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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:38Isol.
00:00:54Jesus.
00:00:55Jesus.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr. Gary yes Duncan hi uh so I have test results I'm preliminary you know normally I'd like to do
00:01:22a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me straight
00:01:26where am I on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually
00:01:32completely typical typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not
00:01:39neurodivergent that can't be possible I I think different also I have zero sense of humor and
00:01:45zero empathy you know uh actually uh according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes
00:01:53associated with what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what
00:01:58suck my dick I'm empathetic no I'm sorry you know Duncan I think maybe I'm just not communicating
00:02:04it properly okay in layman's terms you're normal I'm sorry no you're normal I'm fucking exceptional
00:02:12well from a medical perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just
00:02:19pathetic with the prefix okay I am an apex predator I eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified
00:02:27are you anyway Gary yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids Gary
00:02:32huh that's weird I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destable
00:02:39all right right fruit yeah oh my god what the are you serious Duncan there's wildfires
00:02:52they're not far from Napa Duncan
00:03:03you're not far from Napa Duncan
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15Ashley you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:38oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla
00:03:46up oh my gosh all I need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent
00:03:51sake and I am
00:03:52invincible you prepare me well Joanne it is Duncan Park signing off
00:04:02who's that oh um that's Linus Poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13you ever worry their clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve
00:04:30financial prosperity
00:04:31I don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was Linus Poe sadly the Ohio Balladeer died today
00:04:41oh no
00:04:45are you okay
00:04:46yeah sorry it's just Linus Poe you know he got me through high school
00:04:50and so much damn it every time NPR plays someone's music
00:04:54they're dead I'm sorry dad loves him too so I introduced your dad to Linus Poe
00:05:08hi
00:05:10thanks
00:05:24Carl Bartoff
00:05:27Duncan Park
00:05:28hypernosis
00:05:30big fan
00:05:31super huge
00:05:33you know hugest
00:05:34it's titanic
00:05:35uncomfortably huge
00:05:36might mind if I sit
00:05:43your manifesto
00:05:45Bartoff's law
00:05:46that was
00:05:46super important
00:05:48to me
00:05:48you know
00:05:49in a society driven by technology
00:05:52growth will continue endlessly
00:05:54the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're on my mouth
00:05:58rush for it Carl
00:06:00tell you that
00:06:02but you're not stone
00:06:03you are flesh
00:06:04and I bet
00:06:05I bet you're not done
00:06:06not even close
00:06:11so me
00:06:12I
00:06:13yeah
00:06:14I co-founded
00:06:16Fafa.com
00:06:17Fafa
00:06:18you've
00:06:19you've heard of it
00:06:20nope
00:06:22F-A
00:06:24H-F-A
00:06:26dot com
00:06:27yeah
00:06:27it was huge
00:06:28in
00:06:29oh nine
00:06:30early
00:06:30but it doesn't matter
00:06:31my
00:06:32latest enterprise
00:06:33hypernosis
00:06:34I mean
00:06:36data analytics
00:06:37great
00:06:37great
00:06:38algo
00:06:39the thing is
00:06:43Cupertino wants us
00:06:45yeah
00:06:46we're in acquisition talks
00:06:47I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago
00:06:50so I'm not talking out of school
00:06:52but I
00:06:53I think it's a big mistake
00:06:55taking the deal
00:06:55I mean
00:06:57you know what it's like there
00:06:58golden handcuffs
00:06:59you get it
00:07:00so I was thinking
00:07:01if I could find a private placement investor
00:07:04someone
00:07:05whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar
00:07:08and here you are
00:07:10I mean
00:07:12so I gotta ask
00:07:13like
00:07:13how about us
00:07:14and maybe hypernosis
00:07:16is how you
00:07:17get back
00:07:18in the game
00:07:18double rainbow
00:07:19I mean
00:07:20with a forward facing
00:07:21data analytics company
00:07:22we could really
00:07:23make something
00:07:31what the fuck
00:07:34the fuck is blue
00:07:36oh my
00:07:38oh my
00:07:39oh my
00:07:39oh my
00:07:46oh my
00:08:08Zero day since I stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:08:10Uh, who did you stab?
