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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:05you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus. We beg you.
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:29Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:15This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Get harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09Leora!
05:10I know you're in there.
05:12Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it.
05:14He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:29You're my fiancƩ.
05:31You belong with me.
05:32Come home.
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Narius' seafoak give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:23It's too late, boss.
08:25Her heartbeat's fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Liora.
08:57Who did this?
08:58I'm going to tear them apart.
09:00It was...
09:03It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancƩ.
09:28My property.
09:28You filthy whore.
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No!
09:44Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:58I...
09:59got careless.
10:01Diving near a shipwreck.
10:03My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Liora.
10:07Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy.
10:14Stay out of it.
10:16Boss?
10:17Soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it,
10:26promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:30She's safe.
10:32Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue?
10:47Golden apple sap?
10:48I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:54Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More.
10:57Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.
11:19I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:50Ha ha ha ha!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:17You're safe here, Liria.
12:20We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:26You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy!
12:30Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:37Lily's in trouble!
12:43I...
12:44I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:58And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
13:08Ha ha ha ha ha!
13:17Whew!
13:19Whew!
13:35You disgusting freak!
13:38What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
13:40Mommy!
13:43I've got you, baby.
13:45Touch my kid again,
13:47and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
13:50Ha!
13:51You ruined my meal?
13:55Wait.
13:56The baby mama herself.
13:59Perfect.
14:03Two courses for the price of one!
14:13Bitch!
14:19Jack, take Lily and run!
14:21Go!
14:22Go!
14:26Run from the Lycian Hydro,
14:30you pathetic little insects.
14:38You...
14:38Poseidon?
14:40That kid's his.
14:42No wonder the power's so pure.
14:44That's Poseidon's bloodline.
14:47If I stay, I'm dead.
14:55What the hell just happened?
14:57It ran?
14:58Damn, Leoya.
15:00Your powers are badass.
15:02You straight up scared the monster off.
15:04Me?
15:05No way.
15:06Even at full strength,
15:07I couldn't take that thing.
15:08I'm still recovering.
15:10Wait.
15:11Maybe it sensed the guardian of the Sea Vault?
15:13No way.
15:14I don't...
15:14I don't...
15:16Whatever.
15:16Let's get home.
15:17That thing might circle back.
15:23About that monster.
15:28Failed at the perfect time?
15:30Figures.
15:31He's just a regular guy, after all.
15:32Failed at it.
15:44Failed at it.
15:51To be continued...
16:13My liege, have mercy.
16:16I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
16:18Please, spare my life.
16:20No problem.
16:21Thank you, my lord.
16:22Thank you for your mercy.
16:23Try to remember that in your next life.
16:38Enjoying the show.
16:49My king!
16:50We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
16:51We swear.
16:52Listen to me.
16:54If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
17:00Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
17:02Yes!
17:03Yes, my liege.
17:04Yes, my liege.
17:15My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
17:21truth myself.
17:30That wild god pans always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon, guy's long gone.
17:36Probably fish food in some trench, right?
17:39Sea god myth, ancient history.
17:41Wanna bet?
17:42There ain't no sea king anymore.
17:55The world's the same as ever.
17:57The dead are louder than the living.
17:59Who the hell are you?
18:01You're in Hades territory, asshole!
18:04You're in Hades territory, asshole!
18:14Poseidon?
18:25Is Hades still breathing?
18:27If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
18:33Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
18:41I don't have time for this.
18:43I'm not wasting it on you.
18:44I need a background check.
18:50You know who I am?
18:52Hades' ace.
18:54You crash my spot, you die here!
19:18Little fish.
19:27Headed staff?
19:29One shot?
19:30The sea king?
19:31He's real.
19:34Hades.
19:35You hiding?
19:37Come out.
19:37Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
19:41One.
19:42Two.
19:47Thank the fates!
19:48The boss is here!
19:54Boss, this bum!
20:02You idiot!
20:03Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
20:05You're done.
20:06Get out.
20:07In front of Poseidon.
20:09Your ants.
20:10I'm saving your worthless heights.
20:16My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
20:20I'm not here for fun.
20:22Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
20:29I'll mobilize every team right now.
20:31You have three days.
20:33I'll be back.
20:37Everyone, drop what you're doing.
20:39Full sweep on the Leora and child.
20:42Every resource, every contact.
20:44Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
20:46Yes, boss!
20:53Poseidon's back.
20:54Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
21:05Dylan wants the woman dead.
21:07Kid comes with us alive.
21:08She's still hurt.
21:09Easy pickets.
21:11Let's move.
21:23We'll make a nice stew.
21:25Surprise daddy for lunch?
