00:13I'm so full.
00:15Why do you think you only eat s'mores when you're camping?
00:18I don't think sleeping on a football field can be considered camping.
00:23Come on, seeing your sleepover has been pretty awesome so far.
00:26Yeah, except a stupid sprinkler jamming into my back.
00:32Hey, have you decided yet?
00:36No, I'm still deciding between UCLA and Brown.
00:40Seriously, you should go to UCLA with us.
00:43You and Lisa are teaming up with me, aren't you?
00:45Well, for good reason.
00:47I mean, look, all our friends will be there and we'll still be close to home.
00:51It'll be just like high school.
00:52I mean, except less classes and more parties.
00:58I don't know.
00:59I always thought of UCLA as my backup school.
01:02Like, if I start at Brown and don't like it, I can always transfer to UCLA, you know?
01:08I wish you'd have applied to Brown.
01:13I just didn't want to risk it.
01:14I wish you'd had to be close to that and I can't stop it.
01:20I wish you'd have applied to the UCLA and the UCLA.
01:25I want to take care of Drew's house for you.
01:26Yeah, I wish you'd be close to that and it's still a while.
01:31I wish you'd be close to that.
01:35You didn't want to believe it.
01:35But the dad wouldn't like it, but the dad wouldn't like it.
01:35I have to wait to see if there's a plan that you do.
01:36You don't want to lose.
01:36You're not late because of your family.
01:38I don't want to lose.
01:42You're not late because of your family.
01:59Okay, time to get up.
02:04Coffee?
02:05Yeah, I'll take both of you.
02:10Oh, that was a cool wedding.
02:14Food was great, company was good.
02:18I'm so happy for pizza and Ryan.
02:21Oh, we should get them something.
02:23Yeah, just planning on it.
02:26Oh, hey, you want to do a late checkout?
02:28Hang for a bit?
02:29You want to stay?
02:30Yeah, while we're here.
02:32Ugh, this thing's not working.
02:34Oh, I'll go to the hotel cafe.
02:38Almond milk and two sugars?
02:40Oh, that is my coffee order.
02:44Oh, let's go from Lisa.
02:47I'll call her where you're gone.
02:49You're going to tell her?
02:51Um, about this?
02:53Maybe.
02:56Kate, you realize that women literally tell each other everything?
03:00Like, she texted me the other day when she was thinking about eating an orange.
03:05You tell Mark?
03:07If it comes up.
03:09You know, dudes keep it close to the vest.
03:13Dude!
03:14Oh, you drawing out that dude could only mean one thing.
03:17My plan worked.
03:19You hooked up, you little dirty dog.
03:20It wasn't your plan, but I did have an incredible night.
03:24Ah, so who was it?
03:25Bridesmaid?
03:26Maid of honor?
03:27Bridesmom?
03:27Grandma?
03:28I'll keep going.
03:29My best friend.
03:31Wait, I wasn't there.
03:33Wait, you hooked up with Joanna?
03:36Wait, I'm not your best friend?
03:37It was amazing.
03:39I mean, after all these years, everything was perfect.
03:44Well, look, I'm happy for you, but are you sure it isn't just, you know, wedding goggles?
03:48I know people hook up at weddings all the time, but that's not what this was.
03:51You know, and Joanna's not some wedding rando.
03:54This is real.
03:56Wow.
03:56There are a million guys saying the exact same thing at your hotel right now.
04:00Look, just be careful.
04:02I think we're good.
04:04Okay, real quick, am I really not your best friend?
04:07What happened last night?
04:08You disappeared.
04:09Um, Peter and I...
04:12Oh, my God, you told him?
04:13No.
04:14Um, but we actually hooked up last night.
04:18What?
04:18Oh, my God!
04:21Oh, this is so exciting.
04:22It's more exciting than my baby.
04:24Our baby.
04:26What happened?
04:26How was it?
04:27It was good.
04:29Really, really good, actually.
04:30Oh, I knew it.
04:32You can't dance that well and not know what you're doing.
04:34Mm.
04:36Mm-mm.
04:37Don't give me that.
04:39I have 18 years of commitment in my uterus.
04:41Lisa, I'm kind of freaking out right now.
04:43Well, yeah, I mean, you just slept with your best friend, so...
04:46Yeah, it's just, you know, we went from zero to 60 so fast, you know?
04:49Who says the girl that made a marriage pact with her best friend?
04:52Okay, well, it's a lot easier to talk about giving a shot in five months versus, I don't know, waking
04:56up next to each other five hours later.
04:58Isn't that a good thing?