00:08:13This discount CEO comes to my heart and starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak.
00:08:19So, so, uh, you stabbed him?
00:08:22It was with a fork.
00:08:24He's, he's fine.
00:08:25But I'm not.
00:08:26All that work we did wasted.
00:08:29Everything we accomplished, you said...
00:08:31Okay.
00:08:31Throw it out the window!
00:08:33Yes, okay, okay, Carl.
00:08:34That's okay.
00:08:35We, we, we, we can discuss all of it in session.
00:08:39Right now, I, I have to...
00:08:42Yeah, okay, boundaries, you're right.
00:08:43And just after mine were crossed, too, I...
00:08:45It's okay.
00:08:47Uh, how about Thursday at noon?
00:08:50You gotta, you gotta believe it, Joanne.
00:08:51This guy, he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes.
00:08:56But you can't.
00:08:58Because you're not supposed to.
00:08:59I get it.
00:09:00And not your fault, Carl.
00:09:01Whatever happened, not your fault.
00:09:03Some people deserve, maybe not stabbing, but a real definitive...
00:09:08I'm, I'm sorry, I, I, I have to take this.
00:09:11What?
00:09:12Do you know where Orson is?
00:09:13Oh, Ethan.
00:09:14Yeah, he's at school.
00:09:16Well, I was worried about the fire.
00:09:18Yes, we will work through all of it in session.
00:09:20Joanne?
00:09:21On Thursday.
00:09:22Joanne?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Ethan, I dropped him there this morning.
00:09:25Well, I called his school, and he's not there.
00:09:28He's not even registered, Joanne.
00:09:29What is going on?
00:09:31He's there.
00:09:32I, I, I see him on my tracker.
00:09:34Jesus.
00:09:34I don't understand.
00:09:36Well, you got some bad info, Ethan.
00:09:38But of course, the only explanation for you is bad mother, right?
00:09:41Maybe, before drawing damning conclusions, open yourself up to the possibility that most
00:09:45things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups.
00:09:48They, they, they build up like, like coral reefs or, or dung beetle nests.
00:09:52This is for the boy.
00:09:53Dung beetle?
00:09:54I have no idea what you're talking about right now, but our son is not a dung beetle.
00:09:59What?
00:10:00I said he's not a dung beetle.
00:10:02He's not the dung beetle in the metaphor, Ethan.
00:10:15Stabbed with pork, tetanus shot, question mark.
00:10:23Oh, God.
00:10:25Oh, God.
00:10:27Move.
00:10:27Move!
00:10:29Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please?
00:10:32Ointment?
00:10:33Yes.
00:10:33Ointment.
00:10:34Of course.
00:10:34Duncan, what happened?
00:10:36What's it look like?
00:10:37What's it look like?
00:10:37Uh, I, I couldn't say.
00:10:39A rodent?
00:10:40Twin rodents?
00:10:45Hey, captain.
00:10:47Big news.
00:10:48Cabinet level.
00:10:50Come in a visit.
00:10:51We just talked to Sekva.
00:10:54Great.
00:10:54What's a Sekva?
00:10:55Uh, the secretary of the VA.
00:10:57She's gonna be in town this week, so.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:10:59And we, we've been working with, uh, your CTO, Harper.
00:11:04Turns out your Ganodon gizmo.
00:11:07I have Ganodon.
00:11:08Same tech, right?
00:11:09Can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm.
00:11:14Huge.
00:11:15Wow.
00:11:15I mean, a, really a godsend.
00:11:17And she agrees, so she's coming here to check it out.
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:22What, did you catch a fork there, jefe?
00:11:25Lucky.
00:11:25Ointment.
00:11:26Please.
00:11:26Listen, I would love to meet your friend.
