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00:00Ever heard the phrase big things come in small packages well tonight you are
00:04gonna see it in action because our games may be small but master them and the
00:09rewards aren't just big, they're humongous. Sorry Dermot, camera is shot, we'll have to go again.
00:15I'll get it.
00:18This is Small Fortune.
00:23Tonight on Small Fortune, three big games take on more tiny games.
00:29Now please welcome your hugely handsome host, Mr. Dermot O'Deary.
00:38Hello and welcome to Small Fortune, the world's teeniest weeniest game show.
00:42Do not be lulled into a false sense of security. While a game is maybe small, easy they are not.
00:47What's more, the pressure is huge and the prize money is mahoosif.
00:52150 grand is up for grabs for every team. Now this might be the world's tiniest game show,
00:56but there's always huge anticipation when we're about to meet a new team.
00:59And never more so when the team is Richard, Chloe and James otherwise known as the Maidleys.
01:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:14What's up?
01:16You all right?
01:16How are you?
01:18How are you?
01:19How are you?
01:20How are you?
01:21How are you, mate?
01:21Peace!
01:23How are you?
01:24How are you?
01:25How are you?
01:26How are you?
01:28How are you?
01:33How are you doing to get the Maidleys title?
01:34I just thought we'd keep it simple and impressive.
01:37Yeah.
01:37Yeah.
01:38So, Maidle did it for me and if it does it for me, it does it for them.
01:41That's that.
01:41Well, that's a good question. Is Maidle doing it for you or...?
01:43Well, technically now we're two hotfills and a Maidleys so you're outnumbered.
01:47Yes, everyone. Just married Chloe and James.
01:50Yeah, that's right.
01:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:54APPLAUSE
01:55So in terms of skill set tonight, incredibly fit, personal trainer,
01:59dancing on ice you did, did the jump, 75 caps,
02:03rugby player, brilliant.
02:05TV presenter. Yeah.
02:08Oldest guy on the pitch, so been around the party games block a few times.
02:11Oh, all right. You were car keys in the ashtray kind of a guy.
02:13Absolutely not.
02:15Give us a look at those big rugby player mitts.
02:18Oh, you know what, they're not too bad.
02:19No, look at that hand. Look at the fingers on that.
02:21Oh, wow, that guy. Yeah, look at that one.
02:23I know. Assuming that we'd lose,
02:25then he can smash the set-up before we go, yeah.
02:28We're all playing for charity tonight,
02:29what charities are we playing for?
02:31Cornish Air Ambulance. Fantastic.
02:32A, because we spent a lot of time down there, and who knows,
02:35one day you might walk out the door and take a helicopter trip later,
02:37you didn't plan. For sure. What about you, Chloe?
02:39Teenage Cancer Trust. Fantastic.
02:40I've been working with them forever, and I think they're amazing.
02:43James? Sebastian's Action Trust.
02:45It's actually quite a small charity where terminally ill children
02:47and families can go away, have a break.
02:49There's so many activities and fun round there,
02:51but you're close to medical attention,
02:52so any money we can raise will be great.
02:54Well, that's fantastic. Best of luck tonight, guys.
02:56APPLAUSE
02:59Right, ladies, here are the rules of small fortune.
03:02In every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
03:05All you have to do is win three games to get to the small fortune final,
03:08and you'll play for all the money you've banked across those three games.
03:11But lose a game, you lose a player, lose three players, and you are out.
03:15OK? Yes. Yep.
03:17So, let's play some more fortune and reveal the first mini-maidly game.
03:22APPLAUSE
03:30This is Tiddly Sphinx!
03:33Welcome to Egypt and the not-so-great Sphinx of Giza.
03:40You face a high-stakes game of Tiddlywinks.
03:44Shoot a red disc between the paws of the Sphinx
03:48by pressing down on it with a larger counter.
03:51Fail, and you'll be ancient history and out of the competition.
03:58Come on, gang!
04:04I love that song. There is Tiddlywinks.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Richard, on the mean streets of Romford as a boy,
04:10wet behind the ears, it's got to be you, isn't it?
04:12We were talking there, I'm the only person in the three of us
04:14who have actually played Tiddlywinks.
04:15Who knows what Tiddlywinks is. Yeah, who knows what it is, exactly.
04:18I bet you paid your way through college playing games like this.
04:21Not Tiddlywinks.
04:21I was thinking, when you said car keys in the bowl,
04:23he was into, like, Naked Twister or something.
