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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house where I'm not
00:00:26Mia?
00:00:29Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac
00:00:43You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:49C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still run this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:01:02From the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:18Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince
00:01:23And I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah, details
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:33Look who's talking
00:01:34Thank you
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years
00:01:53But this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:09Oh
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:25You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:33How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:35Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:51Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:57No more frame lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:16A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:28Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:35Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:32And a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit!
00:04:40Down!
00:04:41And finish your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches
00:05:13You little lab rat
00:05:15What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid
00:05:21I know, Mia
00:05:23But this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment
00:05:26On you!
00:05:36Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:56Look-
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:05:58Yeah
00:06:01So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:11Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:16Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:18Or what?
00:06:19Little miss st-st-stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:35You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me
00:06:39I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher, least favorite teacher, Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry
00:07:16God!
00:07:17Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:24Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:38Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:48What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:51Stop stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:42Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school
00:08:46I am not losing them again
00:08:49I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:08Great! More maggots have arrived
00:09:11Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:17The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:20Plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03ConCon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this, together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents won us together
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it
00:10:41Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of Relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:53No, you're right
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it! If I'm wrong
00:11:02I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:11See you later, Misty
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nina
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:44It's like indestructible
00:11:45Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:54You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow!
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:04Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10Hello who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:39And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is...
00:12:50Is...
00:12:51Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry!
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She's...
00:13:01God
00:13:01Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:06And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:57Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:11Come on, don't you worry
00:14:13Dylan, if I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh, man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:42What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual...
00:14:53What?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, Mia Paz! Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh
00:15:36Show us fast, freak
00:15:38Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:43You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:45Or anybody
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:52Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:01Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:18You follow my lead
00:16:26So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:50The whole town wants us together
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Get on her!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way
00:17:12up
00:17:16Sacrach
00:17:17Yeah, we really need to talk
00:17:21I thought that she is
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College?
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic 8-ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:46Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:55Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess,
00:18:06and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush,
00:18:13but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information,
00:18:22the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:24is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:40You're royalty, and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do,
00:18:55I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:58you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:16Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:22What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:37Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:44Well, I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points
00:19:56and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:00Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into
00:20:02a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, how are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Call her.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean,
00:20:25this year's Bake Off HBIC,
00:20:29Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:35Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying,
00:20:40you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:53Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:00Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:11Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:32All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll just make this a little bit.
00:21:42Like this.
00:21:43Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53That's undernaz.
00:21:55That's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:21:57That's too much.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:25Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39If you do that again, Miss Watkins,
00:22:42you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist.
00:22:53Always.
00:22:54Has a plan.
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:07Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:11of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the year.
00:23:17It's so crazy!
00:23:19It's great!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple,
00:23:24but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner
00:23:52of this year's
00:23:53Senior Bake-Off
00:23:55is...
00:24:01The winner
00:24:02of this year's
00:24:04Senior Bake-Off
00:24:05is...
00:24:11Mia Watkins!
00:24:14the 2006 Golden Bake-Off
00:24:17trophy belongs to you
00:24:18and Connor.
00:24:22Woo!
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:27Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do it.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy
00:24:41are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:54High school bucket list,
00:24:56item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:06Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus...
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:18Stop!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:26Team Jessica, Team Mia,
00:25:28get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis,
00:25:33before you say anything,
00:25:36Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:40You and your friends can go.
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:45I would drop that attitude,
00:25:47Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now,
00:25:56it's here to stay.
00:25:57One more bad word.
00:25:59One more
00:26:00thing that you do wrong,
00:26:02and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07when you stop
00:26:07letting Jessica's dad ride you.
00:26:10Huh?
00:26:11Oh,
00:26:12sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:14Both of you,
00:26:15pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait,
00:26:19are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back
00:26:23from his business trip
00:26:23and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything,
00:26:34feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money
00:26:37did her dad give you?
00:26:39Uh,
00:26:41$147,347,
00:26:43and...
00:26:43You be quiet,
00:26:44you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you,
00:26:48um,
00:26:49help me clean up here,
00:26:50my star students.
00:26:54Fuck.
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look
00:27:00on his face?
00:27:01Yeah,
00:27:01he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know
00:27:03all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well,
00:27:05I told you I can see the future,
00:27:07so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's not a big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:11So tell me.
00:27:14What do you see
00:27:14in our future tonight?
00:27:16Well,
00:27:17I have to study
00:27:18for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:20What's that one again?
00:27:21Uh,
00:27:22anatomy.
00:27:22It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it
00:27:28at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38You're...
00:27:38Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go,
00:27:41Professor.
00:27:42I promise
00:27:43to be a good boy.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:48юu.
00:28:10Good boy.
00:28:12Get out.
00:28:13Okay.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03I'm not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:12I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:45All right.
00:29:48Amen.
00:29:49Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Nia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know,
00:30:03I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:08But I think it would be way more informative
00:30:11if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High School Bucket List Item Number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebasias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:43Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:00You...
00:31:01That's cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You...
00:31:40You...
00:31:41They're all...
00:31:41Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me...
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:14No, I'm not just sure.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:23Oh shit.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:28Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:31No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:35No!
00:32:38No!
00:32:44No!
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:03So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:14She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside.
00:33:26Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:36You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And...
00:33:43I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:48Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just...
00:33:53Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:33Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But...
00:34:40We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:42Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:03Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But...
00:35:22You don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:28I have to try.
00:35:30Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:32That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:00Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Yes.
00:36:11Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:12Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:13Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:15I'll show him another time.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just...
00:36:18Trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:43Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I like barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:06Got it.
00:37:08What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey.
00:37:22Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:24Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the 8th grade.
00:37:29So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:17Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:36Doing what?
00:38:37Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come!
00:39:15We'll come!
