00:00Bu dizinin sonunda, bayağı yapan oyuncu, en büyük bir tanı, en çok önemli değil.
00:06Bu da yasın bilgiler için, çok büyük bir tanıştık, ama en büyük bir tanıştık, en büyük bir tanıştık.
00:13Bu bir tanıştık, en büyük bir tanıştık.
00:15Bu, bu, daha büyük bir tanıştık.
00:20Bu, benim, bu, büyük bir tanıştık.
00:24Now please give a huge hand to the medium-sized Mr. Dermot O'Neary!
00:32Hello and welcome to Small Talks in the world's dinkiest, giddiest little game show
00:36where small games can win you big money, a possible £150,000 if you don't mind.
00:45But when games of this weeny mistakes are magnified
00:48and the distance between success and failure is measured in millimetres, really not that much.
00:53Right, there's no show without contestants, well there is, but it'd be very dull.
00:57So let's meet them, please welcome the footballers!
01:08I'm into this!
01:11Alright!
01:13Loving it!
01:14So footballers welcome along, tell us how you'll know each other and why you're the footballers.
01:17We all know each other because we play for the England amputee football team
01:20and we was recently in the World Cup in Mexico.
01:24APPLAUSE
01:30What's it like playing in the World Cup?
01:31Is it fantastic?
01:32The atmosphere?
01:33Yeah, especially being with all the boys, like team camaraderie.
01:36And hobbies-wise, outside football, what do you do?
01:38Martins.
01:39I climb for Great Britain as well.
01:40You climb and you play football for Great Britain.
01:42And he's sixth in the world at climbing as well.
01:44You're sixth in the...
01:45Duh!
01:50And where do you live, who do you live with?
01:52I live with my dad at the minute.
01:54I live with my partner, Hardy, and my three girls, Lottie, Nelly and Millie.
01:58Yeah.
01:59And I live with my mum and dad at the moment and my cat, Gary.
02:01Um...
02:02And then...
02:03There you go.
02:05LAUGHTER
02:06I mean, you play football for England, you're the sixth best climber in the world,
02:09but the cat, Gary, just got me.
02:11LAUGHTER
02:12OK, so what do we bring to the team, guys?
02:14Michael brings the cool, calm, collectiveness.
02:17That's called Mike.
02:18Martin brings the quirkiness.
02:19Oh, yeah, I get that.
02:20LAUGHTER
02:21And I'll bring...
02:22Oh, no, the aggression.
02:23Well...
02:24Nothing.
02:24Thanks, Ray, that's great to hear.
02:26Yeah.
02:27OK, so, guys, here are the rules.
02:29You're about to face the world's tiniest, toughest games.
02:32You can bank up to £50,000 for every game you win.
02:36All you have to do is win three games to get to the small 14 final
02:39and you'll play for all the money you've banked across those three games.
02:42But lose a tiny game, lose a grown full-sized player
02:46and you get a straight red, OK?
02:47Lose three players and you're out of the game.
02:50All clear?
02:51Yep.
02:51Let's kick things off and reveal your first tiny game.
02:54APPLAUSE
03:04This is... Marble Arch!
03:11Welcome to London's most minuscule monument.
03:18Blow the marble through the central arch with a single breath.
03:26Fail, and you won't just be out of breath, you'll be out of the competition.
03:34You've got to roll with it, you've got to take it down...
03:38Come on, you guys!
03:40You've got to say what you say, it don't matter...
03:42Well...
03:42Like every single game we have here, it looks a lot simpler than it is.
03:47You must have played marbles before.
03:49Yeah, sure have, yeah.
03:50They were blowing the marbles for 50 grand?
03:51Pretty simple.
03:53What are you thinking?
03:54First impressions, lads?
03:55First impressions, I know these two don't want to do it.
03:57LAUGHTER
03:59It's a big decision who's going to play the first game, because you lose your most important player first, then
04:04it's a hard road to the final, that's what I'm saying.
04:06Most of the time, when we go with goal behind, we end up losing. So we've got to win this.
04:11Yeah.
04:11Don't think it's for me, to be honest.
04:13No, I can, you'll be good at this one.
04:14I reckon.
04:15I've probably got the lung power.
04:17Can I give it a go?
04:18Yeah.
04:19Raimondo, it's time to take our Marble Arch!