04:25I guess like that.
04:27Tell me about those Tiddlywinks.
04:28I think, yeah, Dicky, it should be.
04:30OK, I'll give it a go, but I'm telling you guys,
04:32this is a hard game.
04:33All right, Richard, time to take on Stiddly Sphinx.
04:38So, in every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
04:43Yes.
04:43Obviously, that's a lot of money, so before you play for real,
04:46we give you a completely free practice.
04:49After that, for every time you practice,
04:51we take off £5,000 from the prize fund.
04:54Hmm.
04:54I'm going to have to get the angle of the big one,
04:56so I'm doing it at exactly the same angle every time.
04:59The point that I touch the little one, exactly the same,
05:01and the pressure.
05:02So I've got three things to calculate.
05:03Yeah?
05:04Has he always been like this?
05:05Yes.
05:06Right.
05:06He can take the fun out of any fun game.
05:09Stuart's likely plays Monopoly.
05:11I'm playing for £50,000 here.
05:13Come on, give me a break.
05:14All right, are you ready for your first practice?
05:16OK, here we go.
05:16This could go nowhere.
05:25Oh!
05:27Not bad at all.
05:28OK, that was too hard.
05:29Now, this is the way it works.
05:31Now we have the dilemma.
05:32You can either press the button and you play for £50,000.
05:34No, no, no, no.
05:36Or you can practice.
05:37I'm going to practice.
05:38I'm going to practice.
05:39OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
05:41OK.
05:42Well, that was a bit hard, wasn't it?
05:43This will be a second practice.
05:45So let's do it at the same angle.
05:46A little bit softer.
05:53Oh!
05:54Too soft.
05:58How's the technique going so far?
05:59I'm quite impressed.
06:00Good intensity as well.
06:04What are you saying?
06:05Press or practice?
06:06I will have one more practice and then I think that I'll be practised out and I'll just have to.
06:10Really?
06:11Well, we'll see.
06:12We'll see how it goes.
06:13OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
06:16OK.
06:17This will be your third practice.
06:19He's not hanging around.
06:36Ooh.
06:39Getting closer.
06:41Take another practice.
06:42The first one was too hard.
06:44The other two, he's just undercooking it a little bit.
06:46Yeah.
06:46If we'd had a medium one, I'd go a little bit towards more of the edge of the...
06:50A bit further back.
06:51A little bit more so you get a bit more high.
06:52A bit more high, yeah.
06:52I think.
06:53If your dad doesn't get it right, he's gone.
06:54And it'll just be you and me.
06:55And I'm not sure I want to be left up here with Chloe for the entire show.
06:57So we know your dad...
06:58I'm joking.
06:59But you know your dad's dust off this.
07:00Where to go, newlyweds!
07:02Yay!
07:02Yay!
07:04Um...
07:04I think I need one more, which will take me to 35, and then I'll go for it.
07:09One more practice.
07:10All right.
07:10£5,000 off the prize funds.
07:12That's a good call, James.
07:14This will be your fourth practice.
07:15Yeah, I agree.
07:16It's been a bit low, haven't it?
07:18OK.
07:18OK, here we go.
07:32Told you.
07:36So it's possible?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Yeah?
07:39So now you've got a dilemma.
07:40You can press the button and play for 35,000, or you can practice again to make sure that wasn't
07:45a fluke.
07:46Enough is enough, Dad.
07:48It's time to do it.
07:49Well, it was a fluke, but I think I've got a bit more technique from James there, so I think
07:53we should go for it.
07:54Are you sure?
07:57Yes!
07:57Yes!
07:57Yes!
07:58Yes!
07:58Yes!
07:59Yes!
08:00Yes!
08:00Come on!
08:00Come on!
08:01Come on!
08:02Come on!
08:02Come on!
08:02Come on!
08:04Come on!
08:13Come on!
08:14Frank!
08:1535,000 pounds!
08:17Fail!
08:19And you will be eliminated!
08:22OK!
08:23You've used four practice attempts and succeeded just once.
08:28Thanks!
08:29But this is the only time that counts!
08:34Is he finished?
08:35I think that's it.
08:36Is that helpful to put me in my ear?
08:37It's helpful, isn't it, yeah.
08:38Yeah, yeah.
08:40Okay. Take your time.
08:57Yes!
09:09The Maidly.
09:13The Maidly.
09:14Bow to the Maidly, everyone.
09:16How can scoring a tiddlywink point feel like you've just won the lottery?
