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00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:04Tonight, Goldie Ha, from Deli Boys, Asif Ali and Sagar Sheik,
00:10plus music from Duran Duran, featuring Nile Rodgers,
00:14with The Cletones!
00:17And now, Jimmy Kimmel!
00:33Very nice, Dr. Jimmy.
00:35I'm the host of the show.
00:37Thank you for joining us here at our home at Hollywood.
00:42We are very pleased to welcome you,
00:46especially those visiting us from outside the United States.
00:50You are in royal company.
00:52The royals are here in the U.S.
00:54King Charles and Queen Camilla spent the day in New York today
00:58shooting rats.
01:00Um...
01:01Last night, they were honored, the king and queen,
01:03with a lavish state dinner at the White House.
01:05About 100 guests enjoyed a garden vegetable velouté,
01:09handcrafted spring-herbed ravioli,
01:12a Doversole Meuniere bathed in a nutty brown butter,
01:15spring ramps, snow peas, a potato pave,
01:18and a deep-fried Twinkie for dessert with Jell-O on it.
01:23Wanted to get some American stuff in there.
01:26So, King Charles is here to try to mend the fractured relationship
01:31between the United States and everyone, really.
01:33Everyone in the world has a...
01:35We are about as popular as scabies right now.
01:38Our special relationship with England is on the rocks,
01:42but that wasn't the only special relationship on display
01:45last night.
01:46Our first couple, Donald and Melania,
01:48who lately have seemed closer than ever,
01:49and I like to think I played a part in that.
01:53And I like to go...
01:56Watch them here and...
01:59Watch their hands, if you will,
02:01as they enter with the king and queen,
02:03because the hands say so much.
02:07Melania's wearing gloves.
02:09There's the king and the queen.
02:11And...
02:13Here we go.
02:19Yeah...
02:20Maybe...
02:21Anybody else coming?
02:26Hello?
02:29A little tap.
02:35And...
02:37All right.
02:38Okay.
02:39Uh...
02:40Yeah.
02:40There you go.
02:41You know what?
02:42Considering the week I've had with the first couple,
02:44I'm just gonna say that is a completely normal way
02:46to interact for two people who are very much in love.
02:56Maybe that's why his hands are all bruised from Melania
02:59swatting them away.
03:01This is a big night for Trump.
03:03He absolutely loves being alongside the royals,
03:07and the idea that they have to kiss his ass
03:09is as bigly as it gets for him.
03:12The king...
03:12He laid it on thick.
03:14He came bearing exactly the kind of gift Trump loves to get.
03:18A big gold thing with his name on it.
03:20Speaking of submarine alliances,
03:23there was one particular AUKUS predecessor.
03:26Her name?
03:28HMS Trump.
03:31So tonight, Mr. President,
03:33I am delighted to present to you, as a personal gift,
03:40the original bell,
03:41which hung on the conning tower of your valiant namesake,
03:46may it stand as a testimony
03:51to our nation's shared history and shining future.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Unfortunately, the only bell Trump likes is the taco one.
03:59So...
04:00But that's smart.
04:02You give him an olden bell from the Trump submarine.
04:07What if he starts wearing it?
04:09Jingling his way around the white?
04:10Could be a game-changer for Melania at night.
04:13You know?
04:14The king told the president to cherish the bell
04:17and ring it whence you run low on tomato ketchup.
04:20And then it was time for his majesty to offer his prepared remarks.
04:25He weaved in some commentary about the royal mess he's made in Iran.
04:29We're doing a little Middle East work right now, too, if you might know.
04:32And we're doing very well.
04:34We have militarily defeated that particular opponent.
04:38And we're never going to let that opponent ever...
04:42Charles agrees with me even more than I do.
04:45We're never going to let that opponent have a nuclear weapon.
04:48Wait.
04:48Wait a minute.
04:49How does someone agree with you more than you agree with yourself?
04:54It's...
04:54Charles agrees with me 400,
04:56some are saying 500, even 600%.
05:00And I thought it was very interesting.
05:02I don't know if you caught it.
05:04And he now keeps saying we've militarily defeated Iran.
05:08It's the war version of conscious uncoupling.
05:11We are now on day 60 of this war.
05:14The White House the other day issued a statement saying
05:16the United States will not negotiate through the press.
05:19And last night I made a joke about that.
05:20I said, right, we exclusively negotiate through truth social posts
05:25from the president's toilet in the middle of the night.
05:27And then, sure enough, a few hours later, early this morning,
05:30he posted this.
05:32Iran can't get their act together.
05:34They don't know how to sign a non-nuclear deal.
05:36They better get smart soon.
05:38No more Mr. Nice Guy.
05:40He posted this at 4.05 a.m.
05:43So much for toning down the rhetoric, I guess.
05:46Can we maybe get him one of those bricks
05:48that locks him out of his phone between the hours of midnight and 6?
05:52Maybe one of those yonder pouches they have at concerts?