04:59I mean, what happened to discovering you wanted to marry him?
05:01When did you know you wanted to marry Ryan?
05:03Like, were you always sure?
05:04I knew it when I met him.
05:06It never changed.
05:08Okay, well, I met Peter when I was, like, 12, okay?
05:10So it's a lot different for us.
05:12Yeah, that's... that's very different.
05:14I'm a little overwhelmed right now, you know?
05:16It's like, I know I said I could marry him, but I don't know if I want to date him,
05:20you know?
05:20Does that make sense?
05:21I don't know.
05:22I just...
05:23Maybe I just need some space to decompress.
05:26Yeah, you just got to get out of there.
05:27You still have the wedding fairy dust on you.
05:29Okay.
05:30I'm sure I'm saying the same thing.
05:41I'm gonna miss this.
05:43What are you talking about?
05:45Lisa texted.
05:46She said that she wants us to get together with her and Ryan this afternoon.
05:49She's never approved of any of my boyfriends, so sadly, this was probably goodbye sex for us.
05:55What?
05:56Uh, first of all, I don't think you set the bar up very high with the ex-boyfriend of yours,
06:01Edmunda.
06:02Okay, he didn't technically steal my furniture.
06:04He just was borrowing it in a prolonged way.
06:07Regardless, I could bring home the love child of Brad Pitt and Mother Teresa, and Lisa would still find something
06:13wrong with him.
06:14Wow, Pitt and Teresa.
06:15I would love to sit down and have a cup of coffee with that kid.
06:18I am serious!
06:20Nobody gets past my sister.
06:22Oh.
06:24Well, that sounds like a challenge.
06:25Well, it's not.
06:26Well, it definitely sounds like one.
06:29Well, I can, I guess I, I can see how somebody could interpret it that way.
06:33Look, you tell Lisa that I'm ready.
06:35You tell her I'm not gonna back down.
06:36And you tell her that I've been waiting for this moment my entire life.
06:40Or I could just tell her that we're on for this afternoon.
06:43Or you can just tell her we're on for this afternoon.
06:45That works too, yeah.
06:46But seriously, be forewarned.
06:48If she doesn't like you, I just, I don't see how this is gonna work.
06:52I'm like, okay, can you just, like, relax?
06:54She's gonna like me.
06:55Have you seen me?
06:56I am a mark amongst men.
07:00Wow, that was poetic.
07:01Remind me about that in my Twitter bio.
07:03No.
07:03Yep.
07:06Hey.
07:07I thought we were staying.
07:09I gotta late check out.
07:10I just wanna get back on the road, you know?
07:12Oh, okay.
07:13Yeah.
07:15Here.
07:15Oh, thank you.
07:19Oh, careful.
07:20Burning breath.
07:22Right.
07:24Hey, don't forget your suit in the closet.
07:28Okay.
07:29You really wanna get out of here quickly, huh?
07:32Oh, I just, uh, wanna get home, you know?
07:34Um, weddings really take it out of you.
07:37Hey, are you cool with what happened last night?
07:40Yes.
07:41Absolutely.
07:42It's just so new.
07:43You know?
07:45New good?
07:48Hey, Peter.
07:50I like you, okay?
07:51I'm glad we're doing this.
07:53I just feel like we skipped a couple steps.
07:58Do you think?
08:00I mean, our story right now is we met in high school and we made a pact to get married.
08:07Don't talk for 12 years.
08:09Reunite.
08:10Date other people.
08:11And then hook up at a wedding.
08:14Yeah, don't forget the awkward walk to the car afterwards.
08:19I don't know.
08:20I just, like, I wish that it had happened differently, you know?
08:23I wish you'd asked me out or, I don't, I don't know.
08:28Hey, I have an idea.
08:30Let's just rewrite our...
08:35Write with me.
08:37When?
08:38How about now?
08:41Okay.
08:45Hey, why don't we check out that trail?
08:50Okay.
09:03Here?
09:04Yeah.
09:05I yelped this and the review said this is a perfect first date.
09:11So?
09:13So?
09:15I guess this is a first date, so, um, nice to meet you, Peter.
09:19Well, nice to meet you, too.
09:21You know, I gotta say, I was a little nervous that you weren't gonna look like your profile pic, but
09:25you look even better in person.
09:27You know, I'm pretty glad that you didn't turn out to be a serial killer.
09:30Though the date's not over yet, so...
09:32That's right.
09:33You know what is so scary, dating strangers?
09:36Yeah.
09:37I guess it's kind of intense.
09:38Yeah.