04:27So, in every game, you can bank up to £50,000.
04:31Obviously, that's a lot of money, so before you play for real, we give you a completely free practice.
04:37So, whenever you're ready...
04:41Get ready to catch that ball out the other side.
04:44Oh, I like your style. Take your time.
04:55Keep calm, though.
04:56Yeah, I suppose that's pretty good, really.
04:58Now, in front of you is a tiny button, if you press it, you're playing for real right now for
05:04£50,000, or you can practise every time you practise.
05:07You take 10% off your prize fund, which, of course, is £5,000.
05:11So, obviously, the more you practise, the more money you lose.
05:14Press the button!
05:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, everyone!
05:18I ain't pressing the button.
05:19Oh, calm down!
05:20One more deal.
05:21Yeah.
05:22Sorry, Ray, you have a decision to make.
05:24Press.
05:25Or.
05:26Practice.
05:27I reckon I could do it.
05:29I reckon I could do it.
05:30I know you could do it.
05:31I've just seen you do it.
05:31It's very good.
05:32But it only takes a little bit of air to come out a different section of your mouth, and you've
05:37hit the post.
05:37Very tactical.
05:39Mm.
05:39Do one more.
05:40Do one more practice, yeah?
05:41Yeah.
05:42Yeah?
05:43Shut up.
05:44Or.
05:48Another practice?
05:49Yeah.
05:49We do want to keep them on side, Ray, just to let you know.
05:53£5,000 off the price fund, please.
05:56Shut up!
05:57This will be your second practice.
06:00Any time you're ready.
06:02Try your fault.
06:02Try your fault.
06:13Well, what did you do there differently?
06:15Probably blew out this side a little bit more.
06:17You didn't blow as hard as well.
06:19Didn't blow as hard?
06:20I think, just take your time a little bit.
06:22What post did I hit?
06:23The left one?
06:24Yeah.
06:25Okay, what would you like to do?
06:26Press or practice?
06:27It's completely up to you.
06:29If you feel confident...
06:29I don't want to go out, though.
06:31Well, in that case, carry on practicing.
06:33Go on, then, another practice.
06:34Yeah, definitely?
06:35Yeah.
06:35Okay, £5,000 off the prize fund.
06:37Down to £40,000.
06:38It's your third practice, but you've got a long way to go, mate.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:53You've had that second.
06:56Penalty.
06:57Basically, it's a penalty, innit?
06:58Basically, it's a penalty.
07:00It is.
07:01We talked about this before.
07:03We've got routines for penalties, then.
07:04To focus yourself before a penalty.
07:07Who's the penalty taker out of the three of you?
07:08Well, no one.
07:10LAUGHTER
07:12In a shootout, we'll be there.
07:13Yeah.
07:16What are you saying, then, lads?
07:17Push the button.
07:18Do you feel like you can do it?
07:20Push it!
07:21I felt like I could do it every time, but I never, so...
07:26There's sugar bae up there, isn't there?
07:28Push the button.
07:31LAUGHTER
07:35What do you want to do, press or practice?
07:38Well done, Odie.
07:39I don't know.
07:41One more, yeah?
07:44Yeah, one more.
07:46Practice.
07:47OK, 5,000 bucks on the prize fund.
07:48Take your time.
07:5035,000 pounds, this is your fourth practice.
07:53Ready, then?
07:54Take your time.
08:05See, it's 50-50.
08:06I'm hitting it, and then I'm missing it.
08:09So...
08:10You've done it, missed.
08:11Done it, missed.
08:11Done it, missed.
08:12Done it, missed.
08:12I'm making a pattern.
08:15Am I going to change that pattern or not?
08:17OK.
08:18When you go down, just take your time.
08:21Yeah.
08:22I think you've got it.
08:23You're cool.
08:24Wrestle practice.
08:28You reckon?
08:30Go for it, yeah?
08:31We're here for you, Ray.
08:45This is your big moment.
08:49Succeed, and you will bank 35,000 pounds to play for in the final.
08:56Fail, and you will be eliminated, leaving Martin and Mike to win three games without you.
09:05You have used four practices, and succeeded just twice.
09:12But this is the only time that counts.
09:18Here we go, Ray.
09:19Take your time.
09:20Time.
09:21Best of luck.
09:29Take your time.
09:29Take your time.