09:22It does.
09:23Richard, well done.
09:24Do you want to see a replay?
09:26Yeah.
09:26I want to see a replay.
09:30Oh, beautiful.
09:31The Maidly.
09:33There he is.
09:36Champion.
09:38Oh.
09:40Couldn't have loved you more.
09:42I am so impressed.
09:44All right.
09:44Very good start, guys.
09:451-1 game.
09:46Banked £35,000.
09:47Still have three players remaining.
09:49Ready for the next game?
09:50Yeah.
09:51Not after that.
09:52I am going home.
09:53Yes.
09:53All right.
09:54Let's bring it on.
09:54The Maidly.
10:02Thank you so much.
10:04Thank you so much for watching.
10:05This is...
10:06Danky Dockyard!
10:10The good ship, Smally McSmallface, is unloading her miniature cargo.
10:17Five shipping containers stand on the dock.
10:20Using chopsticks, transfer five more containers from the ship to the stack within ten seconds.
10:28Fail, and it will be man overboard, and you'll be out of the competition.
10:35Come on, we hearties.
10:39James is a chopstick, like, I don't even know what the word would be.
10:44A fishin' oner?
10:44Yeah, he lived in Japan, and with the time element, that's high pressure, and obviously, you're really good under high
10:51pressure.
10:52My only concern is, I'm not particularly delicate at the balancing thing.
10:56James, was your chopstick sort of method when you did live in Japan more sort of like, stab the fish,
11:00eat the fish, stab the fish, eat the fish?
11:03Or were you kind of like, you know?
11:04I'd get two in both hands and, uh, balance it in the face.
11:08And you ate with chopsticks a lot, did you?
11:10Every day.
11:10Every day, surely.
11:11I was going to say you, but I think you're right.
11:12I think it should be you.
11:13I'd love it, though.
11:14All right, James, time to take on Dinky Doggyards.
11:22James, as always, you have a free practice before we start the game.
11:25So, when you're ready, start the countdown, please.
11:29Three, two, one, go!
11:38Nice and steady.
11:40Very good.
11:46Oh, but at least you know you can do it.
11:48It's not a bad start.
11:49No.
11:49Considering the first one you dropped, so you only have one left.
11:53Hmm.
11:54Definitely doable.
11:56Yeah, 100% doable.
11:56But you know why you dropped it, because you didn't get it quite in the middle.
11:59Let's go pinch it at the top.
12:01Right.
12:03Definitely another practice?
12:04I'll have another practice, please.
12:05OK, £5,000 off the prize fund.
12:09£45,000 off the prize fund.
12:11This will be a second practice.
12:12Are you ready?
12:13Yeah.
12:14OK.
12:14Begin the countdown, please.
12:16Three, two, one, go!
12:34HE'S GONNA DESTROY THE WHOLE TAILS LIKE FULK ANGRY!
12:39You're right to move fast from there to there when you've dropped it, but then just give yourself a millisecond
12:43and then do it.
12:44Yeah.
12:44Can I give you some advice?
12:46Shut up.
12:46Re-change, yeah.
12:48There is no talking to him when he's focused in the zone doing something.
12:52But I'm always open to feedback post-performance.
12:54Yeah.
12:55On both occasions, you've been very, very close, and there's only practices.
12:58You're learning.
13:00Can I have one more practice?
13:01I think you should, definitely.
13:02All right, £5,000 off the prize fund, please.
13:06And this will be your third practice.
13:08Start the countdown, please.
13:11Three, two, one, go!
13:17Yeah, you're good.
13:18Good.
13:19Still got time.
13:20Very good, James.
13:22Very good.
13:22Easy, easy, easy.
13:24Yes!
13:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:34You can make a mistake and do it.
13:36So proud.
13:37Ledge.
13:37Love that.
13:38I just take everything so seriously.
13:40It's like so intense.
13:41Like, well done.
13:42Well done.
13:43So we've got a dilemma now.
13:44That's obviously the first time you've cracked it, but you are getting better and better.
13:47So do you want to practice again, or do you feel you're ready and you want to push the button?
13:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:54I think you should do exactly what makes you feel comfortable.
14:08James, this is your big moment.
14:15Stack five shipping containers in ten seconds to bank £40,000.
14:22Fail, and you will be eliminated, leaving Chloe and Richard to win two more games without you.
14:32You're taking a risk, James.
14:35James, you've used just three practices and succeeded only once.
14:41But this is the only time that counts.