09:40Did I tell you about the guy that invited me to a gathering of the jugglers?
09:43What?
09:44Really?
09:44Yeah, that happened.
09:46Oh, did I ever tell you that on my first date with Sarah, I almost bailed?
09:50Really?
09:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:51She came in, uh, right after the hospital, and she was looking all...
09:56Wait, maybe we shouldn't talk about other people on our first date.
10:00Ah, yeah.
10:01Kind of a red flag on our first date, talking about exes.
10:03Yeah, I'm just so used to us being able to talk about anything, but now that we're...
10:09I mean, we can still talk about anything, it's just...
10:11No, totally.
10:17Okay, so how about you tell me something I don't know about you?
10:21Um, all right.
10:23Well, you didn't really know me during my Thailand party phase.
10:26Oh, really?
10:28Yeah.
10:28Well, tell me how that was.
10:29Uh, probably my wildest night out there, I was out dancing till sunrise.
10:34I think I was rolling for, like, ten hours straight.
10:37Rolling?
10:38Like, Molly?
10:39Yeah.
10:41Red flag?
10:43Well, it's not like it's something I did regularly.
10:46No, it's cool.
10:47I just didn't take you as a type of person.
10:51The type of person who what?
10:54I didn't mean it.
10:56Yeah, maybe we should just talk about something different.
10:59I'm sorry, I...
11:00This is coming out wrong.
11:04Hey, you want to take a walk?
11:06Okay.
11:07Yeah.
11:08Yeah.
11:09So, Mark, what do you do?
11:11Nothing.
11:12I was lucky enough to sell my last business, and now I'm living off that money.
11:17God, that's the dream, right?
11:20Is it the dream to be unemployed and slowly watching your money drain away?
11:24Yeah.
11:25As a small business owner, I understand Mark's struggle.
11:27Boom or bust, right?
11:28Exactly.
11:29You know what?
11:29Let me tell you about my latest business venture.
11:30Mark now.
11:31Mark, yes.
11:32Okay, you ready for this?
11:32I'm ready.
11:33All right, I created this app for creating memes.
11:36I called it, What Do You Meme?
11:42Oh, it's hilarious.
11:43You like that?
11:44I love that.
11:44Wait, what?
11:45What?
11:45Do you hate puns?
11:47Last week, you angrily cursed that soup and salad place.
11:49Let us soup prize you.
11:50Those bastards try way too hard.
11:52Uh, I'd like to propose a toast.
11:55To birth.
11:57The birth of this beautiful Shakira plate.
12:04To the birth of friendship.
12:07Most of all, to the birth of your child.
12:09A future king or queen who will surely unite the people and protect our realm as we know it.
12:17It's so beautiful.
12:19Cheers.
12:19Cheers.
12:20Cheers to you.
12:22Cheers.
12:24He is a keeper.
12:33Okay, so tell me something I don't know about Peter Ma.
12:38What did you do after college?
12:41I started working for my parents.
12:44That's it?
12:45You just graduated and the next day you're pension o'clock?
12:51Well, basically.
12:52I mean, I got a degree in business and then my mom had hurt her knee and then they needed
12:57my help.
12:59I did almost help start Massive Supply.
13:02What?
13:03Massive Supply like the, um, accessories band?
13:06Yep.
13:06Like, they're huge.
13:08Yeah.
13:09A college buddy of mine, Josh, was one of the guys that started it.
13:12And he was looking to hire a business development guy, but I wasn't sure if I was qualified.
13:17Plus, with everything going on at home, it just didn't feel right.
13:21Did you ever think about reaching back out to him?
13:23Funny thing is, I, uh, spoke to Josh a few weeks ago and, you know, he mentioned that there was
13:29a few positions when he's opening up.
13:30Peter, you should go for it.
13:33Yeah, but it's in San Francisco.
13:36What, are you just gonna live in your hometown and work for your parents the rest of your life?
13:41You make that sound like it's a bad thing.
13:44I didn't mean it that way, okay?
13:47Just, you know, take a chance.
13:49I lived in Singapore.
13:51It was a blast.
13:52Yeah, but you were younger then, and it's different when it's 30.
13:56No, it's not.
13:57Joanna, my whole life would flip upside down.
14:00I mean, I have responsibilities here with my parents and the business, and then what if it doesn't work out?
14:05You know, then I would have given everything up and come back as a failure.
14:10That's what I did.
14:12I don't feel like a failure.
14:14You think I'm a failure?
14:16I wasn't saying that.
14:18I just mean it wasn't right for me.
