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00:05You
00:13Calculus, I don't need to anymore never did never will
00:19Feels so good to purge
00:21What are you holding on to?
00:30A sophomore year home ec you need that?
00:32Yeah, this has the world-famous blueberry crumble recipe and you never know when you might need a delicious blueberry
00:39crumble
00:40Two pints blueberry one cup flour
00:44Three cups of sugar
00:46Oh, no wonder it tasted so perfect
00:57Okay, sir, we'll have your order out by Monday. Thank you
01:02Can you please talk to mom and dad they won't stop texting me about how you're not going to dinner
01:05tonight?
01:06Uh, well, I'm helping Sarah out. She's having a dinner party and I'm meeting her friends
01:10And you made that?
01:12Hey relax, they'll love it better hope so these are the people you'll be going to brunch with
01:17Watching bad reality TV with be on ooh group email chains with how's your reply all game?
01:23Really strong good because dr. Sarah is way out of your league. Hey, we're firmly in the same league
01:29Mmm, you work for your parents making children's jerseys. She works for a hospital saving children's lives
01:35better bring your a-game
01:38Oh, you look nice. Do you have a date?
01:42Uh, no, I'm just getting drinks with a friend
01:46Okay, well, it's a pretty hot dress. So it must be a pretty lucky friend
01:51Um, it's it's Carl
01:54Carl?
01:55Yeah, Carl like your ex Carl like who's marrying your super good friend Carl that Carl?
02:01Well, whose idea was this? What do you think he wants?
02:04I don't know he he called and it was very vague
02:06But he just said he wanted to talk about something so
02:09A guy calls up his ex right before his wedding. Yeah, I think we know how this story ends. Come
02:14on. No, I'm still friends with Allison
02:17Oh my god, what if he and Allison broke up and that's why he wants to meet up?
02:21What would you do then?
02:22Then I don't know
02:25Okay, well, are you gonna wear false lashes?
02:28What does that have to do with anything?
02:30Fake lashes sends a message. It says I'm down if you're down. That's what one of the blonde twins on
02:34the bachelor says
02:35I'll be back by 10. Okay
02:37Try not to interrupt pizza and chill with Mark. Oh, don't worry about it pizza and chill turned into like
02:42an I'll pick you up at eight thing
02:43So whoa a date. No, it's not a date. I don't date
02:48Okay, well, I think that's I think it's cool. He clearly really likes him. Well regardless. This isn't a date
02:55It doesn't matter how he feels have fun on your date. I'll see you later. That is very rude. This
03:00is not a date
03:04Yo, yo, you're nice and early you look beautiful. Thank you. Yeah, what's this?
03:13Rhino ria runny nose in latin they're for charades tonight
03:17Hmm nerd alert
03:19Excuse me mister
03:20You're dating a nerd a competitive one and charades is my jam so I expect us to win big tonight
03:25So don't embarrass us. Oh, I did not come here to make friends
03:29I mean, I did come here to make friends, but we will destroy anyone who tries to stop us. Yeah,
03:34and then
03:36We'll make them eat my legendary blueberry crumble. Oh, thank you
03:41Don't be offended, but
03:43All my friends eat really clean. No sugar, no carbs really
03:48So
03:50I'll just put this in the fridge
03:52Okay
03:54So tonight's all doctors? Yeah, most of my friends are from the hospital
03:58Am I underdressed?
04:01Actually, remember that stormy past on La Brea?
04:05Hey, you didn't have to do that
04:07I saw it and thought it would look great on that hot bod
04:09Oh, this hot bod? Mm-hmm. That's the one
04:12Wow
04:16I have to set up still but um if you want to wear that sweater
04:20Totally cool
04:22You want me to wear the sweater tonight?
04:24I'm so glad you picked up on that
04:36Hey
04:37Hey
04:38Hey, you know how it's been a while
04:40I know I'm sorry. We haven't talked in a long time
04:43Yeah
04:49How have you been?
04:50Good um, you know I just I needed a break so I moved back here you know
04:57Just got a great apartment. Oh, that's great
04:59Just kind of trying to figure out what's next
05:03Thanks for calling me back
05:05Uh, I know I was pretty vague over the phone
05:09But it was important and uh, you know, we wanted to ask you this question in person
05:14Me? Jojo?