21:27Ha ha ha ha ha!
21:32Ha ha ha ha!
21:34A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
21:37Pathetic.
21:40Who are you?
21:42Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or I drag your corpse back.
21:49Mommy?
21:50Who's the ugly goat man?
21:53Hand over the kid!
22:02Stay away from my daughter!
22:04Don't you dare touch her!
22:21Mommy, you're bleeding!
22:23This forest is locked down.
22:26Surrender now.
22:27I'll go with you.
22:29On one condition.
22:31Let my daughter go!
22:33No, mommy!
22:34I'm not leaving you!
22:35No!
22:36No!
22:46Kid's mine.
22:47You die.
22:51you poisoned me
22:55my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
23:02you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
23:10you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
23:19don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
23:25but first i'm gonna have some fun
23:35such a pretty face all mine now
23:41let my mommy go you bastard
23:51lily lily run get out of here
23:58serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
24:08lily
24:31lily
24:32you're a dead man
24:40jack what the hell just happened
24:45you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
25:09jack keep lily safe
25:11long as i'm here
25:12you don't lose shut up and go
25:14now
25:27if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
25:32run all you want
25:33my pack tears you both apart
25:35you're not
25:36you're not
25:36you're not
25:48you're not
26:03you're not
26:15you're not
26:18you're not
26:25daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
26:29shh lily don't cry
26:30daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
26:32we're going back for her right now
26:41hand over the kid
26:42i'll make your death quick
26:51lily
26:52turn around and cover your ears
26:54okay
26:57daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
26:59okay
27:03you are the best
27:13some nobody dare stare me down
27:15you're asking to die
27:20you're not human
27:22who the hell are you
27:23my daughter's here
27:24so i'm keeping it clean
27:26disappear
27:45okay lily
27:46you can turn around now
27:51daddy
27:52what happened to the bad guy
27:54he got so dazzled by how cute you are
27:57he just passed out
28:04lily
28:04stay right here inside this circle
28:06don't move
28:07daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
28:09i'll be right back
28:15daddy be careful
28:18don't worry lily
28:19no one's ever beaten your dad
28:28that poison's eaten you alive
28:29little nymph
28:30how much longer you got
28:32let me have my fun first
28:35so what
28:36i'll drag you to hell with me
28:38before i die
28:50damn
28:51you take a hit
28:52well
28:52let's enjoy this body
28:55then
28:55i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
28:58for jack and lily
29:00even if i die
29:01i'm taking this beast down with me
29:05no signal
29:06you trying to hog the glory
29:08more coming
29:09killing one won't save jack and lily
29:11no choice
29:12i'm taking them down with me
29:14this the woman dylan wants
29:15where the kid
29:17some guy took the brat
29:20useless
29:21grab her first
29:22then we hunt the child
29:26just
29:28let jack and lily be safe
29:33you all want to come at once
29:35then die together
29:36pick your graves
29:49why did you come back
29:51where's lily
29:55lily's safe
29:56don't push yourself
30:00so this
30:01is the woman's
30:02secret lover
30:03her taste
30:04is trash
30:05beg now
30:06and maybe i'll leave your corpses
30:08in one piece
30:09refuse
30:10and you'll be screaming
30:12end it fast
30:16you
30:16in our eyes
30:18you're not even an enemy
30:19just weeds
30:20to be crushed
30:21under feet
30:22just hold on
30:23a little longer
30:25jack means more to me
30:26than anything
30:27i won't let him get hurt
30:38you want my husband
30:40step over my corpse first
30:43in a hurry to die
30:44fine
30:45i'll oblige
31:15you're half dead already
31:17how the hell
31:18did you knock me back
31:19the sea is sinking
31:20those are poseidon's warriors
31:23this
31:25can't be
31:50ancient ekathra
31:51the coastal legend monster
31:54why would she be here
31:55why would she be here
31:57our boss has real backing
32:00he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
32:03no matter how strong you are
32:05kneel and beg
32:07they're coming for us
32:08we're finished
32:10don't worry darling
32:11things might turn around
32:12lyra veil has been captured
32:15now we await the sea king's warriors
32:17to execute this peasant
32:20they're here
32:21they're here for me
32:21jack
32:22stay behind me
32:23with me here
32:25no one touches you
32:26stop saying that jack
32:27look around
32:28we're surrounded
32:29we could actually die here
32:36my lords
32:37let me teach this adulterous couple
32:40a lesson
32:43you worthless creature
32:46you shouldn't even exist
32:48where i stand
32:56who dares show such insolence
33:00before the lord of the sea
33:02and
33:03and
33:04you
33:07you
33:08you
33:08you
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