14:46All right.
14:47Ignore him.
14:48He's a tosser, James.
14:52All right, here we go.
14:54Begin the countdown.
14:55Three, two, one, go!
15:02Got time.
15:03We've got time.
15:03We've got loads of time.
15:04Easy.
15:06Yes!
15:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:11Oh, my God.
15:12Well done, man.
15:13Brilliant.
15:15Come on, guys.
15:16Oh, my God.
15:26James Haskell, I can't possibly see any of the drive that led you to be a professional sportsman.
15:31LAUGHTER
15:34Well done.
15:35That was horrific.
15:37Yeah.
15:38What's the pressure like?
15:39I mean, obviously, you're used to it.
15:40Do you know what the interesting thing is?
15:41As a professional rugby player, you're involved with a whole team.
15:43Yeah.
15:44So, within that framework, you can make mistakes, and you've got to focus.
15:46But actually, that's why I respect individual sportsmen so much, because it's just you doing what you do.
15:52There's no one to support you.
15:53There's no one there.
15:53So, these games...
15:54Thanks, James.
15:54Yeah, yeah.
15:55You've got to be the tiddly-wink champion in 1965.
15:5866.
15:59Get up for James, everyone.
16:00Yeah.
16:00Well done, James.
16:01Oh, Team Madeleine.
16:03We are in great shape.
16:06Two games won.
16:08Just banked £40,000.
16:09Total is £75,000.
16:11Most importantly, you still have three players remaining, which means you only need to win one more game to get
16:16through to the final.
16:18Play for all that lovely money for charity.
16:20Time for a short break now.
16:22You go make yourselves a nice cup of tea.
16:24We're going to call Judy for some advice about the next game.
16:26We'll see you...
16:27Come at you.
16:28Everybody calm down.
16:30We'll definitely do this play.
16:32Oh.
16:41Hey, welcome back to Small Fortune, where we're only talking Richard Madeley, Chloe Madeley, Chloe Haskell, and James Haskell.
16:50I used both names just in case, just to give you the option.
16:53Keep everybody toys.
16:54Exactly.
16:55They are doing fantastically well.
16:56Two games played, two games won.
16:58Who knew they'd be so good at tiny games?
17:00I thought James would be very smashy-smashy, but you've been very delicate with touch.
17:04I love that.
17:05I see what you saw in him.
17:06And Richard, you little legend.
17:08Chloe hasn't played yet.
17:09Feeling restless?
17:10I feel now really, really nervous.
17:13I was nervous before we even started, and now I'm like, oh, God.
17:15She was saying in the break, you know, that if we pick her for the next one and she fails,
17:19we'll never let her forget it.
17:20She's worried about that.
17:21I promise we'll never let you forget it.
17:24Ready for the next game?
17:25Yes.
17:25All right, let's play it.
17:37This is Marble Arch.
17:43Welcome to London's most minuscule monument.
17:49Blow the marble through the central arch with a single breath.
17:59Feel that you won't just be out of breath.
18:04You'll be out of the competition.
18:10Haskell, this is you all over, surely?
18:12Your lung power must be enormous.
18:14You could essentially blow that model over.
18:17We have a lot of candles in the house, just creating that kind of atmosphere.
18:20And every time I go to blow it out, I'm always useless at doing it.
18:24I'm there like, pfft, pfft.
18:25Do you know what?
18:26I think it is, James.
18:27I think it's because they're old flames, and they don't like you blowing them out.
18:29Oh, that is stinky.
18:32That was such a dad joke.
18:34Do you want to take this?
18:36Take this.
18:37The ultimate dad joke.
18:38That ring is staying on your finger.
18:40Okay, Dickie, what do you think?
18:42I think that...
18:43Did you just call your dad Dickie?
18:44Yeah.
18:44Is that a thing?
18:45Yeah.
18:45Okay.
18:46Yeah, I think this is for you.
18:48This game was built for you, Chloe.
18:49I think I could potentially do it.
18:52You going to play, Chloe?
18:53Yeah.
18:53All right.
18:54Chloe, it's time to take on Marble Arch.
19:01So, Chloe, here we go.
19:02One free practice.
19:03Every practice after that costs £5,000.
19:05Anytime you want.
19:06After that first free practice, hit that button.
19:08So, whenever you're ready.
19:10Okay.
19:11You can definitely do this, Chloe.
19:26Oh!
19:26Oh!
19:31They were a ricochet, but you had that.