05:18So sorry I'm late
05:20Wow, it's good to see you
05:22I love the lashes
05:25Hi
05:26Wow, I didn't know you were coming
05:28Oh, wedding plan stuff, you know
05:31So did you ask her yet?
05:33I was just about to
05:34Oh, ask ask me what?
05:36Well, since you introduced us we were wondering if you would sing at our wedding
05:43Please say yes
05:45Wow, I you know I've never sung at a wedding before
05:48But you're so good. I mean, I remember those karaoke nights in singapore
05:54I don't I don't know
05:55Please I mean it would really mean a lot to us
05:58So much
06:01Okay, okay, yeah
06:03Really? Yes
06:03Oh, that would be so amazing
06:05Well, toast get some champagne
06:08Great
06:09How's the cake tasting going though?
06:11They're gonna love you just be yourself
06:13Don't talk politics and ask about work they love that
06:16It's starting to feel like a test
06:18Relax, I just want it to go well
06:19Hey, and later tonight I say we dominate them in flip cup
06:23It's not that kind of party, Peter
06:26Hey, come meet Michael or Jesse and her husband, Rob
06:28Okay
06:30Hey guys
06:31Hello
06:32This is Peter, my boyfriend
06:33Hi, Peter, I'm Jesse
06:35This is my husband, Rob
06:36How are you?
06:36Nice to meet you guys
06:37You too
06:38Jesse and Rob just had a baby
06:40Oh, that's so great
06:42Boy or a girl
06:42Oh, we're gonna let him or her decide
06:44Yeah, it's the right thing to do
06:48Obviously
06:49Wow, so doctors and parents
06:52How do you do it?
06:54They're my heroes
06:54Oh, a lot of teamwork and a lot of coffee
06:57Coffee, so much coffee
07:02How about you, Peter?
07:04Oh, I'm in the family business
07:06Yeah, printing for apparel, printing on apparels
07:10Fashion, that's super exciting
07:13It's not the fashion you're thinking
07:14Oh, Peter's being modest
07:16He actually runs his own company
07:18And has a lot of great clients
07:19It's actually my parents' company
07:22Well, we're gonna go get refills
07:25Okay
07:27Why did you undersell yourself?
07:30Well, it's not like we're Versace
07:31I mean, our last client was a Toluca Lake
07:34Fighting Scorpions
07:35And I don't think an under seven soccer team is that impressive
07:38Not when you say it like that
07:40How would you say it?
07:42I do the apparel branding for LA sports teams
07:47That does sound better
07:51I'll go get that
07:52Be right back
07:53Oh, by the way, I think
07:56Hey, fellas, how you doing?
07:58How's it going?
07:59Good, good
07:59Yeah, just congratulating Mike on his new fellowship
08:03Neurovascular surgery is a bitch
08:05Pediatric cardiovascular is a little bit tougher
08:08Is that like tiny hearts?
08:11Sick tiny hearts
08:15Oh, excuse me
08:17Hey, Joe, what's up?
08:19Uh, it's been kind of a weird day
08:21Can you meet me for a drink?
08:23Uh, I wish, but I'm at Sarah's with her friends
08:26Oh, I'm sorry to bother you
08:28No, please bother me
08:30I can't talk about any more tiny sick hearts
08:32Tell me about it
08:36Hey, why don't you come over here?
08:41Huh
08:42Wow
08:43Wow, you look hot
08:45Thank you so much
08:47That's for you
08:48Is this from my front yard?
08:50Oh, no, why would you?
08:51Yes, it is actually
08:52You have very thorny bushes on there
08:54Okay, thanks
08:54Well, I just need a couple minutes to finish contouring
08:57I watched a YouTube tutorial
08:58Okay
08:59Well, I mean, our reservation's in 20 minutes
09:02So we should probably leave now
09:05Okay, I'm rushing
09:08What's the place?
09:09It's a swanky restaurant
09:10It's called Crystal's
09:12I don't know if that's pronounced right
09:14It's a soft J
09:15Um, anyways, critics are crazy about it
09:17But what about the people who really matter?
09:19Surely you yelped it
09:20Yeah, no, it's four and a half stars
09:22Which is basically almost five
09:23And, uh, they say it's really romantic
09:29Can I see?
