00:24You
00:35Okay, I'm just I've been folding this very nicely and stacking it up and
00:51Hey
00:56Are we playing with the socks are we folding them
01:00I thought
01:01No, these are the leaf people
01:05The leaf people, huh?
01:06Mm-hmm
01:09Okay, um
01:10Can you tell me about the leaf people?
01:16Yeah, there's teeny tiny people who live in the trees
01:20Oh like fairies
01:21They are not fairies
01:24Oh, sorry about that
01:26Can the leaf people help us fold?
01:27They don't have hands, they're leaves
01:30Duh
01:31Ah, the people part confused me
01:33They only fly and go poopy
01:35No poopy talk
01:35But that's how they fly
01:43You okay, babe?
01:44Yeah
01:46Mommy, I'm helping Teddy
01:49Can you help me out?
01:50I see that
01:54Did you have any soup?
02:00I can't do it
02:02You can come get it
02:03I'll get it
02:05Hey, come here
02:05Hey, you can't go in now
02:07I'm here
02:08You can't right now, okay?
02:21Hey
02:23No, no, no, no
02:24Take me through
02:25I want to let go
02:26Listen do me a favour
02:28Can you...
02:29Mommy, can you keep her company while I go get the tray?
02:31No.
02:32Huh?
02:33I want him.
02:38Just sit there, okay?
02:39Please be good.
02:43That's not my favorite!
02:46No.
02:47We love Daddy.
02:50You look like a witch from the book.
02:52The good witch?
02:54No, the witch that goes in the oven.
02:56Do you know?
02:57Do you have a glove on your hand?
03:01Thanks, babe.
03:04Mommy, let's watch the show.
03:08Not now, Beetlepug.
03:11Do you know infinity never ends?
03:15Yeah.
03:18How did that work?
03:20It just...
03:22keeps going.
03:24Now I know my five senses.
03:26Tasting, feeling, the ear one.
03:28Dad, I don't know how to do it.
03:31See?
03:34And, uh...
03:35Yeah.
03:35What's the, uh, what's the nose one?
03:37No.
03:38Smelling.
03:39Smelling.
03:39That's right.
03:44You sit back here.
03:45Can you put on these?
03:47Yeah.
03:47Do me a favor, okay?
03:50I'm gonna, um...
03:51I'm gonna talk to Mommy for a minute.
03:52Okay?
03:54And...
03:54you gotta keep folding.
03:56Can you put on these?
03:57Deal? Yeah.
03:58Sure.
03:59You wanna give me a mask, too?
04:01Please?
04:01Okay.
04:06You okay?
04:09Hey, listen now.
04:12I love you.
04:13I love you.
04:15But you look really, really bad.
04:16Right now.
04:18I heard.
04:22Witchy.
04:32You aren't eating.
04:33Are you drinking?
04:35At least?
04:41Okay, listen.
04:42I think, I think it's time.
04:43It's time that we went to the hospital.
04:45I know we thought you were on the upswing,
04:47but now I'm looking at you,
04:48and this, it seems like this is getting worse.
04:53Go on, what if you need an IV?
04:55I can't give you an IV.
04:58You know, you should be where there are medical people,
05:02and there's a whole bunch of beeping machines
05:04that are gonna warn us if something is wrong,
05:06because what if something...
05:09What if something is really wrong?
05:17I don't wanna die alone in a hospital.
05:20I don't want you to die in that bedroom.
05:25Look, I wanna be here.
05:27Okay?
05:29I want the sounds of home.
05:32Not my shades.
05:35Oh, God.
05:39Look, I...
05:41I have to sleep now, okay?
05:54What are those?
05:55Galaxy balls!
05:57Where did you get them?
05:58By mommy's soup.
06:00I'm shooting them into infinity.
06:03Drop those, and come over here and wash your hands.
06:06No, why?
06:08Remember, mommy is very sick.
06:11Let's bring her ice cream.
06:16No, mommy is off limits.
06:20We can't touch her or her crackers or anything else that she's touched.
06:24She has sick germs.
06:26Can I see the germs?
06:27No, they're inside her.
06:29But...
06:30But don't worry, because the antibodies are fighting them away.
06:35Like Auntie Lisa.
06:37Uh-huh.
06:38Yeah.
06:41What should we have for lunch?
06:42Ice cream!
06:58Hey, hope you're hanging in there.
06:59Kid, crazy times.
07:01I can't believe they still got us locked up like this.
07:03I mean, it's unconstitutional if you ask me.
07:06Hi, honey.
07:07It's mom.
07:08I just wanted to make sure you saw the thing I said about vitamin C.
07:11Ann Marie should be doubling up on that.
07:13He's not on.
07:14I'm leaving a message.
07:15Shh.
07:15What's the deal?
07:16You want me to call Bill Motley for you?