19:34At least we know it's doable.
19:36Exactly.
19:36Shall we do one practice and not do it again?
19:38Have a look at practice.
19:45Everybody calm down.
19:49Well, you can push the button or practice for £5,000.
19:52What do you think?
19:55I'll have one more practice just to see.
19:58Going with the men in my life, guys.
20:00Let's do it.
20:00We'll do one more practice.
20:01Five thousand pounds of surprise from, please.
20:05This will be your second practice, Chloe.
20:07Good luck.
20:19There you go.
20:20Did the right thing.
20:21Did the right thing.
20:23Was there anything you did differently or not?
20:25You pursed your lips a bit less there.
20:27You're a bit less focused on it.
20:29You're more...
20:30Like that.
20:31OK.
20:31Can I do one more practice?
20:33Definitely.
20:33And then I might want to do another one.
20:34All right.
20:35One.
20:35That was going to make you.
20:36OK.
20:37Fine.
20:38We'll do one more.
20:39All right.
20:39£5,000 off the surprise from, please.
20:43£40,000 now.
20:44This will be your third practice.
20:46You can do this, Chloe.
20:46OK.
21:03Damn it!
21:04It was further away, wasn't it?
21:05Yeah.
21:07What are you saying, Dickie?
21:08She needs to get her lips much closer to the ball.
21:10All I'd say is this, Chloe.
21:12You're in good shape.
21:12You've still got £40,000.
21:14Every practice she takes £5,000, but we're still talking an awful lot of money.
21:18So don't rush it.
21:19Just make sure you're happy with it before you press the button.
21:21I kind of want to push the button.
21:23Oh, OK.
21:23Or just ignore everything I just said.
21:25I'm a bit...
21:27Really close.
21:28Mm.
21:33What do you think?
21:34Whatever you want.
21:34Oh, thank you.
21:35Oh, my only advice is just get a bit closer, because the further back you are, the less likely
21:40it's going to go where you want it to go.
21:41So if you want to have one more practice to nail that technique, then do it.
21:45Or if you want to press the button back yourself...
21:46OK, I'll do one more practice.
21:48£5,000 off the prize fund, please.
21:51Down to £35,000.
21:52This will be a fourth practice.
21:55OK.
21:56Nice and close.
22:06Oh, my God!
22:09How did I do it the first time?
22:12For some reason, at the moment, you could go, right.
22:13So maybe I need to...
22:14Maybe put the ball to one side.
22:17Not necessarily in the middle.
22:19Do you want to have another practice like that?
22:21Practice!
22:22No, that's a pass.
22:23Yeah, it is, yeah.
22:24OK, last practice.
22:25All right, £5,000 off the prize fund, please.
22:29Down to £30,000.
22:30This will be a fifth practice.
22:31Good luck.
22:32OK.
22:41Yes!
22:42Yes!
22:42Do it.
22:43That's enough to take me.
22:44You'll close that and you have a little bit of an angle.
22:46You smash it.
22:48So, the dilemma now is, if you press the play, or do you want to properly nail it to know
22:53you've got your...
22:53No.
22:54It's Leonardo's just a Kate in Titanic.
22:56That's enough practice.
22:57And she does it.
22:58She does it.
22:59When is that?
23:00At the end, when she chops the chain.
23:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:02He goes, that's enough practice.
23:06Classic Titanic line, maybe.
23:14This is your big moment.
23:19Blow the marble through the arch to bank £30,000 and go through to the final.
23:27Fail and you will be eliminated.
23:33You've used five practice attempts and succeeded twice.
23:40But can you succeed now with a place in the final on the line?
23:49All right.
23:50Totally do this, Chloe.
23:51It's your game.
23:51You can do it.
23:52Yeah.
23:53Good luck, Chloe.
23:53Get into position then in your own time.
24:13Oh, the shame.
24:15The shame.
24:20Just a side.
24:21Just a side.
24:21You haven't brought any shame to the family, but if you would like to move out and never speak.
24:26That's fine.
24:27Chloe, we're all very proud of you.
24:28However, you are eliminated.
24:30You have to sit out the rest of the game from over there on the sofa of shame.
24:33Off you go.
24:37Well, well, well, well.
24:43So, we're not in a disastrous situation.
24:46Three games played, two games won, one more to win, and they are in the final.
24:50How are we feeling, chaps?
24:52Well, it's important to kind of win the next one, because otherwise the pressure's going to be on the other
24:56guy.