05:57Because, I mean, how are the Iranians supposed to react to that?
06:04Is it supposed to scare them?
06:06Wait, where am I?
06:06Is this supposed to scare them?
06:09Best case scenario, they go, you know what?
06:11The old man's lost his marbles.
06:13He can't sleep.
06:14He's cosplaying as fat John Wick.
06:19I think we need to call his kids to make sure he's OK.
06:22Does he really think that this image will strike fear
06:25into the beards of those hardcore religious zealots running around?
06:29After two months of being bombed, they're going to open their laptops,
06:32they're going to look and they're going to go,
06:33oh, Mushtaba, get in here. This time he means business.
06:38He looks like Rambo and Dumbo at the same time.
06:42But I do want to commend him.
06:44What happened at the Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday was very scary,
06:47and he waited three whole days before posting a picture of himself
06:51holding an assault rifle, showing a lot of restraint.
06:54And when he's not posting crazy stuff in the middle of the night,
06:57the president is busy putting his name on things.
06:59A few weeks ago, we learned he's planning to put his signature on money,
07:02and now the State Department is reported to be finalizing plans
07:06to put Trump's beautiful face on U.S. passports.
07:10This is the mock-up for what they call a limited-edition passport
07:15to honor America's 250th birthday.
07:17There's a photo of Trump on the inside.
07:21The back side is a portrait of the founding fathers complaining about it.
07:24And what an expression. Go into that if you can.
07:28This is the look he has on his face when his secretary tells him,
07:30I have Eric on line one.
07:35Imagine the warm welcome you will get when you hand this
07:39to a foreign customs agent.
07:42And read the fine print there.
07:43It says, uh, not for use in whole countries.
07:47I'm not exactly sure when this offer for this passport will go into effect,
07:51but if you need to renew your passport, do it tomorrow morning.
07:56Because it lasts for ten years.
07:58The next time you'll need to renew it is 2036,
08:00and there's only, like, a 50% chance he'll still be president by then.
08:04At the White House today, the president welcomed the astronauts from Artemis II.
08:08This was a chance for the administration to celebrate their historic achievement
08:12of reaching the far side of the moon,
08:13and for the president to take credit for them reaching the far side of the moon.
08:17Trump had a lot of positive things to say about this trip to the moon,
08:21which is funny because during his first term as president,
08:24he said for all the money we're spending,
08:26NASA should not be talking about going to the moon,
08:29and now he sent them to the moon.
08:30And he was very gracious in receiving both the astronauts
08:34and NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman.
08:37Are you considering relocating NASA's headquarters out of D.C.
08:41once the lease is up to states like Texas, Ohio, and Florida?
08:44Well, the best man to tell you that is the man standing right over here.
08:48You heard that question? With those beautiful ears of yours?
08:50Yes.
08:51He's got great hearing in him. Super...
08:53He's got super...
08:54He's got super...
08:58This guy's probably a genius, and he's making...
09:01Let me tell you what that was, because I know exactly how his brain works.
09:04I've studied him like Jane Goodall in The Chimpanzees, okay?
09:09Trump spent the whole day and night with King Charles yesterday
09:14looking at his ears,
09:16and he couldn't say anything because he's the king.
09:18So then this poor guy sashays in, and he gets Mickey Mouse
09:23right in front of everybody.
09:25And then we have this absolutely pigeon-brained vendetta
09:29against former FBI Director Jim Comey,
09:31who they indicted on bogus charges once in September.
09:36Those got thrown out of court, and so now they're going after him again.
09:39This might be the most egregious move they've made yet.
09:42Jim Comey, first of all, is a lifelong Republican.
09:45He was FBI Director under Obama and Trump.
09:49He oversaw the investigation into Russia collusion palooza,
09:53which Donald did not like.
09:54So yesterday, the Justice Department came up with a new indictment
09:57against Comey, claiming he posted a death threat
09:59against the President on Instagram last year.
10:02Now, if you've not seen it, this was the death threat.
10:06It is a photo of seashells and some rocks on the beach,
10:11arranged to read 86-47.
10:14And that could land Jim Comey in prison for 10 years.
10:18Now, 86 is a restaurant term for when you cancel an order,
10:21and Trump is the 47th president.
10:24But Trump took this conveniently in a very different way.
10:28And the rumor is that part of the reason Pam Bondi got the ax
10:31is because even she didn't think this was worth pursuing.
10:34But Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche
10:36is very eager to get the job permanently,
10:38and so now he has to go out there
10:40and defend this with a straight face.
10:42Jack Paskovic posted on X,
10:4486-46.
10:46He did not take it down.
10:47He did not apologize.
10:49Mr. Comey has done both of those things.
10:51Will the Justice Department pursue that case?
10:53Because they sound very similar.
10:55That's just completely not true.
10:57That's not how a grand jury does its work.
11:00They don't just look at a single image
11:01and then say, okay, yes, we'll indict,
11:04or okay, no, we won't indict.
11:05They do an investigation.
11:07So the answer is no.