07:18You know, I don't like asking people for favors and owing people anything.
07:22Oh, tell him if he needs a lawyer.
07:23I can probably help.
07:24Since I used to be a paralegal.
07:26Yeah, we're a secretary at a law firm for five seconds in the 70s.
07:29Anyway, call us back.
07:31We'll see what we can do.
07:32Oh, and check your email.
07:33I sent you a coupon for a virtual tour of the zoo.
07:36I guess they've been struggling, those poor animals.
07:39They must really miss all the visitors.
07:41Bye.
07:48Hey, Mabel.
07:50Oh, sorry.
07:52I thought it was going to be Trevor.
07:54No, he's napping.
07:56What's with the look?
07:58Oh, my virtual dance class was 80s themed today, so...
08:02I worked my shit out to the Go-Go's.
08:06The Go-Go's.
08:08I went, went.
08:12Oh, Jesus.
08:13Did you see Mom's latest email about the importance of a plant-based diet?
08:17God, fuck us.
08:18If they become vegans, they're going to outlive us both.
08:22Shit.
08:22Sorry.
08:24It's all right.
08:25So, how's, um...
08:27How's, um...
08:28How's he and Marie?
08:28Um...
08:29She's really fucking bad.
08:31Oh, no.
08:34Like, bad, bad.
08:35And, um...
08:36I...
08:37I can't...
08:38I can't do anything to...
08:40to make it better.
08:46And, you know, we...
08:49We picked Mom and Dad to take Trevor if, God forbid, you know...
08:58Mom and Dad.
09:01But we never made that formal, you know?
09:03We never made anything like that formal.
09:06And...
09:06I'm the contracts guy, Lisa.
09:09And contracts are my department.
09:14I...
09:15I feel like I'm failing all over the place.
09:20Everyone is right now.
09:23Daddy!
09:24Hey!
09:24Hey, buddy.
09:26Come over here and say hi to Auntie Lisa.
09:29Hi.
09:30Oh, hello, Franklin.
09:32I'm not Franklin.
09:33I'm Trevor.
09:34Okay.
09:35Well, you really look like a Franklin, so...
09:38Is Mommy better?
09:41Um...
09:42Not...
09:43Not yet, buddy.
09:44Not yet.
09:44She's still really sick.
09:46Can I give her a hug?
09:47Oh, you know, she would love that.
09:49But, you know, it's not safe to be around Mommy right now.
09:53It's not safe to be around Mommy.
09:56I know.
09:56It's not safe.
09:58But...
09:58Why don't you go grab some cereal?
10:01Huh?
10:01The sugary kind?
10:02Yeah, the sugary kind.
10:07Hey, Greg.
10:09You can't tell a kid it's not safe to be around his mom.
10:13What am I supposed to say?
10:14She's ten feet away.
10:16She's coughing her lungs out.
10:17And all he wants to do is to be with her.
10:20He doesn't want to be with me.
10:21He wants to be with her.
10:22I had to put up the baby gate just to keep him from getting in.
10:26Okay, that's a lot.
10:27But you know his little mind can't process hearing that his mom is very sick and unsafe.
10:32I mean, Jesus, are you gonna tell him about the Holocaust next?
10:36Feelings are Anne Marie's department.
10:39And I've been keeping us all watered.
10:41I've been keeping us all fed.
10:42I've been trying to read to Trevor for 15 minutes every day.
10:46But I'm gonna tell you 15 minutes have not felt so long since we ate those weed cookies at the
10:51lake.
10:51And you thought it would be funny to hide from me.
10:55Okay, I am still very sorry about that.
10:58But you gotta do some damage control or he's gonna end up afraid of his own shadow soon.
11:04Okay, I won't say sick.
11:08Okay, no.
11:09Even more than that.
11:10You gotta ding-dong, fling-flong this whole narrative, all right?
11:14Turn everything that's happening into a game or a fairy tale or like the plot of a Pixar movie.
11:21Make up a story to distract him from what's going on while also making him feel safe.
11:27Like pour some sugar cereal all over his whole life.
11:32Ding-dong, fling-flong, huh?
11:34Yeah.
11:38Yeah.
11:38I'm a poet.
11:40Yeah.
11:40Yeah, I can...
11:43I can do that. Yeah, I can do that.
11:45Right.
11:47Okay.
11:48Okay.
11:49Thanks. Thanks, Elise.
11:51You got it. I need time.
11:53And hey, don't worry.
11:56If, you know, God forbid, and I know we don't even want to think about it,
11:59but just know I've got Trevor, okay?
12:03Yeah.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Okay.
12:15Mommy must still be sleeping.
12:18We'll try again later, okay?
12:20Try again later?
12:23I'm hooking.
12:24Hook, hook, hook, hook.