24:56Exactly.
24:56At the very last one.
24:57So we've got to really try and get the next one nailed, whatever it is.
24:59Ready to play it?
25:00Yeah.
25:01Let's play our next game.
25:12This is Stone's Throw.
25:19Welcome to Small Henge, a monument for dinky druids and tiny hippies.
25:27Richard, you have two throws of the ball to knock down every stone.
25:32If any stones remain standing, you won't be.
25:40Richard, you're a West Country boy now.
25:41Any druids in the family?
25:43Several.
25:45Easy to get wrong, this.
25:46I know it looks really simple.
25:48One of the things, we've all chucked things at the bin at point-blank range and missed.
25:52You know?
25:53What do you reckon, lads?
25:55I'll have a go, if you want.
25:55Can I have a go?
25:56Yeah.
25:57Games you're going to play?
25:58Yeah.
25:58All right, James, time to take on Stone's Throw.
26:01APPLAUSE
26:05So, after all the other games, one free practice.
26:08Every practice after that costs you £5,000.
26:13All right, I mean, in your own time.
26:24One.
26:25Wow.
26:29Yes!
26:31Very good.
26:33Very good.
26:33Do you want to practice again?
26:36He smashed it good.
26:38Wow.
26:39You can obviously do it, so here's the situation.
26:42You can press the button now and play for 50 grand.
26:45It's an awful lot of money.
26:47You fail throughout the game.
26:53Here it is.
26:54For an impressive £50,000, you are about to face your big moment.
27:02After the break.
27:05APPLAUSE
27:17Madeleineers, before the break, you banked £75,000 for the final.
27:24But you suffered a blow, and have only two players remaining.
27:31Now, James, you have stepped up to play Stone's Throw.
27:36Knock down the stones to bank £50,000, and take your team through to the final.
27:44Fail, and you will be eliminated.
27:46Leaving Richard to win one more game alone.
27:50Alone.
27:50He won't fail.
27:52May have succeeded in your one and only practice.
27:56But this is the only time that counts.
28:02Take your place, please, mate.
28:03Nail it, mate.
28:04Nail it.
28:08Good luck.
28:09This is to get you guys in the final.
28:10And thanks £50,000 while we're at it to play for charity in your own time, Janet.
28:28Very good.
28:35Oh!
28:37Oh!
28:38Oh!
28:43You know, maybe he's going to have to play the last game now.
28:46Oh!
28:47That's all I'm thinking about.
28:49That's all I'm bloody thinking about.
28:52It's harder than it looks, isn't it?
28:54No, it's not.
28:55I just messed it up.
28:57I'm very sorry you are eliminated.
28:59And you must now go and sit on the celebrity sofa of shame.
29:05APPLAUSE
29:08Hello.
29:09And it all comes down to this.
29:12Oh, good!
29:14Most important thing is you win the next game.
29:16So you get through to the final, and then you play for the money you banked.
29:19Lose, though, and...
29:20Ah, we're not even going to talk about losing.
29:21It's not going to happen.
29:22Right, Dickie?
29:23No!
29:24Right, Chloe?
29:25Yeah.
29:25We believe in Dickie, don't we?
29:27Oh, 100%!
29:27He'll smash it.
29:28James, no, don't shake your head, Janet.
29:30Believe in your new fan partner.
29:31No, I was saying that I agree with him.
29:33I wouldn't dare shake my head.
29:35Are we ready for the next game, then?
29:36Uh, kind of, but, yeah, let's...
29:37All right, let's bring it on!
29:39APPLAUSE
29:49This is Les Vegas!
29:54Welcome to the bright lights of the Les Vegas Strip, stretching a massive 25 centimetres.
30:03Throw the die beneath the famous Vegas sign so that all, or part of it, lands in the win zone.
30:11Hit the jackpot, and you will reach the final.
30:16Fail, and your team will be bust and out of the competition.
30:22Viva Las Vegas
30:25Viva Las Vegas
30:28How I wish that day
30:31You're mean.
30:33It looks great, doesn't it?
30:34Tiny spears.
30:37There's Elvis.
30:38Yeah.
30:38Elvis has indeed left the building.
30:40Come on, back in the day, I bet you and Judy used to tear up Vegas!
30:43We've been a few times with Chloe.
30:45Hmm.
30:46I think this is a lot harder than it looks.
30:48Uh-huh.
30:49I think go low...
30:50Yep.
30:50..and level, if that makes sense, because then you'll have more control over the trajectory of the guys.
