00:24You
00:35Okay, I'm just I've been folding this very nicely and stacking it up and
00:51Hey
00:56Are we playing with the socks are we folding them
01:00I thought
01:01No, these are the leaf people
01:05The leaf people, huh?
01:06Mm-hmm
01:09Okay, um
01:10Can you tell me about the leaf people?
01:16Yeah, there's teeny tiny people who live in the trees
01:20Oh like fairies
01:21They are not fairies
01:24Oh, sorry about that
01:26Can the leaf people help us fold?
01:27They don't have hands, they're leaves
01:30Duh
01:31Ah, the people part confused me
01:33They only fly and go poopy
01:35No poopy talk
01:35But that's how they fly
01:43You okay, babe?
01:44Yeah
01:46Mommy, I'm helping Teddy
01:49Can you help me out?
01:50I see that
01:54Did you have any soup?
02:00I can't do it
02:02You can come get it
02:03I'll get it
02:05Hey, come here
02:05Hey, you can't go in now
02:07I'm here
02:08You can't right now, okay?
02:22You okay no no no no no no no no him
02:26Listen
02:27Me a favor
02:28can you tell mommy can you keep her company while I go get the tray?
02:31No
02:33Huh?
02:33I don't want him.
02:38Just sit there, okay?
02:39Please be good.
02:42Dad, not my friend!
02:46No.
02:47We love Daddy.
02:50You look like a witch from the book.
02:52The good witch?
02:54No, the witch that goes in the oven.
02:56Do you know?
02:57Do you have a glove on your hand?
03:01Thanks, babe.
03:04Mommy, let's watch the show.
03:08Not now, Beetlepug.
03:11Do you know infinity never ends?
03:14Yeah.
03:17How did that work?
03:20It just keeps going.
03:24Now I know my five senses.
03:26Tasting, feeling, the ear one.
03:29Dad, I don't know how to do it.
03:31Here's a blanket, see?
03:34And, uh...
03:35What's the, uh, what's the nose one?
03:37The smelly.
03:39Smelly, that's right.
03:44You sit back here.
03:45I can't put on these.
03:47Yeah.
03:47Do me a favor, okay?
03:50I'm gonna, um, I'm gonna talk to Mommy for a minute.
03:52Okay?
03:53And you gotta keep folding.
03:56I can't put on these?
03:57Yeah, sure.
03:59Yeah, give me a mask, too.
04:01Please?
04:01Okay.
04:06You okay?
04:09Hey, listen now.
04:11I love you.
04:13I love you.
04:14But you look really, really bad right now.
04:18I heard.
04:22Witchy.
04:31You aren't eating.
04:33Are you drinking, at least?
04:41Okay, listen.
04:42I think, I think it's time.
04:43It's time that we went to the hospital.
04:45I know we thought you were on the upswing, but now I'm looking at you, and this, it seems
04:49like this is getting worse.
04:53Go on.
04:54What if you need an IV?
04:55I can't give you an IV.
04:58You know, you should be where there are medical people, and there's a whole bunch of beeping
05:04machines that are going to warn us if something is wrong, because what if something, what if
05:09something is really wrong?
05:17I don't want to die alone in a hospital.
05:19I don't want you to die in that bedroom.
05:25Look, I want to be here.
05:27Okay?
05:29I want the sounds of home, not my shades.
05:36Oh, God.
05:39Look, I have to sleep now, okay?
05:54What are those?
05:55Galaxy balls.
05:57Where did you get them?
05:58By Mommy's soup.
06:00I'm shooting them into infinity.
06:03Drop those, and come over here and wash your hands.
06:06No, why?
06:08Remember, Mommy is very sick.
06:11Let's bring her ice cream.
06:16No, Mommy is off limits.
06:20We can't touch her or her crackers or anything else that she's touched.
06:24She has sick germs.
06:26Can I see the germs?
06:28No, they're inside her, but don't worry, because the antibodies are fighting them away.
06:35Like Auntie Lisa.
06:37Uh-huh.
06:37Yeah.
06:41What should we have for lunch?
06:42Ice cream!
06:44Ice cream!
06:58Hey, hope you're hanging in there.
06:59Kid, crazy times.
07:01I can't believe they still got us locked up like this.
07:03I mean, it's unconstitutional, if you ask me.
07:06Hi, honey, it's Mom.
07:08I just wanted to make sure you saw the thing I said about vitamin C.
07:11Anne-Marie should be doubling up on that.