09:36Take your time.
09:41Yes.
09:42Take your time.
09:50Well, Ray.
09:52Got it.
09:52The pattern work.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Well done.
09:56APPLAUSE
09:59OK, you've now banked £35,000.
10:01You're one game closer to the final.
10:04All three players remaining, 35 in the bank.
10:07Ready for the next game, footballers?
10:08Yep.
10:09Excellent.
10:09Please reveal the next game.
10:21This is Against the Grain.
10:26Welcome to Small Fortune Farm, where it's harvest time.
10:30Using the straw, employ the power of suction to pick up five grains of corn and deposit them in the
10:39silo within ten seconds.
10:42Fail, and you'll be a complete and utter loser.
10:47And out of the competition.
10:56I can literally just dance here for, like, the rest of the night.
10:59Erm, hey, guys, what do you think?
11:02This is all about lung power.
11:05Oh.
11:06Lung power.
11:07You feeling it?
11:08Lung power.
11:09Lung power.
11:10To be fair, you look the quickest, the nimblest.
11:13Yeah.
11:13We need speed in this one.
11:15True.
11:15You're not unfit, you've got big lungs, do you know what I mean?
11:18You're not unfit.
11:19He's the sixth best climber in the world.
11:22Yeah.
11:22That's what I'm saying.
11:22He's not unfit, is he?
11:23He's fit.
11:24He's got that hand-eye.
11:25Not fitter than me, but...
11:27LAUGHTER
11:27I think I can do it.
11:29Looks all right, doesn't it?
11:31Yeah.
11:31Up for it, Martin?
11:32Yeah, I'll go for it.
11:33Comedy, Martin.
11:34All right then, Martin.
11:35Santa Martin to take on Against the Grain.
11:40APPLAUSE
11:44As always, you have one free practice after that.
11:47Each practice costs you £5,000.
11:49So, are you ready for your first practice?
11:51I think so, yeah.
11:52All right, mate.
11:52Best of luck.
11:54Start the countdown, please.
11:56Three...
11:57Two...
11:58One...
11:59Go!
12:08Don't worry, don't worry.
12:11Yeah, no, that's fine.
12:12You got far off.
12:13It's doable.
12:14It's doable.
12:14What'd you learn from that?
12:15Probably couldn't take my time a bit more.
12:17The first two, you probably went a bit too fast.
12:19And breathe.
12:20I forgot to breathe on the first three.
12:22So...
12:23Here's the situation.
12:24You can press the button now and play for £50,000.
12:27Or...
12:28You can practice for £5,000.
12:30Practice.
12:30Practice, yeah.
12:31Have a practice.
12:32Already?
12:34They're impatient bugs.
12:36Practice, yeah.
12:37£5,000 off the prize fund, please.
12:40This is your second practice.
12:42Take your time, boy.
12:42Come on.
12:44And begin the countdown, please.
12:47Three...
12:48Two...
12:49One...
12:49Go!
12:50Steady.
12:51Steady.
12:51Go on.
12:52Good start.
12:52Good start.
12:54Keep it there.
12:55Keep it there.
12:56You're golden.
12:56Golden.
12:58Smashing it.
12:58Go on.
12:58You've got loads of time.
12:59Easy.
13:04Confidence.
13:04Yeah.
13:09Don't need to do it quicker, though, mate.
13:10No, no.
13:11Yeah.
13:11Just do it at the same pace.
13:13Wow.
13:14Impressive.
13:15You can press that button right there.
13:1745 grand you can be paying for right now.
13:21Looking to pan an artist, Dad.
13:22Didn't do it.
13:23Done it.
13:24Didn't do it.
13:24So, you might be a kernel this time.
13:26Go with Ray's algorithm.
13:27Have a practice.
13:29Ray's weird algorithm.
13:30I reckon one more practice.
13:32One more practice?
13:33Yeah.
13:34One more practice.
13:35Alright.
13:35£5,000 off the prize fund, £40,000.
13:39This will be your third practice.
13:41Start the countdown, please.
13:43Three.
13:44Two.
13:45One.
13:46Go.
14:00Who's the top score?
14:01Go!
14:01Yeah.
14:03That would look like anything you paid for, the award.
14:05from the award.
14:09İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
17:18M.K.
17:19M.K.
17:20M.K.
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