00:11:29I really would.
00:11:29But I have deals to chase.
00:11:31Deals.
00:11:33Deals that are real deals.
00:11:35Yeah, yeah.
00:11:36No, I get it.
00:11:37Government money.
00:11:38Right?
00:11:38It doesn't flow.
00:11:39But there are workarounds.
00:11:41That's the first aid getting spent.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43Fast tracks.
00:11:44Huh?
00:11:44And Sekhva can help with that.
00:11:47She can maybe get you, I'm telling you, like a half up front.
00:11:52To pay you, to pay your people, and to pay the engineers, we're gonna need to hire to get you
00:11:56that pile of data.
00:11:58Okay, maybe we'll shoot a little fire.
00:12:00But data, how fast?
00:12:02Oh, fast.
00:12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:04With her sign off, matter of weeks.
00:12:06Okay, thank you.
00:12:07Thank you, mother.
00:12:09Yeah?
00:12:10You don't always get to bang the prom queen.
00:12:12Sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird curve in her back.
00:12:15That's the only willing partner, right?
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:19Wow.
00:12:19Oh.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:24Here's what I'm thinking.
00:12:28Barbecue.
00:12:30Okay.
00:12:31A Texas BBQ.
00:12:34We red, white, and blew the shit out.
00:12:36You know, a pig on a friggin' spit.
00:12:38A whole hawk.
00:12:39We put it on the roof.
00:12:41We get VIPs, a DJ, and your...
00:12:43Sekhva.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Sekhva.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:47Sure, hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract, so we have to be cognizant.
00:12:51There's regulation.
00:12:53I'm throwing the party.
00:12:54I'm buying the pig.
00:12:55I'll take it kosher.
00:12:56Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet.
00:12:58Make your secretary feel like a boss.
00:13:01Lucky, get us a hog.
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03You got it.
00:13:03Great.
00:13:04Great meeting, guys.
00:13:05I'm just throwing the party, right?
00:13:07I'll get on the phone, okay?
00:13:08Get on the phone now.
00:13:09Okay.
00:13:10Having a party.
00:13:35What a douche.
00:13:40Orson Barak Stern.
00:13:47Mom.
00:13:49See?
00:13:50I told you he was here.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52What are you doing here?
00:13:55What were you watching?
00:13:58What were you watching, Orson?
00:14:02Naked people.
00:14:04And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here?
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11Why did nobody here call me?
00:14:13He's not even enrolled.
00:14:14We can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at Las Altas.
00:14:18Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed that for $90,000 a year...
00:14:23On scholarship.
00:14:24You could, at the very least, keep track of him.
00:14:27I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school and you asked how his day was, helped him with
00:14:31his homework...
00:14:32Okay, who are you?
00:14:33I'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident.
00:14:37Well, that...
00:14:38That was an emergency.
00:14:40I am a psychologist.
00:14:42And I had a patient in crisis.
00:14:45I know it sounds harsh, but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him,
00:14:51he's not our responsibility.
00:14:53He's yours.
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55It's fine.
00:14:56We will reach out to his Baltimore school first thing tomorrow.
00:15:00And that means you can enroll him when?
00:15:02We're on it.
00:15:03We're on it.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:05We're on it.
00:15:05And we will get you sorted.
00:15:10I am going to kill your father.
00:15:14Okay, Orson, let's go.
00:15:17I...
00:15:17I gotta...
00:15:19Oh, my God.
00:15:20For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:15:22No, I can't.
00:15:23I'm so tired of this.
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:26It's intolerable.
00:15:27Yeah, try being me!
00:15:32Oh, my God.
00:15:36Duncan.
00:15:37What are you doing?
00:15:39Looking for something to avoid scars.
00:15:41That's for wrinkles.
00:15:42Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:45I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant.
00:15:49At a cost, of course.
00:15:51Can you say retardant anymore?
00:15:53We have insurance.
00:15:54But this is our house.
00:15:55It's a house.