11:09They do an investigation.
11:11They leave no seashell unturned.
11:14Of course it's serious
11:15when you threaten the president of the United States,
11:17and anybody that tries to put forward some narrative
11:19that this is just about seashells
11:22or something to the contrary
11:23is missing the point.
11:25The point is,
11:26Trump's got his hand up my ass like a sock puppet.
11:29Do you think...
11:30I mean...
11:33I wonder...
11:35I probably should have looked this up,
11:36but do you think a U.S. Attorney General
11:38has ever said the words,
11:39this isn't just about seashells before?
11:42So today Trump was asked to explain this silliness,
11:45which gave him a chance to play his favorite part,
11:48innocent victim.
11:49Do you really think that he was endangering your life
11:51or threatening your life with that?
11:52Well, if anybody knows anything about crime,
11:57they know 86.
11:58You know what 86...
11:59It's a mob term for kill him.
12:02You know?
12:02You ever see the movies?
12:0486 him.
12:05The mobster says to one of his wonderful associates,
12:0886 him.
12:09That means kill him.
12:11It's...
12:12I think of it as a mob term.
12:13I don't know.
12:14People think of it as something having to do with disappearing,
12:17but the mob uses that term to say when they want to kill somebody,
12:21they say,
12:2386, the son of a gun.
12:26That's right.
12:26I think we all remember that famous quote from The Godfather
12:29when Don Corleone said,
12:3186, the son of a gun,
12:34and do it with seashells.
12:38Poor James Comey.
12:39This guy.
12:41He has to hire a lawyer.
12:43He has to defend himself.
12:45And if he loses, he might go to prison because Donald Trump watched Goodfellas on TBS this weekend.
12:49When is enough enough already?
12:52Even Republicans are starting to speak out about these vendettas,
12:56coming after talk shows, Instagram posts.
12:59This is not the behavior of a well man.
13:01But the good news is help is a Trump Rx prescription away.
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14:10We have a big show tonight.
14:12The Deli Boys are here.
14:13We have music from Duran Duran with Niall Rogers,
14:17and we'll be right back with Goldie Hawn.
14:26Hi there. Welcome back to the show tonight.
14:28They are the funniest convenience store workers on television.
14:31Their show is called Deli Boys.
14:33Asif Ali and Sagar Shaikh are with us.
14:36And then later, they have been in our lives and ears
14:40for more than four decades.
14:41This is their latest song,
14:42Free to Love, Duran Duran with Niall Rogers.
14:46You can see Duran Duran headlining the Beach Life Festival
14:50in Redondo Beach this weekend here,
14:52and also at Hyde Park in London on July 5th.
14:56Tomorrow night, our guests will be Meryl Streep
14:59and from The Daily Show, Desi Lydic.
15:01So please join us for that.
15:02Our first guest tonight is an Oscar-winning movie star,
15:05a world-class giggler, and best-selling author, too.
15:09This is her first book for kids,
15:11The After School Kindness Crew.
15:12It comes out May 5th.
15:14Please say hello to Goldie Hawn.
15:36Welcome.
15:36Welcome.
15:37Welcome.
15:40How are you?
15:41How are you?
15:44Everyone loves you, right?
15:46There's nobody that doesn't like you.
15:47Is there anybody that doesn't like you?
15:49I don't know.
15:50I don't think so.
15:51I've never heard anyone say anything bad about you.
15:54Well, I don't want them to.
15:57Yeah.
15:57So maybe that's why.
15:58I don't want people to, but they're doing it all the time.
16:03How's everything?
16:04Everything is great.
16:05Can I tell us about a personal interaction that we had
16:08that I thought was very interesting?
16:10Yeah, I'd love that.
16:11So I think I had just hosted the Oscars,
16:14and you and I were talking about when you won the Oscar
16:16in your first movie, which is crazy to start with.
16:19Crazy, crazy.
16:20And I was asking you about cactus flower.
16:24Yeah.
16:251970.
16:26And I was asking you about your experience, about when you won.
16:30And you said, well, I wasn't there.
16:32I wasn't at the ceremony.
16:34No.
16:35And then I asked you if you said you were in London?
16:39Well, I was making up my second picture with Peter Sellers.
16:41Uh-huh.
16:42And I just forgot they were on television.
16:44You forgot the Oscars were on.
16:46I forgot the Oscars were on.
16:47There's a big time difference, obviously, in London.
16:49No, but I was sleeping, and I got a phone call.
16:51And they said, and I didn't know it was like a publicity person,
16:55I guess, but they said, you won.
16:57And I went, I won what?
16:59I mean, I had no idea.
17:00And I won the Academy Award.
17:03Yeah.
17:03You won the Academy Award.
17:08And then I asked you who accepted it on your behalf.
17:13Right.
17:13And it was Raquel Welch?
17:15Raquel Welch was the answer.
17:17I didn't know.
17:17No.
17:17But you had, you had, you told me you had never seen it.
