00:05You
00:13Calculus, I don't need to anymore never did never will
00:19Feels so good to purge
00:21What are you holding on to?
00:30A sophomore year home ec you need that?
00:32Yeah, this has the world-famous blueberry crumble recipe and you never know when you might need a delicious blueberry
00:39crumble
00:40Two pints blueberry one cup flour
00:44Three cups of sugar
00:46Oh, no wonder it tasted so perfect
00:57Okay, sir, we'll have your order out by Monday. Thank you
01:02Can you please talk to mom and dad they won't stop texting me about how you're not going to dinner
01:05tonight?
01:06Uh, well, I'm helping Sarah out. She's having a dinner party and I'm meeting her friends
01:10And you made that?
01:12Hey relax, they'll love it better hope so these are the people you'll be going to brunch with
01:17Watching bad reality TV with be on ooh group email chains with how's your reply all game?
01:23Really strong good because dr. Sarah is way out of your league. Hey, we're firmly in the same league
01:29Mmm, you work for your parents making children's jerseys. She works for a hospital saving children's lives
01:35better bring your a-game
01:38Oh, you look nice. Do you have a date?
01:42Uh, no, I'm just getting drinks with a friend
01:46Okay, well, it's a pretty hot dress. So it must be a pretty lucky friend
01:51Um, it's it's Carl
01:54Carl?
01:55Yeah, Carl like your ex Carl like who's marrying your super good friend Carl that Carl?
02:01Well, whose idea was this? What do you think he wants?
02:04I don't know he he called and it was very vague
02:06But he just said he wanted to talk about something so
02:09A guy calls up his ex right before his wedding. Yeah, I think we know how this story ends. Come
02:14on. No, I'm still friends with Allison
02:17Oh my god, what if he and Allison broke up and that's why he wants to meet up?
02:21What would you do then?
02:22Then I don't know
02:25Okay, well, are you gonna wear false lashes?
02:28What does that have to do with anything?
02:30Fake lashes sends a message. It says I'm down if you're down. That's what one of the blonde twins on
02:34the bachelor says
02:35I'll be back by 10. Okay
02:37Try not to interrupt pizza and chill with Mark. Oh, don't worry about it pizza and chill turned into like
02:42an I'll pick you up at eight thing
02:43So whoa a date. No, it's not a date. I don't date
02:48Okay, well, I think that's I think it's cool. He clearly really likes him. Well regardless. This isn't a date
02:55It doesn't matter how he feels have fun on your date. I'll see you later. That is very rude. This
03:00is not a date
03:04Yo, yo, you're nice and early you look beautiful. Thank you. Yeah, what's this?
03:13Rhino ria runny nose in latin they're for charades tonight
03:17Hmm nerd alert
03:19Excuse me mister
03:20You're dating a nerd a competitive one and charades is my jam so I expect us to win big tonight
03:25So don't embarrass us. Oh, I did not come here to make friends
03:29I mean, I did come here to make friends, but we will destroy anyone who tries to stop us. Yeah,
03:34and then
03:36We'll make them eat my legendary blueberry crumble. Oh, thank you
03:41Don't be offended, but
03:43All my friends eat really clean. No sugar, no carbs really
03:48So
03:50I'll just put this in the fridge
03:52Okay
03:54So tonight's all doctors? Yeah, most of my friends are from the hospital
03:58Am I underdressed?
04:01Actually, remember that stormy past on La Brea?
04:05Hey, you didn't have to do that
04:07I saw it and thought it would look great on that hot bod
04:09Oh, this hot bod? Mm-hmm. That's the one
04:12Wow
04:16I have to set up still but um if you want to wear that sweater
04:20Totally cool
04:22You want me to wear the sweater tonight?