07:13It's not on.
07:14I'm leaving a message.
07:15Oh, I do not.
07:15What's the deal?
07:16You want me to call Bill Motley for you?
07:18You know, I don't like asking people for favors and owing people anything.
07:22Oh, tell him if he needs a lawyer.
07:23I can probably help.
07:24Says I used to be a paralegal.
07:26They were a secretary at a law firm for five seconds in the 70s.
07:29Anyway, call us back.
07:31We'll see what we can do.
07:32Oh, and check your email.
07:33I sent you a coupon for a virtual tour of the zoo.
07:36I guess they've been struggling.
07:38Those poor animals.
07:39They must really miss all the visitors.
07:41Bye.
07:48Hey, Mabel.
07:50Oh, shit.
07:51Sorry.
07:52I thought it was going to be Trevor.
07:54No, he's napping.
07:57What's with the look?
07:58Oh, my virtual dance class was 80s themed today, so I worked my shit out to the Go-Go's.
08:06The Go-Go's.
08:08I went, went.
08:11Oh, Jesus.
08:12Did you see Mom's latest email about the importance of a plant-based diet?
08:17God, fuck us.
08:18If they become vegans, they're going to outlive us both.
08:21Shit.
08:22Sorry.
08:24Sorry.
08:26How's, um, how's Amy right?
08:28Uh, she's really fucking bad.
08:31Oh, my bad dad.
08:32Oh, no.
08:33My bad dad.
08:35And, um, I, I can't, I can't do anything to, to, to make it better.
08:46And, you know, we, we picked Mom and Dad to take Trevor if, God forbid, you know, Mom and Dad.
09:01But we never made that formal, you know, we never made anything like that formal, and I'm the contracts guy,
09:08Lisa.
09:08Uh, and contracts are my department.
09:14I, uh, I feel like I'm failing all over the place.
09:20Everyone is right now.
09:23Daddy!
09:24Hey, hey, buddy.
09:26Come over here and say, say hi to Auntie Lisa.
09:29Hi.
09:30Oh, hello, Franklin.
09:32I'm not Franklin.
09:33I'm Trevor.
09:34Okay, well, you really look like a Franklin, so.
09:38Is Mommy better?
09:41Um, not, not yet, buddy.
09:44Not yet.
09:44She's still really sick.
09:46Can I give her a hug?
09:47Oh, you know, she would love that.
09:49But, you know, it's not safe to, to be around Mommy right now.
09:54Not safe.
09:54I know, it's not safe.
09:58But, why don't you go grab some cereal, huh?
10:01The sugary kind?
10:02Yeah, the sugary kind, go.
10:08Hey, Greg, you can't tell a kid it's not safe to be around his mom.
10:13What am I supposed to say?
10:14She's ten feet away, she's coughing her lungs out, and all he wants to do is, is to be with
10:20her.
10:20He doesn't want to be with me, he wants to be with her.
10:22I had to put up the baby gate just to keep him from getting in.
10:26Okay, that's a lot, but you know his little mind can't process hearing that his mom is very sick and
10:32unsafe?
10:33I mean, Jesus, are you going to tell him about the Holocaust next?
10:36Feelings are Anne-Marie's department.
10:39And I've been keeping us all watered, I've been keeping us all fed, I've been trying to read to Trevor
10:44for 15 minutes every day, but I'm going to tell you, 15 minutes have not felt so long since we
10:49ate those weed cookies at the lake, and you thought it would be funny to hide from me.
10:55Okay, I am still very sorry about that, but you've got to do some damage control or he's going to
11:01end up afraid of his own shadow soon.
11:04Okay, I won't, I won't say sick.
11:08Okay, no, even more than that, you've got to ding-dong, fling-flong, this whole narrative, all right?
11:14Turn everything that's happening into a game or a fairy tale or, like, the plot of a Pixar movie.
11:21Make up a story to distract him from what's going on while also making him feel safe.
11:27Like, pour some sugar cereal all over his whole life.
11:32Ding-dong, fling-flong, huh?
11:34Yeah.
11:38Yeah.
11:38I'm a poet.
11:40Yeah, I can, I can do that, yeah, I can do that.
11:45Right.
11:47Okay.
11:48Okay.
11:49Thank, thanks, thanks, Elise.
11:51You got it.
11:52Anytime.
11:53And, hey, don't worry.
11:56You know, God forbid, and I know we don't even want to think about it, but just know, I've got
12:01Trevor, okay?
