00:08Hey, Gav.
00:10Okay, we honestly don't need to pretend as if you're a hack-assie trick.
00:15Okay, so have you decided yet?
00:19Un-
00:19Come on, Gav, you know what I'm talking about.
00:21Don't call me Gav, you don't have that privilege.
00:23You're supposedly having my kid, so I think for the time being, you can have other privilege,
00:27don't you?
00:28Forget what this is supposed to be, stuff.
00:29Which brings me back to my question, have you decided on which way to do with me?
00:33Yeah.
00:34You know that?
00:35Yes.
00:38Neither of us have any plans on making this work.
00:42You don't want me?
00:43No, I don't want you to do it.
00:46Allegedly.
00:49Whatever, I-
00:52So, does that mean we decided on doing this or what?
00:54If anyone's gonna go up to anything, it's me, not me.
00:58Why don't you answer the damn question?
01:00Listen, I can get money and send a team by this weekend, and after that, I'll be with you.
01:04Alright, we-
01:06Oh no, don't mind me, just pretend I'm not here.
01:08I'm real good at that arm today, man.
01:10I take a gift as a girl.
01:12No, I mean, yes.
01:14Alyssa, what are you doing?
01:15How did you find me?
01:16How did I find you?
01:17How did I find you?
01:17I thought I would be stupid.
01:18And I know all about you and you're gonna spawn the same thing.
01:22Spawn the same thing?
01:23Yeah, meet Lucifer himself.
01:25Yeah, meet Lucifer himself.
01:26Hmm, clearly.
01:27I just came to wish you two a beautiful life together because you're certainly willing to-
01:31Come on, baby, listen, I can explain-
01:33Oh, can you?
01:33I would love to hear this.
01:35What happened exactly?
01:36Did you slip and fall into her vagina?
01:39Or-
01:40Did you even use protection?
01:41What-
01:41Don't answer it.
01:42I don't even want to know.
01:43Because now I'm holding back vomit.
01:45I thought it had brought up with some chick and it's slipping with me.
01:49This was so embarrassing.
01:51I think this is something she does.
01:53Oh, I see.
01:55This has happened before.
01:57Got you.
01:58You know what?
01:58I'mma leave y'all two alone because clearly y'all two still have something to talk about.
02:02Oh, no, no, no, honey.
02:03Please take him home with you because he's most certainly not coming home with me.
02:06But we don't have a place to live yet.
02:08Oh, I got a place to stay, alright?
02:09I am not broke.
02:10Ah, but you are single.
02:12I'll make sure of that.
02:14Bye, Damien.
02:15You know what?
02:15Yeah, bye.
02:31See someone's all packed?
02:33Yeah, man.
02:35Visit my family upstate for the weekend.
02:37This should be fun.
02:39Hey, bro, I know you're happy.
02:41You finally get the place to yourself again.
02:43Look, the first thing I'm doing is I'm walking around naked when you leave.
02:47Ah, thanks for the mental image, Travis.
02:50But nah, I think I'll probably just chill.
02:52I don't really have any plans in mind.
02:55Wait, wait, wait.
02:55You're not going to invite that girl Jasmine over for some good old Netflix and chill?
02:58Come on, man.
02:59You got the place to yourself.
03:00Have an orgy or something.
03:01Be in the door for once.
03:02I think I'll pass on the orgy, even though it's tempting.
03:05But I told Jasmine we should just play it cool for now.
03:08I took your advice.
03:10I gotta get rid of the dead weight, aka my ex, before I try to bring someone else into the
03:14picture.
03:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:15You talking about that shit that I was saying at the bar?
03:17Yeah.
03:18I was drunk.
03:19But you had some points.
03:21Look, I was just saying, don't put all your eggs in one basket.
03:24Come on, dude.
03:25Make up your mind.
03:26Look, I'm just saying, everybody's got a roster.
03:30What, you think you're the only guy that's just entertaining right now?
03:32Come on, man.
03:33We're all grown.
03:34All right, well, then call me naive.
03:36But she's a nice girl, and I want to see where it goes.
03:39And I'm not going to do that with my ex in the picture.
03:42Mm, fair enough.
03:44Me, personally, I say fuck it.
03:46But don't take my advice.
03:47I'm the single one.
03:48I'm single, too.
03:49Eh, judging by the way you start arguing with your ex, something's still there.