17:20You did not know you never watched it.
17:22No, I didn't.
17:23And so then I found it and sent it to you.
17:26And you watched it, right?
17:28I, and cried.
17:29You cried.
17:29Okay, good, good.
17:31I'm glad I made an impact.
17:32You did.
17:32You made an impact in me.
17:34Yeah, yeah.
17:34But it was really, he was my idol.
17:37And I didn't know why.
17:39Well, Fred Astaire was the presenter, right?
17:41Exactly.
17:41Yeah, right.
17:42So he was the one, sorry, that said my name.
17:46And, and he was my total idol.
17:48And when I got the telegram, because then I got telegram back then, is that he, he, he,
17:56he congratulated me.
17:57And I thought, gosh, Fred Astaire congratulated me?
18:01I had no idea that he actually said my name when he opened the envelope.
18:06It was him.
18:07That's pretty crazy, right?
18:09And you, you shared that with me.
18:11I'll never forget that.
18:12Yeah.
18:13Well, I, you know.
18:13No idea.
18:14I mean, you know you've done a lot in your life when you never think to go on YouTube
18:18and Google your own Academy Award.
18:21I did not.
18:23And that's, I think, a good sign.
18:26Your daughter, Kate Hudson, was nominated for an Oscar, as you know, earlier this year.
18:34And you were her date to the Oscars.
18:36I know.
18:37She asked me to be her date.
18:38Isn't that so cool?
18:38That had to be very exciting.
18:40So I was really honored.
18:41Of course I'll be your date.
18:42Yeah.
18:42I mean, it was like a big deal.
18:43That's gotta be much better than being nominated yourself, right?
18:47Well, it, it, oh, it's completely different.
18:49Yeah.
18:49I mean, there's, there's no, I can't, I can't talk about it without crying.
18:53I mean, if it was me, I wouldn't be crying, you know.
18:56Right.
18:56But with my daughter, of course, it's like, and she's so brilliantly talented.
19:00Yes.
19:01And very sweet.
19:02And sweet and a good person and, you know, all of the, all of the above.
19:06But it was one of those nights that we kind of knew she wasn't gonna win.
19:10And we said, Mom, and I said, yes, no matter what, we're just gonna have a great time tonight.
19:15And that's what we did.
19:16We all went.
19:17The family was there.
19:18Of course, you know, we go everywhere together.
19:20You guys do.
19:21I do.
19:22I think your family's been on this show more than any other family.
19:25I'm not sure if there are any families that have been on, besides mine.
19:30You're a daughter, Kate, Oliver, Wyatt, your daughter-in-law has been here, Meredith.
19:36I know.
19:36And, of course, your long-term roommate slash lover, Kurt Russell.
19:40Exactly.
19:41Exactly.
19:43And what I've noticed, because we almost always talk about your family, is it seems like you
19:49guys are having a lot of fun.
19:50Well, first of all, we miss someone, and that's Boston.
19:54Now, I would say Boston is Kurt's firstborn.
19:56He was one of the great gifts that Kurt brought me in my life.
20:00And a Boston Russell.
20:01And he's a psychotherapist.
20:03He's a psychotherapist.
20:04So, on top of everything, I got also someone who does and interested in the things that I
20:10am.
20:11It's what this part of my life is all about.
20:12Yeah, you are.
20:13I know you are, Varian.
20:14I know that's why you wrote that book.
20:16Exactly.
20:16And why we're here and so forth.
20:18But, you know, it's a great, we laugh.
20:20We, I remember when the kids were little, and we would go on vacation together.
20:25And they said, can we not invite anybody else but just our family?
20:28Oh.
20:29Wow.
20:29And it meant so much, you know.
20:31It's like, we just, and, and, and.
20:33My kids go, just our family?
20:38Aren't there going to be any kids there?
20:40But, but, but, but there's another part of it is, is that Kurt is really a kid.
20:44And I don't think I've fully grown up.
20:46You know, so I think that our children actually, well, we model for them, right?
20:51So that's what we did.
20:52You, um, one thing that a lot of the members of your family seem to have in common is that
21:00you've had of sightings of unidentified flying objects.
21:05It's really, no, no.
21:06Yes?
21:06Yeah.
21:06Kurt has.
21:08Yeah.
21:08You have.
21:09Yeah.
21:09What was your experience?
21:11I was, um, in West Covina, dancing.
21:16I was a dancer then.
21:18I was about 18-ish, 19 maybe.
21:21And I literally was dancing in, in, in Anaheim.
21:25I thought that was Hollywood, but I wasn't.
21:27Um, but, and then I was living there in a, in a little apartment.
21:31And I went outside and I literally sat there and I don't know where this came from.
21:36I don't know, except I'm always looking for things that I can't see to understand what's
21:40going on in the world.
21:41I looked up in the sky and I said, I know you're up there and I know we're not alone
21:48and I want to meet you one day.
21:52And that was that.
21:54And about three months later, I was now dancing in West Covina in the theater in the round.