30:56Well, that's true, because if I'm high and I go there, I'll go over.
30:58Let's have a practice.
30:59OK, Richard, please get into position.
31:01It's time to take on Les Vegas.
31:04APPLAUSE
31:08Richard, you've banked 75,000 pounds up to now, so you're playing for 50,000 pounds in this game to
31:14add to that 75,000 pounds.
31:16You've just got to get through to the final now.
31:17Just is a very big word.
31:20Vegas is, of course, the city of chance, with just a little bit of skill.
31:24I think of all the games tonight, this involves more chance than skill.
31:27You mean chance by...
31:28за bıi kii.
31:31Daveki.
31:32Di ki.
31:32De quei.
31:33De quei.
31:34Di quei.
31:35This is an individual leader.
31:37Dickey!
31:38Dickey.
31:39Dickey!
31:57Dickey!
32:11I really wish that hadn't happened snake eyes. I really wish that hadn't happened. They guys made me
32:16I'm just trying to remember how much energy I go
32:22Another practice another practice five thousand bucks off the price one, please. Okay with that guys another practice. Yeah
32:2945,000 pounds in your own time
33:04He's done it
33:08Richard now it's your turn to be a tosser
33:14Toss the die into the wind zone to bank 45,000 pounds and go through to the final
33:22Fail and your whole team will be eliminated and you will leave with nothing
33:30You've succeeded in both of your practices
33:34But you are the last player standing and it all comes down to this final roll of the die
33:48Here we go best of luck. Thank you
34:05I
34:20Oh! Thank you, Vegas!
34:23Vegas rules!
34:25Judy, we're going to Vegas.
34:29Congratulations.
34:29Holy moly.
34:30The Madeleys have won three games.
34:32They are in the final and could win £120,000 for charity.
34:39Got to be made up with that, Richard.
34:41Yeah, yeah, so it's just me on the next one.
34:42To be honest, you were not much you, so you were...
34:45So, the Madeleys stand to win a small fortune of £120,000.
34:49That is a star performance from our start.
34:52It's a final and it's happening after the break.
34:54See you then.
34:55APPLAUSE
34:59Coming up on Small Fortune...
35:03Ooh-hoo, wow. Oh, this is hard.
35:06It'll be still my beating heart.
35:18Oh, you've joined us at impressive times, everyone.
35:21Welcome back to Small Fortune.
35:22The Madeleys, or more precisely, Richard Madeley, is in the final.
35:25He's going to be playing for £120,000, everyone!
35:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:30Come on, Nicky.
35:33You are a veteran.
35:34A wounded veteran.
35:35You're used to pressure.
35:36Um, it's like taking penalties.
35:38You can practise and practise and practise in the park
35:40till you're knocking them, you're curving them
35:41in the top right-hand corner.
35:42You can fool the keeper and then the moment comes
35:45when you have to do it for real in front of the crowd
35:47and you give it straight to the keeper.
35:48He's talking himself down.
35:50Well, it's true.
35:50I've been very lucky so far.
35:52I just hope it extends one more game.
35:54Let's hope so.
35:55Yeah.
35:55Ready to play the final?
35:56Yeah, let's go for it.
35:56All right, let's reveal your final.
35:58APPLAUSE
36:08Listen Fortune!
36:10The Small Fortune studio has been miniaturised,
36:15along with the money you have banked.
36:17Your cash is locked in a tiny briefcase
36:21in the world's smallest security vault.
36:24To retrieve your winnings, lift the case off the pole.
36:29However, the pole is electrified,
36:32and the tiniest of touches will activate the alarm.
36:37If that happens, you and your team will leave with nothing.
36:43This is your smallest challenge yet.
36:46Ten centimetres is all that stands between you and a small fortune.
36:56APPLAUSE
36:59This is very tight, isn't it?
37:01Let's have a look.
37:04Obviously, thinner at the bottom.
37:05Then you can take a rest here.
37:07And then it's...
37:08And it's thicker at the top.
37:09I mean, we've all kind of played these games in the arcades,
37:11haven't we?
37:11Yeah.
37:12It's always the thing, isn't it?
37:13Do you do it quickly in one smooth movement?
37:16Or do you take it nice and slow?
37:17In which case, you start building in tremble.
37:20Yeah, it's hard.
37:21Do you want to come over and have a look?
37:22I want to see what the little Dermot looks like.
37:26Oh, my God, it looks exactly like you!