09:30You wanna, you wanna see the
09:32Yeah
09:33Crystal's
09:34Yeah
09:35Oh, no
09:36That girl looks whack
09:38I don't want her to be there
09:39I'm gonna need you to just like find another restaurant
09:42Please
09:43Now
09:44Now
09:44Yep, thanks so much
09:47Hey, so glad you could make it
09:49Thanks, I have
09:50I brought you something
09:51Oh, she didn't have to
09:52Oh, wow
09:53A half-empty bottle
09:55Half full
09:57Hey, thanks for letting her come by
10:00Yeah
10:01Um, is she okay?
10:04She seems wasted
10:05Yeah
10:05I think she's had a rough night
10:08And she called you
10:10Yeah, we're really good friends
10:12Um, I'm gonna go get her some water
10:18This tastes watery
10:20Because it's water
10:22Hey, what happened?
10:24I don't want to talk about it
10:25I just want to hang out
10:28But I got to put in some more boyfriend time
10:31Okay, well then I will go mingle
10:34Um, oh
10:35That's a little sweater
10:39Hey
10:40Hey
10:40I'm Joanna
10:41Hey, I'm Rob
10:41Jesse
10:42Good to meet you guys
10:43Hey, she's fine
10:44You won't even know she's here
10:46Doctors
10:47The healthcare overseas is so superior, don't you think?
10:52Do I think that?
10:53Um
10:54No, I don't actually
10:58Where did you park?
11:00Uh, down this way, a few blocks
11:02No, no, no, no, no, no
11:03My heels, they hurt
11:04Let's take an Uber
11:05Uh, okay, but we really can't miss another reservation
11:09You know what?
11:10I just, I have this discount code with Lyft
11:11We'll just use that
11:12No, pink light up mustaches, discounts, vomit
11:17Okay, we'll do, uh, we'll do an Uber
11:20Okay
11:20But I only do Uber Black because of the water bottles and the mints
11:28I have mints
11:29Nobody likes your fruity mints
11:30You take that back
11:31Nope
11:32You just had one
11:33Didn't like it
11:34Huh
11:36Uber Black it is
11:38Oh, gosh, I just dropped a contact
11:40Ugh, I need to go inside and pop another one back in, sorry
11:44Where is, wait, you told me you got LASIK
11:48I could only afford one eye
11:49You know that teachers are underpaid and underappreciated, right?
11:53Wait, what are you two?
11:54It'll just take me a couple of minutes
11:56Like 30
11:57He's gonna be here in five minutes
11:5830?
12:00Subway sells them
12:01Um, it is a Philadelphia staple
12:03Oh, oh, Benjamin Franklin
12:04No, no, no
12:05You put it in your mouth
12:06Um, it's, uh, it's a watercraft, but it doesn't go in the water
12:08It goes in your mouth
12:09And you wait
12:10No, it's food, sweet
12:13God, it was Hoagie, obviously
12:15Oh, Hoagie, we'll get to the next time
12:17We gotta get you and Tara
12:19Good luck
12:20Let's do this
12:23It's an event that could happen
12:24Biblical times
12:25Tunnel vision
12:25What?
12:26It's that terrible movie
12:28Transformers
12:28Explosions and a horrible song
12:30And that white guy who, he's older now
12:32You gotta be more specific, sir, come on
12:33First movie that ever made you cry
12:35Armageddon
12:35That's the one
12:36Mmm, yeah
12:38You guys are just not good
12:41You're just, you're just not that good for doctors
12:44Like, it's pretty funny, actually
12:46Like, Peter, quick so far
12:49All right, cheers
12:50Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers
12:52I think she's getting a little out of hand
12:55Really?
12:56She's just playing the game
12:57She's at a ten and everyone here is at a four
13:00Right
13:01I hear you
13:02Um, hey, how about we switch games and move on to your favorite?
13:06Charades
13:07We'll have a fun night and then we'll kick everyone out so it's just you and me
13:12I'd like that
13:13Peter, come back
13:14Peter
13:17Let's go
13:17All right
13:18Wow
13:19It hurts the race
13:20It hurts the race
13:21All right
13:22All right
13:22All right
13:22Here we go
13:23Time for charades
13:26I'm gonna go first
13:27I got this
13:28Okay
13:30Wait
13:33What are all these words?