00:39:16If you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Aw, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:44All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47Look at what a party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know.
00:39:57For a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke.
00:40:01When I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:09No, that walking steroid.
00:40:11He's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:17Here.
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:32Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:48Mmm.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She more than was.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean.
00:41:10If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Let's go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:34Should I?
00:41:37Should I?
00:41:37Should I?
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:49Look.
00:41:54Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:07No, I'm future girl.
00:42:09Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon and Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:25I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse hideout.
00:43:29I like this.
00:43:30So cute.
00:43:31Oh, on page four, there's a great palaroid that I took of Mia wetting herself in sixth grade.
00:43:36Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:43Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your pigtails.
00:43:48And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:43:50Yeah.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:05Um...
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:13As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37Hey.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:43You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about...
00:44:47What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all, but the only one getting exposed today
00:45:06I miss you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cone.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:27And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know what?
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:45:47High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:50Flam it while you've got it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:24FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I wanna live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:51I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouthwagers have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:15Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:21I don't want to.
00:47:25I don't want to.
00:47:43Ow!
00:47:44Ah, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey, Mia.
00:47:50Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:53Hey.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:56Now.
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:00You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:12Hey.
00:48:13Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Hi.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:18What happened?
00:48:20Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:26How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over.
00:48:40Everyone out!
00:48:41You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Go, go, go.
00:48:44Remember, vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:47Come on.
00:48:48Let's go.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:04For the record...
00:49:07You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:13Oh.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously, I...
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:36Don't...
00:49:37make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:44I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay...
00:49:56with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:14You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:33Okay.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:58I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:01So, it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:05I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:14Well...
00:51:15You know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You wanna help me rap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:40So, eight ball girl.
00:51:43What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48You're not.
00:51:49Don't even look.
00:51:50I know you're not.
00:51:52You're...
00:51:53You're actually...
00:51:55super successful.
00:51:58You're really smart.
00:52:00Kind.
00:52:06You're pretty...
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:35It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So...
00:52:39So who do I get married to?
00:52:42Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you gotta get over that Britney crush because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:09Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You don't wanna be late.
00:53:30Okay.
00:53:42Hey.
00:53:45Hey.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:47This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because...
00:53:58In a few months we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:13You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:54:59The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:01But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look!
00:55:19Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:24I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bower.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:57Look.
00:56:16OMG, you're twinning.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh!
00:56:33And Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:35Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:56What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:25They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:47I'm gonna love them.
00:57:49Should we love them?
00:57:50That's yours.
00:57:59So, I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but...
00:58:06I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:21I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name.
00:58:33Like Banksy.
00:58:45You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31Oh, I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash into hives.
00:59:42Okay, alright fine, you just keep it up!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:55This one's for you.
01:00:06Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:17Okay.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic eight ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:39Okay.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:49That's...
01:00:49That's all I want.
01:01:02For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:08Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:33Woo!
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:43Yes!
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:00No!
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:20Yes!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:22Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:32Yes.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is going to be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:53Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:04:56The rocket's last gleaming.
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:35there.
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave o'er the land of the free and the home of
01:05:59the brave.
01:06:14Give it up for Mia. This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:21See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:40If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah. Plus, I like kissing you. What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing. That I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad. What is he doing here? He never comes to my games. What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia. This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me. I already know what happens. Remember? Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me. I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone. The big championship game. The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:41Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Let's begin.
01:08:11And ten seconds left. Home team is down two points. And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's gonna risk it all on a three-pointer. And there he goes.
01:08:38Yes, he scores! The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:54Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really? Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:24Congratulations.
01:09:29Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:32Oh! Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance. For good!
01:09:44I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no, you won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:18It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:10:33What happened?
01:10:35It always has, you know, a lot of soulmates.
01:10:36What happened?
01:10:37But what happened?
01:10:42How about you?
01:10:43How about you and I?
01:10:45How about you?
01:10:45How about you?
01:10:48How about you?
01:10:50How about you?
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:22You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with fine colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:43Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:52Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to?
01:11:57I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26It's so hot.
01:12:31Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16Oh.
01:13:16Come on.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:31I don't know.
01:13:33You won a big at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry to say again.
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:27No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look.
01:14:44It'll be the future scoop.
01:14:45How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:48Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me?
01:15:06Stop.
01:15:08No.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hellmouth, that is just...
01:15:16It's my turn.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46I think so.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll lose.
01:15:50It's my turn.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:45Come on, come on, come on.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely not your color.
01:16:50Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:02Oh, but I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, just.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:49Just, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:54It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:26I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star,
01:19:15Conor Oliver.
01:19:29Conor?
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my diehard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:13I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53It looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, it's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:14They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake.
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a set-up.
01:22:24Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:28Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:35Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:40Fairly.
01:22:42But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:58They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Or you.
01:23:12High School Bucket List, item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:26What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone.
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No, it was Mia!
01:23:56She, she knows things.
01:23:58She's like a, a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so messy.
01:24:17That's nothing we have to do.
01:24:18Go get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:22You suck!
01:24:25You're a cheater!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:04Mina, hey.
01:25:06Yeah, hey!
01:25:09You okay?
01:25:11I'm okay.
01:25:13Whatever.
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:37I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Woah.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came to.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions,
01:26:22to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Give me a walk, kids.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:28Not in a million years.
01:27:33I'm not in a million years.
01:27:34I'm not in a million years.
01:27:34I'm not in a million years.
01:27:34I'm not in a million years.
01:27:36I'm not in a million years.
01:27:36I'm not in a million years.
01:27:37I'm not in a million years.
01:27:40I'm not in a million years.
01:27:42I'm not in a million years.
01:27:44Gives me shivers like you
01:27:47Oh, no one does it better
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