22:00And I got really sleepy.
22:02Like, I don't know why.
22:03I wasn't out all night.
22:05I was just like, somebody gave me a shot of like Valium.
22:08And I said, could I go sleep in the back of your car?
22:10And I said this to one of my dancer friends, name is Todd.
22:12I lay down in the car.
22:14I don't remember anything after that.
22:15And I heard a high pitched sound in my, in my ear, but it was so high frequency.
22:21And I was lying in the back of the car.
22:24I remember looking at my hand and my body and I couldn't move anything.
22:27I was completely paralyzed.
22:28And I looked out the window.
22:30Two people, short, whatever, looking at me with triangular shaped sort of heads, all
22:37sort of silver color or whatever.
22:39But they were droning and the, the window was down because it was hot.
22:44And I heard the droning.
22:47They were droning like making a noise?
22:48There was sound out of coming out of them.
22:50They were, it was communication through sound, not through words.
22:54And, and, and they were pointing at me.
22:58So the next part of this story is many years later, I didn't know what happened to this
23:03day.
23:03Was I, was it a dream?
23:05Was that really happening?
23:06But then all of a sudden I just said, I got to get out of here, whatever.
23:09I got to get out of here.
23:09Boom.
23:10I came to this, like felt like a force field.
23:12And, and I was just asking people, wonder what that was.
23:16I wonder if I really saw anything.
23:17In the 1980s, mid eighties, there was a book that came out that was writing about all these
23:22different sightings that different people have seen.
23:24Right.
23:25And I thought, okay, I'll look.
23:26It's like master terrestrial or, you know, whatever name the book was.
23:29And I read it.
23:30And when I read into it, I read that these people that were abducted, they, they, they
23:35all were paralyzed.
23:37And they all had a high pitch sound in their ear, this high pitch frequency, but they were
23:42paralyzed.
23:43That's when I put the book down.
23:45I, I said, you know, this is, this really did happen to me.
23:49So now the other thing is this, and I want to share this with you because I've shared it
23:52one other time.
23:54But so a very, very famous man, he's an astrophysicist.
23:58He's one of the fathers of the internet.
23:59He wrote a lot of the algorithms.
24:02I met him.
24:03Turns out he's had been studying UFOs for many years, working with the government.
24:08And he came to my house.
24:10He said, came to my house.
24:11He said, I'm spending the night.
24:12He was also coming down to San Diego.
24:14This is getting shaky.
24:15No, I know, I know, I know, I know.
24:17But it's not going there.
24:18Okay.
24:19I said, I told him everything I remember.
24:21It's a long time to remember this stuff.
24:23And I remember, he asked me, what were their mouths like?
24:25What was it about?
24:26Do their ears?
24:27There's all these questions.
24:29And it almost took me back into something.
24:31And I, I, I, I, I suddenly, he said, what were their fingers like?
24:35And I saw their fingers.
24:36And I remember these long fingers.
24:38Oh, my God, I'm going to get emotional right now.
24:40But I do get emotional when I say this.
24:43I said, oh, my God, I forgot something.
24:46They touched my face.
24:48And what, I said, it was like the, it was the most benevolent touch I ever had.
24:54It was like the finger.
24:55I'm sorry to, because, you know, God.
24:58But what am I saying?
24:58The finger of God.
24:59And I got emotional.
25:01Because it was so beautiful.
25:04But I had not remembered any of that stuff.
25:06Is it possible that you and your family are aliens from another planet?
25:11Yes.
25:12I swear to God.
25:13To spend here.
25:13I think that's because.
25:15To win all of our awards.
25:17I think that's so possible.
25:19I mean, I really wonder.
25:21Somebody once read my cards.
25:23I mean, you know, you're from the Pleiades.
25:25I went, oh, really?
25:26Is that outer space?
25:27They went, yes, that is.
25:29I thought.
25:30Pleiades, please.
25:31You name it.
25:33Well, what we're going to do, I'm going to take a break.
25:35And then we'll repeat that story in its entirety, OK?
25:38Goldie Hawn is here.
26:05Oh, look at this.
26:06Look at that ball.
26:07Look at that ball.
26:09Look at that ball.
26:11Look at that ball.
26:11Oh!
26:12All right, Steve.
26:15Hi.
26:17That's Goldie Hawn.
26:20In the Goldie Hawn special from 1978.
26:24You're a really good basketball player, it turns out.
26:27I'm so well.
26:27But it'll help, I think.
26:28I mean, you beat five guys.
26:29Incredible.
26:30What I liked was that butt tushy bump.
26:33I mean, that was like, I forgot it was that, you know, intricate.
26:37We don't see stuff like that anymore.
26:40You know, it's a shame.
26:41Like, I love that stuff.
26:42They're like, all right, who's popular?
26:43The Harlem Globetrotters.
26:45Let's get them in a sketch with Goldie.
26:47Exactly.
26:47That's George Slaughter, who created Laffin and all of that.