03:54But I'm heading out, man.
03:55I'll catch you later.
03:57All right.
04:04Go.
04:19Hello?
04:22Hey, what's up?
04:23Um, you busy tonight?
04:27No, I just wanted to have a talk
04:31Face-to-face
04:35All right
04:36I know just what you've been thinking low-key
04:38No one could do it more deeper than me
04:41You should just come spend a weekend with me
04:43I give you my love, make you weak in the knees
04:45Girl, you a beauty, but boo, I'm a beast
04:48Know you've been working and doing no tea
04:50I work till it bursts on the surface
04:52May hurt for this e-cricket letter
04:54And there's news when you go over
04:55Told you I do this with these
04:56I'm with you
05:02Robin!
05:11Hey, boo
05:13Come in
05:19You look...
05:21Damn, you look good
05:22Oh, this is nothing
05:24Just that I look nice for the studio
05:26Who knows who will be there
05:28Studio?
05:31Hey!
05:32I haven't gone to the studio today
05:36Oh, no, no
05:38I don't have a studio
05:40Not like a traditional one at least
05:43Huh?
05:43Huh?
05:45What the fuck is this?
05:49What the fuck is this?
05:49Um...
05:52What is...
05:53This?
05:56Sorry, it's my bad
05:57I should have been more clear
05:58When I told you I wanted to record with you
06:00It wasn't going to be like in an actual studio
06:03I make all my music with this
06:08Oh, this is too stupid
06:16Look, I...
06:16If you have something else in mind
06:18Like, we can totally do that instead
06:20It's like not a big deal
06:24No, it's...
06:25It's fine
06:26I just thought we'd be going out
06:28Maybe
06:29We could go to
06:30May's restaurant
06:34Okay, about that
06:36We can totally do that
06:37Just not today
06:38Oh my god
06:39Is he broke?
06:41I, uh...
06:42Just...
06:43I haven't gotten paid yet
06:44He's broke
06:45Oh god
06:46The room's spinning
06:47Oh
06:49It's...
06:50It's fine
06:52It's no big deal
06:53Really?
06:59Listen, uh...
07:01I feel, like, really bad now
07:03Because, like, you look amazing
07:05And I look like a bum
07:06The shoe fits
07:08Oh, please
07:09I always look like this
07:13I bet
07:16You know what?
07:17I...
07:18I...
07:19Cleared off my schedule
07:21So...
07:22Let's have some fun
07:25Really?
07:27You...
07:27You okay with recording in my studio?
07:31Of course!
07:36Alright then, cool
07:38Uh...
07:39Let me just go clean it up
07:40And we can listen to some tracks
07:41Mm-hmm
08:03Mm-hmm
08:04You like the place?
08:07Oh
08:07I figured since you took me out
08:09You know, last time
08:10I should return the favor
08:13Oh, so is this a pity date?
08:16Quit playing
08:17Mm-hmm
08:17You know I didn't mean it like that
08:19Mm-hmm
08:20Mm-hmm
08:21Right?
08:21Right?
08:22I mean...
08:22Okay, I'm kidding
08:23I'm kidding
08:24This place is pretty nice
08:26Yeah?
08:27See if someone's trying to make a good impression
08:28Oh, yeah?
08:29Okay?
08:29Is it working?
08:31Yeah
08:31We'll see
08:33That's alright
08:34I'm up for a challenge
08:36Okay
08:37Okay
08:37But...
08:38Excuse me for one moment
08:39I gotta go to the bathroom
08:41Okay, yeah, go ahead
08:41I'll get the drinks
08:42Alright, cool
08:46Girl, what are you doing?
08:48Don't pay for the drinks
08:49He took you out
08:50Next thing you know what?
08:52He's gonna ask to split the bill
08:54Well
08:55Jesus
08:57Shall I start you off with drinks?
08:59Oh, no, thanks
08:59I'll wait for him to get the drinks
09:05Headed to the game with Lisa Turtle
09:08Who the fuck is Lisa Turtle?
09:11Like, what?
09:11Is everything alright?
09:12Oh, yeah
09:13It's totally fine
09:15Um...
09:16So are you gonna get these drinks or not?
09:19Yeah
09:20Uh...
09:20Waiter
09:21Waiter
09:21Can I get, uh...
09:23Two tonics?
09:23Vodka?
