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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:05I don't know how you can enjoy.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah
00:02:48remember where is it i don't know where the coop is did you take my cube selva listen i i'm
00:02:56not
00:02:56accusing you i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only
00:03:03fish with the good amaga three the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute this is what you once said about you yelled it out nothing worse nothing worse
00:03:19really well she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus no no you paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are on a
00:04:08deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in
00:04:24need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not for me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat
00:04:50any way you like it nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me
00:05:04back
00:05:04i'm anxious okay man anxious anxious
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see
00:05:34this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my pippin
00:05:39this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well true
00:05:58alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay but
00:06:03we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of death
00:06:11no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to
00:06:23tell you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the
00:06:28radar
00:06:28of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals might
00:06:35plant a listening device in their therapist's office i mean cia does it all the time the cia yes the
00:06:42cia
00:06:43okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want a klonopin gary i want
00:06:49a
00:06:49fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture from your first marriage
00:06:55fine fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea
00:07:35to ceo types like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:42so basically it's a parade of shit ceos or board retired types like me it triggered me
00:07:48like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me
00:07:54never again it's okay carl we we we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no
00:08:02boundaries no manners no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about
00:08:09hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt um um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we
00:08:18could use um what about our mnemonics stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t
00:08:28take a step back oh yeah can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the
00:08:36acronym is stop
00:08:38but the s of stop stands for stop yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop
00:08:45t
00:08:45take a step back o observe p proceed mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that
00:08:53the s of stop is for stop correct i mean can you people pretend to to dress it up a
00:09:00little bit
00:09:00i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed
00:09:08on that probably high-fived each other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if
00:09:13i could stop
00:09:14i wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't
00:09:20stop right you did stop is only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay
00:09:29take a step
00:09:29back yeah are you are you testing me because i think i may fail because i may start s is
00:09:36for start
00:09:36t uh throwing things carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it
00:09:45don't i'm gonna say it
00:09:46retarded okay and the last t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things and retarded
00:09:52therapists huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen us at scores go up 15 20 percent with the right fungal regime but there's always
00:10:08side effects with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say
00:10:16she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try
00:10:27these glasses on wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview
00:10:36yeah and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um
00:11:40endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45right unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such
00:11:53bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being divergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm
00:12:00not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take
00:12:06the
00:12:06neural thingy okay to see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like
00:12:11there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it and
00:12:16hey
00:12:17who among the silicon savants are in a little diversion in the neuro right right i mean that's
00:12:22why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff we're on the
00:12:26outside looking
00:12:26in right dr gary that's right that's uh really interesting perspective on that um joanne never
00:12:35mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no what no why would she that's uh i'm
00:12:44sorry i
00:12:44misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting right
00:12:50and i was talking to you and i just oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief
00:12:55because i
00:12:56thought she got hit by a truck uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary
00:13:07is aware
00:13:07of your unusual investment strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a
00:13:32patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yes yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school good
00:14:18good not not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted
00:14:24to okay yeah
00:14:29okay so microphones same as at that's you don't do where it's warm for a bright yeah look behind your
00:14:39couch
00:14:39cushions and chairs
00:14:46for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:50and people your art those paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:58and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:06so
00:15:28just
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary? You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no. You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving. It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah. Yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary? Huh? Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it? Yeah.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes, alcohol.
00:16:19I think you want to go.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out
00:16:59of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:27Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit, you know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely?
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:01Sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:18Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere.
00:18:47Um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I...
00:19:51It's, uh, it's Halloumi's birthday.
00:19:56Halloumi?
00:19:57Uh, our, she was your dad's, actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Halloumi.
00:20:01Wiener dog.
00:20:02Uh, we scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That, that, that trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:08You remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There, there, there was that, um, that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't, why don't we just do the, the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34Good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah.
00:20:47Yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24Uh, a buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa, and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so, I really gotta get back, so, can you run me to the, uh?
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept, but, you know, he, he couldn't, he couldn't look people in the eye, he couldn't,
00:21:48couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked for him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh, his shoes, his medication.
00:22:07You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go, Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:23You still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:32Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34You're welcome.
00:22:34He gave, he gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought hypergnosis.
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm, I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I, I'm, I'm, I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill, you'll, you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up, up the, this.
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well.
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um.
00:23:48Okay, what?
00:23:49She, uh, she wants, uh, she wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:07A gun.
00:24:13Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:26Good morning, girl.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering, what's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who put herself in a Cal Trains path.
00:24:40Take it down, Belle, or else they will all want one.
00:24:50You know what they're gonna say?
00:24:54Clepto.
00:24:55Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59Probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:20It's embarrassing.
00:25:26It's embarrassing.