26:50The great producer George Slaughter, yes.
26:54I do want to mention your book.
26:56This is called The After School Kindness Club.
26:59Crew, sorry.
27:00The After School Kindness Crew.
27:01That's what I do all the time.
27:03You say club?
27:04Yeah.
27:04Because I think of, you know, like chess club.
27:06Yeah, exactly.
27:07But I think, I think there was some other club in a school.
27:12And you've written this with Lynn Oliver,
27:14who works with Henry Winkler sometimes as well.
27:16I know, yeah, a lot.
27:17She's great.
27:18And this is something that I've spoken to you a lot about,
27:20because you, you do a lot of charitable work with kids
27:24and their mental health and their brains.
27:27You really are, like, you want children to learn
27:30about their brains.
27:31That's right.
27:31That's right.
27:32I did that 23 years ago, if you can believe it.
27:35That's how long.
27:36You started it 23 years ago.
27:37I started it.
27:37I dreamed it.
27:38I said, why aren't children learning about their brain?
27:40I made this happen.
27:41I put the people together.
27:43It's like I produced a movie.
27:44You know, same thing.
27:45Like I, you know, except the script,
27:47I had to get the writers and all that.
27:48Similar thing.
27:49And part of it is some kind of a meditation
27:51that is tailored specifically to young kids, right?
27:54It's a brain break.
27:55But it's actually, a brain break is for everyone.
27:58Oh, for everyone.
27:59Yes.
27:59How long is a brain break?
28:00A brain break is anywhere from three minutes,
28:03sitting in a car before you go see your kids
28:05after you've been working all day,
28:06to pull yourself together and quiet your mind.
28:09These are really important things to do
28:11to turn on your executive function.
28:13So that's what the children are learning.
28:15And, honey, 23 years.
28:17Can I show you one of the photographs here?
28:19Or drawings here?
28:20This is Mrs. Gold.
28:23Is that, is she modeled after you?
28:25Well, I don't know.
28:27You don't know.
28:28I mean, they did say gold.
28:29So it is kind of a clue.
28:31Well, she is a really cool character.
28:35Because that's where you go.
28:37The kids go to get creative and to get calm.
28:40And they learn how to do a brain break in this.
28:42And this is one of four books that are coming out.
28:45Four books?
28:45There's four books.
28:46And this book is to, and the reason I love this book
28:50is because I remember my childhood.
28:52And it was so much fun.
28:54There were no tablets.
28:56There was nothing there.
28:57I'd sit on the curb.
28:58I'd say to my girlfriend, what do you want to do now?
29:01She'd say, I don't know.
29:01What do you want to do?
29:02And I think, why don't we get rocks and crack them open
29:06and see what's inside?
29:08We had where we understood that we got in trouble.
29:13We had the kids together.
29:14We didn't have anybody looking at us, following us.
29:18You know, we were alive and figuring out having the best day.
29:23And I will never forget it.
29:25And kids aren't doing that today.
29:27And this shows how kids can be together, relating together,
29:31solving problems together, which, by the way,
29:33is how you create more grit and critical thinking
29:36in your prefrontal cortex.
29:38And they learn how to calm themselves down
29:40when they feel anxious.
29:41And this book is not a teaching book.
29:44It's full experiences.
29:46But if we could remember how free we were
29:49when we were in our backyards and playing and, oh,
29:53I made the best mud pie you could possibly imagine.
29:55Yeah.
29:57And so that's this book.
30:00Boy, I wanted that alien when it touched your head.
30:04It really gave you some wisdom there.
30:06I thought about that.
30:07When you got face fingered by that alien.
30:10So much came out of it.
30:12This is the book, The After School Kindness Crew,
30:15Pooch on the Loose by Goldie Hawn and Lynn Oliver.
30:18It comes out May 5th.
30:19You can pre-order it now.
30:20The great Goldie Hawn, everybody.
30:22Thank you very much.
30:23We'll be back with the Belly Boys.
30:30Tomorrow on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Meryl Streep and Desi Leiden.
30:35Join us next week with guests Steve Carell, Jelly Roll,
30:39and John Mulaney.
30:41Plus music from Social Distortion and Avent Paddy.
30:47All right, and welcome back.
30:48Music from Duran Duran with Niall Rogers is on the way.
30:51Our next guest star as brothers whose lives are thrown into turmoil
30:55when their father dies and leaves them his convenience store criminal empire.
30:59You know, we lost two dealers to the Favros.
31:01Mm-mm-mm.
31:02And Reza needs his down payment soon for the golf course.
31:05Oh, Jesus.
31:06Well, I have something that'll cheer you up.
31:08Look at this.
31:09Jimmy .
31:10So his real name is Raj,
31:12but the internet has been calling him the F-me felon
31:16based on this attractive mug shot.
31:18Now, this is how the legal system works in America.
31:21You're innocent until proven ugly.
31:24That's me.
31:25TVQ of Deli Boys premieres May 28th on Hulu.
