:49No, uh, nothing.
16:50Right?
16:50Nothing.
16:51And just all winter long, a very, a room of one's own.
16:54Right.
16:55Wolf it.
16:55Right.
16:56Wolf it.
16:56Could you do that?
16:57Yes.
16:58Well, how's dad?
16:59My Uncle Flip, he has a cabin back in Montana that's super isolated.
17:04Oh.
17:04Walden Pond isolated.
17:05That's perfect.
17:06Right?
17:06Yes.
17:07Jackie.
17:08Yeah.
17:09This has the potential to be your...
17:12My rainbow starts with black?
17:15No.
17:16Professor Little John, it, it couldn't.
17:18Jackie.
17:19I...
17:19I should know.
17:20My goal in life is to just write one, one great novel like you.
17:27That's okay.
17:28That's okay.
17:28So we're agreed.
17:30You're gonna isolate and write.
17:31Yes.
17:32All semester.
17:33All semester.
17:33You're going to Montana.
17:35Yes.
17:35Remember, no magazines.
17:37None.
17:37You know what I need?
17:38Uh-uh.
17:39Just turn off the internet.
17:40Right.
17:41Okay?
17:41I will unplug completely.
17:43Yes.
17:44Okay, hey, Merry Christmas.
17:46Merry Christmas to you too.
17:52Okay.
17:53I'll put some of that.
17:55I'll just put it right here.
18:00Oh.
18:04Oh.
18:12Oh.
18:14Oh.
18:15Okay, listen, I...
18:16Lizzie, I have ten minutes.
18:19Blindsiding me with one short story published in the New Yorker over the last two decades
18:22gets you one.
18:23The fact that we've been friends for more than 20 years gets you another.
18:26And the other eight belong to Gilliam Flynn.
18:28He continues to publish bestsellers, which bought me a classic six off the park.
18:33I didn't write the story.
18:34It's my students' work.
18:38My ex-emotional lover.
18:41Long story.
18:42I found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine.
18:45And I...
18:45Why would I correct him?
18:47You know?
18:48He sent it in.
18:50Oh.
18:51Without my knowledge on my behalf.
18:53Because he...
18:53Long story.
18:54Adored me and...
18:56I thought I was capable of writing something great again.
18:58I'm taking a sabbatical from Wash U.
19:00I'm headed to the Grey House.
19:02Les and I are gonna renew our vows.
19:04Long story.
19:05You're invited.
19:06I know you hate him.
19:07I did too.
19:08But...
19:09He is a good dad.
19:10And...
19:11I'm committed...
19:12To committing to my marriage.
19:14So...
19:14I cannot handle...
19:16This shit storm right now.
19:18Which is sure, by the way, to tarnish your reputation as well.
19:22So if you wanna keep that classic six...
19:24Then can you please...
19:26Please...
19:27Fix this fucking mess so I can focus on my vows and my marriage like I promised.
19:32I hate you.
19:34I love you.
19:34I know.
19:35I hate me too!
19:37Thank you.
19:38No, you're not allowed to thank me.
19:45Oliver!
20:06Les has been calling.
20:07I've been texting.
20:08And I have been busy.
20:09Les needs you on best behavior tonight.
20:12Hilton Smith is attending.
20:14Condescending as always, Starla.
20:16And who?
20:18Necessary.
20:18And he is a big investor.
20:20You know.
20:20I thought the cover was on the pool last year, right?
20:23You know that.
20:24Great!
20:24You already picked up the first frame to me that did.
20:26Yep.
20:27It's locked.
20:28I know.
20:30Is this another party protest?
20:31No.
20:32Hilton is here in five.
20:33Starla.
20:34Your dress is upstairs.
20:35I need you inside.
20:35Now.
20:36What dress?
20:37Les had me assess your wardrobe situation.
20:39And we both agreed that the only option was to outsource an upgrade.
20:43Insulting?
20:44And what if I hate it?
20:46Your futures are on the line.
20:48He said to me, quote,
20:49No new year, new us without new money.
20:52Unquote.
20:53So please.
20:54Just move.
20:55Get out of the car.
20:57Now!
20:58Goodbye, Starla.
21:00I will have the valet physically remove you.
21:05I need a minute!
21:07One minute!
21:11We need a Hulk out front.
21:13Stat.
21:42Come on, tell me what Les is working on.
21:45This is the cover of Scientific American.
21:48He tells me nothing.
21:49Nothing else.
21:50Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
21:51And you never ask.
21:52Bullshit, Wendy.
21:53I have printed that same quote from you ten times over the years.
21:56All I'll say is first rule of Fight Club.
21:59Blame.
22:00And outdated.
22:01Just like Scientific American.