04:24I'm so glad you picked up on that
04:27Oh my gosh
04:35Oh
04:36Hey
04:37Hey
04:38Oh
04:39It's been a while
04:40Oh, I know
04:41I'm sorry
04:41We haven't talked in a long time
04:43Yeah
04:49How have you been good um you know I needed a break so I moved back here you know just
04:58got a
04:58great apartment oh that's great just kind of trying to figure out what's next thanks for
05:04calling me back I know I was pretty vague over the phone but it was important and you know we
05:12wanted to ask you this question in person me Jojo so sorry I'm late wow it's good to see you
05:22I love the
05:23lashes oh I didn't know you're coming oh wedding plan stuff you know so did you ask her yet I
05:33was
05:33just about to oh ask ask me what well since you introduced us we were wondering if you would sing
05:41at our wedding please say yes oh I you know I've never sung at a wedding before but you're so
05:49good
05:49I mean I remember those karaoke nights in Singapore I don't I don't know please I mean it would really
05:57mean a lot to us so much okay okay yes oh it would be so amazing well toast get some
06:07champagne
06:08great right how was the how was the cake tasting going on they're gonna love you just be yourself
06:13don't talk politics and ask about work they love that it's starting to feel like a test relax I just
06:18want it to go well hey and later tonight I say we dominate them and flip cup it's not that
06:24kind of
06:24party Peter hey come meet my co-worker Jessie and her husband Rob hey guys no this is Peter my
06:33boyfriend hi Peter I'm Jessie this is my husband Rob oh yeah nice to meet you guys you do Jessie
06:38and Rob
06:39just had a baby oh that's so great boy or a girl oh we're gonna let him or her decide
06:44yeah it's the
06:45the right thing to do obviously wow so doctors and parents how do you do it they're my heroes oh
06:55a lot of
06:56teamwork and a lot of coffee coffee how about you Peter oh I'm in the family business yeah printing
07:08for apparel printing on apparel fashion that's super exciting it's not the fashion you're thinking
07:14oh Peter's being modest he actually runs his own company and has a lot of great clients it's actually
07:20my parents company well we're gonna go get refills okay why did you undersell yourself well it's not
07:30like we're Versace I mean our last client was a Toluca Lake fighting scorpions and I don't think an
07:36under seven soccer team is that impressive not when you say it like that how would you say I do
07:43the
07:43apparel branding for LA sports teams that does sound better I'll go get that beer back okay
07:56hey fellas how you doing how's it going good good yeah just uh congratulating Mike on his new
08:01fellowship yeah neurovascular surgery is a bitch pediatric cardiovascular is a little bit tougher
08:08is that like tiny hearts sick tiny hearts oh excuse me hey Joe what's up
08:19uh it's been kind of a weird day can you meet me for a drink uh I wish but I'm
08:25at Sarah's with her
08:26friends oh I'm sorry to bother you no please bother me I can't talk about any more tiny sick hearts
08:32tell me about it hey why don't you come over here huh wow you look hot thank you so much
08:47that's for
08:47you this is from my front yard oh no why would you yes it is actually you have a very
08:53thorny bushes
08:53on there okay thanks well I just need a couple minutes to finish contouring I watched a YouTube
08:58tutorial okay well I mean our reservations in uh 20 minutes so we should probably leave now
09:05hey I'm rushing what's the place it's a swanky restaurant it's called crystals I don't know if
09:13that's pronounced right it's a soft j um anyways critics are crazy about it but what about the people
09:18who really matter surely you yelped it yeah no it's uh four and a half stars which is basically almost
09:23five and uh they say it's really romantic can I see you want to you want to see the yeah
09:32crystal yeah
09:35oh no that girl looks whack I don't want her to be there I'm gonna need you to just like
09:41find another
09:42restaurant please now yep thanks so much hey so glad you can make it thanks I am I brought me
09:50something oh she didn't have to oh wow a half empty bottle oh hey thanks for letting her come by
10:00yeah
10:01um she okay she seems wasted yeah I think she's had a rough night and she called you yeah really
10:10good
10:10friends um I'm gonna go get her some water this is watery because it's water it happened I don't want
10:25to
10:25talk about it I just want to hang out but I gotta put in some more boyfriend time okay well
10:32then I will go mingle
10:34um oh that's up the sweater