31:28Please welcome Asif Ali and Sagar Sheikh.
31:32.
31:52Hi, guys.
31:53Thanks for having me on your show.
31:55Thanks for...
31:56You know, we're glad to have you.
31:58We're glad to have you back.
31:59I had you on my show.
32:00You put me on your show.
32:01Yes.
32:01I don't get that courtesy extended to me very often.
32:04You know what?
32:05We really like you.
32:06And I like you guys, too.
32:07From the moment I met you, I feel like we hit it off, like, instantly while we met.
32:11It's true. It's true. Yeah, yeah.
32:11And the last time I saw you, do you remember what the last time was?
32:14Yeah, don't...
32:14You're gonna remind us.
32:15Yeah.
32:15You know?
32:16You guys were contestants on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which I host.
32:20And you were doing, as I recall, very well.
32:24Yeah.
32:24We were kind of killing it for a while.
32:26You were.
32:26You made a mistake, though, that contestants make from time to time.
32:30You were hoarding your lifelines.
32:33I think you were up to $125,000.
32:35Yeah, and we really thought, like, the plan was we're gonna get to a place, and then we're
32:39gonna rip with the lifelines and then become millionaires.
32:42We really thought we were doing something.
32:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:45You saved three out of your four lifelines.
32:47Uh-huh, yeah.
32:48You remember the question that you were asked?
32:49I have it here on the podcast.
32:50I just remember the answer, because I see a Telluride on the road all the time, and it
32:53pisses me off.
32:54The answer was Kia Telluride.
32:56It was a complicated question.
32:57It was hard.
32:58It was mixed geography and automotive details.
33:01But your family, you know, who was your lifeline for that?
33:04It was Hasselman Hodge.
33:06Mm-hmm.
33:06Oh, Hasselman Hodge.
33:07Yeah.
33:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:08And do you think he would have known the answer to the question?
33:10At the time, I was thinking, no.
33:12Uh, but now I'm like, why?
33:14He knows so many things.
33:15Why wouldn't he know the answer?
33:16Uh, my dad was like, why didn't you call me?
33:20Did you think your dad really knew the answer?
33:22No.
33:22Because everybody claims they know the answer after they saw the show.
33:25No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:25After they've been told the answer.
33:26Is your family reaping the benefits of your success, your television?
33:30You know, we've been so busy working on the show, I have a brother that looks just like
33:34me and he's a pharmacist.
33:36And so he will constantly send me videos and photos of fans because they'll go in and
33:40be like, I just need to get my prescription filled.
33:42And then they look up and they go, why is a guy from Delhi Boys working at this pharmacy?
33:49And he goes, hey man, Hollywood's hard.
33:51I told him to say that, Hollywood's hard.
33:56So, you are now teaching as well, right?
33:59Yeah, that's right, that's right.
34:00Where do you teach?
34:01At the University of Texas in San Antonio.
34:03How did that come to pass?
34:04We were promoting the show at South by Southwest last year and I ran into this kid who had a
34:11fancy camera and I told him to take a picture of us in front of our truck, our activation.
34:16I was never going to ask him for the photo, I just wanted him to have it, you know?
34:19Yeah.
34:20And he said he works for the Paisano and I was like, that's our UTSA, you know,
34:26like newspaper.
34:27He's like, yeah, I go to UTSA.
34:28I'm a film major there.
34:30I was like, UTSA has a film department?
34:32That didn't exist when I went to school there.
34:34He's like, yeah, you know, I'm really excited to be there.
34:37It's new, it's two years old.
34:38And I told him, I was like, if you want, I'll come to a panel at UTSA.
34:44And he asked his professors and they emailed me.
34:46There was like seven professors, like, emailing me at once.
34:50They set up the panel.
34:51I did a Q&A.
34:52He was a moderator, the kid was.
34:54And at the end of it, I joked.
34:55I was like, if you guys want me to come back next semester to teach, let me know.
34:58And they did.
35:00Wow.
35:01Is that fun for you?
35:03Yeah, it's great, you know?
35:05It's a nice little bit I'm doing.
35:08Yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
35:09Do you work hard on it?
35:10I actually really do.
35:12Yeah.
35:13It's way harder than I thought it was going to be.
35:15And some of the kids are amazing.
35:20Some of them really piss me off.
35:22Oh, they do?
35:23Really?
35:23You know, those are the ones that I really care about.
35:25Oh, interesting.
35:26I really want them to do well, you know?
35:28Because, like, this industry is really hard.
35:30And who gets to have, like, a working actor as their professor?
35:35Nobody.
35:35During class five, I asked.
35:37I was like, who here has seen Deli Boys?
35:38And I heard, like, a, whoo!
35:42And I was like, wait a second.
35:44Raise your hand if you haven't seen Deli Boys.
35:46And I have 25 students, and I swear there was about 20 of them that raised their hand.
35:50And I was like, you know what, guys?
35:52The rest of the class, we're not doing anything.
35:54I found my laptop.