22:14Vodka dry.
22:23Oh, thank you.
22:33Big Red has landed.
22:35Where's Lindy?
22:37I need eyes on Lady Tomato.
22:39Hilton?
22:39Give me a 20 on Deep Pockets.
22:42Double negative.
22:43Big Red is not happy.
22:44I know amazing style when I see it.
22:49This is a facade.
22:50Oh, well, the facade is working.
22:54I'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud.
22:58Which I probably deserve.
23:01I'm supposed to be the supportive wife, but my career going up in flames is banging around my brain.
23:09That's all I can hear.
23:11What does your husband think about that?
23:13Oh, he has no clue.
23:15He's a fraud, too.
23:17Is that so?
23:20Welcome, everyone.
23:24Every year, I say I'm going to keep it short and that this night is not about me.
23:28It's about the children.
23:30And tonight, I'm actually going to keep that promise.
23:33But, you know, let's be honest.
23:35It has to be about me first because you're all here to bid on my stuff.
23:40Well, he's just playing the role of a charitable philanthropist.
23:46But all he really cares about is his life's work.
23:50First, himself second, our daughter third, me last.
23:53Which I probably deserve.
23:55Well, just curious.
23:57What do you think about his life's work?
24:00And a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane.
24:04My John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet with my high school ID still inside.
24:11Where else are you going to get one of those?
24:13I can't tell you that.
24:17It's so top secret.
24:18I actually have no idea what it is.
24:20Oh.
24:21Hold on a second.
24:21My top elf is really trying to tell me something.
24:25Lady Tomato on the brand of Deepak is two drinks and third on deck.
24:28You're fucking joking, aren't you fucking fired?
24:31I'll turn to my headset.
24:34But I can tell you, he's brilliant.
24:40Don't tell him I said that.
24:42Yeah.
24:43I mean, I'm already last.
24:44You know, what's after last?
24:46It's fine.
24:48Not much.
24:49So, yeah.
24:51Merry Christmas and happy holidays and hopefully that covers it all.
24:56Okay.
24:59Last five minutes.
25:00No.
25:00Two.
25:01One.
25:01Later.
25:01Maybe.
25:02Done.
25:02The pool.
25:03Everybody was up.
25:04Do you remember?
25:05No, no.
25:05I'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season.
25:10So, as a joke, last year I put into the silent auction, as a joke, watch Almighty Les walk on
25:17water.
25:17I thought the cover was on the pool.
25:20Oh.
25:20It was not.
25:21I'm so sorry.
25:22You get it.
25:22Hilton, I'm so sorry.
25:24I just want to say I'm so sorry.
25:25Hilton.
25:25Well, I pay right now to see that.
25:27Awesome Les.
25:29If you can walk on water, you got my money.
25:32Are you being serious?
25:34No.
25:35No.
25:35Oh, great.
25:36So, I can still get the money?
25:38After the conversation with your wife, I don't know.
25:44Hi, Hilton.
25:45I didn't know that.
25:45Okay, Lindy, why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks?
25:51Okay, so, Hilton, I don't know what she said.
25:53Well, she said that you put work first, family third, and her dead last.
25:58That's out of context.
26:00What kind of man are you?
26:01I know.
26:01I just, I can explain.
26:03I can.
26:04Oh, my God.
26:07You never explained anything.
26:09I got you.
26:10Again.
26:11Again.
26:13You suck at it.
26:14I do, I do, I do.
26:15So, just to be clear, Lindy didn't tank the deal.
26:17She closed it.
26:18Now she's awesome.
26:21Workaholics, they changed the world.
26:23I'm a workaholic.
26:24I should know.
26:25Thank you.
26:26Okay, okay.
26:27Thank you so much.
26:28I want to go to work right away.
26:29Like, fuck the holidays.
26:30Yeah.
26:31Put it on my Christmas card every year.
26:33Yeah.
26:33You really see me.
26:34We both do.
26:35Oh, it's you again.
26:36Hilton's chief scientist.
26:38Oh, the brains.
26:39And the boots.
26:40The boots.
26:41The boots on the ground.
26:42What do the boots do?
26:43The boots ensure that my guts are never wrong.
26:47The boots are part of the deal.
26:49I'm all in.
26:51Are you?
26:52Awesome.
26:52Bless.
26:59Fine.
27:00Just, just tell me.
27:01I'm melting down.
27:03Because I fucked the deal.
27:04No.
27:05I closed the deal.
27:06I closed the deal.
27:07Fantastic.
27:08No.
27:08What do you mean no?
27:09That's so great.
27:11Oh, my God.
27:11I was so worried.
27:13No.