00:15:56We have...
00:15:58We have other houses.
00:15:59Oh, okay.
00:16:00You're just absent all sentimentality.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:03I think so.
00:16:06You remember our song at our wedding?
00:16:08You remember what that was?
00:16:09Yes, you do.
00:16:10Linus Poe.
00:16:12And what happened?
00:16:12He died.
00:16:15He died.
00:16:16Today.
00:16:24Are you, uh...
00:16:26Didn't even ask me what happened.
00:16:27You got stabbed with a fork.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30Yes.
00:16:30I did.
00:16:32But...
00:16:33Do you even want to know why?
00:16:35Sure they had a reason.
00:16:38I don't know.
00:16:40I don't know.
00:17:11What the fuck is going on?
00:17:12Nothing!
00:17:21Mm, man.
00:17:29Oh, goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:38honey how's it going in there i i really don't want to see another doctor your dad took you
00:17:43to a baltimore doctor okay it's i got you in with a stanford gi man woman actually she uses
00:17:51tech to create this 3d data map diet gut biome just okay i i just don't understand the directions
00:17:57i you so you just you poop in the hat i don't want to poop in the hat
00:18:06i sorry let me uh let me just get get rid of this man please orson please just just poop
00:18:13in the hat
00:18:14and nothing to eat after nine okay like i mean it i mean not even water out of this house
00:18:19what i i
00:18:22can't talk i'm in the middle of a family what spider like i'm the spider i got stabbed but i
00:18:30didn't die i i think it's a sign duncan you only got stabbed by a fork okay grow up move
00:18:35on not
00:18:36taking no for an answer is sometimes the answer really is no if the spider could talk he would
00:18:41say to me go down swinging but why go down at all duncan you're worth a lot of money go
00:18:46enjoy your
00:18:47life i don't play pickleball take up quilting on the riviera or wherever oh you're incepting me
00:18:53aren't you pickleball yeah very clever i hear your words behind your words there are no words behind
00:19:00my words god damn like you crawled out of satan's piss hole
00:19:15all right little spawn satan
00:19:20respect
00:19:28you're the man you're the man
00:19:39hi can i come in you can talk yeah
00:19:44oh god get off me
00:19:49we are authorized you're filming this he stabbed me he stabbed me he's okay okay
00:19:57oh god
00:20:01are you laughing you laughing you can't kill me you can't kill me
00:20:14oh god
00:20:20oh god
00:20:30oh god
00:20:32oh god
00:20:45Oh, look at your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:05There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color above the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey!
00:21:41How we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42Hey.
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes.
00:22:00You know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping.
00:22:02Helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Uh, listen.
00:22:04Secfa is delayed.
00:22:06Okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with like one of those, uh, tactical fans.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it!
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha!
00:22:23Do it!
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't, don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's gonna want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41What?
00:22:41Tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:55Uh.
00:22:56She's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music is the sex file like?
00:23:01We can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:04She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11What?
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
00:23:18delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:25Let me shoot you, man.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:28Uh.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and.
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger.
00:23:43Listen, just open it.
00:23:44I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45What?
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would.
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle.
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle.
00:23:53I, God.
00:23:55The guests are starting to.
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in the sec pot, Tom.
00:24:31Pack her.
00:24:31Hijack her to a black side.
00:24:33And won't report the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise.
00:24:39One drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena.
00:24:52Hi.
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Uh, Barry.
00:24:57Can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
00:25:22Uh-huh.
00:25:23Uh-huh.
00:25:23Now I take it.
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not...
00:25:29Not your...
00:25:30B.A.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:33Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower.
00:25:37It's like...
00:25:38I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:25:52No.
00:26:00With Lily.
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were gonna be here.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Sander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:54Are you...
00:26:56Alright?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know...
00:27:00Water?
00:27:02Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:11It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Sander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:39It's...
00:27:39Learning.
00:27:40It...
00:27:41You're...
00:27:41Teaching him.