13:35We play medical charades
13:37Oh, wow
13:38She's not kidding
13:39Okay, I'm gonna sit this one out
13:41I'll go
13:42Yeah
13:43All right
13:43Satay
13:44Yeah
13:44Here he goes
13:46Okay, uh
13:49Colarchal fever
13:49Laryngitis
13:51Typhoid fever
13:52In Latin
13:52Salmonella typhi
13:54Yeah
13:54Wow
13:55That was so sweet
13:58Salmonella typhi
14:00That's uh
14:01That was fun everyone
14:02Latin charades
14:04But um
14:04How about like a drinking game, you know?
14:07Oh, I've got
14:07I gotta drive
14:08You work so hard
14:09You know, you deserve this
14:11Loosen up
14:11You're saving lives
14:12Like you earned it
14:14Yeah
14:16Yeah
14:16Yeah
14:16Okay
14:17Yeah
14:17Okay
14:18All right
14:18Okay
14:19Okay
14:20It'll be
14:21Uh, never have I ever
14:23And we will start with
14:25You
14:26Uh
14:28Okay
14:28Um, let me think
14:29Never have I ever
14:32Gotten in the
14:34Ten items only
14:35Line with an extra item
14:40Wait all of you really
14:41Mm-hmm
14:42I'll go
14:42All right
14:43Um
14:45Never have I ever
14:47Done it on a plane
14:53We've never had sex on a plane
14:54We've never had sex on a plane
14:55It was before I met you
14:57What's that?
14:58It was
14:58It was
14:59It was
14:59It's none of your business
15:00It's not
15:01I mean it's not
15:02My business
15:02Are you serious?
15:03Can we talk about this somewhere else?
15:04Yeah, we will
15:04Not here
15:05Okay
15:05My turn
15:05My turn
15:06Uh
15:07Never have I ever
15:08Had a few drinks before operating
15:12Wow
15:13That's so bad
15:15It was a tonsillectomy
15:16I could do it in my sleep
15:17You're gross
15:18He probably has
15:18You
15:18That's terrible
15:19That's so bad
15:20You're a beast
15:21Okay
15:22Um
15:24Never have I ever
15:27Had a guy
15:28Pick me out on a dating app
15:29Who turned out to be
15:30The sweetest
15:32Greatest boyfriend I've ever had
15:33Aww
15:36So cute
15:39Hey, you're not supposed to say something that you've done
15:42Oops
15:42I broke a rule
15:45It's okay, Joanna
15:46Okay, well
15:47Um
15:48That's how we're playing, then
15:49Uh
15:50Never have I ever
15:52Only been on horrible dates
15:54Since I've been back in LA
15:57And, um
15:58Never have I ever
16:00Regretted my decision to come back home
16:04Oh
16:04Thank you
16:05Jesus
16:09Never have I ever
16:10Been so embarrassed
16:12And felt like such
16:13An idiot
16:15Joanna
16:15Peter, you clean this up
16:17And I'll make sure
16:18She's not breaking anything else
16:28Oh, Sarah
16:29I'm so sorry
16:30I've been such a mess tonight
16:32And now I'm breaking things
16:33And don't hate me
16:35I'm sorry
16:37It's okay
16:39Why don't you tell me what happened tonight, sweetie?
16:42I just had a nightmare
16:44A date
16:46It's okay
16:48We've all had bad dates
16:50It wasn't even really a date
16:51It's just
16:52It's been a really
16:54Crazy few months
16:55You know, Carl got engaged
16:56And Peter and I made this pact to get married
16:59What?
17:01Oh, no
17:03It was just, you know
17:04To get us back out there
17:05And it was a good thing
17:07Um
17:08Yeah, you know
17:09Like we got on apps together
17:10And then we switched accounts
17:12And I picked you
17:13And I went on
17:15This
17:17Peter didn't choose me
17:20I should have given that Todd guy another chance
17:23Realizing that's stupid
17:28Hey, how is she?
17:29Oh, she's super great
17:31You guys have a pact to get married?
17:35What?
17:35During her sob session in my bedroom
17:38She said you have a plan to get married
17:40Oh, and then she said
17:41That you didn't even pick me on the app
17:44She chose me?