10:39hey hey I'm Joanna hey I'm Rob hey she's fine you won't even know she's here doctors
10:47yeah the healthcare overseas is so superior don't you think do I think that um no I don't
10:55actually where did you park uh down this way a few blocks no no no no no no my heels
11:03they hurt
11:04let's take an uber uh okay but we really can't miss another reservation you know what I just I have
11:10this discount code with lyft we'll just use that no pink light up mustaches discounts vomit okay we'll
11:18do uh we'll do an uber okay but I only do uber black because of the water bottles and the
11:25mints
11:27I have mints nobody likes your fruity mints you take that back nope you just had one didn't like it
11:34huh uber black it is oh gosh I just dropped a contact uh I need to go inside and pop
11:43another one back in
11:44sorry where is wait you told me you got lasik I could only afford one eye you know that teachers
11:50are underpaid and underappreciated right wait what do you do it'll just take me a couple of minutes
11:56like 30. he's gonna be here in five minutes 30. subway sells them okay it's a philadelphia staple
12:03oh oh Benjamin Franklin okay no no no it's a watercraft but it doesn't go in the water it goes
12:09in your mouth and you wait no it's foods sweet god it was hoagie obviously oh hoagie we'll get it
12:17good luck let's do this it's an event that could happen biblical times tunnel vision
12:26that terrible movie transformers song and that white guy who he's older now you gotta be more
12:32specifics here come on first movie that ever made you cry armageddon that's the one yeah
12:38you guys are just not good you're just you're just not that good for doctors like it's pretty funny
12:46actually like peter quick so far all right cheers cheers cheers cheers i think she's getting a little
12:54out of hand really she's just playing the game she's at a 10 and everyone here is at a four
13:00right i hear you um hey how about we switch games and move on to your favorite charades
13:07we'll have a fun night and then we'll kick everyone out so it's just you and me i'd like that
13:18all right here we go time for charades all right i'm gonna go first i got this okay wait
13:33what are all these words what we play medical charades oh wow she's not kidding okay i'm gonna sit
13:40this one out i'll go yeah all right here he goes okay uh coloreal fever laryngitis typhoid fever in
13:52latin salmonella typhi that was fun everyone uh latin charades but um how about like a drinking game
14:06you know oh i've got i gotta drive you work so hard you know you deserve this loosen up you're
14:12saving lives
14:12like you earned it yeah okay okay okay it'll be uh never have i ever and we will start with
14:25you uh
14:28okay um let me think never have i ever gotten in the uh 10 items only line with an extra
14:37item
14:39oh wow wait all of you really i'll go all right um never have i ever done it on a
14:48plane
14:53we've never had sex on the plane it was before i met you what's it it was it was
14:59some of your business it's not i mean it's not my business are you serious somewhere else yeah we
15:04not here my turn my turn uh never have i ever had a few drinks before operating wow that's so
15:14bad
15:15it's a tonsillectomy i could do it in my sleep you're gross that's terrible that's so bad okay
15:24never have i ever had a guy pick me out on a dating app who turned out to be the
15:31sweetest
15:31greatest boyfriend i've ever had oh hey you're not supposed to say something that you've done
15:42oops i broke a rule it's okay okay well um that's how we're playing lena um never have i ever
15:52only been
15:53on horrible dates since i've been back in l.a and um never have i ever regretted my decision to
16:02come
16:02back home oh thank you never have ever been so embarrassed and felt like such an idiot joanna
16:15peter you clean this up and i'll make sure she's not breaking anything else
16:28oh sarah i'm so sorry i've been such a mess tonight and now i'm breaking things don't hate me i'm
16:36sorry
16:37it's okay why don't you tell me what happened tonight sweetie i just had a nightmare a date
16:46it's okay we've all had bad dates it wasn't even really a date it's just
16:52just been a really crazy few months you know carl got engaged and peter and i made this pact to
16:59get
16:59married what oh no i'm uh i mean it was just you know to get us back out there and
17:06it was a good
17:07thing um yeah you know like we got on apps together and then we switched accounts and i picked you
17:13and i
17:14went on this and i went on this so peter didn't choose me i should have given that todd guy