35:56I took it out.
35:56I logged into Hulu for the first time on my laptop.
36:00I didn't remember my password.
36:02So I had to try a couple of times.
36:04I had to hit, you know, forgot my password.
36:05And then I finally got it on, and I cast it on the screen.
36:09And I made them watch the pilot right in front of me.
36:11And then did they, on their own, go and watch the rest of the show?
36:15I made it an assignment.
36:18Because I can do that.
36:20Oh, sure.
36:22You know, if you could take on more students,
36:24you could have the number one show in the world.
36:26You're right. You're right.
36:28I made it an assignment.
36:29I'm doing a Deli Boys quiz at the end of the semester.
36:32Very good. I don't blame you.
36:33So it's an extra credit, you know?
36:34Now, is the show picking up where last season left off?
36:39It is.
36:40Yes, yes.
36:40And it's even crazier.
36:42You know, we have all these amazing guest stars.
36:45And we...
36:45Yeah, who are the guest stars?
36:46Besides, well, obviously, you've got a real big one.
36:48Our number one guest star is right here.
36:50Yeah.
36:50Matt.
36:51Yeah, thank you.
36:52Big guest.
36:55We got Tan France back.
36:57We got Andrew Rannells.
36:59We got Lilly Singh.
37:01And we got Kumail Nanjiani.
37:03Great.
37:04And Fred Armisen.
37:04Armisen, of course.
37:05Oh, man, the best.
37:06Yeah.
37:07Robin.
37:08Yeah, Robin Bede.
37:08Robin Bede.
37:10It's stacked.
37:11It's fun.
37:11Is everybody fitting in?
37:13Everybody's behaving themselves?
37:14Yeah, yeah.
37:15They did good.
37:16They did good, yeah.
37:16Getting along with Fred and Kumail?
37:19Love Fred.
37:20Yeah.
37:20Love Fred.
37:20Love Kumail.
37:22Unless it's ping pong.
37:24Me and Kumail got a little bit of a ping pong beef going on.
37:27Oh, do you?
37:27Yeah, and you know what, Kumail?
37:29I challenge you, man.
37:30Who's better at ping pong, you or Kumail?
37:33Not even close.
37:34It's me.
37:35I mean, it's pretty close.
37:36It's pretty close.
37:37I'm not gonna lie.
37:38He's good.
37:38He's good.
37:39He's good.
37:40Is Fred Armisen invited to play ping pong?
37:43He can watch.
37:44Oh, yeah.
37:46All right.
37:47Well, it's great to see you guys.
37:48I'm glad everything is here.
37:49I mean, you got another season.
37:50Yeah.
37:50You're teaching.
37:51We're so stuck.
37:52Your brother sells drugs.
37:53It's incredible.
37:54And we're really hoping.
37:55We're really hoping to get a season three.
37:58And, Jimmy, I really wanted you to say something
38:00that Anne Hathaway said on TV the other day.
38:02She said, inshallah.
38:03And I want you to say that, you know, we get a season three.
38:07Inshallah.
38:08Come on.
38:08Inshallah.
38:09Come on.
38:14And I'll see you again soon.
38:16Inshallah.
38:16In season two of Deli Boys premieres May 28th on Hulu.
38:20We'll be back with Duran Duran and Niall Rodgers.
38:28Thanks to Goldie Hawn and the Deli Boys.
38:31Apologies to Matt Damon.
38:32Nightline is next, but first with the TV debut of their new song,
38:36Free to Love, with help from Niall Rodgers, Duran Duran.
39:10A connection
39:12Maybe
39:13Of skin to skin
39:16That thought
39:18Is so delicious
39:20The thought
39:22Of remorse
39:23Ambition
39:24Who tempts us
39:26To superstitions
39:28To bring this
39:30Black hat in
39:32Free to win
39:35Or lose
39:36What you want
39:39To do
39:40Free to see
39:43It through
39:44Out there
39:46And free to love
39:52Until this
39:55Moment only
39:57One of the
39:59Lost and lonely
40:01Now you ride
40:03A hot star pony
40:05Across the
40:07Galaxy
40:09We're undone
40:11No illusion
40:13Chasing the dream
40:15And all the confusion
40:17But there's no substitution
40:20For being the best
40:23That we can be
40:25Free to win
40:28Or lose
40:29Free to love
40:30Do what you want
40:32To do
40:33Free to see
40:36It through
40:37Up there
40:39And free to love
40:48No illusion
40:56Free to love
40:59Free to love
41:00Free to win
41:01Or lose
41:02Free to love
41:03Do what you want
41:05To do
41:06Free to love
41:07Free to see
41:08It through
41:10Out there
41:12And free to love
41:13Free to love
41:15Free to love
41:17To love
41:20To love
41:23To love
41:26To love
41:27I'll tell them
41:28Free to love
41:30Be free
41:33To love
41:37To love
41:41Be free
41:56Be free
41:59To love
41:59To love
41:59To love
41:59To love
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