27:13Now, I am saddled with one of Hilton's network of bio spies.
27:17His chief scientist is going to come in and she's going to take credit for my work.
27:21And all of this will have been for nothing.
27:23I will be nothing.
27:25I will be nothing.
27:25My legacy will be nothing.
27:27I shall go to the grave without a Nobel.
27:29You know?
27:29This was my last chance at greatness.
27:33God.
27:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
27:39Hey.
27:40Come on.
27:41You remember Joan Ryan?
27:44Huh?
27:45Yeah.
27:46My nemesis at MIT.
27:47That's right.
27:48You were convinced that the PhD board was going to pick her over you and you were going
27:54to be relegated to just a footnote in the science community or some other science bad
27:58thing, right?
27:59But what actually happened, Les?
28:03They chose me?
28:05They chose you.
28:07And where's Joan Ryan?
28:09Teaching at Berkeley.
28:12And where are you?
28:14In St. Louis.
28:16But why?
28:16Oh, uh, to give the finger to those ungrateful pricks at Monsanto and to build the Menlo
28:23Park of the Midwest.
28:24And how?
28:25How?
28:26Because I am a partner in my own company creating the bio-agrotech that will change the world.
28:31That's right.
28:31Yeah.
28:32You're going to change the world.
28:35And you are.
28:37I've always believed that.
28:39Even when you hated me?
28:41Oh.
28:43Especially when I hated you.
28:45So what do I do?
28:48You do what you always do.
28:50You get back in the workshop.
28:53And you figure it out.
28:55That's what Les Little John does.
28:58Yeah.
28:58Right?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Right.
29:00Okay.
29:03Okay.
29:05Okay.
29:05That's it.
29:06That's it.
29:07Thank you, Lydia.
29:08Thank you for being so understanding.
29:11Oh, God.
29:14So now I've got to get back in the workshop.
29:16And let's move our renewing our vows to next year.
29:19That's a fantastic idea.
29:21Les, no I didn't.
29:21What?
29:22Huh?
29:22That's what you said, right?
29:24Huh?
29:26Did I?
29:27Yeah.
29:27Gary and Meg.
29:28Oh, Gary and Meg would much prefer to go to Cabo.
29:31Let's send them something.
29:31Sign my name.
29:32No, no, no.
29:33That will be so humiliating.
29:34Don't worry, don't worry.
29:35I'll tell Lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted.
29:37So I'll see you when I see you.
29:39I'll be back when I'm back.
29:39And I love you.
29:41And I can't wait for New Year, new us next year.
29:44Muah!
29:52They're...
29:55Is he fucking kidding me?
30:16Lindsay?
30:16Hi, Richie.
30:19Um, I made a mistake and I'm leaving Les.
30:24Tonight.
30:25I hear the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful.
30:28I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
30:30Yeah, I'm gonna go to Vermont.
30:32I'm gonna go to the Grey House.
30:33And I, um, could you, could you come with me?
30:36Where you finished your masterpiece
30:38I'd be honored to be invited
30:41A gift beyond measure
30:42I have ten vacation days and one personal day bagged
30:46Heart emoji
30:49Let's meet at Mandy's diner at midnight
30:51Heart emoji bag
30:52I'll arrive with joy in my step
30:55And a light in my heart
30:56Did you love my present?
30:58Fuck
30:58Pardon?
31:00I didn't have the heart to open it
31:05So I'll just bring it with me, okay?
31:08New year, new you, new us
31:11Oh, is Vermont cold?
31:12I get
31:35Everybody out in 30 minutes
31:36Or Hulk is gonna see me smash
31:41Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks
31:42Abandoned ship
31:43Lady Tomato about to burst
31:45Hey, hey, hey
31:47Les promised me a minute
31:51I'll give you 20
32:11Excuse me?
32:13I thought the boots up my ass
32:15Might start after the holidays
32:17Martin signed the LOI ASAP
32:19And Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith
32:21I didn't sign
32:22I'm a partner
32:23Apparently not the important one
32:26Oh
32:26Well, now I'm inspired
32:29And I would like you to leave
32:31A genius needs his space
32:34Exactly
32:35And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays
32:38I know this is a difficult transition period
32:41I'll give you tonight
32:42But I will be back tomorrow
32:47Boots on the ground
32:48Dr. Littlejohn
32:52Fuck me
33:02Okay
33:06Okay
33:08Okay
33:08Okay
33:16Okay
33:32Nils, no tengo tiempo
33:37¿Qué?
34:12Starla
34:25Freezers, off limits, from now on, till I say
34:27I need to regroup
34:29Where are you going?
34:31I'm leaving you
34:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you
34:35How's that?