00:25:52are you nervous don't be you're gonna be great not great you don't have to be great
00:25:57just keep expectations reasonable here i say this in my clients you know the story of icarus
00:26:02he um he tried to fly uh too close to the sun but his wings melted and so he fell
00:26:08down to earth
00:26:09and died but if icarus flew too low he'd drown the middle that is where you want to be yep
00:26:17not drowning not getting burned by the sun but hey you're flying that's cool okay thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much if you have no idea
00:26:44thank you
00:26:46hey how's it going
00:26:49hi uh name and grade orson stern ninth grade
00:26:59i'm new so
00:27:03uh dr webb uh this young man is in the system but
00:27:10hon it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived we can't onboard you until
00:27:18we get it my my dad was supposed to do that oh well can you give him a call
00:27:47um he didn't he didn't answer it why don't you go wait in the dining hall
00:27:53someone will come by you
00:27:55hi
00:27:56hi
00:27:57i'm okay
00:28:01i'm sorry
00:28:04i'm sorry
00:28:05i'm sorry
00:28:05i'm sorry
00:28:05i'm sorry
00:28:15i'm sorry
00:28:30i'm sorry
00:28:38i'm sorry
00:28:39i have a good day yeah right yeah right right right right right um hey uh we should talk
00:28:45there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk that's that's emotional distortion and if
00:28:50deliberate um quite cruel duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh
00:28:58we'll talk no fine um when you were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:29:05your clients when you were insider trading off your clients most private and confidential
00:29:10confidences given to you in strict confidence according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16oh my god
00:29:43so
00:29:52so
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:07Thank you. The sticky part is I'm a psychologist. But patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean, if it was one
00:31:41of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades? Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money off my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:20Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so it's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40What's...
00:33:41Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:49There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new day, by the way.
00:33:53I think this could be the hub for this project. What have we got to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:58Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no-didn't.
00:34:09No-didn't.
00:34:10Like, hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no-G.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting, and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her?
00:34:34Harper, we're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:46150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow, wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of no death.
00:35:09Eye of no death.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in the space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:20The eye of no death.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers,
00:36:06not names.
00:36:06No more Mondays, no more Sundays, just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:13Morons.
00:36:15Morons.
00:36:17Winter.
00:36:42To be continued.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab. Its shell can only strengthen in isolation. So it is with young
00:37:25men.
00:37:51Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny. I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura. Not for nothing, but for every
00:38:02hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin. And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience,
00:38:12you'll let me know about that, too?
00:38:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:19No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31Called backspin. Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Januszka, in the office. I thought I told you to call off the deal with
00:38:41these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears. You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through. What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan. Data.
00:39:04The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven. Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage! Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:00Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah, your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes, thank you. Thank you.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single-source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Oh, Harper. Harper.
00:40:25This is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29And why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know. This is what the money's for. Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No, no, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:40It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right, ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:01He smiled, he laughed, right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Long, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:47Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:35Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Come down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Come down, come down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:31Gary!
00:45:33He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:34He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:36Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks, you know, the journalist?
00:45:58She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me.
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:29It was just a consultation.
00:46:32It was just a consultation.
00:46:32I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear Panty House.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:44You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that Ethan told me, he promised that he would look after him while I finished
00:47:01my degree and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got
00:47:12him after
00:47:12he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information, but information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:29Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40I mean, is this what you want?
00:47:42No.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54You're so sorry.
00:47:55But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the turtle
00:48:09back zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10My...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:35Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:472, 3, 2, 3, 1.
00:48:491, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3...
00:48:555, 6, 7, 8, 8, 9, 10, 10, 10, 10, 11, 12, 13, 12, 13, 14, 14, 14, 15, 17,
00:49:0217, 17, 17, 18, 19, 18, 18, 19, 18, 19, 20, 21.
00:49:03Is that Carl Bardo?
00:49:09Oh, wow, nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on, Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:49Tell me more.
00:49:57Here we go.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:15Gary, um, I have to tell you something.
00:50:25So, Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:35I, I, uh, it was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych eval.
00:50:53You, you, you, you did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable.
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me?
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11Yeah, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please, tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat
00:51:36clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was, no, you, no, you're, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:05But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being, rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:33Anyway, here, I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43It's okay if you did, I heard you, and I wish I could give you a better, anyway, here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Oh, man.
00:53:13Yeah?
00:53:21Oh, my God, it's, it's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:44She stole my cube, Jim, Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50There's Thelma.
00:53:52Because I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, God, really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, and I won't, I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:12Mm-hmm.
00:54:14And also, I can get into Stanford for real, without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up.
00:55:14Well, now it's your chance.
00:55:17With the guardian of splendor, inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Even think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:37Even days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
00:55:47And the angels of the morning are calling out today.
00:55:55Hey, dear friend.
00:55:58Think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:23Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52He's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism where he's older and he sees the younger
00:57:04people screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop.
00:57:11T, take a step back.
00:57:13O, observe.
00:57:14P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:16It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers, and she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start S's for start.
00:57:30T, uh, throwing thing.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the lack
00:57:38of thought that went into making stop the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm not going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:05Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners, and now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just one of the little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:45The Audacity.
00:59:46The Audacity.
00:59:48The Audacity.
00:59:49The Audacity.
00:59:52The Audacity.
00:59:53The Audacity.
00:59:55The Audacity.
00:59:56The Audacity.
00:59:57The Audacity.
00:59:58The Audacity.
00:59:58The Audacity.
00:59:59The Audacity.
00:59:59The Audacity.
00:59:59The Audacity.
01:00:00The Audacity.
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