14:24Well, to me it sounds like you're just scared.
14:30You don't understand.
14:34Well, maybe I don't.
14:38I should probably just get back to the car.
14:46What the hell was that?
14:47What do you mean?
14:48Or should I say?
14:49Thanks.
14:50What do you mean?
14:51Oh, whoa, whoa.
14:53I liked him.
14:54I thought he was amazing.
14:55Seriously?
14:55Yeah.
14:56He talked about himself the entire time.
14:58He made a cheesy toast.
14:59He wears Axe body spray on purpose.
15:01You hate all of those things.
15:04I liked the toast.
15:05He once dismissed a guy because he had an Audi belly button.
15:07Those sick people with Audis should have their own dating website.
15:11I've honestly been so anxious all day just anticipating how you're going to criticize Mark and how you're going to
15:16end our relationship because you always do that.
15:19Why aren't you doing that?
15:21Chloe, because I see the way he looks at you.
15:23Plus, I can tell you really like him.
15:26How?
15:27Instagram.
15:28You're on Instagram?
15:29Super secret account.
15:31This is the first time in history that you have more pictures with a guy than you do of your
15:34breakfast.
15:35Okay?
15:36Oh, and I love that picture of you guys at the aquarium, by the way.
15:38The aquarium?
15:39It's a deep dive.
15:40They're a girl I'll like next time.
15:42Chloe, I know you value my approval.
15:44And you have it.
15:45Just don't mess this up, okay?
15:46He cares enough about you to give a cheesy toast to your future nephew and niece, which you clearly ripped
15:51off from Game of Thrones.
15:52Plus, I don't want you swiping right when you're holding my baby.
15:55Oh, I'm not going to.
15:56I'm going to be like an awesome aunt.
15:57I'm going to give all the hard-hitting advice that a kid can't get from their lame mom.
16:01I'm not going to be a lame mom.
16:02I'm going to be a cool mom.
16:04Okay, well, the first rule of being a cool mom is that you don't say that you're a cool mom.
16:09Okay.
16:10Duly noted.
16:12We're having a moment.
16:14Let's take a sister selfie.
16:15Okay, for my secret account.
16:17Yeah, okay.
16:17One, two, three.
16:21How do you pose so nicely?
16:23You just have to pretend like something smells bad, but like you're still hot.
16:26What?
16:41I may have said some things that came out wrong today.
16:47I feel like we both were pretty tired from the wedding, you know?
16:52Yeah.
16:54That's probably it.
16:56But hey.
16:56I feel like I'm going to see the other side.
17:11Okay.
17:11Okay.
17:15See you later.
17:17Okay.
17:18Okay.
17:27It was a pleasure meeting you, Lisa.
17:29Oh, I know you too.
17:31I didn't know hugs were an option.
17:33Okay, let's go.
17:33Okay.
17:33See you, Klo.
17:34Bye, you guys.
17:36Bye, guys.
17:37Look me up.
17:38Yeah.
17:40So did I kill her or what?
17:41You killed it.
17:42Lisa said that you have her stamp of approval.
17:46What?
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48So what does that mean?
17:50That I'm part of the family now?
17:52Oh, my God.
17:53No, it just means that you're my boyfriend.
17:56Your boyfriend?
17:59Cool.
18:02I'd like to make a toast.
18:03No, no toast.
18:05Okay.
18:06I'm going to do that.
18:07No, no.
18:09No.
18:24No, no.
18:47Hi.
18:50Hi.
18:54I had a bad day, and I just wanted to talk to my best friend.
18:57Is that okay?
19:16So, I, um, went on a date today.
19:30That's good.
19:33Yeah, but we've known each other on an actual date together is kind of different.
19:44Do you want to stay friends with this guy?
19:47I think that I want to be more than friends, but it's also weird.
19:57Peter, the day after we sleep together, we have one of the worst days of our friendship.
20:02Like, we have never treated each other like we did today.
20:06Red flags?
20:08You're my oldest friend.
20:10You're not some guy on Tinder I'm supposed to judge in two seconds.
20:12Look, I know I wasn't the best version of myself today.
20:16I wasn't either, and I really, really wanted to be.
20:20Then what happened?
20:22I think we were just trying too hard, you know?
20:24We forgot what makes us work.
20:27I mean, it's, it's this, you know?
20:30It's, it's hanging out and having milkshakes and talking about my day with my best friend.
20:40What the heck?
20:50That's a little better.
20:54What is it?
20:57What about the pact?
21:01I don't know.
21:03Can we just not worry about that right now?
21:10Sure.
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