09:27Here you go
09:30Thank you
09:31You're welcome
09:53See, this is the type of romance I need
09:55You know, that forbidden type love
09:59Why does it have to be forbidden?
10:02Because the more wrong it is, the more intense it is
10:05See, it's like having sex in somebody else's house
10:06You know, you're not supposed to be there
10:08But that just makes it more exciting
10:09You have sex in other people's houses?
10:13No
10:16Well, actually, maybe just one time at a party
10:18But it's not like I'm some malicious house fucker
10:20Oh my god
10:20You need help, okay Vanessa?
10:23Wait
10:25What about you Layla?
10:26Are you into the whole forbidden love?
10:28Oh
10:29I'm gonna have to pass them down
10:30Sounds messy
10:34Hey
10:35Hey
10:36So
10:38How'd they go?
10:38Went well?
10:39No
10:39We split the bill
10:41Yeah, that wasn't a date
10:42That was basically lunch with a co-worker
10:44Nah, see, co-worker's supposed to buy you lunch too
10:46So I guess that wasn't that either
10:48You never heard of a work husband?
10:50Guys, why was Ty out with some girl?
10:52Wait
10:53Who's the girl?
10:55Her name is Lisa Turtle
10:58Lisa Turtle?
10:58From Saved by the Bell?
11:00No, not that Lisa Turtle, guys
11:03It was some Lisa with an E
11:05Yeah, Ty took some picture with her
11:07And then, you know, I tried to look her up on her profile
11:10But her profile was private
11:11Ooh
11:13Please tell me you stopped there, Melody
11:15I mean, I might have kinda sorta looked them up on Twitter
11:19And searched their ad names together
11:20And then I just kept going
11:22Yeah
11:23See, I don't blame you
11:24Cause you know these dudes will hide entire families
11:26So you gotta do your research
11:28Which ain't no wrong with that
11:29Okay
11:29Okay
11:30Alright
11:32Oh, are you heading out?
11:34Yeah, um, my Uber's here
11:36I'm gonna go home and catch up and some reading
11:39Okay
11:39Catch you guys later
11:40Good luck with Lisa Turtle
11:43Okay, bye
11:43Thanks, bye
11:45Bye
11:46That was pretty fast
11:49Okay, well then
11:51Well, you know what guys?
11:52I really, I don't even know what's going on
11:54Like
11:54I don't even think I can juggle all these dates anymore
11:57So
11:58Well, I mean
11:59You shouldn't get attached
12:01Not yet anyway, right?
12:04Yeah
12:04I think you should just keep casually dating
12:05And don't make Thai exclusive
12:07Okay
12:09You're just friendzoning like Travis did Jasmine
12:12Wait, what?
12:14What happened?
12:15Okay, so Vanessa's exaggerating
12:18I mean
12:19But Travis and I did speak the other night at the cocktail party
12:22And he decided that it was best if, you know, we just keep things easy
12:30Cool
12:31So he friendzoned you?
12:33Girl, yes
12:34Yes
12:34I'm so sorry
12:36Oh
12:37Sorry, girl
12:37I just feel like it's payback for the whole Adrian thing
12:42The universe is playing games
12:43Well, I mean, at least you guys are still gonna talk, so
12:47Yeah, but I don't need any more friends
12:50You guys are a headache as it is
12:53You love me
12:54You love us
12:55Well, I mean, can y'all pour me a drink?
12:57Like, let me tell y'all about this dumbass day
12:59You should just take hers
13:00Cause she's been babysitting it the whole night
13:02Listen
13:02Thank you
13:03I'm washing my calories, okay?
13:11Look at this sexy woman here
13:13Chad, are we gonna get the game?
13:16You ever got time?
13:17You're gonna be there sooner if you're more busy
13:19Moving up with your girl
13:20Hey, I'm just dropping by to say hi and hang out for a day
13:24Is that crime?
13:26Well, come on, let's go
13:36I thought you just wanted to talk
13:38I thought you couldn't stand me
13:41You shouldn't have got things running
13:42That's the only way that we can stop each other
13:45Hold on, let's make this cool
13:51Well
13:52Isn't this interesting?
14:20I'm still trapped and I
14:28I'm still trapped and I
14:44I got my guard up and I'm still tweaking
14:47Wanted you as a friend and now I'm crossing in between
14:51Me needing, you craving, you hiding, praying
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