17:22another
17:22chance realizing that's stupid hey how is she oh she's super great you guys have a pact to get married
17:35what during her sob session in my bedroom she said you have a plan to get married
17:40oh and then she said that you didn't even pick me on the app she chose me listen the pack
17:46was just
17:47a way for us to get out there and meet someone special and it worked i found you no joanna
17:53found
17:54me the girl you're supposed to marry found me maybe we shouldn't talk about this right now my friends
17:59have seen worse tonight i don't even know how you're gonna get out of this hole with them whoa i've
18:06tried really hard hey look i put on this itchy sweater i made a dessert that no one's gonna eat
18:12hey i think i'm gonna go home great see ya i need to make sure she gets home fine get
18:20her an uber
18:21i'll just get my things how about this i'll take her home and and and you can say goodbye to
18:28your
18:28friends and i'll come right back and we can talk about it oh great i'll go tell my friends that
18:32my
18:32boyfriend took the girl he's supposed to marry home why is this such a big deal because you're
18:38choosing her over me i'm supposed to be your girlfriend you are but she's an old friend
18:43that's all then call her an uber i'll kick my friends out and we can move on
18:52i'm gonna take her home and i'll come right back
19:01just one second okay canter's deli is open that is if the photos meet your standards
19:08yeah i just i get really nervous about how long they leave their pickles out for
19:13okay what's your deal chloe why don't you want to go on a date with me because if we go
19:19on a date
19:19then that means i like you
19:24you like me yeah and if we sit across from each other at a real restaurant like staring into each
19:31other's googly eyes it's like a real date that scares the hell out of me chloe i i like you
19:40too
19:42i got an idea okay home sweet home
19:56peter
20:00the best hey let me get you some water okay
20:17hey what are you doing
20:21getting rid of everything that reminds me of carl carl your ex carl
20:28whoa did you see carl today yeah he called and wanted to meet up oh hey hey hey let's not
20:34burn
20:34anything in here come on anything in here come on hey hey come on hey i don't want to be
20:51the pack
20:51police or anything but i thought we were going to talk to our exes i mean what happened why did
20:58you see carl
21:02carl he called me and i just i thought maybe he still had feelings for me and i
21:10just like wanted to feel wanted by someone you know turns out that it's not the case
21:22oh damn it i gotta take this it's sarah
21:27hey i'm sorry i'm leaving right now
21:32you see look isn't this great we don't have to look at each other from across the table
21:37because there are no tables bacon wrapped mystery meat on the side of a polluted road from a man
21:45we don't know his credentials this is the most romantic thing anybody's ever done for me i know
21:49i know i know how to pick him and this oh we're kissing okay i got two please
22:01everything all right looks like sarah and i are done
22:07this is all my fault i'm so sorry don't worry
22:13i mean it was your fault but honestly i had a feeling we were over by the time we left
22:18our house
22:19we're over by the time we left our house we're over by the time we left our house we're not
22:24no we should try it it feels pretty good
22:34come on
22:50I wish I could burn my memories from tonight.
22:54Did I really break that base?
22:57That wasn't a dream.
22:58Oh, yeah, you broke it.
23:00Probably would have been more of a nightmare.
23:02Cut me some slack.
23:04Like, not only did that whole thing happen with Carl,
23:08but then he asked me to sing at his wedding.
23:12What did you say?
23:14I said yes. I don't know what I was thinking,
23:17but I don't know if I can do it.
23:24You know, part of the whole pact is to, like,
23:29help each other out with this stuff.
23:34No, no.
23:36Come on, Peter. We're both back at square one now.
23:40There's gonna be lots of single people.
23:42It's like a good place to meet someone.
23:45I don't know, Joanna. I just...
23:48Look, it would really mean a lot to me.
23:52You're all very...
23:55You're all very close.
23:57Then you're all very close.
23:59It's not all too.
24:01You're all very close.
24:09Only, ever, forever...
24:11It's just so beautiful.
24:12You and the Muslims feel the same way.
24:19It's all very close.
24:20You're all very nice.
24:20You're absolutely not.
24:20You're all very close.
24:20You're all very close.
24:21I'm sorry.
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