00:27:43About war.
00:27:44Is that alright?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:14Tom.
00:28:15That's all about the questions of your life.
00:28:17Good to know.
00:28:18I'm a friend.
00:28:19I'm just talking to your dad.
00:28:21Do you wanna sit down?
00:28:29I'm just...
00:28:30Not doing something, right?
00:28:35For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:40Just...
00:28:41Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:48You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a boring.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm gonna go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:28It's...
00:29:32It's like Sid's face.
00:29:36Can I help you?
00:29:38Hmm?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:47Well...
00:29:47He's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin!
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:17Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:25My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka.
00:30:28Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is...
00:30:36The first...
00:30:38Real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:46No, we're dying to lose.
00:30:49Oh, no.
00:30:50Who is...
00:30:50We're taking a head of the floor.
00:30:51We're getting people running this way, isn't it?
00:30:54What are we going to do?
00:30:58Oh, no.
00:31:01We're getting people.
00:31:02We're getting people running this way.
00:31:05No, no, no.
00:31:08What are we going to do?
00:31:12I'm happy.
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping
00:31:25when all of a sudden you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what i bet if your dad asked you to he'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:32:32been thinking
00:32:36perhaps i've squeezed all i can out of cupertino
00:32:41reached the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:49exactly
00:32:52like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom
00:32:58huge martin bravo i mean when was the last time we saw tech help
00:33:08i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:15truth be told
00:33:19well we actually made better did we spread knowledge no people used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves
00:33:37please
00:33:39absolutely blew it on climate data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better
00:33:50provably no we can have q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've
00:34:02you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance
00:34:11and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:17i was just wondering if i shouldn't finally collaborate with you on alexander
00:34:20all right let's not cross streams you know uh xander is
00:34:30he's my thing
00:34:31no i martin i know
00:34:36you're the creator and it could be something we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and in june of this year you asked if i modeled him on a toddler's chew toy
00:34:58you remember
00:35:03no
00:35:05i do
00:35:29no
00:35:30no
00:35:33no
00:35:34duncan
00:35:36duncan the house it's gone
00:35:38hmm
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it it's oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53well build a new one
00:35:55i don't want a new one
00:35:58well you can't have what's gone
00:36:00so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some prune danish is that
00:36:19are you being
00:36:21okay are you being serious
00:36:23yes
00:36:25yes
00:36:25yes i am
00:36:27okay
00:36:28very serious
00:36:29it wasn't at the house
00:36:32despite our arrangement
00:36:33it's just your idea by the way
00:36:35i wouldn't do that
00:36:37where was it i told you i told you i'm not back
00:36:39oh like a pig
00:36:40right
00:36:41great great
00:36:42yeah i guess your fear of utis is cured
00:36:45you are disgusting
00:36:46oh
00:36:47and just so you know
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial
00:36:57that house was ours
00:37:00it was ours
00:37:02what's up
00:37:06i heard the news
00:37:08i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you
00:37:18thank you sweet
00:37:19oh cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:36come on
00:37:38what
00:37:39headphones
00:37:39lily
00:37:41since everyone wins
00:37:43with headphones
00:37:44you love his music
00:37:46this was our first concert
00:37:49what is wrong with you seriously
00:37:50he's a sad cowboy
00:37:52goth shit
00:37:54he's sad
00:37:55what
00:37:59there was a spider
00:38:03okay
00:38:03get out
00:38:03out
00:38:04out
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip
00:38:25okay
00:38:26might make it a little loopy
00:38:28well what if i say something
00:38:30like what
00:38:32i don't know
00:38:33um
00:38:34something that i
00:38:35know
00:38:36that i
00:38:37maybe you don't know i know
00:38:39oh sweetie
00:38:40i'll
00:38:41i'll plug my ears
00:38:44oh
00:38:45yeah here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech
00:38:53not lab tech
00:38:54oh
00:38:55okay so where do i
00:38:56i'll uh
00:38:57just a couple more and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east
00:39:01i'm building over
00:39:01you better get it there
00:39:03let go to lunch at 12
00:39:04past that we'll have to collect all another one
00:39:05oh yeah and you know he had a lot of trouble getting the
00:39:10okay
00:39:11well i will uh
00:39:12take the sample
00:39:14i um
00:39:14oh just call me okay
00:39:16if you're feeling
00:39:16you rushed me out without my phone
00:39:18oh right
00:39:19here have mine
00:39:22just call me if you're feeling
00:39:23i'll have your phone
00:39:25right
00:39:25okay um
00:39:26well i'll be right back
00:39:27so just
00:39:28watch a show
00:39:29or something
00:39:30don't buy anything
00:39:31i love you
00:39:51where's my mom
00:39:52she's not here buddy
00:39:53i leave
00:40:11ten
00:40:12nine
00:40:14eight
00:40:15eight
00:40:16seven
00:40:35Where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey!