12:03Yeah.
12:04Yeah.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Okay.
12:15Mommy must still be sleeping.
12:18We'll try again later, okay?
12:20Try again later?
12:22Yeah, we'll try again.
12:23Hooking.
12:25Hook, hook, hook.
12:26You're hooking?
12:27Well, you know what I'm doing?
12:28I'm doing laundry in the bathtub.
12:30But why?
12:32Because the machine broke down.
12:36And the repair guy can't come.
12:38And even if he could come, he couldn't come in here
12:40because we can't have anybody inside the house right now.
12:46But why?
12:52Because of the great curse.
12:55What's the great curse?
12:57Um, a curse is like a magical spell, but a bully kind.
13:03Oh.
13:04Like James from school?
13:06No, no.
13:06It's not a person.
13:08A curse is invisible.
13:12Why is it here?
13:14Legend says the curse came in with the wind
13:17and delivers bad juju to anyone who goes outside right now.
13:21Juju?
13:23Bad feelings.
13:25Oh, like the stuff we touched turns bad?
13:28I think that's right, yeah.
13:30That's the legend.
13:31But if everyone stays inside soon, the curse will disappear.
13:36But it's already invisible.
13:37Right.
13:38It'll go back to where it came from.
13:42Where is that?
13:43The land of the unknown.
13:51Is that by Santa?
13:53Even further.
13:55Under the ocean?
13:57Further.
13:59In space?
14:01Actually, the location is an ancient mystery.
14:06I like the inside.
14:11Stop.
14:31To be of trouble.
14:48I think the nickname.
14:50Typing to the most em Ī ėÆø AAV6
15:23Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
15:25Oh, the curse got her.
15:31It's OK.
15:32It's OK.
15:34It's OK.
15:35It's OK.
15:35It's OK.
15:36It's OK.
15:38Let's call her, OK?
15:39Let's call Mommy.
15:41Come here.
15:53Mommy, the curse took you.
15:56What, my love?
15:57The curse took you.
15:59No, no, no, no.
16:01Baby, it's OK.
16:02You just...
16:03You just had a scary dream.
16:06I'm right here.
16:07No, Mama.
16:09It's real.
16:10Daddy told me all about it.
16:12Oh, silly Daddy.
16:15You don't believe in the curse.
16:18Uh, that's right.
16:20I forgot.
16:22There's no curse.
16:25But still, boys?
16:28Yeah.
16:30But all they want is love.
16:33Mama, would you sleep with me?
16:35Of course.
16:37How about I sing you the small song?
16:40Yeah.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Mm-hmm.
16:47I made a small, small song.
16:54Mm-hmm.
16:56Mm-hmm.
16:57Mm-hmm.
16:59Mm-hmm.
16:59I made a small, small song.
17:06Mm-hmm.
17:08Mm-hmm.
17:09I sang it all night long.
17:14All through the wind and rain.
17:21Until the morning.
17:28Mm-hmm.
17:37Curse, huh?
17:39Yeah.
17:40What was that about?
17:44That's just me, you know?
17:47Trying to make the world a little easier for him to understand.
17:50Maybe don't do that again.
17:52I may have, uh, taken some advice from Lisa.
17:57Greg, your sister is an adult woman who collects shot glasses.
18:11I'm losing it.
18:14I'm losing it.
18:15I'm...
18:16I...
18:17I need you.
18:22And you have to get better.
18:24Ugh.
18:25I am trying.
18:29Until then, stick with your own impulses.
18:34I've always found them to be pretty spot on.
18:41Um...
18:41Also, I, uh, I, uh, agreed to have Lisa be Trevor's guardian if, uh...
18:48Oh, shit.
18:49God forbid so.
18:50When you get better, you're gonna have to call her and, and figure that one out.
18:56It feels like you're a department.
18:59Oh, great.
19:01Something to look forward to.
19:08Take me back to Trevor's bed?
19:12I made a small, small song, mm-mm-mm.
19:21I made a small, small song, mm-mm-mm.
19:29I sang it all night long, all through the wind and rain, until the morning came, mm-mm-mm.
19:48This song is my small song, mm-mm-mm-mm.
20:04I sang it all night long, and when the morning came, I had to start all over again.
20:23My song is so, so small, mm-mm-mm.
20:33My song is so, so small, mm-mm-mm.
20:41If I was right, I would be wrong.
20:47Don't be afraid, it's just a small song.
20:53Mm-mm-mm.
21:32You
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