34:36For trying to sabotage my career
34:38Think I don't know, huh?
34:39You don't think Nils would call me for comment, Lindy
34:42Scientific American, not TMZ
34:44I'm a hoax
34:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work
34:49You mentioned Joan
34:51I'm not a misogynist
34:52I'm not intentionally
34:54But anything, I'm an accidental misogynist
34:56And I, too, blame the patriarchy for that
34:58I never said misogynist
35:00Why would you do this? Why?
35:02You know why
35:04Is it about Gary and Meg?
35:06This is about you
35:08And our marriage
35:09And breaking the promise of step three, colon, a grand gesture
35:13And our daughter who hates me
35:15Sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career
35:19Career?
35:20Stop
35:21It was one book in the early aughts
35:24This is what you did
35:25You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family
35:29You changed the names
35:30You added a little bit of wry sarcasm
35:32And then you called it fiction
35:33And you got lucky
35:34My rainbow starts with black
35:37No shit
35:38My book report
35:39And the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on
35:43Bought and paid for this extravagantly sad McMansion
35:48In this podunk red state town you forced us to move to
35:53So that you could try to be something other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head
35:57This is the last thing I need right now
35:59Oh my
36:00I'm so sorry
36:01What is it you need right now?
36:03I need you
36:04Yeah
36:05I need your support
36:06This is my last chance
36:08You already got your prize
36:11And in case you forgot
36:13I was by your side for every fucking sentence
36:17Every book signing
36:18Every interview
36:19I held your purse
36:21I held my tongue
36:22You know
36:22I was there for the ride
36:23And it wasn't always pleasant
36:25You know the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion
36:28Was frankly fucking exhausting
36:30I have paid that debt
36:31I have been by your side for 15 years
36:35You had Flavor Saver
36:38And it was insufferable
36:41Still is
36:43But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did
36:46I didn't get my prize
36:48Swing and a miss
36:50How is it my fault?
36:52How?
36:54My apologies
36:55Forgive me for being ambitious
36:57Coasting by on a one-hit wonder
37:00Isn't enough for me
37:01Maybe you don't have another hit in you
37:02Huh?
37:03Maybe you're one and done
37:05Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room
37:08I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear
37:11That's me?
37:12That's what you think of me?
37:13Yeah
37:13Because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years
37:17What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved gray house?
37:20Huh?
37:21With me by your side
37:22Like an emotional support animal
37:24Encouraging you
37:25Keeping you calm
37:26Because quote
37:27I promised we'd return there one day
37:29Unquote
37:30I mean
37:30I am through
37:32Being held emotionally hostage
37:34For your creative paralysis
37:36And there it is everyone
37:39That's our show
37:41Same line every time
37:50This is the top secret thing you've been working on?
37:54Give me that
37:54Give me
37:55A Tonka truck is not going to change the world
37:58Let alone agriculture as we know it
38:01You have no idea what you're talking about
38:02This is what you said to every female scientist that's ever had a better idea
38:05You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck
38:09It's nice to see yours to scale
38:17What a gentleman
38:19Oh, fuck
38:21What?
38:22Oh no, Lindy
38:26What'd you do?
38:43Oh, God
38:44Is she dead?
38:51Lindy
38:53Say something
38:54Are you alive?
38:57Oh, you're alive!
38:59Oh, fuck you
39:02Oh, fuck you
39:03Oh
39:06Oh
39:06Oh
39:09Oh
39:20Merry Christmas
39:21I don't want to fight tonight
39:23Merry Christmas
39:25I don't want to fight tonight
39:26Merry Christmas
39:28I don't want to get back tonight with you
39:34Good morning.
39:36How long until you can fix me?
39:39I need the truth.
39:43I don't know.
39:45But I'm making really good progress.
39:48It's incredible.
39:53Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
39:58Mom wrote something?
40:00The story is viral.
40:01This is a ticking time bomb that is going to blow.
40:04But you're gonna fix that.
40:09That means the world to me.
40:12Richard, were you at my house?
40:14Lindy, where poor art thou?
40:17I was in the neighborhood.
40:20So I think mom has had an emotional breakdown.
40:24No, no, no.
40:25So Hurricane Lindy is tracking northeast.
40:27No, don't say that.
40:29I'm the villain.
40:33Lindy!
40:34Oh, fuck!
40:36Oh, God.
40:38I've created a tiny monster.
40:40I've created a tiny monster.
40:43I've created a tiny monster.
40:45I've created a tiny monster.
40:50I've created a tiny monster.
40:51I've created a tiny monster.
40:52I've created a tiny monster.
40:53I've created a tiny monster.
40:54I've created a tiny monster.
40:55I've created a tiny monster.
Comentarios