12:26You're hooking? Well, you know what I'm doing?
12:28I'm doing laundry in the bathtub.
12:30But why?
12:32Because the machine broke down, and the repair guy can't come, and even if he could come, he couldn't come
12:40in here because we can't have anybody inside the house right now.
12:46But why?
12:47Mom.
12:52Because of the great curse.
12:54What's the great curse?
12:58Um...
12:59A curse is like a magical spell, but a bully kind.
13:03Oh.
13:04Like James from school?
13:06No, no, it's not a person.
13:08A curse is invisible.
13:13Why is it here?
13:15Legend says the curse came in with the wind, and delivers bad juju to anyone who goes outside right now.
13:21Juju?
13:23Bad feelings.
13:25Oh, like the stuff we touched turned bad?
13:28I think that's right, yeah. That's the legend. But if everyone stays inside soon, the curse will disappear.
13:36But it's already invisible.
13:38Right. It'll go back to where it came from.
13:42Where is that?
13:43The land of the unknown.
13:51Is that by Santa?
13:53Even further.
13:55Under the ocean?
13:57Further.
13:59In space?
14:01Actually, the location is an ancient mystery.
14:06I like the inside.
14:07I like the inside.
14:09Hmm.
14:11Stop.
14:49Water all over again.
14:50This thing will happen.
14:51I'm burning like me until now.
14:51You're burning.
14:54Iます a beautiful magic symbol.
14:54I wish I just turned around and lugar in I find myonas.
14:56I feel burning?
14:57You're burning?
15:00ארodo is burning?
15:01You're burning?
15:01I ate even?
15:02I?
15:04Was I burning Day screen now?
15:06What aboutassung?
15:06Are you burning or thealoid field?
15:07I find the
15:17I'm a McDonald's!
15:23Hey, hey, hey, hey.
15:26I'm a McDonald's!
15:31It's okay.
15:33It's okay.
15:34It's okay.
15:35It's okay.
15:35It's okay.
15:36Mommy!
15:38Here, let's call her, okay?
15:39Let's call Mommy.
15:40Come here.
15:41Okay.
15:53Mommy, the curse took you.
15:56What, my love?
15:57The curse took you.
15:59No, no, no, no.
16:01Baby, it's okay.
16:02You just had a scary dream.
16:06I'm right here.
16:07No, Mama.
16:09It was real.
16:10Daddy told me all about it.
16:12Oh, silly Daddy.
16:15You don't believe in the curse?
16:18Uh, that's right.
16:20I forgot.
16:22There's milkers.
16:25But still bullies?
16:28Yeah.
16:30But all they want is love.
16:33Mama, would you sleep with me?
16:35Of course.
16:37How about I sing you the small song?
16:40Yeah?
16:41Mm-hmm.
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:46Mm-hmm.
16:47Mm-hmm.
16:51Mm-hmm.
16:57Mm-hmm.
16:59Mm-hmm.
16:59I made a small, small song.
17:06Mm-hmm.
17:09I sang it all night long.
17:14All through the wind and rain.
17:19Until the morning.
17:28Mm-hmm.
17:34Mm-hmm.
17:38Curse, huh?
17:40Yeah.
17:40What was that about?
17:42Oh, that's just me, you know?
17:47Trying to make the world a little easier for him to understand.
17:50Maybe don't do that again.
17:52I may have, uh, taken some advice from Lisa.
17:57Greg, your sister is an adult woman who collects shot glasses.
18:11I'm losing it.
18:14I'm losing it.
18:15I'm...
18:16I...
18:17I need you.
18:22And you have to get better.
18:24Ugh.
18:25I am trying.
18:29Until then, stick with your own impulses.
18:34I've always found them to be pretty spot on.
18:41Um...
18:42Also, I, uh, I, uh, agreed to have Lisa be Trevor's guardian if, uh...
18:48Oh, shit.
18:49God forbid so.
18:50When you get better, you're gonna have to call her and, and figure that one out.
18:56It feels like you're a department.
18:59Oh, great.
19:01Something to look forward to.
19:08Take me back to Trevor's bed?
19:12I made a small, small song, mm-mm-mm-mm.
19:21I made a small, small song, mm-mm-mm-mm.
19:29I sang it all night long, all through the wind and rain, until the morning came, mm-mm-mm-mm.
19:48This song is my small, small song, mm-mm-mm-mm.
19:57This song is my small, small song, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
20:05I sang it all night long, and when the morning came, I had to start all over again.
20:24My song is so, so, small, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
20:33My song is so, so, small, mm-mm-mm-mm.
20:41If I was right, I would be wrong.
20:47Don't be afraid, it's just a small song.
20:53Mm-mm-mm-mm.
20:56Mm-mm-mm-mm.
21:25Yeah.
21:46Sorry.
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