37:29Look at this absolute dapper guy, this cad.
37:31We have a very well-dressed audience.
37:33I think, hmm, I would say slow and steady.
37:36Not too slow, not too quick.
37:38My instincts are telling me that it's a two-handed job.
37:41Try it.
37:41Yeah.
37:42All right, well, let's get on with it.
37:43OK?
37:44Good luck.
37:45All right, Richard, please get into position.
37:47It's time to take on smallest fortune.
37:50APPLAUSE
37:54As with all the games, you get one free practice.
37:57And after that, each practice you take costs you 10% of your prize funds,
38:00and that's £12,000 per practice.
38:02But first things first, free practice.
38:04Any time you're ready?
38:05Well, I think this is a reading glasses job.
38:07I agree.
38:20Oh, I've got slippy fingers.
38:21Fingers made, Lee, they call him.
38:27Ooh-hoo, wow.
38:28Oh, this is hard.
38:41Ooh-hoo, wow.
38:42Oh, this is hard.
38:45Oh, my God, I'm getting to the top.
38:45Are we going through?
38:45Oh, my gosh!
38:46We're not going through.
38:47I'm going through.
38:49That's what I'm going through.
38:50Oh, my God.
38:56We're going through!
39:02It's going through.
39:02Shock, isn't it?
39:03It's going through.
39:04All right, Richard, you can press the button downpnay for £120,000,
39:08or you can, of course, choose to practise again.
39:11Each practise is going to cost you 10% of your prize funds.
39:14That's 12,000 pounds per practice. I don't think practice is gonna make this any easier
39:18It's just one technique here, which is not touching the size
39:21Maybe if I get a bit of traction underneath it Richard all I'd say is obviously practice
39:25But remember that the more you concentrate the more shaky and again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you need to get
39:29that balanced
39:32I'll have one practice. Yeah
39:3512,000 bounce off the price fund, please
39:40208,000 pounds this will be your second practice good luck
39:48Now it's more wobbly that way
39:49Uh
39:51Oh
39:51Oh
39:52Oh
39:52Oh
39:53Oh
39:53Oh
40:08Oh
40:14Oh
40:15Oh
40:39Okay, all right, I'm gonna go for it
40:40In your own time
40:52Well this is still my beating heart
41:05You get to about there
41:06Think I just need some luck now
41:08I really think I need some luck
41:09Do you want to try a different technique?
41:11No, no, I'm comfortable with that technique
41:14Well, let me have one look
41:15Come on, love
41:17Love
41:18Now I'm comfortable with the holding technique
41:20It's just that it's wider up the top and it's just more difficult
41:23No, I think I think I've got it's as good as I'm gonna get I think
41:30Don't you dare Chloe
41:41No pressure
41:42Try it one handed like that
41:43Come on
41:43Try it one handed
41:44I think the key is that you're comfortable doing it
41:46I would give a practice with one hand and just try something different
41:49Last practice
41:50Quite fun
41:50Yeah
41:52Another practice
41:53One more practice
41:54Okay, ten percent of the prize fund, please
41:57That's 84 still an awful lot on earth
41:59Be a fourth practice. Good luck
42:28You've got so close
42:30You've got so close
42:30I rushed it. I rushed it. I had it. I rushed it.
42:32You actually had that.
42:34You were right, though. One hand.
42:37You are.
42:40Wrestle practice.
42:45Richard!
42:56Richard!
42:58This...
43:00Is your biggest moment.
43:04Ten centimeters lie between you and a small fortune.
43:10Retrieve your briefcase from the vault and you'll win a small fortune.
43:15of eighty four thousand pounds for charity it all comes down to this you've
43:25taken four practices and never succeeded Dickie but this is the only time that
43:35counts absolute silence from the audience please best of luck Richard in
43:41your own time
44:35bring it in hey hey never mind we did our best okay just want to show you the
44:41adrenaline kicks in like you said guys we didn't win a small fortune but for
44:50taking charities thank you so much
45:01so the ladies could be quite master the small games best of luck telling that's
45:05your duty when you get home however great sports so please give them a small
45:09fortune hand for the madeleaves
45:15join us next week for more little laughs we'll see you then goodnight
45:23still to come in this series of small fortune more teams take on tiny games
45:31for big money oh my goodness do you think you could do better at small fortune now you can
45:40play the tiny games wherever you are download small fortune from the app store for free
45:50so
46:02so
46:03so
46:16I'll see you next time.
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