00:40:40Hey!
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:45Where's 1582?
00:41:08Oh my god, please!
00:41:11Please, I got lost!
00:41:13Please, please!
00:41:14Please!
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you.
00:41:22You're going to tell someone.
00:41:23Then I got to do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, you went to school to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I.
00:41:29And elbows deep in other people's shit is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I really get it.
00:41:35But you can help me, a person, and it's my son's excrement.
00:41:41So, so, two people.
00:41:45It's rules.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's nasty out there.
00:42:10Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
00:42:16Ooh, yes.
00:42:18And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:26Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy.
00:42:43Give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down.
00:42:50Can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:43:12Yeah.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:17Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it shouldn't be this difficult.
00:43:21Let's get a hold of you.
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend.
00:43:27Kind of.
00:43:28Kind of.
00:43:28Well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I, I, I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:46A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:51Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:09Arrivederci, douchey douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:35Okay.
00:44:38Oh my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be starving.
00:44:45Oh my God.
00:44:46So first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:56Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:03Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:11What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh yeah, that stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:20How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:31Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, I, um, I, I completely forgot a, an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's, goddammit.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:53Hello?
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well, that can't be.
00:46:08That, that's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I, I, yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56I'm sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:02Why?
00:47:02Why?
00:47:06Well, I know it wasn't rencontrant.
00:47:08I know it was me.
00:47:12Yeah.
00:47:28That was interesting.
00:47:28I know it wasn't here, hasn't it?
00:47:28I noticed he was both a sore and shot.
00:47:30I saw it.
00:47:30I know it wasn't really good.
00:47:31I see it.
00:47:31I see it.
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson,
00:47:47and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction
00:48:05would, yes, lead you to see that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:25You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy, Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan, and I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50A fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:52Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:08So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16My God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean, too, you know.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:23You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry,
00:49:41and I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:49:59And I am, always was, always will be.
00:50:07Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out of the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:04Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Pour that coffee in his mouth, please.
00:51:11Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:20You, I, is that, it's a lady's phone.
00:51:25Well, they were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits out, flower-off party, and I wanted Linus Bo to play.
00:51:48Anyway, so I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So, I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Bo came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed me the
00:52:15bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Huh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh,
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what, he wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made another record after
00:52:57that.
00:52:57I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who can be
00:53:24bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake, 10% below market value.
00:53:37And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire, whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into
00:53:48my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:16Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win, and he whispered, we'll see.
00:55:28And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed.
00:55:36Just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted?
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Orson Barak Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh, my God.
00:56:36For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going to the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis, to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:32And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
00:58:41sink.
00:58:48Spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:22One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:38You!
00:59:42I prize a lot of joy.
00:59:45I of you.
00:59:45I can't.
00:59:51I can't.
00:59:52I can't.
00:59:53I can't.
00:59:53I'm so damn.
00:59:54You!
00:59:57I can't.
00:59:57All right.
01:00:00We can't.
01:00:03I can't.
01:00:06All right.
01:00:07You
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