17:45Listen
17:45The pact was just a way for us to get out there
17:48And meet someone special
17:50And it worked
17:50I found you
17:52No
17:53Joanna found me
17:54The girl you're supposed to marry found me
17:56Maybe we shouldn't talk about this right now
17:58My friends have seen worse tonight
18:01I don't even know how you're going to get out of this hole with them
18:04Whoa
18:06I've tried really hard
18:08Hey, look
18:08I put on this itchy sweater
18:10I made a dessert that no one's going to eat
18:12Hey, I think I'm going to go home
18:14Great
18:15See ya
18:18I need to make sure she gets home
18:20Fine
18:20Get her an Uber
18:21I'll just get my things
18:23How about this
18:24I'll take her home
18:26And
18:26And
18:27And you can say goodbye to your friends
18:28And I'll come right back
18:29And we can talk about it
18:30Oh, great
18:31I'll go tell my friends
18:32That my boyfriend took the girl
18:33He's supposed to marry home
18:36Why is this such a big deal?
18:37Because you're choosing her over me
18:39I'm supposed to be your girlfriend
18:40You are
18:41But she's an old friend
18:43That's all
18:44Then call her an Uber
18:46I'll kick my friends out
18:47And we can move on
18:52I'm going to take her home
18:54And I'll come right back
19:01Just one second
19:03Okay, Cantor's Deli is open
19:04That is if the photos
19:07Meet your standards
19:08Yeah, I just
19:09I get really nervous about
19:10How long they leave their pickles out for
19:13Okay, what's your deal, Chloe?
19:15Why don't you want to go on a date with me?
19:18Because
19:18If we go on a date
19:19Then that means I like you
19:24You like me?
19:26Yeah
19:26And if we sit across from each other
19:29At a real restaurant
19:30Like staring into each other's googly eyes
19:33It's like a real date
19:34That scares the hell out of me
19:37Chloe, I
19:38I like you too
19:42I got an idea
19:45Okay
19:45Home sweet home
19:47All right
19:49All right
19:53All right
19:56Peter
20:00You're the best
20:01Hey
20:02Let me get you some water, okay?
20:17Hey, what are you doing?
20:21Getting rid of everything
20:22That reminds me of Carl
20:24Carl?
20:25Your ex Carl?
20:26Yes
20:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, did you see Carl today?
20:30Yeah, he called and wanted to meet up
20:33Oh, hey, hey, hey
20:34Let's not burn anything in here
20:35Come on
20:35Hey, hey, hey
20:37Come on, come on
20:49Hey, I don't want to be the pack police or anything
20:52But I thought we weren't going to talk to our exes
20:56I mean, what happened?
20:58Why did you see Carl?
21:02Carl, he called me
21:04And I just
21:05I thought
21:06Maybe he still had feelings for me
21:09And I
21:10Just
21:11Wanted to
21:12Feel wanted by someone, you know
21:15Turns out that
21:16It's not the case
21:22Damn it
21:23I gotta take this
21:25It's Sarah
21:27Hey, I'm sorry
21:28I'm leaving right now
21:32See, look, isn't this great?
21:33We don't have to look at each other from across the table
21:37Because there are no tables
21:40Bacon-wrapped mystery meat on the side of a polluted road from a man
21:45We don't know his credentials
21:46This is the most romantic thing anybody's ever done for me
21:49I know
21:50I know how to pick him
21:51And this
21:51Oh, we're kissing
21:52Okay
21:55I got two, please
22:01Everything all right?
22:03Looks like Sarah and I are done
22:07This is all my fault
22:08I'm so sorry
22:10Don't worry
22:13I mean, it was your fault
22:15But honestly, I had a feeling we were over by the time we left our house
22:29You know
22:30You should try it
22:31Feels pretty good
22:34Come on
22:50I wish I could burn my memories from tonight
22:54Did I really break that base?
22:57That wasn't a dream
22:58Oh, yeah, you broke it
23:00Probably would have been more of a nightmare
23:02Cut me some slack
23:03Like, not only did that whole thing happen with Carl
23:08Then he asked me to sing at his wedding
23:12What did you say?
23:14I said yes
23:15I don't know what I was thinking
23:17But I don't know if I can do it
23:24You know
23:25Part of the whole pact is to, like
23:29Help each other out with this stuff
23:34No, no
23:35Come on, Peter
23:37We're both back at square one now
23:40There's gonna be lots of single people
23:42It's like a good place to meet someone
23:45I don't know, Joanna
23:46I just
23:47Look, it would really mean a lot to me
23:51Look around, I'm afraid
23:55I don't know what to do
23:57Go on, she
23:58Go on, she
23:58Go on, she
24:01Go on,
24:02Go on, go on, go on
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